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Lmao i'll take a look
What category is that channel in?
Unpaid
Since i didn't even know it existed untill you tagged it.
And it doesn't seem to show up in any category either for me
Official Utilities
Oh shoot, i had that one disabled
Go to channels & roles, then browse channels, then go to browse channels and just check mark everything
nah man, im locked up inna 3x3 cell
Figured that out now, thanks human resources 
Bow wow chicka wow wow
We don’t care enough for that
But unfortunately seems like i have to wait 2 years to be able to apply 
Wild
when i saw this gif i immediately favorited it
It’s not even a gif
it is
Don’t even get me started
It'd be better if it was a sticker
true
me when an image can be in the file format of a gif even if it isnt in motion
Fuck you
i can ask elevatormusic to make it a sticker on Aftermath
Don't even get me started 😈😈
Nah
What if you wanna watch the paul vs tyson fight but netflix gives you the 25% loading entertainment special

karmamaxxing
Fight was so awful
hi
Yeah mike couldnt move whatsoever
Really was coping that he'd try to knock him out in the 7th
Think netflix is going to lose subscriptions and boxing is going to lose fans lol, paul is purely damaging to your reputation
Because mike couldnt last more than a round
Jake's other matches were more fun to watch because atleast one was willing to be paid off to get knocked down lol
this was the worst fight ive ever seen
b-b-big ounce?!
my day is ruined
Why didnt you save mike
i cant interfere in fights!!
like you saved my family from a house fire
If we could time travel id sent jake paul to prime tyson
that would end in 1 round, even now mike had the stength but his legs just fail him at his age
if only
You could see him try to emulate how he used to move but he's gotten too old
Even when walking back to the corner his legs look stiff
Logan saying he'd kill mike 😭
I think the only way mike could have won was if jake got himself in the corner
He cant close the distance he was just staying center half the time
what a horrible fight
netflix hardly working and 2/4 fights being boring as hell
It was such a nothing burger
Taylor vs sorrano was wild
I liked the 2nd and 3rd fight
just two fighters staring at each other
1st one was slow but thats normal
The fucking cut in the eye was gruesome
1 million dollar pantaloons for a staredown is crazy
Them saying that Mike Tyson suriving 8 2 min rounds is impressive which it is, but most of it was them staring at each other
Tbf he is 58, he took some good punches
The one hook he gave into jakes neck was such a letdown
was so hoping to see another straight on the jaw
The fight was always gonna be lose-lose
either Jake beats up an old man or gets beaten up by an old man
Like the commentator pointing its just a test between a 58 year old man vs a 27 year old rookie
Keep spitting your shit
I find it so sad how paul ended it by bowing
i get showing respect but let the old man hear the bell before you call it quits
Go ham those last 10 seconds see who stands at the end of it
Its gonna be a good payday for them both though
Yeah mike deserves the pay with his history but i would have been happier if he sold that clip of his weigh in for 5$ on OF
this fight just made him look finished
he says he still wants more and has more but his knees will never let him
Weigh in on onlyfans is wild
Was anyone really surprised that Jake Paul beat an old retired man
idk if you were watching that first fight but cornrow guy got humped in the corner midfight
I saw a clip of it lol
If i had a nickel for every time ive seen fighters hump in the ring i'd have atleast 2 nickels
It shouldve been me ong
Idk if its pauls hair but he looks unhealthy for his age
Idek if Jake Paul can handle anyone in their prime if he went for a old retired man to boost his ego
Bros on a better diet than me but man o man does he look like hes seen ghosts before the fight even began
Idk if that means anything but he looks fine
He still in boxing so he will be beat up eventually
pretty much nobody he fought so far has been as committed to that specific sport, been properly motivated to beat him nor close enough to his physique all at the same time
cakes
OK, so that's allowed.
I was trying to mention the name of the Hostess snack.
Sounds about right
Bro thinks he's such a hotshot for beating nobody in their prime
Anyway, I was trying to compare Jake Paul to a certain phallic snack cake, which shall remain unamed on this server.
nobody is going to root for him or see him as the problem child
Like, the snack cake resembles a dick.
Paul should beat up a child next
He's not crazy he's not got that dog in him he's still a child
The paul brothers are scumbags
That would be entertaining
If he was crazy he'd have hunted mikes head from round 3 on
I can't even say the name of the snack cake, but I can say that it looks like a phallus.
lol
What so it looks like a dick
Anyway, Jake Paul's not even a dick. He's a fucking PUSSY.
Yup both are absolutely terrible people only out for a quick buck
75 million dollars at least
I mean, he is SUCH a fucking wimp that he's gotta challenge a guy that's almost in his 70s just to pretend that he has a fucking dick and balls.
Not a bad payday
Probably but i dont expect netflix to welcome hiim back anytime soon
Cant believe these dudes can just do anything and get paid and i gotta like study
I saw a clip of the 3 dirt bags (MrBeast, Logan, and KSI) on some podcast and they have 0 chemistry
DO YOU HEAR ME, MODS? I can say DICK, PUSSY AND BALLS but not the name of a Hostess snack!
What're you doing?
half life 2 is free for grabs until monday. absolutely great game, plus it's had big updates for its 20th anniversary. check it out before it goes paid again
Cuz studying dont net u money
Oh damn thanks for that
All they gotta do is eat drink and exercise and all that is done and paid for by other people 😭
also theres a documentary out there by valve
Nah i rather pay it
2 hours, ton of dev info
uhh yeah it nets me money in the career i have to study for
Yeah and there's a RTX remake of the game coming out soon and you can wishlist it on steam
anyway imma sleep gn
Studying will keep you from being an alcoholic loser. Ask me how I know.
so please, PLEASE, give half life 2 a try if you (somehow) havent played it before
you wont regret it
???
Just entrepreneur your own shitty product and make a gazillion dollars
Nah i seen dudes that study that are also alcoholic
Jake Paul deserved that win fr
I guess I mis-clicked, things move fast around here.
it doesnt work like that
Mike Tyson falls to the better boxer i guess
loud incorrect buzzer
loud incorrect buzzer
We're just trying to lower ourselves to your level.
Maybe study on how i was joking but ok
Y'know.... we're tryng to kill enough brain cells so that we can actually relate to you? But we also have to feed our brains, so we still study.
you gotta be trippin
Like, literally we start drinking to fit in with other people.
i never met anyone as smart as me who was also an alcoholic
except my grandpa
but he had ptsd and chronic pain
Anyways this fight will be forgotten tommorow
....you're not unfunny.
pro tip: when you reply to someone it should relate to what their message was talking about
I LI3K BATTLETEK!1
Y'know... big ol' robots you sit in, wear a helmet that syncs you to it and stuff? Like Pacific Rim, but advanced enough that it only takes one person to run it.
....cute cat.
this person's brain has been fried by alcohol
I was just about to say lmfao
another victim
Nuh-uh! SCP-420-J had a SIGNIFCANT role, I'll have you know.
....maybe I should look for a Disco Elysium server.
What the hell are you talking about
Do you not know what "Disco Elysium" is?
Ahh.... you would've voted for Trump if you were able.
Lol I did vote for trump
I really don't think so, kiddo. Also, thanks for reminding me that I shouldn't be bothering you children right now.
i'm a grown man
Yeah, and I'm a fairy princess.
??? im 18 i voted for trump
SURE you are.
i blame the alcohol
Again, just trying to slow down enough to keep up with everyone else.
BTW, my problems are "adhd" and "autism." Not that it matters.
different plane of existence
What the sam hill makes you NOT expect autistic people on a Discord server about THE SCP FOUNDATION !?!
uni!!!
I just didnt think of autism immediately for why you werent making any sense
cuz i got a lot of autistic friends that make sense
bombs ahoy!
💣
so i figured maybe you were drunk
friday night. reasonable assumption
wait, hold on, am i on the SCP GAME discord server, is this real? am i dreaming???!!!
No, I'm just trying to get inside the head of someone who is extremely stupid.
By lying and two-timing people.
greed!
You're only saying that because he hasn't cheated you yet.
ANYWAY.
😔
Seriously dude, he's gonna seriously fuck you over, then you're gonna get mad at me for not saying anything.
nah u just got major tds
vampire?? 😟
No. He fucked me over, just like he'll fuck you over. I learned the hard way, now I'm just laughing my ass off at you.
Weird kink but ok
I believe 🙏
Hey, I'm pretty sure I'm not the one who brought it up.
Anyway, glad to watch him destroy your life while you defend him.
@plush bolt it’s been too long. another gif pls
It isnt worth the argument
Oh, wait, you're one of THOSE.
They'll all vote him out when the economy nose dives in 2 years
SORRY GUYS, I just realized I'm wasting my time on a sociopath.
Lol
he got flinged!
Sorry sociopath, done wasting my time on you. Go ahead and block me if it makes you feel better.
No, I don't think I will
Mike tyson vs jake paul 
Netflix vs the servers 
Do you know what "sociopath" means? Is it too big of a word for you?
Cmon man he's baiting you
buddy you gotta be shitting me
His family must be fishermen
this guy uses big words to sound more photosynthesis
😉
ermm its clearly wrong, the wink is on the wrong side, it should be this: 😉 ➡️ 🪞
your housing rights???
Yep.
there isnt a right to housing in the constitution as far as i can remember
He said that if someone doesn't want to rent to an autistic person, then they don't have to.
So, I'm still homeless.
Sorry for "baiting" you.
if you're as alcoholic as you admit to being i think the problem is not the autism
i love saltines!
Hate to break it to ya, bud... but autism DOES exist.
cantaloupe warrior
Sherlock is that you
honeydew?
i said if you're alcoholic i think that is a much more important deterrent to leasers than autism
but delicious
Why aren't you all over "that guy with thankful takes" because of his typo?
??
i didnt go off on anybody for typos
guh?
I mean... if you're so on top of everyone else's mistakes, then why aren't you at their throat because they made one?
no u!
literally what are you talking about
i forgor
are you drunk rn
dw if anyone comes for u i got u snoobert 🤝
wait thats not a cantaloupe
fuck what fruit is that
ummm
'erm
i forgor
If you're all over everyone's mistakes to this extent, then why aren't you calling "that guy" out?
leave snoobert outta this 😠
why am i being harassed
im not...
i will not stand for this
You're not, sorry.
i have no idea what the FUCK you are talking about
Of course not, because you couldn't even be here without a smartphone. You couldn't build a computer from the ground up and get here by yourself, like I have.
Is everything okay in here?
Because you are STUPID.
no god help us
no! don’t drink him!
i've built 6 computers dumbass
Nope
i got a 34 on the act without studying on the first take
OK, apologies.
two ppl were arguing about politics then this
trying to hold them off with the cat gifs
oh
I'm interested in being civil. This little punk ain't.
"Because you are STUPID." -Civil Conversationalist
ew no. i hate it
get that abomination outta here
also if i'm little to you you must weigh a lot
:(

capybarnia
It's best not to talk about politically sensible topics, I believe I've already talked to you about this
oh no..
No need to be hostile
Know what really sucks, though? Pinched nerves. Arthritis HOLY CRAP THAT'S A BIG FLY
just a straight shooter here
justice for chaos insurgents 😠
yep those suck
........YOU.
Good trick.
wtf is that
hehe
wait...
we don’t talk about it. he’s bungee jumping
cognito hazard
Green
geen
are you voting pete the cat or terry the dog for president
terry the cat (aka beany)
Colin the Crab
😔
Also the same thing goes for you with the politics thing, This isn't the place for it
it doesnt have to be this way
It does
no
Crabs are the end and the beginning
what a refined fellow
both lobsters and crabs are good. both can live in harmony
oh we got a CENTRIST in here
lobster and crabkind CANNOT coexist
why😠both are shellfish
One is superior to the other
It was more on the first thing you said
i think vulf and thankful takes are spreading some deep sea propaganda…
do we think gilligan the tuna has any chance for senator
I will not
There is no propaganda
Just truth
what a propagandist would say…
free the shellfish!

The lobsters will be boiled
imo arnold the alligator is not helping the carnivore party, he's lacks the charisma
Only crabs will remain
how DARE YOU
!warn 274980208690593802 animal abuse - Gif of a alive lobster boiling itself alive
when is the public beta?
some time after november 26
Around the 26th
...OK, I just admitted to a trusted discord server that I'm a little faded.
But not to you guys... no, I'll just say that I really miss the freaking desert.
:p
Why not order some then
thats a real knee slapper
Bro what 💀
@full pond if you plan on saying something about how that emoji looks like pickle rick you can decide not to by free choice
you talkin about dessert?
Don’t worry the past is the past
🤮
Shrek
did you hear about the sand mafias
Sand eater
they got paid in sand dollars
@glass bronze
3rd warn for eating sand?
did yall know an entire beach in jamaica got stolen by the sand mafia
how many til ur out?
Isn’t it 3 and you’re out?
Well it's the 3rd since like 2018 so
gotcha
A lot more I'd imagine
Yes
i saw it
I'm like a plague
Need to collect more warns
They can cure me temporarily but I always end up coming back
It’s possible to check your warns in bot commands right
"animal abuse" for a lobster is crazy
No clue
Don't post cooking gifs
It's dangerous
lobsters are chill though
Isn’t that animalism
ok but they are food
lobsters are refined fellows
grouping all animals together as stupid
IDC ab animals bro ion care humans are above them
Then eat a mosquito
lobsters are
CAREFUL
Shromp
Hey that’s animal abuse
MOOODS
just kidding lol
do u guys like win 7
No that's boydinner
🦭
ur boydinner
Edging the animal abuse warning
You edge to animals?
lobsters and crabs are kinda gross i no like to eat them
Dang that’s messed up
they kinda bad
wait
.,
You disgust me
yo
Girldinner
what did you mean by this
Apples
🥹
staying on the edge of getting a warning
true
Banan
some guy got warned for showing a lobster being fried
what...
i didnt consent
dude...
gave the homies a kith
Oh hey, dragonfly larvae.
they have extensible necks??
Well, a dragonfly larva eating a mosquito larva, I think?
wyh do you know this
deserved
mosquito bad, dragonfly good
Or maybe it's krill? I dunno, ask OP.
do u think vampires were bit by radioactive mosquitos
when is god updating the game so bugs arent disgusting to look at
Do you think all vampires are gay
Since they live in TRANSalvania
Also: I'm 45, have an IQ of about 140 but an emotional IQ of about 14 'cause of autism.
probably
o k
Which is why I end up in places like this.
No
oldie
They hate pointy things
I was bitten by radioactive cat, I am now cat.
"I'm gonna suck your blood, bleh bleh bleh"
Not vote, to be voted
They could apply
....OK, closer to 127. I fibbed.
.
tweaking
My iq is 131 :(
why did u bring up your iq in the first place
I guess your smarter
My iq is unmeasurable
my iq is 2 dont bully me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because I'm dumb enough to be seen here, so I feel self-conscious?
ppl may pass it off as arrogance instead
is a discord server is not that deep
I’m smart enough not to feel self-conscious
my mom has an iq of 140 also idk what i have
I'm dumb enough to not feel anything 🐱
me and my mom are both national merit finalists but i think she's a little smarter than me
Neither of my parents are as dumb as they think they are. Mom lacks self-esteem.
Low iq mindset
spoken like someone who cant brag about it 
“It is what it is” ahhh iq
My dad is dumb af but my mum is smart so
why did you reply to me twice
I'm a nice middle ground
Dunno about my dad, they told him to go ahead and apply as an NCO in 'Nam, back in '72.
how did he pull her
Gotta have an IQ above room temperature for that, at least.
I felt like you needed to get clowned on twice
Stalked her until she said yes to dating
he probs made her laugh
i wanna pull a girl smarter than me someday but i havent met any that had any skill points left over

ermmmmmmm if you brag about your iq that means you're insecure about your intelligence and dont feel confident in yourself
Jesus Christ
With interpretive dance
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
idek my iq to brag over
cant lose
...also, I'm old enough that my daddy was in Vietnam.
That’s what she said
....and southern enough to call him "Daddy" without irony.
craycray
my granddaddy was in vietnam in F-4s
It worked tho
alabama here
Derple remember when I was talking to you about my crush
She's my girlfriend now
Good plane, "Growler" I think they called it.
i dont recognize ur pfp
whar
i dont remember who u r
Use brainpower
Yippee
lol im still in the trenches
West Texas here. Might explain the dumbness and ornieriness. Desert does that to ya.
You can do it
my fuckinig ex moved and goes to my church now (shes dating someone else)
unfortunate
and she for some reason thought it was ok to come to a college student party
hosted at
my house
Glad she’s an ex now?
I mean someone like that is probably a red flag
she crashed into parked cars and has driven on the wrong side of the road before
clearly God was sparing my children from being retarded
sober?
Yes
Dodged a bullet
yeah but shes hot so im still salty
You could say he dodged a car
truuuue
stop
Tbh she put way too many stats into one basket
I love pusheen
i thought i met a baddie at college cuz she was smart and cute but she doesnt have any sanity left over
pusheen is love pusheen is life
she thinks bringing your kids to hooters is a good idea
and that theres nothing wrong with being a hoe
crazy girls >>>
Hell no
I’m sorry what the fuck
ok maybe not
that’s a yikes
my honest reaction
so i skipped on that
i got some smart classmates but they all have super flat affect
never seen them smile
they bots?
I like dry texters
not even texting
You have to be with them to see their emotion
just actual speaking
MAMA!
i dont mind dry texters cuz i wanna be with ppl i care about in person if possible
What about a wet texter 💀
erm
That's not the opposite
never experienced that
That's an entirely different thing
Moist texter
you are not beating the allegations buddy
I dont think any girls texting me have ever been wet texters
it's ok im not freaky
oh.. thought it meant like eccentric and expressive not…
ive got this one friend who pulls mad hoes but he literally cannot start a relationship to save his life
got 0 motivation
his charisma is his curse
i wingmanned him with this one girl he liked alright that was crushing on him
and he left her in a week
!reo @silent idol
all that work for nothing
cuz he didnt feel like putting in attention
!rep @silent idol
You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!
How did tyson lose
rigged
scripted
he took the $
scripted or he's old af
they kept running away from each other all game
he musta mad big bucks
def scripted
he wasnt even mad at the end
thats how u know its fake
Mike Tyson kinda fell off ngl
i heard jake paul is digging up ali's grave for his next fight
But selling a match like that
Muhammad Ali vs Jimmy Carter
their battle will be legendary
i think muhammad's winning
this was the equivalent of a cat that's 19 years old and a cat that's 3 years old
of course the 3 year old cat will win
Can’t deny
weaksauce fight
He’s just isn’t who he once was
ermm fact checking:
is this real?
is mike tyson 92 years old?
yes
10 years vs 2-3 years then
the 2 year old cat is winning
i have an 11 year old cat that would stomp a 2 year old cat
have u tested
don’t test…
ummm
well
dont tell us you tested
Do it for a belly rub
Against what
cats
All I saw was 11 year old and 2 year old
ok buddy
you can deal with that predisposition on your own
real tickle monster
sheen delivery!
amasheen
Machine?
Rough video with Gabriel's beginning speech.
Won't edit cause I suck, find another video if it exists
I just love this scene, I wish I could see it for the first time again
looks like some of those Mega Man level 1 enemies
For the sake of balance, probably not
Also on an unrelated topic,
Would you rather push a kitten into a river (you don’t know if it lives or not) or eat a baby bird (you know it won’t survive your superior jaw strength)
Push ze spy into a river
Tf is that user 💀
Its me bro
you shouldnt be afraid of the wannable german known as @tough tapir
but what the 200 MO update ADD ?
You know what
Your right
I am always right
Beh ouais N
Anyone else living with someone who has severe OCD and zero concept of boundaries?
I swear, it can drive ya to drink.... well, moreso than usual.

Bro is trying to make a miniature nuclear bomb 💀
i drink and drive
Yo guys on what players does it add more SCPs? I know at 8 it has 2 SCPs but IDK after that
Here’s the default spawn queue
War Thunder official cinematic trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miVz9nsMYEw
someone find who the fuck made this
and bash their skull in
Still better than the original
Chaos?!
Doesnt spawn in vanilla
In case a modded server wants them
Also i believe there used to be a small chance of chaos spawning instead of guards in older versions
Hey
Is there a fix to "disconnected processing of server security verification was too slow for the server. Please try again or contact server administrator"
That anybody knows of?
I am on perfect ping and I can't play the game no matter how hard I try
You could try checking out #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866 maybe you'll find something that helps you.
Hmmm
You could try opening a tech support ticket but if the faq says there isn't really a fix for it I doubt they can help but it may be worth a try
Yeah and it seems like a common bug too
It's not pc specific
Idk why its like this
Judging by the error itself it's probably related to the server you are trying to connect
Damn, that's unfortunate
gaming
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chinese spyware
man this game kinda cool actually..
Are ghost lights triggering elevators?
i removed my red...
Please someone
nuh
Ok



Who's this mewo guy
mysticat
a minecraft youtuber
basically Mumbo Jumbo but with commands
hello
I have a hack user and I have to report it somewhere, but I am wondering where to put it, so I enquire.
If you don't have access to the remote admin panel on the server you are playing on, your best option is to use the ingame report menu:
Press N > Find their name > Press the warning symbol on the right > Describe the cheat > Report for cheating or raiding
for more help ping a mod
aughhhhhhhhhhh
@latent jackal get yo ass over here
stop playing scp sl
thank you
Sorry im new and i need help
Sadly without a authentication token the Gmod team won't be able to accept your video evidence
Is there anyone who can help me with the game servers?
What exactly does token mean?
Gmod?
Global mod
Garry's mod team
Does the server have a Discord so that you may contact the owner about this?
Fun Fact, this was from a custom sandbox map that I was a lead admin of
Formally AmbientBuild
woa thats crazy
fun fact youre spreading propogandaa
I can't even trust the server owner
I don't think I can talk about it directly.
is it a communtiy server
you can report the case to the server owner, if the server owner refuses to do anything you can make a case here
Also, I have a record of eating a Vac van, so I can't talk about it anymore
am i right dino gazz
people made a lot of wild shit on that server
in gameserver
The nuclear suspect already has a record of being banned from VAC.
@opal void
Pretty sure you can report them alongside with a Email at server.abuse@scpslgame.com with any images or videos you have
This truly was Gmod's darkest hour
tf was going on 
is this a dragon
Thank you.
its a dragail
dragged snail
There was some lenancy with builds in the skybox that day








