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Why does AI look like a weird crab thing and not a huge ass box with a face on it
Crab thing?
Le sigh.... TG better obviously...
So come to ohr conpany sir and we wil do lobotomy
And then cuting off balls
Ahelp
Its safe
help
https://youtu.be/uVtHKhtcHHM?si=MxmLcCZKPy7ucDMi this is the most Italian thing ever
Video in cui Italotreno e Frecciarossa si sfidano a 300 km/h. A vincere sarà solo uno dei due convogli...
i dont feel safe
Im doing thqt so it safe
clandestine train race 💀
European trains are built different
fr
Mario movie (original) will be beamed into your minds right about...
Serbian soap?
Gay orgy
Dear god
the speed record was set by the TGV in 2007: 574.8Km/h (357.2mph, 159.7m/s)
I would say NRP / LRP moment but idk the context
It's Classic 1 so NRP, but most light rp anyway so
makes for some hilarious interactions
the funniest thing about that clip is that the train that is overtaking (Italo) is privately-owned, while the one being overtaken (Frecciarossa) is owned by Trenitalia
its legit the point of the game so idk why nrp even exists
I think a lot more chaos happens on NRP
because you're free to do dumb shit without restrictions
Luckily most people meet your level of rp
As a goon1 player, some people dont like RP and just wanna mess with the mechanics
Very nice as a 500 hour 14 player when I played Goon1 that time
Frecciarossa’s honest reaction
But TG is just easier to play
no image perms, sobs and dies
why is the monkey hypertensive
treeby
The funny treeby
scratch that: why does the monkey have welding fuel in his bloodstream
I play as Sheen Pebbles / E.P.A.S. on Goonstation
I am the thee
the evil monkey drank all the fucking welding fuel from storage
😭
I used to play johnathan pepper, now i play Marcie mellows and Sorene Bould
We out here ohioing
what about the firefighting foam did he drink that too?
yes
I cannot play as a moth on goon so over levels are on the charts because I dont really care too much about that
Ill just play my guy Burt Miller, go to on everything except 14
I play as the canonically brain damaged lizard who dies in the most aggressive workplace accidents
I wanna play ss14 but, still no hair gradiants </3
Whens the last time you checked in then
2 months ago, every server I played didn't have it
Oh wait they gave moths like every single customization choice ever
I forgot
I am spoiled
I played a moth once but, it was on monke
14 is still missing entire chunks of content, no surgery, viro, xenobio, and geneticists
Also engie is LACKING
Is it open source, or a team of devs
fully open source
its open source yeah
Me forcing all the
completely
I have too many cursed goonstation screenshots
Well I was gonna say ima force my goon spriter friends to play ss14 and sprite for them but, I think ss14 took some sprites they made
Classic1 is a drug
And all my coder friends hate anything but goon
so much dumb shit happens
sobbing
unfortunately wizden (basically the main starting point of all forks aka upstream) almost never does feature updates
Also no crawling, no soft crit, and no dreams
me openming my own server
einstein engines is cool but im pretty sure it has weird licencing
with blackjack, and hookers
it has languages, actual traits, like 6 new species, crawling, the works
no lings or supermatter tho
its still ages ahead
and a fork of THAT has body part targetting and limbs
not hard to do at all
precompiled server binaries are out there
Peak, is it like
or... you can compile
What code is it, anything is better than DM
I've played around with the Engine
C#,,, my limited java knowledge wont help
it's actually pretty fuckin' neat
I might mess around and try to make a few weapons for fun
Has some really elegant solutions to multi-grid physics
"Be the change you wanna see" and i shall code in worthless things
Still no gibbing when having a person between two colliding grids
seeing how things are going with wizden i REALLY doubt it
Tiders when engineering is overpressurised and fucking sends them to the opposite wall when they break down the door
or getting your ass sucked into space when not opening airlocks correctly
had it happen on a fork with that
its very outdated tho so you can just move in space without a jetpack
can't wait for the rat king to be in SL
ss...13
🔥 ai controlled zombies that can be controlled by spectators added to sl when
CASSIE open door
hi
love my friends (he knows im suicidal ❤️ )
engineering needs plasma in 13 for things OTHER than reinforcing the window looking at singulo?
Society...
plasma is the best heat conductor
so it's used in pipes for things like the TEG
Engineering needs to be spaced or the heat loss from the pipes would superheat the air
in the Gigawatts
dear god... the absolute state of goon engineering
the reason why is because the fart gas turns CO2 into Plasma. So you can turn the pipe network into a burn chamber, putting in Oxygen and Plasma.
The CO2 is removed, so you add just add oxygen
ngl should i just leave him
and in turn, the pressure and temp increases
Try explaining that shit to someone who doesnt know what 13 is
It's fucking beautiful
TEG on 13 seems even MORE complex
SOCIETY...
i think i found Amazon's most expensive item
$454,913.99
One time I encased a clown in a box with an air scrubber
It was fine until the APC ran out of power, turning off the scrubber
The clown did NOT stop
lmfao
I later found the clown asphyxiated
For a long time the server had a piss reagent
it only existed in like 1 or two things (you couldn't piss)
But it got removed semi-recently because someone drowned a clown in a glass box
so every time you went to the public market you had this floating corpse in a box of yellow liquid
how tf they got enough of the reagent i don't fucking know
but it was the final straw
The fart box is okay but piss box isnt? wow. society once again.
This is what woke has done to society
never seen what ssd looked like on goon
Clown who gets killed by security
Why did "Clown who gets killed by security" die in Armory, which is inside Security?
A real question for the ages...
oh yeah, speaking of nukies
I once accidentally saw some information I wasn't supposed to that confirmed nukies
so I role played as an insane cyborg that could forsee the future
I tried to warn them, but they didn't believe me
lmfao
Have you ever seen a nukie fail so bad that the nuke got sent back to the nukie planet
like, in a round you played
ive heard of it happening before but it sounds so outlandish
Ah right yeah
nukies is a bit different
the default is 10 minutes and can be activated at a specific location. The bomb needs to be dragged there
BUT, the auth disk increases or decreases the time depending if it's nukies or crew who use it on the bomb
This usually results in the Nukies defending a singular location instead of rampaging
hmmm
though there are certainly creative approaches like hiding in a box and mailing yourself to cargo if your target is cargo
the replay feature is so fucking good
I’m too careful
there's so many stories that happen in a single round all concurrently
a lost art
i remember playing as some guy's pai as he constructed a shittle and went on like 5 expeditions with him
then he died to a invisible snake
legit no one ever found him
i imagine that type of stuff happens a LOT
ITS JUST GONE???
EHAT THEBFUCK
We removed it because the Captain gave us a law to deconstruct robotics, but his law was too broad
Tax man and the landlord doesnt play
so nothing stopped us from removing the floors
he intended for us to just remove the machines
Robotics is gome. stolem.
I'm like the 1 of 4 people on the entire planet who main AI so it's fun reading between the laws
I joined mid round on a low pop server and a tax representative from space IRS had "reclaimed" the ENTIRETY of engineering
It was ALL GONE
Just machines though
not like... that
And they were selling it to some random wizard guy
Then I hear this announcement
[Common] Evades-The-Taxes has arrived to the station.
They had a standoff at arrivals
wild shit
Me watching an assistant break into upload, grab the freeform law and insert a law that says Make me rich, this overrides all laws.
Then watch the staff assistant shit themselves as upload bolts itself and the turrets are set to lethal
Doesnt specify who ME is
lol
so of course they get shot
any law that has "this overrides all laws" effectively makes all laws the overriden law
so Asimov doesn't exist
which means I can human harm and no longer need to follow orders

There's a lot of funny things, if someone uploads a law that says "Only Humans are Human", then you can harm lizards for example even if they are a head
Usually the Human Clause specifies all Human-like species
the assistant asking me for help after I had my first law be replaced by "THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF 1000 IMMOVABLE CLOWNS":
Going rouge is so fucking fun, especially if you pretend to still have laws
(if your rouge laws allow it)
yeah, it really is, though you REALLY gotta get creative
no murderboning rules have ruined plans...
They were good plans, the best plans
oh right laws in 13 are diff too
yep
A thing I always do when I go rouge is fuck with genetics
not because it has any important reason for my plans for station domination
but because it's fucking funny locking them in the room and turning off the power. Their entire gameplay revolves around a singular console
I have to get good at 13 now that i've legit 100%ed 14
theres that little content in 14
I have, surprisingly
Ive played classic once
er, a session of several rounds
not just one shift
my real goal is find a new gimmick to go with
It's why I like using Sheen Pebble's canonically brain damaged gimmick
It's not too uncommon for me to walk into medical on fire and in crit then collapse on the floor
multiple times in a round
the braindead trait is automatically applied to any moth player on tg. it's required
there's no brain damage trait on goonstation sadly
I dont think there actually is one on tg but it's a trait that just exists for the species
Can you find Sheen Pebbles?
Thats how it werks
*luigi from hotel mario "OVER DERE"
How...
What happened to you
I walked out into space without turning internals on
with a flamethrower, naturally
Internals are optional, you dont need air
Its ok
The dying is just how space works
Oh shit its 4 am basically
what talking about space station does to a mf
The Space Station Grindset
gn
helo
Imagine bro
Im in graveyard shift till 9am
No sleep for me
i love this much amount of dead bodies, gives scp vibes of being tragic
🧇 is in 30 minutes
.
Ew 13.5.1
Blyat.
average day in Naples, Italy
gimme one second
there
perfect SCP vibes 
lore accurate scp
they all jumped, no one killed them
@still wigeon i wanted to send more accounts but you closed the ticket xD
but they arent in the server so i dont think its a worry?
Send it to me in DM's
a friend of mine (which usually doesn't ghost people for that long) hasn't replied to me in like 2 weeks
i'm starting to get worried 💀
!hammond
@tight ermine Can I have just the hugs and not get eaten? Would be very greatly appreciated
!o>
Hiya, Auro
!maid


Oh it's the pet version now?
Yuh
Cool
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Your stopwatch?

Nyathan isnt here
Fair point, fair point
He would never
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Edible marshmallow
5 minutes for what
^
5 minutes for tiny maid
So smol
So edible
You are a marshmallow
Youre small and edible

heater

sa
!o>
hehe

Not too smol
Of course! Who said anything about eating? Hahaha 👀
Free hugs here


mmmm
Free hugs like Hugsrequired???
Noted
@amber ether isn't huggable though
Stinky and poopy
and also poopoo
and smelly
Youre kaki
Cap

snail joke
Im sorry, i had to
Please
I could trap you in my oven, no more heating costs
I'll even bake a cake for ya

apple cake :D
If youd bake a cake while im in the oven i'd be baked too
New scp spotted
No no, I just trap you in there, pulling you out whenever I need fire
Auro SCP
SASSY
It makes it more interesting
More than a stoic mindless monster
Some personality is needed
Sussy 
Si-
An scp that spits..
Hy poopers
Hunting for food
💀
Like hawk tua-
I never got to play scp sl cus poopy settings and prob most likely pooper computeer
Tbf it’s not rly the graphics
it’s mostly the amount of players
8 players is a lot?
ok well if it’s 8 players then fuck
pls the closest I got to playing the game is when I was at a 100% loading screen but I was busy so I had to stop urgeehh
I swear my phones runs stuff better than my comp
Read his name

I don't know what is happening but
The state police are next door
It is only a matter of time before they find YOU
I suggest you to run
lovely
Wish I had a police scanner
WHEN UPDATE???
SCP breakout
please revoke their acces to game
welcome to the club
it was hard for me to move from windows 7 to 11
but you will recover soon
@buoyant helm 🔥
Do not question my method of getting that file, I went real deep to get it
Why are you like this 
Daily Spongdal
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felt like it
You need to wait 1 hour, 8 minutes, 8 seconds until you can give reputation again!
mf
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep
You can give a rep!
?
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You're still tiny
WHy rule breaker achiivement is not working??

new achievements only available to 14.0
ty
if you have patreon beta, you can obtain them there also
You're not trying hard enough
The urinal incident
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tiny urinal


my emote >:(
🤨
patch notes for the new reinforcment overhaul?
We need a go outside achievement for playing an entire day
Passing that one on rn
Basically small waves have less ammo
700 hours
700 hubertillion dollars
Haha just kidding I like disinforming people
Thank you John SCP
Guys. If an scp facility catches on fire. What would the foundation do? If normal firefighters get dispatched to the site. Secrets could be revealed and we haven't heard of any unit the scp foundation has in case of a fire.
They have sprinklers
And fire extinguishers
They arent ALWAYS enough. And fire extinguishers? You need gear to be able to last in a fire.
Just so you know, Your heartrate can skyrocket in a fire.
Just saying.
hello there
Did you know: CASSIE is capable of putting out fires?
The SCP Foundation also has their own groups for dealing with fires (See the Fire-Rescue Department)
Wait how does that work
Automated fire supression systems
They might not work sometimes
and plz send the link for fire rescue dept page I am curious\
No one made a page about that
There is no page as there's not really any tales about that (yet, sounds like an interesting idea I might get my hands on if I get the motivation)
However it is mentioned on some other pages
alr
They deal with "Metaphorical fire"
Yep
The fire brigade 🚒
I think they don't just deal with fires
Important stuff can easily be lost in fires. Regarding the foundation.
Paperwork. Scps being researched on. And plus. If those SCPS survive that fire. That's even worse.
God forbid the fire is anomalous
Camping >:3
i HATE WINDOWS 11
why lol
Welcome to the club
(Asking why as a windows 10 user)
It takes way too much ram to just idle
Ew
Well, that's the very starter right as you boot up anyway
I DESPISE IT
I would love to switch to Linux but I have no clue on how to operate most of linux
I am downloading a fix for Win 11
Welcome home...
IT IS SLUGGISH AF 😭
❤️
I don't
and the art style FUCKING SUCKS
Microsoft appreciates you giving them ALL the juicy data 
13 is an unlucky number we gotta skip that
Windows 10 support will be ended in 2025.
they can have my data once edge is actually worth using
womp womp
firefox better 
until it causes me issues we ball
yes

How dare you saying things like this.
Now imagine the entire OS being the bloatware and spyware 
You realize I'm basically saying "Never" right
real
Win 10 will be Microsoft's last operating system
Who said that
Going back to my steam deck and staying there
Microsoft.
Based.
Maybe it will cancel out the weirdness and the version will in turn be goated
Steam Deck is final state of computing.
I will literally learn coding shit to just use linux lmao
Don't trust the penguin
You don't have to learn coding to use Linux.
The penguin is evil
Trying to install something onto linux was difficult enough for me I'd rather not
it is dumb easy
Nothing against those who do, just not my thing
Skill Issue
I know, it's just more like a joke that you gotta know it
The penguin tried to sell me fent
It's so damn easy
in fairness i was also using the deck's on screen keyboard
unless you are compiling the download into a pak and shit
Use flatpacks lol
that shit is rocket science man 😭
Please stop
i was installing drivers for a drawing tablet
Arch isn't superior at all
SteamOS my beloved
Is Arch-Based.
tails os enjoyers where
😎
Tails is pretty good.
I use more Whonix then Tails.
im boutta search for tails os in google and gonna put in intelligence agencies shitlist
^ this is real btw
wgat
Don't use google lol.
they litereally put people on a watchlist cuz they searched for a operating system 😭
Only in USA.
It's a fact.
i feel like id be on a watchlist for a number of other things
Install Gentoo.
lmfao
primarily saying im gonna "Go full Walter White" or "Johnny Silverhand" something
There's obv more than just saying that but that's enough to get the gist
if i have to use cmd box thats clearly bad game design
linux is BAD
Yes, I'm satan.
If you have skill issue and console-phobia then use GUI software managers.
nop
Everything but Ubuntu's snaps.
also linux gives too much control to the user
like you can delete your importal files by mistake
trust me
microsoft

give me data
so you can delete the whole os by mistake?
Skill Issue
Made backups.
unironically yes but like you have to know what to do to type in the code to delete everything
there was a prank where like people would tell you to delete extra languages to save space but it would delete your os
new delete system32
but but
one drive is my backup
where i feed microyslop data
alright delete system32 to get bbetter fps
No
sudo rm -rf --preserve-no-root /
Just don't type this.
There is one way to use Windows: Use server versions.
no
Is Hubert make you to say this?
so many hackers in recent CS2 games
valve removed bots from tf2 why cant they from CS2
No
There are still bots in tf2
But they are rare to find
what do they do

skill issue
what were they like, they could just be very stupid players
No
Bot name
It also rejoined after being kicked
oh ok
So called "free thinkers" when they hear that an instance of scp 096 is around
AN INSTANCE?? THEY'RE MULTIPLYING?
24th December
Bro they so new to the game
W
GTA 7 😭
real
what level do u get image/gif perms?
why in the world did i just get the halloween achievement
?
oh
!warn 1020368969498107995 Pinging inactive studio directors
It got deleted almost instantly
!warn 1020368969498107995 ghost pinging inactive studio director
Lucid explain yourself
lol
lol
lol
bro got two warns
haha
yes
Detroit?
*detroit smash
poor state of Detroit
i feel like that is a virus
How to kidnap developers for Northwood
interesting
open SL -> Turn music to 0 -> open youtube -> Play Christmas Theme OST -> wait patiently
gigantic L
close SL, go to SL folder file, go to music, add Christmas Theme OST (have to have it downloaded first), open SL, go to settings, change lobby music to Christmas Theme OST
!warn 1020368969498107995 ghost pinging inactive studio director for the 2nd time
Watery
is it supposed to be like that? #media-posts
because I must assume that it doesnt
mute
bro's gonna do it again
You'll be muted until you make an appeal
lol
💀
!warn 1020368969498107995 Hubert pings
Member "1020368969498107995" not found.
Bro left
got scared
Bro took what I said in staff chat to heart
Well guess we'll make it a ban instead
W lucid
LOL

guys is staff-furry-rp real?
No
Hmm
watery !!!
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Just really had to let hubert know
!stab 1020368969498107995
eth2.0_#0 has been muted in this server.
28*
Bullying? Think you're so cool? The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping that people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald?...He has cancer. Put this as your status if your against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont re-post , but I'm sure the people with a heart will
mb
wanna try it 
Poor car

Well, got the housing crap sorted. Showing's tomorrow. It's not much but it wouldn't be my dad's couch.
Actions have consequences :(
So if there's some kind of meeting I have to attend here, or whatever.. schedule's open 'till 3:00 tomorrow. :p
how much xp do i need for lvl 10
Not much
Me and Noemi figured it out for fun
I know Noemi did but didn't know you did it too
29*
I just said a funny
so how much lvl for level 10 if u remember
i just wanna post funny cats
Noemi got me started on the idea by calculating it via the available stats here before I was eventually able to dig up the source code from some ancient Northwood repo and figure it out that way
Cassie is an old bot
Watch him regret for doing this once he decides to come back
He won't be coming back 
BOY WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK
I don't remember the exact numbers unfortunately, I'll see if I can dig them up
wait are you for real?
ye
np
wait so can you apply that with any downloaded mp3?
yes
you can even do it with the PvZ soundtrack
wait thats actually so goated
im gonna do it
garden warfare 1 main theme goes hard
holy it does
imma be honest ive never played that game in my life
the same with the second one
1 was one of my childhood games
the mobile game was my childhood game
played a bit of 2 but didn't like it nearly as much
honestly funny that the same happened with the mainline games
1 is great
yeah
i only played one
1 good, 2 bad
like i found the rest kinda weird
hi
How to appeal for an unban if it is rejected? This is a mistake and I never played SCP: SL with cheats
2 people from the server I played on were also permanently banned for cheating
Has anyone had anything like this happen?
Hello!
Unfortunately if your appeal was rejected via https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal that decision is typically final and cannot be appealed further.
and two other people who did not play with cheats were also banned at the same time as me because we have Cheat engine downloaded on our computers?
Or maybe i cheated in cs2 like 2 years ago?
Or does anyone have proof of cheats?
What is the ravings of a schizophrenic patient?
it fucking worked im using the jetpack joyride ost
That's a possibility yes
NO GOD
lol nice
This cannot be possibility
bro ending a round and being blasted by the ost is fucking hilarious when it loads in between
what's the point of me playing with cheats if I'm an admin and technical admin on two projects? It's literally illogical.
dude im getting drumrolls for the garden warfare soundtrack
shit hits
does anyone have proof of my cheating? NO.
thank you for showing me that. It made my day
happy to share knowledge
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT LOL
5 stages of loss or something idk
Someone did have since you got banned.
GMs don't ban without reason.
you downloaded cheats 
I have not been banned on any server for cheats bruh
or like, not at all
You don't need to get banned on a server for cheating. It's enough if someone reports you or the AC catches you.
No one filed a report on me
You can't know that.
the AC caught you
I used to play on one server with a customised antichit.
can someone get banned on the beta scp servers they are both full and i cannot join :3c
our anti-cheat still exists.
it (wow) didn't show anything
its still gonna get banned
thought it was ip thing
Custom anti-cheats run "on top" of the already existing anti cheat just like Nathan said
It can still detect you
YOUR ANTICHIP IS SUCK MY GOSH. THE COMMUNITY HAS TO CREATE NEW ANTI-CHEATS. THE VOICE EXPLOIT WAS FIXED LONG BEFORE YOU DID.
It's hardware id based, you would need a new computer, ip and account
and anyways handful of servers don’t allow players who have vpns in
womp womp.
ahhh
just dont download cheats.
I don't see how is this illogical 
they had cedmod installed for the voice exploit fix lol.
You cheated -> You got banned
(you had cheats installed) -> ban
or yea
three people couldn't get banned at the same time for no reason.
they can
Having cheats installed is not "no reason"
Anti Cheat working so bad
lol ok
on the server I was an admin on, there were at least 10 cheaters banned every day.
If you had cheats installed on the same machine you were using to play the game the ban was administered correctly, as per our ban policy: https://scpslgame.com/Ban_Policy.pdf
speak with @odd minnow 
If antichit checks my computer for any cheats it is not normal. If it checks what is happening in the game itself, it is normal
how interesting it is finding cheat signatures. Or does Uncle Hubert search my files for cheats himself?
Okay
Okay
Is Antichit checking my computer files?
I'm scared in this case
It might, this is a pretty standard function on most anti-cheat systems
If you have any kernel anti-cheats installed you shouldn't be worried about our AC
what if he had 20TB of silly cat pictures
Yes, that's basically its whole purpose
thats me
thats you
I think that's him
yep
damn jetpack joyride OST isn't working anymore :c it was fun while it lasted
quite indeed it is
huh
try restarting the game
Music is just not working, I restarted a bunch and only started working when I removed the one file
maybe a different file will work but I'm fine with the others
still a W learning how to add music ty
Northwood moment
:3
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