#general-chat
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Got scammed.
You might need to wait a bit
Wait a few minutes.
sometimes it may take a few minutes up to 6 hours
alr ty
6 hours 💀
you got scammed
im spending your 10 dollars on gambling
If nothing happens within the next 6 hours do make a patreon support ticket
sorry not sorry
is there anything special i have to do to activate my title in game?
ALL ON RED
After you connect your patreon with discord within the patreon settings it should have given you the roles you paid for
oh there it goes
There it is
ty bromie
Now you can follow these instructions
https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/519600277943484437
The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 3 (Research Supervisor) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
Guide - Connecting Discord: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
Beta Key portal: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/
There we go
@willow wren mf das u
uhhhhh whatchu on about
Nickname seemed so familiar
🤑
true
why do people Kos dlcass
So SCP win easily
retardation
Dopamine
@rancid dome i just got a prepaid card
And because they can't get kills any other way
(Tomorrow i'm buying T3 patreon for the beta)
Awesome
MTF bravely shoots past 5 SCPS and hits the cuffed d-class hiding in the corner ♥️ the site is saved
Btw when did the beta end again?
It'll end on the 26th
No iirc it was when the public beta starts
Right?
Not confirmed
They didn't say what will happen after that
Oh
But it is likely it'll be just like what people think, public beta launch
just ocmplete radio silence and then like 3 months later they announce their working on a entrance rework
(Most likely not gonna release immediately after the beta tho since there are features planned after the beta like the new Micro HID and stuff)
I want the dedicated server for the beta 😔
Prepaid works on patreon?
Some other guy said similar thing and someone told him it doesn't accept prepaid
I was once killed as cuffed dclass when i was walking by with 3 mtf infront of me and guard somehow managed to kill me through all of them
guards will lock in and suddenly gain olympic athlete level marksmanship just to kill a harmless and cuffed d-class
SL players have possibly the highest %'s of committing war crimes more than other games
They just get this "irresistible urge" to gun people down
rimworld
er yeah bro i think i know what your talking about and it came from this server
if its the nukeroom remodel bro a dev posted it in like scp discussion a couple days ago
I think there was entire stream of dev working on it
looks peak ngl
Lol, alr
tho it was largely focused on elevators
I am so lost on this dev thing D:
The gray roles wouldn’t understand
Damn
It's The Itch
Clearly haven't seen Minecraft players
F
Patreon don't accept prepaid cards
Hopefully that's not what you plan to buy it with
Hey
you should add
bhopping
Would add skill
to movement
instead of guzzling elevators stims and coca colas and flashes
I'm not a developer, but you are welcome to make suggestions in #game-suggestions
Question, iirc you said you've bought one before, what did you use to pay for it
Juat curious
ok cerise pink role
The superior role of course
....
F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix starts at 9-10am and 1-2pm for me on Friday, our school also has a tutor scheduled for us to tutor Science tests, I see this as an absolute win.

I'm sure barely paying attention for just about 2 hours wouldn't be so bad, right?
Sadge :(
PayPal (my dad's)
Ricky dicky doo dee dada
Is that how you were planning to buy it :(
Yes
Do you have another way?
Do they still not accept it even tho it got Visa?
They don't accept any form of prepaid cards I'm pretty sure, including ones from mastercard, visa, ect
PayPal (disregarding the fact that u need to be 18 for it)
Damn
I'll gift you a sub 

man i really want to get a code to get beta
Pay me 10Euros worth of stuff and I'll buy it for you :)
Or you can just use your dad's PayPal like last time ofc
Or i can make my own PayPal and ognore the fact that i need to be 18 to do it
ID verification gonna go hard
Anyways goodnight i have a test tomorrow (it's gonna be fun with 5 and a half hours of sleep)
Iirc you can use paypal without verification it just has limits on how much you can spend, withdraw and deposit
skibidi
My app deadass highlighting in red, "To send, spend, and use your PayPal Balance, you need to confirm your identity first."
im pretty sure paypal doesnt require it
ive never seen that ngl
Might be because local laws tho I guess
Cuz PayPal only just got allowed for public for us if I recall correctly
Couldnt be us
in my heart im still born in 1329
Crazy times
Circa 2012
ngl the only website that asks for id is steam in my case
i mean
Lmaooo that is so relatable
date of birth
not id
i love being asked for date of birth when visiting a game i own 😭
I didn't even register that you said id instead of dob
My brain just autocorrects it lmao
my head works on auto
It do be like that sometimes
"Hmmmm.... looks like you're old enough to own the game, but let me ask you again, how old are you?"
😭
50
Imagine not playing a shooter game as a 178 y/o 
Hi
hi
i am a 5000 year old vampire
i want play hentai
Mom says it's my turn with the unboxing RNG
Goddd
holy shit that game is still alive?
Yes
it is!
We even have a one or two references in SL from tf2 : )
dang i left that game after jungle inferno from 2017
is that still plagued with bots lMAO
no
Havent seen any bots
aint no way
that got fixed during the summer update
Never died
It got really bad, but valve came out and did a massive ban wave for them
yeah i played one pub in 2020 i think
Been pretty good ever since
6 bots and server crash after 10 minutes 😭
Old tf2 experience
haven't seen a single bot since summer
^
2017 was lit
if only we still got weapons and balance changes
new maps are cool and all but it's not the same
skins
I agree
I just accidentally threw a grenade on a FF server
oops
didnt know it was FF, i was trying to kill a scp 😭
i swear why do friendly fire servers exist
they dont even have a discord or contact info so i cant even contact them 😭
I love FF, but only when it works out in my favor
Friendly fire isn’t the default, is it?
no
ah yes i love killing my teammates when trying to shoot an scp
grenade in elevator!!!
Just like when throwing bombs everywhere and accidenly kill your whole team
Just like Grandma used to play
Anyways sleep
no
aaa
I'm two days into gooning and i'm three edges behind
I have committed many accidental atrocities on ff servers
yess
IQ scores in younger people have sharply decreased in the 21st century. We're talking about scores that would land you in the loony bin being suddenly "totally average."
There is quantifiable evidence that you zoomers and alphas are objectvely dumber than us in Generation X.
It's the only reason I can think of that would let Trump win.
The answer is clear: LOCK UP THE MORONS.
the majority of voters are still older though...
oh no we're poiticking
isnt gen X the generation that got the most lead poisoning
and
also, who unironically cares about iq
also this
projection
smart people don't need to tell people how smart they are
That's an interesting statistic, but I think it's more the product of the environment than the people living in it, arguably an environment the older generations built, it's an age old argument that the people who dislike the newer generations are often people who had some hand in influencing it.
I'm not really sure why you felt the need to mention this to a community of primarily younger people though, people don't usually like being told they are dumb :(
lead paint goes so hard
why would you tell someone you dont know that hes dumb 😭
and which generation is responsible for this 
me
Can a underage user play sl but if the server they’re playing on says “you must be 13+ to play on this server”
you cannot use steam if you are below 13
lie 
also
just dont use mic
You can with parental controls
No
its more of a "dont use your mic if you sound like a kid"
not just because of the age restriction but because its annoying af 😭
No, that would violate steams minimum account age and by extension the game eula
Even with parental controls
You need to be at least 13 to register for a steam account
What if you’re parents make the account for you
Then you would still be knowingly violating the rules of that community
Thx for the @ i guess
youre online either way
It’s not about the part that I’m online, just pet peeves sorta stuff
womp womp 
Please do not think it’s a good idea to womp womp after that
Not a good idea to make me lose my cool :(
i mean if you gonna lose your chill because of a ping
then jeez people are sensitive these days 💀
i said its..
hi



This
are you asking for a friend

Hubert is never wrong
??
i called him a fat fuck because I'm a good boss and i care about health of my coworkers
physcial health yes
mental health no
"hey guys im locking the nuke prefab" - hubert 20 minutes ago
i said no food until it's done
how can i be foodeater without food to eat
What a great boss. Makes sure that you have nothing to worry about while eating. Stress free meal
You must harness the jamie
be quiet
nice.
why is it radioactive
Don't worry about it
Hubert only enjoys exotic drinks
evolution



does anyone know the name of the official server that was up before kings playground?
Im pretty sure they shut down I cant find the discord server
Frog.
Please dont eat your tea bags again
no idea what you're talking about joe

oh god I've been cursed with the white names
exsqueeze me did you just ping Hubert
good morning

day 15 no embed perms
gonna bring you back to lvl 0
ur getting there each day!
Same
hi
hi!!
i have vertigo and im playing war thunder
am i sigma
brb almsot vomited
nvm too late
Does anyone know the average length of time for a tech support ticket to be picked up? we talking days do we know?
400 days
Oh wow, i best flick the kettle on then 😛
you are the reason the block feature exists
cries
are we going to be squished by a elevator this time?
That depends on who's around, it's a volunteer team with a lot of tickets to deal with so please be patient!
I believe that's for the new nuke room elevators
oh
No worries, ill be happy as Larry if it ever gets resolved so well worth the wait, thank you 😄
whats your issue i can try to help
1b3 auth error, he'll need to wait for tech support to give him a code for the cleanup program
kiet thanks
skibidi toilet when
its been modded in
send proof
im not relaunching allat
i found a ruined portal with enough obsidian in the chest, but one of the blocks in the portal is crying obsidian
That sounds wonderful... ill wait its cool, ill check back another time thanks guys
andi dont have enough obsidian or a diamond pickaxe
hello friends
hi
:)
Shoddy! :3
i found diamonds
but if i try and get them
i will die from fall damage
jumping for diamonds challengfe
Once in a lifetime chance to do this

what
!warn 874739277668433950 pinging inactive studio director
holy hell
Oh
how do you know he enabled reply pinging
#ping-comms :)
me when no access
Or just check @ hubert in the search query
ok
hello chat
Hiya Casette
Oh that too?
If it wasn't a reply ping there wouldn't be an @ symbol lol
Means you pinged him as well
Like so

Chat
ok
christmas event when

@odd minnow target sniped :3
What
russian milsim servers for life
Not very nice. I’ve already been embarrassed by the community when sharing an idea I had, then when I deleted the Idea one of your admins just poured salt over the wound. It’s been a long day, Gn I guess
?
I said
He's trying to get pity
Please tell me this is satire
Sadly, no
Just reminded me I meant to commission that meme but with one of my characters lol
what
I wanted to commission that pose and whatnot with one of my characters, same caption and everything just a different character
No it’s just unnecessary to punish me for a off hand joke like I said I’ve all ready had enough SL interactions today
i found ur mom
So... I shouldn't do my job. Gotcha 
Okay
I mean this kindly. If your suggestion wasn’t something the community liked, it was downvoted. This happens, even to some very avid and active suggesters who typically write good suggestions. Not every suggestion is gonna be good, most first ones aren’t. Try to understand where you went wrong and improve rather than just deleting it and forgetting about it.
Secondly. No one was trying to rub salt in the wound. That chat is for suggestions only. There is a separate chat for discussing suggestions.
question

i wish her luck
i call bullshit
Can we quit sending so many gifs
ok ok
cuz ur not sigma
check top of the page
Your not level 10
chat I just cooked so hard
lm
You're*
I made an app for slow people 🙏
ok
Fish
dawg
no its a fish
Yeah
1984
would you eat it for 50 bucks
yes
what about 5 bucks
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elaSoKe1gFw my jam bro
only for the silliest individuals
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Yeah, the name fits
"1080P" i can count the fucking pixels
i got a fucking ad
fuck you
also is it just me or does game ost hit so hard
Composer: wheel_able https://twitter.com/wheel_able
Composer: wheel_able https://twitter.com/wheel_able
i like this game's ost
wtf bro
im sorry wtf
@rancid dome get this man outta here dawg
pls ban him 😭
@wheat ridge Please keep topics appropriate, thanks!
He's quick
what
I meant lucid
ok
Was gonna do that xD
new CI and guard models look like they're from fucking Half Life 2
Bros gonna flip when he sees the MTF model
dont spoil it
I won’t
it says pre-release shit is on zone manager not on research supervisor
but the announcement siad its on research supervisor
I can’t say for sure but I’m pretty sure that’s just cause we’re lowering the requirement for this specific beta
Since betas launch at Zone manager it's omitted as a benefit in Research Supervisor to ensure people don't buy a lower tier than they need.
It's also not always guaranteed that a beta will drop Research Supervisor, so it wouldn't be totally fair to include
ima buy the thingy
fair enough
how do i link m,y discord to patreon btw
hello
thx :3
Np
Hi!
Yes
Might take a little bit to catch up
The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 3 (Research Supervisor) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
Guide - Connecting Discord: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
Beta Key portal: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/
2nd link
my fucking eyes
Ok thanks i just wanted to stream in discord to show friends the beta
Login, option on the top to the right of "teasers"
Patreon
Your donation is appreciated regardless
Lol
Now you gotta wait until it updates if you connected your accounts
i cancelled it after i got the code
Ah
im not that rich
I see
me when no servers avaliable
guess we just gotta hold out for like 2 more weeks
nvm
You should still get the role until your subscription expires
i cancelled it tho
Pretty sure that just means they don't charge you again next month, you should still retain the benefits for the month you paid for
did u lose the money


Bend your legs
why is it saying detected randomly
That would be SCP-1344
If you're detected by the goggles, you'll hear a sound stinger
It means someone with the goggles is near you
1344
The goggles that's being added in 14.0
no
Sometime before the end of 2024
Should be December

glad you've abandonded the bridge idea
I FUCKING HATE THE NEW TESLA GATES
WHY IS THE ACTIVATION RADIUS 10 FUCKING MILES AWAY
i know an elevator operator
1984
I think I remember that
Well bad news is that Lars lab is getting shut down
It's in announcements in the dc server
Want an invite?
Check dms
class d with explosive candy = suicide bomber
this gives me nosrim ptsd
northward offical beta server 1 is full literally unplayable
australian servers only have 5 players
They just welded a flashlight lmao
Honestly, I would craft it at school myself for that xD
Gotta do what you can to earn money when your country's VAT is 27%
It's 27% in italy?
your right it is shit

Im a flashlight hater
It's mainly used just for target identification in the dark
So there's really not much use
Other than ofc, target id in the dark
why would you need a flashlight on a mag
^
That
Ok, I just checked
just get a flashlight attachment
The pa63 is a lot smaller than I thought
oh can it not fit a light
If you wanna get a flashlight attachment, you can't really just strap one on it
No it's 27% in Hungary
In Italy it's 22%
(With reduced rates of 10% and 4% for essential goods like food)
The space left after the trigger guard is less than the trigger guard itself

home defense pistols be like
Kolibri:
imo an M9 looks better
glocks just look so plain
or better yet
get a .45 winchester magnum
Yea GST is 10%
Get a 50 AE Desert Eagle for home defense
As the founding fathers intended
That's redundant. Just say Canadian
No need to say stupid Canadian
Yeah, I love the M9 cuz it's a classic (not that classic but ye), the glock was just for reliability and can be bought easier
at least u get guns for sself defence
Or should I convert my Airsoft 
*gets thrown in prison for many violations of firearm regulations
Does your country ban certain Nerf guns for being too similar to firearms
an* 🤓
And i think carrying around a nerf gun in public can get you in trouble
unless your a kid
jk jk
you're*
i just said jk
If I do convert it, I'd get charges of: Conversion of airsoft to a firearm, unregistered weapon, firearm of illegal cartridge, and owning a weaponry of war
Police pulls out the child handcuffs
Nothing much, really
Still my best investment
no disrespect to americans but
Official NW link now
just use self defense then
I tried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzDgvWJA7ec new MTF voicelines leaked???
9 days after when KSLie uploaded his trash music video.
the NTF Squad came to replace him entirely.
this guy's been warned twice by mods now 💀
in 3 hours
bro 😭
3rd time will be epic (trust)
did they say no? :(
see
#bot-commands
i will pay yall to revert the models istg
Afraid so
fucking liar
I will happily take them, and do nothing
@sleek estuary was the one to originally purchase the domain though, absolute chad
hi
How dare we have new and improved models
We have to keep the crappy fuse models forever
dawg yall stole the HL2 combine models for MTF
Hiya! :D
the guards look like a fucking night guard from FNAF
Its not even that similar. Have you seen Civil Protection?
We never see the guards in FNAF
and the CI look like they're from some apocolypse game
You did not just speak ill of the CI model
the CI model is the one i like
Do I do it 
yes it is
Well I mean it’s technically true since there isn’t a model 
How is it technically true
Remind me when I get home (in 3 hours)
thats still an embed
It’s also true that they don’t look like the fnaf guards
They don't look like "Error: File not Found"
@rancid dome can you ban this man please
arae you fucking stupid bro
No one wants to actually open YouTube. Too lazy. Rather use the Discord embed player
no you arent
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What is it then?
Im listening it rn...
!warn 967284898983452692 Please stop randomly bringing up inappropriate stuff in your replies
cassie wya
That's not really something to be proud of...
How bout we all kill ourselves
tf did u expect
what if we kill elevator instead
I am great at defusing arguments
defuse the bomb on my chest
Why did you just ping a random member bruh
Thats an odd message to leave it on
Why did that message survive
the great deleting of '24
Out of all the messages to remain, that's the one that lives
was that the deletion of '24?!?!?!
I used after but then I got the ID from that message

Mb, was my first time using it
i have a real one but im not gonna go further
public execution
Why are you two just never chill towards each other
There is a block button you two can use
Love, 1576
mods can i show the evidence
i wonder if mrvulgen has a video on 1576
If you have evidence of a user breaking our rules please open a mod mail so that we can deal with it
i think youtube is fucking stupid
im pretty sure noemi already deleted it so its fine ig
9 
not the evidence i still have the evidence but
class class 😔
dude are u thinking properly
class ass
ass class
the arguing stopped
holy hell
says you
mrvolgun hasnt posted for 12 hours
im going to fucking die
someone end my misery
i cant live like this
ok
2 week upload shedlule
shcedule
still waiting for the nazi skull episode
thats one WILD name for 4266
the thing that makes you _ people
theres a loooot of words which can fit into that category
The chaser
no
Just wondering fr people under the age of 13 can use Scp SL
You would need parental controls for this right?

isnt it blocked for u13
Yes
its called soda for a reason
Almost everything is owned by the same few conglomerate
Especially processed food and drink products
also is it just me or do flashbangs last extremely long when you need to see but only last like 0.2 seconds when you've already killed the victim
Sodastream is this thingy
yes
How could you eat this adorable being
what if it was already cooked
would you do it
It wouldnt be
or throw it into the bin
on a completely unrelated note why do game osts hit so hard
because they are designed to boost your productivity while doing in game tasks
Bepis
Where i can get player models for blender
i want to have my way with you @deft tangle
?
i found already
who wants a table with all the numbers between 1 and 10^15 that are only divisible by 2 and 5?
me
wait
isnt that just 10s
wait no
no
no me
no
biggest number here is 8.79609*10^17 (or 2^48 x 5^5)
ohhhh that
yeah that's what i said
uh no
10 is the first number divisible by 2 and 5
wait let me rephrase that: numbers only divisible by primes 2 and or 5
(30 would not be included yk)
ohhh
like that
that would mean just 10
thats it
actually
that would mean no number
no number like that exists
10, 20, 40, 50, 80, 100 etc...
you edited it
you
yeah because my original message was wrong
actually lemme rephrase again
bamboozled
numbers between 1 and 10^15 whose prime factorization only contains the factors 2 and 5
@full pond ^ that's the correct way of saying it






