#general-chat
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huh
someone pinged hubert if you dont know
I don’t hate polish people.. I mean of course someone told him to ping the lad
Yep
I wouldn’t hate anyone
thx for the info
@robust pine
what tier do i need to get to buy access to the new version?
Tier 4
But it's gonna be tier 3 soon
I assume marketing will make an announcement when it happens.
They have done it before in the past
Thanks for the good info!
I'm gonna download a car
which car
honda civic

whats good chat
good inference
small problem
I dont give a 
replace the t with a s.
see what it says?
yeah.
when the lag gets so bad you turn into quicksilver
Always two steps ahead
You need to wait 1 hour, 21 minutes, 27 seconds until you can give reputation again!
real
@leaden cloud congratulations
I prefer red bull
red bull tastes like gasoline
yo
me when your mum
nope it tastes like awesomeness
yum yum
guava flavor 
dawg i jus boot up the game and it requires 2k MB and my pc sounding like a jet 😭🙏
60% of my cpu
at that point just install a jet engine for cooling
i touch my pc and it got hot
after 30 seconds
yeouch!
What's your specs
Someone is saying that the entire scp serves are being ddos rn
!status
Please tell me you guys removed the Halloween update now
hm
extreme lag on all servers anyone else?
hey guys u know any server that is dedicatied in pvp?
Like deathmatch?
I'm not sure there are any
There's one in Australia
The entire game is essentially based around pvp with the scps
damn
There's a few around
What region?
I personally don't know any although I rarely play on servers that are not in my native language
its Skill'z cabana now
oh gotcha
skillz2play took ownership or someshit
is the deathmatch server still online
hmm I see
uh idk
lemon
Are we ever getting console support?
Nah never
Why not?
Idk, but no console support
It's pretty safe to assume, no
The game doesn't have the funding or resources to support a console port of the game
Closest I think we'd ever see is controller support, and even then, that's a hell of a stretch
dont think controller support is possible with all those fucking keybinds
@worldly orchid played with a controller
I've done it before too
What if hubert never discovered the Breach gamemode on gmod?
what if 2017 never existed
what if scp sl was just a breach remastered gamemode made on the source engine and not unity
I just scrolled through some of the games released in 2017, we are so cooked
It kinda makes me wonder if the game would be in a better or worse state by now tbh
Assuming Hubert abided by his philosophy of thinking all the other servers didn't have enough consistency or quality control
What did 2017 do to you
That stupid ass eclipse hurt my eyes 😤
What about this year’s then
And this week's darwin award winner is:
I couldn't see it because the entirety of my central vision is a dark blob because of 2017's eclipse
just a few hard brakes trust
If having a smooth brain is superior to a wrinkled one, then why wouldn't the same logic apply to tires?
"traction" is a myth created by tire companies as an excuse to sell you less rubber per tire
Good one I’ll give you that
general-discussion
Are our conversation topics not general enough for you? 😡 😡 😤
The rule is just to follows the rules
NO SPORT BAD
ughhhhhhhh
I don't know, something about a conspiracy among tire manufacturers
And other planned updates
Also
You should tell use if scp 3114 is gonna be a permanent addition to the game
And if yes
When
||also based status||
Also
I am literally just a feedback coordinator I do not get access to those dates
Is it copyright if a Roblox game has copied SCPSL? (used same audio and etc)
Thank you, today has been rough.
That’s what you want us to think
If I had access to those dates I still wouldn’t give them to you lol
if they fully credit the assets, no
Regarding 3114, I’ve got no word on it, personally, I’d like to see 3114 added after a rework, but we got other things to work on atm
You didn’t have to say that
Like damn dude
Hurts
That’s what I’m saying
Alr ty 👍
If I gave out that kind of info I would lose my position in the studio lol
ok have you considered it would be very funny
That is what I am also saying
That's just called LCZ for most Facility Guards
when is the christmas season coming for sl
I wanna be a spoil sport holiday hater again
It’s gonna be on December 25th and it’s gonna be on for like a solid 7 minutes and 36 seconds.
i want flamingos
that's really only it
Any round that are still on going past this timer will be forced out of the game, automatically get their game uninstalled and finally automatically get scp containment breach installed on their computer.
You’re welcome
the flamingos
So the event is looking pretty good
its fucking November
Are you guys going trick or treating
no
But it is accurate
Instant those props appear
They start asking
Y'all
Terran
Yoink
Never would I have thought that I’d have an opportunity to share that image without prompting myself to do so
Remember that time Italy built the biggest dam in the world and 4 years later killed 1900 people in the 2nd biggest megatsunami in the world
flamingo noises echoing in the background
Because geologists couldn't figure out that the landslide was made of solid rock instead of gravel
Perfect.
Vajont dam was built in 1959
In 1960 they found a piece of the mountain (212 million m³ of stuff)
On October 9th, 1963 that loose piece of mountain fell into the dam's lake. They lowered the water level the night before, but they miscalculated the speed and composition of the landslide, causing the tsunami to go 250m over the dam and flood the city of Longarone killing 1900 people
Pee and popo
hi
d
Yo
that 3% to kill me haha (-162%) @strange trellis
lol
I know who it is as well
it is def the house I am feuding with
killed almost all of their members
I always forget house feuds are a thing
ya I get a lot of those
I kill a lot of people
a good run I kill close to 100 people
now that is also execution but ya
mass murderer
you going to join them
day 8 no embed perms
D:
I'm 6'1 and i advocate for womens rights
yo chat I just got a PSA message on my phone that says 'to not drink the water, unless you boil it.' Should I start panicking?
this is soirses
fuck
no jokey time
there.
what
only drink boiling water?
That isnt very jolly
There must be a bug in the water or some contaminant. You have to boil the water to kill bacteria
worse
Seriously
so should i not drink tap water
Not if there’s a public PSA
only in Texas
there was 1
Do you live in Texas?
this is like still water
those who know
C A T
so cute n snuggly
I love big companies shitposting
no wy
Instagram company accounts try not to post absolutely insane shit
I love consistently being hit through an actively closing door by 939
Greetings
No more Tmod 
I'm a full mod now!
As my first act as a full mod, is to goto bed, need to catch a plane home tomorrow
Cya chat!
hm
hm
erm
Sorry, just kinda surprised is all.
...anyways.
I thought you said you were a bug boy
(Freudian slip)
I maybe a pest sometimes but I am not a prehistoric Insect :[
I am just a F I S H 🐟
I know that you might be a little frustrated and surprised by recent events, but please don't bring up political topics in this server.
Aint no way it happened after I just left chat bruh
Yup
Also man, go to sleep
It can stay that way, cuz I'm not giving ya one


hru lol
That's the uhhh wrong one
Took a day off school today
The school hired a tutor for a Social studies A-level exam for us in the last year
And what I'm applying for dont need to take that, so me and others just took a day off
But yeah, I'm doing pretty alright, bouta have breakfast soon. Hbu?
Di- did bro just leave lol
For the second time xD
the pumpkin badges are gone 
im sorry
I have a very short attention span
Even if it's mid conversation just ping me
cause it's very hard for me to focus on one thing at a time 
but uhhhhh
I'm doing alright. I'm sick though :(
Adhd moment 😭
Hope ya doing get better soon 
Btw, I really dislike being ping replied in convo so I try my best not to do it towards others
daylights savings time
is irritated at being the Captain Curly who gave their own Jimmy a chance, has the fortune of still being able to complain about it
Ouch
i love eat wall yum paper yes
I never really understood what was stopping people from placing their arms in front and behind their heads to stop it from closing on it
It'd probably break some bones and leave some nasty holes, but atleast your face is ok
If it's strong enough to crush your skull, it would fuck your hands
Remember John Kramer (Jigsaw) was a engineer
He most definitely took that into consideration
After all, this is the same man who made stuff like the skinhead car crash contraption, the shotgun carousel, the fucking blender thing,
wtf
i don't even want to watch the video
It's nothing too gory since it's 2009 graphics
Yeah, I'm not saying you'd walk away without a scratch, it'd just prevent your immediate death from spikes-through-face-syndrome
bro the december dates just got leaked
The saw video game, I don't know where it fits into the saw timeline, but fuck it!, it's a fun time!
Last I checked, tapp, the character you play as, dies in the very first Saw movie
Bad word
Good word
Neutral word
I accidentally got that because some stupid guard dropped their gun
xd
i started playing this game (again) on July 16th 2023, i got the achievement on July 29th 2023

moon
Cutest cat ever
Like wtf
nah that's Uni
Cet
Very smol
Loafy
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hi
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Congratulations
o7
She was pretty fast imma be be real
I disagree
I would post the wharrrrr gif but I don't have perms
Nonchalantly shaking my dreads
Hi im new to SCP and was wondering how i go abouts to joining a team or group??
im not turning on my pc
whats the kbind to talk in game?
at 1 am my neighbors cable to the fridge blew up
keybind
that shit took out the lights on my street
i meant socket
mini explosion took all the lights away
Talk in the game?default isQ
Suuuuuper hard to go into settings and look for it
Now that I think about it, if done right, Final Destination could've made for an amazing tv series

i have a dark soul too
17.0 patreon beta comes out in 2027 
mark rober your calendars
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no one cares
🎩


i do
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❤️
in what time hallowen will end?
Wtf is bro getting in shorts
I asked for memes 😭
I SWEAR 🗣️😭
Atleast it isnt girlfriend asmr

Not trying to judge or anything..
wtf you watching

Consume
khorne flakes
Khorne would look good on a grill
khorne on the cob
Dw i have I just searched it up directly after you said that as a joke
Uh huh
I don't watch that kind of ASMR
Whatever you say man...
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I never listened to ASMR
I listened to the bible in chinese in one ear and the consequences of the industrial revolution in the other
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Gibi is cool

Killa you
real
real 
xd
Some random fun facts:
- Since its Steam Release, SL has had 80 updates.
- 12 were Major Releases (15%)
- 24 were only Bug Fixes (30%)
- 9 were Event Versions (11.25%)
- The two releases that were the furthest apart are 8.0.0 Megapatch and 9.0.0 Megapatch II, being released 11.5 months from each other.
- The major release with the most minor releases is v10 Scopophobia with 13
- v4 and v8 Megapatch had no minor updates
Lore?
Megapatch 3 when


You just eat everything 
at earliest, 2025 
Go back to muted,
:c
No food >:<


day 9 no embed perms
embed perm flex
i cant even use the roblox app anymore
good
.
Hello
Hi
hello
Yo.
I'm not new.
My old account got hacked.
🥲
I lost all my SCP SL RP servers.
Can someone recommend me some?
get better pc 
My PC can run games normally.
But FiveM is just generally laggy.
there’s role play servers on sl?
Yea.
yes
didn’t know that
Now you do.
Problem is there are no active English servers.
Site-09 was active but the staff is very shit.
I tried making a site with a friend but it didn't get enough activity so we disbanded it.
gg
Nice user
site 12, gone and forgotten
"Site 12 to Site 44! Site 12 to Site 44!"
Echoes from the Veil 2 reference
fun fact nobody asked for: There is only one user on this discord that is level 57
It's you
Based
When isn't it
This is so true lmfao
good
What level system do you use? Is it MEE6 or something else?
it runs on windows xp hdym its down its almost never up
I believe it is something else
roblox runs on 2014 intel xeon e5's
this server is very simple level system only use 3 different leveling bots and the average is your level
would say could make one but yeah the player base is too low for that
Nick gikas (I think that'a his name?) Voice acting is peak
boing
Daily Spongdal
Who is it?
Not telling :3
It's also the same case for level 61, 80 , 84, 87
before it starts having a big difference in xp amount
I used to be level 57
Now I'm 58
zenonnegative
hi ikonic!
Hi meemo!!11
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thank you for the arbitrary internet point
tf, it looks weird
Original photo
Real
Nerd car
bring back baguettes car
what came first: the crow, or the bar?
The crow
the crowbar
The bar
?
thats what i think
i see
im extremely jolly#
The one free man.
america map
great!, i'd like to see the next update where they add Canada...
no, canada is there
can't wait for USA update
canada will stay fake
btw guys u wake up november 6th and see these election results, who do you think is winning?
Is Halloween finally gone
shut up
no
I need 914 lighting
i bet on apatosaurus
no no
the democratius party is falling behind
its must be mammoth
pffft compsognathus has a way bigger chance
bet
what the hell is a mammoth
you mean megalosaurus?
he has potential
does he represent the mammal party
man that party's never gonna take off
frfr, they have no chance whatsoever
imagine being in the mammal party lol
hope the best candidate win
(apatosaurus i bet 10k on him)
vote compsognathus to stand up for the little guys!
silly ahh ankylosaurid
absolutely disgraceful
i want to show my love for ankylosaurus
and what did the server do to me
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
!rep
You need to wait 4 hours, 43 minutes, 28 seconds until you can give reputation again!
you don't possess that power
dont try me young wizard
You'll need level 10 to embed links here and in #scp-discussion
If you need to share something, #media-posts is open to all!
nice
young? I am madness itself child
🪄
they are still there
your spell backfired
!rep
You can give a rep!
only one person can use that spell effectively
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What’s the muted role mean?
shall be no complacent
Can’t speak or chat
i'll master the reverse Dee technique
How does that happen
we'll meet again
Breaking the rules here
If you break the rules
Alright
That's probably the thing that caused the most of warns
If you are a studio staff it’s okay to ping him but sparingly
I only do it if he’s actively chatting
To say hi or so

Instant ban

instant... uhh... piss yourself!
check ya pants buddy
he'll come to your house and knock on your windows no?
He will
he will send his goons
16 men will appear
all in suit and ties
You don’t underestimate hubert
Yeah
The perfect Dinosaur Ankylosaurus My beloved animated GIF for your conversation. Discover and share the best GIFs on Tenor.
Really funny how annoyed that cat looks
I love being annoying to animals for internet clout!
fat annoyed cat
Bro is me
Unrelated to previous topic: God damn some people are assholes
i just put villagers and horses into a prison cell made out of tnt
they're all dead
you only realize this now?

Nah just not used to folks being like that to my face

Online and whatnot it's clearer than anything
damn
Irl people are usually chill
i love committing war crimes in minecraft
watafak
simple, it's because they aren't chronically online
mostly because irl they are within beating distance
also that
im working on my prison
Rrr
????????
guh internet
gonna try to resend that message
But reason I bring it up is cause my bf got sick outside a restaurant cause he was super fuckin stressed last night, and almost immediately some woman just walked up to us, yelled at us "Are you not gonna go tell someone so they can clean that up? Disgusting." and then just walked in
there
I would get it if we had been standing there after the fact but he had literally just finished throwing up seconds before that
🎩


mmm yes i must clean my vomit right after i puked while being sick of course that makes sense
empathy aint that common around ig
Hello 😄
i'd say 1 hour in the emergency department in my country's hospitals would point out this isnt case
fr
Plus it was a ihop at like 11:30 at night it was not that deep it can wait a sec
like i witnessed a guy dying in the service and some entitled fuckface comes in and demands medical attention despite having common flu
and that fuckface knew the guy inside literally requires emergency attention, they saw em
and worst part of it is it's common af
"I care about myself and myself only"
fr
i should be locked in my house
if im that angry while playing tf2 i dont think i can go
i slammed my desk 4 times in 2 minutes
hi
what class were you playing
Hi
demoknight
was there a pyro on the enemy team
hybridknight supremacy
there's the issue
also holy shit i would murder the new medic
i was gonna ambush a pyro and this idiot comes to me
pyros when i bait their airblast out with a fake charge and 2 pipe them:
man I love spy
so terrible at the game that one of the few classes you're good at is the hardest one to master
its just cnd, kunai and diamondback
cnd is based
let em cook
im not the kunai spy that goes for a trickstab every time i can
but I usually just use it to spam voicelines at F2P engineers while invisible
medics are so easy to fool
make them run into you with a melee and trickstab
they turn their brain off
all of my last spy games have been just been me bullying engineers on 2fort
dont make it obvious tho
all I do is sap their buildings with red tape and spam voicelines while invisible
schizophrenia update
psychological warfare
just like me fr
big boss
I also just love when I just uncloak the second they start building something and sap it
solid main
how to play spy
like imagine being that engineer
when i play i just die of stupidness
you cant even finish building the sentry and it gets sapped
diamondback and kunai
thats kinda the point of stock weapons
they're designed to be the best (in most cases)
love how ambassador got nerfed but not diamondback
pretty much
idfk how people get 24k kills on a strange ambassador
and it counters the razorback I guess
it used to be really good
yea
before jungle inferno iirc
now its straight ass
yep
I use the enforcer
spyper basically
diamondback is just straight up better
based
crits on backstab
ah
gun that gives crits just for doing your fucking job
most op thing
but backstabb already one shot tho
and sapped buildings
razorback
when you get caught:
it a revolver that gives you guaranteed critical hits after you backstab players or destroy buildings
oh revolver
thought he was talking about knife
no there is no diamondback knife
why would a knife give crits after backstabs
backshots
funny face stabbing?
😭
best knife is obviously the golden pan
real
depends on distance

probably heavy
long ass cable
tomislav heavy
rope to kill someone
tomislav overhealed heavy
longer range spy wins since some of heavies bullets will miss and crits have no fall-off, close range would be heavy
tomislav is just so good
ubersaw
or melees in general really
ubersaw and kritzkrieg

kritz is a sidegrade, was more referring to the crossbow
not only does it have burst healing but you can snipe with it
isnt ubersaw one of the achievement items though
sometimes a good thing but that never happens
so you dont need to wait for a random drop
i did the same thing
had no space since f2p and would rather use it for weapons
same with halloween hats until i saw transmutes
me omw to spend needless amounts of money on the free video game
im an absolute fucking idiot
meanwhile now I have a killstreak kit fabricator for the fucking ham
already unboxed all-class unusual so feed family
gambling is better
just open 100$ worth of crates and get 200$ unusual
you can sell that
get more crates for 100
and spend the other 100 on family
win win
there's a slight problem there
Das crazy
you used all the money
Best 20€ investment
15 ms is great if you have fiber optic
Germany only knows copper
😭
this would go crazy on a super icy road
imagine drunk driving that shit on an icy road
I still have mine
how long is that cable
r u planning to play 5 kilometers away from yo house or smth
You can always get them back by contacting steam support
It'll take like 3 months for a reply tho :^)
question
how y'all get those NTF/CI role?
Once you reach level 50 (max level) you get access to #utility-roles (Utility-roles incase it doesn't show)
There you can pick colours, mtf/ci etc roles and scp roles
Purely cosmetic though
However long it'll take you to rack up to 173525 xp
yeah no
It does take a while yeah
Yes, that number is fact checked
Unless a staff member looks down upon you with kindness and gives you one
4/5 months
tbh, if you just keep chatting, you'll forget that you're going for that and you'll get there eventually
Which would usually happen if you're active
20m
why
Same 🤝
i use my phone
and a usb cable
for internet
Les't say my internet itself isnt very
good
yeah, that's to be expected





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