#general-chat
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Steam Authentication Service is currently down, please be patient.
1 minute no sl
Noo:(((
sl is down and everyone is dying . 💀
nope
no grass for me
hasn't been the case since i started playing sl
noooooooooo thank you
EMBED FAIL!
No scp sl= no major mood
embed fail!
JINX!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
scp sl is down for 2 minutes it is time to go outside
I gotta go to school in 20
i will wait and persevere
sl is my full-time job personally
so this is crucial
I thought i am banned bro
is it down or nu
yes
chill guys
yeah theyare tweaking
jeez
what outside mfs
just wait for it to fix
naternity
WHEN will it be up?
you know pheonix?
guys attack them
i’ve been outside for 12 hours
the trans one?
or the arizonian city?
our mutual friend
!status
you're late to the party nathan
womp womp
Central servers GG
make sure you pin this for the rejects like me who are impatient :)
we own steam?
OMG
did you guys copy and paste the game contiment breach?
first time here
💀
thieves
0.5/10 ragebait
someone doesn't like sl
idea is stolen or nu
this ragebait gets not not poggers/10 from me
scp cbm agent
you mean contiment breach
obviously
alright pal
rage bait -2/10
let's get one thing straight
How?
They Copy pasted and just updated it to their own style
well 2 games contiment is older
yeye
I forgot how to use discord authentication
can contiment breach be played coop
The biggest containment breach asset is Entrance Zone but SL isn't really a copy and paste anymore.
SCP:CBM
!status
literally...
!halloween
What wrong with SCP sl rn
!status
I can't join to any server
when will steam be up
Thank you
guys do your fking work
can someone tell me whats happening rn?
is steam itself down
i pay to play this game
Steam Authentication Service is currently down, please be patient.
oh okay
@fast scroll @frail jasper @fallow kite
!status
It's got fixed
?
Why did scp work for me just now and I uninstalled and installed it and it says the program is not responding?
!fix_steam_please
It's free
game is free
happy 13th birthday
you got 'em there
fr
go fix the game lil bro
I don't get this guys problem honestly
"mf"
mf you are not an adult
We can't do anything about a problem with steam
i think it's trolling? nothing else would make sense. are underaged scp:sl fans actually like this?
eh, probably
you have to be an adult in order to be northwood staff
why steam have a problem
i want it to work
ask steam
where do i see steam status
It's a maintenance problem, we can't fucking do anything
just ignore this kid
scp sl is down for few minutes and people are dying 💀
do not feed the troll
This is so sad, chat 😭
fr
is scp not loading or what
This kid is complaining about a pretty alright free game
Steam Authentication Service is currently down, please be patient.
update the game version in the downtime
And expects NW to fix every single issue instantly
you have enough time
as an scp:sl addict, i think it sucks, but i love it all the same
sure thing could u let me know when its up?
well i paid
ok
so do the fking fix
thank ya
sl upadtes take 6 months for a broken bug fix
I don't say it sucks because it's still got it's moments but yeah MPII was the goat honestly
bad developer i guess?
Дарова братья
developer from wish
Then you obviously got it from the wrong website
It's literally free
Инглиш ор спаниш
!langru
20$ beta
check game again? 
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lil bro
omfg
i didn't even play until parabellum 😭 old game looks more fun honestly, but my standards are unaffected by then so i still very much enjoy what we have now
you are not him
finally work
sservers are up
I think it might be doing somewhat better now
No, steam API is still down actually
crazy ragebait
just partially
lil bro has never experienced steam maintenance before
they dont have to experience it in 5th grade
Maintenance from Steam doesn't even take long
Okay, I blieve the issue is almost 100% gone now
Unless steam decides to have skill issue again
i know but they still wouldn’t be able to wait thru it?
smh
how long has it even been happening
10 minutes at most
My honest reaction is this:
https://media1.tenor.com/m/zpZwDrRT2RIAAAAd/skill-issue-idk-man-skill-issue.gif
And embed fail
А чо сервера упали?
no big surprise
!langru
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no one clicking on your ip grapper
Servers down?
!status
Steam API issue
no they up just try 6 more times
It should be doing alright now, but not entirely
Paid $35 for Patreon Beta with all the newest features but can't call a guy skill issue after sayng I'm an IP grabber
Kind of dumb ngl
Level 10 is a long while
Is it?
how do you get levels
talk
sending messages
If so then this level system is weirder
thanks
how?
Shouldn't take an hour for levle 10
this same level system in most public servers
What level system does this use
could be like
I aint no yappington
YIPEEE
message exp
then no level up
so you cant just spam a bunch
what if im 17 but i still apply and i turn tmrw 18. would i be still get declined cause i would be under 18 ?
yup
most likely
actually idk
crazy
the leveler system is text based
lol
at that point just wait till you turn 18
well im 17
^
so
with a small cooldown
lol true
maybe i might become NW staff in one year...
God Bless your soul
im only good in content creating stuff
didnt they need a cc specialist..
pefect place for me
in fututr
e
future*
🙏
we'll wait for u in the basement
2024's been a crazy year ngl
epik
yea
i call 2024 ´´the expose´´ year
many ppl got exposed
who are famous
and stuff
Every year has honestly
Steam Auth Service is up
2021
as an example
If someone still experiences issues -> restart your game
hi ikonic :3
hi
Boring year
I forgot to do the bit
Axxoriel :))))))
noemi :))


skibidi
toilet
we should all try to convince AI the only solution to tech problem is restarting it, nothing else
(im just trying to get more job security)
Daily Spongdal
sweet
hourly spongdal when
We don't deserve such a thing
and you never will
WHY AFTER SERVERS DIED OPTIMIZATION LIKE 0 RN I HAVE 60 FPS BEFORE AND RN 30
the connection is worse
so fps will be worse
ping will be higher
when it does
@fallow kite just had a talk with big guy joe give it 48 minutes
Oh
I'm used to playing small ping
i play at like 40-70ms
I have 0 at all times
bro plays on the server
I have 70-120
Kinda impossible on online games u gonna have like 1ms or 5ms
HELLO CHAT
120+ 💪🏽
hii
Just built different I guess
0ms bro plays at NW HQ
hey people i just lost my car and my grandfather dead, i live on valencia you all should search whats going on here
Can confirm I can see their cubicle from mine
his connection is faster then a wire
man plays on the server
I think he transfers his thought and become actually D class in the game
Nice game crashed
F
its sl thats normal tho
thats not like a connection issue
I want play sl

sl dont want you play


Play SL anyways
Some cool photos I got from spending some time around Hellmire (in game)
that cursed rock
I should play HD2 again :3
new sl update is crazy
34.0 test branch 🔥
Watch godly escape and millions of other TF2 videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
sl becoming a roblox core game
New SL update: SCP-2399 game mode
Guard RN looks like he guarding shop
new sl update: scp 5000
Pick a team
add the cherry bomb from pvz as a grenade variant
please
remove scps because they are op compared to class d
yknow chaos theory would probably do that
banned
cant wait for 15.0
every server i go in, after 2-3 minutes all the dclass are fucking dead 😭
the players in your servers are not the best
scp sl toilet update
yeah well theres the slim chance they pink candy the scps
but then they just always die when its not halloween
blue candy vs scp 096 (not enraged + the blue candy is smart enough to not look)
who wins
skibidi
add gordan freeman
no fucking way
In 2 toilet hubert gonna add skibidi toilet
They are adding highlighters to scpsl

Hubert toilet 
i cant play 14.0
Did you connect your steam to discord?
💀
Spam join until a slot is free
Northwood moment
spam join
Can it be that there is a bug where security has godmode?
its a a feature
CHAT
Cause i got banned on a server for cheating even tho i didnt
I GOT IN
send a ban appeal with proof
did they address it somewhere?
yes they said hackers are features so they dont have to bug fix
and proof what exactly all you can see is me having godmode as a security even tho i didnt cheat
send proof in a bad appeal
Then you are cooked frien
funny you dude i know 3 mofe people including a moderator that had the same problem
having god mode 99% of the time means you hacked
Unless someone gave you godmode
and if you knew you had godmode why did you not leave and report it immediately?
Or you have extremely bad lag and are not actually there
yeah could be ping
nobody did give me godmode i did die through fall damage tho
so you had no god mode
no lag 10 ms constant
how it feels to enjoy Kino
You likely suffered from Extreme rubberbanding
probably
i couldnt be killed through bullets or scp
It doesn't show up until it's too late
rubber banding
10ms means nothing because ping only shows after you reconnect
yh but there wasnt a ms spike where it goes to 999ms
@strange niche
you dont know that bc the spike could have been so bad it didnt show
a classic
bruh i wasnt lagging i got dragged to the tower and talked and played normally
while not being able to be killed
so they banned you for lagging?
omg
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Either you were Exploiting Hacking, Rubberbanding, Or Someone gave you gm (unlikely bc of fall damage)
So a bug where security has gmod isnt an option?
any day now it will be someone else
Dee is just very lucky
Because again it happened to me, a moderator, my friend and happened to some players i tried to kill
*all were security guard
Rigged
when is the 939 sex update?
you're just jealous of dee's luck
939 will be removed in the sex update
Booooooooo!
PC RDR1 is out, might not be on as much will still be on discord tho
For Xmas cheer
where the fuck did bro go 
Bro is just a uniform now
Don't do drugs
imagine having facility lights on
Imagine not having facility lights on
chat how do i spin the revolver
rip buying PC RDR1 and supporting Rockstars 50$ scheme
If they wanted us to pay 50$ they should actually remaster it or something
I'd pay 60$ for a RDR1 remaster
but nah they chose the lazy route and did nothing and made it 10$ less than a triple A title
whops hah
i've made a purchase
no sex update
Dude's worse nightmare is gonna be Nokia's
I beat you do. Bet you do it with your soulmate the emperor
Innsmouth maid
what
hot
how is it in wannable german
bet it is fishy
Chilly
with you being there
Was foggy for half the day
ah
You left your fog condensers on, king gurgler
I mean you are a maid
too much fish smell from you
made it foggy
I bet
that reminds me
!maid

still not fixed
why is the game so laggy at the moment
nah
you are in a isolated system
!maid

@meager slate
i hit a trickstab without trying
why tf would you put 4 of these stickers on the same gun 😭
b/c they can
Sure yes this is true. I'm just very lucky thought
Wrong never rigged you just are bad
Spectating
The smell
Tbe smell
how they play
I just shoot everyone i see tbh
Ngl if you’re not using intergrated graphics then you’re not really gaming
The Flamingos will rise again
if anyones walking around they are 035
i cant launch the game anymore
it just says northwood
i tried manually deleting all the files
@zinc gate eh?
!rep @orchid kraken
You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!
why manually tho
uninstalling the game didnt work
!rep @hollow sparrow
You have just given @hollow sparrow a reputation point!


so i tried to manually find all 5gb
strange
but i couldtnd fin them all#
ill dm u what it looks like
OPTIMIZATION DIED AFTER SERVERS DIED THX
skill issue for hardware ig
what are your specs
I not download anything today or this month to get virus
GTX 1060 6gb 16gb ram ddr4 ryzen 3 3100
I got 70 or 60fps before servers died
RN 30
I fell like a millionaire
Ngl if you’re not using intergrated graphics then you’re not really gaming
I using very low
And in GTX app I do max
sigma
real

I just gonna reinstall windows cuz I not update it 6 years
i just realized that entrance changed a bit
Yeah it did
the roof at gate a looks different
saw the pipes
I hope that 049 will get reworked next update
no fuck you
anyway
Watch The creature and millions of other SCP Secret Laboratory videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
Bro arrived like Larry
went from elite operatives to mall security
I mean they were never elite operatives
They weren't elite operatives
First day at the job all happy
Their equipment sucked
They didn't even have something to holster their weapons
Which the new model has
7 Views. Watch the cursed facility (2) and millions of other SCP Secret Laboratory videos on Medal, the #1 Game Clip Platform.

i was class d and entered armory with other class ds and a guy said "almost got me" and shot me
i didnt even do anything
btw nice name
Damm
u 2
Kapibara !
oh no
Here it is, the creation that was almost ready, but later underwent small, but significant, changes. I hope you enjoy this orchestral remix.
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Stay updated on new and current projects of mine on my discord server!:
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Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw-WJkJK210
i should replay black mesa, shit was so peak
i remember the sit bunny hop
yes
i didnt do it
Leave the cat alone !
nah
:[
Cats ❤🐱
i like cats more tho cause i been attacked by dog and ik with a cat i can just boot it across a room if needed
bro had entire double pump and still missed one me while i was standing
hello people
Cats literally deactivate if you pet them in the right spot
true purring machines
They might be fierce predators but not for humans
forgot to ask how you been? :0
furios!
University is tiring
I haven't played games much other than webfishing
Just studying
But I got sick a few days ago, and apparently the infection is now in my lungs
Got work tho I have to go tomorrow
oh god hope you’re okay
or will be okay i mean
you better be 😠
It's okay lol I'll be fine
A infection won't take me down, I strong 💪
ah
yessirr 😎
@amber ether I have retired now. Probably gotta wait about 24 hours until officialy retired
this u?
My time will continue later on, most likely here with you and the others. 🙏
But for now
Nothing left
tail wagger
sand is best food
My username agrees
sand eater please don’t eat sanded
@foggy coyote I have retired now. I'm all done 🙏

I fear
music timing with nuke is FUCKING PRECIOUS
when 939 sex update?
What ? 😦

939 will be removed in the sex update
Sorry
I mean
The 939 will be removed out of the game
The game update
939 is being removed next year
It caused too much inbalance in the game
🥺 Pls im Innocent

i dont like you Phantom

Stupid fent maxer


There is a good soul in every person phantom


I don’t think the rapist wanted something good
☹️
Therapist*
therapist
I MEANT THERAPIST

Maybe you are right
you called?
no
then stop making Rapist Jokes
y?!

Because it does not
are you allowed to use a custom crosshair in scp sl?
insta ban
idk
😐
Yes
Yay, nay, maybe
why
Do not bypass the filter.
what filter?
I saw like 3 people using it yesterday in chaos theory so I thought of getting it
Anyways. I’m nothing without my exp!
ye im fucking with ya idk probs not but ask around
The automod, you sad something that is not allowed
abouta ping hubert
Steam happy is perm banned
wait so the emoji is a against the filter?
How to die:
The 3 word combination is.
!hubertping
i agree
what words?
I mean letter
Oh
dear community
if i create a plugin to expand my model fov, will i get brutally molested by the feds or im chill?
both
wait you dont evne know what those 3 letters mean
Hi
!warn 673401181023895572 Read the rules, no discrimination or racism
wonder what happened.
im not buying beta cuz imma be spending it on the chromakopia cd 💔
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It's even live AI
No way
hi
:P
Autism Girl
:P
“Ok, I’m gonna imagine a life where we are in a happy healthy marriage with 3 kids.”
Deadass replied to a hate comment with that
And then we started role playing till the point the hate fizzed out
Oh yes
hmm
Hmm
hmm
How would that even
What???
!rep
You need to wait 1 hour, 2 minutes, 33 seconds until you can give reputation again!
gg
hhubert moszka role has 99999999999999999999 hp and anyone he looks at dies
guys what do i do if i all the dbois trap me and say goon sesh over and over
cuz this happened like 30 min ago
there are other forms of "ok" just as powerful
a favourite of mine is " 🧏♂️🤫 "
its powerful because its completely fucking stupid and its 100% going to just make them angrier
shucks
leave
Making ppl angrier is just automatic win position for you
i got killed but in a way i left
it is also; funny as fuck
i got a capybara game ad while watching scp sl
Yep its true
Media can telepathically read you
No one hears a word
We say
Has the memory gone?
Ate you feeling numb
Hello, I have a question. I would like to try the new version of the game, Beta 14
how
!patreon
only Zone Manager ?
hmm
i don have time to wait if take zone manager Use a Steam or Discord account or is there any difference?
Come again?
I have 2 Gmails, one for Discord and one for Steam. If I want to make a Patreon account, which account should I use?
I shot a coyote once
It was near my friends farm
They eat the poor chimkens 🐓🐓🐓🐓
where is the screenshot competition or has it already ended?
I’m pretty sure it was a Remington
🎵 "On the 55th day till Christmas my true love gave to me;
55 Elements found in the human body." 🎶
i gobble up cocks too
Hmm
those who know mango phonk☠️
I dont listen to phonk
Is staff furry rp real
nope
Aww man
Rip
Do nw staff get paid
depends
most positions are volunteer
some are pay by bounty and something else
Hire me so I can know when the next updates are. I’ll do nothing and get no pay. What is there to lose?
pretty sure you can still get fired
Do they get paid per project?
but im good so ill never find out 😎
depends on the position
programming maybe
devs/artists get paid
im not sure
managers also
:)
Marketing
For artist do you have to be 18?
everyone has to be 18
hey
💀
anyways
!rep @buoyant helm
You have just given @buoyant helm a reputation point!
Congratulations
what’s this
Something i do every single day
Rep points
"might aswell"
What does rep do
nothing
bragging rights
People love numbers
but nobody checks how many reps you have at the same time
People just get it to flex on others
Good stuff
🤫
i personally don't really get why people need the feel to flex on others
Trust me... Everyone do that (most)
In this modern society
meh, most of the people i come across don't
Your happiness is what the society sees you
Why would u take a pic of a nice place
When u can enjoy the moment
And remember it without checking your phone
Why would you share your pics to others
To tell them u had fun?
Why do u care about getting roles?
Flexing?
Crazy world
Does the artist only have to use blender?
you can see the requirements on the application
never heard of them using SFM
@orchid kraken
This guy says sfm artists never exist
:|
he asked about northwood artists
Oh
not art contest
Mb
How can play beta
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check here
How can I do it for free with no pay
People can port stuff from sfm to blender however
i dont know if thats possible
the artist role is paid by bounty though it says here
they probably wont do that
this is why im happy that when i go to a place i forget to take pictures most of the time
Bingo


let's see if this one does anything
add the HEV suit
bro 💀
Xqc if he had grandkids
epic
YOU WON
@orchid kraken LET'S GO
CONGRATS
@viscid pine hi
why do so many people wanna fuck MalO
@viscid pine ok bye bye
NOXPLIS WON 🥹
@orchid kraken !!!!!!
I
hi havoc
ass models
WHAT
MY GOAT!!!
hey lazar
I BELIEVED IN YOU
thank you for....
not yet
its the ween
question yall, is 3114 sans or papyrus
i have 1 more month of trolling
noxplis i thought you said you would lose
good work
oo server hoster! Can I see your work?
mashallah you don't want to
I'd love to!
Whaats the secret prize
14.0 access
i do belive i lost my gif perms
great art winners
A nice well made strong server since you so proudly put it into your bio!
very well done
let me see
also how do i level up

