general-chat

[burnt tulip]

Popeye has fought god before

[stone quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240400098127646780/1299895798959702027/togif.gif

[random schooner]

Is this how @meager slate when we talk about eating Sea Bunnies?

[keen token]

guys

[torn wyvern]

Microwave dinner !!

[ashen idol]

gentlemen

whenver i try to open scp sl i dont see the private beta thing

im probably stupid but

how do i like

make it pop up in ther

i do know i redeemed it properly cuz i have the dlc for the private beta

[gilded timber]

Make sure you are selecting "play private beta on windows" in the launch options

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472406797194493952/1027933551762604032/steam_X7DDzcbjz4.gif

[ashen idol]

i dont think u get it

theres literally

no "play private beta on windows" option

[gilded timber]

Properties > Selected launch option > Select either "Ask when starting game" or "Play private beta on windows"

[ashen idol]

it DOES show the launch options stuff

but theres just the default 2

the normal scp sl and the one with settings reset

[gilded timber]

Check the dlc tab, is it installed?

[ashen idol]

yeo

its there and its installed

[gilded timber]

Try restarting steam and a clean reinstall of the game, if neither of those work open a ticket in #patreon-support

!cleanreinstall

[snow umbra]

https://b2.thomasjosif.com/file/thomasjosif/img/FE55oQityn0MDrkJ3g2YDSs4U.mp4

[jagged lily]

OH thats so retro

[ashen idol]

im stupid yet not it was "installing" ofr like an hour but it only actually started now😭

getting bullied by steam

[gentle acorn]

you wanna know why?

[gilded timber]

All good, glad it's working, enjoy the beta!

[ashen idol]

oh for fucks sake not THIS guy again

[gentle acorn]

I stole your key

[ashen idol]

thx

[ashen idol]

you fucking THIEF!!

[gentle acorn]

No I'm not

[jagged lily]

Heyguyswhats Up

[gilded timber]

!wran @gentle acorn Stealing keys

[snow umbra]

@gilded timber has wranned nosrim_ Reason: Stealing keys

[gilded timber]

Hi!

[jagged lily]

It is Almost monday

[gentle acorn]

It is Monday

[jagged lily]

No

[white sequoia]

how can you even steal keys?

[tardy walrus]

rob someone

[jagged lily]

Le sigh. Back in my day we used to have money. now woke has stolen all our money

[gilded timber]

No, not unless you convince someone that has an unused one to give it to you

[ashen idol]

he took my keis..

[random schooner]

He has a giant magnet

[jagged lily]

Doof from phinease and ferd or whatever

[white sequoia]

I was asking like

[fossil wasp]

lucid is our technical support hero 🫡

[white sequoia]

how could you theoretically steal cd keys for the 14.0 beta

[jagged lily]

Lester will take a 70% cut buddy you are NOT getting that key

[white sequoia]

diamond casino heist 25% cut

[gentle acorn]

Brute force while somebody has an unactivated key

[jagged lily]

Heal with bica

Stop

[spiral tusk]

how can i get someone globally banned? theres a cheater on a server im playing on and the server doesnt have any staff online

i have video proof of it btw

and their steam id

[past tusk]

i believe you need their auth

[spiral tusk]

how do i get that?

[tardy walrus]

you cant without ra access

[spiral tusk]

-_-

[tardy walrus]

use in-game report button

[spiral tusk]

alr

[random schooner]

I'm imagining they're pretty busy at this time, considering halloween is in 3 days

[jagged lily]

*walks in* Oookay. Ew. Ewww. EW! That's so gross. This humor is like game grumps and family guy combined. YUCK! *walks away*

[honest junco]

hi

[tiny kiln]

so fun guys

[half heath]

https://tenor.com/view/oha-şaşkın-sait-uçar-yuh-gif-17946500575277051527

@sharp basin

[sharp basin]

YOU ARE NOT SAFE

[half heath]

i hate fuzzies \

[sharp basin]

whats a fuzzie

[half heath]

a fuzzie

[silent mirage]

petch 14 will be on live servers on..?

[gilded timber]

We don't have a date yet, sometime before this year is all we know!

[plain salmon]

hello

[gilded timber]

Hi!

[honest junco]

hi

[serene coyote]

Hi

[honest junco]

Hi

[plain salmon]

i don't have the pateron role even though i payed for it

[gilded timber]

Make sure you have it linked!
https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-How-do-I-connect-Discord-to-Patreon-Patron-

[plain salmon]

ah there we go

[rancid dome]

not real chess.com

[serene coyote]

not real chess.com

[tired nacelle]

@jonnythan

[honest junco]

freak you

[gentle acorn]

petition to remove chemistry as a school subject

[glacial nymph]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[glacial nymph]

[polar spade]

I don't want a rep

[glacial nymph]

Too bad, because you are getting it

!rep @polar spade

[snow umbra]

You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/859795873915207721.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[glacial nymph]

[hollow sparrow]

Hi

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-typing-kitten-typing-typing-gif-9421482755570860732

[tired nacelle]

i keep meeting sg leader

i had in

i had one convo with u and it was negative

sorry bro

[keen copper]

ReallY?

[honest junco]

love it whenm my torpedo decides to just completely ignore the massive fucking ship thats right infront of it

[crimson hull]

Is this cat stupid

[hollow sparrow]

Real

[hollow sparrow]

Yes

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980104563304587284/1051622221392650314/cat.gif

[lunar siren]

Goober

[hollow sparrow]

Im too silly

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fbi-police-police-cat-fbi-cat-gif-1256429038097351888

[modest salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762024753502093335/1290464087834235000/image0.gif

[glacial nymph]

Uhhhh us?

I don't remember having a bad convo or something

I don't even remember the last time we spoke 💀

[tired nacelle]

u dont remember me bruh

anyways i think i was cooking u for politics

[glacial nymph]

Uhm if something actually happened, then it's all good trust

Life is too short to hold grudges

Even if we both believe in different things

We are different after all

That's what makes us special

[tired nacelle]

i think i was mad cus u said stalin was good or something

[glacial nymph]

Oh, well I'm not sure why you need to be mad about it, I'm aware that Stalin did some bad things, but at least he was up against the Nazis so, and that's a good thing

[white sequoia]

skibidi stalin

[gilded timber]

Please don't repeat that discussion here

[glacial nymph]

My apologies as well for further explanation

[white sequoia]

stalin is god

he is made of steel

[white sequoia]

no

[valid silo]

ironic

sicne he didn't believe in god or a god

(this isn't politics I am just pointing a fact about a historical figure mods don't ban me)

[white sequoia]

i am the human manifestation of god

[past tusk]

TIME FOR RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION!

[glacial nymph]

😭💀

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-wait-wait-gif-8174347161288218584

[glacial nymph]

Edit softwares was developed in 2001:
People in 2000:

[white sequoia]

that's fake

photoshop

[glacial nymph]

You can't have music background in Photoshop

[white sequoia]

lies

[glacial nymph]

No way

Fr?

[obtuse patrol]

somebody please kill me

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741617532967845888/1297936966595252244/skyscraper.gif

Hi Chat

[obtuse patrol]

please shoot me

in the head

thank you

[white sequoia]

you need someone to kill you like gabriel kuhn

[hollow sparrow]

Noe

[obtuse patrol]

who the hell is gabriel kuhn

[hollow sparrow]

Im too silly to do that

[obtuse patrol]

why

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101018610224353312/1286534276061593621/togif.gif

[obtuse patrol]

so you let me suffer?

[hollow sparrow]

No

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/636805832780152832/1260322659548528770/togif.gif

I just ignore it

[obtuse patrol]

alright

[hollow sparrow]

Oh Noe

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[full pond]

[sturdy oracle]

@hidden merlin

[hidden merlin]

stop

!rep @sturdy oracle

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sturdy oracle a reputation point!

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-backrooms-maxwell-backrooms-backrooms-maxwell-cat-gif-10751398716725160310

How are yall doing today

Or what yall doing today

[magic vortex]

ok

[hollow sparrow]

Im just bored

[full pond]

!rep @hollow sparrow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hollow sparrow a reputation point!

[hollow sparrow]

Woah

Thanks skibidi sigma

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-silly-gif-18412871428528214483

[obtuse patrol]

!rep @hollow sparrow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hollow sparrow a reputation point!

[full pond]

[hollow sparrow]

Yooo

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif

Thanks

Means much for me

[magic vortex]

!rep @hollow sparrow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hollow sparrow a reputation point!

[hollow sparrow]

Woah

3 reps in a row

I think I’m dreaming

Tysm

https://tenor.com/view/cat-staring-at-wall-gif-5602116364087636455

https://tenor.com/view/cat-arm-wrestle-arm-wrestling-smug-gif-25910136

[broken spade]

!rep @hollow sparrow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hollow sparrow a reputation point!

[hollow sparrow]

Bro what

[magic vortex]

Oh no

[obtuse patrol]

im not

[hollow sparrow]

Ty!!!11

[obtuse patrol]

please kill me

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-memes2023-xd-gif-27685924

[random schooner]

!rep @gentle acorn

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gentle acorn a reputation point!

[full pond]

What have I started 💀

[obtuse patrol]

life is shit

[hollow sparrow]

Crazy

[random schooner]

For being such a good insult buddy

[hollow sparrow]

Im so close to level 20 in here

[glacial nymph]

Relatable

[hollow sparrow]

I could explode

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unico-uniuni-unicouniuni-unicouniuni3-gif-12798344145506295943

[random schooner]

Yap some more

[hollow sparrow]

Yap

[random schooner]

Yap about your favorite SCP

[obtuse patrol]

please let me explode

[hollow sparrow]

[broken spade]

ok

[hollow sparrow]

Hmmm

[hollow sparrow]

I miss the flamingos

Are they gonna even come back

[full pond]

Hop on project:scp

[crimson hull]

none

[random schooner]

Flamingos are poggers, hopefully they come back next chrismtas

[hollow sparrow]

No

[hollow sparrow]

Yes

Hopefully

[slate drift]

i bought pareon to do the beta what i do now im confused

[full pond]

Zombie flamingos are goated

[crimson hull]

Absolutely nothing

[full pond]

Flex your wealth

[slate drift]

no like

i need help to find game

[random schooner]

If nothing else, hopefully you can admit the Chaos spawn animation is cooler

[obtuse patrol]

burn my house down

[random schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRwvlFGJdFs

[full pond]

I haven’t seen it

[polar spade]

!14.0

[snow umbra]

The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 4 (Zone manager) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-access
Guide - Connecting Discord: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
Beta Key portal: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/

[full pond]

Nvm

Yea it’s pretty cool

And the soundtrack slaps too

[random schooner]

The inclusion of the GOC into Project SCP will always feel unnnecessary, though

[polar spade]

pSCP has so much bloat

[random schooner]

Like, why are they there? Chaos is ther because they caused the breach, but GOC is neutral to THe Foundation

[full pond]

I have no idea

[polar spade]

Its like if you got every suggestion from steam forums and threw it into a game

[full pond]

They used to be just like an Easter egg thing I remember

[random schooner]

Yup. As as the usual example I use, here's the keycards from Project SCP

[hollow sparrow]

Yes

[full pond]

Fortnite vbucks will never get old

[random schooner]

But I do like how they make SIte-02 have more rooms so it feels like a actual facility instead of a liminal space of endless non-descript hallways

[polar spade]

Why is there a keycard that doesn't open anything?

And why do the last three do the exact same thing

[full pond]

Class d

[polar spade]

Why do they need a card?

[full pond]

One is a ci captain card, one is an scp you can open, and one is something you get from putting o5 on 1:1

[obtuse patrol]

i want to be a Class D

i will get terminated

[full pond]

I have no idea I stopped playing a long time ago

[obtuse patrol]

[full pond]

I think you can get scp-005 using a supervisor card

Or do you need an engi card

[glacial nymph]

Guys can u tell me about the new googles?

What does it do

How long it takes to use

[polar spade]

You can see tho walls

[glacial nymph]

Is it bad

[random schooner]

I imagine some Class-D have low level permissions so they can perform basical janitorial/cafeteria duties, like in a normal prison. I know in SL its mentioned that the Class-D are used as janitors and are given duties such as handling certain anomalies including the vase.

[glacial nymph]

Everyone or your friends

Or SCPs

[polar spade]

Everyone within a radius

[glacial nymph]

What's bad about the googles

[hollow sparrow]

True

But there is also a game called scp demonstration

[polar spade]

Actually i think you have to physically see them first then you can track them through walls, not sure. Haven't play the beta yet

[hollow sparrow]

It’s the 1 to 1 copy of sl but in Roblox

[polar spade]

All ik is it kinda sounds OP as hell

[hollow sparrow]

Grrr

[glacial nymph]

I heard that there's a down sides

Including being blind for some time

[random schooner]

Yeah there's various levels of SL clones. From pure 1:1 asset flips, to trying to expand on SL, to being Role Playing games with a some inspirations from SL

[glacial nymph]

And uhhhhhh

[somber raptor]

This was my father's rank in the military

[glacial nymph]

I think that's all

[obtuse patrol]

crazy

[random schooner]

I have my problems with Project SCP but I like how they tried to innovate on SL and fix many issues that SL has

[polar spade]

Yea so you start off almost completely blind

[glacial nymph]

Your father was a great soldier

[obtuse patrol]

are you an actual cat?

[full pond]

Would you rather play project:scp or r/breach

[polar spade]

its not something you can wear while getting shot at

Over time, your vision slowly improves

[somber raptor]

(This is the rank of Corporal Major)

[polar spade]

But the goggles will obscure the corners of the screen and you'll be 15% blind

[obtuse patrol]

neither

[glacial nymph]

It's scary though the niidles

[glacial nymph]

Imagine putting it in your eyes like that

Sheesh

[random schooner]

I payed Breach once. I spawned as Class-D and liked the darker atmosphere, but then when I respawned, everyone bunny hoping everywhere and the cosmetics of bunny ears really killed the strong horror vibes

[full pond]

Yea I hate r/breach too

[polar spade]

Yea, for people with trynaphobia, there's an option to disable needles

[obtuse patrol]

its just no fun

[glacial nymph]

Yeah well guess what

Im one of them

But i never turn of that

[full pond]

Replace the needles with Rick Astley

[polar spade]

Special note from the devs if you turn off needles

[glacial nymph]

Which is...?

[polar spade]

Find out for yourself

[glacial nymph]

Alr cya after a month

[obtuse patrol]

whqt the fuck you guys putting goggles with needles in your eyes?

[glacial nymph]

[polar spade]

SCP-1344

[full pond]

You won’t be seeing anything after putting on the goggles 💀

[polar spade]

That's the fun part about having anomalous goggles

[full pond]

“I made SCP-1344, but IRL!”

[polar spade]

You're somehow still able to see

[random schooner]

I like how the map is much darker and the game cuts to black after you get shot. And you can't spectate after death, you are just in the lobby until you respawn, sending you into the site with limited info. It would feel like a nicer horror experience, if it wasnt for those faults of paid cosmetics and loose moving/shooting mechanics that broke the dark atmosphere

But yeah I only play SL for a reason

[polar spade]

Here's how the goggles work

[random schooner]

Even though I think SL can boirrow lots from the Roblox games

[full pond]

It’s already borrowing a bunch from cb

[glacial nymph]

Sheesh don't show me that 💀

[polar spade]

Trypanophobia Warning

[random schooner]

Sure but stuff like Project SCp does have genuine improvements, such as having more elevators to prevent elevator spamming, to having a lore reason why you can't go direclty from Light Containment to Entrance Zone, to a less campable Nuke Room

[obtuse patrol]

what is trypophobia

[polar spade]

Phobia of sharp needles

[obtuse patrol]

dang

i want it

[full pond]

The gate b entrance is a death zone, however. One grenade launcher is all it takes 😭

[polar spade]

Grenade launcher!

Let me guess, they have an RPG as well

[dull aspen]

trypanophobia 🤓

[full pond]

Uhh I think there’s a china lake with 1 round capacity

And a 6 round capacity one

[polar spade]

I copied pasted it from the internet wth

[full pond]

so you can shoot 6 explosives in succession

[serene coyote]

I hate needlse

[polar spade]

Mf

[serene coyote]

I love smile sticker

[full pond]

💀

[serene coyote]

It funny

🙂

Ur eyes will be break right now

But smile

Make it funny

[full pond]

I don’t think this is a fear of sharp needles

[polar spade]

[full pond]

[polar spade]

Why are there multiple phobias all starting with Tryp

[full pond]

Fear of sharp needles ❌
Fear of hollow noodles ✅

[full pond]

Tryppingphobia: fear of trypping

lol

jk

[somber raptor]

Cam we talk about the fact that US and EU use different measurements even for fucking eyesight

[full pond]

No I don’t think we should

[somber raptor]

EU uses decimal, so perfect vision would be 10/10 and i have 8/10
US uses whatever that 20 feet thing is, so perfect vision would be 20/20 and i have 20/25 vision

[full pond]

How did it go from 20 to 25

These imperial people

[somber raptor]

Because unlike decimal which is just decimal, the americans do "something 20 feet away from you, you see it like it was X feet away from you"

So perfect vision is 20/20, going down the number on the right increases

[polar spade]

What about 20/10

[full pond]

What if your eyesight is blurry but you see it like it’s from 20 feet

[somber raptor]

So 8/10 is 20/25, 5/10 is 20/40 and 20/10 is 20/10

[full pond]

Wtf

[obtuse patrol]

fr

wtf

[full pond]

Americans after getting 20/0

[obtuse patrol]

lmao

[somber raptor]

Me when ÷0

[somber raptor]

So in my right eye i have 7/10 or 20/30, while in my left eye i have 5/10 or 20/40

But they compensate for each other so overall i have 8/10 or 20/25

[full pond]

I don’t think your math is mathing

[obtuse patrol]

that sounds actually kind of bad

[full pond]

Well not to worry just use some goggles and your eyesight will be fine!!

[somber raptor]

Well... it's not that good but not that bad

[obtuse patrol]

damn

[gentle acorn]

I've been summoned

[obtuse patrol]

no

[full pond]

Did u play pressure

[obtuse patrol]

go back to lobby

[gentle acorn]

I quit after it crashed twice

[full pond]

Oh yea

Event rounds ending be like

[somber raptor]

Shit

Shit shit shit

[obtuse patrol]

what

[full pond]

Bro shit himself

[somber raptor]

It's 8:09 and im still at home

[full pond]

💀

[somber raptor]

School starts at 8:15

[obtuse patrol]

l

L

[gentle acorn]

I've spent 15 hours studying just for the teacher to give me a C

[somber raptor]

Well... rush fucking B

[honest junco]

rate the drip chat

[gentle acorn]

yeah that bitch is getting a bsod script

that's for sure

[full pond]

3/10 no sex

[obtuse patrol]

20/25 or 5/10

[gentle acorn]

0/10

2fort 🤮

[obtuse patrol]

cant even see it

[full pond]

10 years in 2fort made you a fucking friendly, spy!

[obtuse patrol]

what is it guys

[full pond]

The man on the floor there looks pretty scrumptious tho… 8/10 for him

[honest junco]

yes

[full pond]

[heavy ledge]

chaffing update when 🥺

[gaunt talon]

Rate mine

[gusty solstice]

Guys we need to add the chaffing update

[plush bolt]

does anyone know what to do when you're like REALLY bored and like you got like no games to play and like it's too late to go outside like it's 2 am like what do I do

[obtuse patrol]

never

[gentle acorn]

alright which one of you dewaltered the white

[obtuse patrol]

its 8:13am lol

[gentle acorn]

sleep

[plush bolt]

omg me figuring out timezones

[honest junco]

10/10

[plush bolt]

I could but like it's too early

[deep radish]

amazon worker 10/10

[gentle acorn]

just go to sleep man

[obtuse patrol]

then stay awake

[gentle acorn]

2 am is nowhere near too early

[fading osprey]

having a hard time finding out, but can anyone lead me to how to log into a northwood account when my patreon email isnt letting me log in? trying to play new build.

[plush bolt]

But it is :(

Usually I go to bed at like 4 am

[gentle acorn]

no

Just go to sleep right now

you'll feel better

[obtuse patrol]

when do you wake up?

[plush bolt]

9 am

[obtuse patrol]

dang

5 hours is good

[gentle acorn]

It's not

[obtuse patrol]

it is

[gentle acorn]

no

[obtuse patrol]

yes

[plush bolt]

People getting 6 hours and falling asleep in class like bro get over it 6 hours is plenty how are you falling asleep

[gentle acorn]

nuh uh

[gentle acorn]

It's fucking not

[obtuse patrol]

fr

[obtuse patrol]

yuh uh

[plush bolt]

8 hours is what you're supposed to get, 6 hours is 2 less than that

[full pond]

I’d show my fit but I havent reached lvl 10 yet 😦

[gentle acorn]

no

[obtuse patrol]

yea

[plush bolt]

So it's like nothing

[full pond]

How much hours do u get

[plush bolt]

5

[obtuse patrol]

5 is good

[full pond]

Do u feel sleepy

[plush bolt]

No

[full pond]

Good

[gilded timber]

Hello!
The patreon portal (which issues the beta keys) is currently under maintenance, I would keep an eye on #contributor-announcements, a new message will be posted there when it comes back online.
Sorry for the inconvenience!

[plush bolt]

Only time I really feel sleepy is if I only get less than 4 hours

[gentle acorn]

No access 😠

[gilded timber]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[full pond]

When I get less than 2 hours I feel more alive than ever before

[gentle acorn]

ip grabber

[polar spade]

It's going to steal 20$ from you

[plush bolt]

Yea you feel great and then you like don't suddenly

[gentle acorn]

no I'm not gonna waste my money on that shit

[full pond]

The switch up to the death usually happens around 1pm

[plush bolt]

For me I feel ass in the morning, great in the afternoon, and dying at night

[full pond]

I just feel ass

[obtuse patrol]

as someone with severe sleeping issues i can confirm that 5 hours would be good

[gentle acorn]

I just want to sleep but some retards decided I should have to waste my life every day for 11 years straight instead of sleeping

[full pond]

I feel like getting at least 5 is great

[plush bolt]

Yea I don't have sleeping issues but 5 hours is good

[obtuse patrol]

im happy for at least some hours

got like 2 today

which is good

[full pond]

I don’t have sleeping issues just an addiction

[serene coyote]

Just dont sleep

[plush bolt]

There's a point honestly for me when it just doesn't really matter that much

Like if I'm getting 1 hour

Why even go through the effort of falling asleep

[serene coyote]

[gentle acorn]

whoever invented school is a piece of shit

[plush bolt]

Blame the brits

[obtuse patrol]

because sometimes i cant sleep for days

[gentle acorn]

it's always the british

[obtuse patrol]

sp im getting tired

[gentle acorn]

all the damn time

[somber raptor]

i have discovered the limit

[obtuse patrol]

but cant sleep

[somber raptor]

the quickest i can get to school is 7 minutes

[gentle acorn]

why did you hurry so much

[obtuse patrol]

for me it takes 30minutes

[gentle acorn]

could've just entered late and told the teacher to suck balls

[somber raptor]

because i left home at 8:10 and school started at 8:15

[gentle acorn]

fuck teachers anyway

assholes

[somber raptor]

i don't wanna be late (i was late anyways)

[gentle acorn]

why

[plush bolt]

I've only fallen asleep in class once and it's because I got 2 hours and the teacher has a really soft voice

[somber raptor]

I've fallen asleep in class countless times because i don't sleep enough

5 hours of sleep gang

[plush bolt]

that's what I get smh

On the weekend I sleep at 4 am and wake up at 9 am, on school days I sleep at 12 am and wake up at 5

living the life

[gentle acorn]

just sleep normally for once

[plush bolt]

I have a short attention span and sleep is pretty boring

[gentle acorn]

it's not

you also feel good afterwards

[plush bolt]

I feel good normally anyways

I just look at my phone for 2 hours instead of sleeping

[gentle acorn]

I get 4 hours on average

it's not my choice

thanks to the asshole who invented school

and to the absolute dickhead who invented homework

[plush bolt]

Why don't you just go to bed earlier

[gentle acorn]

because I got shit to do

[plush bolt]

Does homework take 1000 hours

[tawny carbon]

sometimes

[gentle acorn]

last hw was a 24 page project

also I arrive back home really late

[plush bolt]

how late

[gentle acorn]

very

[somber raptor]

i just don't do it

[plush bolt]

bro my cat is making my nose stuffy, then when I breathe it's super loud and scares him away

I can't win

[somber raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1111003240276971541/1198498043864035449/gato_agua.gif

[full pond]

[somber raptor]

what do you value more in SL?
Your Life or Your Team?

[full pond]

I value my balls

[rancid dome]

Personally, having life outside the game

[full pond]

But mostly my team

[muted dust]

How is your day going ?

[full pond]

[muted dust]

What ? 😦

[somber raptor]

💀

[somber raptor]

just stole earned 50€ so i'd say good

[muted dust]

Stole haha

[full pond]

Now buy tier 5.

[gilded timber]

Not allowed

[rancid dome]

Honestly I'm considering watching anime on the rest of this trip back home

[somber raptor]

nah i'm using it to buy Insurgency: Sandstorm + CS2 shit

[full pond]

Dang it you almost fell for it

[rancid dome]

The sound of Nokia's gonna give you nightmare

[somber raptor]

maybe i'll buy Tier 4 for the beta even though i don't care that much about it, or maybe i'll just buy Tier 3 for the in-game tag since that's what i mostly care about

[muted dust]

I think it's a good idea to make the trip more enjoyable

[full pond]

Tier 3 on top (I can’t afford tier 1)

[muted dust]

3310

[full pond]

[muted dust]

[rancid dome]

(Yesterday)

[muted dust]

GP ?

[full pond]

Where is this

[rancid dome]

Buriram, Chang International Circuit

[rancid dome]

MotoGP, yeah.

[full pond]

[rancid dome]

I might attend next year's ThaiGP, if I do well on my uni entrance

[full pond]

[somber raptor]

White garand with bipod, holo sight, fucking loudener and tracer rounds

[rancid dome]

Time's running out though as it's the opening circuit for 2025

[muted dust]

I love MotiGP games

Moto*

[rancid dome]

Havent played it yet sadly

I think I might not play it though, gotta feeling playing it on keyboard's gonna be worse than on F1

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-staring-at-wall-gif-5602116364087636455

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah, I got the footage of 93MM slipping out as he was chasing onto Pecco

[muted dust]

You must if you like motogp

[rancid dome]

The highlight replay captured everything so good, even with the child crying 😭

[glass bronze]

why i have betakey holder role if i have the key alr ?

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-bowtie-cute-hi-gif-500744924715907421

[white sequoia]

give me your bea key

[glass bronze]

its alr used. its cant be used twice

[white sequoia]

i will do death threats

in game

[glass bronze]

cap

[white sequoia]

i will find beta key

and send death threats in game

[muted dust]

Beauty cat 😍

[glass bronze]

car

[muted dust]

You need to claim the beta key
And buy Tier4 Supporters

[somber raptor]

🐝

bea

[muted dust]

bumble bee

[somber raptor]

flip it around: you need to buy tier 4 patreon and redeem the beta key

[muted dust]

YesI got confused

[somber raptor]

y'all

[muted dust]

sorry 😦

[somber raptor]

should i buy Tier 3 or should i buy Tier 4?

i don't care that much for the beta

[rancid dome]

Beta yet, save it :3

[gentle acorn]

Neither

[rancid dome]

I meant to say better*

[somber raptor]

@feral egretaPerson please add Tier 6 patreon so i can spend more money

[muted dust]

Tier 3 will get access to the beta later, but it's cheaper
But I strongly encourage you to support Northwood because it's worth it ❤

[somber raptor]

how the fuck did discord go from Moszka to Mosh 💀

[somber raptor]

true i can buy cs2 skins

[rancid dome]

Even worse D:

[muted dust]

Don't ping

[rancid dome]

I would push people to buy T4's rn if we get paid 😔

[somber raptor]

mfing teacher put me absent because i was 2 minutes late 😭

[rancid dome]

And the TS team as well, not just us

[muted dust]

Hubercik from my country and I'm proud of him

❤❤❤

[somber raptor]

poland?

[muted dust]

yep

[rancid dome]

Thought so

[muted dust]

That he created something as beautiful as scp sl

[rancid dome]

Recognized the about me looking somewhat Polish

[muted dust]

Yes

Are you from poland ?

My dream is to visit usa and asia

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980104563304587284/1051622221392650314/cat.gif

[rancid dome]

Do not come to Thailand

[muted dust]

I'm also from Podkarpacie, but I live in Lower Silesia at the moment

[muted dust]

Why ? 😦

[rancid dome]

It's so hot

Unless you're staying in just Bangkok, go ahead

Tons of cool places to go there

[muted dust]

Uh
How many degrees do you have now? I have 3 in Poland

[rancid dome]

Especially mid April (peak summer)

[muted dust]

This moment

[rancid dome]

Where I am, it reaches (feels like) 44°C pretty much every day

Unless there's rain

[muted dust]

I like warmth a lot, but it's a bit too much for me, I guess

[rancid dome]

Also winter only goes to like 22° at its lowest point

Might be different in the northern region tho, I've heard it was kind of "snowing" some other time

[muted dust]

Winter poland -20/30

[fallow forge]

Do you live in hell?

[rancid dome]

Close to it.

[muted dust]

Thai

[fallow forge]

Ah

Tartarus

[rancid dome]

I sweat like crazy at home even with a fan pointing at me during peak summer

Very cool stuff (not at all)

[rough wing]

@muted dust come to turkey

Its Asia but europe

[fallow forge]

It has durum

[rancid dome]

Could say the same with Azerbaijan

[rough wing]

And döner

[rough wing]

Nah Azerbaijan is Asia

[rancid dome]

Isnt there a part that splits the country into two

[muted dust]

Asia is beauty

[rough wing]

That's turkey

[rancid dome]

I mean like into two continents, not 2 countries 💀

[rough wing]

Oh

I guess

But Azerbaijan displays more Asian traits than turkey

[rancid dome]

I will verify info, brb

[muted dust]

I've been to turkey 2 times
Antalya

holidays

[rough wing]

I'm in antalya right now!!!

Wish we could meet

So I could show you places

[rancid dome]

Ah, ok. So it turns out that it is indeed transcontinental

[fallow forge]

Yeah turkey is like a bridge

[rough wing]

Our culture is closer to European than Asian

However: grograp

Geography

[rough wing]

Still isn't European though

Turkish culture is Turkish

Doesn't belong to a continent

[rancid dome]

iirc, Az is more blocked of by a mountain

[muted dust]

Cheap clothes in bazar 😎

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/deploying-the-steamhappy-deploying-steamhappy-discord-steamhappy-gif-5237813002431574869

are you guys feeling ?

[fallow forge]

[rancid dome]

No, bored

[fallow forge]

aw

[rough wing]

I'm sick and I have a headache

I had stomach cramps and nausea all day yesterday

What a fine week

[rancid dome]

If you asked me yesterday, would happily reply with yes :)

[fallow forge]

Erm

It's two different weeks

[rough wing]

:(

It hurt 💔

[rancid dome]

Lol

[muted dust]

What time is it now?

[fallow forge]

9:36

AM

[muted dust]

Noemi

[rancid dome]

3:36pm

[rough wing]

11:36 AM

Haha we're in the past

I get to waste 4 more hours

[rancid dome]

[rough wing]

I unfortunately have the early waking up idea of a grandpa

So I wake up really early

[rancid dome]

Something interesting will happen in 2h41, trust

[rough wing]

So I can waste more hours

[fallow forge]

What do turkish people even do

[fallow kite]

Egg.

[fallow forge]

harass greeks?

[rough wing]

Exist

[somber raptor]

Me and my friend playing a dusty trip:

• me: goes up to shed
• finds zombie
• runs back towards my friend, who just got out of the van
• "get the gun, get the fucking gun and load it"

[muted dust]

I am 9.36am

[rancid dome]

You are the time :0

/j

[fallow forge]

Actually 9:40 now

[rough wing]

Nature is beautiful...

[fallow forge]

How the fuck does Poland and Spain share the same time

[rancid dome]

No p2w mentioned 😔

[fallow forge]

Oh it's just at the edge

[rancid dome]

EU timezone truly is something else

[rough wing]

Moscow and turkey share the same timeline

[rancid dome]

What does france even use? +1?

No, +2 I'd imagine

[fallow forge]

What the actual fuck

Switzerland said "nah I'd win"

[rancid dome]

Proposal

Im happy it's not like that

Altho the one we have now is also pretty wack if I gotta be honest

[fallow forge]

Worst of all I think I live in the black line between green and red

[rancid dome]

Imagine being in two timezones in the same house

[somber raptor]

that is quite bad tbh

[somber raptor]

they're pretty decent: when the distance between the meridian and the country lines is not that much, it's better to follow the country lines since it's less inconvenient

[glacial nymph]

Who wants a Hard sliver ball

[somber raptor]

the one that is blatantly fucking stupid one is spain

because dictator decided to do a prank and make spain's timezone CET

[fallow forge]

It's called hardballer because they go HARD

[rancid dome]

No, I prefer lead

[somber raptor]

nah i've got the goldballer

[somber raptor]

actually i've got all the ballers

[glacial nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1298015672466542652/lv_0_20240829101808.gif

[polar spade]

Nah, ICA 19 Goldballer

[muted dust]

A stupid change from summer to winter time

[somber raptor]

fr

goldballer for the win

i've got all the ballers

[orchid kraken]

This mf thinks he's part of the Cool People Group™️

[muted dust]

[somber raptor]

Classicballer, Silverballer, Goldballer, Iceballer, Silverballer Mk II, Chrome, F/A Stealth

even the Shortballer

or whatever it was called

yeah it's called the shortballer

[pastel kettle]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[meager slate]

Not so smol

[polar spade]

Exactly

Great snacks

[orchid kraken]

Close enough! Now give me 14.0 key

[rancid dome]

"Once in a lifetime" snack

[muted dust]

Has anyone played in backrooms?

[rough wing]

DO NOT

[rancid dome]

Yeah, I say "once in a lifetime" for a reason

[rough wing]

Seabunny takes over your system like Cordyceps mushroom

If you eat it

[grim breach]

Still 207 + speed cola + anti cola + chaos stare + 9 tailed fox rage + mtf smile + 096 laugh + those who are secure and contained💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[rough wing]

Turning you into billions of smaller sea bunni

[indigo briar]

help

[meager slate]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[meager slate]

this !!!

[somber raptor]

what the fuck

[somber raptor]

what the fuck did i find

average non-official SCP wiki

[polar spade]

Sounds like something that would happen

Oh wait, i think i've heard of this SCP before

SCP-5254

[somber raptor]

i'm fucking done

i'm gonna tie my shoes with a fucking constrictor knot

fucker's not untying itself anytime soon

[tired nacelle]

actual fire writing

[polar spade]

I don't remember why it was E11 that was deployed

Was it because they were a popular MTF the writer wanted to use

[somber raptor]

i asked chatgpt to make a motto for E11 what do you think

[lofty frigate]

Its a little bit like the Chaos Insurgency motto

[somber raptor]

no it's not 💀

the CI motto is "Creating logic out of illogic"

[lofty frigate]

Na

It gave more

I mean the motto „We die in the dark so Humanity can live in the Light“

[polar spade]

That's the Foundation's motto

[somber raptor]

that's the Foundation's motto

[somber raptor]

10% zoom

20% zoom

at 20% zoom he becomes dumb

[visual acorn]

Fatty

[hallow belfry]

ITS OUT

CHROMAKOPIA

[somber raptor]

:)

[gilded timber]

Wait fr?

[hallow belfry]

GONNA DO MY TYPING TEST ON THE ADRENALINE OF CHROMAKOPIA

ITS ON SPOTIFY RN

[gilded timber]

No way

[hallow belfry]

I CANT LISTEN YET

IM GONNA DO A LISTEN PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS

[visual acorn]

In control, we bring chaos

[visual acorn]

I have like 95% reaction speed or something

[somber raptor]

and i have 90% typing ig

[visual acorn]

Just saw

[hallow belfry]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

10 MINUTES NO CHROMAKOPIA

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[somber raptor]

damn

bro is f a s t

[hallow belfry]

ITS THAT TYLER THE CREATOR ENERGY

[gilded timber]

30 seconds in this is already peak

[hallow belfry]

please lucid

take my energy, listen to chromakopia

https://tenor.com/view/allmight-bnha-mha-meme-fist-up-gif-13588517052470008833

[gilded timber]

Took me 10 years to find it

[somber raptor]

noice

[vague cove]

Real

[glad adder]

Chromakopia is fire af

[vague cove]

There’s no skips but some songs I cannot put on aux 💀💀💀

[glad adder]

Tyler gonna wake me up bc it's 6am

[coral quiver]

why did my beta key holder role egt removed 😭

[muted dust]

Good 😄

[gilded timber]

Looks like everyone did, I'd imagine it was related to the patreon portal updates as some people had it applied again automatically

!addrole 1296218696557138050 @coral quiver

[snow umbra]

I successfully added Beta Key Holder to lunarium2

[gilded timber]

Solved

[coral quiver]

ty

[gilded timber]

No problem

[muted dust]

:3

[orchid kraken]

its a must watch

[glass bronze]

[hallow belfry]

IM ASCENDING

IM LISTENING TO ST CHROMA

[orchid kraken]

ASCENDING?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ire8WoNCU14

[hallow belfry]

lowkey heat song too

[gilded timber]

I'm up to "Thought I was Dead" now

[hallow belfry]

i love black mesa ost

i havent heard thought i was dead yet at all

not even the teaser of it

[orchid kraken]

black mesa is probably BIGGEST and BEST remake of game industry

not even silent hill or any other resident evil remakes are close to its perfection like black mesa

[hallow belfry]

interloper onwards was rough imo

its still a revolutionary achievement lowkey though

[orchid kraken]

11 years of development, not to mention

[hallow belfry]

not even valve could do it themselves (if you even begin to consider half life source)

[orchid kraken]

ON A FUCKING SOURCE

SOURCE

[polar spade]

Was Black Mesa made on Source?

[orchid kraken]

yes

Source engine, that one abandoned and dead ass engine

imo source and source filmmakers have great potentials its just that valve never showed them correctly

except for the csgo trailer

that was a good one

like u cant tell me this looks dog shit

[hallow belfry]

visuals were insane on it

it was moreso the gameplay for xen that felt a little worse than anticipated

still take it over original xen 100x over

[orchid kraken]

the ost, gameplay and visual is holy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtTmiYA5D4k i always have this on when chaos spawns when im mtf

hecu and chaos look alike so...

[honest junco]

Not even low ELO I’d safe from me

(I could’ve mated him like 10 times)

[rancid dome]

Sounds like a normal not real chess.com activity

[gaunt talon]

Never played black mesa

[hallow belfry]

LUCID

[honest junco]

Yes

[hallow belfry]

THESE TRACK TRANSITIONS

BRO

THEY ARE MERGING

[honest junco]

I am almost 700 (again) in 10 minute rapid :3

And I’m 1400 in puzzles

[gilded timber]

I KNOW

It's crazy

[rancid dome]

What?

I dont know whats going on but I wanna feel whatever ascension into another realm you two are talking about

[muted dust]

Wow

[hallow belfry]

CHROMAKOPIA

[rancid dome]

Ohhhh

[hallow belfry]

TYLER THE CREATOR DROPPED A NEW ALBUM

THIS SHIT SO FIRE

[gilded timber]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0U28P0QVB1QRxpqp5IHOlH?si=b8nDq7llTKSAImwGQCZqzA

[glad adder]

Just listened to the whole chromakopia album

ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FIRE

[gilded timber]

I'm on 2nd listen

[glad adder]

W

[gilded timber]

I'm not at all disappointed

[rancid dome]

Will check out when I'm home

[light lily]

this so peak

[rancid dome]

Phone earbuds outta charge completely and I dont wanna disturb my parents lol

[honest junco]

What

[muted dust]

Nothing

Mistake

[serene coyote]

where is my role

[muted dust]

IDK

[gilded timber]

Beta key role?

[serene coyote]

yeah

[bleak sierra]

Why does SCP SL automatically set your resolution to the highest my computer can't handle (as in it can't show that amount) the amount it put it on hense why I was lagging so much.

[gilded timber]

!addrole 1296218696557138050 731179543884464268

[muted dust]

I don't see that you have purchased it on patreon

[snow umbra]

I successfully added Beta Key Holder to Dr. Spookspit

[serene coyote]

thx

[serene coyote]

cuz i win this key

[muted dust]

Sorry bud

[gilded timber]

No problem, the portal got an update that removed it from all the non patreons
Sorry for the inconvenience!

[tropic sandal]

anyone having a issue with the beta not showing up in the launch properties

[polar spade]

I also lost the role

[gilded timber]

!addrole 1296218696557138050 639378675195838464

[snow umbra]

I successfully added Beta Key Holder to Spookman

[gilded timber]

Sorted

[gaunt talon]

Why is there a role for beta key holders

[hallow belfry]

BALLOON

https://tenor.com/view/cosmic-angel-ascended-ascension-gif-21289430

[polar spade]

Thank you

[gilded timber]

For anyone who won a key or for people who cancel their subscription for next month and will lose access via patron

[polar spade]

Cause some people cancel their patreon or got their keys from some other way

[gaunt talon]

Went from piss cup to vomit cup

[gilded timber]

Might be my favourite one on the album

[hallow belfry]

yo this last track

hold up

[wicked abyss]

@frigid venture who banned you?

[hallow belfry]

bro does tyler have a kid

[gilded timber]

That’s honestly what I’m wondering

This would be a crazy way to reveal that

[hallow belfry]

yo this second part hitting

[gilded timber]

From lockdown?
He left voluntarily and will be back later today apparently

[hallow belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-oppenheimer-meme-oppenheimer-stare-opps-gif-15308305416107220221

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3LMpgKdL5g&list=PLS4HDb9vFFBUzRJ-Rext5JrNrCCNjMQWC&index=15

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-energy-galaxy-gif-17739196

[gaunt talon]

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

NW should give some money to Joel so he can make music for them

[orchid kraken]

@rep @gaunt talon

wait

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

[meager slate]

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/shoutout-to-whatever-the-fuck-this-is-funny-animal-what-the-fuck-is-this-ironic-meme-ironic-gif-caption-gif-22297422

[polar spade]

Looks delicious

[glacial nymph]

Eat it

[gaunt talon]

Is Scpsl soundtrack ever coming to Spotify

[silver gorge]

Is that those big caterpillars that are fluffy and you pick it up in elementary school

[meager slate]

I will stab you

[muted dust]

what is this?

[gaunt talon]

Sea bunny

[meager slate]

Its a seabunny

Best thing to ever exist

[gaunt talon]

Best thing to ever eat

[muted dust]

What a cutie ❤️

[silver gorge]

I would rather eat a octopus than a sea bunny

[hallow belfry]

can we get a chromakopia emoji

[somber raptor]

We crossed 119K members

[meager slate]

No

[silver gorge]

Next stop 120k

[glacial nymph]

Mind-blowing

[regal carbon]

oh damn ue good

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC7TSdOtF8Q&list=PLS4HDb9vFFBUzRJ-Rext5JrNrCCNjMQWC&index=20 forgot how banger this was when we were fighting helicopter in black mesa

its still confuses me how entire trained military group couldnt kill an untrained random ass scientist

[polar spade]

HEV Suit

[orchid kraken]

realistically the HEV suit wouldnt be THIS good to stand bullets

it was designed against natural stuffs

like radiation

[polar spade]

Plus canonically I like to think Gordon doesn't straight up fight HECU. He's a physicist, not a soldier

[orchid kraken]

they used helicopter against freeman which was apache
apache uses M230 Bushmaster Chain Gun according to google
m230 is 30mm

[polar spade]

Try running straight into HECU soldiers on the Hard difficulty

[patent bear]

fighting the HECU is mostly optional outside of the surface segments

[orchid kraken]

imo hard difficulty is realistic

[polar spade]

Exactly

[orchid kraken]

in horror games and shooter games hard is realistic

[polar spade]

In those difficulty, you gotta be smarter

[orchid kraken]

in games wherre u play like kratos
easy is accurate

[polar spade]

You start using alien tech and the trip mines and stuff like that

[orchid kraken]

i completed black mesa in hardest, u still take like 5-9 dmg from each bullet

and xen creatures dont to rlly much dmg

[orchid kraken]

i only used guns

no alien stuff or explosives

[polar spade]

Yea i haven't played Black Mesa, too poor
I only played HL1