#general-chat
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Stop.
That would be wise.
Where?
When is the halloween update?
<t:1729796400:f>
in 12 hours and 17 minutes
Another 2 AM update 
Your saying I gotta choose between Bo6 and SL
What time does the funny event start
I CAN HEAR GANGSTA'S PARADISE AGAIN π
^
all updates gonna be at 2AM for you 
cant relate its at 6am for me
that's because they're all gonna be at 9PM for us
Normally are for that side of the world
Yeah, everything is done at 2 am
Pray
Even all the staffs testings were at 2 in the morning π
all updates release at 9PM CET/CEST
IM STUICK N RED ROOM HELP
I'd totally stay up for staff testing
nvm foudn it
good idea
I SAVED WHEN HE STARTED CHASING ME
SO WHEN I DIE HE CHASES ME AGAIN
and i ate 408
I ESCPAED
GET FUCKING SHIT ON 106
I think brother is getting molested
i was
sorry, I am
HES FUCKING HACKING
I HAVE 049 AND 106 ON EITHER SIDE OF ME
im fucking tweaking
F3 
Whatβs that do
halloween releasing at 9 PM by poland time?
This shit is at 3PM for me 
Wait is it today?
if today is the 24th for you then yes
Then it is today, forgot which date it was
It's in 12 hours
A lot
It can pink candy
pretty much everything, but it randomly picks like 2 things
halloween here yet?

12 hours
I love gambling with black candy!
In 12 hours
i'm gonna edit the 1853 ATG while i wait

guys he's shooting in 3-shot bursts on SZ
he's missing his shots
that's what he meant
Gm
bro found the secret burst attachment 
Hi
i dread this application
okay nevermind i'm done giving second chances
kill it with fire
You need to wait 1 hour, 56 minutes, 50 seconds until you can give reputation again!
ok loser
can it pick pink

ok
!rep @amber ether
never say that again
You have just given @amber ether a reputation point!
please
i hope the piΓ±ata scp comes back, it was properly terrifying and silly
this isn't #scp-discussion.. silly me
Lol
It does
I remember that one time when i tried to pink candy the pinata scp because i was new back then
My first halloween
ok
Wasn't worth it in the end
SCP-999 in SCP:SL when
Already was kinda
what
it's 9PM CEST
idk if poland uses CEST
oh yeah 999 evil
alr ty
wasnt that an event thing,like april fools
No clue but i remember that it 1 shot
1 hit and ur dead
Bro.
isnt that an actual SCP
i think it'd be funnier if it just gave you depression
zobies
what is that hud
Please Dino, mute him
how did i miss that message
nathan have you ever played anything except that server
search SCP-999
for the past 5000 hours? no
tf
only play on two nzombies servers 
just for reference when i first joined northwood i played on that server with him once and it was quite alright
that was 8 months ago
feel free to rejoin 
im almost done creating another config/map for the server
maybe once 14.0 is out and i get sent on my mandatory break
SCP-1004 in SCP:SL when (its a joke pls dont ban me)
minor upscale π
!stab @honest junco
markiplier_.#0 has been muted in this server.
what dose stab even do?
Isn't that the T-shirt Scp?
yes
why did you edit the wiki article and say hi google for the test one? @quick knot
it mutes you π¦
Londons someone
I remember that one teddy bear Scp that was Classified as "Safe" then changed to Keter
You don't look muted
it mutes you for like a second
...
I thought you didnt use that one anymore
the sexism is insane
why you editing it
did you even look it up :3
No way
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
still dont say that π
also why did I get a email when you changed it
Congratulations lol
- Stop pinging me.
- I know what it is.
- You sound a bit lonely for suggesting that.

that was in 2018 ish
yes and sorry
You can't fix that π
because i havent π
you need to insult the nathan
whos nathan
he likes it better
who is THE nathan
but i havent????
π
???
tf
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8980 how is this the most liked document π
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
its just about a lady
What is your end goal here?
oh
dude I have literally never seen a video about it
what the fuck dude
!warn @whole igloo Inappropriate topics
Done. Enough chaos.
A warning for @whole igloo has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
thanks
Enough of that.
did he get muted or smth
no
sadly
Womp womp
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Ah, gotcha
so alting
π
how can a person talk if the jail thing is next to their name
so you said you were gonna alt if you get banned
isn't that like a mute
he just got muted
yeah but he just typed a message
Sorry, was slow on muting him
whyh
I'm still new to this
cfsdnjkbn
oh I don't even know what happened i just noticed
Yes
and the topic he brought up
ugh
!tempban 703050437456166994 making inappropriate remarks/topics and openly admitting to alting to avoid punishments
There you go
Ban will follow
Done. Enough chaos for now.
didnt he say he was joking
I don't think they care if they just did that
Shouldnt really be making that statement
ya it is like saying you are 10 or something
We can ban, I'm just worried about doing that
same thing
there was a time
when you guys couldnt
no longer babies
congrats
I'm new to the office so I didn't know that
What time is the update coming out?
which one
Nice
I think we can start tempbanning people when the scams thing were very common
What kind of topic did he bring up? I wonder
12 hours
oh
You dont wanna know
interesting

Ok 
These vids were peak
π₯
Cat
?
what are the internet archives
wayback machine
ok
public access games
soundtracks
hell arena and daggerfall is on there
pretty sure morrowind and skyrim is as well
its an archive...
the ost
of the internet....
whoever hacks the archive are the real monsters
ya
also it is not like it is run by the government
it is a 501 non profit
even if they have a relationship with the library of congress
Why would you even
Grey
exactly how it works
One big chicken please
Did the Halloween update release yet?
No
Ok
gulp
!hubertping
Blue
939π₯΅π₯΅
nah
hi

guten tag
hallo
isnt it guten targ?
idk, i dont speak german xD
wheres ze update
no its tag
oh
they lied
when halloween update

guten morgen-good morning
guten tag-good day
guten abend-good evening
really?

Yeah
nah
wrong, it is today
nah, its gonna be next century
average SCP:SL update delay
no gif perms nooooooo
SCPSL Multiverse Update
sad
it could have been so awesome
understood
hi
Hello.
how many times you gonna say "hi" ?
π§½βπ¦
HELLLOOOOO
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LVL 10!!!
Geometry
i've done worse
this subject is so ass
so anyways
Ok do it for me then
Real
no
this is me
@deft fjord
waddup guys IM A PIG
erm ackshually bullpup means the breech is behind the grip π€
when update halloween is yes no
funny. the italian and english versions of wikipedia have 2 different definitions of bullpup
English wikipedia: "A bullpup firearm is one with its firing grip located in front of the breech of the weapon, instead of behind it."
Italian wikipedia (translated): "a Bullpup is a rifle with the breech, breechblock and magazine located in the stock, behind the trigger"
lmfao bruh
one should be definitely wrong
i mean... usually the firing grip and the trigger are located in the same place you know but like with the example of pistols, the breech is behind the trigger but not the firing grip (this is because the breech is above the firing grip)
The breech is the part of the gun where the chmaber bullet actually sits right
HI
π₯±
what
Before it fires, yes.
Or to make it easier to understand, the chambered round sits in the breech, ready to be fired.
^@polar spade Hope that helps
hi noemi
hi :3
Rate my ongoing artwork
monk
Buddha monk
buddhist
Yes
Looks good so far
Yes I'm trying to make antropormorphic buddist monk
Although, I think the two hands could be positioned just slightly better, that is good enough
Alright bet
It could be because of difference in each countries culture tho
Basically a furry who converted into buddism
what
But for where I'm from, the right hand will be directly over the left, covering it entirely
I'm basing this in cambodia culture
Ah, understandable
Yuppers
No one steals this idea
For me, I just take it as a trigger before the magazine/magwell
Much easier to differentiate
Waiting
Why is hubert a commie fettish person?
Twas a joke
@quick knot rate it
where update?
Look behind you
@radiant geyser rate my work
WHEN IS UPDATE?
tomorrow
That's no-
what
but it is saying 24.10.2024?
tomorrow
<t:1729796400:f>
Ah, you applied?
Yes
Sold your soul to Hubert
Arabic Translator
It would be saying
and not saying the date not much of a difference
Cambodia
!halloween
I'd say give it a few more days
A message was sent in #game-announcements message.
If you don't get a reply still, you can text an HR member
Why don't you change the CASSIE command
Oki doki 
Angkor wat
the duality of my youtube recommendations
Where are the men
i cant believe im saying this but
come get a taste of my spicy meat stick you undead fucks!
yes that is a total "thats what she said"
lol
Where hallowen update xd ?

In 9 hours specifically or something like that
chat rate mai SL game
Jan kalous pro skater
hi
howdy
Hi
hi
How are you doing ? x
existing , sitting in class

Where halloween update
in 9 hours
And how long it will last?
!cc edit halloween Halloween will release on <t:1729796400:f>
Custom command successfully edited.
level 10
Not level 10

!halloween
Halloween will release on <t:1729796400:f>
guess so
Yes, thereβs also a trailer for it
I hope this will not break anything
ohhh yea , i wonder if they changed anything from last halloween or if it's just a rerun , we'll see
should work
(i hope they fixed skelly at least)
Thereβs a public devlog
wait really?
Not a lot has changed
Yes
Finally sth interesting

The effect can be archived with black candy
Party poopers
Not all, just the brown one is not obtainable anymore
Oh so just make a plugin
And the blue one cannot enable friendly fire anymore
Easy enough
And less spawning chances for 3114
This is the changelog btw
Michael, how did you get that role
they buffed green candy π₯Ή
crow you little shit what are you doing here
Anyways, nice one
aye , buffing green candy can be funny
Will it stay after Halloween?
probly not
NOOOOO
it's just halloween thing
I wanted to beat up fellow teamclass

literally 1984
I can see sb trying to type
hi
oh
It only took you two deleted messages
yes
M-Maybe John Northwood will be merciful this time of the year π₯Ή π
no
fuck
whos sb
you
what
i saw your messages dissapear
The only thing that will come in the game, eventually, will be 3114
scp 1984 when
balanced i hope
But only because it was loved by the community
But we are talking long in the future
like , imagine running away and then suddenly , dies thro the door tech
Yes, thatβs what they want to do
Spin-off of 035 i guess
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1984 pls add this to SCP:SL
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
without the ab to shoot
btw nice profile pic
I hope they add flamingo in 2024 Christmas event
yes
Thx
urw
we'll see , i kinda didn't liked the flamingos , but that's just my opinion
I played this game from like 2020, and never participated in any event
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3114 SCP:SL reference!?!??!
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
why?
You know Hollidays, I didnβt have a lot of time during those
Welp , i hope you'll be able to experiance more in the future then!
And because I was taking a break from this game in general
fair enough
Isn't 3144 officially getting added this update though?
i think , we'll see
Idk, I hope
I don't think so
and i love it
I don't
Shame
What π¦ ?
Yea they have not added textures on primitives (yet)
btw , is anybody here also kinda afraid of balance of new heavy , like it's cool and shit , but they kinda remove most of the doors and add little gates on them ( if im correct )
tf2 refernece?
I guess only the beta will tell
ChatGPT passed the vibe check
yea , i wonder how layouts changed
it's time to learn the tricks again
new hiding spots , new places to camp , are they changing the nuke / 049?
i mean they kinda have to
please add friend dc i have a question π¦
stupid ahh question
Hello, Terran :3

Rrr
:(
No P
Only 6 days till the end of contest , i wonder whose gonna win
Yeah, otherwise they would look out of place
like there's so much good shit there , it's kinda hard to imagine which ones gonna be best
Did you participated, like you have the artist role
π
π
What's gonna be on beta again , aside from heavy/new models , are they adding the eye catching googles too?
and gun light rework?
scramble gear when
northwood please add scramble gogle to the game π i been cry all day since i look at 096 π’ i always die no matter what i do π pls fix game or i delete
meanwhile last 096 player seeing whole mtf team with scramble : NONONONO WAIT WAIT WAIT
^
Retards just look down
Aye , cheers m8
Yeah if they are intelligent enough to shoot it
just look down π
and gangbang him
Cant when 173 is in the same fucking room
it's not that hard ( if there aren't any SCPs around )
Charge micro
Wait 3-4 Secs
Look at his face
Unload
finally tutorial that even the stupidiest of stupid would understand
Btw, 079 with 096 in the same scp team is not op. 096 breaks doors which 079 needs
A dumbass would go in this order:
Look at his face
Wait 3-4 secs
Charge micro
Unload
So basically 096 makes 079 useless by this
Gates:
did that once , still killed him , bloody luck and bit of skill
106:
Yeah but 079 isnt rendered that useless
Not like 096 will keep breaking doors
Just talk to them
Jeez, another 096 fan to squash
depends on the player sometimes both of them can sync perfectally and the round is lose from the start and the other time...
MUST
BREAK
DOOR
Iβm everything but a 096 fan
Fr?
I actually hate both 096 and 079 actually
Itβs fun to play as but not against
079's cool , kinda , 096's just horrible to go against cuz of random face jumpscares
079 when it sees you with the ability to close doors can slowly lead to your death
096 is the most balanced one (Kinda), but you must look down all the round
Is fun to play as but not against
And also that
i prefer long death with possiblility of surviving rather than death , i mean , we have elevators,gates,cola,106 chamber to counter him
that's sth
If you can get to them in the first place
@honest junco As you can see, the game is working out just fine, totally normal character pose and a totally not illegal loadout (Secondary can only be sidearms)
A good pc, is your death 100% of the times
This is an experimental Raid mode tho, not the main one, so it is kinda expected to happen
!wran @rancid dome Anime Girl PFP
@random schooner has wranned noemi_ Reason: Anime Girl PFP
i mean , if you know layouts , you can kinda expect where such room spawns
not every pc is a god gamer thankfully
Fair
but the same goes to 096 , good 096 will stick with his teammates all the time
"There, we're raiding that"
and will not rush at mtf like bloody moron
And just casually phases hands thru the face
Just the gun casually taking up 30% of your screen, I think the movement is pretty good tho
ain't gonna lie , i love playing 939 stealthly all the time , it's just really satisfying whenever sb don't know you're there and after a while you jumpscare them
Pietro wilson you have to get there thru china
RUN AND JUMP MOTHERFUCKER
GRENADE SOUND SPAMM
RAFFJFJJFJ
there are some funny spots you can pounce from
(gate b where you can sit ontop of the workshop thingy and pounce around the corner into the elevator)
yea , cant wait to search for such spots on new heavy
for reals
what is this game?
oh ok
anyone know when it gets spooky? 
I know 939 is stealth but its so boring and impossible late game
SHUT UP
ITS 26TH
ENOUGH
I HATE SPOOKY
THEY WILL FIND YOU

!halloween
Halloween will release on <t:1729796400:f>
HWTA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEY SPED UP THE DATE
NO BUDDY
I MEANT TIME
LIKE SPECIFIC TIME
/time set 0
NO

Tfw your a 106 and all the other SCPs on surface are dead after a nuke
(Youβre not winning)
Note to self: This is a CQC map lmao
any scp can clutch if youβre good enough or if the remaining humans are dumbasses
THOSE WHO KNOWS
this is probably the worst form of brainrot
lmao
Fuck knows what they find in the balkans
Feed them prime so they get lead enough they forger how to use phone
:einstein:
- winter arc
Enough brainrot
Our brainrot is better
northwood please add scramble gogle to the game π i been cry all day since i look at 096 π’ i always die no matter what i do π pls fix game or i delete
mango
Hi
@delicate robin Hello! How can I access all the privileges of Patreon level 4?
!patreon
just a random user to ping
im guessing he tried to ping lazar
I have been summoned
π
You are the new tech support for the team, enjoy your first day
Thanks yes glad to be here finally got this job
photoshopped , hubert would never said that ππ
he has lol
he's too bald for that π
Am i getting paid or am i free labour
You shall get it
Free labor, now get back to your work station in Hubert's basement
Yes master
John Northwood? π€―
Okey but how can I get patreon support roles in the game?
What do I need to do for this?
Work in the basement with me its quite dark down here

My masters dont let me say too much
Hi, mind following the #patreon-badge-info
First time ive ever said something in this server after 4 years of being here
And i get upgraded to a basement worker
slibidi
Dont have to wait long
Day 2 waiting for the beta you want said
Day 32767 waiting for 15.0
@rigid locust
no way it's real John N Wood
Evil hubert will fall
Down with Big Hubert

bro has surpassed 90% of the people
I still think Apolloyn is a cooler rank name than anything above it. Seriously though Readacted is lame as hell
where Halloween update?
or 95%?
!halloween
!Halloween
Halloween will release on <t:1729796400:f>
mango

Sounds about right
1984 automod
UTC+8 enjoyer
Cassie moment
SMH you can't even say Class-D with an S at the end
your message got through so it's not automod
can't even spam mango phonk
Yeah the bot says it based off your time zone
I am alive again
truly a george orwell of our time
Welcome back
hello new character
tysm
I'm not new...
new
welcome new member
evil basement goblin assigning 10 lessons to one coding aspect
!v14
!14.0
!sexupdate
dear...
honest wish i was as cool as this guy
π€―
π
Xd
π 1984
Daily Spongdal
Hashtag ban is crazy
it wasn't even a hashtag it was a hash emoji π
All sorts of hashtags are banned
I tried every unicode
why tho π
the emoji can't even be used to make big text
mods ban these guys for filter bypass!!!

Stop it hurt π
Thats So weird fr
No hashtags
Why lol
It makes words big
And scam links sometimes use them
Ok fair but tell me how does making a Word big make me a criminal
big words are scary
It's just linked to the scam stuff mostly
Scared they Will kill me
|| 14.0 is tomorrow ||
Sorry for the Inconvenience
These are not banned
hurt π
Not really inconvenience its Just goofy lol
Weird ahh rule
Why not Just block links
If the hashtags change anything in the matter of using / sending links why not Just block links other than like gifs
Then no one would be able to send gifs
There are bots which block any link except for a gif for example lol
Meh sure i guess
I don't know man I'm just a trial
Ye





