#general-chat
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ban he
Yeah I won't cause what would you be without your script
dont forget you're still an osm
like be so fr
The best team
sup
hi
i just bought a monthly patreon subscription
gonna figure out how to get it in discord

i would give him a hug if he asked :)
he broke out of the matrix
Biggest opp but biggest supporter
how does he do it?
real
what
Your soul now belongs to me!

u don't get paid don't lie
its halloween dumby, ofc he's going to have my soul and not my wallet during this spooky season
that'd be blasphamy if it wasn't like so
anyways
Mhm, mhm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY FUCKING SOULLLLLLLLL
:LJGLKFSJLKGJSDHJHFSDHJFDSLKB
anyways
what
what
literally 1984
10/10 acting 
SCP:SL owners should hire me fr
Or just... apply
no
A whole lot easier than letting them recruit a random person
boooring
I would much rather prefer a wheel of everyone in this server and whoever it lands on we ban.
We do this once a day

No one will be safe
rip hubert
All funs and games until you got rolled first

how was ur vacation
Very good
hell yeah

is this a traveling selfie
hugs left :(
This is so sadge chat :(

I can send you some more photos in the DMs if you want :3
this is true
yes i love travel picture it fun to see the world
hullaween
Gm
hi
live laugh love screaming into my microphone to my teammates

Voracity MYTH & ROID?
what
fish
same
Look at those arms!, perfect for large group hugs!
ok
ok
ok
!rep @honest junco
You have just given @honest junco a reputation point!
ok
whats that
!rep @hidden merlin
You have just given @hidden merlin a reputation point!
ok
god bless
whats a reputation point
It's a good boy point
what does it do
nothing, though i hope i can do something in the future with it
I am very very crazy
What's getting you so upset?
!rep @honest junco
You have just given @honest junco a reputation point!
Becasue I played SCP:SL

Lmaooooo
SCP:SL and SCP:5K crossover when
Me when I play WarThunder
Gonna get the ADATS then call ot done for the US tree
lucky
Even tho theres still like 3 planes left for me to research
im near-ish to the end of the USSR ground tree
Soviet tree player
:(
what
no i meant
im no where near the whole ground tree
im close to the T-80BMVU or smth
the one next to the T-90M
But still, you get some super good stuff
yes

I hate france and their vehicles
tommorow until halloween
I hate france itself
its the 23rd tho
its in the 24th
Time zones are a thing
but halowen is on the 31st
wait can i advertise now?
advertise Soviet propaganda
One more day
how do i check what level i am
#bot-commands !level
is it cuz my server is available in the halloween update?
thx
Isn't it rank?
yes
Sorry, !rank
Why can't all these servers just use the same command
imagine not being level 8
no

We're making a new bot with a different leveling command just to fuck with you
i think i broke my microphone from screaming into it in SCP:SL
Sounds bout right
especially when they close the fucking door on me when 049-2's and 049 is behind me
Wouldn't be the first one to do it.
And you definitely won't be the last.
even after i scream DONT CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
People are just like that
yes
They have no reason to close the door and they'll still do it
yes
i wish they understood what dont open the door 939's out there means
unless a genie appears it wont be happening
SCP-076-2 in scp:sl would be fire tbh
or 682 as a little event
whats that
It's Moto...GP
F1, but motorbikes
ok
Me when (some) games are made and titled after real sports
Its funny your nickname matches chess.com's signature color
indeed it does
chess in scp:sl when
my bf :D
I've never seen this person in my life
Hi Havoc
Personally, mine is ChatGPT's favorite move, King takes its own pawn
fake chess.com
ban him
whats good
you said your favorite opening is the cow
yes
chess.com's favorite opening is NOT the cow
you fraud
Done.
ok
he's not real
my username says real
that says popular
i havel ots of fav openings
I will smite you if you use the AI overview
google en passant
i do en passant even if it leads to checkmate
holy hell
You can just change nickname yourself xD
OK google, turn off Havocs lights
no
he's fake chat
its not the same
I DO
no you don't
1️⃣ 7️⃣ 3️⃣
Knowledge from Gothamchess shorts lol
yeah sorry that I'm not interested in a boring ass game
ok nerd
nuh uh
i thought chess was like universally known
like humans are born with the ability to play chess
text wall
True....
i will spam his dm's with it instead
Lmao
idk
i think he blocked me
it's boring
its fun with friends
blocked
i did
no YOU did NOT
erm actually sir it doesnt state that in the rules 🤓
I DID
google en passant
holy hell
Doesnt mean I cant punish you for it
literally 1984 bro
WRONG
Thats what they all say
literally 1984
havoc is the cutest of the cute
ok
anything else is slander
what
for agreeing
ok
👍
Literally everyone
ok so the australian servers are screwed
I think it's just not the right timing then
Cuz I play on AU and always play with good folks
Mornin folks
Hiya
hi
KI, but like I said, it depends on timing
whens that
Yo bro you finna play beta when it comes out
In about... 7 hours?
Possibly
AEDT user
what
Nah, server's very active at about that time
Perchance
0 players in all the foundation X servers sheesh
I'm not here when beta comes out tho sadly
Well yeah, it's FX
Benjamin Walker
i fucking hate my teammates brop
this dumbass of a scientist cloesd the door on me
WHILE 173 WAS INFRONT OF ME

Every man for themselves
im actually gonna fucking say 10 slurs
Do not.
hi
anyone got me with 1 vbuck?
hi
no 1 rubux

scp-scpsl-scientist-14-0-northwood-gif
beat that Nathan
i have 20mbps download ez
I'm not Nathan, but
holy shit
Together we are scp sl
Competition in ISP market moment
When the lowest house internet package is like 500/500 or smth
What type of internet do you need to have this much download speed?!!?!
Good morning
Something called Ethernet
Hiya
What time is it for all of you rn?
who needs upload when you can download
Ethernet for me doesn't even give this much I probably need to get better wifi lowkey
Hell yeah
real
Time to turn on the 1Gbps Suplex
Have you seen light speed?
I saw that I live in Poland so it is 300,000 km/h
American?
ok
what
nevermind you win
no
No i'm from Poland
only europe
ohhh like the lil yachty song
What the hel
The tylko jedno w glowie mam
i took the wok to poland
Yes sir
me no understand
لا
&2&81@!!,$£]¥_$[+[=
ok
no
Nice bot
yes
حسنا اذن

ok
Realy nice bot

!rename @honest junco (Not) real chess.com
Done.
wow ok
Thank you
rude+
Morning chat
Your discord username is literally "markiplier_."
Good morning
good morning USA
hi
Good morning vietnam
ok
ive got a feeling thats it's going to be a wonderful day
How are y'all doin
I got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day
Me?
Yea xD
Heh… 
Slow mobile typer
Peak SCP:RP Gameplay
Pink role, cute color :3
time to play CS Guessr
Very good looking
Did you post your errors anywhere?
I don't see how IPv6 would cause the problem... I used to run SCPSL on an IPv6 enabled server for a friend
Sure, the serverlist only supports Legacy-IP and the central also rejects the IP-update when you connect over IPv6, but that's the fault of SCPSL devs using cloudflare as a proxy and having IPv6 enabled (gra2.scpslgame.com was the offender in my case)... I just filtered AAAA for scpslgame in the DNS/hosts file, so I don't have to disable IPv6 for the host...
I don't get why domains (Which would allow clients to automatically choose between IPv6 and IPv4, and dynamic IPs would be super easy) aren't accepted anymore, or why the hell SCPSL devs don't have like
ipv6.centrals.example.com which only resolves to AAAA and ipv4.centrals.example.com which resolves to A only... that would solve that problem... But no, gotta use cloudflare, which forces dualstack by default and then just blindly reject IPv6 like everyone on the world doesn't have it (52% of client connections on this planet support IPv6 by now! https://6lab-stats.com/v1.php/bechdeluusjpfrincn)
It's sad how people default/are forced to disabling IPv6 because of some broken software...
Noemi
Ye?
I do not know
unlock
spam 3:

What game is that
SCP: Roleplay
exploiting (and no i did not exploit)

then appeal the ban smh
scp sl 14.0 model blender files finally became public 😭 🙏 i used to pray for times like this
Are you sure?
Aoready tried - apparently their scripts cant make mistakes
i have 500 hours on SCP: Roleplay 
YEAH i would not risk my 30k robux acc getting banned for exploits
9 out of 13 teams on max prestige, 4 teams on Prestige 2
scp roleplay is good if everyone knows what they are doing other than that its full of 10 year old kids trolling
nice ratio
you know what it's also full of? 10 year old kids playing CI with absolutely 0 aim or strategy that get PISSED when you camp the hallway between transformers and control room
Thx
Cool
i have
0
prestige
914 you mean
yes
real
i always play VC mode, it's so fucking funny when you kill some CI/CD kid with the minigun and they start raging at you, then they switch teams so they can talk to you and tell you you're bad because you use the minigun
so you just play the Manscaped ad over the microphone 
Who’s ready to somehow glitch out of the map in the beta
me
I considered opening a ticket over this, but I doubt it would change anything 😭
it literally says on rp rules "you cant play with the information you had on your previous life"
lmao
what game u playing bruh it's not said anywhere
yeah generic scp roleplay servers don't have that rule
i have 9272748281 miliseconds
are you talking about the roblox one?
yeah
ok
oh okey i thought we were talking about scp roleplay overall
the whole concept not the roblox game
Who actually follows this rule
they never ban for it
and they wont
i thought the mention of a minigun, the screenshot from roblox and the mention of the game's name would be enough :/
you haven't met the staff of the italian localized server
well photos dont load for me cuz im connecting with vpn (discord is banned here)
oh
i mean.. no one really follows it sometimes not even the staff itself
the staff here regularly gets autobanned for banning too many people in a row 😭
nah they alr got devs
im better
nah
bros nether
yes
damn
i am indeed in class but i'm using a laptop
aint no school at midnight
we have to use paper :3
are you american
no im europian
o
yes im american
I dont like paper houses thats why im not american
Gotta love it... ppl constructing paper houses, then banning climate change as a topic and then whining when a hurricane tears their shit down... God bless florida
thank god im not floridian
north korea is welcoming
no
kim jong un idek myself
real
literally americans
i dont get hit with tornadoes tho so im good
I have relatives in florida and their facebook is super full of shit... Thankfully I'm in Bavaria, but our PM also posts really cringy shit on social media and has some really dumb ideas...
facebook is so ass
why they just dont build houses in the ground
i only use it for facebook marketplace
I was interested in getting in contact but when I saw it... yeah, no, fuck it
isnt that shit like 80% bots
I dont even have tornadoes
its so bad
Welcom
very very rarely
Not the commies moving us towards a subway!
ur not special like us 🔥
u r new
but really, they just need to construct their homes like we do in germany... thicc bricc walls, sure, that won't do a lot vs a hurricane but the gov also needs to stop deyning shit like climate change and counter measures
coal power plants
I saw people using a pencil to penetrate a wall of their home like WTF
i just lasted 20 minutes as 939 holy shit
yeah...
well...
mommy merkel got hooked on russian gas
what
then we wanted to get away from it when the war started
merkel did quite a lot of damage to the EU tbh
!unrep @eager wadi
last 20 years so much went wrong here... especially in the train sector
Who is merkel
isn't 1/3rd of trains like, arrive late in germany
stations got closed or are rotting to hell, tracks are being torn out or just left to nature...
former chancellor of germany
One of my friends made their twitter handle Angela Merkel but it looked legit enough that people would tag him in posts that are meant for merkel
Idk if she even had an account
idk how much again, but a lot... they get delayed to 1h and then you gotta wonder whether it actually departs or just gets cancelled lol
Who is this gay furry
HI
one ICE was like 1h delayed because it had to divert...
what
construction is ramping up a lot now
thankfully I live in a city with a huge train station and many tracks... otherwise we would've needed to take the next train
but i also had a really bad experience once
i went to berlin by coach
Who
ICE was too expensive
for the way back, plan was to use 2 InterCity trains (not the Express variant)
You gay furry
where
im leafybazooka
You are gay furry
when we were at our first change, the new schedule got put into place and all trains until 9AM were cancelled.... keep in mind it was 1AM
no
Yes you are
what
I speak the truth only
we had to get a hotel, because we weren't allowed to stay in the station or the train that had some different "fault" every announcement
and i had to fight 6 months to get the 70€ for the hotel paid back
!no
Gay furry
where
There
im so close to level 10 bro 😭
where
yay
Now you have a friend in the diamond business. The Shane Company, Off Highway 217, across from the Washington Square Mall, Open Monday through Friday 'til eight, Saturday and Sunday 'til five, online at shaneco.com
oh
Bro is d boy
Everyone here is gay furry but me
Even catyfoxt???
how'd you know
@karmic edge he doesnt know u
i dont too but yes he does not know
Why would I know this person
and i love ur banner
don't ping staff for no reason
It means you are gay furry...
💀
Can I ping you nathan rn for no reason

Only if he lets me
i hate fuzzies
you hurt me with skulls
very gay though
oh
And furry

ok bye guys i have to leave
no
now you're spectating
im alive rn
nuh uh
yuh huh
nuh uh
yuh huh
you're dead
nuh uh
Team feet
A humble tribute to Joe Capo.
Voiced by me.
Part 2:
https://youtu.be/uFsElxims-s
Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9L9sNtv1-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc1zwo5fGeQ
I want tuna sandwich
found the brit
Hello
imma go make foundation hierarchy chart
??
put me above the adminsitrator
sorry for your loss
British and ive never had a tuna sandwich
What loss.....
canada…
Cthulhuthan hi
yeah i meant canada
Hello

Good
Change both of those things as soon as possible
geometry
the combine
Tuna sandwich songoooodod
Tried to colonise the planet, now they are taking my mind
!rep @gilded timber
You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!
Thank you!
they became that miserable
I don't blame them
geometry but 3d
nuh uh
fuck you (gg)


hi
cool
Sup
Hi
i just got managed so hard
Remove managed from this sentence
Rrr
Ok
What the hell
Buddy is scientist
no
tesla gate lost didn't have enough voltage 🔥
:(
Bro’s a wizard
Oh my God he's adorable
thank you i know i am
hi
is that moth man
Why did Discord remove the add friend and send message buttons from the profile btw
on mobile?
are u from russia?
No
How did you get to that conclusion xD
usually GMT time is indicated by Russians and CIS countries
wrong
EU countries are very good example of GMT users
gmt+1 is pretty much EU
I mean, gmt is pretty much the standard lol
gmt is usually britian
apparently +1 is london lmao
Well maybe I'm just dumb xd
+1 if summer time
and +2 for Poland and stuff
thats summer
this man think what greenwich mean time use only in cis
apparently, xD
hi
swear word
hi
Hi


I might be blind, but I dont think I see the message one D:
It's at the bottom for me
omg this change is so dumb
What do you see😭
So I have to break so many old habits to message people, fantastic
hi
Can they not just leave those 2 buttons alone? 
The Add friend and send message buttons were good
They gotta find work for their UI designers somehow
By randomly changing things that didn’t need to be
I wanna kill whoever accepted those UI changes proposal
ok
y'all talking about Discord?
yes
same, I'll never forgive them for removing swiping left to right on phone
Right?
worst day of my life
I had to get on the beta thing to get used to it before others
Tbh I’ve never had a problem with the new mobile ui
gayfemboyfurrysayswhat
ok
discord is fucking with me bro
yes*
The same as that "cuz" thing
ye is refering to mr ye west commonly also known as kanye west
either way im going to bed
Never in my life have I ever said anything or referred anything about Kanye lmao
ok
That's like 20% of the server, you're going to have to specify
bro blundered
what
He really did blunder lmao
And 50% of NW staff
sorry, had to edit cuz there was a grammar police here
The question is who isn't a gayfemboyfurry
20.01%
real
Me! :D
Not too sure about that 

bruh what
you are gayfemboyfurry
Welp chat, this is it, apparently I'm now a gayfemboyfurry 😔
gayfemboyfurry
Yes
gayfemboyfurry 🔛 🔝
I'm pulling a Natsuki lldc
!wran @rancid dome gayfemboyfurry
@polar spade has wranned noemi_ Reason: gayfemboyfurry
I WANNA WRAN TOo
No
Hubert is going bald just so he has to balance out all the femboy staff 😦
Im Mubert Hoszka
Papaya orange
Hi
Fun fact
I Iive like less than a couple blocks away from where Belle Gunness lived
Who?
An infamous female serial killer from the 1900s
feet
Fun fact
I live less than 20,037.5Km away from where Ted Bundy lived
I’m in the dark, laying on my lounge, fan on, blanket on and watching the Big Bang theory, what else could I ask for?
My life is complete
Fun fact
I live about 800 kilometres where Ned Kelly was born
800 kilometres is not a fucking short distance
The horizontal width of Germany is 642 kilometres
fun fact
I live about 16000 kilometers
It is
meow
You need level 10 for embeds here and in #scp-discussion
👎
Hmm?
What do you mean?
everyone live in different timezones man
not everyone is 24/7 on discord
agree
Most people are asleep or at school / work rn
true
out of 22k active atleast 40 have to be talking
Sometimes it's active, other times it isn't
word
my friend got the
Most people are here for the announcements, you are stuck with us
the overclocked scissor
to be in the top 1% of people here you only need level 11
Good night
the new tutorial character looks like a middle aged man with 2 kids a wife and a criminal history that he served 15 years before he got a family
insane
Honestly I think that tutorial model is probably one of the only things I'm not a fan of in the update
I liked it being faceless
Or more faceless
thats the only thing im fan of honestly
Really?
💀
I thought it would be common
There was a level reset a while ago
i agree with that, but i also enjoy that there is a character distinction other than just colors
plugin servers with tutorial guys and admins will be easier to differentiate
from afar, or as 939 there was no distinction, it alljust blended in, the colors, the design
whoever did that i hope they die toda
the face is kinda wafk but other then that the tutorial is nice
he looks like he's a 40 year old overworked dad, an admin talking to you with that face is a perfect representation
i'm not a fan of any of the new models
I love all of them apart from the tutorial, what are you not a fan of?
i agree that the old models kinda suck, but you can't turn the MTF into metrocops, guards into mall cops, CI into world war 1 soldiers, tutorials into burnt out middle aged men and give scientists male pattern baldness
and a bit more hair
long hair
you can yoink the respirators from the ci and the glasses from scientists, then recolor them accordingly
this is without including Level 0s
now it's clean
this proves Level 40s don't exist 
wow
Hi
there are more max levels than level 30 and level 40 combined
is full Halloween back?
tomorrow
not yet
shit
halloween, just a day away
i will be playing all day tomorrow lmao
I can kinda see where you are coming from but ultimately I just think they look cool, which is all I really want.
I can overlook historical accuracy when we have neck snapping statues, sentient ai and a doctor with a mask of bone in the same game lol
can you believe guys, halloween, justin a day
the MTF looks stupid
like if there's a containment breach and i see those guys coming here to save us i'm gonna be like "do these guys actually know what they're doing?"
I guess that's just a difference in taste then, I think they all look very cool
i feel like the total opposite cause i just love them, they fit sl more than their old designs
they also have diferent sillouettes
ci and ntf are relatively threatening while showing a bit of how their resources are
If they told me to pick up a can I would listen lol
they fit SL more?
the CI look like they're ready for trench warfare
sure and?
that seems weird "Oh man, these guys have every gear possible, guess they stupid"
very compelling argument
they must be STUPID
caveman faction coming soon
chat mtf leak









