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They gave points
And it was more better to understand you're usefull
I still feel bad for that one dude who finished game with 1/13
funny how valve went from doing nothing with tf2 to fucking up cs
Valve behavior
i've heard cs2 still has a bot problem
I wish Counter-Strike never became an e-sport
getting rid of the fun for "muh tournaments" "it takes me 0.1 seconds more to see them on this background valve pls fix"
"waaa waa m4 not the best gun!! valve pls fix"
they tried to make tf2 competitive too
and that update is pretty much considered the worst major update in tf2 history
of course now we get no major updates
They nerfed m4a1s to the ground
It used to be best
Now it shoots like ass and has 20 ammo only
Also nerfed awp because of those clutch moments for more "balance"
imagine balancing things around competitive instead of just balancing it so its fun to use and fight against
you know, the reason most people play games
the reward circuit. 1950, James Olds and Peter Milner.
right here :)
I just hope one day game devs will go making game fun
Rather than competitive
I swear every pvp game is like
5v5
devs
James Olds and Peter Milner*
honestly one of the reasons I love tf2 so much
its 12v12 chaos
More players=more chaos
More chaos=more fun
Because yoy never understand wtf is happening its all chaotic, ppl screaming in chat, threatening each other
You dont even understand a single word
2nd ct was so confused
Bro could afford them skins and gloves but forgot about aim
The fact that Ts can one tap while CTs cant is so stupid
Yeah bro terrorists somehow nore powerful
Realistically terrorists are always purely geared
While CT could prolly launch 5 juggs on them
Fr
If Csgo was realistic CT's would have always won because no team goes "Rush B"
That guy didn't have gloves nor knife
Rush scp
Pressure? Is that a science reference?
That's if the MTFs actually know how to play
Shroud
We all know by the time they get to an SCP
- half of the MTF will have gone other ways
- at least 3 of them are gonna skedaddle
- one of them is gonna instantly die
- at least 2 of them are still in surface having a conversation on whose ballsack is smoother or something
Literally the mascapped ad about the pool table
Fr
I'm the thinker
tried and FAILED luckily
yeah
I'm the one who skedaddles (unless i have explosives)
like I said, most hated major update
tf2 as a popular e-sport would be the worst timeline
yep
there is a competitive scene for TF2
just community hosted
I know
valve competitive was pretty good too but the matchmaking SUCKED because no one played
Tf2 is made to do dumbshit
im talking about the shitty update valve did
The ultimate playground for guns
with the mode no one plays
It's not fit for competitive
Meet the demo
i do not think competitive video games should be called sports
Self harm
minor lacerations detected morphine administered
It
- is an activity where you compete against each other
- requires skill
It's a sport
Btw i discovered something
i understand now...
In hl2
TABS e-sport
The prop_physics_create command is not a cheat command, meaning you can spawn explosive barrels with sv_cheats to 0
Meaning you can just fight people with the barrels and still get achievements since sv_cheats is 0
so if i pause at the right time i can kill breen in the intro teleporter sequence?
Idk
Just know that you can spawn props without enabling sv_cheats
heehee
For example the command to spawn an explosive barrel is props_physics_create /props_c17/oildrum001_explosive.mdl
Formula One Weekend is so BACK
Looks at USGP schedule
4 AM
π
Has anyone tried to run scp sl on a wine bottler and worked
I ran SCP on 079 and seemed to work fine
Names of medical stuff that happens kinda commonly but you probably don't know how it's called:
- transient loss of conciousness due to fear or excessive effort: Vasovagal syncope
- Sensation of falling down while trying to fall asleep: Hypnic jerk
- feeling lightheaded after standing up too fast: orthostatic hypotension
Names of medical stuff that doesn't happen commonly but you probaly dont want it to happen to you :
- Ventricular Tacychardia Bad
- Ventricular Fibrillation : Bad Bad
- Pulseless Electrical Activity : Bad Bad, but not very bad
- Asystole : Bad Bad Bad, very Bad
Defibrillators have been buffed for the first two ones but got nerfed for the two last ones so they dont heal any HP anymore
π
Yeah they don't even work with all types of V-Tach, only pulseless vtach...
Pass out (orthostatic syncope)? You might want to go to a doctor
i went to the doctor, he told me that its most likely cuz i skip out on breakfast
Then stop skipping breakfast
the problem is, when i eat breakfast, and go on the bus, im lightheaded cuz the road turns the bus into a carnival ride
You can defibrilate vTach if the patient has a diseased heart and is at risk of Vfib, otherwise you usually try less aggressive stuff first
i still dont eat breakfast btw
Mine skips out on beats and thats not a cool feeling 
If you defibrillate V-Tach with a pulse it just wont work
My pookie starts on pole :D
Damn
9 days till chromakopia βΌοΈ
Defibrillators dont magically cure Cardiac Arrest's they stop the heart. If vTach is unstable you defibrillate it. (Im a Cardiologist π )
Polymphoric Vtach is like the boss of vTach, defibs give em like 100% damage
You get 50 skill points for beating PMVT
And only 25 for VT
Always gotta go tryhard on this stuff πͺ
the only thing i know is that it closes a circuit, with you being the resistance so the whole thing doesnt short (im an electrician who nearly electrocuted himself 3 times)
According to google, things that can worsen orthostatic hypotension are dehydration, age and side effects of some medicine (tho google aint a doctor so don't 100% trust it)
nah google is the best doctor, the slight headache yesterday? yea thats a brain tumor
Defiibs kill all the electrical impulses in your heart and let either the SA Node restart itself or you'll restart it by giving the guy CPR after
It's a restart button for ur heart
I feel slightly sick is the worst possible thing you can say to google.
(It diagnoses you with cancer)
It does that because during vFib and Vtach the impulses go "insane" and override the SA node, it's more complex but im jus giving a simple explanation
Your ass is NOT a cardiologist and talking like you're 15
be so fr, i thought i had mad cows disease before
True im not a cardiologist i lied π But nah to be fr i studied cardiology before but i moved on to military since it got boring
tbf we live in an age where everyone is everything
I also worked in a norwegian hospital for a hour as practician
but it got boring
i liked military more
cant wait to graduate from electronics, just to be a bomb defusor or smthn like that
Not a cardiologist but Electrophyhologist to be concrete, i loved how the hearts electrical system works
Welp... ||goodnight||
the jobs that give ur life at a stake pay the fattest paycheck
To be a bomb defuser you just remember 7355608 
As soon as i fill 18 im enlisting, ill be the one planting em
Then ill report that as discrimination
hows that discrimination bruh

Because you are wanting to report me for doing something i like as if it's somethin bad, i never necessarily said ill work for the ISS or sum π₯Ί
iss is the space stuff ππ
Whats with the cussing thats a little extremeβ¦
i only see one cuss word here π€·ββοΈ
bro does anything but dropping bully
talking about enlisting in the military isnt misinformation or glorifying violence br
thats serving my country brah
i just wanna fly em helis and thats all
i wanna kill people
and maybe become a medic because of my past med school
same but in air support
"uber me bro"
he didnt say hes in it to kill people he just said hes more likely to be planting than defusing
thats what ill be doing
ill also mount an ZU23 on the back of my pickup
Classic middle eastern strategy
nah but zu23 in my heart for ever
best piece of AA ever made
its multifunctional
not only against planes
I put a nametag on the fucking C4 π₯
Stock C4

are there C4 skins
them g's be giving us free O2 and we kill em all, we're the villains 
Shouldve called it Boomy McBoomface
Not yet
But the fact that they added an inspect for it makes me think that
there'll be
they should make a bomb vest π¦
shoutout this nitrous addict
fits tf2 more
replacing scouts primary
alth its more of a gimmick then an actual good weapon to use
they should add a bomb vest to SCP SL
it would be good against alpha warhead campers 
thats removed aint it
nah
i only play sl on hard rp server so idrk
We also got another zeus skin with the new Overpass collection but it's mid
u only cant get pink candy unless its turned on tho
you a doctor sir?
i fucking hate rp servers
i love em bro
all rp players i met are super weird
No
the one i play on, so strict you get banned for running as 939 without reason
doesnt phd mean doctor in english
If you drink cola and anticola you explode after 1.05 seconds
doctor school or sum like that
Read what i replied to
my bad g
And that's why i don't play rp servers
i use it to return people back to spectate after finishing reports
or like give them slowness 100 and kill them with the particle disruptor
its fun tho, when youre in an mtf squad, 173 cant move. You can bag 096, teslas only activate on enemies, there is shitload of fun roleplay etc
muchbetter then just teleporting them to spectate
If i play SL i want to be able to repeatedly shut the door in the dawg's face repeatedly then getting to an elevator and calling a fucking airstrike with my grenade-filled inventory
I LOVE GRENADE TRAPPING π£οΈπ£οΈπ₯π₯π₯
nuking a poor statue is so fun
It's time for me to skedaddle
Goodnight
goodnight mr doctor
gn vro β€οΈ

A lot of people here lives in that timezone xD
I heard Noxpolis lives somewhere on planet earth
Good, you fell into obvious lie
Noxpolis thinks he's an astronaut in outerspace in a spaceship but he's actually in a underground bunker being used for testing the effects of long term isolation.
anyone else not getting acheivments?
which kind
is it true that you are a Cthul
who know
10 days until...
?
the spoooky update
nope
being a manager
it normally comes out at the 28th!!!!!
u cant beat the 28th@
!
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like halloween one
the achievement isn't active cause the update isn't out
so there will be one?
wait what its on servers tho?
!halloween
A message was sent in #game-announcements message.
that's decorations
The decorations are there but not the special event
craw
why isnt it out rn?
what the halloween update?
let the devs have time to release it
but dw
no bro
its in 10 days
i want it now
peak
just wait 10 days dawgπ π
happy holidays guys!
is this that mf doom guy everybody been talking about
I feel like that song will put you in a Christmas Cheerful mood!


COM-45 Live Reaction:
thats Tyler Gregory Okonma ππ
Yay
alright well i relistened to vultures 2 and i still want to kill myself
the albums ass, mfs just glaze it
@amber ether hello sorry for @ 'ing u but are we gonna get any of the special candies specifically the marshmellow 1
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@amber ether hello sorry for @ 'ing u but are we gonna get any of the special candies specifically the marshmellow 1
Keep reading from that script, pal
Yeah I'm actually retiring it's GGs
GET OUT!
But I don't know
And the people who do know can't say
Casually pings every single role for absolutely no reason
the next steps in my script say to kill you
I have so many cat gifs
no u dont
yuh huh
hope for the special halloween additions (besides 14.0 possibly during the same month) we get something cool
Does someone know when will the update 14.0 gonan come out?
2025
just kidding tho the beta is coming out tomorrow trust me and the full update will prob release late november early december
the beta is coming out tomorrow
π±
π
the arch iso
the entire OS is in these 6 files by the way
actually 5 if you have 64
wow guys i installed arch linux and im so much better than every other linux user since i had to configure it manually line by line

π€
literally
who cares what distro you use
that sounds more like nixos
no not really
default arch users and artix users definitely
but nixos users tend to be more humble like gentoo users
i have not met a SINGLE gentoo user who said "i use gentoo btw"
nix mfs on their way to declare every single dependency into a config file by hand so that they'd be properly installed into the os instead of typing in a package manager command
recalibrating simulator
god awful
this is i think the exact thing that's repelling potential users from linux
it just seems so complicated, and when made easier the elitists start hating on the easier parts
well nixos isn't for the average usecase
they hate manjaro and endevouros because they're easy arch based
it's built for resilience/stability aaaand maybe mass deployment? i don't exactly remember it's goals as im not an avid GNU/LINUX user
i use arch (btw) and linux mint
there's not much arch can do more than linux mint
it is stable yes but
π¬
i dont really know much about nixos but i think it'd be similar to arch
i've used manjaro twice and it bricked itself twice.
yeah, easy arch based
it deserves every bit of slander that it gets
I used arch for 1 year, but using an arch in a computer with GeForce GTX could be a pain
using anything nvidia related with linux is a pain unless you use Pop!os or Garuda(which still sucks)
i have to reroll my nvidia keys on linux mint everytime theres a new kernel update π₯Ή
Linux
windows
Windows
windows

Someone was throwing this poor guy out last week
So I rescued him, gave him a wash, and he now lives here
anyone got that meme where its the guy in the suit asking the viewer to help Epsilon 11 recontain SCP-106 by giving them their credit card information
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P-Yk-Q2bWk
It's the guy from this video
John Wick Needs your help!
By the way this is NOT REAL. IT IS A JOKE DO NOT POST CREDIT CARDS OR OTHER SENSITIVE INFORMATION
Collab between Sean/Darththepyro and I
#fortnite #meme
Guys this a total joke also don't post a real credit card number (cant believe I have to say this)
the guy in the suit
But I have no idea what the guy's name is
VOICEOVERPETE
I spent $50 on this and regret nothing
Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/drmaxwell
Found it
sorry ik this question may be asked alot but
idk if im not looking right but when is 14.0 expecting to be dropped
ragebait
Later this year :)
Patreon beta is dropping this month
stop Flexing your patreon subscription
proof?
Lol
do graynames still exist
Patreon people...
I love No Access

weβre so fvcking bvck
Keeps the insane coder weirdos away from the normals
trve gigachads use TempleOS
I am not good enough to use TempleOS
imagine having to spend ten million years to get linux to work just to run a game
could not be me
true gigacahds use BIOS
Thatβs true
look at this guy
this miscreant
Imagine being forced to keep an AI that watches everything you do on ur PC
Windows recall is so stupid
except you're not forced
As long as linux remains unsupported windows is superior
fym +485h
imagine losing accounts
still less than 929.3
It's him

hi
You can give a rep!
hi
first one to replies to get it, in my mark
Day 42 of giving away rep point!
reply to get it, good luck
henlo
April 2019
how the fuck did you reply so fast π
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
appearing at the right time, that is

fym?
she knows the algrothim
^^ fr
you know how sometimes you can like
get to some chat and the second you get there
the weirdest shit is being discussed
@czhik
kinda like that
we were both there
:(
i love scp sl
anyways, czhik has 4.4k hours
i literally clicked reply the moment SG sent the message
sl played today: 65
I saw you already had the message ready so I just had "k" ready and was waiting to multitask my 2 hands
lol
Was basically hovering where the reply button would be
so did i
thats glorp, not gnarp
fr
then where'd gnarp go
Since when are you a server host?
I guess that's what separates sim racers from normal gamers
march
all along
Since the beginning
βοΈ
subnautica 2 is gonna be peak alex ries is confirmed to be on the project
cant wait for it tbh
nah bro the sea dragon can walk through walls now
Just Granoula has 5000
π£οΈπ₯
jesus π
ah yes, ignorance of 5 stages of grief at it's best
Is the spooky update here yet
no
when does the heavy containment update come out if anyone knows

is there not a date out yet
Wsg yalll
realπ₯π₯



!wran @candid zephyr yapping
@violet sundial has wranned ysn2275 Reason: yapping
broπ
i heard they changed the discord notification sound
Don't let it happen again
can someone ping me
they made it more annoying
wtf
oh my god
Nah
thank youu
it sounds like a mosquito
peak pfp spottedβοΈ
ty ty
βFor God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son [Jesus Christ], that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.β β John 3:16
Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.β β Matthew 11:28-29
βHe that believes on the Son has everlasting life: and he that believes not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God stays on him.β β John 3:36
if i had a nickel for everytime someone said the word 'update' i'd have 1382.75$
Did someone say 1/5 of the word update?
if i had a nickel for everytime someone said the word 'the' i'd have at least 51795.30$ 
god blessπ
if i had a nickel for everytime someone sent a message in this server i'd have 1,430,939.80$ 
h
h
why would anyone play this game so much
good morning everyone
h
yes?
did you just reply to something that was said seven months ago
core gameplay loop is like crack
better late than never
no it is not
then why do people play it so much
if crack wasnt that good people wouldnt be doing it
You can give a rep!
!rep @hard plinth
You have just given @hard plinth a reputation point!
oh so that's what happened
Hello.
Hi
shh
ok
ne
i have no life
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the one and only French
The one and only Zhaos ! 
whats the context behind that
I was trolling him on a gc
I was lauging my ass off
What's the recording he's talking about
send the recording
He "showed" his face but it's a picture of google
Nah
Zzz

guys i'm actually going insane
i'm editing and putting the SCP-1853 Advanced Tactics Guide into full gear post-prod type stuff
it's 8:11 and i'm tired
and i swear i'm seeing something move in the reflection of my screen behind me
looks good
no i'm concerned as to the fact i see something moving
in the reflection of my screen
behind me
What's that on your left?
golf bag near the sliding door to the left, car to the bottom left
do you have a recording studio in your room?
i have my own bedroom that i'm considering to get soundproofed but i havent yet
i just record using my phone and a voice recorder for voice-overs, it's sufficing so far
nice
if i need to make any edits i do so in Audacity but i'm happy with the quality of the clips
what time is it for you now?
8:13 PM
so you're a GMT +1 lad
yep
Rare +8 user I see
2 pm for me
you gotta upgrade your chair
i am content with what God has given me
well, where i'm from you see quite a lot of people whose timezone is GMT +8
well if you don't mind destroying your back go on
(ba dum.. tss?)
sorry i maintain good posture
liar
Germany?
that or i slouch over and peel my eyes to the screen because WT forces me because i gotta spot those tanks like a US soldier in Vietnam
Italy
do you cooka da pizza
Also a fellow WT enjoyer Snail slave π
i love pizza
that and i play tetris
(i've gotten faster i swear)
That is one interesting lookin tetris
interesting looking if you played with an NES before
standard-issue nowadays
except for that part where i did a "PERFECTRIS" that's unique to Tetris Effect
I see
here's a MiG-21 somehow overshooting an F3H
preferably you play the ones that don't have ass missiles (not the F3H)
or the ones that have countermeasures like chaff or flares (not the F3H)
flat fuck
the F3H is only good because of the revolver cannons and that's it
he's so happy
Might do the F-5 stuffs
Counter-Strike pro players:
meanwhile jdm64
Which one is better
i love destroying kids on roblox
1st one imo looks better
you should try going outside more often
Daily Spongdal
Rah
Does anyone know what the random ambience noises are when walking round the facility. Like radio crackle and that weird high pitch noise. Especially walking in entrance zone. Just want to know what it is and whatβs itβs called.
its scp containment breach assets
you can download scp containment breach for free and just go to game files>SFX>Ambient
how do i "untransparent" my interface ui? i made it transparent somehow
most of ambience sounds you hear in scpsl are taken from containement breach but soon they will be replaced with new ones made by northwood
Press P
send a picture in #media-posts
ive tried doing elevator grenade traps but they havent worked recently
was it removed
sometimes the grenades leave the elevator either to the room or out of bounce
make sure that you detonate the elevator when the doors are fully closed
oh ok
as for the elevator nade thingy you should wait 4 or 3 seconds after the button was pressed
most of the time it works
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

what the hell is this???
pinwheel dark souls
Which one better
π
2nd one
Whats popping
Ween, ween weem, ween ween ween, ween
π»
ΓeΓ±eΓ±e
@gentle barn
discord drama
Gat little cat
Its getting clean tho
Are you drunk or smth
You dont know that gif?
Nah
You still fucking misspelled π
It's called not knowing how to spell
Same like a couple days ago
The spelling was perfect
I had an aneurysm trying to read what you said
Well..
in 2024
Uuh
Around November
kk
no confirmed date yet
YOU TELLING ME I CANT SPELL
BRO YOU MISSPELLED DID
I did not did misspell
Yeah but it will be around the second week of November hopefully
Gigachad opinion
Its fun to have the power of knowledge
Fuck is this

Ay
Hello, is there any tips to play more as SCP ? cause i only play it once in 10 games.
Nah
It's completely random
Ofcourse
Buy more ram
I mean the update looks nice
More ram = More Random Anomaly (scp) Chances

You can't change the chances of you getting Scp
LMAO
Its funny how i can say one thing to get absolutely destroyed from partnership
You randomly get assigned a number by the game and you get a class based on that number

You deleted the message LMAOOO
Let me check what he deleted lol
D-class scout
I know right
The same message but with a spelling mistake
No
I never spell wrong
LMAO
Its unlicky then. 
mever
Mever
eyebrow rock
!rep
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!rep
You can give a rep!
who wants a rep?
me xd
in honor of you misspelling things I'll give you a rep later
!rep @autumn elk
You have just given @autumn elk a reputation point!
Its not my fault
Lmaoo
3:4 of screen
Yk you can change that right
extend it
I DEFINITLY DID NOT JUST MAKE IT SMALLER
!ping @mortal crypt
Pong.
Here are 5 signs
pong
and?
ΠΈ?
ΠΉ
Are you on tv?
This is a bucket
By any chance
Dear god...
nope
Dont make me pull our dms...
I can't send GIFs;(
English
Your name is FAKEEEE
!langru
ΠΡΠΈΠ²Π΅Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΎΡΠ·ΡΡΠ½ΡΠΉ ΡΠ΅ΡΠ²Π΅Ρ. ΠΡ ΠΌΠΎΠΆΠ΅ΡΠ΅ ΠΏΡΠΈΡΠΎΠ΅Π΄ΠΈΠ½ΠΈΡΡΡΡ ΠΊ ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΎΡΠ·ΡΡΠ½ΠΎΠΌΡ ΡΠ΅ΡΠ²Π΅ΡΡ ΡΠΎΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ²Π° Π·Π΄Π΅ΡΡ.
I speak russian but still
ik
ENGLISH
There's more
HATE IT
Frank Puddle
6 nitros then
opinions on the british anyone?
Im in england rn
thats me pardner
I dont want to be here
7 years of nitro
I'm just more interested in communicating with foreigners than with Russian speakers.
Real shit
Hey, im gay
i knew it, even the british hate their own country
π
IM NOT BRITISH

Real
DONT YOU EVER INSULT ME LIKE THAT
Yes u want
england, british, all the same to me, i never took the time to learn the differences
if you have "crumpets" you're british
IM NOT ENGLAND EITHER
@crystal reef what am i
Scottish
Stupid probably
PumpkinSlayer?
See, now because yours aids orobabΓΈy it isnt oreext , becauae tou cant stare abfactbwoth probably
Ohnmy.god
IM A SURGEON!!!!!
the fuck?
did
BRO
did he have a stroke?
π
See, now because you said probably it isnt correct because you cant start a fact with "probably"
Or end it
With "Probably"
I mean with that you're definitely stupid
Just saying
the mfs still in 914 after watching the speedrunner activate the warhead 2 minutes into the round
Im not a mf
Im a
Im
Real

scary
Im probably hiding in toilets
very scary
Skibidi
πΌ
Wanna see a clown,
Look carefull
are there any launch args that could give me better fps?
I mean I'm seeing you already
Did you fix everything yet
Wym
Your gay?
I wrote it on purpose
Also if I were gay then I wouldnβt love women (sometimes)
when I entered the chat, I didn't count on it...
Omaghawdnowaiiiaiiiaaaa
i met my bf on this game, 10/10
do you think I still have the chance to become sl partner
Ngl, i feel like theres only one type of persons id be gay for
They wouldn't blacklist you just cause you got fooled
kendrick in the studio after making the most fire beat out of a piano (hes gonna put it on a song about kendricks miserable relationship)

I hope so
PIANO PLAYS
"IM IN THE THICK OF IT"
femboys look close enough to a female
I do anything for money π€€
I SWEAR IM TIED OF THESE EMOTIONAL ASS, UNGRATEFUL ASS BITCHES UNSTABLE ASS CONFRONTATIONAL ASS DUMB BITCHES π£οΈπ£οΈπ₯π₯π₯
Fire
wow π₯
we cry together is peak of music
the music is just beautiful...
I would write that there is a dead chat here, but... π
How TF did you get this lmao
I made it
π
π±
Bricks? Maybe
xD
I will murder you
π€―
How you obtain that π
π§
cheese...
Hiia
What even is the 3114 role?






