general-chat

[crystal ravine]

Hungry

[fringe cedar]

049 is like the average speed among all the SCPs

[serene cobalt]

He feels like the slowest

its the worst scp imo

[crystal ravine]

049 should be able to fly because he’s a bird

[serene cobalt]

I would prefer 106

[crystal ravine]

Onggg

[fringe cedar]

He just is not a bird

[terse atlas]

106 is faster than 049

[crystal ravine]

Yes he is

Wtf

[fringe cedar]

I don’t think so let me check

[terse atlas]

4.4 m/s vs 4.5 m/s

[fringe cedar]

He’s wearing a mask

[serene cobalt]

How old are you

[crystal ravine]

No, he’s a bird

[fringe cedar]

Is 4.4 doctors?

[serene cobalt]

He can tp tho

[terse atlas]

Yes

[serene cobalt]

als walk through doors

[fringe cedar]

Eh basically the same

[serene cobalt]

thats alot of time saved

[crystal ravine]

[fringe cedar]

No

[terse atlas]

You're right

[crystal ravine]

He literally has a beak

Hes a bird

[fringe cedar]

That’s a mask

[crystal ravine]

Like wtf

[terse atlas]

Not a mask, that's his skull

[fringe cedar]

In mask shape

[crystal ravine]

It’s not a mask

[serene cobalt]

Still his skull :)

[fringe cedar]

Is mask shape

[fringe cedar]

Mask shaped

[serene cobalt]

Also, he doesn't have wings. How would he be able to fly

lol?

[terse atlas]

It's beak shaped

[crystal ravine]

Bc hes a bird

[fringe cedar]

It’s like a gas mask

[serene cobalt]

You clearly haven't had biology in school yet

[terse atlas]

Dude, he has a beak that's a part of his skull, that's not a mask, that's just straight up part of him

[crystal ravine]

You clearly haven’t heard of bait

[fringe cedar]

It’s based off a mask though

[serene cobalt]

More like a medieval pest mask

[crystal ravine]

You’re eating that shit up bro

[terse atlas]

It's based off of a mask but it isn't one

[fringe cedar]

Potato potato

[crystal ravine]

You = 🦟

[serene cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/foiled-cat-funny-cat-meme-cute-gif-4770784610413068186

[crystal ravine]

🦟

[crystal ravine]

Birds can fly

So why can’t he?

[terse atlas]

He's not a bird

[crystal ravine]

He has a beak

[fringe cedar]

Hes not a bird

[crystal ravine]

He has a beak

[terse atlas]

He's just a guy with a beak and heart attack fingers

[fringe cedar]

A platypus has a bill but that doesn’t make it a bird

[forest field]

IDK, looks like a bird to me

[crystal ravine]

Bill*

[fringe cedar]

It was already corrected dummy

[forest field]

Also he LITERALLY just explained that his original message was bait, how are you STILL arguing with him about this

[terse atlas]

Kiwi birds

[crystal ravine]

They can fly there just too stupid

[terse atlas]

Ostrich

[fringe cedar]

I enjoy the entertainment

[crystal ravine]

If I was a kiwi I could fly

[forest field]

Fair enoigh

[crystal ravine]

Not a bird

[serene cobalt]

they can fly if i punt them 🤧

[terse atlas]

Dodo

[terse atlas]

They are birds

[crystal ravine]

Dead so they don’t count

[serene cobalt]

yeah but those are dead 😭

[crystal ravine]

It’s too big. It’s not a bird.

[forest field]

I'll still never forgive our species for this

[terse atlas]

Penguins

[fringe cedar]

I won’t either

[crystal ravine]

Penguins can fly if they slide off of ice

Did you not play the famous game learn to fly

[fringe cedar]

This ain’t fucking learn to fly

[crystal ravine]

Yes it is

[fringe cedar]

And they fell back down

[crystal ravine]

Not if you had every upgrade

Well, it looks like I’m right

[fringe cedar]

Listen here you little shit

[crystal ravine]

So when are they gonna give 049 the ability to fly

[terse atlas]

Brown Mesite

[serene cobalt]

´´woah there buddy! this is a family friendly christian server!!´´

[crystal ravine]

I don’t know what that is so it doesn’t count

[terse atlas]

He actually can fly, when he gets hit by ball

[fringe cedar]

No it isn’t. This is scp sl. You can’t join a server without hearing a slur atleast once.

[terse atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-049-scp-scp-018-scp-secret-lab-scp-secret-laboratory-gif-3247456632433626868

[crystal ravine]

My fault

[fringe cedar]

Sick flip

[serene cobalt]

Mfs Bones are all broken

[spice coyote]

just dont play on eu servers

[fringe cedar]

I don’t XD

[terse atlas]

I love seeing zombies do backflips when they get gunned down

[crystal ravine]

I play on servers that allow slurs

So it gets kind of chaotic

[terse atlas]

Isn't that just like every server? 💀

[fringe cedar]

I play on servers that don’t allow slurs and yet I still hear them from time to time

[crystal ravine]

Nuu uh

[crystal ravine]

Well, there’s not always a mod in the server

[fringe cedar]

I also hear little children from time to time

[spice coyote]

why do you play on eu servers

[terse atlas]

I've only seen admins do something one time in a non rp server

[crystal ravine]

Us servers are always full

[spice coyote]

nw officials are peak because everyone gangs up on the little kids that are underage for steam

[fringe cedar]

That’s basically every server

It just becomes a hunt

XD

[crystal ravine]

That is every server

[past tusk]

lol guys

i had an idea

[crystal ravine]

Everyone just yells at the little kids

[past tusk]

for a little meme

[spice coyote]

what sh

[crystal ravine]

Ahahahahaha funny

[past tusk]

alright so do you guys know

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/864986790347931648/1295432036865015969/2BD42D99-982A-48BE-8F65-56BE7485B07A.png?ex=670ea099&is=670d4f19&hm=6ad39cd73103f83483ee38b3af7cf797bd7c0a0d96e7d310ebac48200e877f86&

[past tusk]

the popular fortnite streamer

ninja

[crystal ravine]

AHAHAH a

[past tusk]

i just had a vision lol. imagine if he got a haircut

[crystal ravine]

So funny

[past tusk]

but not just any haircut

[spice coyote]

i hate slcord sm

[crystal ravine]

AHAHAH

[past tusk]

it would be like al ow taper fade

[crystal ravine]

AHAHAH

Lolllll

[spice coyote]

northwoodia > slcord

[crystal ravine]

Funny

AHAHAH

AHAHAH

[past tusk]

Save northwoodia

From these dirty slers

[spice coyote]

northwoodia is fine slcord needs to be saved

[crystal ravine]

So funny

[fallow kite]

I hate the 304 ping I get in sl

[terse atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/green-role-greenie-life-if-green-roles-stopped-talking-gif-9876743912496916671

[spice coyote]

northwoodia has no problem like that

[past tusk]

Close Northwoodia border from SLer immigrants

[crystal ravine]

Furry

[fallow kite]

You ain't that far off from him tbh
He 5 and you 10

lmaoo

[spice coyote]

i mean that would mean removing the invite from northwood officials

[terse atlas]

Brony ≠ Furry

[fallow kite]

nvm im green role ill stop laughing

[fallow kite]

not new

[crystal ravine]

Same thing same degenerate community

[fallow kite]

Pony=colorful piece of shit

[terse atlas]

I'm level 15

[spice coyote]

green roles are new you are lvl 5 my man

[terse atlas]

#bot-commands

[fallow kite]

my friend i just dont talk

[rough wing]

Add one

[spice coyote]

you are lvl 5 you are new thats just how it works i dont make the rules

[rough wing]

I'm gonna do something tomorrow

[past tusk]

Who makes up 9% of the population yet 93% of the crimes ❓ 🤫

[rough wing]

Add one to SLers

Add one

[fallow kite]

okay oldie

[past tusk]

fym

[fallow kite]

old man

[past tusk]

1%?

[fallow kite]

old gen

[spice coyote]

im not very old either

[rough wing]

Add one more number to SLers

[terse atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/fluttershy-nod-fluttershy-mlp-mlp-reaction-fluttershy-reaction-gif-26916965

[fallow kite]

i dont make the rules u have a high level that makes u old

[fallow kite]

Cant wait to go to the fandom for pony and find goreart
It would be cool

[terse atlas]

Surprising amount of it

[fallow kite]

My dumbass also got a fever

[crystal ravine]

Scp 1471 or 939

[fallow kite]

Life

[fallow kite]

106

[fallow kite]

001

[terse atlas]

🤨

[crystal ravine]

That wasnt an option

[simple abyss]

Which one

[fallow kite]

096

Idk

[gaunt talon]

Both are boring scps

[crystal ravine]

[fallow kite]

!rep @gaunt talon

[gaunt talon]

939 has more writing

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 57 minutes, 28 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[crystal ravine]

One is boring

[fallow kite]

FUCK

This shit

[fallow kite]

ill do it for u

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[crystal ravine]

!rep @terse atlas

[terse atlas]

939 has that dussy 🤤

[fallow kite]

Thanks man

[snow umbra]

You have just given @terse atlas a reputation point!

[crystal ravine]

[fallow kite]

It has claws

[fallow kite]

shit is filled with bacterial growth

[snow umbra]

:seabunni:

[crystal ravine]

[fallow kite]

Ye

Real

[fallow kite]

is this real

[crystal ravine]

Yes

[fallow kite]

Yes

[fallow kite]

Yes

[crystal ravine]

Yes

[terse atlas]

Ye

[fallow kite]

Ye

[crystal ravine]

Ye

[fallow kite]

Y

[terse atlas]

Y

[crystal ravine]

Yep

Y

[fallow kite]

.

[crystal ravine]

.

[fallow kite]

how do i obtain such a thing

[terse atlas]

‎

[fringe cedar]

You don’t

[fallow kite]

Welcome to the Southwood server

‎

[crystal ravine]

‎

[gaunt talon]

Chernobyl

[crystal ravine]

‎

H

[fallow kite]

Earth

[fallow kite]

should have thoughtso

Straight forward name tbh

[crystal ravine]

Censored bc scary

[fallow kite]

Ye

[terse atlas]

Why was it spoilered?

[fallow kite]

Idk

[crystal ravine]

Scary

[obtuse gate]

Fat cat

[crystal ravine]

Ye

[fallow kite]

Look up hagfish

[crystal ravine]

kills you

[crystal ravine]

Ur fat

[fallow kite]

Complete this assignment Megumi

[crystal ravine]

Yessir

[fallow kite]

Division lore:

[fallow kite]

kinda looks like something

[crystal ravine]

That’s not a fish that’s a worm

[fallow kite]

No it a fish

[crystal ravine]

Kinda looks like my-

[fallow kite]

Your

[crystal ravine]

[fallow kite]

[fallow kite]

It looks like hot dogs

[crystal ravine]

who is hungry

[fallow kite]

That shit is poisonous

[crystal ravine]

Wrong

Eat it

[fallow kite]

Look up cat shark

It a real thingy

It also look cute

[quick forge]

Hello! I would like to ask you for help with information about SCP:SL. I recently saw a post on steam itself where the creators showed variants of the SCP-173 model, I would be very glad if you could tell me where to look for this post.
I write with a translator, since I am Russian myself.

[fallow kite]

This a cat shark

The eyes look like cat eyes

Also not harmful to hairless apes

Or aggressive

[crystal ravine]

Does it taste good?

[fallow kite]

No

It dont

[pliant gale]

I recall that but I'm not sure where sorry

[crystal ravine]

eats cat shark

[quick forge]

That's the problem, I also remember, but where I can't remember, tell me at least, have you seen this post not long ago?

[pliant gale]

It wasn't recent

I know that

[fallow kite]

Fun fact: a lot of species of cat fish are venomous

[gilded timber]

You might be looking for: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/posts/view/e73737f6-13e3-4a4a-b64d-282282cacf62

[fallow kite]

Mods modding

[quick forge]

Thank you very much, you saved a lot of time 🙂

[fallow kite]

User using

[gilded timber]

No problem!

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561978262922854430/1278595901178511381/ezgif-2-ea26bed7f7.gif

[hidden merlin]

uhhh

[gaunt tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-oshi-no-ko-jamming-anime-dance-anime-dancing-gif-16955890367095468588

Faak the tenor😡

[past tusk]

those who know
⬇️

[hidden merlin]

balkan rage + german stare + noradrenaline + adrenaline

those who know

[past tusk]

💀

[gaunt tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/furina-genshin-genshin-impact-clorinde-dancing-gif-11641188306856420319

What is this gif my

[eternal rock]

what the fuck is wrong with tf2 casual queues

harvest event queue is as long as the average comp queue

[fallow kite]

Bringing halloween candys back for 1 day is nota good idea

[eternal rock]

what are halloween candies

u mean contracts?

[main forum]

Is the 14.0 beta started yet or

[eternal rock]

you know. they should add hats to sl

[fallow kite]

Evil candy is switching teams

[solemn flame]

If they come back they will be in the game for longer than a day for sure

[glass bronze]

Next century

[solemn flame]

2024 and something big is coming soon

Ahem go sub to patreon

[drowsy vine]

late October is da beta or so ive heard

perhaps November full release?

[hazy notch]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[drowsy vine]

by this answer iam now saying december

[hazy notch]

but 2025 ?

[eternal rock]

heavy weapons guy update WHEN

[sleek estuary]

update is in 2026

[hazy notch]

UFF

[drowsy vine]

I have an idea that most things are complete

[sleek estuary]

update for internal staff is today

[eternal rock]

how do you know

[sleek estuary]

internal staff get update access 2 years early

totally

[hazy notch]

are u playing on 14.0? shame, I am rn on 15.0

[sleek estuary]

TS is testing out the vehicle update rn

[hazy notch]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[sleek estuary]

new surface is so fun

cant believe we can drive cars

[hazy notch]

cars? pff

[drowsy vine]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-kid-laugh-laughing-gif-10594705

fuck

embed failure

[hazy notch]

[solemn flame]

Fork lifts confirmed

[sleek estuary]

real

we getting halo forklift mode

[fallow kite]

I thought it was 2058

[odd cradle]

update the pocket dimeojnsion!

[fallow kite]

@latent jackal Wow you did it!!

[white sequoia]

scp sl battle pass

[gritty igloo]

hello all

[simple abyss]

[trail glade]

41 DAYS TILL CHRISMAS GUYS!!!!

[drowsy vine]

Bruh

[trail glade]

what are you getting for Chrismas?!?!?!?

[gritty igloo]

i am getting femboy

and new life XD

a car i mean

[trail glade]

im gennt

pussy.

[rigid mantle]

Get scp for crimase

[gritty igloo]

nah bro

femboy and car is better

[simple abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[trail glade]

72 DAYS TILL CHRISMAS GUYS!!!!

[whole shale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/881795453472096258/1180022033321558026/Christmas_kick.gif

[serene crypt]

3 days till christmas

[gritty igloo]

finnaly i will get a femboy and a car

[serene crypt]

Femboys aren't real

Only d bois are

[gritty igloo]

I AM ONE I AM REAL

[serene crypt]

Nope

Its all a dream

[gritty igloo]

NO

[serene crypt]

Yes

[somber raptor]

We work to earn the right to work
to earn the right to work
to earn the right to work
to earn the right to work
to earn the right to give
ourselves the right to buy
ourselves the right to live
to earn the right to die

[light lily]

class D is escaping containment

[somber raptor]

The Fine Print by The Stupendium is a banger 🔥

(it's also sooo real)

[light lily]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[rigid mantle]

The scp

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-orville-bortus-500-cigarettes-1-cigarette-cigarette-gif-17834836078919504321

[rigid mantle]

1scp

[light lily]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chewing-bottle-water-bottle-gif-20695531

[rigid mantle]

Scp

[crystal reef]

lmao

[trail glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/568982320875438081/1294524652554551317/ITSHERE.gif

[woeful whale]

It's only Oktober

[white sequoia]

Those who know ☠️

[clever olive]

hi guys im new to this game

how do i play

[white sequoia]

break rules for every server is what I do

[sleek estuary]

!guide

[snow umbra]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW-HN1DAabMneyBDDFGTmGBNROy9H5kdB&si=BijkkLpzsuy_YDhP

[sleek estuary]

or

press F1 when you spawn in as a class

[woeful whale]

Press the button do the thing

[sleek estuary]

and figure out stuff on your own

[woeful whale]

Great vid/playlist
Actually watched years ago

[sleek estuary]

i dont think i ever watched a guide

i always just watched people play the game and I loved it,so i got a pc to play

[simple abyss]

Go to sleep it's late already

[woeful whale]

I have a week off I'm sick

[simple abyss]

Ah I see

Get well soon in that case

[woeful whale]

Thx and congrats with the trial dc mod

[simple abyss]

Thanks

[meager slate]

Tiny mod

[simple abyss]

Tiny person (smol)

[meager slate]

[fallow kite]

flamingo

i need flamingo.s..

they were so fun in the event

that event

[solid echo]

Stoo

Stop

Too much ask of this

Mikel will re add

We do not want this

[willow wren]

@alpine sable @green sable

[uneven valley]

I’m in the thick of if it, everybody knows

[willow wren]

no need to ask why

[forest field]

Time to repost this banger

[alpine sable]

who are you..

please stop harrasing me

[willow wren]

did u watch it?

and ill stop if u watch it

[willow wren]

what

fym roblox porn 😭

[forest field]

Some artforms aren't as conventional as others, but can still challenge and provoke thought in viewers all the same

[willow wren]

no no no

we aint doin the blackbeard writin meme with ROBLOX PORN 😭

[solid echo]

Forgot the mold in the lunchly

[forest field]

Do you eat yours without mold?

[solid echo]

I ate mine with the wrapper

[willow wren]

i like my mold poisonous bruh

[forest field]

Based

[sleek estuary]

I like my cheese drippy bruh

[solid echo]

Based and cheesepilled

Minecraft or ksi hate

[solemn laurel]

so if contributors get like an mtf tag if i hack the game do i get chaos insurgency role

[sleek estuary]

what

[fossil oxide]

idk, but if you get the serpent's hand role, i'll find you and i'll throw 018 at you

[sleek estuary]

lmao

[solemn laurel]

The ball that goes thru elevators?

[fossil oxide]

the ball that goes through your head

and elevators

[frosty osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977521475907092500/1103057074897813546/20230312_192222.png?ex=670ed1f4&is=670d8074&hm=0398b5752837ae0452a822c11fdb1fe335a824ec89ad203f44aab6b2421761cb&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1031&height=375

[forest field]

You guys do nothing but prove to me everyday that you have no taste in art

[fossil oxide]

put some chocolate toppings and i might eat from the fourth bowl at the right

[left breach]

can you ReShade SCP: Secret Lab?

[eager wadi]

!reshade

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727217050807828550/868202424773521499/reshade.mp4

[left breach]

No client sided graphics allowed ❌

[fossil oxide]

id laugh

id FUCKING laugh

if we were able to play all old versions on multiplayer

so i'll laugh

at 50%

[whole shale]

can admins enable voice messages in this server

[fossil oxide]

what kind of horrors do you want to discover

also you could just upload a mp3 file and it kinda works like an audio

[polar spade]

No

[whole shale]

Please?

[fossil oxide]

he said please

enable voice msgs perms NOW

[fossil oxide]

[whole shale]

Man you made me sad. Why would you do this

[random schooner]

Terran tries not to be a dweeb challenge (impossible)

[frosty osprey]

I know this man niko is not talking

https://tenor.com/view/punt-kick-baby-grandma-gif-8217719

[random yarrow]

wtf

[crystal ravine]

Dr. Bright server is low-key peak

[odd minnow]

Excuse me

[lethal scroll]

Name a more iconic duo

[random yarrow]

a black scottish cyclope and golf clubs

[lethal scroll]

Apparently Sam Elliot is coming to Laporte

(where I live)

[white sequoia]

angler fish and the light on its head

[frosty osprey]

sony and fucking up beloved IPs

[plush bolt]

would you rather be a surfboard or a snowboar

[glass bronze]

Gm

[odd minnow]

Surfboard

[glad flower]

I have no idea what this means

[stone vector]

I NEED HALLOWEEN

I NEED UR

I NEED ITTT

[latent jackal]

We all need it

But patience is a virtue

[sturdy sluice]

Hello everyone!

[somber raptor]

Hello

[drowsy vine]

Car

[latent jackal]

G'day

[drowsy vine]

To youzwell

[bold talon]

P

[latent jackal]

:(

[meager slate]

Small car

[hidden merlin]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[meager slate]

Thamnk

[somber raptor]

I have a playlist with 24 songs but i always just listen to the same 6 on loop 💀

[gaunt talon]

Had a playlist with 358 songs

But it was a mess

So I had to remake it

[rancid dome]

getting close to that point as well D:

[somber raptor]

i have a playlist with 24 songs but i only listen to Dragostea Din Tei, Pastello Bianco, EZ4ENCE, Pompeii, Insane and Bella Ciao

[rigid mantle]

Scp

[tough tapir]

Ween

[orchid kraken]

My signature in case you wanted from me

[glass bronze]

Interesting

[rigid mantle]

Scp rn

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274513980735619114/1275288747679813775/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[shut canopy]

Chrimbus

[fallow kite]

yes

imma get my gf a gaming pc so we can play scp togetha

[latent jackal]

sounds like a plan

[fallow kite]

heck yeah

[arctic cape]

my reaction

[fallow kite]

is this from gumball

[arctic cape]

Yeah

[terse terrace]

I AM DUCK🗣️

[arctic cape]

Darwin

[fallow kite]

darwin looks different

[arctic cape]

I mean he has the power of evolutionion

[orchid kraken]

https://youtu.be/YrNbaCOiKko?si=VYDHsVBj0HV-bBTE Hunt down the freeman would be so peak if not the devs lazyness

The animation and music is so good

[fallow kite]

true

[arctic cape]

He grows body parts from his body and can look different

[fallow kite]

best power in the world

[arctic cape]

Since the shows explains with a two part episode called the origins

[arctic cape]

Yeah

[fallow kite]

looks like darwin changed gender

i support darwin doe

whatever makes them happy

[arctic cape]

No he's still a guy

[fallow kite]

i support that too

[arctic cape]

👍

[fallow kite]

we love you darwin!!!!!

[arctic cape]

Yes

Concept of his possible forms or body parts he can grow @fallow kite

[fallow kite]

thank you! very interesting

[arctic cape]

Here's one of my art of the bois

[fallow kite]

youre very talented! do not give up!

[arctic cape]

😊 thanks

[gritty igloo]

Yo all

[somber raptor]

hi

[fallow kite]

is your bio a joke?

[stoic coral]

Hello

[fallow kite]

i dont wanna say hello to you any more

[stoic coral]

How are y’all doing?

Nice 👍

[fallow kite]

self awareness is key

[stoic coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676349

[weary torrent]

Morning. Today I woke up to hate on people. My hate against everything feeds me and I enjoy the taste.

[polar spade]

You play STALCRAFT ew

[weary torrent]

I tried to play it it was so good

[polar spade]

Yes, im joking. Fine game

Black hole anomalies are very annoying tho

[weary torrent]

black hole mentioned black hole sun wont you come!?!?!?!

[polar spade]

Ill just be walking and suddenly im being sucked into a invisible sphere of doom

It also sucks how limited the map is. I want to take a shortcut and climb over a mountain. But nope, they completely blocked it off

Stalcraft

Never got to played STALKER

[fallow kite]

thats a metallica song right

[weary torrent]

What.

You seriously dont know soundgarden?

[fallow kite]

havent given them a try yet

[weary torrent]

Black hole sun is a song of soundgarden😭

[fallow kite]

gotcha

arent they like pearl jam

what bands are they similar to

i heard they were close to nirvana

like same sceen

[weary torrent]

Foo fighters

they are similar

[fallow kite]

havent heard those either but p sick imma check em out

[weary torrent]

Wait are you russian?

You have russian things on your about me maybe thats why

[polar spade]

Hell yea Bandit

[weary torrent]

Oh😭

I hate polish people every polish I met another trauma to me

Yes.

Kinda

[fallow kite]

dont hate ppl depending on their nationality. thats like so 1900s

i saw you in the Narodowe Odrodzenie Polski server

youre not fooling me

[weary torrent]

So how do we categories

😔

[fallow kite]

categorize people on their actions. very easy

[weary torrent]

Then lets stop using race

[fallow kite]

then lets stop hating polish

[weary torrent]

Nah

[fallow kite]

mods

@mods

@moderators

[polar spade]

Freud man, the hell are you on about this time

[weary torrent]

What😭

[polar spade]

@dull ferry

Dm that bot

Yea i wouldn't talk about that here

[fallow kite]

you wont be able to type nerd emoji when ur banned from the server

[weary torrent]

Drama alert

[rancid dome]

Consider it done

!stab 738097819159887915

[polar spade]

Yay murder

[snow umbra]

jaeger_maine#0 has been muted in this server.

[lethal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-joke-gif-7319521

stupid thing

[rancid dome]

I will lift this mute in an hour so you all can change topics

[fallow kite]

black hoel sun wont you come take away the pain........ @gleaming surge

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[lethal hatch]

literally

[brazen shuttle]

my god that profile

[weary torrent]

BLACK HOLE SUN IS A GOD TIER SONG

[brazen shuttle]

what the sigma

[rancid dome]

What other thing

[lethal hatch]

🤮

[polar spade]

Sigma?
Greek?
Epsilon
Epsilon-11
Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 designated Nine Tailed Fox has entered the facility

[fallow kite]

i hear you man. i wasnt saying it was bad just using it as like a singing them away

[weary torrent]

bro calling dr slice a “thing” 😭

[brazen shuttle]

labrot is real

[polar spade]

All remaining personnel are to remain in the evacuation shelters until the unit has resecured the facility

[weary torrent]

Hey Say Bo but say the o longer

[fallow kite]

black hole sun wont you come

[weary torrent]

I surely way more like the part where it says “times are gone for honest men sometimes far too long for snakes”

[fallow kite]

i need advice. theres a band thats playing tommorow night with probably the best song ever written and its like 30 bucks

should i do it

[weary torrent]

If you like them why not

[somber raptor]

best song ever written?
Doubt it

[fallow kite]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7egX3ViKzZmm3CDJkMB2Gu?si=276d212186c241ac

it might not be what ur into but ill be screaming this at the top of my lungs when they play it

[bold talon]

It's 2025 almost

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/growing-old-getting-old-grow-old-old-man-becoming-old-gif-17885988

[meager slate]

Real

[gentle acorn]

2016 was almost a decade ago

[somber raptor]

f u c k

[gilded timber]

We still got a few months

[gentle acorn]

if only I bought a 1080 ti

back when it was the goat

[somber raptor]

Next year early gen alpha will be in high-school 😭

[random schooner]

Auro, since you're now a witch, why don't you use your magic to make yourself bigger?

[meager slate]

I'll make you

Small

Miniscule

[gentle acorn]

so that you guys would be the same size?

quite a smart move

[random schooner]

I bet your witchery skills are too L to do that

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/death-cat-falls-over-gif-17605935280907017193

[meager slate]

Nonono

[somber raptor]

SCP-049:

[random schooner]

I wonder what they plan to do to me when we're the same size, I wonder

[meager slate]

Murder you

[gentle acorn]

how are you gonna kill me if I can just stomp you like a bug

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chewing-bottle-water-bottle-gif-20695531

[gentle acorn]

that's like the hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby battle

[random schooner]

Eh your puny arms can't really use your broomstick as a weapon effectively

[somber raptor]

bro my friend can't wait for Literature class to end 😭

fucker has the clock app on fullscreen on his laptop

[hoary nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/garn-garn47-car-garn47-car-garn-nuke-gif-12182667069504846209

[polar spade]

Can you finally make an all you can eat sea bunny buffet

[gentle acorn]

your ancient limbs can't do much either

[meager slate]

Garn

[gentle acorn]

I'm the real winner here

[somber raptor]

@tough tapir

[hoary nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-street-cat-mr-fresh-cat-mr-fresh-stare-cat-gif-16618492049619290919

[somber raptor]

it's 10:04:30

[gentle acorn]

whos that

[hoary nexus]

Ancient

[somber raptor]

it's Ancient

[brazen shuttle]

rare @hoary nexuso appearance

[gentle acorn]

how ancient we're talking

[hoary nexus]

Hi

Very ancient

[somber raptor]

[gentle acorn]

I haven't seen anyone as ancient as @random schooner

[hoary nexus]

Well his name is ancient

So

[random schooner]

If your arms were as bad as your insults, you'd lose to Auro

[somber raptor]

Ancient

[gentle acorn]

my brother in christ auro is like a bug

even if I was made outta bubbles I'd stomp them

[hoary nexus]

I think a bug would win from bubbles

[somber raptor]

the worst fucking map in the game

[gentle acorn]

what if auro is just an oversized seabunny

[tough tapir]

Wah

[gentle acorn]

that has arms

[hoary nexus]

Ancient

[somber raptor]

Ancien

[random schooner]

Only thing ancient here, is Nozdrim's humor

[somber raptor]

agreed

[gentle acorn]

you're the only ancient thing here pal

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[sturdy sluice]

Why do you think Russians have shitter language and words?

[polar spade]

The guy literally named @tough tapir

[gentle acorn]

he's named robocient not ancient

[somber raptor]

he's named the.ancient

[gentle acorn]

puffy786 is so old an alarm would ring if he left a museum

[polar spade]

That was bad

[bold talon]

A small quarter

[gentle acorn]

I didn't really try

[random schooner]

You emit more shit than peanut

[gentle acorn]

that was just a yo mama joke

[calm knoll]

Р

[gentle acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/old-lady-screaming-scream-old-jumpscare-gif-24203206

This you?

[random schooner]

Bro tried to take a pic of me but accidently hit the selfie button

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/952897128949235712.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

guys

[gentle acorn]

I'm nowhere near as ancient as you are

[tough tapir]

Hom

[random schooner]

Did I say ancient? No just really ugly

[polar spade]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[gilded timber]

Yo, Get the fuck outta here

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/got-em-lmao-mind-blown-squad-gif-17265113

[gentle acorn]

I know you are but what am i

[polar spade]

That was terrible

[somber raptor]

what should we play during break?

• Scala Quaranta
• Texas hold'em
• 5-Card Draw Poker
• Scopa
• Uno

[polar spade]

That’s an automatic fail

[somber raptor]

funny how 2 of these card games are italian and you 100% don't know them (unless you're also italian)

[random schooner]

Bro has dementia and forgot I said you're really ugly

[somber raptor]

you're nozdrim

[gentle acorn]

the binding of isaac

[gentle acorn]

good job

[random schooner]

SMH People need to remind Nozdrim his name

[gentle acorn]

I know you are but what am i

[somber raptor]

not a card game

[gaunt talon]

Texas

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-insane-stewie-family-guy-finals-gif-5655336

[random schooner]

SMH Nozdrim cant remember what I just said 😦

[gentle acorn]

card games suck

[somber raptor]

nah

[random schooner]

Soon he'll forgot how to sign into Discord 😞

[gentle acorn]

okay uno is the least ass out of them

[polar spade]

Terrible ragebait

[gentle acorn]

shut up buddy

[polar spade]

Get better

[somber raptor]

you don't even know what Scala Quaranta and Scopa are bruh 😭

[gentle acorn]

1v1 me

Now

[somber raptor]

he's bad at poker that's why he's saying poker is ass

[somber raptor]

nozdrim lore (couldn't be more real)

[meager slate]

I'll smack you on the head

[somber raptor]

hey auro came back

[random schooner]

SMH Nozdrim, like everyone else here, is a gambling addict 😦

[gentle acorn]

good job captain obvious

[polar spade]

Call the UNGOC

Damn Type Blues

[random schooner]

Gambling addiction here is so bad I heard Auro gambled and lost her broom

[polar spade]

Even magic cant save you from gambling

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-researching-who-asked-who-asked-who-asked-gif-25381030

[light lily]

real asf

i love women but never was intrested in a relationship 🔥

[somber raptor]

nah when you're playing Scala Quaranta and, get 3 jollys and drop all your cards in the same turn and your opponents starts inventing new insults it's funny

[light lily]

im not a femboy lmao

classmates told me i might be asexual but idk

[somber raptor]

apparently the 'Italian Scala 40 Federation' is a thing

[random schooner]

But despite all the insults I've given to Nozdrim, there is one good thing about him:

He's not Mikel

[brazen shuttle]

what's wrong with mikel

[random schooner]

Whenever I'm winning an argument against him he pulls the "No Politics" card

[brazen shuttle]

i don't see the issue

[random schooner]

Because that a weak af move

[polar spade]

Its better than “Ik you are but what am I”

[random schooner]

Eh just barely

Imagine pulling that though

[brazen shuttle]

do you want him to fire a smoothbore out of a flare gun instead

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[brazen shuttle]

it'd be quite a compelling argument

[tough tapir]

A smoothbore shotgun out of a flaregun

[somber raptor]

funny how i'm yapping instead of listening to the physics teacher telling me how speed works

[tough tapir]

Firing a gun out of a gun

So you can gun while you gun

[random schooner]

Imagine just straight up using a 12 gauge shell for a flare gun. You can try to firing it for rescue at the cost of your wrist

[brazen shuttle]

it'd totally fit

[somber raptor]

i'm adding that to the list of things i wanna add to my "dumb weapons" game

[light lily]

were just handing out awards atp 😭🙏

if almighty so 2 isnt gonna get atleast nominated then hip hop scene is cooked

[brazen shuttle]

....for you

[rancid dome]

[tough tapir]

Call it a gungun

[tough tapir]

That's what he said

[random schooner]

Call it GUN. Stands for Gun Used Nebulously

[brazen shuttle]

uhhhuh

[tough tapir]

Guns you with nefarious intent

[somber raptor]

i'm also gonna add an automatic shotgun... but you can choose to fire either Birdshot or Flares

[random schooner]

Or another really dumb gun name,

Like MTF-E11-SR

[brazen shuttle]

you wouldn't do that

you'd piim someone instead

god that's such a dumb name

i can't get over it

[somber raptor]

it's not that dumb
MTF-E11-SR

• SR stands for Standard Rifle
• the MTF-E11-SR is the Standard Rifle of MTF E11

[tough tapir]

Automatic shotgun, but it fires the shells

[tough tapir]

Thanks Estonians for that

[random schooner]

The fact the gun is named after the very specific unit it's assigned to is dumb imo

[light lily]

never seen mgk and chief keef in the same page

[somber raptor]

nah it fires flares
i'm also gonna make said flares REALLY bright

[tough tapir]

Piim is their word for milk

[somber raptor]

so the auto-shotty becomes a fucking ranged red flashbang

[brazen shuttle]

it's estover

[tough tapir]

It only estarts

[brazen shuttle]

unconventional incendiary rounds

[somber raptor]

what about FR-MG-0 (Facility Recovery Machine Gun)

[somber raptor]

lol yeah

[meager slate]

The whar

[random schooner]

That's just as dumb. It's so long people just call it "Captain 's Gun"

[brazen shuttle]

the ungoc

[tough tapir]

White phosphorus in shotgun portable format

Sizzling sounds

Spec ops the line sure ingrained those sounds in my head

[brazen shuttle]

slop ops

[tough tapir]

Slop laboratory

Slop marine 2

[brazen shuttle]

slopworld

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/gadriel-space-marine-2-warhammer-space-marine-warhammer-40000-gif-336276864448769752

[random schooner]

Slop-Life

[brazen shuttle]

if only that was an actual mod

[tough tapir]

There probably is

[random schooner]

The Coffin of Slop and Slop

[somber raptor]

Flares are gonna have:

• 10 direct hit damage from more than 10m
• 30 direct hit damage from less than 10m
• 90 direct hit damage from point blank (execution)
• 3 fire damage a second for 5 seconds

[tough tapir]

Gigachad marines

[brazen shuttle]

nah i've checked

[tough tapir]

Awh

[brazen shuttle]

why do you think it's recorded with a phone

[tough tapir]

I didn't notice

[somber raptor]

oh and...

• headshot multiplier is 6

[tough tapir]

Thought it was just a fried recording bc of reposting

Or gif conversion

[somber raptor]

i'm gonna make a table with some really bad weapons and their stats

[tough tapir]

Table gun

Woe, table be upon thee

[random schooner]

A "gun" that holds the cartridge and you need to manually hit the primer with a hammer

[tough tapir]

A pipegun

[brazen shuttle]

ah the whizzbanger from h3vr

[somber raptor]

a MAG-7 with wooden stock and long barrel
this looks cursed as hell

[random schooner]

That laser gun from earlier versions of SL

[light lily]

its pretty normal

the wood on iron just make it look weird

[somber raptor]

I play CS2 i'm used to this

[tough tapir]

Slamfire shotgun

[light lily]

type shit to get u killed in rust

[random schooner]

I saw a video on that shotgun, to sum it up it's a complete piece of shit

[brazen shuttle]

SLOPGUN

[light lily]

tbf cs2 has butchered alot of gun designs

[somber raptor]

it's gonna be so fucking funny:
u have to manually hit the primer with a fucking glassbreaker

[light lily]

like the ak is on safe

speaking of the ak47

its not an ak47

[meager slate]

Oh

They cant stop me

[polar spade]

Yes they can

Ur too short to do anything

[somber raptor]

and you have a 5% chance of missing the primer and your gun not firing

if i do end up making this game, me (or whoever will make the animations for me) will have so much fun

[meager slate]

You are under a spell

[tough tapir]

A gun, but it's you holding the shell in hand and a pointy screwdriver in the other

[somber raptor]

you are under the height limit for amusement park rides

[brazen shuttle]

that's a recipe to lose your fingers

[random schooner]

How about that thing from The Grey where they have shotgun shells but no shotgun, so what they do is put the shotgun shells at the end of a long stick and use it like a spear, so if they poke a wolf with it, the stick sets off the shotgun shell

[tough tapir]

Who needs fingers

[brazen shuttle]

i do

[somber raptor]

as for Utility: you holding a screwdriver in one hand, and the demon core in the other!

[tough tapir]

Nuh uh you dont

[meager slate]

Not true

[brazen shuttle]

im borrowing your fingers

[tough tapir]

Ultimate weapon

[tough tapir]

To do what

[meager slate]

Fingies

[brazen shuttle]

fingery things

[tough tapir]

Freaky

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/working-wakking-popura-held-back-no-gif-5546680

[meager slate]

Im on the left

[somber raptor]

imagine if i make a competitive/ranked mode in this 'dumbass weapons' game

[random schooner]

That's you on the right Auro when you try to fight

[brazen shuttle]

get your mind out of the slopper

[tough tapir]

Too late

Slopmaxxing

[fallow kite]

i got ban for nuing

[meager slate]

I planted a chip inside your brain

[meager slate]

Nono im on the left

[tough tapir]

A tiny chip

[gaunt talon]

In which engine will you make it

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

From tiny auro

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

[tough tapir]

Klee sized

[meager slate]

Its fake

1984

[somber raptor]

whichever engine i'll learn to make games on first

[meager slate]

Edited

[somber raptor]

(probably Unity)

[tough tapir]

Homebrewed engine

[meager slate]

Whar

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/klee-gif-25201900

[somber raptor]

i have 2 games planned (and have yet to learn anything about coding):

• this dumbass weapons game which i'll most likely make in Unity
• a more serious SCP game which i'd want to make with UE

[meager slate]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[somber raptor]

🍴

[hoary nexus]

Godot:

[somber raptor]

nuh

[latent jackal]

[meager slate]

[gentle acorn]

Godot doesn't have any good games

[tough tapir]

[hoary nexus]

What a shit argument

[gentle acorn]

So it must be ass

[tough tapir]

Yummers

[meager slate]

Dont eat the paper

[hoary nexus]

Did you say this when blender was new on the market

Also have you seen PVKK

[gentle acorn]

I'm gonna eat seabunnies

[tough tapir]

Godot is bad

[hoary nexus]

https://youtu.be/3jHKXl02LQ4?si=GV5ENW8Mq7AkSLpb

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/consume-cardboard-box-cat-gif-25431281

[tough tapir]

Their devs have a woke pr disaster on their hands

[somber raptor]

dam

[hoary nexus]

The devs arent really bothered with twitter idiots ngl

[gentle acorn]

get out

[hoary nexus]

That's just the pr team really

[tough tapir]

Nuh uh

[hoary nexus]

The actual devs dont care

Also it's FOSS so you can be a dev too

[tough tapir]

I mean when you have the ceo basically agreeing with the pr and banning actual subscribers over what they say

[gentle acorn]

Godot drama was mostly undeserved

[tough tapir]

I dunno

[gentle acorn]

the engine itself is mediocre

[hoary nexus]

Just depends what you wanna do with it ngl

[patent bear]

cruelty squad

[hoary nexus]

Also there's no install and it's 60mb

[gentle acorn]

ass

[patent bear]

you've never even played it

[hoary nexus]

Kinito pet

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/food-coma-food-eat-starving-kirby-gif-4698182

[random schooner]

Non-CEO mindset

[gentle acorn]

Ass

[patent bear]

you are a rotten husk

[somber raptor]

game mechanics are gonna be just as dumb, funny and crazy as the weapons

[tough tapir]

Arma moment

[somber raptor]

[tough tapir]

Feet

[somber raptor]

Crotch multiplier

[tough tapir]

:)

[somber raptor]

get hit in the pp = instant death

[somber raptor]

Funny Mechanic: if you get stabbed in the foot, your character emits a funny man noise like the Zeus in CS2

[tough tapir]

Made me think of kratos yelling ZEUS

[somber raptor]

nah it's like the Ŭah your character does when getting zeused

[tough tapir]

Wah

[gentle acorn]

I wonder what's this for

[gaunt talon]

Crotch multiplier too high

[meager slate]

Doing everything to disobey me

[wooden trellis]

hello what is some good attachents for the crossvec epsilon 11 rifle and ak

[polar spade]

Try some attachments out urself

#media-posts message
Here's a list of mine if you want

[wooden trellis]

i see and what are some good servers too play on cos i played on 1 and i got banned for deniying someone to get the micro hid

[gentle acorn]

Chaos theory

[wooden trellis]

isnt that modded like crazy

[gentle acorn]

no

[wooden trellis]

huh any others

[patent bear]

it is heavily modded

seriously don't trust that guy

[visual acorn]

Tryhards hitting crotch only

[patent bear]

he's not known for actual advice

[wooden trellis]

thats what i thoufht

[simple abyss]

Play on officials ig

[patent bear]

also there aren't any really spectacular attachments

the only one you should never touch is the ammo counter

other than that it's just whatever you prefer or wanna do

[wooden trellis]

ive heard that banana bungalow is pretty good

[visual acorn]

Ammo counter is not the only attachment you should avoid

[wooden trellis]

like what

[simple abyss]

night vision

[wooden trellis]

isnt that really good?

[simple abyss]

no

[polar spade]

Not at all

[patent bear]

NV is like

[simple abyss]

rarely useful