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Ya just dont see it often is all
Usually it's just ESL
and another host for a year
also the half just ended with a NaVi 8-4
Hosts by number of Majors hosted:
- ESL: 7
- PGL: 4
- DreamHack: 3
- ELEAGUE: 2
- BLAST: 1 (1 planned)
- MLG: 1
- FACEIT: 1
- StarLadder: 1
- Perfect World: 0 (1 planned)
Cities by number of Majors hosted:
- Katowice: 3
- Cologne: 3
- Jönköping: 2
- Atlanta: 2
- Columbus: 1
- London: 1
- Berlin: 1
- Antwerp: 1
- Rio: 1
- Paris: 1
- Copenhagen: 1
- Cluj-Napoca: 1
- Stockholm: 1
- Krakòw: 1
- Shanghai: 0 (1 planned)
- Austin: 0 (1 planned)
Yeah, not surprised
First cities to come to my mind of majors are Cologne and Katowice
pretty much common place for CS tourneys
Countries by number of Majors hosted:
- Poland: 4
- France: 4
- Sweden: 3
- US: 3 (1 planned)
- Germany: 1
- Romania: 1
- UK: 1
- Brazil: 1
- Denmark: 1
- China: 0 (1 planned)
i keep on getting these stupid ass thick of it and lunchly videos
NOOOO

I beg northwood see me! I will not stop until I get it
My family send this in gc, MOMENT I WAS SEND TO HOSPITAL
@zinc olive @zinc olive @zinc olive @zinc olive
Tell moonlab to unban me
i crave waffles rn 😔
aight guys tomorrow we're making waffles :3
- 300g flour
- 300ml milk
- 100g butter
- 100g sugar
- 2 eggs
- a bit of baking powder
- a bit of vanilla
- a pinch of salt
and a scoop of protein
Straight powder bro 🤓
why this game so luck
well if you cant have fun
let me suggest you something to do while you play
when you spawn in as an mtf, get a grebade
after you got a grenade get into the gate a elevator
then wait until chaos spawns
once they get in the elecatorm throw a grenade to kill the entire wace
have fun
your pfp's uniform looks like an nsdap soldier
?
nothing wrong with that
true.
must... resist the urge... to say... fatass..
it's w a f f l e s
he craves cranberries and peanuts (in the shell)
@amber ether FreaksRequired have you gotten them hours yet BOY
Yes
This is not a flex hugs.
You just made you're personal green aura grow even stronger...

New incredibox mod dropped
death
NUH UH
Keep reading from that script, pal
We beefing with 2023 messages 🙏
fr🔥🔥🔥
PP
real
bro using dark pastel blue to look like he staff
im crine 😭
He will be soon 
HEY UR THE DUDE FROM XIQX
he will still be my son
😭
blawg is not part of the team
Hi!
I think that's the first time I have ever been recognised from his videos lol
What in the balls is you doing here?
first things for everything
and whats the requirments to get the content creater role?
I'm not!
It's a good color!
I need to stand out
from all the frauds
erm hello its me an SL mod what seems to be the issue
Applications are currently closed!
When they reopen, you can view the details in #1266776162567323820 message
me when i lie
Keep reading from that script pal
dont make content for scp:sl the marketing team are saving money to secretly escape to the bahamas
Keep reading from that script pal
if you make content they dont have to
okkkk thx
ur getting warned bud, dont impersonate mods

Np
purple all the way 💯
colors fitting pfps?
PURPLE IS THE BEST COLOR

i have best role color and icon
u got that moldy ass boomerang looking flamingo
sorry
wrong
its supposed to be the grim reaper's scythe bud, cant you see?
because its month of spookiness
sounds like a big buncha baloney
tales
what is a spooky take anyways
better be fucking terrifying
it will be
the pressures on bro
hello friend
undertale lore
this is the story of undertale
lucid is a nerd
yooooooo
whos xiqx, he sounds smelly
OI

nah hes not trust im in his walls
W
why would you go in his walls
y not
i fell from the light talk or should i fight
I tried to favourite this only to discover I hit the fucking favourite gif limit ???? !? !! ! ! ! ?!? !?
😢
There's a gif favourite limit?
i curse thee to favorite every single trending gif
What's the favourite gif limit
250 gifs
Have you tried using a hex code instead?
Something like <color=#808080>
Np
i am just new administrator on RP Server
Hello
no
Never
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP (/lh)
THERE IS A OFFICIAL DUCK SONG PLUSH
Do you live in the projects?
no?
Ok

Cute
What are you talking about?
You use a discord bot for that bro
Idk
i use inspect element
Ok
interesting
Ask for sources
Where are the Moderation Applications?
1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984
Just learn how to be funny
thats gotta be real
nope not smarter
hmm
do they have guns
yeah they are
nope
Yea, smarter than some humans
they know how to fly
Especially SL players
Exactly, they had life way too easy
bees are literally the smartest animal now
We actually had to work to gain the ability to fly
Bees are just losers
Get everything given to them
how about u Learn how to be full of joy, whimsy and lunchly, because there is no better feeling then being full on lunchly while listening to the new ksi song and watching that peak new talk tu ah episode
yeah but uhh, something something all known laws of aviation
so they are just better
THey like
won a court battle
how can you say they are not smart
didn't they also like carry a whole plane
idk I never watched the bee movie
which, is based off real events
as we know
can we pin this
star reacted
bees are literally scientists confirmed
Back in 2019-2020 I was playing The Forest, and decided to build a massive compound
This is a old picture from 2020 of the finished product, ignore the messy desk, I was a slob back then
Took around a year of planning, gathering resources, and building
@bold jasper
where....
my plush collection needs more friends
The Duck is BACK and SOFTER than ever! With dazzling velcro-ified accessories like his pitcher of lemonade and handful of grapes, he's sure to make a splash no matter the occasion. The Official and most Accurate Duck Song plush ever produced, this cuddly buddy was designed after years of research and development, with every detail of his flappy ...
looks peak too... especially with the accessories... thank you
Stares intently
it is done...
cant say im shocked this thing wont ship until march seeing how they have to manufacture almost 25,000 (so far) plushies of this thing
the people yearn for the roblox fish
March! Next year?
Yeah
Jesus
i don't think I've ever seen such a long time delay on a makeship plush before.
meow
🤯
Ykw? Me and some friends are gonna make ACS classifications (containment class, disruption class, risk class, clearance level and secondary class) for the first 100 SCPs
is the sex update out
⁉️
@bold jasper
idiot
mb blood

!warn @brisk crane ghost pinging inactive studio director
Sorry sl kings 🙏

can i ping hubert and ask him how he is
is that allowed
no.
we go WAY back
hubert is my idol in life
like at least 20 years
I’m jealous @brisk crane has earned a point and I haven’t what the flip
what can i say
nothing
im just that much of a professional
host another pvp tourney
getting a warn point revokes your cheese priviledges for a year so I wouldn't consider it a win.
wait i like cheese
loser
can't do the time don't do the crime.
I just wanted huberts signature 
shut up
t5hanks
hey thats not very nice
- be friends with him
- send him cat pictures
- profit and get profile signed
Who is this
ok
how do i be friends with him
ill add him now
ong
:)
hubert add me add me!!!
teach us the ways
just be me
whtas sup guys
too hard
you're hubert?
calm down i know i know

time to join random SL servers with my tag hidden and get called out by staff
ovbiusoly read me name
yo can i join
im so bored
sure
i just used to send a private broadcast "i know what you are"
i see a few new servers on the list rn
false advertising in your bio are we squiddy?
you're not my boss yet
can we ban this guy already
Impersonation of studio staff members is prohibited.
im mod
Impersonation of studio staff members is prohibited. !!!!
thats a nice role you have there
are you giuys having a nice day
stop lying
wow!!
srsly though
andi will not save u lil bro
Keep reading from that script, pal
thanks
Does the northwood dev team have opps?
I feel like the scp community hates each other
Ofc we do
and are divided like the crips and the bloods
So we have opps then?
yes
Damm don't wanna run into them
otherwise they'll pull at our block and clip the fuck out of us
are any of you strapped?
@brisk crane next time I see u on Freya’s fortress I’m gonna shoot u down
Say it in hood terms
oh no
This guy is getting jumped
jam?
Real!
Bro have they highlight you?
I'm the class clown
@brisk crane , next time I see you on Freya’s Fortress, it’s a wrap. Ain’t no comin’ back, fam."
Oh word? They be fucking with you then
Ayo slide gang we about to clip that guy
what do i do if scp sl keeps crashing
Bro run me on my fade
Nah nah nah
Say it in hood terms
check the files 2 see if they r legit
"Ayo, run them files and make sure they straight. Verify that joint, ya feel me?"
No
Alright bet
just maks you sound like a cock
Bro nobody fucking with you Lil bro
😭
Fr fr ong
thank you
i had to verify files
It’s of no consequence to me
Bet, no doubt. I gotchu
Stop capping bruh
I’m not particularly concerned
Nahhh you weird 💀💀
I’m indifferent
u cooked
gbye
?
I prefer my cheese delightfully melted.
Bro's a snitch
if i cant get my hubert mozka signature then no one can be happy
Bro got no friends and bitches in school
spell his name right first
i cant spell
so it doesnt matter
Bro glazing on a 🤓
You have gravely wronged Hubert
you will be smited for this
Aint no way you nerdy ass is about to do anything bruh
coe back bruh
this is extremely important
wreong rserver
So lets talk about life
Sounds dum
when gifs
i'll have you know im a genius
lie
personal genius
lie
i like to hope i could be a genius
How many ways are in the word Banana using the factorial method?
answer that
60
If it is then do it
60
Correct
visual bug clearly
How did you know?
its not hard
i gave him the answer im in vc with him
lies
no you did not
who are u sshhhhh
No chatgpt or anything like that?
no
she has obviously used chat gpt
Maybe
what is up gamers
depends where you are
what
rn i have a wooden ceiling above me
whats above you rn
plywood
fire
nah im just kidding im moderately wealthy there is actually just ceiling above me
dry wall to be specific
theres nothing above me
you outside?
yes
then there is sky above you
no
wernt bros feet in this image or something
does anyone know when 14.0 is coming out?
January 17th 2025
still water
Sometime this year is all we know!
Prob late November/Early december
cause they do the christmas break thing
Yes.
🚬
Sounds good tbh, still better than Auro
Since the automatic Halloween update was released, the stuttering in the game has returned and it's quite annoying

That's part of the spookiness of the Halloween update, unity Instability 👻
xd
When are the funny candys returning, im in withdrawl😭
Never!
Most likely at the end of the month
Whelp, nw said no,
Sorry roobur
bad ending 
Halloween is cancelled
14.0 too
unity is cancelled, we are moving to ue5
Game engines are cancelled too

Go outside
Earth is cancelled
my keyboard is doing
Keyboard is also cancelled
facts
Mouses have gone missing before they got them
They atem?
Wut
Glad to see I'm not the only one with that issue, I assumed it was the driver update
how do I report someone in the discord?

whats the context of the report
somebody I know has a Racist banner
messsage @dull ferry
alright
Waiting for that to come through 
Greeting all

How are things
nothing
Salute
Nothing can be good, means you get to relax
I just had a late lunch
It's up to you to get something going
Go out for a walk if ya can
Or watch a movie
okay maybe
Anyhow, what did ya have for breakfast @rancid dome?
Noice
can of monster
there isn't any food in the fridge so im gonna go get it when the shops open
I wouldve replied with 20 cans of RB
Ah, that's not good
Make sure to buy more in the long run
I don't think your Kidneys would like that at all hahaha
Nah they feel great rn bro
Are you sure 
Yea
redbull has like 36 mg of caffeine so it's pretty weak
unless its the normal can which has 80mg
at this point not even monster can satisfy my caffeine needs
because i drink tea excessively
I have RB extra's
Inject caffeine into your blood stream for maximum effect
A small can with high B12
Dear lord
i don't think that would work either
True
There is stuff much stronger that caffeine
like amphetamines 
I do believe you guys need more sleep
Maybe I should try Krating Daeng 
(Redbull's origin)
Sleep's for the weak xD
i'm a light sleeper unfortunatel
i can't really sleep for long time
Specifically ephedra
at most its 7 hours
Same unfortunately
i genuinely don't get how people manage to sleep up to 13:00
i always wake up around 6-8
I think they pull an all nighter to get to that point
Oversleeping is also bad for you
Run outside till failure then go back home
Or stay awake for 48 hours
I did some testing and found out that the best for me is about 6-7 hours of sleep
So that's usually how long I sleep
best is 5 for me
me usually 5-8h
or 6
Wow
5h on weekdays
I can operate with 5, I mean I DO operate under 4-5 hours of sleep daily (sometimes) but after a certain amount of weeks, there'll be a day I could barely function
so u should have a better sleep on weekends
Like me, i sleep 7h or more on weekends
I try to
But I always wake up early
I can't stop it
pisulka
halloween update when
Sometime this year is all we know
true
Gm fr
Listening to moon shaped pool feels like swallowing glass
hello
WHAT
Says right there, "Biology of the Cichla Temensis" :3
Nic
Are you located around that area?
maybe
For me every server is Russian
You should know your own region man 
It makes sense for me
I live bordering Russia
But yeah, in the Internet tab, the servers closest to you will be on the top of the list
Time to scroll to da bottom
Or just search a name
A server name
btw how to talk?
If you know one
control group test was a success
In-game, with 'Q' as a default bind
k
You're new to the game as well?
yes
What's a "fmod"?

???
i would be more surprised if a korean didn't know where they are
considering they drill that info into children's heads in school
yea
i know some
cuz i play it in roblox
but some i dont know
a lot maybe
the ball?
You learn stuff along the way mate
k
Knowledge comes from experience
There is a search box a little bit above the server list
KR maybe?
k
I don’t know the 2 letter label for South Korea
Should be KR
usually discord flag names are pretty accurate
what is KR?
Korea?
its the initials of a country
But I dont think that means they're looking for a Korean server though lol
some countries don't exactly follow those initials
KR = korea
TR = turkey
GR = greece
We just told you, there is a search box above the list.
is that it?
You type whatever you want in there and see if it returns something
k
hello all
hello
oh god its the king
it is
i return a changed man
ty hello
just recently got back into this game god ive missed it
last time i played mr skelly bones wasnt in the game lol
EU is Europe
Go to settings and check for your input device, select the device name that's your mic.
oh
As for the Push-to-talk, it's 'Q' for default

man
'Former' is the first one
'Latter' would be the second one
the bird and the bee
the former here is bird
the latter here is bee
latter
"it's the latter" = "it's the bee"
man or girl
And I am the former
You said "girl or man"
Right here
This guy is funny lol
i meant this one
you said this
- You edited the message
It said "I am the latter"
- I've also clearly stated that "I am a girl"
k
???
it's a part of the game, yes
Gl with upgrading to Unity 6
welp
?
stupid fucking mod
lmfao
dang
Very luckily not my job :D

it fucked with my entire editor going from 2022 to unity 6
so I hope it isn't the same here
the only thing i know about it is that UI implementation will be a little easier
according to programmers who ive talked to about it
so
it's peak
i once played scp sl years ago, and the main menu is much prettier
the current menu looks plain
офкорс
yea, there were times
i quit scp sl that time cuz the scenes were spooky
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
xd
bro I CANT SAY HI
hi
hi
we can
literally 1984 bro

Hi
hello
nah powder coke is better
lads, i have a problem, im playing right now, but i am not getting the happy halloween achievement, whats the problem?
That command is gone
wdym gone
In the bot channel it worked
Was talking about another thing
so whats the problem
.
The clutter system (All the Halloween decorations you see ingame currently) and the Halloween update are 2 separate things, we don't currently have a release date for the Halloween update this year, but once that releases then you can get the achievement.
ok
u can get this achievement only on october 31th
Cooldown 
oh i get it now, thanks
Not really
You get it for the duration of the halloween update
For example, in 2020, the halloween update released on October 23rd and that's when I got the achievement
In 2021 it released on October 24th and in 2023 on October 28th
Alr, I’ll keep that in mind.
@lilac lion
because of copyright
what a beautiful space in that door
👍🏻
we need 14.0 models as new agents in cs2
chaos insurgency for terrorist
d-class as hostage lol
scientist hostage too
guard/ntf as ct
same
valve need the agent money though they are so pour 0 dollar to their name
valve is just a poor little indie company
yes!!
Did bro kill himself or sum?
Couldn't take it
Regretting the life of crime
Couldn't live with their choices
Heya
SEM is rank hell 💀
SE too
Joining the We are Legion gang very soon? :D
GN is actually fucking easier than SE/SEM
Those two ranks got all the smurfs
It's like a fucking barrier
One plays (more) normally, the other plays like monkeys.
That's the difference in difficulty
I BET once i get out of SEM i'm basically gonna race to GNM or even MG
Wdym?
Hell yeah
Gold Novas play more accordingly, more tactics, more methodical.
Silvers usually just rush with smgs which is harder to get your shots when youre going against moving targets
Getting out of SEM is more like gambling, hoping to not get smurfs, than skill ffs
Are you saying that i'm losing against silvers because i play like gold nova?
Possibly
Tilts you harder
Which is harder to predict, people using their brains to play? Or monkeys just rushing in at some point in time of a round

Also it's funny how my current CT gameplay is 1 round Five-seveN, 8 rounds MP9, 2 rounds AWP, 1 round SCAR-20
Matchmaking feels so good rn
Meanwhile T gameplay is 1 round Dual Elites, 1 roubd MAC-10, 10 rounds AK
Damnn
Was boutta mention the round 2 ak buy
I mean it makes sense now tho, with current meta and stuff
CS2: has 34 different guns
Valve: makes all but like 6 of them useless
It may be because my average teammates don't have a brain, but why am i the only one with 10000$ on like round 6?
Like if you look at our average economy on round 6 this is what it looks like:
- me: anywhere between 8K and 13K
- the other decent economy guy: anywhere between 5K and 8K
- the two "spend every round" dudes: 1K to 3K
- the absolute idiot: less than 1K, possibly 0
Just the price of it makes it entirely useless
One survives, others die.
But yeah, does depends what happens before/after bomb plant
conventional warfare tactics
Random funny idea: what if i go to an airsoft field ONLY with my break action pistol
Porta potty is the best thing to ever be added
I was once rushing the porta pottys while i saw them go up mid
Idiot didnt see me, even after getting headshotted by my MP9
So i knifed them :)
Dude that's a pellet gun that can actually kill
Please don't
i sort of want to get back into cs2 just to pull off dumb stuff like that
Bro it's not
Dew it
It's airsoft
Hell it probably hurts less than normal airsoft because it fires rubber bbs instead of plastic ones
What's the thing's FPS?
So anyways, imagine you're playing airsoft and you see like half your team getting taken out by a crazy guy running around with a break action single shot pistol
Airsoft guns in Italy legally can't output more than 1J energy
Iirc
~328 fps
I believe that's just so slightly lower than my AR?
I cant remember it, last time I checked was a year ago 
Yeah just checked... legally airsoft guns can't be more powerful than 1J, while paintball guns no more than 12.5J
Lol
So anyways how do you think i would do in an airsoft field running around with a break action single shot pistol
What's the arena like?
No clue
First time into an arena?
I don't even know where to go i just know i want to go JUST with that pistol
goodmorning scp sl
Yeah





