general-chat

[gentle acorn]

end of discussion

[fallow kite]

bro got solo noscoped by gta 0.5

[inland vine]

Did it go down hill

[sleek estuary]

not yet

[eternal dune]

@tired nacelle 🇨🇳

[sleek estuary]

the raid ruined the server tho

[gentle acorn]

Rockstar games casually wasting one billion on a bad game that would flop

🔥

[tired nacelle]

hi cowgirl

[sleek estuary]

• other staff keeping around shitty ppl and unbanning them

[tired nacelle]

is this racially motivated

[light lily]

thats quite ltrly basics of game visuals

[worldly bronze]

one time i was in a game where the computer was level 1 until auto nuke happened 😭

[light lily]

im not joking when i say this
quake has cancelled enemies for being too brown

[gentle acorn]

we don't use such words around here

[eternal dune]

Never

I would not do such things

that would be bad

[tired nacelle]

i murder you

[fallow kite]

how many years have you been studying color theory and game development? 0? 0.3?

[gritty igloo]

Well Well well

What do we have here

[rancid dome]

@odd minnow someone tryna break in my room

wrong chat I just noticed

[fallow kite]

bro got solod by the China exclusive gta 3 amiga port

[sleek kelp]

Just realized something

There’s not one episode where the lead singer of Metallica has made a special guest appearance on Sesame Street……master of puppets my ass

[uncut horizon]

does anyone know how i can host my own server?

[gilded timber]

If you want to host one for the general public, I would very strongly recommend a server host

If you are looking for something to play with friends, these guides might be helpful:
https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Guide:Hosting_a_server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jEFBRNSY5I

[sudden ember]

@serene coyote damn it

[fallow kite]

it was my random fucking mix

LOL

@rich zinc

there u go

[serene coyote]

sex update

[fallow forge]

for me? this shits normal

[finite kelp]

I must’ve gotten shadow banned on Hinge cause now I’m only getting FAT BITCHES 🖕🖕🖕🖕

[fallow forge]

https://tenor.com/view/archie-archie-malone-archiemalone-gif-17379551416160898258

[light lily]

mf got shadowbanned ona dating app 😭😭🙏

[finite kelp]

IM ONLY GETTING

FAT BITCHES

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-missing-gary-lonely-tears-spongebob-gif-14460070

[rich spruce]

Guys do i need to Send a new Mail to the verification Team, after it got denied or can i Just reply to the denied Mail from the Team so that that they can try again to verify the Server ?

[junior jasper]

Try sending new

[rich spruce]

Kk

[plucky juniper]

Why not just do like !verify in the server console

(not an expert though so maybe you have reason)

[worldly orchid]

Pretty sure that would work

[rancid dome]

I shall check this then 👀

[fallow kite]

all women are beautiful and equal in worth.

if u cant understand that you dont deserve em

[untold wyvern]

i got all the shields and sticky jumper

[lilac frost]

Respect to you

[patent bear]

shi how i'm feeling

[untold wyvern]

I KEEP ON LOSING HEADS CUZ OF RANDOM CRITS

[strange niche]

Reject the eyelander

embrace the pan

or the sign, depending on your taste

Seriously, I can still near top score through sheer tomfuckery using the sign, it's all about the technique and embracing the jank that follows

[hidden merlin]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[hidden merlin]

!rep @untold wyvern

[snow umbra]

You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!

[hidden merlin]

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/iQJmqQIGC4Kj5rSVq/spok?invite=cr-MSxhdzEsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

@strange niche

[polar spade]

Wait Simple, you joined ND?

Since when

[strange niche]

Since a couple of days ago

[polar spade]

Nice

[strange niche]

My first action is to approve the construction of the Iterator Project above Site-02

because fuck you, you ain't seeing the sky ever again

[polar spade]

Damn. Sky is useless anyway, the moon turns off if 079 presses F

[untold wyvern]

can this sniper stop bodyshotting me

[meager slate]

No man's sky

[polar spade]

This is amazing

[worldly orchid]

I agree

[polar spade]

About time we got rid of the fricking sky

[rigid mantle]

Fuck skybox make it skibidi

[somber raptor]

You know what would ROCK?

Dragostea Din Tei music kit for CS2

[tough tapir]

Pet rock

[somber raptor]

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei
Nu ma nu ma iei, nu ma nu ma nu ma iei
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai

(These are song lyrics nathan don't smite me)

[stuck dagger]

help why cant i enable my vc in scp secret lab 😭

im holding Q and nun is happenin

[somber raptor]

• check your privacy settings
• check if your input device is set properly

[lilac frost]

Black Candy = Gambling candy

[somber raptor]

Talking about gambling:

• i play 3 poker hands with my friends
  > 1st hand: Full House
  > 2nd hand: Three-of-a-Kind
  > 3rd hand: Full House
  

[lilac frost]

Who doesn't love gambling

It's the best

[somber raptor]

2 full houses in 3 hands is crazy ngl

[lilac frost]

Insane

[somber raptor]

Odds of a full house is 694 against 1

[lilac frost]

That's crazy

[stuck dagger]

also can i make it so i dont have to hold down a button to speak?

[somber raptor]

No, SL only has push to talk

[stuck dagger]

ok

[somber raptor]

And honestly, thank god
Since most SL players are kids on laptops with crazy background noise

[somber raptor]

If i had to hear my voice back on some kid's mic everytime i spoke i'd have stopped playing SL a long time ago

[noble wren]

amazed someone can name that

[somber raptor]

Wdym?

[noble wren]

the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vf-lRD3IHY i love that i was watching japanese gravity falls like last week and now get advertised this

love youtube sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpZ_s4uSR5M oh god, even bloody more

[rancid dome]

Gotta feeling my next mirage game will be a rank up game

Getting just MG's in my lobbies now

[somber raptor]

my ass still in Silver:

[rancid dome]

[somber raptor]

some people say SEM is harder than Gold Nova

and they're probably right

[gentle acorn]

real ones don't play cs

[somber raptor]

SEM (and silver in general) is hard because every other game you have a fucking smurf

[rancid dome]

yeah you get plenty of smurfs in that range

so their hard stuck silver friends can rank up

[lunar siren]

[somber raptor]

"get gud"
brother you're in silver you don't have perfect aim, crosshair placement, positioning, utility usage and counter strafing unless you're a smurf

[somber raptor]

nah smurfs do it for fun, not to help their friends

[rancid dome]

hmm

appears mine is a tad different here

but yeah, I do agree with that tho, some do play for just that

[somber raptor]

remember you're playing in Asia

EU smurfs do it for fun

i agree with you, tom

[lunar siren]

Tf does it mean

[rancid dome]

There would not have

[somber raptor]

there'dn't've

[somber raptor]

or There should not have

[rancid dome]

'd for would
n't for not (e.g. isn't)
've for have

[lunar siren]

Brain hurt

[somber raptor]

how the fuck do you even pronounce it tho

[lunar siren]

You just dont

[rancid dome]

Dared'nt 'tuff

[rancid dome]

Ya just smooshing things together basically

[somber raptor]

i BET whoever came up with that shit also came up with this fuckery of a city

[lunar siren]

Thats english?

[rancid dome]

I mean, there's always that one Welsh village

[somber raptor]

i get the dutch are high most of the time but how do you wake up one day and decide your city's name will start with an apostrophe

[lethal scroll]

I'd totally buy a Moo deng plushie

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome totally accurate CS2 skill graph trust me

[light lily]

anomaly got tradebanned 💔💔

for a year

yet teammates are still in the game

[somber raptor]

he exploited the deathmatch bugs too?

[light lily]

yeah

but im pretty surehe only did it out of curiosity

[somber raptor]

• "valve needs to fix this fast"
  > valve tradebans everyone who did it including him
  😂

[rancid dome]

Valve's like, "I gotchu, fam."

[light lily]

shit only proves my point

cs2 is a cashgrab

[somber raptor]

what do you think of my totally accurate skill chart

[light lily]

if u think about it, leaving the bug in the game will make valve more money

[frosty osprey]

FROM THE SCREEN 📺 TO THE RING 💍 TO THE PEN 🖊️ TO THE KING 👑 WHERE'S MY CROWN 👑 THAT'S MY BLING 🌟 ALWAYS DRAMA 😡 WHEN I RING 🪕

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[somber raptor]

them armory skins are starting to surface on the market

rn they're crazy expensive so i'll probably wait

[light lily]

this so peak

[somber raptor]

yeah right now the Galil AR Rainbow Spoon's going for 200+ dollars i think i am gonna wait

[hoary nexus]

I thought he was a mouse

[light lily]

what the hell is even going on 😭😭🙏

[tough tapir]

No he a rock

Good rock

[hoary nexus]

good rock

moog rock

[fallow forge]

hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[tough tapir]

Moooooooog

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

MOOOOOOOG

@robust blade MOOOOG

!moog

[buoyant helm]

who the HELL is expecting ACTUALLY good content from me

i'm fighting like 4 different wars

1 for my mental sanity through school

1 physically as my body fights off the second coming of COVID-19

1 for my relationship with some girl at school

and 1 where i try to not go insane

[latent jackal]

Me, I believe in you

[lunar siren]

You look like the old sl tutorial animations

[buoyant helm]

that's because i am

i am, in a way

[lunar siren]

Mechasolaris????

[buoyant helm]

what

no

i'm not Mechasolaris per se

i'm just doing what Mechasolaris does, in his same style

[lunar siren]

Oh

Wish you luck then

[buoyant helm]

i might just record the VAs myself later and get it done

i'm gonna have a really... really raspy and fucked up voice for a 13 year old

mostly because i'm sick

and coughing every 5 seconds

so t'will be fun

[lunar siren]

🤔

[buoyant helm]

the main VA has some personal issues of his own

that and he's busy drinking vodka and doing the hopak dance at parties

so i'm gonna have to solo the entire post-production process myself

SCP-1853 guide soon 🙏

[rough wing]

Lmao be prepared to fight ten times more when you reach adulthood

[light lily]

idc about this stupid shrek juice, i want skibidi toilet as a playable character

[zinc olive]

Day 5 I think unless yesterday was day 5 of asking for scpsl content creator

NO

it’s day 6

That’s my bad

[somber raptor]

what the fuck is wrong with my browser

[zinc olive]

The gods of northwood will recognize me one day 😔

[rancid dome]

Who you?

[zinc olive]

Too good for you to understand

[rancid dome]

If you say so

[zinc olive]

Look me up on TikTok

I’m the TikTok guy

Or YouTube

[meager slate]

You know, normally you apply for that thing. You don't just get given it

[zinc olive]

I did

And it’s closed

I’m doing

A

Bit

Some would say

A silly

[rancid dome]

I don't use TikTok :)

[zinc olive]

YouTube

I have a YouTube

AHHHHHH

[rancid dome]

Fair argument

[zinc olive]

5k subs

[rancid dome]

I shall check it out (later)

[zinc olive]

5.4k

Algorithm likes me

[zinc olive]

[buoyant helm]

not rotten fruit per se

just decoding mixed signals like Alan Turing cracking the enigma code

[buoyant helm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053783932455374920/1192926913711329321/togif.gif?width=1193&height=671

[strange niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066848963807936654/1163344634966200380/stormwatchers_2.gif

[lethal gulch]

e

[craggy obsidian]

What server do you Play on nerd boy?

[lethal gulch]

great game

i just dont know how to play

[foggy coyote]

@amber ether fat

[random schooner]

Look whose talking

[craggy obsidian]

Lots of guides on yt that could show you the basics, id explain but I can't play all the time. still have 500+ hours

[craggy obsidian]

The beef is crazy

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[somber raptor]

what the fuck is that build

[rancid dome]

Hybrid sights

Those are always cool

[tough tapir]

Eotech with magnification

Or an abomination of red dot and eotech

[rancid dome]

Doesn't look like a normal red dot

[tough tapir]

Prolly just magnified

[rancid dome]

I think that's either Magnification or thermal/NV

[tough tapir]

Or night scope

Yeah

[rancid dome]

After all, who the fuck does a EOTech-Red Dot hybrid

[tough tapir]

Someone would

[rancid dome]

Yeah, I can totally see it

[foggy coyote]

he's fat

[random schooner]

Projection

[foggy coyote]

NO

capsl ock

https://tenor.com/view/heaven-hell-fire-wolf-gif-16228184

[somber raptor]

probably NV

thing is those are not even aligned

[random schooner]

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

[somber raptor]

besides looking fucking stupid

[somber raptor]

(the eotech sight is lower than the red one)

[stable mirage]

trust

[north ledge]

Clearly you haven't seen some of the stupidity dragged out of the us military

I don't remember if it was a prototype but I swear that was one of the bits of their madness

[rancid dome]

I havent seen first hand, no

[north ledge]

Honestly loads of optic shit is so dumb

[rancid dome]

Tru

[north ledge]

Me cutting the front sight off of my ar because I can't switch it to a non front sighted gas block

[rancid dome]

oof

What ar was it?

[north ledge]

Not me but there was a platoon/whatever (don't remember which or when) - guy wanted to put a holo on his rifle without the front sight post - told no - he just cut it off

He got told off for it iirc but it worked

[somber raptor]

what is wrong with poker players

💀

[rancid dome]

I cannot imagine having an EOTech and still having to aim thru the front sight 😭

[somber raptor]

this one is funny tho

[north ledge]

Honestly I had a similar issue with my Airsoft ar - I just took off the entire front sight block LOL

[hollow sparrow]

Where is the real Halloween update

I can’t survive any longer

[random schooner]

I have an idea,

Did you know there's a 3114 in you right now?

Why don't you play with it?

[hollow sparrow]

I could get a better skin

And this could be you

[hollow sparrow]

Me on ma way

[random schooner]

Someone needs to draw this meme, but its aiming the in-game shotgun at 3114 in Site-02

[rancid dome]

I could try, but I suck

[random schooner]

And also give 3114 the jailbird in-lieu of the sword

[rancid dome]

So I will draw about 25% and then stop

[random schooner]

Or whatever he's carrying

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

🤩 i want a flipper zero

[errant hollow]

The jerker

The jorkee

Jorker

[errant hollow]

https://media.tenor.com/DSlQWrwU_uoAAAAM/zeno-sama-zeno.gif

[errant hollow]

Yay

[robust turtle]

NERD!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-the-jack-o-lantern-mwhahahaha-nyehahahaha-laughing-gif-27609104

[untold wyvern]

WHY DOES THIS GUY HAVE 100K KILLS ON A SNIPER RIFLE

[gaunt talon]

Strange kill farm server

[untold wyvern]

i transformed my chargin targe into golf

[gaunt talon]

I prefer the tide turner

Paired with the half-zatoichi

[strange trellis]

claidheamh mor tide turner supremacy

[gaunt talon]

I probably use the half-zatoichi just because I got a strange version of it

[strange trellis]

iron wood gives me an iron wood

[random schooner]

for a second I missed the "an"

[zinc olive]

I forever wait..

[amber ether]

No u

[light lily]

aint no way some mf asked me english or spanish in scpsl 😭😭🙏

ive lost hope in humanity

[rustic moon]

hey

[rustic moon]

nah

[rustic moon]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-dude-stfu-omori-mad-gif-21784339

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[rustic moon]

🆔 C

[random schooner]

That's the spirit

[fallow kite]

hi

[untold wyvern]

oh uh

i use the tide turner with eyelander and boots

[solid echo]

If you see mr dad

Remind his ass he owes me 50

Yes

Anyone

Remind him

[strange trellis]

50 zimbabwe dollars

[gaunt talon]

50 what

[subtle sundial]

those who know..

[lethal scroll]

Fallout is officially 27 years old

[untold wyvern]

peak name

15 views in 1 hour with 2k subs

[sonic musk]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[gentle acorn]

Is there a lore reason why i can't play the game with goodbyedpi enabled?

[wicked spade]

its because we live in hubert's head and he doesn't allows us to

[gentle acorn]

0/10 answe

non Canon

[fringe cedar]

10/10 answer

[autumn elk]

hello everyone

[fringe cedar]

No

[robust blade]

I remain

[rigid mantle]

Hello sigma

[lunar siren]

Hello sigma

[rigid mantle]

evening rizzler freaky

[fallow kite]

pls release halloween update 🙁

i want to play as 3114 in offical servers

been hearing a few people say the same in game

word

game is so fucking fun on holidays

especially christmas

i’m ready for both the skeleton and candies

christmas was SO fucking fun

really is

Flamingos are insanely fun

chirstmas tree spawning at 914

[somber raptor]

i just found a dude with such a fucking stupid hairline

[fallow kite]

that 2

Drinking the hot coco

[rancid dome]

To grind, or bedge

[fallow kite]

in the cups all around the mapp

shit was so fun 🥲

seasonal content really carried 13.0

Pretty sure we'll get awesome stuff for Christmas

i cant wait for the map revamp bro

im tired of the same generation

Coming soon

ive remembered all layouts

[fallow kite]

need it to come tmrw

fr

gotta get patreon for beta access

i am not responsible with money

I already had Patreon last month

Tier 3

[strange trellis]

they need to replace the map with brume tower from Dark Soul II: Scholar of the First Sin

[fallow kite]

why that specifically

they should make a feature where u can breach scps n like someone from spectator chat can spawn in whenever its breached

some base game feature where spectators can get involved would be nice

yeah i was so happy when they kept 3114

is that the scp number

idk

yeah

Hubert confirmed it’d be added permanently sometime in the future

[spice coyote]

make scpsl like phasmo where you can throw objects

[fallow kite]

i was thinking like

457

[fallow kite]

that would be peak

457 is the lamest shit ever

its just a short thing

i don’t want more series ones personally

its not supposed to be forever ykwim

just so the game can last a little longer n so more people can have fun

or a scp relating to ghosts

and people from the spectator chat can become them

i might do research on that and add it as a suggestion

i was also thinking adding able would be so bad ass

having a sword and rushing mtf spawn waves

able is blacklisted pretty sure

noo way

same with like 682 and 999

[gaunt talon]

I hate able

[fallow kite]

there’s a lot more SCPs I’ve seen suggested that are awesome

we need a scp thats helps players n scps hunt the scp

like one that spawns in light or something

[gaunt talon]

What do you mean by this

[fallow kite]

and like instead of the scp number being red, its green

[fallow kite]

like 999 how helps, but hes blacklisted

i might go look at scps that benefit HUMANS

and add a suggestion

[gaunt talon]

We are already getting a scp that helps in hunting scps

[fallow kite]

idc about that glasses thing

its gonna get nerfed

as soon as it drops

people with 1000 hours finna abuse it

Have to wait and see

1344 has it’s pros and cons tho

if u take it off ur like partially blind

[quick knot]

There is no SCP Blacklist anymore

[fallow kite]

Oh word?

[quick knot]

Doesn't mean those SCPs will be added though

[fallow kite]

Figured

[quick knot]

It is just GD wanted to move away from a blacklist and instead just look at an SCP to see if it fits

[fallow kite]

Terran do you know what staff thinks on international SCPs?

[quick knot]

So don't expect things like 3008

[fallow kite]

how the fuck

would 3008 work

[burnt oyster]

Can i get a certified retard rank?

Its ManBearPig

💩

[fallow kite]

people still suggest it

[quick knot]

By telling people to go play the 3008 game instead

[fallow kite]

thats stupid as fuck bro

[somber raptor]

hm

[strange trellis]

I will only play this game again if they add scp-1000

[somber raptor]

it surprises me that we've only eradicated 2 viruses ever

[burnt oyster]

@somber raptor Can i get a certified retard rank?

[somber raptor]

bro i'm not staff

[quick knot]

No idea

I know some GD loves lesser known SCPs though

[fallow kite]

thank god for that

[quick knot]

Personally I won't mind them. But I'm not a dev

[fallow kite]

the lesser known SCPs are definitely appreciated

[quick knot]

It's nice shining light on them

[somber raptor]

i think GD wants more lesser known SCPs to give the name to give the game a unique identity from the other games that only have the more known ones

[hazy notch]

[quick knot]

Instead of adding the 50th "this SCP was in CB"

[fallow kite]

ghosts are actually a stupid idea

[quick knot]

To be fair, a lot of lesser known SCPs aren't well known because they didn't exist in CB

[fallow kite]

cause then u would need MTF Mu-13

[somber raptor]

they've already added some lesser known SCPs: 207, 268, 244, 1576, 1853, 2176 and soon we'll get 1344

[quick knot]

207 is somewhat known

Even before it was added to SL

[fallow kite]

everyone knows 207

who played CB

[quick knot]

It existed in CB mods and SCP Unity

[somber raptor]

yeah you're right

[fallow kite]

true

[somber raptor]

207 is not in vanilla CB

[fallow kite]

mods

meant to add that

[quick knot]

But looking at non CB SCPs just gives you more options

[burnt oyster]

Why was i banned for griefing now?

wtf

[fallow kite]

they existed in Halloween

[quick knot]

You end up finding things that can fit in the game

[somber raptor]

you mean ghosts or you mean MTF Mu-13?

[fallow kite]

Mu-13

[fallow kite]

yeah but we need something permant so people dont leave the game cause its just the same thing over and over

[somber raptor]

yeah... out of 9000+ SCPs there must be some good ones

[quick knot]

Adding lesser known SCPs is less "because we don't want to be CB" and more, a lot of CB SCPs don't work in SL

[burnt oyster]

Can anyone ping me mods so i can dm

[fallow kite]

i personally dont care that the game is the same thing, i love the community and it keeps the game extremely fun

Because they really don’t

[somber raptor]

yeah for example: what would be 860's use in SL?

its use in CB is literally to go through one room

[quick knot]

This is a server for the game

[fallow kite]

860 would be horrible

[quick knot]

If you got banned from a server in game, report it to their discord

[fallow kite]

no if you guys want horrible

whats that one scp

when u read the book

[burnt oyster]

ohhh

[fallow kite]

and it kills u

1025

gives u the diseases

that would be fucking terrible

they should add the blue key room

no

explain why not

[somber raptor]

we just talked about it 1 minute ago bruh

[fallow kite]

i dont know scp numbers

[fallow kite]

only the person with the key can get in

[quick knot]

860 runs into the main issue of it requiring a single key to get in

[somber raptor]

1. Needing a slot on your inventory to traverse through one single room is absolutely fucking stupid

[fallow kite]

to ESCAPE

[somber raptor]

and also the issue that said key is only used for that door

[somber raptor]

no, you need the key to go through one door

[quick knot]

860 sounds like a massive camping issue

[fallow kite]

It definitely is

nvm yall right

people can stall that shit

pointless

[quick knot]

The key itself works on any door

[fallow kite]

same goess for that 1344??

or is that another scp

[quick knot]

But it needs a standard key locked door

[fallow kite]

wait

no the gasmask

1499

and it teleports to the other

[somber raptor]

and the foundation has a certain liking for keycard doors

[fallow kite]

yeah

[quick knot]

We have 268

[terse atlas]

If they get rid of 3114 they should give us 035

[quick knot]

Which let's you actually leave the room

[fallow kite]

yeah thats why i said its pointless

[somber raptor]

the gas mask would basically be 268 v2

[quick knot]

With 1499 the player's just wait for you to take it off

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-26178840

[somber raptor]

yeah i was about to say that

1499 would actually be worse than 268

imma list all SCPs in CB and why they wouldn't work in SL

[quick knot]

Some things in CB have interesting concepts. But can work better with a different SCP

1499 is an interesting concept to escape, but 268 is far more effective at it for the type of game SL is

[fallow kite]

035 would be terrible for offical servers

[fallow kite]

it should only stay in dr bright

[quick knot]

My biggest problem with 035

[fallow kite]

glad GD can recognize this

[quick knot]

Is people never respect the article at all

There should always be a limit to how much you can ignore the article's lore

[fallow kite]

035 literally would be against the scps imo

[quick knot]

Giving 035 a gun is just ignoring the entire identity of 035

[fallow kite]

035 would be more manipulative than just SCP with a gun

[fallow kite]

like a rebel

[quick knot]

035 straight up wouldn't use a gun to go on a killing spree.

[solemn flame]

035 teams up with whoever benefits him in that moment

[fallow kite]

then it could be any class

[solemn flame]

yeah

[fallow kite]

he shouldn't have a team

079 is perfect

for the scp team

[quick knot]

035 loves to mess with his victims. He might use a gun to threaten someone's friend. But he wouldn't go on a massacre with a gun. He would find that boring.

[fallow kite]

its just he gets nerfed heavly

[gaunt talon]

Most scps in sl wouldn't be teaming with each other

[quick knot]

035's gimmick is manipulation

He tricks people

035 can cause audio hallucinations

[fallow kite]

true like shy guy and peanut

[quick knot]

But, we already have 939 in game

[fallow kite]

i miss the old 939

so bad

[quick knot]

So, what exactly can 035 do, that another SCP can't and isn't just "give him an inventory system"

[fallow kite]

i miss people playing sound boards on him while he chased us

[rancid dome]

Hello, Mr. Marketable plushie :D

[quick knot]

[fallow kite]

and the t posing zombies that shit was so funny

[fringe cedar]

The tbois

[fallow kite]

when 049 would have a hoard its just a bunch of tposing zombies

[quick knot]

How is that list going

[fringe cedar]

I miss the tbois

[somber raptor]

i'm typing

[quick knot]

Try not to trigger a text wall filter lol

[somber raptor]

im prob just gonna screenshot it and post it as image

[unborn adder]

does anyone know the owner?

[somber raptor]

both because text wall and because character limit

[fallow kite]

if u play scp sl

[somber raptor]

Hubert Moszka (don't ping him)

[fallow kite]

you have a chance to meet him

ive met him like 5 times

[unborn adder]

i do

[fallow kite]

i believe

[unborn adder]

its fun

[rancid dome]

Do you need help with something?

[unborn adder]

i wanna ask him smth

[quick knot]

What exactly

[severe viper]

Then you should include cb scp 173, because in sl there’s no actual blinking

[rough wing]

2 days without Mr dad.

[severe viper]

And if we consider actual blinking, then everyone would not blink at the same time

[rough wing]

I can't keep going on.

[fallow kite]

exactly

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/namztaes-sad-window-rain-gif-23232396

[fallow kite]

ping me when u do so i know what to not suggest

[severe viper]

I think it’s the way you implement a new scp, not just ctrl+c, ctrl+v from cb to sl

[fallow kite]

well u can't expect new scps to just pop out of nowhere

[quick knot]

One should never completely ignore an SCP in CB that won't work in SL

Sometimes looking for another similar SCP can work

[severe viper]

Ofc, I know the process

Designing the scp, then making the model, programming it, testing it, balacing

[quick knot]

294, the vending machine, definitely has too many issues

[severe viper]

It was cool

[fallow kite]

type in a player name and it kills them

to op

[quick knot]

But I have seen people suggest 261, another vending machine SCP that doesn't have the whole "type whatever you want issue"

[fallow kite]

"cup of Terrantula"

[quick knot]

Thank God that isn't my real name

[fallow kite]

a cup of speed n health would be cool

[somber raptor]

name's Pan-dimensional vending machine, right?

[fallow kite]

but we have candy

[severe viper]

Scp-409, could be an scp in sl

[fallow kite]

so no need for for the vending machine

[somber raptor]

yeah i was right

[quick knot]

Those are the crystals, right?

[severe viper]

Yep

[quick knot]

Hm

[fallow kite]

dear god no

[quick knot]

I would love more enivormental hazards

[fallow kite]

NO

camping a elevator

and running into the spawn wave

Bad idea

[quick knot]

Well. You can't pick up 409 lol

[severe viper]

b-but it would be funny…

[quick knot]

It's like trying to carry 330

[robust stratus]

crystal gun

[quick knot]

It is a ticking time bomb

Just waiting for something to go bad

[somber raptor]

what happens if you do that?

[quick knot]

But with 409 the issue starts the instant you carry it

[quick knot]

It is fine at first

[earnest mountain]

scp 1123

[quick knot]

But if you drop that bowl you are dead

[terse atlas]

I was going to suggest 076 to you but after reading up on him, 096 is just that similar scp

[quick knot]

Little known fact about 330

If the entire bowl gets dumped at once. It just kills everyone nearby on the spot.

[somber raptor]

damn

hm

if you put a candy back into the bowl and you take another one, will it work or will it still do the thing? 🤔

[fallow kite]

what if 1 person was there

[quick knot]

Then that one guy dies

[fallow kite]

infinte candy glitch??

just gotta

[quick knot]

There is no defined range for the bowl dump killing

[robust stratus]

that one guy suffers the wrath of a thousand suns

[terse atlas]

If you hold E on 330 it just kills everyone in candy room and removes all the candy, or it just spawns a bunch of candy on the floor

[quick knot]

Just "everyone on the scene instantly died"

[fallow kite]

worth it lmao

[earnest mountain]

what if theres an earthquake and the bowl falls

[fallow kite]

that sucks

[quick knot]

Anyways. 409 is interesting

Enivormental hazards are cool

[fallow kite]

earth dies

[quick knot]

It being an item can cause issues though

Since one, how would you pick it up

And two, elevators

[fallow kite]

what if 096 knocked the bowl

does he die

[severe viper]

Scp-427 also could be a great addition

It’s like the healing thing

But it kills you after a while

[fallow kite]

nobody would use it

useless item

heals u for a while

impending doom

[solemn flame]

i would imagine it would be similar to the guy with prosthetics feeling like he wants to take them off

[quick knot]

A207 exist. So 427 would end up creeping on its grounds

[fallow kite]

lmaooo

[terse atlas]

It would also be a radius of healing, right? Like a 500 pill but for multiple people

[fallow kite]

okay so if that does happen, think of 5 chaos about to fight a mtf hoard, whos gonna win

[severe viper]

When SCP-427 is opened and exposed to biological tissue, it rapidly regenerates cellular damage and somehow is able to purge invading compounds or infections.

[fallow kite]

obviously the chaos since that item would be over powered

[severe viper]

It’s just for one tho

[robust stratus]

would love for sl to have a zone "taken over" by an scp like 409, idk if it should be made a requirement to pass through the zone to escape but rather gives better benefits than normal facility exploration

[terse atlas]

Its healing abilities are directional, so anything not in line of sight with the central orb experiences no effects.

[quick knot]

Yeah

[terse atlas]

You could just point it at people

[quick knot]

Anti 207 does the same

But also stops death

And cures more

[fallow kite]

that would be cool

[terse atlas]

Or just hold it so the orb faces up so the light gets more people

[severe viper]

Almost all death

[fallow kite]

like you need a 05

[quick knot]

427 is interesting, but it would creep on a207's territory

[severe viper]

You can still die by 173

[quick knot]

SCP Items should be unique imo

[fervent mauve]

Hi.

[quick knot]

A207 and 427 just end up being similar

[pearl anvil]

groundbreaking idea

[fallow kite]

i agree they shouldn't just be broken, they should have pros n cons

[terse atlas]

Ok? You can still get killed with Anti cola, same with 500 and 268

[fallow kite]

anti cola is broken tho

[quick knot]

Honestly I never realized just how similar it was to 427 until now lol

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/excellent-happy-mr-burns-simpsons-satisfied-gif-16091269

[robust stratus]

it is?

[somber raptor]

@quick knot the list

[somber raptor]

it's not

[severe viper]

For spawn waves yes

[fallow kite]

have you never used it??

[severe viper]

For scps NO

[quick knot]

I'm gonna tell GD to break it more

[fallow kite]

173 begs to differ LMAO

[somber raptor]

• remember that you cannot get anticola without a trip to 914 (unless server has plugins) so it makes sense that it's a bit stronger than normal cola

anyways i'm gonna see myself out gonna eat dinner

[quick knot]

A207 spawns naturally

[somber raptor]

WHAT?

since when

[robust stratus]

like are we specifically talking for using it combined with 207 or its actual stats it gives you

[quick knot]

About 2 months ago

[severe viper]

You can still die from scp 173 in one hit with anti cola

[quick knot]

10% for it to spawn in a given round

[somber raptor]

damn

[fallow kite]

not if ur full

[fallow kite]

it's rare

[quick knot]

Making it the 2nd SCP Item to not always appear in a round as well as the 1st unique SCP item to do so.

[robust stratus]

i have not played the latest patch and have lost the sacred knowledge of sl update changes

[severe viper]

I must try that then

[fallow kite]

taking it with 207 will cause an explosion

no joke

i have a clip

[quick knot]

My biggest regret when suggesting A207 was the matter/antimatter reaction

[fallow kite]

one shot 106 with it

it does like 1000

[quick knot]

It does 900 max

[fallow kite]

close enough

[quick knot]

It is just a normal grenade

[somber raptor]

Wdym?

[fallow kite]

but ur able to BE the gernade

[quick knot]

244-B was the first SCP Item to not always spawn in a given round

A207 is the first unique SCP Item to not always spawn in a given round

244-A will always spawn

[terse atlas]

scp 714 seems like Anti cola just without the health benefits and I guess immune to 939 cloud

[somber raptor]

It's actually the best thing you've ever thought of

[quick knot]

714 would really only work if this game had memetic hazards

And lots of them

[fallow kite]

yeah but like who would actually use that

[terse atlas]

There's only one memetic hazard which is dog

[terse atlas]

Idk

[quick knot]

Yeah. That is pretty much the only thing in game it could block

And you can just use invigorated status effect to block amnesia

[fallow kite]

i do believe the game needs some memetic hazards and environmental hazards just like u said

would make it actually feel like more of an scp foundation

[quick knot]

Also

If 714 was added. We 100% should make it so when you die to 049 while wearing it the death screen says "Tried to use another game's logic"

[terse atlas]

966 is an interesting concept but it may not work in SL, maybe a chance to spawn 1-4 of them, they have a sound blast which could drain stamina faster for a couple seconds and when the subject has no stamina they could be attacked or something, the problem is that 966 is invisible except for NVG, right?

[thorny gazelle]

682 when???

[eager wadi]

never

its a fatass that cant fit inside the facility

[fallow kite]

fatass would be stuck in his room LMAO

[severe viper]

Scp 457?

[fallow kite]

needs humans to burn

[severe viper]

I know it was in sl a long time ago

[fallow kite]

would self contain if no spawn wave

needs to CONSTANTLY kill

[terse atlas]

scp 127?

[fallow kite]

shooting teeth

at scps

and humans

funny feature

not useful tho

[quick knot]

I'm pretty sure Mikel has a chalkboard with tallies on it for everytime someone has suggested 127

[fallow kite]

would be dope for halloween

[terse atlas]

What if it's a good damage dealer but you can't reload it since the magazine is nondetachable, and you don't carry around teeth lol

scp items are limited

[fallow kite]

they should make it so if u contain 079 u have access to facilities cameras

instead of his room being just an armory

[terse atlas]

Just a computer screen and a button that switches to different rooms

[fallow kite]

or they make a place

[terse atlas]

That'd be cool

[fallow kite]

like a electrical place

and u have access to cameras once u contain scp 079

security room or sum shit

so u can check for the last players

[terse atlas]

I was thinking a security room, maybe it only spawns in if 079 spawns and is locked till he gets recontained

[fallow kite]

no

it wouldn't make sense

foundation always needs a security room

[solemn flame]

i remember people (myself included) have been begging for 127 since like scopophobia

lmao

everyone was like 11.0 is the perfect update for it they will 100% add 127

[severe viper]

Or just integrating the pc in the intercom room

[fallow kite]

wait yeah thats smart

a part in intercom room

more uses

[quick knot]

for the record

Site-02 canonically has a security room

[fallow kite]

and if u look at shy guy through a camera it still agros him

[quick knot]

it just isnt in game

[random schooner]

Mikel is just jealous that he hasn't fired a MP5, unlike me

[quick knot]

it is where CASSIE's core is located

[random schooner]

Anyways when will you update the facility guard's name on the wiki

[quick knot]

you also dont need to tie a room like that to 079 spawning

doesnt really make sense

both gameplay and lorewise it would be weird

[solemn flame]

where does one acquire an mp5 dude this sounds sick

mp5 has to be my favorite gun

[severe viper]

So Cassie is in site 02?

[quick knot]

yeah

why wouldnt he

[random schooner]

I didn't buy it, I just rented it out at a gun range once

[solemn flame]

oh shit

i need to go to a gun range sometime

[quick knot]

CASSIE is a security system for site-02

[severe viper]

So, could scp 079 hack it and do things with the facility?

[fallow kite]

079 disabling cassie

[quick knot]

079 cant hack CASSIE

[random schooner]

Its worth renting once to cross "firing a machine gun" off your bucket list but do not underestimate how expensive firing a machine gun is. You are legit going through around 20 dollars of ammo in 2-3 seconds

[quick knot]

079 is controlling everything wirelessly

[fallow kite]

give 079 some time

he will figure out a way

[quick knot]

CASSIE can not be accessed wirelessly at all

[fallow kite]

name it eric and it will start TWEAKING

[quick knot]

the only way for 079 to control CASSIE is if someone took 079's computer and physically plugged it into CASSIE's terminal

[terse atlas]

Yeah, fair enough, I was just focused on the 079 part

[quick knot]

problem is, 079 is in heavy

CASSIE is on the surface

[fallow kite]

and is protected by 3 security gates

[terse atlas]

Give D boys and Chaos the ability to take 079's floppy disk and upload him into CASSIE

[quick knot]

079 controlling CASSIE would just be an instant lost for everyone in Site-02

as 079 would just instantly start a decontamination in all the underground zones

or blow up the warhead

[terse atlas]

Auto scp win lol

[plucky juniper]

tier 6 power

[terse atlas]

A use for 035

[severe viper]

I saw a video like that

[quick knot]

CASSIE makes Tier 5 079 look like Tier 1

[random schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[severe viper]

It was a concept for sl

[random schooner]

Tier 7 power

Bring back 79 turning on nuke

[fallow kite]

hell no

79 only needs to help scps

its fine the way it is

[terse atlas]

Is there a robot scp that could be hacked into, theoretically?

And could be used to cause mass amounts of harm?

[severe viper]

I saw some tips in game that hinted in 079 surviving warhead if it was tier 5

[quick knot]

would be strange to have a robot SCP connected to the internet at all times

[quick knot]

scrapped feature

[terse atlas]

Or 079 just doesn't die if nuke goes off

[quick knot]

you generally dont want computer based SCPs to have network access

[terse atlas]

Fair enough

[quick knot]

that's why they dont allow 079 to be connected to any network outlets

[terse atlas]

Get a D boy or Chaos to upload 079 into it

[severe viper]

Or doctor

[severe viper]

I think it is the only scp (with Larry???) that are actually intelligent

[terse atlas]

Is 096 intelligent?

[severe viper]

No

[terse atlas]

Why?

[severe viper]

The wiki says so

[terse atlas]

079

[severe viper]

I mean the one that can actually move

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-silly-gif-18412871428528214483

[quick knot]

!079

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[quick knot]

079 moving

[steep summit]

hi terran

[quick knot]

hi hubert

[steep summit]

[quick knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871923578541572126/1292133878818930791/twitter_1842327322222887096.gif

[random schooner]

Anyways, add hippos

[terse atlas]

Teir 6 power

[quick knot]

man

the chat is just not the same without Mr. Dad

[fallow kite]

zombies should have a 20% chance to spawn in with a buff

[terse atlas]

I think they should give zombies suicide vests

[fallow kite]

promote this guy to scientist

[willow shoal]

Man I remember when spectator ui looked like this

[somber raptor]

i found a man at the supermarket with the dumbest haircut i've ever seen

[fallow kite]

[somber raptor]

dude was rocking male pattern baldness but with a string of hair at the front

something like this

[terse atlas]

SL scientist ahh cut

[somber raptor]

bro didn't know if he wanted to be a monk or a normal person

so he did both

[fallow kite]

gmod hairline 😭😭

shoulda told him its over just go bald

[hardy pumice]

@contentcreator

[patent bear]

diabolical

you should get shunned if you rock that in public

[plush bolt]

The window haircut

[fallow kite]

who?

[gaunt talon]

The greatest mind of our generation

Mr. Dad

[willow shoal]

What happened to Mr. Dad?

[random schooner]

Turkey banned Discord

[fallow kite]

he uses the SL discord, he clearly is not

[willow shoal]

Bruh

[random schooner]

Eh I place Discord above any other mass social media tbh

[willow shoal]

L Turkey moment

[fallow kite]

turkey is fucking disgusting

[willow shoal]

Ham better

[fallow kite]

beef > turkey

[random schooner]

Chicken master race

[willow shoal]

Actually pork solos all of them

[random schooner]

Nah im not a fan of cops

[fervent mauve]

Welcome.

How are you guys even?

[drowsy vine]

The

[fervent mauve]

The?

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-the-essay-hilarious-haha-gif-3565665

[fervent mauve]

[fallow kite]

@random schooner what is hippo deepstate about???

[fervent mauve]

Is any server in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/472406571247337483 good?

I know of only two servers that are active.

[undone charm]

when would the halloween achievement be available?

[gaunt talon]

Late october

Around 25 october

[somber raptor]

oh BRUUUHHH

[hybrid tree]

the voices

[undone charm]

aw, thats the only achievement that im still missing since i got this game last christmas and have gotten 1,000 hours

[gaunt talon]

Do you main combo pyro

[somber raptor]

that's better

[plush bolt]

am i missing something

is this the same image

[simple abyss]

nope

it's the same image

[gaunt talon]

Same image

[somber raptor]

ah i sent the same image i'm dumb

THAT's better

i have 190,164 out of 200,000 XP needed for the service medal

Btw i have a question for yall

How big (how many students) are schools in your country?

[strange trellis]

depends on where you live

[somber raptor]

True

The school i go to has 768 students

[somber raptor]

(It's 1 of 7 high schools in my city)

[random schooner]

Usually around over a thousand students, when I was in highschool in the Greater Atlanta Area, Georgia, USA

My college had around 17,000 students

[simple abyss]

My school has 1384 students in this year

[somber raptor]

Damn

[somber raptor]

I mean... colleges are big we talking about schools here

[simple abyss]

And it's like a highschool but not actually a highschool

[somber raptor]

Wdym

[random schooner]

Nah college is definetly not like highschool

Take this from someone who spend 6 years in college

[simple abyss]

Not yours, mine

[random schooner]

What'd you go to college for?

[simple abyss]

wdym I never said I went to college

[somber raptor]

Probably to get a degree

[random schooner]

Ah apologzies I've had the equivalent of 8 beers

[somber raptor]

Bro

[simple abyss]

Good for you

Could have shared some with me but oh well

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/pss-power-sport-system-car-drive-keys-gif-18342541

[random schooner]

Ah I thought they went for the exclusive gym access

[simple abyss]

Hard to put it into words since I don't think many countries have this (at least not that I'm aware of)

[somber raptor]

@random schooner do it

[somber raptor]

(Disclaimer: this is a joke)

[random schooner]

Nah man I'm already at home

[somber raptor]

Just go out for a stroll

[somber raptor]

Try to explain it

[random schooner]

I guess, not like the cops around here actually do their job

[random schooner]

Bruh alcohol is too expensive to share

Unelss I'm too drunk

[somber raptor]

🇮🇹?

[random schooner]

In which case I'll happily give away all my beer to randos at the bar

[random schooner]

Nah Im American, I just really hate cops

[somber raptor]

Go to germaby

Germany

[random schooner]

Cursed of being a VERY large man, I need to down a large bottle before I get buzzed

[simple abyss]

Basically I learn everything I would learn in a normal highschool but at the same time I'm also studying a profession (in my case Software dev)

[keen quarry]

hi

[simple abyss]

hello

[somber raptor]

Your average cop in italy is a random dude

[random schooner]

But specifically I, 6'5" and 230 lbs and having to spend a ton on alcohol before getting drunk is not fun

[somber raptor]

So basically like Professional Institutes in italy kinda?

[somber raptor]

Damn

[random schooner]

And average American cop is a psycho

[simple abyss]

For 4 years I learn everything (Math, History ect...) but in my fifth year (now) I only study subjects related to my profession (for example now I study backend development, frontend development, ect.

[simple abyss]

I guess, I'm not really sure what are those

But judging by the name yeah

[strange trellis]

what basically no training or education does to an mf

[random schooner]

I would always impress the bartenders with how much I could drink. I'd drink 2 pitchers of beer, remain fully lucid and able to maintain a conversation with the bartender.