general-chat

[magic vortex]

i was crazy on-

[fringe cedar]

Crazy?

I was crazy once…..

[magic vortex]

tutorial jumpscare

March 3rd.

[orchid kraken]

Im not now, im a better person

That was 1.5 year ago

When i first entered scp community again

[tight ermine]

I'm glad you've improved your behaviour

[orchid kraken]

it was same reason i was muted here

[tardy walrus]

quincy :)

[tight ermine]

HIIII

How are you?

[tardy walrus]

haiii

am good

wbu

[unkempt tree]

Huh

Huh

[tight ermine]

I'm great!

[unkempt tree]

I'd recommend sending in another appeal if there has been sufficient time after your last one got denied

Aight

@tight ermine I can officially taxi you around now :D (From tomorrow technically, since I am drinking champagne right now)

[simple abyss]

Pets Manager

[unkempt tree]

He used to be CEO of all cats...

[tight ermine]

Take me to the cats

[tight ermine]

Still am!!

[unkempt tree]

[orchid kraken]

How do i send? Cuz the ppl who are responsible for bans wont reply at all

[unkempt tree]

Are you in the discord server?

[orchid kraken]

Im banned there

Scp sl no, discord yes

[unkempt tree]

Ah

That explains

[terse atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248469581169823744/1277876250848919592/attachment-10.gif

[orchid kraken]

DONT EVER SHOW UP THIS GUY

THIS IS FUCKING HELL

NO WAY IM GOING BACK TO THIS COMMUNITY

[orchid kraken]

So... how do i appeal?

[terse atlas]

Why not?

[tight ermine]

@terse atlas please put him back into that community for 2 weeks, as a punishment

[orchid kraken]

NO PLEASE

I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN

Weirdos shit fuck

[terse atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1285275792535851123/1291303418190626878/image0.gif

[orchid kraken]

Show itself is fine but the ppl there

Grown ass man telling infront of celestias voice actor that ppl represent her as terrorist

Infront of everyone

[terse atlas]

Didn't know that happened

[orchid kraken]

He said stuff way worse but i aint telling more

Not infront only her btw

[terse atlas]

I've only started to be part of the fandom really recently, like a couple months ago or something

[orchid kraken]

Joined a year ago somewhere august

Left this year august

[terse atlas]

Ah

[orchid kraken]

I thought it'd be a friendly community but its literally living hell

Staff are way more worse than crab game staff

[median gull]

Can anyone help me how to put plugins on the server?

[terse atlas]

You talking about SL or mlp?

[orchid kraken]

Mlp

[magic vortex]

send him to Detroit!

[terse atlas]

So far for me I've only talked with friendly people, doesn't seem so bad where I interact with but I do know there are some bad subsets

[brazen shuttle]

Covert ( @tough tapir )

[rough wing]

@tight ermineare you the CEO of whatever this thing is

[somber raptor]

lol

[tough tapir]

me

[somber raptor]

that's not a cat so he's not

[brazen shuttle]

you

[tough tapir]

cameleoline cloak active

[somber raptor]

so sad that you are the worst map in CS2

[tough tapir]

[eager wadi]

[devout cove]

This game is so cool

[lost fern]

You were told multiple times "No"

And for the appeal

[orchid kraken]

One tells me i can appeal
One tells no

I just wanna kms atp

[lost fern]

https://tenor.com/view/you-don't-invincible-omni-man-jk-simmons-that's-the-neat-thing-gif-4390372980992221432

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056260402155110411/1137946390392213504/fastmanwithaxesgoingsuperhaywire.gif

[lost fern]

A lot of things changed in appeal procedures

[orchid kraken]

So i cant appeal AT ALL?

Even after those mf 1.5 year?

[lost fern]

Yes, unless it's really really unfair

[terse atlas]

Kratos

[lost fern]

Also I don't think anyone ever would accept a appeal of someone after evading punishment with alt account

I'm done

[stuck flume]

what in the fuck is the new ci model wearing a ww1 trench coat

never spoke in this server just wanna ask that

[solid echo]

As for the ww1 question

No idea

Its probably their drip or some shit

But cmon, its cool as fuck

[stuck flume]

i meannnn

sure

[stuck flume]

i really like the mtf one

feels like an actual mtf

[royal sail]

[cinder urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/update-game-game-update-gif-13330659533985679719

[stuck flume]

cannot wait

used to play scp sl all day in covid

instead of studying

best years of my life man

[orchid kraken]

I did that?

Wtf

[lost fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796484434676154441/1283146144918143000/ok-thumbs-up.gif

[orchid kraken]

💀

[gentle acorn]

The noxpils situation is insane....

He's done.

He's over.

It's over.

[rough wing]

I worked for noxplix, he's a FRAUD

[orchid kraken]

I mean redline did, i was problematic as takail said, banned me, also evaded, after months, i appealed, he said he didnt trust me but gave me 2 months to play on their server to prove it, unbanned me

[orchid kraken]

Cancled

[gentle acorn]

Dude how the fuck do you get banned on multiple servers

[orchid kraken]

My past is crazy shit here

[gentle acorn]

I play like an asshole and I still haven't been banned from a single server

[orchid kraken]

Unbanned then

[rough wing]

I got warned once in kurva because of accidentally shooting somebody by thinking they were skeleton

That's all I have done throughout 4 years

Nothing else

How tf

[gentle acorn]

Mf said like two slurs and says his past is crazy

[sleek estuary]

same

[mighty musk]

@quaint holly

[orchid kraken]

Worse than that

Trust me

[mighty musk]

wait are we allowed

to swear in this discord

[sleek estuary]

fuck

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945867179511922689/1288687158290546762/caption-6.gif

[quaint holly]

fuck you why did you ping me

[mighty musk]

🥹

[gentle acorn]

I'm all ears

[mighty musk]

this is the first discord server thats like related to a moderately large game that lets you swear in it omg

all the other ones if you say fuck or something your muted for like a week

[sleek estuary]

slurs are obv banned, but yeah its pretty chill here

[gentle acorn]

yeah just don't call other people not so nice words

although mods don't even care about that

[sleek estuary]

I regret opening twitter

[mighty musk]

oh my god

YOU CAN EVEN SAY RETARD

[gentle acorn]

Just uninstall it

[mighty musk]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[mighty musk]

so if i say fuck you then im cooked

[sleek estuary]

can we still say cock

yippy

[mighty musk]

also do we ever get embed perms in here and wat level

[sleek estuary]

i got that word blacklisted for a year a few years back

[rough wing]

We can't say the word after cop though

[sleek estuary]

oh u right

good

actual brainrot

[mighty musk]

utter woke nonsense 😱

[gentle acorn]

I installed twitter and saw a dude getting torn apart for saying that smoking is drinking is bad

[quaint holly]

hawk: whats 1+1
me:

those who know:

[rough wing]

Shut up

[mighty musk]

can we ban letter for making hatespeech

[rough wing]

Yeah I feel offended

[lost fern]

I would muder someone if they would've said that Drinking kills

[gentle acorn]

Hawk or whatever it's called is such a stupid meme

[terse atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[lost fern]

[gentle acorn]

Good thing it's blacklisted

[rough wing]

Why? So they feel the effects of drinking?

[orchid kraken]

16 warns and bans on redline scp
5 server bans on redline discord
2 perma bans both
(End effect: unbanned both scp and discord)

1perma ban memescp discord
Several memescp scp bans, warns and mutes
(Effect: banned on discord only)

Muted here too once and appealed

Just ask redline atp wtf happened

[gentle acorn]

Drinking kills

[lost fern]

Give me your address

[rough wing]

You're literally drinking jack Daniels no wonder you didn't die yet

[gentle acorn]

[lost fern]

I drink other things

[gentle acorn]

literally HOW

[rough wing]

drinks 40% and calls himself alcoholic

[lost fern]

There's plenty of things at my bar

[rough wing]

60% is where it's at

[lost fern]

I also got 100%

[gentle acorn]

Alcohol tastes like shit regardless of the percentage

[rough wing]

Yes, it is called rubbing alcohol

[gentle acorn]

🥱

[rocky adder]

Who wants rep

[rough wing]

You

You want rep

[lost fern]

Rep yourself

[rough wing]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

Not really but I mean I’ll take it

[orchid kraken]

Not to mention ban on german server today cuz i was too annoying
well the server complains about the staff being incompetend and unfair anyway, after i got banned the server members were arguing the ban is too unfair

[rocky adder]

!rep @rough wing

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rough wing a reputation point!

[gentle acorn]

why do you play on German servers

aren't you russian

[fallow timber]

das serverkrashen

[gaunt talon]

He's austrian

[gentle acorn]

alright

[orchid kraken]

I understand both languages

[sleek estuary]

I need to check if our server ever banned you man 😭

ban speedrun

[orchid kraken]

I had 8 warns in german server which half of them made no sense at all

Warn for killing armed personel without warning

Killing chaos cuz they spawned while auto nuke was on is considered "Spawnkilling" for them

The entire server always had complaints abt them being not fair with punishments

[gentle acorn]

I have a warn for asking a dude if he's gay

beat this

[orchid kraken]

This would be perma if it was me

[gentle acorn]

If the punishments suck why don't you play on underground

[lost fern]

I have been immediately banned for talking

Because of my deep voice

[orchid kraken]

Yeah i will switch to them but the negative is its not Modded server

[gentle acorn]

no you got banned for being an addict

[lost fern]

Beloved alcohol

?

[gentle acorn]

mmmm bitter piss that kills your liver

soo yummy

[fervent mauve]

Hello.

[lost fern]

Worth it

[gentle acorn]

No it's not

It tastes like ass

[winged storm]

where did the channel w/ Northwood studios job adverts go?

[lost fern]

I just got used to it, you didn't

[orchid kraken]

@gentle acorn

[gentle acorn]

That's called being an addict

[fallow timber]

its called having fun loser

[gaunt talon]

#1266667711573000212

[gentle acorn]

0/10 ragebait

[lost fern]

[fallow timber]

youd be a fool to get enraged at being called a loser

[rough wing]

I need alcohol

[jagged lily]

4

[rough wing]

4

[gentle acorn]

-1/10 ragebait

you're so bad at this

💔

[jagged tide]

dude shut up

[fallow timber]

minions go!

[gentle acorn]

why am I getting attacked by people I've never seen

Skadi did you summon an alcoholic army or some shit

[terse atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[fallow timber]

i appreciate it

[lost fern]

Maybe

[gentle acorn]

clash royale skeleton army

[jagged tide]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[fallow timber]

end your life

[lost fern]

@finnish people

[fallow timber]

im not finish

[gentle acorn]

dw chat I have the log

[terse atlas]

Just @ all FInnish people lmao

[gentle acorn]

positive elixir trade

easy dubs

[terse atlas]

Finnish "people"

[gentle acorn]

why are you pinging happy people

[light lily]

https://tenor.com/view/when-the-money-vince-mcmahon-big-chungus-wwe-gif-16018373

[fallow timber]

finnland has one the highest suicide rates in the world

[gentle acorn]

I don't see your keys

[lost fern]

Summoning alcoholic people

[gentle acorn]

can you give me one so I can look closer

to see if it's real, yknow

[light lily]

insert a sauna joke

[gentle acorn]

whats their problem

[fallow timber]

dark winters

[gentle acorn]

they live in a goated country

[lost fern]

The name says it all

fin land

[fallow timber]

half of their country is northern enough to experince 6 month long nights

[light lily]

u dont got an alt account with 7 keys with the sole purpose of transfering money tho

[gentle acorn]

stop you're making me want to gamble...

[gaunt talon]

Billions must gamble

[fallow timber]

quit having fun

[gentle acorn]

I'm not gonna buy a tour of duty ticket

[light lily]

[gentle acorn]

I'm not gonna..

fuck it we ball

[lost fern]

Would you sell kindeys

Or balls

[gaunt talon]

Both

[light lily]

this song so peak ❤️

[lost fern]

Bet allat and double everything

On slots

Life good

[light lily]

scpsl if it wasnt mid asf

[gentle acorn]

I pwned a kid on that server yesterday

[gentle acorn]

@eternal rock hii

[fallow timber]

what the actual fuck has this game turned into

[gentle acorn]

gambling

peak server

[eternal rock]

i am now the csgo man

[gentle acorn]

yeah I'd quit sl too if I got dunked on like that

[terse atlas]

15.0 update

[foggy coyote]

i lost everything

[eternal rock]

we didnt even get to gamble mf

[foggy coyote]

the temptation was everything

[rough wing]

No... Not every thing

You still have your kidney.

[foggy coyote]

i have noting... 💔

[gentle acorn]

yeah because I'm too good at this

I killed you while being in the same team

[lost fern]

Sell things, gamble

[gentle acorn]

[eternal rock]

that's called playing tf2

[lost fern]

[eternal rock]

we're going to murder you

[light lily]

5 freaky keys 👅

[rough wing]

Have fun

[gaunt talon]

Did you sell your tf2 keys for this

[foggy coyote]

i have no kidneys

[light lily]

maybe

[rough wing]

There is one more organ that you have two of.

[lost fern]

You're dead

[gentle acorn]

Apple user 🤮

[lost fern]

I got that custom android shit on my chad phone

[light lily]

dude holy shit the new discord update so buns

like who thought this was a good idea

[foggy coyote]

i have noting

[foggy coyote]

its a good idea

[light lily]

the thing is, when i reply, i click the zesty ass heart 😭

[eternal rock]

brains you have one in your hip like an 1800's stegosaurus

[light lily]

i have noting 💔

[olive ridge]

and where it goes

on gods twilight?

[minor goblet]

I have none

[olive ridge]

Wait

You still dont have kidneys?

just borrow some

from

khm

a friend

ye

[eternal rock]

hawk tu ah has ruined the reputation of hawk species everywhere

[light lily]

goated album

[fallow kite]

That's an awesome showcase

What are the medals for

[olive ridge]

Why you need hats

if u can have

a fish

[olive ridge]

get british helmed

why I have 2 fishes

[patent bear]

reddit unusuals

[pure python]

well well well

who do we have here

[crystal reef]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[crystal reef]

!rep @normal bear

[snow umbra]

You have just given @normal bear a reputation point!

[eternal rock]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eternal rock]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eternal rock]

!rep @eternal rock

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[olive ridge]

Fine

[eternal rock]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[olive ridge]

I will do it myself

[eternal rock]

stupid bot

[olive ridge]

!rep @eternal rock (csgo man)

[snow umbra]

Member "@eternal rock (csgo man)" not found.

No.

[eternal rock]

!rep @olive ridge

[snow umbra]

You have just given @olive ridge a reputation point!

[eternal rock]

what

[olive ridge]

!rep @eternal rock

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eternal rock a reputation point!

[eternal rock]

oh shit

it's self aware

[olive ridge]

csgo man duplicated somehow

[storm narwhal]

We are doomed

[terse atlas]

!rep @snow umbra

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to a bot!

[terse atlas]

Nooo

[normal bear]

thanks gang

[terse atlas]

CASSIE please

[olive ridge]

Thanks gospodin rabotniy

[storm narwhal]

Is this real?

[olive ridge]

maid

!maid

[snow umbra]

[normal bear]

oh hey pesci

[olive ridge]

seabunny

[pure python]

!rep @pure python

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[rough wing]

Why do you rep random people

[crystal reef]

[pure python]

i know you

[eternal rock]

im sorry robot ovrelord

[rough wing]

That's based but I wanna know the reason

[pure python]

kurva

[normal bear]

im not random

[storm narwhal]

👋

[crystal reef]

not random

xd

[rough wing]

Oh

[storm narwhal]

?

[pure python]

kurva

[storm narwhal]

Yea

;))

[storm narwhal]

Do u know me from discord or SL?

[olive ridge]

I just made a fire with one tf2 word in scp discussion

[eager wadi]

!stab @silk owl

[snow umbra]

kryelv4#0 has been muted in this server.

[storm narwhal]

Bri'ish moment

[eager wadi]

!ban @silk owl troll, joined to spam ping

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[eager wadi]

ħarra

[pure python]

both prob

[crystal reef]

xD

[storm narwhal]

Damn ☠️

[olive ridge]

thanks gospodin rabotniy

but it can feel?

we doomed I think

but it's not his brother so we alright

[storm narwhal]

Procastinating

[pure python]

wag gang

☝️

[olive ridge]

procrastinating is goo

d

[sonic musk]

wagwan

[pure python]

probably

[olive ridge]

I cant finish my art

So its good

cause it s lame

no u dont

[storm narwhal]

☠️

[sonic musk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114470004948226048/1121732616480100462/IMG_0651-1.gif

[olive ridge]

U just eat kidneys

[storm narwhal]

(Kid)neys

[olive ridge]

yeah

its a punchline

[storm narwhal]

Bro, 😭

Stop this person

[olive ridge]

stop whatever you are doing

the big brother is watching

[olive ridge]

I think he is having a stroke

and need help

[eager wadi]

!warn @fallow kite spamming emotes

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos.

A warning for @elfin heron has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.

[jagged lily]

Called to the principal's office...

[mortal crypt]

hi

[pure python]

what for

[storm narwhal]

Bro got banned for spammin emotes but not for sayin he wants to touch men and for the other guy to give him backshots

[pure python]

emotes are a bigger threat than sexual harassment threats

[jagged lily]

i am commenting on the person who has been warned

[olive ridge]

warned

[pure python]

duh

[olive ridge]

not baned

[pure python]

oh oka

[storm narwhal]

*warned mb

[storm narwhal]

😭

[pure python]

ok i revoke some of my statement i though they got banned

but stroll

[olive ridge]

tomorrow

[pure python]

still

[storm narwhal]

9 buisness years

[olive ridge]

but you know how they said

tommor is tomorrow

so when tomorrow became today

its not tomorrow

[pure python]

do patreon supporters get access to 14

[storm narwhal]

☠️🤔

[olive ridge]

no

[pure python]

💀💀💀

[olive ridge]

this year

and new assasin screed

[mortal crypt]

Yesterday

[olive ridge]

so we gonna play sl this year kiddo

[eternal rock]

no we're gonna play dust II cs2 exclusively

until our fingers are but blood and bone

[olive ridge]

no no no no

i dont want to return to that thing

but maybe

maybe

[modern kernel]

How do I publish my server cause the verifacation team said I dont need to verify

[olive ridge]

on office \

[eternal rock]

how about.. source dust II

[olive ridge]

hmmmmmmm

okay cs go

dust short

[eternal rock]

idk if csgo even has private servers

anymore

they killed it

and cs2 community server browser is fucked

[olive ridge]

all my 100% achievemnt gone

[eternal rock]

noone hates valve more than valve game players

[olive ridge]

exterminated

[eternal rock]

mfw 90% of maps are gone

mfw valve is not adding the really cool community caps

[olive ridge]

Only whats left from cs go is that screenshot

and some screenshot on bank with payday gang mask

[eternal rock]

only think left from cs:go is bot practice mode

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chewing-bottle-water-bottle-gif-20695531

[eternal rock]

even training day in cs2 is shit bring back tutorial map valve

nooo deadlock better

[olive ridge]

remember when lake was competiteve

I think I need to go to sleep

I wrong write letters in easy words

and write like god in words I dont even know how to properly write

[eternal rock]

samei wrote too instead of two in chat

[olive ridge]

Pretty cool game so

but almost every time its a game in one gates

u hard push

or get pushed

[eternal rock]

99 in 5 hits with m4...

should i jump off the tuscan cliff

[eternal rock]

plis invite me

[olive ridge]

okay

steam in ls

[eternal rock]

what

my friend code?

[olive ridge]

Yeah ls is private messages tho in russian

My brain really sleepy

[minor goblet]

Enquiry

[somber raptor]

that moment when the match lasts 1:48:09

[gaunt talon]

How does this happen

[radiant fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[patent bear]

hong kong cone is like, THE redditor hat and the other set looks like the iconic reddit fedora

so they're the reddit unusuals

[somber raptor]

no idea

[minor goblet]

The redditor hat?

[somber raptor]

probably some roleplay server shit (rounds tend to last quite long there)

[minor goblet]

I don't even use it

[radiant fiber]

Who won

[somber raptor]

no clue i didn't play the round i just found it

[radiant fiber]

:(

[somber raptor]

if you need the Site Director role you have to execute that command

[eager wadi]

no

[somber raptor]

please see yourself in #bot-commands

[spring perch]

oh thx

[eager wadi]

do it in your serverconsole

[patent bear]

wait, why did you buy them?

those are pretty expensive

[minor goblet]

Only one is bought

Strange Hong Kong Cone is the only one

[patent bear]

alright good

[minor goblet]

Rest are just me who sold my soul

[somber raptor]

should i accept the friend request from the russian scammer on Steam to see what they say and us have a laugh at them?

[minor goblet]

Block them and report them

[patent bear]

nah don't even give them the time of day

[minor goblet]

If they do.

[somber raptor]

sometimes it's funny to see how they try to scam you

[strange trellis]

devour him instead

[somber raptor]

find his house and get him drafted

[patent bear]

i wonder if anyone has ever successfully scammed a scammer

and just robbed them

[gaunt talon]

I remind a video where a guy scammed a indian scam caller

[patent bear]

always wanted to do that especially after i got scammed

[strange trellis]

people have done even better

someone has managed to hack into a scam call center

[tardy walrus]

old ss

[patent bear]

i mean on like

steam

[strange trellis]

steam idk

[somber raptor]

bro that's 3 whole days what the fuck 😭

MTF had time to build fucking generational wealth

[tardy walrus]

i deadass dont remember if this my screenshot or someone else

or if its a bug

[patent bear]

i don't think a server can even go that long without a restart

[somber raptor]

that is 72 hours, 46 minutes and 57 seconds 💀

[patent bear]

gotta be a bug

no fucking way that one game lasted that long

[gaunt talon]

Someone could have disabled round end

[somber raptor]

No one:
MTF spawning for the 10th time in the same round:

[somber raptor]

That is 748 to 935 spawn waves

[solemn flame]

megapatch 2 gameplay:

[somber raptor]

(it happened 2 months ago)

[solemn flame]

crazty

[sonic musk]

this chat dead

[eternal rock]

cs2 NEEDS more interractable doors

we need more stuck doors

[eternal rock]

drea mans switch when

dead

la brea

[sonic musk]

you don't want cs2 to become cs 1.6

[orchid kraken]

Servers when they have spawn per 2 min

[eternal rock]

i want it to become cs 2.6

with stuck doors and all

[somber raptor]

DOOR STUCK

[sonic musk]

https://tenor.com/view/cs2-monkey-gif-27712270

[somber raptor]

get out of the way son
DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK
PLEASE
I BEG YOU
WE'RE DEAD

[eternal rock]

outside look like fish eggs inside look like suired..

[sonic musk]

https://tenor.com/view/counterstrike-csgo-door-stuck-knife-lit-gif-13501025

[eternal rock]

i'm adding this guy to friends

now i know why the mp5sd is bad weapon

i shoot guy in head gaben says nope

45 damage 3 shots

[shell mortar]

Cs2 is TRASH

Valve killed counter strike

I bought the new 15 euro battle pass

[somber raptor]

• game is trash
• buys battle pass

[patent bear]

top 10 signs of addiction

[gaunt talon]

Secret lab battle pass when

[somber raptor]

Hmm

[somber raptor]

MTF-E11-SR | Asiimov would be fire

[somber raptor]

People talk about shooting .50BMG out of a shotgun but what if i fire .50 Æ out of a flare gun

[shell mortar]

Exactly

[shell mortar]

I had like two months without playing

But I will gamble and see if I can get my money back

Probably not though

The normal deagles will cost like two euros

Because everyone will go for them

[tame pendant]

Yappiston

[random schooner]

I like the FNF adaption of Door Stuck

[somber raptor]

I'm not buying the battle pass because:

1. The charms suck ngl
2. The only skins i want from the armory collections are Nova Würst Holle and Galil AR Rainbow Spoon (hoping i don't have to wait for the armory to end to be able to buy them)

[shell mortar]

They will be available in a few days in the market

But they might be expensive at first

[somber raptor]

Thank god

[somber raptor]

Yeah

[shell mortar]

Steam changed how the items work

[somber raptor]

Wdym?

[shell mortar]

You have to wait 7 days to put stuff on the market after unboxing them

Or buying directly from the game

[somber raptor]

That's fucking stupid

[shell mortar]

Before it was only a trade ban

But after the armory update its for the market too

[light lily]

i am NOT accepting this

[somber raptor]

Accept that

[light lily]

too late

[shell mortar]

Idk if it's for other games on steam but cs2 is the only one that matters for me because I don't play other games with a steam marketplace

I accept every random request I get (they are all scams)

[light lily]

i only have close friends

[somber raptor]

Since i bought my Knife i've been getting a shit ton of them lol

[noble wren]

damn

[shell mortar]

I did get scammed once for like 35-40 euros

But I recovered

[noble wren]

i'm just waiting for amanda the adventurer 2 to manifest

[somber raptor]

Wait you have an AK Asiimov?
Damn

Also how does someone get a service medal in 3 months jesus christ

[shell mortar]

Yeah, I got lucky and sniped a 0.15 for regular price

[simple abyss]

If they are lvl 1 likely an exploit

[shell mortar]

And that I didn't give it to the scammer

[shell mortar]

Probably saved up the levels from last year or has no life

[somber raptor]

Regular price is still like 200 dollars or sum iirc

[somber raptor]

(It's you)

USP-S Torque is basically Cyrex but yellow 💀

[shell mortar]

Yep

[shell mortar]

Nah

[latent jackal]

I filled my water bottle with 1.5 litres of water last night, once I woke up it was all gone.
That damned water goblin took all my water

[shell mortar]

For factory new maybe

[somber raptor]

💀

[somber raptor]

Lemme check

[shell mortar]

Minimal wear is around twice as expensive as field tested

[somber raptor]

Huh i remembered it to be more expensive

I have an AK Ice Coaled (and imo Ice Coaled looks better than Asiimov on the ak... Asiimov fits more on the other 4 weapons)

[shell mortar]

Half life patches and pin

Ez4ence music kit

Impressive, very based

[somber raptor]

Thanks

[shell mortar]

For how much did you get the bowie for?

The gloves are around 100 I think

Have to be

[somber raptor]

I forgor but rn it goes for around 120 or 130

[somber raptor]

Gloves were like 75

[shell mortar]

Okay, pretty good I'd say

Probably last question, what do you think of the state of the game? (lol)

[somber raptor]

Hydra Gloves ★ | Mangrove are some of the cheapest

[somber raptor]

Not great not terrible

[shell mortar]

Yeah, I don't really like fingerless gloves though

[somber raptor]

The Doctor doesn't take care of his fingernails that well

[shell mortar]

If I had more money I would buy something like shadow daggers lore and turtle gloves

[shell mortar]

I see

[somber raptor]

Why would you buy Shadow Daggers

[shell mortar]

Idk, two knifes with the price of one

[somber raptor]

Anyways, skins we have in common:

• P90 | Asiimov
• M4A4 | Magnesium
• XM1014 | Black Tie
• G3SG1 | Hunter
• MP7 | Cirrus
• R8 Revolver | Grip

[shell mortar]

Nice

[somber raptor]

Which one of my skins do you like the most

[shell mortar]

Let me check again

Probably the knife I guess

[somber raptor]

Besides the Knife?

[shell mortar]

Disco tech as well

[somber raptor]

Oh right

[shell mortar]

I had the mecha industries deagle too

[somber raptor]

also do not look at the stickers on my AK

[shell mortar]

NICE!!!

[somber raptor]

You forgot: Industrial amount of Lambda graffiti

[shell mortar]

Ohh yeah why didn't I highlight that too

[shell mortar]

Idk man. I will just say high roller

[somber raptor]

Btw what do you think about fancy looking skins (like Nova Dark Sigil and G3SG1 Hunter)

[somber raptor]

Did u see the nametag i put on it?

[somber raptor]

Personally i LOVE them

[shell mortar]

I want to try using the bizon but the mid tier category is kind of full

Mp9/mac10 , p90 , xm to have a shotgun , negev , m249 for trolling

Which one should I swap with the bizon

[shell mortar]

Now I did

[somber raptor]

M249

[shell mortar]

Damn

I have more kills with that than I have with the awp or deagle

[somber raptor]

It's a Gambling Gun both because of the skin and because of the armor penetration 🔥

[shell mortar]

I'm not that good as you can see

[shell mortar]

Smart

[somber raptor]

49 in 1 headshot piece of shit gun

[somber raptor]

Damn

I have quite the number of kills with the AWP (i'm an AWPer)

[shell mortar]

Yeah they are cool. But personally I prefer the more brightly colored skins

My most used weapon is the p90

That's why I "invested" on the asiimov skin for it as well

0.153

[shell mortar]

I think it's good only in the first rounds

Like after winning the pistol you can start blasting with it

Or if you know that the opponents will eco

[somber raptor]

This is my loadout:
CT Side

• USP-S
• Five-seveN
• Desert Eagle
• R8 Revolver
• P250

---

• P90
• MP9
• Negev
• MP7
• Nova

---

• M4A1-S
• AWP
• AUG
• SSG-08
• SCAR-20
  ========
  T Side
• Glock-18
• Tec-9
• Desert Eagle
• R8 Revolver
• Dual Berettas

---

• P90
• PP-Bizon
• Negev
• MAC-10
• XM1014

---

• Galil AR
• AWP
• SG-553
• AK-47
• G3SG1

[somber raptor]

My lowest float skin is 0.0009

And my highest float skin is 0.9991

[somber raptor]

(A pair of cheap ass skins i bought for the funny)

[shell mortar]

No one uses the famas

It sucks

Just use the mp9

[somber raptor]

Fr

MP9 is so broken

It's basicallt as strong as the rifles for 1250$

It does take 6-8 shots to the body to kill, but the fire rate is so high by the time some guy hits you three times with the AK, you'll have unloaded half your magazine on him

[muted pasture]

Can't wait for when the halloween stuff is back

[somber raptor]

Then there's the Negev, which i named "1700$ Laserbeam"

[muted pasture]

Even though I didn't play when it was there but I've watched videos

[shell mortar]

I have yet to rebuy the lambda pin

And the mecha industries deagle

But I probably will not rebuy that

Neither the famas

[shell mortar]

On low ranks you can jump around and get kills because people can't aim

I stopped playing premier after reaching 10k

Games became too difficult

[somber raptor]

Fr

[shell mortar]

They added italy in comp after a year

[random schooner]

REmember when you had to buy ammo for your guns in Counter Strike?

[shell mortar]

Must have been such hard work for them to change a line of code

[shell mortar]

That pfp suits you

But I guess I do

[random schooner]

You wish you were as cool as your pfp

[brazen lance]

helo

[shell mortar]

I play 1.6 for the zombie mods only

[brazen lance]

bruhhhhhhhhhh

[somber raptor]

Funny story:

• I'm holding B on inferno with green
• green peeks car and instantly dies
• i get a 3K
• the theee dudes on A site got fucked by 2 dudes
• they plant, i am alone
• i kill the 4th guy
• i can't defuse in time and have to save
  > i get a 4K and still lose the round because 3 people couldn't even kill one of the 2 dudes on A site + green (who had a rifle, which could have won us the round) instantly died

[brazen lance]

no

[somber raptor]

@shell mortar

[somber raptor]

Iirc that game ended 12-12

[brazen lance]

no

denied

[brazen lance]

bruh

[random schooner]

Bros on his bruh era

[brazen lance]

bruh

[random schooner]

I'm a shrigma male

[shell mortar]

1v9

[shell mortar]

Ok

[random schooner]

Ok? More like get KOd

[light dagger]

how do you link your steam account and discord to the patreon bot ?

because I spent 5€ but I don't have access to anything, so I guess I missed a step

[somber raptor]

First you have to link your Discord account to your Patreon account

To get the role

Then Linking Steam to Discord is useless since you got the 5€ plan

https://youtube.com/shorts/istsAOITdf0?si=7nXwunwIdSmt3tmv Harry Potter SWAT team

[light lily]

cant have shit on harvest

[torn wyvern]

Real.

[livid parcel]

why is the moderator on leave a higher role than regular mods?

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-tf2soldier-soldier-tf2-team-fortress-team-fortress2-gif-23087205

[torn wyvern]

They are better

[inland condor]

For April fools you guys should rename the game to scp not so secret laboratory

[random schooner]

As usual, the Puro PFP account has mid opinions

[inland condor]

It’s my opinion tho?

[random schooner]

Just making fun of your overused pfp

[forest field]

TBH i can't remember the last time I've seen someone on here with a changed pfp

[inland condor]

ok

[random schooner]

I know Morgan the Orca has a Changed PFP

[twin summit]

just like how i shut down my grandfathers life support?

[polar spade]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[twin summit]

what have i done

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/moszka-no-u-no-you-gińśmieciu-die-pink-gif-16723964

[latent jackal]

Oh well.
Time for another user to hit the bricks

[twin summit]

IM NEW WHY IS PINGING YOU KNOW WHO GET YOU BANNED

[latent jackal]

Rule 6

[hollow holly]

lol

[twin summit]

*gulp

well

spook dead

im going insane on the inside

[latent jackal]

"going"?

[twin summit]

yes

[latent jackal]

That implies you aren't already insane

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/pettyminajgifs-pettyminaj-pmgifs-gif-19485745

[twin summit]

HOW DID YOU SEND A GIF

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[latent jackal]

You have troubles reading the rules and guides don't you?

[twin summit]

nah i never read the fucking rules

tbh

[latent jackal]

man.

[polar spade]

Not long for this Earth

[twin summit]

am i cooked now?

[latent jackal]

Once you join this server it forces you to read them

[twin summit]

jow

how*

i dint tho

[latent jackal]

Damn it discord

You can edit your messages btw

[twin summit]

ik

[twin summit]

[polar spade]

My sticker

[latent jackal]

NUH UH

[twin summit]

man this place is fucking hell

[latent jackal]

It isn't that bad

[twin summit]

hhm

DO NOT GO ON GUILDED

TRUST ME

[polar spade]

You should try https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/472407922228330501. That's hell

[twin summit]

YOU DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT IV SEEN

[polar spade]

[latent jackal]

Love the No Access

[polar spade]

Imagine being poor

[latent jackal]

:(

[twin summit]

dino ill send you a pic of the shit iv seen on guilded

[latent jackal]

I don't want to know.

[twin summit]

ALREADY SENT.

[latent jackal]

[twin summit]

yep

uhm

IM GONNA PING HIM >:]

[twin summit]

ME :D

should i do it?

[random schooner]

Speaking of Changed, What is Lisa The Painful RPG the gateway to?

[latent jackal]

Who are you pinging now?

[twin summit]

spooky GET BACK IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!

[random schooner]

Make me you smol sea bunny

[twin summit]

FINE

BET

scp 939 touch's you in your sleep

[forest field]

People with depression and or anxiety

[random schooner]

Canon 939 behavior

[twin summit]

peanut also steals your peanuts in your sleep

[forest field]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[twin summit]

I MEANT BY THE FUCKING FOOD

YOU FUCKING PEANUT SIMP

YOUR SIMPING OVER A FUCKING STATUE

[forest field]

[rancid dome]

Why must a driving lesson be 10 hours long

[twin summit]

idk

IM FUCKING 16

AND MY SCHOOL LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

IM GOING INSANE

[rancid dome]

Sounds very typical

[twin summit]

IM GOING TO FUCKING PINK CANDY MY SCHOOL

YOU KNOW WHATS EVEN WORSE

I HAVE A FUCKING CURSE ON ME

I SOUND LIKE A DAMN 10 YEAR OLD

I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE

[random schooner]

Sounds right, I was hoping it would be for buff man fighting each other with cool martial arts, but I guess its going to be losers fighting with made up crap fighting styles, like in Lisa The Pointless

[latent jackal]

Gotta make sure you get it all

[stable moss]

damn

[random schooner]

Lisa The Pointless, where everyone is so weak and sickly, that the self-proclaimed nobody who knows how to box is a unstoppable juggernaut of death

[rancid dome]

Apparently 10 hours of driving itself is in a single day and another 5 the next day to learn just traffic laws lol
Then a test for license the day after

[twin summit]

DINO IS RIGHT BECAUSE I WENT 150 IN A SCHOOL ZONE DRUNK HEY NO KIDS NO ONE TO TELL

[stable moss]

thanks for explanation

[rancid dome]

Ok, now I am going to you this aight? Think carefully for your next messages.

[twin summit]

NUH UH

[rancid dome]

I know that's a joke, but not a cool one

[twin summit]

NUH UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rancid dome]

Suit yourself.

[twin summit]

OH

OH

THATS SCARY

A FUCKING DISCORD MOD?

[latent jackal]

Oh dear

I look away for a second and someone went off

[twin summit]

im fucked

[rancid dome]

[random schooner]

But for clarification, while Lisa The Painful RPG is a bunch of buff dudes fighting with different martial arts and weapons (like Fist of the North Star), Lisa the Pointless is a fan game where the main character is a old failed martial artist turned garbagemen, and you fight a bunch of facist wanna be thugs who brutishly wail on you, while one boss who gets hyped up throughout the game is literally just some random dude who actually knows a martial art (boxing) who is so strong by comparison that he's treated like a super boss the game lets you lose to while still being able to progress

[twin summit]

ill give you 2500 robux for 05

[zinc raft]

eem

Mb gang i kinda got

a little ashamed/paranoid

I was afraid to speak in here

[gilded timber]

!warn @twin summit Pinging inactive studio directors

[latent jackal]

Knew that was coming

[gilded timber]

Some people don't read the rules

[zinc raft]

wait

Hubert is inactive now?

that explains alot

[gilded timber]

Inactive in this case means not currently active in the chat

[zinc raft]

o

[gilded timber]

That message was 6 months ago

[zinc raft]

I got scared for a sec

its like notch leaving Minecraft

except

[patent bear]

yeah the dude sends shit like every day he's far from inactive

[zinc raft]

except Hubert isnt evil

[gilded timber]

Unless......

[plush bolt]

you know what would be fire

if surface didnt turn red while nuke is going off

cant see shit

[zinc raft]

I mean evil evil

[latent jackal]

They don't need to know the unnecessary details.

[zinc raft]

Guys please

by evil I mean like transphobic

not like murder evil

[fallow kite]

huh?

[plush bolt]

whar

[fallow kite]

🤨

[random schooner]

Where's that from?

[strange trellis]

baldur's gate 3

[strange trellis]

if god made me in his own image he must be ugly as shit

[zinc raft]

Its too polemic, I dont think I should elaborate

and its not about anyone from here

[plush bolt]

okk

[odd galleon]

anyone know where i can get a 3d model or something for surface? I wanna play around with it in blender

[glossy coyote]

Thingieverse is full of mostly 3D printer stuff but it as a huge amount of stuff you can edit

[still moth]

@unkempt tree im fucking losing it

i decided to unveil some rivens after deciding i dont wanna use nikana as much and go back to reaper prime

it's a goddamn sign

[quartz isle]

Go fuck yourself Northwood

[still moth]

man what i do :(

[strange trellis]

what did you not do

[zinc raft]

give me motivation PLEASE

i need frame

but icannot get myself to go back

[still moth]

they added a pregnant warframe

im not sure i can blame you

[zinc raft]

but yareli was in the game already

voruna too

[still moth]

yareli is an egirl not a mother

[zinc raft]

WISP

[still moth]

voruna is a furry

[zinc raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102367638660853790/1258819307823960114/ezgif-7-1f17b83c44.gif

[still moth]

wisp's head looks like a zit

[zinc raft]

https://tenor.com/view/yareli-warframe-twerk-tennocon-throwing-it-back-gif-14342636548821049395

[still moth]

that cat lookin helmet shoulda been her default im ngl

[still moth]

she was crazy for this

[zinc raft]

i still cant belive this happened btw

[still moth]

probably banned from ever entering a cosplay contest again

[zinc raft]

a price to pay

I could have done smth like that

IF

[still moth]

i had a weird interaction with someone in game today

they were like upset at the way i have been playing lately

[zinc raft]

I wasnt a bitch when I cosplayed Rei

and if the skirt wasnt microscopcal

[zinc raft]

whuh

also add me

imma download rn

[still moth]

couldbejank

i just got off

[zinc raft]

not rn rn

i ned to

sleeb

[still moth]

i am probably gonna do a study or two and then die (go to bed)

[zinc raft]

i am gonna

study bed then sleep in class

[still moth]

thats fire

i need to figure out college

ima prolly end up on LOA for a month kek

[zinc raft]

ima dm u so i can be annoying with more eficiency

[green socket]

[fallow kite]

staff too busy with college and careers for 15.0 😪

[gilded canopy]

wussup fellas

what is SCP 3114?