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I cant really use the hostrole yet
But I got another way to do it for ya, 1 minute
nah you just send it in bot command and easy peasy
oh shit you dont have the verif role yet NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yk its scp
Yeah I had a terrible timing
Went on leave for finals, got back and then Naku went on his leave
So now I have no one to pass me lmao
no u
But yeah I don't think I've seen a single civilian corpse the entire gmae
@ivory ocean check roles again
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dont tell naku he will steal it from me again lol
Smh time to revert role
D:
big clip moment
i think i know why i was shot and killed lol
#serverhost-cat message
THERES A CHAT FOR IT?
hello boobeese
hello funny discord man
surely YOU give me the server host role cause of how amazing i was when i was smelly staff :)

D:

you were discord mod?
He wasnt
yes definitely
lies
alicia lies dont listen
you are banneded from serverhost party club
i only killed that one russian cmon
small sacrifice to get another cheater smh
yeah but they're russians
Grey
NYHEHHEHEHE
Yummy
the Religion teacher did "the bell does not dismiss you i dismiss you" to me but reversed: i was coming back to class cuz the bell just rang (in italy you can choose to not attend religion class) and mfer said "excuse me you come back into class when i say so not when the bell rings"
ngl that teacher is crazy... she is always angry no matter what, has no patience and there are rumors she follows certain uncanny ideologies
why are you attending to it then
should've told that mf to go fuck himself
in italy there is 1 hour of 'Religion' a week (idfk what they do in there tho) but you are free to choose to not attend it
interseting
i did
My religion teacher was scary. He was a great guy but istg he had more power than the principal
what did she say
then why did you attend
We honestly expected him to summon the power of god and start levitating at times
"i am a teacher aat this school too i can give you a note" (which i'd be surprised if she actually can since she most likely doesn't know my name)
i would love to attend a class like this
cuz the class just ended
(in fact right now i'm in IT class)
tell her to use the can of happy air
didnt know people that dont teach anything are allowed to call themselves teachers
honestly it was funny to see her get so mad while i was just calmly telling her that her period ends at 10:05 so that's when i'm gonna get back into class
She's on her period?
she literally used the can of angry air
her 10 minutes ago:
Oi! Watch ya language!
fuck
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i got facestabbed
facestabbed i mean the crit version
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end of 1 round
i just realized that spy on offense at odyssey
is trash
nvm my teammates are just ass
Daaamn
lemme see what other clips are good
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big dropstab moment
most of the clips i have are spy clips
im a spy main
Sup
hiya Meemo
Heya noemi :3
hows ya day been
Fine, how About your?
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Very nice, my (totally real) sponsor package (that I totally did not pay for) came in

I make fun of Hubert, I'm not afraid of shorties
Well played
how long does global moderation usually respond to report
It could take up to 7 business days
thats alot
but what if
nah i sent a cheater report that i banned like 30 mins ago
not an appeal
but thats practically the same thing
ill js wait
Scp parkour civilization
No one jumps for the 500
Itβs much safer to jump for the medkit
likely unless the scp team is retarded and you have a O5 card/ card enough to collect the whole lightroom
Hubert isnt short
I mean making fun of Hubert is more balsy than making fun of some random shorty
q
You forget about one thing
!stab 206837436469215232
puffy786#0 has been muted in this server.
You fall
Fall on what? You? As I unintentionally crush all your bones while falling?
Died of cringe
I will stab you again
auro :)
hi 
@rancid dome !!

Bruh you already tried stabbign me with the assistance of another mod like a week ago. I just absorb all your blows
who's this other mod 
I don't remember that, but I can stab you for a bit longer
@eager wadi
Nathan aint a mod 
Being disrespectful to moderation staff.
I reckon that's another stab
hii boss
?
hello
Management
ghost pinging
hes man
!stab @random schooner
He's the manager
Death
L
hes man

Dead
puffy786#0 has been muted in this server.
I was going to post "Discord Mod" gif from Tenor but Automod auto deleted it
Wdym ghost pinging?
Funny how that works
discord MANagement
it's not auto mod
literally london
auto mod would have stopped it, not delete it
D:
an elderly woman
mr disrespect out here talking
Haha, Old
We are not old!
No, you are short
I admit I'm probably the oldest person here
Especially Auro
they always say that
Im 28, everyone here seems to be a teenager
im definitely expired
nah auro is short

Or like 18 at the oldest
Jesus, ur ancient
ok grampa lets put you to bed
Come on @gentle acorn already reminds me of that enough
Jesus, ur @tough tapir
why tf did you ping him
Because he deserves it
alrighty, I'm off then
What you gonna do? Warn him
too much ghost pinging
he needs to complain about gtx 4060 more

Oh dear
helo microscopic mod
Why did it embed and then unembed
Um, shit let me figure out how to post it without taking up the entire discord page
Damn Im too drunk to figure htis out
shut
its true tho
Actually, that title is mine
Okay fine I'll settle with one song about my insecurity of turning 30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9E1WCXWwWY
I'm not actually 30. This year I turn 37, but it somehow took me 7 years to get this song actually finished. Anyway, it's a song about getting older and feeling old. It will be in my new "personal" album which is now nearly finished. Big thanks to Genesis Elijah for jumping on this track with me βΊ https://www.youtube.com/@genesiselijahtv
Get you...
I am micrometers in height
Still better than Auro
π
It's past your bedtime grandpa
Music video by Badflower performing 30. Β© 2020 Big Machine Records / John Varvatos Records
auro is the size of white blood cells
it's time for your afternoon nap!
Auro's size is comparable to quarks
How's the weather down there?
!maid

Is Auro a he?
Auro is so small, that studying her resulted in the discovery of a type of existence that's smaller than quarks
what is an auro
Pretty sure

anomalous
Good snack
Some say she, some say he
small sized person
not really
pebble sized creature
A garden gnome
nathan and plank :)
I assume a her because her bio says "she" even if the next part of it is a joke, and that there's not many people 5' that identify as male
But which is it?
he/she
It
be/bee
Just use a title at that point. Like "The Shorty"
This is objectively correct
I love using titles in-place of pronouns
ANYTHING BUT THAT
ACTUALLY
auro is just like the tf2 weapon
THAT HAS A MEANING UNKNOWN TO YOU
Like "The Courier" or something
SHORTstop
Sift Heads reference?
auro would use a shortgun
I'm old enough to remember what that is
instead of a shotgun
You mentioned you were like 19, Goodman? You keep talking about things that were popular way before you were teenage aged
no clue what meaning "The Shorty" is
we call shotguns the shorty
But I just prefer using titles like that to solve the issues of ambigious genders and all that
@brazen shuttle
auro is an idea
i call shotguns the shorty
That's just a name of a character from a flash game serious called Sift Heads
why must you remind me of that gif
Nice to know im not the only one
s
Youre the one that has shown me it
A good idea
i blame hom because he's the one who introduced me to it
auro is smaller than my brain
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
But The Shorty from "Shift Heads" (since Goodman brought it up) is hot
!14.0

you have a tumor
boo
i dont have one
Sorry hubert, im copying you
anyways add 096
ok
Oh a CB reference.
@acoustic moat lol.
Im currently watching someone live stream CB. He is a gambling addict who spent a good 10 minutes trying to upgrade his level 3 card to 4 rather than play the game as normal.
10 minutes?
Damn
It only takes me 3 or 4
You just have to save before you switch the ring
And load it up when you don't get level 4
I was trying to subtlety convince him to find the level 4 Card normally but he just kept brute forcing it
true sigmas farm for o5
mine's better
"killlll me"
Nah i'd win
i still don't get it why it is yummy instead of yummers
I feel like they should add a new Scp-? Healing/Usable'Item like, similar to but more unique then the candies, scp-1200 (tastes like chewing gum)
it would add some more variety
interested to see the winners of both art contests
goes hard
real
speech bubble material
Checking profiles is too much hustle
I just call everyone male until they say that they aren't
hear me out
@buoyant helm
YOU FOOL, YOU WOKE HIM UP
Ja?
Look what I was answering to
oh hey do you wanna know what FMOD is?
oh no
whats fmod
a poor sinner's fmodder's hand
..yyyyesssssss
To put it simply, FMOD is a audio engine tool that can be used by the Audio Team at Northwood to make higher quality sound effects and make said sounds more realistic with more advanced audio processing allowing things such as the screams of your teammate begging for help in the soulless, dark rooms of HCZ, the muffle of a Class-D screaming as they get chased down by SCP-939 while you contemplate your existence in the Airlock room compartment and soon hear the first second of their scream repeated over and over because the 939 player is spamming it compared to having a volume slider go up and down depending on your distance from the audio source.
This'll most likely include surround sound support for the lucky few who have it giving them full 360 hearing rather than just left and right, giving them access to hearing what's in front of them and behind them! And on the same note, you ever die to an SCP because you can't hear them from behind till it's too late? FMOD will make sure that doesn't happen. How? I don't know, some witchcraftery I have yet to study further. So with this, will you please add a phrase in your server nickname that advocates for FMOD or "#ADDFMOD"?
FMOD's website https://fmod.com | List of games built with FMOD https://fmod.com/games | Licensing for FMOD https://fmod.com/licensing
chesus
Sorry whats fmod again?
erm
Cthulhuthan
am i authorized to do another one
(to be fair they asked for it i'm just following orders ykyk
Ahhhh
stop talking
Good memories
π
AH hell naw

they build around them
160kg of protein per 100g
I always wanted to build levels by myself
Yk
My own maps
I had so many ideas
Sad

How do you even get it
neva
When will you make me full-time verif slave btw?

obese 
nyauro
Naku didn't respond, I'm about to be fired for sure 
I need to stop making fun of Auro's height, seems like they enjoy being made fun of that... unless its reverse psychology and they want us to stop making fun of that quality
yeah instead we should make fun of them as maid
Oh Auro, it's time to mop up the floors!
This is so sad
I am 3 steps ahead
Don't worry, I will bribe Joe with more 1 million beers reels blessing.
You don't understand. You're so far behind, that you think you're ahead of us, when we're finishing the third lap while you're in the middle of the second lap
of course the million bees trade, it always works
Oh that says beers
I hate my eyes
As a German, he will be compelled to accept the beers :3
When will it be oktoberfest if I spelled it right
reminds me of
Daily Spongdal
book me a flight
wait tf a minute
lol
you can just delete that shit
Three steps ahead and two feet behind
you fucking sneaky bastard
freaky
What even are you talking about
he was replying
i was going with the joke and he deleted it man
You have just given @modern sky a reputation point!
azure why you
Sounds like a skill issue

why you ggloopy
Shur up???
gloop
hold on
yuckers
bro
keep yapping
Hat jumpscare 
Spoge
plung
spige pob
fired
hmmm...
im literally brian moser
based department?
Bsauze
he shall be consumed soon
D- don't leave me hanging with just that now
Is that vsauce
No it's Michael
hey michael vsauce here

Hehe, goodbye
go ahead 
you will be infected with piwo
bΓ³br
I wonder if I'm allowed to make the joke...
Poland might puppet ur state if you invade them
time to call Hubert 
BΓ³br
Piwo
Me
Piwozavr
hard to say 
am I allowed to say the very popular polish word
right, u are Auro v2
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Wha da fuk
modest bob
Yea?
Am I allowed to say that one popular polish word
Thank ya
which
thats not a thing
And ends with A
bro its not that deep
im confused lnfao
kur-
WA
Ah that one
its just a cuss word
What does kurwa mean
Facts
like "fuck"
Oh hey im alive
Does that mean I'm short and a maid as well?
yes

Oh Noemi, it's time to mop up the floors again!
chat I am learning polish, can yall see if this phrase is correct?
"i used the words i know"
Je ne pas parle le polsh
Yes
czy pijesz kobiety mleko ? π
Okay I'll take the risk chat...
wtf
Is this something about freakyness
Wait no
yes
The joke only works in russian
Die
Nevermind chat
istg i know about 80 words max
Should I be concerned what that message means?
and i can make that phrase with just that
its kinda freaky
not sure if rulebreaking
lemme send u the translation
π
What is it with you and freaky stuff
I went to an english - french school, i have little understanding of french but i am english smart
Iβm the one who knocks
it's good but weird xD
I'm hopping on pc to check
sent u
Its freakoween, calm down
Homelander 
real
freakoween? I thouth it jackoween
bro you
hmmm... should I?
,001 seconds
Yummers detected
Let's do it
Thats my reaction speed when someone says homelander
try 
π
That would be a tad bit funni
i have a complaint π€
Not again
alicia i dmd u the translation grrr
@rancid dome help him!
I think he meant to you more than me
That dude is full of yapping
So this is kinda a you problem 
Thats how menedgemnt works
you give your job to others
yall cant be tossing me around like this
oh I lost my connection
real
That sounds like frikan to be honest
anyone has vicodin
Oh no, what a terrible coincidence
yep, it's economy
b
π
you did this to yourself
oh now it's 49
YES
That is 48 ways to get banned
now chek
20
freaky ahh mf
normal server behaviour
erm
Real
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG
permabannes smh
52
@zinc raft Btw, I'm gonna have to say a no-go for what you were asking earlier, weird stuff man
You asking for more?
yes she is
you mean like "dont post that again" or were you awnsering the question?
Bro is activating all alts
sure, why not xD
did you look at the gif π
What if I say both
Ok then mb
ty
I should probably re read the rules
I don't have any sorry
Sounds like a you problem
imma frame it
make them black and white
gif?
no not again
in the dm's
its too expensive
you better start running
Tbh, I'm not sure if I should be happy or not about this. Gotta mixed feeling about this
nice one xD
pro tip just write some random word and posy it note several hundred times on the wall. it would funny for future you
hmm
its just like short term
or dead situation
but it would be funny asf
He is Homelander, don't judge him
You're between "AH HELL NAW YO ASS TWEAKING JIGSAW" and "YEAH JIGSAW YOU THE TRUE ONE"
I tghout he is chief
its the soul
wtf is that xD
someone give me perms so i can send house gifs please
party pooper
Dr hous
send emojis enstead
When

Dr outsidd
I HAVE A PIC ONE SEC
We have a new doctor in foundation
Ok
doctor houese
Ill wait...
Its been 29.4 seconds, where have you been bruhhh you dissapoint me i am leaving you and keeping the dog
why is house so zesty
take off your pants
MODS
it's after...
no wait
Dr House if he was called Dr Freaky
π
I'd like you to consider your next words very carefully
NO HEARING OUT
If he was dr. brait
or who is with the amulet
Dr dark
i swear its for the prostate exam π
why he hat
Epic fail
Fish.
actual doo doo
Fisher
gonna shove them in memes
when we about to go into scp-6969's room if you know what i mean?
bro
π
bro
change pfp u messed up
we have only 914
Yeah
get freakier
with 939 in them
freaky freak
yeah...
wrong crowd
you silly cow
@rancid dome
the creature that out serval`d Serval
Welcome to arstocka

yeah xD
elaborate
Funny cat cannot be out funnied
no i mean the ingame one
Freakpers, please
My fav game
theres a character named serval
Jorji
You dont even know me?
Oh i thought you were talking about the original cat
How would you know what I look like
I know u 
yes I did 
Schizo and dementia, nebula u have 4 days
not good for u
alr noemi
That is very correct yes
who are you pinky lady
no mr bubert u need funnier gif
Sorry, Noemi_ is not here as of this time.
lemme suggest
what happen if i touuuu
yes yes! splendid
lol i have that one saved
this vexes me
i miss jinx π
wait i think I have funniest gif
same
I dug out for information
It was something about jshlatt
i miss old times π¦
you will saw her in arcane season 2
jinx`s owner was beeing attacked
no way
so she just decided to
When jinx or maxwell in scp
leave
i out of theme i guess?
Uni is better
booo
Uno!
Uni is cute too
Jinx left for better server, it happens...
Why's Jinx?
Wait i have alzheimers
she left internet
0 warning
Damn now i remember
Bruh
Π‘ats i love them
Dog
dog
car
i want dog
i miss my's
Cars
I have 2 dog
I have a dog
Sigh
im so hungry i could eat a dog
I miss my wife tails
wait a minute
Woa
asian?
yes

Do it

im actually south asian but it still counts
I can ask, i have burats in friends
huher
Is in the name is Asian it is asian
huh*
but its east asia who eats dog
not us aryans and arabs
I meant if
mb
The lore
muslims dont eat pig
cause its haram
and its actually pretty solid the reasoning
They actualy eat
and its full of fat
My mother haved a frien in germany
i mean cant you say that for most animails
Hello.
he was muslim
like chicken
Was that a motherfucking George Orwell's "1984" novel written in 1953???
She asked him if they really dont eat pigs
what π
REFERENCE
And he answered "I eat what my mother's give me, whats the meat i dont know"
George old Georgie I remember him like it was yesterday
π€
i mean the quran im pretty sure it says that pigs have some kind of germ or something
Pig machine?
Machine pig?
Pig inchine
muslims final boss
OMG IT IS AMNESIA REFERENCE?!?!
I lost kafka banner
β
I love the skaven abomination in bunker
but lore is crazy tho
What is kafka banner
Okay
A, gotcha
wife......
Nuclear bunger is better
I dont play mihuo
Me when spelling
when yall going to add my boy 999 as a playable scp huh?
you need to go in broken god cult
Guys opinions on league of legends?
yall better be working on it
It was
He was like a dog for some time
this vessel feels like a casket
idk
mobas are good
just got a bad rap

cause of lol
He realy said π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ β οΈ
XD
How chill he seats on that
Yep he did
Oopsy daisy my fingers slipdet - throw a grenade
hop off
sure buddy
its mornign
im in australia
ok
it's 16:47 only
queensland
Is your water goes by time on around
fake
you tricked me
huh?
dont ask me anything about australia
By time poin
i am not Australian
doesnt mean im australian
π€
Yes, it s my face, how you know?
yeah...
Just sleepy
im going to sleeping
Diagnosis!
And.... sigma!





