general-chat

[zinc raft]

what is wrong with that

[rancid dome]

^

[zinc raft]

oh my GOD

lol

[astral ibex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737207417586057221/903424588661284914/344876_9af8de824c0a009827e8cb1708c785fb_1.gif

[meager slate]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[rancid dome]

[meager slate]

[gilded timber]

Snack

[rancid dome]

lmao lucid

[meager slate]

No snack

[zinc raft]

how long do i have to yap

[full jolt]

will dog get another twin?

[latent jackal]

No!

[zinc raft]

to get my rights back

[astral ibex]

30 days

[rancid dome]

about 10 more times

times another 100

[gilded timber]

You can check your current level by using !rank in #bot-commands

[latent jackal]

3 days.

[cinder sapphire]

yummy

[rancid dome]

That's your interview date isnt it

[cinder sapphire]

sea bunnies

[robust stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-homeland-the-boys-gif-6845106152273826307

[zinc raft]

also, i am certain that if I check astro's dms i will find something about a mute

[hidden merlin]

yummers

[zinc raft]

i could be mistaken

but i think astro was present

[meager slate]

[zinc raft]

its

[latent jackal]

Nah I'm just Referencing a meme

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[zinc raft]

Dear God.

[latent jackal]

There's more.

[cinder sapphire]

I should make a dinner or something that only has sea bunnies in it

[zinc raft]

No....

[meager slate]

Praise the

[cinder sapphire]

that is the only item on the menu

[rancid dome]

"Last supper"

[meager slate]

No.

[zinc raft]

evil blobunny

[gilded timber]

They kinda look like pasta

[cinder sapphire]

I def could

[zinc raft]

they look like

egg

with hair

[meager slate]

No they dont,,

[latent jackal]

Egg

[cinder sapphire]

yes they do

[hidden merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013536816017715290/1285137689561010328/attachment.gif

[zinc raft]

and no shell

[meager slate]

If anything they look like a potato 🥔

[hidden merlin]

almost there guys

[meager slate]

🥔

[hidden merlin]

almost level 10

[cinder sapphire]

I am sure you can make a lot of items on the menu with only sea bunnies

[hidden merlin]

I feel it

[zinc raft]

no wtf

you do

[meager slate]

Wah

[latent jackal]

🥔

[meager slate]

I dont look like a potato

[gilded timber]

Gnocchi

[rancid dome]

2:51 am, should I go slepge?

[zinc raft]

erm,,,, proof..???

[cinder sapphire]

LIAR

[zinc raft]

i need yap to send imageee

[fleet spindle]

dear hubert

[latent jackal]

Don't make the same mistakes I have, goto bed

[cinder sapphire]

yes

[meager slate]

No eating

[cinder sapphire]

making a dinner

[gilded timber]

Yes

[meager slate]

Death to everyone

[zinc raft]

please give us gummy worms

[cinder sapphire]

with only it

[fleet spindle]

yes

[gilded timber]

Ignore this person

[zinc raft]

no the bed buges will eat you

[robust stratus]

as someone who slept at 7 am, please do

[meager slate]

I will dropkick you

[fleet spindle]

and please enlighten me with your wisdom

[rancid dome]

that means time for bedge then

[meager slate]

Boil your head like egg

[cinder sapphire]

up to our knees

[latent jackal]

Night

[cinder sapphire]

so scary

oh heavens no

[rancid dome]

Fortunately my room is very clean so I do not have to worry about that one bit

[gilded timber]

Or Seabunny Gnocchi

[zinc raft]

Sincerely, Your secret admirer.

[meager slate]

youre boring timeless

[zinc raft]

paper on fire gif

[cinder sapphire]

oh true

I need to add that

[rancid dome]

I do stay up to 2 am, and dont even do homework lol. I do them at school

[meager slate]

No no no

[slow relic]

Pp

[cinder sapphire]

I need to come up with a way to have sea bunnies eggs

[zinc raft]

omg I read your name as astro for 3 days

[meager slate]

You have?

[cinder sapphire]

just call them kmart havoc

[zinc raft]

I dont even know anymore

[meager slate]

No you havent

[cinder sapphire]

I have

[zinc raft]

were you in the staff back in 2019?

[slow relic]

I saw them do it

[cinder sapphire]

there was kmart havoc and then the og havoc

so no

[meager slate]

Nope, I became a staff in 2022 irc

Nop

[zinc raft]

translate

[meager slate]

No you didnt

[cinder sapphire]

you thinking of the other person called havoc

[zinc raft]

so my memories are hallucinations

[cinder sapphire]

which auro was at one point called havoc as well

[zinc raft]

hmm

[slow relic]

Yah-huh

[meager slate]

Was never called Havoc

[cinder sapphire]

shut up kmart havoc

dont lie

[zinc raft]

are they still here?

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[zinc raft]

did they use a protogen profile pic?

[cinder sapphire]

no

[zinc raft]

or was ir another staff

[cinder sapphire]

def not

[zinc raft]

aaaa

i need to remember

[snow umbra]

Do NOT eat seabunnies.

[cinder sapphire]

eat seabunnies

[rancid dome]

Astral?

[zinc raft]

https://tenor.com/view/dictator-gif-21748280

[cinder sapphire]

astral wasnt here back then

[zinc raft]

YES (?)

[latent jackal]

Uh oh

[snow umbra]

Disregard that last message

[meager slate]

Because they are not food

[cinder sapphire]

so prob not

ya

[zinc raft]

can you send the ID so i can check

[cinder sapphire]

I am making a dinner with only sea bunnies

[rancid dome]

Ahhh so SUPER far back

[zinc raft]

arent they small

[cinder sapphire]

will have 1 mill or so

ya

[zinc raft]

erm

[meager slate]

They are very tiny

Not fit for eating

[cinder sapphire]

genocide the sea bunnies '

I will

for food

[zinc raft]

so is rice

...

[cinder sapphire]

they are def for eating

[zinc raft]

you just need more

[cinder sapphire]

I am a biochemist after all

you can trust me

[zinc raft]

The species is about 1 cm long on average.

you need alot

[cinder sapphire]

ya

going to genocide all the species to make my dinner

or capture them all

[zinc raft]

WAIT

THIS IS EPIC

Like most other members of its genus, Jorunna parva's diet consists of toxic sponges in the family Chalinidae. These sponges contain toxins that can be used for cancer treatments

they are hermaphodites too

[cinder sapphire]

a entire restaurant brand shall be made

of only sea bunnies

[zinc raft]

they arent toxic chat

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[meager slate]

I hate you people

[cinder sapphire]

you know how to end it

[quick plinth]

wrong

[cinder sapphire]

at least with me

move me up on that list

[quick plinth]

nvm u said one of

[meager slate]

Youre not moving

But youre right

[zinc raft]

i hate

[meager slate]

I know how to end it

!stab @cinder sapphire

[snow umbra]

thetimelessone26#0 has been muted in this server.

[sinful obsidian]

its the time to be spooky and sneak up on people to then scream in their ear

[meager slate]

Tread carefully

[spice coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/arstotzka-papers-please-true-fact-checked-patrioits-gif-15116193078622612935

[cinder sapphire]

haha

I gotten stab a bunch of times by nathan

[meager slate]

I stab you

[cinder sapphire]

weak stab

[astral ibex]

stab me

[spice coyote]

!satb

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

Dont fire me

[cinder sapphire]

only up to my knee

ya

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/izutsumi-inutsumi-dog-kobold-furry-gif-1979636246810724148

[cinder sapphire]

you need a bunch

oh true

cereal of sea bunnies

we can make a brand with that

ya

[muted pasture]

!Halloween

[meager slate]

You see these monsters, Rub?

[muted pasture]

Wasn't that a command

[meager slate]

Diabolical

[zinc raft]

Sr. Rub the IVst, you reckon i apply for one of the aplications?

[rancid dome]

All lowercase

[cinder sapphire]

ya

I can

british

[muted pasture]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.

SCP-3114 is only accessable in Remote Admin, meaning only staff of the server can spawn in the SCP.

[rancid dome]

Sorry for ping reply, I missed the button

[zinc raft]

does the bot send cosmo

please

does the bot cosmo

doeS COSMO

The bot

[astral ibex]

Dmod?

[muted pasture]

So that means if I did...

[zinc raft]

or translatir

[muted pasture]

!christmas

[zinc raft]

AAAAA

I cant type

[cinder sapphire]

normal

[astral ibex]

Which language?

[zinc raft]

i cant remember the third option

[tardy walrus]

rub :)

[zinc raft]

portuguese

help my man fire

my brotha

[cinder sapphire]

what about tech support

[zinc raft]

hmmm wdym

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/hiii-cat-wave-cat-wave-hi-gif-174708314057938083

[meager slate]

[zinc raft]

what does tech suport do

[tardy walrus]

ooo

[meager slate]

Nothing

[tardy walrus]

and the tallest nw member

[cinder sapphire]

deal with tech support issues

[zinc raft]

do i get to make an indian accent

[tardy walrus]

haii

[meager slate]

[cinder sapphire]

no no

[zinc raft]

i mean

[meager slate]

Yes hello thank you

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[zinc raft]

like help people..?

[tardy walrus]

??

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[zinc raft]

no way im doing that

i hate people

[rancid dome]

Hello axxo

[cinder sapphire]

you dont really need to deal with people

[zinc raft]

furry staff rp

[cinder sapphire]

just in tickets

[zinc raft]

i can just kill rhem?

[zinc raft]

thats even worse

if i had to choose

[cinder sapphire]

I miss the times when there was a tech support channel

[zinc raft]

tech support or sleep with uhm idk Hubert

i would kiss him in the cheek

[cinder sapphire]

up to you

always a option as well

[tardy walrus]

nebula is not PR trained

[zinc raft]

the problem is thay

i dont think im capable

of been patient

enough

[light lily]

nah but tell me a harder line from goblin

[meager slate]

Yeah

[zinc raft]

what is PR

like

[cinder sapphire]

auro is not pr trained

they stab me

[zinc raft]

wait lemme guess

[cinder sapphire]

mod abuse

[meager slate]

Old ass bitch

[rancid dome]

^ frfr

[zinc raft]

chill

[tardy walrus]

fr

[meager slate]

You die

[light lily]

i hate every person equally, does that make me racist?

[zinc raft]

no

[meager slate]

I'm chill, its all jokes

[cinder sapphire]

rude shorty

[meager slate]

Wow Noemi

[zinc raft]

ok u free to go

[rancid dome]

It's a one-time joke mate

[zinc raft]

i really want to

send image

[rancid dome]

No more of this sort

[meager slate]

List

[cinder sapphire]

already on the list

congrats noemi

[zinc raft]

every time i type something, a random polish word shows in the suggestions

[meager slate]

Noemi wasnt

[zinc raft]

like

[cinder sapphire]

I am proud of you

the list is nice

[rancid dome]

I thought I already was?

Ohhhh that was before Auro did the list yeah

[cinder sapphire]

no she made another list

ya

[zinc raft]

wait Noemi

you on the other side of the globe

[cinder sapphire]

auro

[zinc raft]

bozo

[cinder sapphire]

4 ft 0 in

[zinc raft]

imagine not having day

[rancid dome]

At least I get to experience new years before you bozo

[zinc raft]

ernmmmm

i can just use time dilation

BOZO

[meager slate]

Youre actually just lying to the public

[rancid dome]

We using that logic now? I see

[meager slate]

Actually just spreading misinformation among the masses

[zinc raft]

the passage of time wont even matter tho

nvm

[cinder sapphire]

I mean

I can always post the actual height chart

if you want

[meager slate]

That'd prove you wrong

[cinder sapphire]

5ft 0 in

[meager slate]

5

[rough wing]

I'm as tall as bnuy

(11 millimeters)

[meager slate]

5 million krillion seabunnies

[cinder sapphire]

short

[zinc raft]

imagine they put a height chart like those from water parks, but in the requirements for staff

[rough wing]

[zinc raft]

that phrase was horrendous

[meager slate]

[cinder sapphire]

oh I wager that auro cannot ride all the rides

[rancid dome]

🤝

[meager slate]

Not that short tbh

[zinc raft]

Wagner

wager*

?

[cinder sapphire]

can you ride all the rides? @meager slate

[meager slate]

Yes!!!

I am not that short, man

[zinc raft]

no way auro can ride all of them 👅

[cinder sapphire]

proud of you

[uneven token]

wait so theres nothing new just decorations?

[meager slate]

Wha

[meager slate]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.

[zinc raft]

ermmmmm

[meager slate]

Not yet

[zinc raft]

LF looking at the patchnotes or teaser smth

[meager slate]

Not even close

[cinder sapphire]

I could use you as a arm rest

so.....

[meager slate]

Okay but

[zinc raft]

its cool cuz SCP SL releases the update content for us to check with time to spare

IN THE OTHER HAND

[random schooner]

Auro do people at Northwood ever see how far they can punt you?

[cinder sapphire]

I think joe has

[zinc raft]

No Man's Sky wakes everyone up with an update half the game size

[rancid dome]

This never fails to keep me entertained

[cinder sapphire]

dont know for sure

[zinc raft]

with NO patchnotes

anywhere

can yall guess what they added

[rough wing]

🆎

[meager slate]

No

[cinder sapphire]

you shorter than the avg

which isnt 6 foot

[rough wing]

I'm 11 millimeters tall

[zinc raft]

sanded dont look in chat

[rough wing]

Why

[cinder sapphire]

I am sorry auro

[meager slate]

Respectable height

[cinder sapphire]

but you are short

[zinc raft]

cuz poland

[zinc raft]

LOL

[meager slate]

Thats not me

[cinder sapphire]

do you really need me to post to it

[rough wing]

Interesting, what does that mean?

[zinc raft]

HOLY

[cinder sapphire]

come on now

auro

[random schooner]

Auro caught in 4k

[rough wing]

[zinc raft]

LIVE IN GENERAL CHAT

[cinder sapphire]

you should know better

[zinc raft]

AURO YOU ARE BEYOND COOKED

TOASTED CREMATED

ASHEN

[cinder sapphire]

at least you are not penny

tho auro

imagine being penny

[meager slate]

Penny tiny

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[zinc raft]

auro did tou

[random schooner]

Anyone shorter than Auro?

[zinc raft]

play any sports before

[cinder sapphire]

penny

[zinc raft]

@atomic latch

[random schooner]

How short?

[cinder sapphire]

3 ft 0 in

[rough wing]

I am 4'3

[random schooner]

I think my mother was around 4'10"

[meager slate]

Very tall!!!

Slay 💅

[rough wing]

It's better if you don't know my real height

[random schooner]

I bet you're a gnome

[cinder sapphire]

this is why people think you are a she

at times

haha

[rough wing]

Fr bestie 💪💅

[cinder sapphire]

what is it

[meager slate]

No, its cuz you call me she

[cinder sapphire]

you are a she tho

[random schooner]

I bet you're 5'11"

[rough wing]

Actually closer to 4'4 🙄

[meager slate]

[rough wing]

Caring about height is so stupid lmfao

[random schooner]

Practically a honorary 5'11"

[cinder sapphire]

tell us your height

[pure python]

not really bub

[cinder sapphire]

you cannot be shorter than penny

[random schooner]

Okay shorty

[pure python]

someone’s a short king

[meager slate]

They just do it to bully me

[rancid dome]

Lol

[cinder sapphire]

true

[rough wing]

6'0 lmfao

[cinder sapphire]

nice

[rough wing]

I wish I was shorter

[cinder sapphire]

ya

I heard people that are 6 ft

[random schooner]

If you were any shorter, you'd sink into the grounds

[cinder sapphire]

tell me that

[pure python]

lowkey 6 ft is like pretty average now

[cinder sapphire]

5ft 11

[pure python]

i’m 5’11 but shoes on is six

[random schooner]

It is in Nordic countries, at least for man

[pure python]

dude i’m gonna steal your height

[cinder sapphire]

you are british tho....

so

[pure python]

💀

[cinder sapphire]

I win in the end

[pure python]

bros born with the hardest spawn point

[rough wing]

I'd like to be 5'6 if possible so I can match my gf's height

[pure python]

mf if you get into any fights they’re gonna put their hand on your head while you stomp towards them

[rough wing]

Argemia

[random schooner]

But if the height difference is great enough, she won't even have to kn-

[pure python]

you don’t wanna be short bro

[strange trellis]

amputation:

[cinder sapphire]

||being short is alright|| true

[pure python]

donate leg bones

we can trade trust

[rough wing]

Cartoon

[pure python]

am i wrong

[rough wing]

Alright bro

[random schooner]

How are you going to reach up high enough to hit my vitals?

[cinder sapphire]

this is always a option

you could always go for the ck3 route as well and have those masks

[half parrot]

Hey, I haven't read anything but when will the new update be out that changes heavy and the models?

[pure python]

why don’t you just do your math and say it

[pure python]

good question

[cinder sapphire]

best bet is to ask in #scp-discussion

[random schooner]

Cope from a gnome

[cinder sapphire]

the nerds will know

[pure python]

you gave bro a whole word problem

[half parrot]

Damn it

Thanks

[cinder sapphire]

yw

[pure python]

the difference between the length of my middle finger and my right pinky toe

counter argument i know where you sleep

[cinder sapphire]

counter argument I sent spiders and snakes to your house

[pure python]

fuck

[cinder sapphire]

and rats

[rough wing]

Food

[cinder sapphire]

new york rats

[pure python]

of course bro is hungry

[random schooner]

Easy protein

[pure python]

i’m gonna send rats to your house

and then the snakes will come

then the eagles will come

and gg

[cinder sapphire]

b/c I can

obv

[rough wing]

Seabunnis are friends not food

[random schooner]

They're only a mini boss for a shorty like you

[rough wing]

Fym

[pure python]

fatty

these

obese

legally a beast

overweight

not underweight

[rough wing]

I'm underweight

Guh...

[pure python]

above average length

width

i mean

[cinder sapphire]

sending these guys as well

[rough wing]

You're fumbling so hard

Just stop

[cinder sapphire]

going to go into your walls

[random schooner]

Grandpa? That's real grand, pal. Go back to watching Skibidi Toilet brain rot

[cinder sapphire]

two weeks from now

ya

[pure python]

me when i make one grammatically incorrect error

[rough wing]

I'm actually 693 kg? Excuse you?

The scale was off. The total is 4 tons

[cinder sapphire]

oh god now you going to summon mr dad

great

you mentioned the word

no

haha

peak

haha

good one

[random schooner]

Skibidi Toilet? More like skeet into the toilet where the series belongs.

[cinder sapphire]

skibidi toilet is the same as every other sfm

gmod

[random schooner]

It that was a 1030 joke your jokes is 103

[red pecan]

I’m going to commit genocide. (In SL)

[random schooner]

How you can finish typing that comment when you only have 1 kb of ram?

False cope

[fleet spindle]

hi hubert

sign my steam profile pls

[red pecan]

They should add arson to SL

[fallow kite]

Hubert moscow

[fleet spindle]

agreed

[red pecan]

Cuz arson is fun 👍

[fallow kite]

Grenades count as arson y'know

[cinder sapphire]

funny part is that I am pretty sure the recommend spec for a old star wars games is a 1060 gtx @gentle acorn

on steam

ah

oh the game is star wars bounty hunter

that what it was called

[random schooner]

Nosrim? More like NoVram

[strange trellis]

one is sex related, the other is not

[tough tapir]

🦅

[gilded timber]

@random schooner Please don't try and bypass filters, they are there for a reason

[random schooner]

You misspelled bits

[frail forge]

What day does the halloween event come fore SL

[zinc raft]

how can i check previous mutes?

[strange trellis]

that is not the wecommended amount of dedotated wam

[zinc raft]

cuz im pretty sure i have one from 5y ago

which makes me incapable of beeing a disc mod

[strange trellis]

why would you want obesity

or be a furry

[timber blaze]

hello how add scp035 in my server

[serene crypt]

26th

[zinc raft]

the 4st

[fathom hawk]

@eager wadi have you ever played Ghost of Tsushima?

[fallow kite]

Um

I don’t think automod works well

[gaunt talon]

Why

[fallow kite]

I wrote a msg and it got blocked

Even if it didn’t include swearing or nsfw content

[zinc raft]

did you

include

[fallow kite]

I didn’t

[zinc raft]

hawk word

[fallow kite]

Nope

[zinc raft]

hmm

theres alot of automod triggers

[fallow kite]

I can send a pic of the msg

[orchid kraken]

Dear god..

[zinc raft]

WHAT

[quick plinth]

did u guys know maui can turn from a hawk to a shark

[full jolt]

HALLOWEEN BABY

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[zinc raft]

im going to lose it

[fallow kite]

😭

[terse atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259137853514977321/1259476785310072922/killmyself.gif

Lmao

[terse atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259137853514977321/1259476785310072922/killmyself.gif

[runic hatch]

yo wsh

[terse atlas]

Huh

[runic hatch]

oh wait

pilk time

https://tenor.com/view/wormieclub-pilk-cat-bottle-book-club-gif-26531937

oh wait

wrong one

[terse atlas]

Wth

[runic hatch]

wrong damn server

[terse atlas]

Do gifs not work no more?

[runic hatch]

time to disappear

[fathom hawk]

Why i ain't getting the halloween badge

[orchid kraken]

@terse atlas kill

[fathom hawk]

[simple abyss]

Under lvl 10 they don't work

[terse atlas]

I'm lvl 11

[polar spade]

!hslloween

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.

[random schooner]

Would it be possible for automod to automatically relay a message saying you need a higher rank if someone tries posting a gif too low level?

[terse atlas]

https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/11/22/160104/full.gif

That works

[fathom hawk]

This is a scam

[simple abyss]

In that case it's possible that the gif was deleted thus it can not be sent anymore.

[terse atlas]

Maybe

[somber raptor]

[strong dune]

The V

[random schooner]

Skill issue

[summer adder]

halloween map but no badge

imma jump off a bridge

[terse atlas]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.

[merry perch]

scp 012's containment door is still on the door mechanics page of the wiki 😭

[terse atlas]

Where's that?

[plush bolt]

release me

[willow wren]

real

Whiplash mid movie

[light lily]

rate da fit

[random schooner]

Nah you're contained now

[light lily]

alr you will now never share any opinions again

[willow wren]

probably a 17

[plush bolt]

i finally lost my pirated movie links warning

[willow wren]

django unchained goated

literally 1984

and also KFC is peak

1984 and kfc?

[plush bolt]

?

[willow wren]

nvm

[plush bolt]

i may not have screenshotted it in time

but i will recreate that message

[willow wren]

well i DID ss it in time

[willow wren]

real

dirty deleter

[plush bolt]

ew military time

[willow wren]

ew cant read standard 24 hour clock

[plush bolt]

ew yes i can that's 10:41 pm

[polar spade]

American be like: I cant count higher than 12

[willow wren]

took your time with it

[willow wren]

fr

[plush bolt]

that's because im gaming

[willow wren]

course u are 🥱

[plush bolt]

well

im actually doing homework

but same thing basically

[willow wren]

fr

i should do my irish

[plush bolt]

SCP discussion died huh

must mean im the only one cool enough to keep it going 😎

[somber raptor]

Did you add text?

[plush bolt]

not yet

[somber raptor]

then click to add text

[plush bolt]

we're getting there

[atomic latch]

https://tenor.com/view/سؤال-سؤال-وجواب-تريندينغ-gif-12622060486477759187

[clever wedge]

the halloween event its already happening?

[plush bolt]

no

[willow wren]

real

[willow wren]

yes

[somber raptor]

what do you think about this intro for a video?

[willow wren]

dont beleive the guy with spooky takes

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[willow wren]

tbh its a bit long and the title card with ur name is a bit bland but apart from that peak asf 🙏

[somber raptor]

don't mind that 🔥

[willow wren]

just say ur allergic to different languages bro damn 😭

[plush bolt]

huh

[somber raptor]

title card?

[plush bolt]

no i point to player list

[clever wedge]

that means that the 2023 candys is back?

[somber raptor]

not yet

[clever wedge]

k

[willow wren]

pic with ur name on it

[willow wren]

yes rn

[somber raptor]

at the end with the blue background?

[willow wren]

yes

[somber raptor]

that's not my name that means "I'm Back" (haven't posted in 6 months)

[willow wren]

oh mb bro 🙏

then its really good

[somber raptor]

in fact those clips that flash in the intro are from previous videos (specifically, the third one)

[willow wren]

ohhh

its good then

nice

[somber raptor]

first 4 are on YT btw 🔥

[somber raptor]

(only the first one has manually-made English subtitles tho)

[somber raptor]

2nd and 3rd one have no subtitles at all, 4th one got autogenerated subtitles

[smoky silo]

the pumpkins are edging me

[somber raptor]

what

[smoky silo]

i want the halloween update

!!!!

[fallen nimbus]

same

[smoky silo]

the first time i played the game was near the end of the halloween update last year

so i never got to truly experience it

[light lily]

i must say the new tf2 maps are so ass

[somber raptor]

first time i played the game was 10 days before halloween update four years ago

[glad flower]

I haven't been able to play anything other than 2fort for 4 years

[smoky silo]

i played the game before

but i had a bad pc

[plush bolt]

yummers...

[smoky silo]

so the menu fucking crashed

like a few years ago

[harsh folio]

As of right now it is currently 00:00 in Norway. This information is given to you cause of my own insanity.

[plush bolt]

it's 1:00 am in america

i thought you werent american, pal

why did you respond

[random schooner]

TF2 🤢 🤮

[plush bolt]

fish

[strange trellis]

fish money

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-fan-overused-joke-competition-gif-23309227

[harsh folio]

fish money

[plush bolt]

random trivia of the year: what do you call something that only eats fish

answer quickly

🕙

[harsh folio]

catholic?

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-side-eye-gif-12766471998737545167

i mean

you're kinda right

[harsh folio]

close enough

massive W

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-2-unfunny-not-funny-tf2-fans-if-being-funny-was-a-test-gif-10061136551018893346

[strange trellis]

fish devourer

[plush bolt]

no

[strange trellis]

you dumb

I am right

[plush bolt]

ik

[strange trellis]

saying fish devourer doesnt = piscivore is like saying meat devourer doesnt = carnivore

[plush bolt]

piscivore is a bird

stupid

[polar spade]

Meat eating animals can also be omnivores

[strange trellis]

thats an example of one

stupid

[plush bolt]

no that's the name of one

stupid

🤦🏻

[strange trellis]

image looking at one image and thinking you're right

[plush bolt]

google is the smartest person in the world

[strange trellis]

if looked more at piscivore you would have seen that there were images of other animals

true

[visual mural]

i love you

[plush bolt]

do not insult google

[strange trellis]

omnivore supremacy

[willow wren]

a stinky fuck

ur gonna get assasiniated

[visual mural]

why not

did i do something wrong

[random rivet]

is there gonna be a halloween update?

[visual mural]

john jan kalous called me ugly

[visual mural]

yes

what if i fell over rn

ik you wouldnt

your not the nicest person

[light lily]

tbf its a good map to farm contracts, but it takes a long time to end the game

the support contracts are ass anyways

[visual mural]

i wanted you though

[glad flower]

No idea what contracts are but my game can't run casual lobbies, only custom ones

[light lily]

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/ConTracker

[glad flower]

Not reading that

[strange trellis]

funny challenges that give you funny items

[glad flower]

Plus if I cant get weapons I prolly can't get contracts

[glad flower]

Yeah cant get items

[strange trellis]

pyroland and scream fortress contracts are free

[random rivet]

aint reading all dat

[plush bolt]

whats up

[strange trellis]

the sky idiot

[plush bolt]

hey

who deleted that

literally 1984

[random schooner]

Hey i wasn't finished reading it :/

[strange trellis]

and whats above the roof

[plush bolt]

man wtf

im being discriminated against

[strange trellis]

imagine

and above that

[plush bolt]

show yourself MOD

!!!

[strange trellis]

above that

[light lily]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-vro-funny-cat-gif-18344043800935101429

[strange trellis]

this man lives in an apartment complex

laugh at this user

imagine stinky

[strange trellis]

no

[random schooner]

Quite strange to have General Discussion ban text walls but not SCP Discussion. I don't see anything in the rules saying long text comments are banned. I thought that was a funny comment but it's not clear where it can be posted.

[plush bolt]

Indeed, indeed, fellow scholar.

Preposterous that they are eliminating fine essays!

[random schooner]

!wran @plush bolt trying to steal my identity

[snow umbra]

@random schooner has wranned thatguy111 Reason: trying to steal my identity

[random schooner]

(SCP-4000 reference)

[plush bolt]

ah

i get it

replace 3114 with scp 4000

[gilded timber]

I'm happy to clarify, text walls aren't really allowed anywhere outside #meme-zone, if you see one that isn't the result of a cassie command, feel free to let us know

[plush bolt]

like one of the elves

from 4000

fuck im dyslexic

[cosmic flare]

Yo, its my favourite discord moderator!!

[light lily]

:(

[fallow kite]

Just ban Bay already like tf you doin

[plush bolt]

i would but snitches get stitches, so

[cosmic flare]

based

[light lily]

yeah

[gilded timber]

Hi Sizlok

I'll let hubert know

[hazy notch]

mods, ban him

[cosmic flare]

Where've you been, I havent seen you all summer.

[somber raptor]

Which department would you want to be in if you were offered a job at the foundation (Administration excluded)

[gilded timber]

Where have YOU been

[gilded timber]

Internal security, Ethics or Engineering

What about you?

[cosmic flare]

Ive been around, I just have been going to sleep like 11pm

[somber raptor]

Investigates and deals with outside infiltration in the foundation or rogue members

[somber raptor]

Probably either Security, Internal Security or MTF

[gilded timber]

Well there's the problem, I'm not awake before then

[pearl anvil]

Scientific or mobile task force

[cosmic flare]

ik, you should really look into that

[somber raptor]

No, imagine it's irl

💀

[gilded timber]

If it ain't broke don't fix it

[random schooner]

I'd like to be the Flamingo

[somber raptor]

That's not a department 😭

[gilded timber]

I feel like Ethics would be a safeish job

[somber raptor]

What department qould YOU go to

[gilded timber]

That's why I would take it

[somber raptor]

Duh

[uncut fjord]

they need to add skeleton and flamingos back for halloween update

now!

[somber raptor]

You'll never come in contact with anomalies

No

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1290017532664610917/caption.gif

[strange trellis]

both all of them and none of them

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

flamingos were never in halloween

[somber raptor]

Bro gonna get 11 jobs at once and not show up to any of them 😭

[eager wadi]

they're only active in christmas update

[uncut fjord]

i want them tho

^.^

[strange trellis]

yes

[somber raptor]

Nathan which foundatuon department would you want to be if you were offered a job

[hazy notch]

more cases?

omw

[eager wadi]

idk

[random schooner]

Dr. Wettle? Sure why not

[meager slate]

No internet!!!

[somber raptor]

A doctor whose writer got banned? 🤨

[meager slate]

Nyathan

[hazy notch]

more cases!!!

[somber raptor]

Choose

[eager wadi]

!cc edit maid @meager slate

[snow umbra]

Custom command successfully edited.

[strange trellis]

Dr Dre

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

Okay okay only after i get my internet back

[eager wadi]

!cc edit maid

[snow umbra]

Custom command successfully edited.

[hazy notch]

how can u talk with us then?

[meager slate]

Mobile net

[strange trellis]

sounds like you're the moron

[hazy notch]

so u have!

[strange trellis]

since you didnt realize we were joking

[meager slate]

Cant use on pc,,

[gilded timber]

Mobile hotspot?

[eager wadi]

probably foundation

[somber raptor]

I have yet to find someone who would want to be in Medical or External Affairs

[random schooner]

Normally Foundation staff have fun by torturing the D-Boys

[somber raptor]

Damn

[meager slate]

Limited net, I need it at other places

[hazy notch]

usb and share

[hazy notch]

hehe

[meager slate]

:(

[fervent mauve]

Hello.

[hazy notch]

i love bully my staff

[meager slate]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[fervent mauve]

You like it?

[strange trellis]

what if I pretended that i didnt know you pretended

[meager slate]

One day

[somber raptor]

Fuck does External Affairs even do it's not like the foundation is a fucking llc

[meager slate]

One day..

[gilded timber]

@human resources

[fervent mauve]

You will bully him

[meager slate]

[hazy notch]

ye

[hazy notch]

one day and what?

yes yes, I'll ver team

[fervent mauve]

I said it :D

[somber raptor]

No, you can join any of the 86 existing MTF units
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/task-forces

[eager wadi]

don't worry auro

ill bully naku for you

[somber raptor]

Like me throwing myself in an elevator with peenut and 3 grenades?

[meager slate]

My hero

[eager wadi]

[fervent mauve]

Yeah. Like that.

[meager slate]

Doki doki nyaku nyaku

[somber raptor]

I mean... once you look at 096 there's not much you can do

[hazy notch]

polish community will talk about this now

like before

[somber raptor]

Only thing he could do is scratching the picture so no one else would meet the dame fate

[meager slate]

They talked about this?

[eager wadi]

ill ask them to rename you there also

[meager slate]

[somber raptor]

He runs faster than yoh ever will and always knows where you are
There is not a lot you can do about it
ESPECIALLY when he's just outside the shed you're in

[hazy notch]

yes

always

[somber raptor]

Bro thinks he gonna be a one man army

[hazy notch]

omg it's nyaku

[somber raptor]

Damn

🔥

A Scientist once wasted an entire Micro HID on me (049-2) and didn't even kill me

[plush bolt]

https://medal.tv/?contentId=iu1VTIZGnkI02MWk8&invite=cr-MSxvTDEsODAzOTA1NTYs&spok=d1337RRmEsuc

greatest micro play

of all time

[strange trellis]

thats nothing

I juke playing the game!

[somber raptor]

Nahh

Seeing the scientist edging the micro then firing it just outside the 6m radius is funny as hell

[spice coyote]

that is pretty good, but have tou seen an mtf miss the chaos spawn wave with micro and kill none of them?

[plush bolt]

ok buddy i think this is hyperbole but go on

i'll be sure to use this information against goodman and his silly FSP rework

[crystal reef]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 6 minutes, 6 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[weak cairn]

Hey staff, why is there still ''You've been sacrificed to recontain SCP-106.'' in Deathreasons file? (Im translating from ENG to EST)

Trying to figure it out, if i should translate that too

since femur breaker was taken off

[gilded timber]

That might be a question for the translations manager

[weak cairn]

Okay-dokey

[dusk vine]

is the marshmellow man candy still on the game? (never played on halloween)

[gilded timber]

It's not in the vanilla game, no

[weak cairn]

Funny thing, i think that one was also in translate file

[crystal reef]

They probably didn't remove that file

no need to translate it

[weak cairn]

It's in DeathReasons

All the death reasons are there

[crystal reef]

[weak cairn]

Flamingos are also there

lol

Hopefully we get Flamingos again

this year

[crystal reef]

just saw the Marshmallow one lmao

[weak cairn]

I wonder if i can even apply for game translation

[crystal reef]

which language?

#1279953987520565282 message

[weak cairn]

I saw that

but deadline is already passed

sadly

I saw ''Assist in the translation and proofreading of documentation from all departments, which may include announcements, marketing campaigns, website content, patch notes, etc.''

This feels soo much responsibility

which is good

[crystal reef]

I don't see a deadline in there

[crystal reef]

it can also be double edged sword tho

[sleek estuary]

there is no deadline, nor did it pass

[weak cairn]

Oh, i looked something else probably. I have been editing/translating for 4h already.( needed to do some research, since most words needed to fit/make sense)

[crystal reef]

To which language are you translating it to

[somber raptor]

8 months ago i made this

[weak cairn]

Estonian

[crystal reef]

my ears

[crystal reef]

oh nice

[somber raptor]

🔥

[weak cairn]

Is that Spanish lang?

[crystal reef]

I made smth like but for tmods lmao

[eager wadi]

italian

[weak cairn]

That was my second guess

[somber raptor]

Anyways, Goodnight people

[crystal reef]

it's the same thing in both languages anyways lmao

[weak cairn]

🫡 sleep well

[crystal reef]

[somber raptor]

Technically in italian it's Fine (if u talking about the end of the video)

[weak cairn]

Yes and no

Italian and Spanish are like cousins

They borrow a lot from Latin, but each has its own personality. Italian has pure, clear vowel sounds, while Spanish is known for its straightforward pronunciation. They have lots of similar words, but be careful: Some words look alike but mean totally different things.

''Some words look alike but mean totally different things.''

I learned it the hard way

[crystal reef]

xD

[weak cairn]

when i was visiting Italy

:d

[crystal reef]

Yeah ik im spanish

[crystal reef]

close enough

[somber raptor]

Although sometimes fin is used (for example essere in fin di vita, literally 'being at the end of life', means being on the brink of death)

[weak cairn]

Italian is peaceful, while Spanish is .... (refrence Filian meme)

(look it up by search Filian is bilingual)

YT

[somber raptor]

An italian guy made some funny shorts about words that look or sound similar but have different meanings

[somber raptor]

He made 8 of them with American English, 2 with Spanish and 1 with French

[weak cairn]

I think there is same word in Filipino

which means food

but in spanish

means something else

Puto is the food and not the swear word. It's only a swear word, if you change the end o to a

[crystal reef]

Nah puto is already a swear word