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do you just bully micah for 300 hours or some shit
like mad cow disease for example doesnt do any of this
it just makes your brain spongify and you die
Story completed 3 times and then grind online for ages

anyone know calculus
My new laptop has shitty storage so I had to undownload reddesd but the second I get the updated storage thingy I will be back!!
i need help
hugs does
compress your files
Naw you heard John Jan, we stupid
I compressed scpsl from 5 gigs to 2 gigs
matrixes, integrals
allat he gone do for you
do better kids
@amber ether you know calculus?
I'm just better
I have too many games unfortunately
compress them
2+3=7 right?
I made scpsl 50% smaller using compression
yeah
no it's 23 you idiot
oh
where is the mistake
this isnt the solution set
im trying to find the smallest distance from the origin for the function
at the step ? i took partial derivative w respect to x and y of both sides and added them together
since they were equal before they should still be equal
another uneducated loser
Whoever was the person who decided letters in math would be a fun and quirky idea, I hate that guy
I barely remember algebra dude
ok but do you know this or not
no lol
sorry for my mistake john
😔
that bastard lied to me
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dang
oh hey you guys reminded me that I have an algebra test today
this day is even better!
me when I lie
Erm. Wrong, it's clearly 1111. See 1+1 means there are two ones so y'know you'd think it'd equal 11, but that means there are two more ones!!! Therefore it is 1111
no what
it's clearly 11
Wrong!
nah it's peanut butter
Get checked idiot
you're just uneducated admit it dude
You might be stupid
1 - 1 equals 1
A number is 3
cause 1 to 1 is just 1
this is true in the set {x | x = 1 }
where all numbers are 1
You might be stupid
erm🤓 ...
Ur stupider
ong i would try to solve this if i wasnt sleepy
doesnt look that hard
@tardy walrus be warned when checking your phone
Go back to elementary school baby, you're lacking in refined learning
????
yeah but help me spot a mistake
idk where i went wrong
1v1 me kid
I'm gonna shove you into a locker, nerd
1v1=loser status🤓
????
im trying to review for a test i need to get this on lock
the questions arent online
Bro it's their homework
2v1 = sigma male
its not for a grade either
They need to know how to solve this
ye
yeah so
should the 13 in the denominator be squared as well
I constantly look up answers to something I don't know
2v1 =unfair and unjust I will be reporting this to the authorities
pretty sure that's a basic thing to do
@rancid ivy have you squared 13
i dont think u did?
i love math because i can do a lot of complicated stuff and look really smart then forget to add something
awesome subject
wow
I'll 5 v 1 you >:)
I bet you love school unironically
Who likes school at all
if im not mistaken it should be x^2 + 5[(-5x)^2/13]^2 + 3x(-5x/13) = 40
redditors that spent 12 years of their life on it really love defending it
Redditors aren't humans.
muh muh if you don't know calculus you're a useless member of society
alright
they are
Then they are a different breed of human
im still finding different X coordinates
tiktok
ten years of does bruno mars is gay btw
Ew takis
Better breed than most of humans
Including discord users
True
I think they probably have less predatory groups now that reddit KINDA keeps an eye on it
Unlike discord
Yeah
shit idk
did they do any funnies for halloween or just decor
!halloween
The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.
My halo mission tierlist (it WILL make you upset)
Halo is such a good franchise under Bungie
i presume this means the update isnt out but the props are
yeah
spooky month

has it been said anywhere when the actual update will happen
no

Never will happen
(/j)

how come theres no english localized server
Hi
@eager wadi spell fungus
Hiya
i love this bird
@rancid dome !!
No no, fungus
@tardy walrus !!
fungus
also good morning
Now replace fu with chu
knew it
Bungus
fungustavo
Good morning

Guys how to change server location, its on germany
Good morning
Change your server geolocation right?
If so, you can write an email to server.verification@scpslgame.com
Okay
its been almost 11 years since rick and morty released
humans are def no stupid anymore
humans stopped being dumb the moment rick and morty was created
it was a turning point
they havent watched rick and morty
we have to contain stupid
that's why
twitter users hate based iqpilled redditors clearly
everyone is told to watch rick and morty once in their lives in some way
everyone has the turning point of watching rick and morty and changing their lives
BREAKING: elon musk unfollowed Rick and Morty on twitter!!
yes
more evidence...
how would you contain something like twitter
by making them think they are not contained...
twitter is the containment
its genius...
on twitter we have to trick people into think every other platform is ass so they stay on twitter

anyway who allowed this
Ariral
Them
We Halloween now
Treat or trick
Trick or treat?
Trick
Treat
Do a backflip
Gimme a candy
I have none
Womp womp
He who does not feed his hungry neighbor is not one of us.
pipebomb.mp3
Yes
that bird that i hate
Don't be rude
sorry
hi
NOW
what the flip was that
nothing
alr
i hope i can say fuck
that bird that i hate
ttoukan

Toucan was so focused on what toucan that it didn't think if it toushould
that bird that i hate
I think it's that bird that he hates
this is true, can confirm
thank you
happy hello weiner month
what
poong my beloved
yay spooky month
I HATE IT TOO SINCE I WAS A KID, WE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER 🗣️
itsa spooky month
Sure is
why's my user "trying to be smart"
Spook
Spook
Спуки скери скелетон
your nickname could be against the rules
or just unmentionable
L
Spooky
Spooky month
Spooky



Ima buy this
I'm putting that on my bike
SPOOKY MONTH?
I wanna play this game more often, but college sucks out the time that I have.
Guys, help me, please

Why i can't change Nickname here?
Ctrl + R
?
I see your nickname changed
its weenier ween!
Maybe you just need to reload Discord
That's right, I haven't changed it, it's been like this since I came here, I can't change it, my opportunity is blocked
is it time?
No
aw :(
Thank you
It is
yay :D
!maid

fuckin, bnuuy.
Sea bunni
sea bnuuy


of server
is the halloween update out?
Crazy
no
oh
its the 1st of october 😭😭
!Halloween
why did they update logo on discord server
Damn
Is decoration in game only
i think theres a delay before u can change it again
oh
!halloween
The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.
There we go
wow
okay
the only achievements i dont have are halloween winter and the one where u kill class d as scientist
scp
New achievement: meet
hubert.
Be in a lobby with hubert
[Possibility rate: 0.1% (Impossible)
Gmod...
Be in a lobby with Garry 🗣
Well, when the parabellum came out I had to go to an official Northwood server and he got the new one at that time 173 and he was the first person to kill me, giving me the achievement
Back in the day you would see him around
Maybe we will see him when the new update comes out
I increased the possibility rate
Play more than you think on official servers
Metal man
oh shoot evil candy
evil candy, best candy.
blue candy
YES I AM A REAL GARRY 🗣️
what does it do
awesome
also skeleton was added around that time
and skeleton is amazing
but so fucking rare
i got to play it once
Gingerbread
Will there be a return of Ukrainian? 
Not playable, servers use plugins that change how spawn queue works making 3114 spawn naturally ingame
yay i crossed 110WPM
yay
now get 120
i literally had around 130 since i was a child
how are you guys so bad
it was rare during halloween
Is it against VSR to make meth plugin?
I would advise not doing that
Halloween update will release in
8 minutes
source :
Trust
So you basically did a self report if it's against it, got it.
I made a custom item called crack and I guess nothing happened
It's more like people can add whatever drugs chemicals they want
But like fr this is exactly how it is in game
nope, just decorations
John
I can guarantee, the full halloween update is out in 6 minutes
trust
Very silly
Did exist for a single day of April Fool's
Drip
Pird
guys
Girls
why am i not getting the haloween achievment
Halloween is not real
bruh
!halloween
The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.
ah
Dont believe them
Np
i mean the other guy
Yeah np

@eager wadi wow nice server banner
What do the numbers mean mason
Bo3 zombies
i dont really like any futuristic sets
it all feels the same
also when u pick up a laser gun u dont know what to expect from it
halloween update already out?
no
!halloween
The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.
Hey so regarding the art contest, can you only submit one art piece or more?
noob
Nope
Fuck u I want it
Wait I have them all
Nevermind
I don't have the cuff MTF and the Halloween one
imma get the Halloween one this month
Bro the effects will be so peak the amount of drugs chemicals people can make is mind blowing
"classlibrary1"
When halloween candy
I think in a day so it is October for everyone

Hi?
Halloween update when? 👀
never
due to your comment the update will arrive never
Northwood got scared of flopping it
New MTF look like the combine from half-life
Makes sense
Yeah
ow yeah halloween event
wow

just the decorations
GET OUT!
nuh uh
ehm what the sigma
don't spam it
🤯
No candy?, No halloween looks for the scps? 😔
We need it!
That's obvious
why did i screenshot this
😜
You like 096 feet
🤯
Pumpkinz
Ip grabber!! (Jk)
epic embed fail
I miss the candy that comes specially for Halloween.
PUMPKINS 
🤠
Doesn't hit the same without marshmellow man
No, its visual only
only decorations
!halloween
The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.
they alr turned on the clutter system?
ye
me, who got the achievement 4 years ago
damn... bro a professional typist 🔥
!halloween
The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.
!Christmas
anyone else know how to make people hear you as an scp? thats the last thing i dont know abt the game
I say we make that Christmass cc just send the defrosting gif for now
Which gif
no
Mariah Carey defrosting
Why not scp 1507 defrosting
Which ones that lemme see
the flamingos
Ohhh
not the flamingos
pumpkin cola???//
why i cant mute/unmute and use dedicated server in my server
what
🤯
Your p
Hot take, new Guard model is straight up mid.
wdym
why
he's a good looking lad
I just prefer the blank balaclava wearing version more, like if they could atleast cover the new one's face that'd be cool
THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY
you're just jealous he's so handsome
makes it feel like
Im literally him
13.3?
Ebalo off
ti che tyt zabil urod

It's a plugin
also trust me, it's probably not the last thing you don't know
At least with the previous model the face was mostly covered so it’s possible for them to look different
!halloween
The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.
hubert has started his halloween arc
hubing
ong
No custom SCP models, the west is doomed, billions must die
Pumpkin Larry
Now guards can be like scientists and class D they all share the same face
But fr it is nice for them to be redoing the player models after all these years
Halloween update?
just props
Oh sad
I look in the voice channels and this is all i see

Bazinga
what even happened to jinx
I very love play on the SCP SL
Russian?
no?
Otvet negodai
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.
Ok
hiii
Oh hi
what the flip
My question is, what will be released before 14.0 or the Halloween Update?
There will be private beta before that and we don't know when will it release because of course production release must be bug proofed and that usually takes long time, just a guess
The west is saved
e
"A man with a man is a man with a man
A woman with a woman is a woman with a woman"- Noxplis, 2024
P :(
Your P:3
P :<
fix your game northwood...
10 gigs of ram usage
Sounds like a skill issue
shut up buddy
google memory leak
and now i have to spend 10 minutes clicking the join button
thanks game
🔥
🤑
This is normal
n
no
Because C# fucking sucks as it comes to game development
There are no tools for normal resource release
And calling a function to release all resources will crash Unity
did the server just changed its server picture?
ik, but did it just Now changed?
No
oh so it was hours ago
Pants are shat
spoopy
Truly
I just want the funny candies back
ah
shitting candy needs to be back
Jonkler
also how to fall faster when consuming gray candy?
WHERES THE HALLOWEEN UPDATE
in my backyard
no access
laugh at this user
Sneak in mid air
anybody want some e p i l e p s y ?
@split venture
Blue candy on top
Orange candy on top
Yes
can't wait to get an admin to give me permanent glowing effect, lantern and godmode so i can just roam around with Oblivion NPC music
Do %0|%0 and open it
what does that do 💀
Ah the light
aight i'll dm you the batch file 👍
Try it if you want 
....to find out
it's gonna crash my pc ain't it
Maybe
taskkill /im /f svchost.exe 
you mean put that inside the batch file?
Blue and evil candy turned you into a Marshmello man.
Blue for a few seconds while evil give you an Infinite effect until you either died or escaped
Black candy could've also turned you into the marshmallow man too
Orange still the best
Applying the orange effect on an scp was a sight to behold
never done it
what i like to do is give myself infinite orange candy effect, a lantern, godmode and just walk around the facility with oblivion NPC music
occasionally talking with people i meet along the way
yipii
halloween stuff
is back
is there no game changes for halloween just decorative?
The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.
Woah
When is it possible to get the Halloween badge
later
oh i see
im tired
ah yes, 1pm
What’s with you and cats
Lmao
I'm gonna finish work today and drive til 10pm today 
dont forget that the blue candy extends per every kill u get!!
Oh yeah that's right.
Forgot about that
its ok since i didnt notice it till my 5th use of it
sorry i guess
!!!
It’s fine
But like
I just wanna warn you cause I’m scared that you might annoy him a lot
what do u mean by this
the time it works?
ahhh okay
thanks
Np
Me giving my epileptic friend a file named epilepsy[dot]bat:
no clue
okay thanks for awnsering
i dunno maybe cus he is staff idk
i technically can see most stuff earlier than patreon members
dj nathan more like dj spookathan
yes
The 2023 Halloween stuff might be added at the end of the month.
But that's just a theory
an update theory
Thanks for reading
Omg its Oktoberfest

its spooky time?
It spooky time!
being able to detonate from chomping on candy, only idk away!
unless its already out, then i dunno
just decorations
i want the ghost toilet
Is the Halloween update out or something
decorations
!halloween
The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.
!maid


They might reuse the features from last year as they work on heavy duty
don't they add the skeleton and explosive candy? I haven't played a Halloween before so it's a new experience
also skins for the silly scps
3114, candies, Spooky skins for the SCPs, Jacky and some other Halloween themed stuff around the site
Jacky?
018
(Reskin for 018[The ball])
it screams too
wasnt it a pumpkin forever now
they should put a paper bag over 096 and have the paper bag be a drawing of 096, it's his Halloween costume
Does anyone remember the command for the language thing?
!langru
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There you go
It's usually !lang[language]
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.
Lmao
england isnt real
I'll remember that for the future, thanks man
Shouldn't be a real country 
Has the Halloween event started yet?
Np
god gotta delete england
No
Not yet
America is not a real country, you're an englishman with a burger
When does it start again?
the uk exists as an excuse for england to exist
We don't yet have a date for this year
confirmed event?
If they do release a Halloween update event this year it'll be towards the end of the month (Around the 28th-30th)
it would make more sense to do it
10-20th
cant blame them tho they are working on heavy duty
Im just going off based on how the older update evets have been released
aight
this isme btw
Y’all owe me a Halloween update
Merry Christmas everyone

Huh, already?
Just looked, it's last year's halloween until Vovole adds new community maps
wait already
hello does anybody know how to get the weird transparent effect to go away i am blender noob
Before 2025
meow
Its time to get the halloween badge to finally finish the game
My last badge after a whole year
I believe it's alt + z
Or its an alpha blend
You can do it aborted fetus
I believe in you
I struggle with any achievement I have the biggest skill issue I need to get my skill up
it's a work in progress
I just played the game and get all the nadges
Badges
кышь отсюда
why do i get laughed at after getting facestabbed
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
okay
so
the rifle body works fine
but everything else is weird and transparent
skill issue
Is it an alpha blend?
i don't know what that means
It means shit transparent
I think in the materials tab
i love it when heavies get mad at me for hitting dropstabs
Yo did the halloween update go live?
!halloween
The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.
it's only a visual change for now

damn
I started playing the game on October 16th, 2020
i got the last achievement on September 1st, 2023 (you have to count that from the release of Parabellum to July of last year, i didn't play cuz my shitty laptop couldn't handle it)
Of the 35 achievements i got eight in 2023, one in 2021 and twenty-six in 2020
i STILL cant figure this shit out
I would have the achievement like 2 years ago if the game worked
remove it idk

XD
Update on the 28th of October
I keep noticing that many users on this server have made gifs to mock the lack of updates in this game
When halloween update?
when Halloween
At the end of the month
Nah I just searched this one up as a joke
they'll probably do the update for it in the next week/two weeks
ik
Its october first
I'm just answering the guy that the update will be there when the actual day of Halloween will happen
yeah
It's crazy that when i remember art contest 2023, felt like it was 2 months ago
so at the end of october
Daily Spongdal
wheres hubert at
i will continue this ritual in another server
HELLO HOW ADD HALOWIN IN MY SERVER

Youtube has gone to shit, they took down the rick roll song
what is this reverse psychology
HOW ADD flamingos
Oh god fucking damn it
HOW ADD PLUGIN flamingos
He tricked us all
WHAT
Wtf why
I checked and it’s real
No more rickrolls
Saved
WHY DID I GET KICKED FROM A 2FORT MATCH
how do u even do that 💀
WHAT IS THIS
The song of the sea bunny shall take its place 
i have rock hard evidence
Balls
It’s me
It's you
Real sigmund freud
No
Balls
No I’m sigmund
Its me 
Idiot
Play as sniper





