general-chat

[zinc raft]

electrical outlets

[gilded timber]

Cooldown

[fallow kite]

yo dude you suuck

youu suuckkk

[zinc raft]

whatever they vall

[acoustic kraken]

gah damn command limits

[fallow kite]

you dude dsukckk

lalalaa

[acoustic kraken]

!cc show 14.0

[fallow kite]

stupiddd

stuppppppppid

[solid echo]

Just say !2versions

[acoustic kraken]

mr dad watch ur back

in-game

[zinc raft]

guys how do yall have funny color in name

[fallow kite]

my back? oh yo mama is inv me to have sex!

[wicked spade]

gasp

[terse atlas]

Because we're better

[fallow kite]

@meager slate kill this guyyyy

[solid echo]

BURN!!! OOOH

Mr dad are you escaping turkieye rn

[fallow kite]

im in bosnia

[zinc raft]

bro every time i see this individual hes doing something wrong

[solid echo]

He escaped

[zinc raft]

either racism or rule breaking in general

why do you think i should obey

[tardy walrus]

wtf is going on

[amber ether]

What's up ax @tardy walrus

[tardy walrus]

yoo hugs

my guy

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-handshake-cats-kittens-gif-10222808

hyd broski

[tardy walrus]

all g turned on pc just now

wbu

[fallow kite]

blud thinks he part of the gang

gtfo

[amber ether]

Nothin much, just bing chilling. Currently studying for an upcoming interview

[tardy walrus]

im inna northwoodia gang

east side you heard

[solid echo]

But ur not in mr dad's cool server

[tardy walrus]

fuck mr dad

[zinc raft]

guys wheres northwood at

[fallow kite]

fuck you

[zinc raft]

which tree is it tho

[tardy walrus]

hell yeah

[amber ether]

If I had to take a WILD guess, probably somewhere North and in the woods

[tardy walrus]

you WILL pass the interview

💪🏽

[fallow kite]

you pull up to my territory ill make you beg for yo life cuh

[zinc raft]

but theres plenty of trees there

[fallow kite]

you a lil bitch ass

[amber ether]

I dunno man, I'm lookin at some pretty good applicants rn

[tardy walrus]

all bark no bite

[fallow kite]

pull up then

[tardy walrus]

i aint pulling up to no turkey tf

[fallow kite]

where you live

[wicked spade]

guh???

[fallow kite]

ill come w me gang

[sinful obsidian]

i get called an acoustic clown for not helping my scp teammate but he never gave callouts to me or anyone else 💔

this is so peak

[zinc raft]

huh

[solid echo]

Mr dad i cant go im sick

[tardy walrus]

nah u got it twin

[zinc raft]

call him a uhm

[tardy walrus]

gotta believe in yourself

[sinful obsidian]

he got muted and left

someone else called him a slur

[solid echo]

[amber ether]

I shall try my best

[fallow kite]

you are a child

[solid echo]

Ok

[fallow kite]

im not like diddy inviting younglings to my gang... sorry fam

[tardy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134554851456593970/1275061938560172093/caption.gif

[terse atlas]

Most sane crack fiend

[zinc raft]

bro did you actually run out of servers to do that shi

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-handshake-cats-kittens-gif-10222808

[terse atlas]

Yoooo, this guy is actually pretty cool ngl

[zinc raft]

you should have noticed its stupid long ago

[terse atlas]

They've only said like one non insane thing so far, but still a strange sentence

[rough wing]

Sees one mlp sentencr

[zinc raft]

and there we go

[solid echo]

Then why is there a fucking L

Im done

[terse atlas]

No, it's an abbreviation for "not gonna lie"

[solid echo]

Fuck you

[zinc raft]

that real rare from him

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/venti-gif-3061444669520356390

[solid echo]

Please

STOP

[zinc raft]

how many times did you get banned there

[eternal rock]

d-boy on a low pop servers really feels like playing cb

[solid echo]

That is 5 years and a half

[zinc raft]

coldballs...

[solid echo]

i fucked up me maths

[zinc raft]

sigma

I have 4 whole months of playtime in funny game

[solid echo]

Uhhh

No

[zinc raft]

naig what is your point man

[solid echo]

No

[zinc raft]

you are just going to get banned from here aswell

[solid echo]

I dont know ya

Americas

Not specifying

I saw that one coming

Shut up diddy

[terse atlas]

Why are you so interested in Azure?

[solid echo]

Help me

[terse atlas]

Leave the man alone

[eternal rock]

diddler

[fallow kite]

how age do you have is crazy

[solid echo]

I DONT

I HATE I FUNNY

[eternal rock]

i am 2 year old

[terse atlas]

Ifunny Brazil moment

[eternal rock]

👶

[solid echo]

IM NOT A REDDITOR BUT I HATE IT

IFUNNY SUUUUCKS

[rancid dome]

I am have 17 years old :3

[amber ether]

💀

[solid echo]

Stop talking to drake

Omgfl

Noemi do not

[rancid dome]

da heck?

[solid echo]

That is diddy and drake under a long coat

See?

[glacial nymph]

I guess i spawned in wrong time

[zinc raft]

he is ill

[red path]

sad

[terse atlas]

Now you have to the duel them to regain your honor

[wicked spade]

r u high

[tardy walrus]

pipe bomb coming their way

[terse atlas]

Average crack fiend

[zinc raft]

oh my god yall still doing that

its been like 5 years

[glacial nymph]

5 YEARS?!

[wicked spade]

watch him get smited:

[zinc raft]

YES

IF YOU Go back to 2019 in the messages

[glacial nymph]

Well... Im a rolist

[zinc raft]

people were already doing like that

[glacial nymph]

I hate green roles

[terse atlas]

Everyone should

[zinc raft]

i think it was grey back then

[solid echo]

He's also been using ifunny for 5 years, ig its safe to say...

[zinc raft]

i am curious on why i am still <5

[glacial nymph]

Back in the day 👨‍🦳

[solid echo]

Not enough yapping

[zinc raft]

real.

[zinc raft]

i was yap master in 2019

[terse atlas]

Naigkk, I heard SG has Ifunny, harass them now

[rough wing]

Dude this is peak

I'm laughing my ass off

"I am drake!! "

[solid echo]

You would be level 100 rn if you kept that role

[zinc raft]

yeah, you would laugh even more when you saw his ban reasons

[solid echo]

Lmao

Say one

[zinc raft]

did they reset?

[rough wing]

Is he just unhinged

[glacial nymph]

Watafak is ifunny

[zinc raft]

if by unhinged you mean racist and naz1, yes

[gilded timber]

!warn 486299664728195096 Implying you like kids

[rough wing]

Dude you are not telling me this guy is capable of killing minorities irl 😭😭😭

I'm so fucking sorry but like

[glacial nymph]

💀

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos.

A warning for @silver star has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.

[zinc raft]

he is a child im pretty sure

[rough wing]

He seems incapable at understanding basic jokes

[rancid dome]

Aw man

[glacial nymph]

Womp womp

[terse atlas]

He's aight

[zinc raft]

ive seen him get muted and banned for saying the nword all the way back in 2023

[terse atlas]

Nevermind

[glacial nymph]

Whot

[zinc raft]

this is the last server he isnt banned

grow up man, holy shit

[glacial nymph]

Weong

[acoustic kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[zinc raft]

Im just curious what he'll do when he doesnt have any servers left

[tardy walrus]

yo baguette

[acoustic kraken]

hi

[zinc raft]

"oui"

[tardy walrus]

hii ex manager :)

[zinc raft]

wait "baguette" rings me a bell

[tardy walrus]

alright

@rancid dome

[rough wing]

Dude

[rough wing]

What

[tardy walrus]

you're not sorry

[gilded timber]

You get kicked automatically once you reach 2 warnings
You can use !mywarnings in #bot-commands to view your current ones.

[rough wing]

" I Am... Drake. "

[tardy walrus]

nah its too late now

[rancid dome]

!tempban 486299664728195096 Making weird comments implying they like minors.

[glacial nymph]

W font u have

I love it

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos for now.

[zinc raft]

I dont think he understands that this server has serious people

[rancid dome]

I was gonna extend it so there's more to it but whatever at this point

[rough wing]

He's just immature I bet

[zinc raft]

not just some random teens

[rough wing]

He doesn't actually seem like

Serious about the things he says

Because nobody in their right mind would say I am drake

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

Weak

[zinc raft]

yeah, he prob doesnt say that irl

[cinder sapphire]

You are

[zinc raft]

cuz he cant be annonymous

[solid echo]

He would

[cinder sapphire]

Get back to sweeping

[solid echo]

Thats his mindset

[zinc raft]

how

[rancid dome]

Bro doesn't even know who he's talking to and ask if I wanna be his gf wtf 😭

[zinc raft]

Minecraft font

[rough wing]

Aliucord

[glacial nymph]

Some people will just say that in joke terms... In dark way

💀

[rancid dome]

It would be so much more funnier for who knows

[zinc raft]

noemi look funny in media

[solid echo]

Peak theme, which one is it?

[zinc raft]

andd my internet is gone

[zinc raft]

people call these type of actions "inconsequential"

[terse atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-scp-sl-scp-3114-chill-server-gif-15692224137788409339

[zinc raft]

idk if that word exists

[glacial nymph]

Never seen it before

[solid echo]

Prepare for unforseen consequences...

[zinc raft]

grrr i hate not beeing really smart

its not a thing in english 💔

[solid echo]

Im actually really good in english i forgot certain words in my native language

[glacial nymph]

I mean don't mind me im not an English speaker

[zinc raft]

it just means like someone who thinks their actions wont affect them

[zinc raft]

same

[glacial nymph]

Yeah i get what you mean

[zinc raft]

i decided to learn polish

[solid echo]

Its so awkward having to describe something to someone in your native language and then its the most simple shit u used for an entire year

[zinc raft]

its very

funny

like the words dont follow a logic

some make sense here and there

[sterile crater]

!rep @fallow kite

[snow umbra]

You have just given @drowsy cairn a reputation point!

[zinc raft]

but then theres "man" and "woman"

boy, girl

[solid echo]

Ska and ski?

[sterile crater]

ski bi and di

[zinc raft]

i also sometimes mess up girl with cookie

💀

[fallow kite]

!rep @sterile crater

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sterile crater a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

dom yes yes

[zinc raft]

i cant send kiryu type gif

[fallow kite]

SKIBIDI TOILET GONI MNIE SPIĘWAJĄC TĘ PIOSENKĘ POMAGA MI CAMERAMAN LECIMY RATOWAĆ ZIEMIĘ JESTEŚMY NIEPOKONANI (Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi) TE WOJNĘ JUŻ WYGRYWAMY (Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi).🤑 😻

[zinc raft]

my brain just pulverized

[rough wing]

@fallow kite Karadeniz is cooked bro

Cyclone

[zinc raft]

look at that shi

[solid echo]

The ottomans died for this

[rough wing]

Pray for em

[terse atlas]

Skoden Stoodis

[fallow kite]

did karadeniz get nuked

[zinc raft]

im gonna try my best to reas

[sterile crater]

unbelievable dad

[rough wing]

Naw

A cyclone is coming

[fallow kite]

my prayers have been answered

[rough wing]

Fym

[sterile crater]

drake is top 5 music artists oat

[fallow kite]

na

[zinc raft]

my knowledge only allows me to ask people if they drink women's milk

[fallow kite]

drake is ass

[sterile crater]

sorry i meant top 6

[rough wing]

I love women's milk

[sterile crater]

wbat

[fallow kite]

top 20

[zinc raft]

same

[sterile crater]

top 22

[red path]

: (

[fallow kite]

drake is not on top of the list

[rough wing]

Every cow you drink the milk out of is a female

[zinc raft]

not sigma

[tardy walrus]

since when you started saying factual stuff

[rough wing]

Tf type of milk are you drinking

[sterile crater]

j cole couldve been up there if he didnt make that abomination

[terse atlas]

I prefer bull milk

[fallow kite]

he has some bangers but he aint a goat, most songs of him are mid asf

[zinc raft]

horse milk

wait

[red path]

i drink soylent and eat bugs (gives me good reddit karma)

[zinc raft]

[terse atlas]

[sterile crater]

im canadian so hes automatically no.1

[zinc raft]

im gonna you

[fallow kite]

now now someone like eminem is defo top 10

he a goat

[strange trellis]

did you just assume that bovine's gender

[sterile crater]

lets just put g eazy in top 5 then

[fallow kite]

g eazy is not above eminem

[red path]

enimen hasnt been good since 2010 bro

[sterile crater]

larry bird

[sterile crater]

nah dad got a point though

[terse atlas]

Pony milk

[sterile crater]

had that insane run

[zinc raft]

meet me here

[fallow kite]

he made peak over peak, still has good raps to this day

[zinc raft]

mert

[fallow kite]

like houdini

[tardy walrus]

i can make an orange rhyme with banana, bornana

[terse atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/the-pharaohs-curse-rabelious-gif-5991159984049487001

[red path]

absolutely not bro

[fallow kite]

you so wrong

[zinc raft]

you didnt get it 💔

[red path]

"fuck blind people and deaf people suck" - greatest rapper according to mister dad

[zinc raft]

im the only dumb person that knows

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[sterile crater]

yeah i agree though

like bfr

[fallow kite]

idc still peak

he a goat

[terse atlas]

I'm guessing that's No Man's Sky and I'm saying that I don't play it, not sure where those symbols are from though

[red path]

Kendrick >>>>

[zinc raft]

[fallow kite]

name me one rapper that can surpass eminems old musics rn

[red path]

kendrick

[red path]

kanye

[fallow kite]

kendrick is nowhere close to prime eminem

nor KANYE LMAO

[zinc raft]

ermm

[red path]

BULLSHIT

[terse atlas]

The Atlas emoji you sent earlier gave me some context because I knew that was from NMS

[zinc raft]

did they add eminem to warframe?

[fallow kite]

kendrick is a good rapper but he isnt close to eminem

[zinc raft]

I really like atlas

[fallow kite]

thats just facts

[zinc raft]

i tattoed him

[red path]

kanye surpasses eminem by hundreds of millions of listeners you deaf bat

[fallow kite]

kanye????

[sterile crater]

why are we chatting shit

[fallow kite]

wasnt he a hitler fan at one point

[red path]

kendrick is a brilliant rapper not just in music quality but lyricism

[sterile crater]

yitler

[fallow kite]

yeetler

[sterile crater]

my dad got robbed - kendrick lamar

[glacial nymph]

Are we allowed to use that wording?

[red path]

all you mfs are radient white in skin tone

[sterile crater]

im literally black

[red path]

aint no way you say eminem is better kanye

[fallow kite]

not saying kendrick is bad, but eminem surpasses him lol

[fallow kite]

KANYE

is nowhere near eminem

[red path]

YES KANYE

LITTERALY GREATEST RAPPER OF 00s AND 10s

[fallow kite]

MY ASS

[red path]

eminem is corny as fuck

[rough wing]

war

[fallow kite]

youre corny as fuck

[glacial nymph]

Zesty chat

[red path]

bro dropped off after mathers lp 2

[terse atlas]

He's just a silly goober

[sterile crater]

kanye dropped off after through the wire released

[tawny vapor]

you can't change game resolution to dsr one?

[red path]

most cracker sentence OAT

[gentle acorn]

yeah

[terse atlas]

Yeah, I am white

[red path]

youre as white as a sheet mf

[sterile crater]

the way you look should be a sin, you my sensation

[shut carbon]

still installing multiple AI models

[red path]

you could blend into a picket fence

[shut carbon]

gotta train my own model again... sigh....

[sleek estuary]

i got ghost pinged wth

[sterile crater]

real

discord app being ass compilation since 2018

[tardy walrus]

yeah i wonder who that was

not me tho

[gentle acorn]

discord app is not bad

[fallow kite]

lose yourself and the real slim shady music songs no diffs all kanye west songs

just saying

[sleek estuary]

@rancid dome who pinged me 😡

[gentle acorn]

kanye songs are ass

[terse atlas]

"I brought casserole to the potluck" ahh melanin

[gentle acorn]

eminem songs are ass

[red path]

REAL

[sterile crater]

i ordered the jerk, she said you are what you eat

[sterile crater]

coleslaw too

[rancid dome]

1 sec

[terse atlas]

That's why I eat pussy

[fallow kite]

youre glazing HARDDD

[rancid dome]

I am explaining a lore to axxxoriel

Be back in a minute

[red path]

youre glazing eminem bro

[tardy walrus]

triple x

[sterile crater]

real

[red path]

hes not even that good

[tardy walrus]

😭

[sterile crater]

id rather listen to micah richards knees

than kendrick atm

[fallow kite]

kendrick made one good rap unlike eminem who had multiple good raps

youre glazing hard rn you cant fathom..

[rancid dome]

I accidentally tapped once more

gomenasai :(

[sterile crater]

had cyphers with yeezy before his mouth wired

[tawny vapor]

Try setting exclusive fullscreen option first (in SL)

[gentle acorn]

they all made ZERO (0) good songs

[tawny vapor]

it worked for me

[wicked spade]

wait cyclone in black sea? wtf

how

[wicked spade]

damn. ok, rip karadeniz building contractors i guess

[rough wing]

orange alarm for zonguldak, samsun and ordu

my cousins are planning to go chasing tomorrow

[wicked spade]

based

[rough wing]

tbh the water based chasing sucks

you just get as close as you can to the sea shore and do the study there

[wicked spade]

yea real, ppl drive into it on the land based ones

[royal sail]

should the art for the contest be without blood?

[stark turtle]

Yo

anyone knows how to get the discord ID?

[glacial nymph]

Enable discord developer mode

[stark turtle]

where do I do that?

[glacial nymph]

Then right click your pfp, you should see copy user id

[glacial nymph]

Go to settings

Advanced

[stark turtle]

Got it

Thanks

[gilded timber]

Advanced > Developer Mode > Right Click your profile and click copy user ID

Yours is 423163848661663744

[hollow sparrow]

e

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920709476724649984/1149906013240172614/bruh.gif

[stark turtle]

Hello

[wicked spade]

hell naw it can't be the alto clef himself

tell us something that only real dr. clef would say

[rough wing]

me installing linux for the customization

and then using none of it

[hollow sparrow]

hi

guys bubert moszka in vc spotted

bubert

real

[stark turtle]

Mhh

[red cradle]

why does ping spike so bad on this game but not others

sit at 12ms until the server decides to give me 700 and i cant move

[gentle acorn]

Seemed to work

But I don't see any difference between 1080 and the downscaled image

[half ravine]

Mac and cheese!

[rough wing]

you are creature, of non peace and silence.

you will be baked into thousand breads.

[half ravine]

Type shit

[terse atlas]

Not my favorite ship but it's alright

[tawny vapor]

hm.. dunno honestly

in my case it's.. slightly sharper

but I can see a difference

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-silly-gif-18412871428528214483

[clever tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/653183948884672532/1286750700188995614/Orphion_pet.gif

[gentle acorn]

how do I get 3114 to sing the fnaf song

[half ravine]

Random I think

[fleet panther]

This thing hates me

[terse atlas]

I love your pfp

[fleet panther]

Thank you

[rough wing]

I hate your pfp

[terse atlas]

Who's?

[fleet panther]

Take my cat then

His name is john

[rough wing]

I love your kitty

Show more images

He is polite looking

[terse atlas]

Which one?

[jagged lily]

i love my profile picture

it really fits me

[rough wing]

The

[gentle acorn]

kill it with rocks and buy a pc

[terse atlas]

I might change mine

[rough wing]

Do

[fleet panther]

Nah
It runs sl at 60 fps

This thing aint leaving till it dies

[terse atlas]

Possibly to the Flim Flam brothers

[gentle acorn]

laptops are such a pain in the ass

I have a laptop that's older than 80% of gen alpha

gaming on it was so bad

[fleet panther]

The duo

[rough wing]

Why is he so smooothhhh

[fleet panther]

Bean is built different

[rough wing]

Also the second one has

Gorgeous eyes

I can stare at them forever

[fleet panther]

Ah yes

Snow

As you can see I suck at naming things

[rough wing]

I named my cats cement, mavis and fuck

You aren't the worst trust me

[fleet panther]

Decent

[fleet panther]

I was gonna name the white one gojo

But that was boring

[gentle acorn]

2nd one looks silly

[gentle acorn]

its your fucking pet why are you insulting him like that

[fleet panther]

Snow has no braincells

Staring at the abyss

[random schooner]

Oh they look so much like my old cats Noor and Smokey 😢

[nocturne raptor]

@tranquil basin

[nocturne raptor]

Acéptame la soli nose que le paso a mi cuenta principal se murio

Me cree una nueva

Mándame el link de cerberus por md

[tardy walrus]

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[gentle acorn]

why do you post this picture on a daily basis

[dusk vine]

How old

[gentle acorn]

my laptop is old enough to use discord

[orchid kraken]

Even laptop is eligible to be on discord

[dusk vine]

My dads old laptop cannot run chrome or even the file explorer

[gentle acorn]

how old is it

[orchid kraken]

Old enough to drink

[gentle acorn]

my ps3 is old enough to vote

[random schooner]

🎵 Bitch, I can make an orange rhyme with banana, oranana 🎵

[stable mirage]

[ocean grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-2088247993237804628

[jagged lily]

Good one

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

Spell fungus

[crystal reef]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 17 minutes, 39 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[light lily]

Freakzus

[tardy walrus]

hugs :)

[amber ether]

wassup man :D

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-handshake-cats-kittens-gif-10222808

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/sadhotgirl-gif-22225832

everything gucci

wanna hop on sl later?

[amber ether]

I'm already on sl broski

gotta make that quota

but im down

[tardy walrus]

aight bet

where u is

[amber ether]

NW 2

CA

[tardy walrus]

pulling up

[true gazelle]

Wsp guys how you doing?

[amber ether]

@gilded timber you smell

[gilded timber]

[amber ether]

!wran @gilded timber smelly

[snow umbra]

@amber ether has wranned mostly_lucid Reason: smelly

[gilded timber]

!stab 188863983082536960

[snow umbra]

hugsrequired#0 has been muted in this server.

[amber ether]

[junior jasper]

!wran @gilded timber Stabbing!

[snow umbra]

@junior jasper has wranned mostly_lucid Reason: Stabbing!

[amber ether]

!stab 574348751506898944

dang

[gilded timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619219762206998550/1162560723940024350/your_actions.gif

Alright I got to go to bed

I'm going to be so tired for college tomorrow

[tardy walrus]

gn

[amber ether]

gngn

[somber raptor]

🇬🇧

[fringe niche]

hi

[tardy walrus]

replacing stab for 🇬🇧 would be hilarious

[lethal scroll]

jeeeesus

[somber raptor]

give us !🇬🇧 command now 🔥

[lethal scroll]

i know Dead Island 2 is gory af but....jesus

[tardy walrus]

@ nathan

[gentle acorn]

that game looks good

whst is it called

[lethal scroll]

Dead Island 2, it has some crazy advanced gore

[somber raptor]

those are some strong punches

[gentle acorn]

can my 1070 handle it

[somber raptor]

😬

just looking at it i'd say not that much

[gentle acorn]

what

what if it's an actually optimized game released before 2020

[lethal scroll]

minimum is

MINIMUM:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: AMD FX-9590 / Intel Core i7-7700HQ
Memory: 10 GB RAM
Graphics: Radeon R9 390X (8192 VRAM) / GeForce GTX 1060 (6144 VRAM)
DirectX: Version 12
Storage: 70 GB GB available space

[gentle acorn]

quite rare nowadays huh

[somber raptor]

oh damn

[lethal scroll]

and

RECOMMENDED:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Ryzen 5 5600X / Intel Core i9-9900k
Memory: 10 GB RAM
Graphics: Radeon RX 6800 XT (16384 VRAM) / GeForce RTX 2070 Super (8192 MB)
DirectX: Version 12
Storage: 70 GB GB available space

[somber raptor]

guess it can handle it but you'll have to play on low graphics

[gentle acorn]

5600x

what the fuck

I swear to God if by minimum they meant 720p 30fps I'm not even gonna bother

[somber raptor]

they probably do lol

[lethal scroll]

buy a ps5, much cheeper than upgrading that much

[gentle acorn]

game devs need to stop putting 720p 30fps as minimum

[gentle acorn]

waste of money

consoles are more expensive and weaker than PCs

[lethal scroll]

or buy Dead Island and Dead Island Riptide

[gentle acorn]

with zero freedom and upgradeability

I'm just gonna watch some benchmarks to see if the game runs good

[lethal scroll]

Hell-A

[gentle acorn]

eh

any game can run and look good

it depends entirely on the devs

wait

Holy shit

by minimum they meant 1080p 60 fps

we're so back

[lost fern]

I barely fit into that

[lethal scroll]

~~That's what she said ~~

[lost fern]

1440p144 won't feel smooth

[zinc raft]

hey chat

[zinc raft]

ooooo that looks

very tasty

[zinc raft]

how durable is your skin wtf

[orchid kraken]

https://youtu.be/M7wWQP6ZFoE?si=8lnpZC3e1bHHCPsl this shit majestic

[digital cape]

How to have a functional sleep schedule

[somber raptor]

Lol

U know how YT moved the exit full screen button on mobile from bottom right to top left?

They alr reverted it 😂

What did it last? Like one week?

[icy knot]

How is everyone's day

[alpine blaze]

The chaos spawn just went into gate a elevator, found a guard with micro charging it up, killed the guard, then the entire spawn wave (everyone) died to a grenade six seconds later

it's an entire clump of 13 or so bodies

[valid silo]

Average spawnwave moment

[proud turret]

when is

the muzzle booster buff

[lethal scroll]

We are getting a kitten tomorrow

[snow root]

HALOWEEN!

[nimble frost]

does anyone know if they have added haloween candies yet

[eager wadi]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. Which means you wont get the Halloween achievement yet.

[snow root]

but does that not turn on candies?

[eager wadi]

no

[primal cedar]

it's spooky month

[amber ether]

Very spooky

Rat.

[lethal scroll]

Now that it's October

She's starting to thaw...

[amber ether]

NOOOO

[amber ether]

RAT

[strong dune]

Update in 4 hours

https://tenor.com/view/goku-namek-mad-angry-kakarot-gif-4697742235674074957

[gusty fractal]

are they gonna add metal candy

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT HIDE IN THE PUMPKINS!?!?!?

[fallow kite]

Gu

Guyssss

why dont I have the holloween acheivement

[eager wadi]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.

[green basalt]

You smell

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-smell-float-bon-sponge-gif-15840520

[wild orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-sheldon-cooper-the-big-bang-theory-laptop-meme-gif-15738854847412263976

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[solid echo]

And i think to myself...

What a breaking bad woooorld~.....

[forest field]

ring ring ring!!!
mr white gettin a phone call!!!
pick up the phone!!!

[gaunt flicker]

ввввввв

[pure python]

hi hugs

do we get artist winner role if win artist

in game

[amber ether]

I believe so

[solid echo]

JESSE YOU RUINED ME

[forest field]

🎶 WALTER WHITE 🎶

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/rayo-de-congelación-finn-jake-hora-de-aventura-congelados-gif-24570663

[crystal reef]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[crystal reef]

!rep @dreamy mural

[snow umbra]

You have just given @dreamy mural a reputation point!

[dreamy mural]

🛫

[fickle barn]

why dont i get that halloween badge when the halloween decarations are here

[eager wadi]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.

[ruby glacier]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The clutter system for Halloween has been activated. This does not mean that you'll get the Halloween achievement, yet.

[uncut fjord]

why is there halloween decorations in september

[subtle sundial]

what the halloween

nw is european

[solemn flame]

its october

for like 90% of the world

[uncut fjord]

whats ur timezone

[solemn flame]

est, its still september for me

[uncut fjord]

☹️

[eager wadi]

🇪🇺

[uncut fjord]

sweden flag!

[subtle sundial]

instead of time zones just get used to waking up at 12am and going to bed at 6pm or something and then somewhere else in the world u wake up at 6am and go to sleep at 10pm. easy as that. is the world stupid?

[tardy walrus]

we should get you in the office

[uncut fjord]

i dont udnerstand

mandatory bed time?

[subtle sundial]

no

[solemn flame]

mandatory nap time 🔥

[subtle sundial]

lets say someone lives in the est timezone. he wakes up at 6am and goes to sleep at 10pm cuz thats his decision. but someone else in germany or something wakes up at 5pm and then goes to sleep at 6am. no need for timezones. less confusing

same 24 hour everywhere

[solemn flame]

guys youre missing the point

earth is flat timezones are fake

[strange trellis]

jobs and other activities that require sun:

[solemn flame]

lets just build a giant artificial sun and sync the time everywhere

[tardy walrus]

est is real tho

[subtle sundial]

no its not like that

[sleek estuary]

est gang 🤝

[subtle sundial]

the sun would be shining in germany at 3am but it would be dark elsewhere

[sleek estuary]

ughhhhhhhh i hate having ohio wifi

[tardy walrus]

aint no way

wait

[amber ether]

💀 ohio wifi

[tardy walrus]

WAIT

[sleek estuary]

the thing is, I live in ohio

[tardy walrus]

youre on wifi

[subtle sundial]

only in ohio!…

[sleek estuary]

sadly...

I dont have ethernet

although, when patreon stops FUCKING HOLDING MY OWN MONEY FROM ME, i'll buy one

[fallow kite]

Mango

[sleek estuary]

I wonder how bad a temu ethernet is

[tardy walrus]

on ethernet 🙏🏽

[sleek estuary]

surely doesn't have a modifed chip with preloaded malware

wow this actually looks good

[amber ether]

[half ravine]

i only get 90 mbps on eathernet too

[sleek estuary]

I prob just need a 35ft one, but a longer one wouldn't hurt, plus I could just cut it and rewire it

[half ravine]

prolly cause the cable isnt going directly from the router rather than just a old range extender

[rancid ivy]

Lol dorm wifi

my dorm wifi is so dang good

[solar glacier]

Imagine needing wifi and not just being content with living in a small rural village in Sweden

[rancid ivy]

sorry mate i gotta get this degree

[sleek estuary]

must be nice

[solar glacier]

With your sheep and family and rifle by your side

[rancid ivy]

wish i could have a rifle at college

[tardy walrus]

am i getting scammed

where my 90 go

[sleek estuary]

yes

L bozo

[rancid ivy]

yeah

booz

[sleek estuary]

boozo

[tardy walrus]

and they be lying too

Your Internet connection is very fast.

[sleek estuary]

time to waste hours looking on amazon for cool prob useless tech shit to buy

[half ravine]

same

bought a quest 3 the other day

[sleek estuary]

💀

i know for a fact the audio is horrible

[tardy walrus]

adds fps tho

cuz rgb

[sleek estuary]

real

[tardy walrus]

omg i just pinged 8.8.8.8

i wish i didnt

[rich pendant]

Yeah but look at the prettyyyyyyy lightttsss that's all that matters!!!

[sleek estuary]

wait im a degen weeb

and amazon has some crazy shit

[tardy walrus]

oh lord

[sleek estuary]

holy FUCK

yep

buying it

[tardy walrus]

ew

ugly ahh plush

[sleek estuary]

man wish I had an actual room so I could actually buy stuff to put up

[tardy walrus]

wdym an actual room

[solemn flame]

i need a shelf

where does one find a good quality display shelf

[sleek estuary]

life moment

(my room has turned into a storage room 😭)

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[sleek estuary]

I rly need to get a good job so I can buy an apartment

ok fr tho

[tardy walrus]

steal amazon packages

[sleek estuary]

wth

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/chungus-roingus-spook-meme-jerboa-gif-19827827

[tardy walrus]

in prison you get your own room

and possibly a new friend

:)

[rich pendant]

It's not worth it, I'm so poor

[sleek estuary]

the shower:

[tardy walrus]

dont act like you wont like it

like come on bro

[sleek estuary]

as long as I get something that pays at least 19 an hour, ill be fine

most apartments near me are only about 500 a month

[dusk vine]

Would you rather beat up a woman in united states and get arrested there or beat up a woman in france and get arrested

[rich pendant]

Hey that's better than I'm doing I suppose

UR JOKING

holy cow where u at👀

[rich pendant]

France

[tardy walrus]

500 a month

id be swimming in money by now

[sleek estuary]

like at least

[dusk vine]

Same ngl

[rich pendant]

It's 1400 here

[sleek estuary]

found a 1 bed 600ft for $900, pretty good imo

[rich pendant]

Goodlord

The economy needs to get fixed I cannot go on

[sleek estuary]

[rich pendant]

That looks exactly like a layout I saw when I was hunting, that was like, 1300 I think

[mystic tundra]

SPOOKY MONTH!!!!!!!!!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/YKWR-8xobr8AAAAC/father-gregor-fathergregor.gif

Fucking embed failure

[tardy walrus]

alone, yes

[sleek estuary]

yeah

living alone >>>>>>>>>>>> anything else

[tardy walrus]

real

[sleek estuary]

unless its a big apartment with two beds and two bathrooms, then i dont mind a roommate

[tardy walrus]

📲

🤙🏽

[sleek estuary]

good fucking lord

studio for 600 a month

[rich pendant]

Dude it's currently 1k here for a STUDIO

[sleek estuary]

i meannn, it works frfr

[rich pendant]

If I could send pictures rn....

[sleek estuary]

jesus

[sleek estuary]

#media-posts

[rancid ivy]

bro housing is so over

be homeless

[sleek estuary]

fr

[rancid ivy]

this is basically a matrix pod

[sleek estuary]

current eco and world is so bad rn

[rancid ivy]

is there even a shower

[sleek estuary]

no lol

[rich pendant]

Where do u bathe

[rancid ivy]

so this is already basically being homeless but with rent

[rich pendant]

$600 homeless

[tardy walrus]

he dont need allat

[rancid ivy]

u still gotta go to a dang gym to shower

a ymca is like idk

50 a month?

for 1?

34

to 59

depends on location

[gentle acorn]

I can get a full ass apartment for 300 bucks idk how do you Americans live like this

[rancid ivy]

u either live with family, live in a rural area where its cheaper, pay more money, or u just thug it out and suffer

[tardy walrus]

@amber ether

[amber ether]

?

[tardy walrus]

!

hii

[amber ether]

helloo

[rich pendant]

Roomates

[sleek estuary]

woah, 1.3k... honestly worth???

[gentle acorn]

With roommates it goes down to 150 bucks

[amber ether]

Is that a bathroom with two entrances and exits?

[sleek estuary]

yeah 😭

[rich pendant]

Holy cow

[sleek estuary]

but still nice i guess

[gentle acorn]

How the fuck do you Americans live like this

[tardy walrus]

this for 1.3 is hella good

[amber ether]

Oh nah.. That's some Ohio ahh design

[gentle acorn]

I can rent a 5 room apartment for 1.3k

[sleek estuary]

😭

[solemn flame]

Goes for 5k per month

[tardy walrus]

show me a band

[gentle acorn]

?

[tardy walrus]

aight

[rich pendant]

That's 8 rooms/closests dude, imagine how big of a family you could fit

[tardy walrus]

do a money spread

you come here flexing on us

smh

[rich pendant]

Show me atleast 300 dollars and I'll believe it

[rancid ivy]

$500 take it or leave it

saddam costs extra

[rancid ivy]

ive lived w this before, it isnt bad at all

they both lock

literally just makes navigation that much easier

[rich pendant]

I like that there's a little curtain around the toilet in that image, very considerate

[gentle acorn]

I'm not installing renting apps rn

[amber ether]

I feel like I'd be playing five nights at freddy's bro

[rancid ivy]

you just lock them...

[rich pendant]

Google!

apartments.com is not America exclusive I don't think

Or maybe it is but I promise there's others

I josh tho

[amber ether]

And like the doors are right next to each other too

likeeeee

at that point just have extra storage

[rich pendant]

Oh I can play a game in this chat hold on

[rancid ivy]

mf where

you cant put storage on either doorway without obstructing the other

[amber ether]

Then why have two doors!

What if they're both open

[rich pendant]

That's crazy sorry

[amber ether]

Like

They're right next to each other

You don't need two doors!

[rich pendant]

Two doors in a bathroom is so scary even if you can lock them, someone could plan something devious

What if I'm tired and get lost

[amber ether]

Like what if I'm trying to run away from two killer clowns and I go into the bathroom, I can only hold one of the doors shut

[tardy walrus]

ok

[rancid ivy]

uh one door goes straight to the bedrom and the other to the kitchen so if ur bedroom door is closed and the kitchen door is closed you can have bathroom access at night and during the day you can shut the bedroom one to not have people in ur bedroom

[rich pendant]

Y'know how kids will climb up corners by pushing against both walls, you could do that

[tardy walrus]

how did u end up in this scenario first

[rancid ivy]

2 doors really isnt a problem

[amber ether]

You don't get chased by killer clowns on the regular?

[rancid ivy]

it actually makes sense here

[tardy walrus]

i get chased by homeless people

[rancid ivy]

guys does anybody know calculus 3 i need a spot check to find my error

[amber ether]

Why do you have a bathroom in your kitchen that's disgusting

[rancid ivy]

bro what

[rich pendant]

They come for yah man, those clowns have no qualms with killing a stranger

[rancid ivy]

Go look at the diagram

[rancid ivy]

here

it isnt in the kitchen

[rich pendant]

It's like a studio apartment minda

Kinda(

[tardy walrus]

why would they kill one of their own

[rich pendant]

For fun

Perhaps the clown car got too full

[amber ether]

Two entrances to the bathroom and two entrances to the bedroom

Yeah, you're so GG

[rancid ivy]

going twice can anyone help me check my calculus for mistakes

[gentle acorn]

America exclusive

[rich pendant]

America gatekeep!!!!! WWW

[amber ether]

If we're in a zombie apocalypse, people with 2 doors to their bathroom and bedroom are getting bit first

Just saying

[rich pendant]

Naw u can trick the zombies

[rancid ivy]

mf shut up i need someone to look at these PARTIAL DERIVATIVES

these dang

[rich pendant]

Run in one door and out the other

[rancid ivy]

OptimiZATIONS

[amber ether]

[gentle acorn]

I can juke the zombies, losers

[rancid ivy]

juke these hands

[rich pendant]

It's like running around that stupid pit room with doctor or oldguy

[gentle acorn]

people with one door are going to be locked in a dead end

[random schooner]

Eh I've visited a house that has that, nothing wrong with it, except you need to lock both doors and remember to unlock both whenever you use it

[amber ether]

The window!

[gentle acorn]

people with two would have an escape route

[gentle acorn]

I'm not killing myself bro

[tardy walrus]

you're dead either way

[amber ether]

Mannn just climb down

[rich pendant]

I personally would make a third door so they would become confused about which door I went into

[gentle acorn]

not climbing down 20 meters

[amber ether]

I like it

[rancid ivy]

have a glide suit on at all times

just for this

then james bond that shit

batman

[amber ether]

How long do you think you can survive a zombie apocalypse?

[tardy walrus]

and put mirrors all over this bitch

[rich pendant]

You'd need to be higher for a glide suit they rely on wind

[rancid ivy]

the entire duration

[gentle acorn]

until humanity dies out

I'm cursed to be the sole survivor

[amber ether]

It never ends.

[rich pendant]

Do NOT put mirrors in my bedroom I am trying to Sleep!!!

[rancid ivy]

idt you understand the logistics of the situation

[tardy walrus]

woah

[gentle acorn]

it does

[rich pendant]

It ends with you

[rancid ivy]

there is a very finite supply of dead bodies at any given time to be zombified

[rich pendant]

And you will never end therefore it will not

[gentle acorn]

if these loser zombies don't eat anything they'd starve

[amber ether]

Okay, well first we need to think of what type of zombies we're dealing with. Because if we're dealing with runners, it's GG

[gentle acorn]

and if they starve they'd die

[rich pendant]

They're dead

[rancid ivy]

dawg no calories in and they cant move

[rich pendant]

They don't need to eat

[gentle acorn]

dead needs to eat yknow

[gentle acorn]

they do

their body ain't gonna support them

[tardy walrus]

you will run out of supplies

[rich pendant]

No they only do that to infect others

[rancid ivy]

if they're dead they cant move. they have to reanimate somehow

if there are real zombies they wont be dead

[gentle acorn]

buddy I'm the sole survivor how would I run out of supplies

[rancid ivy]

and they will be very easy to stop

[amber ether]

Okay but this is a hypothetical

[rancid ivy]

in the hypothetical im winning

the zombies are gonna do jack squat

but die

[amber ether]

[rich pendant]

How are you gonna live long enough for 8 billion zombies to become zombies in the first place and then run out of food entirely(including scraps on the ground and wild animals!!)

[rancid ivy]

like if u have a basic knowledge of firearms and infectious diseases you're gonna be personally safe and besides the gov isnt gonna collapse from this

[rich pendant]

That'd take like 100 years

[tardy walrus]

you realize that there are zombies that WILL occupy most of the stores in the world

[rancid ivy]

no they wont...

[amber ether]

I'd much rather have every other human on the planet disappear then to live in a zombie apocalypse

[gentle acorn]

I'll kill them lol...

[tardy walrus]

ammo?

[rich pendant]

Bros gotta find a mall asap and clear that thing

[amber ether]

If you use a gun, more will come

[gentle acorn]

400 revolver bullets

[amber ether]

If you use a knife, it'll dull quickly

[gentle acorn]

I'm doing American venom irl

[tardy walrus]

silencer

[rich pendant]

You can sharpen a knife on anything

[rancid ivy]

if your nervous system is coopted by a parasitical organism or virus or whatever, the host is no longer capable of decision making because that has to be shut down in order for the base instincts to be utilized towards parasite procreation

[gentle acorn]

I have 300 hours on rdr2 so I must be a professional gunslinger irl

[rancid ivy]

so basically

all zombies are retards

[rich pendant]

Weak, nothing on my 1k

[rancid ivy]

and you can shoot a retard

[gentle acorn]

so are humans

whats the actual difference

[amber ether]

Imagine it's Left For Dead zombies

[gentle acorn]

the fuck you even do for 1k

[rancid ivy]

humans can retain advanced knowledge and skills

[amber ether]

that'd be scary

[rancid ivy]

yeah but they arent real

[rich pendant]

I was online for so long dude

[rancid ivy]

real zombies cant be anything like fictional ones