general-chat

[somber raptor]

His bio is a text wall

[fallow kite]

Dot

[random schooner]

Don't give him any more attention

[somber raptor]

He can try once every 6 months tho

Or am i wrong?

[orchid kraken]

Abt the guy u talked abt

[somber raptor]

I'm right i checked

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945168127191285810/1051911745674936361/image0.gif

Skill issue i guess

[somber raptor]

Fr

[orchid kraken]

Being dickhead only makes your future worse tbh

[somber raptor]

True

[fast sentinel]

you better hope you have found the captain gun by then

[orchid kraken]

On those type situation, i use vector and AK more

[somber raptor]

In my server i have a system for people like him (Raiders and people who only join to cause trouble): they can be reported by users and they get pre-emptively permanently banned without appeal if the report got enough proof

[fast sentinel]

do you aim down sights on ak

[orchid kraken]

Worst thing is having no meda at all
No meds=walking dead meat

[silk trail]

anyone know this guy im talking abt

[fast sentinel]

hipfiring on vector is pretty good

[orchid kraken]

Hipfire on vec and sight on AK

Ak recoil is ez to control

[fast sentinel]

when you aim down sight

it is

[fast sentinel]

played the game since 2022

decided to join because of update soon

[silk trail]

you are a new member

[fast sentinel]

🤓

[silk trail]

isnt the nerd emoji supposed to be when you're technically right

you are technically wrong

[orchid kraken]

I have some build that is good hipfiring short distance, only good outside and inside
Medium range is death

[fast sentinel]

being technically right

does not immediately make you a nerd

emoji

[silk trail]

im saying thats when the nerd emoji is most often used

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[silk trail]

it isnt used when you've fundamentally misunderstood the word member

[orchid kraken]

Russian guy talkin, listen and learn on how to be professional racist

[fast sentinel]

fair point

however

nevermind

i cant say that

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-havent-we-killed-this-mf-kill-this-mf-kill-this-guy-ban-this-guy-mf-die-gif-18236210805183010444

[somber raptor]

what i want to have in my inventory:

• Gun
• Keycard
• HE Grenade
• HE Grenade
• HE Grenade
• HE Grenade
• HE Grenade
• HE Grenade
  What i need to havd in my inventory:
• Gun
• Keycard
• Armor
• Medkit
• Adrenaline
• SCP Object
• Throwable

[orchid kraken]

When im chaos i usually try to have
2 logicers
3 meds
Card
Heavy armor

[silk trail]

i like to replace scp object or throwable with a second medkit or radio but im weird

[somber raptor]

Oh right i forgot the radio

[fast sentinel]

no thats correct

medkit or radio

[orchid kraken]

If the scp isnt hat, light or 500, i aint taking it

[fast sentinel]

no throwable

[somber raptor]

Oppenheimer Special 🔥

[somber raptor]

Take the shrek piss please

[silk trail]

i take 207 when escaping

and use 1853 when military

[fast sentinel]

crazy shit

[orchid kraken]

I hate cola

[fast sentinel]

i died to cola

once

[silk trail]

generally if im escape class i'll steal cola and take it when im in a precarious position to gtfo

[somber raptor]

Car thinks he's an ornament

[silk trail]

and speedrun entrance

[silk trail]

car

[fast sentinel]

automobile

[silk trail]

vehicular manslaughter

[fast sentinel]

minecart

[silk trail]

diamond minecart

[somber raptor]

Generally if i'm escape class i'll have died before even seeing a Bulletproof Locker

[fast sentinel]

mr beast lunchly drama

[silk trail]

s...

skill...

[fast sentinel]

issue...

[silk trail]

skill issue...

[fast sentinel]

honestly

it's all about luck

[somber raptor]

Then when i'm a guard i go like Police Assault in Progress

[fast sentinel]

like you can escape without running into a singular scp

one funny thing that i did today

me and another d boy

we played the elevator game with peanut

then computer did blackout

[somber raptor]

One time i had been touched by the doctor, used my medkit and needed a second one

I turn around and there's a class-d holding a medkit

[fast sentinel]

i slipped out

other d boy died

[silk trail]

detain

you detained them, right?

[fast sentinel]

grabbed the d boys facility manager card

[silk trail]

you...detained them...right?

[somber raptor]

He did NOT survive 🔥

[somber raptor]

No

[silk trail]

you...asked for their medkit...

right...

[fast sentinel]

rude

[somber raptor]

Too slow

2 headshots are faster

[fast sentinel]

rude

northwood when update

northwood when update

[somber raptor]

https://youtu.be/ol1gMsdrTi8?si=h5ix32RC7ffFHYjT
At 4:42

[fast sentinel]

very rude

[spice coyote]

average hoi4 mod

[fast sentinel]

kaiserredux after 1941

TNO

[snow sierra]

ATTENTION ONE, ATTENTION ALL
I am making a multi-server Spotify playlist, each server gets 3 songs
unless stated otherwise
you may choose any song, whether a stupid joke song or a serious song

[fast sentinel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7bfsr4blCxi101cuqR1JKo

[somber raptor]

Uhhhhh

Pompeii, by Bastille
Dragostea din tei, by O-Zone
The World's Smallest Violin, by AJR

[forest field]

My two personal suggestions:

[snow sierra]

i will not be clicking that link

[snow sierra]

these 2 are funny, they will be added

[somber raptor]

Bruh 💀

[snow sierra]

you may choose one of these 3

[somber raptor]

Pompeii

[snow sierra]

good choice

[fast sentinel]

its

better call saul

theme song

[forest field]

I do not claim legal responsibility for this

[fast sentinel]

😭

i do not have embed perms is the issue

[somber raptor]

My dumbass saying the name of the artist (Bastille) instead of the song 💀

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[snow sierra]

don't worry we have red sun in the sky, 1812 overture finale, super idol, the gummy bear song, all i want for christmas is you, etc.

[fast sentinel]

just add BCS theme song

death

[somber raptor]

You still don't have Italian no-no songs

[snow sierra]

I may return and grant you all 3 more song choices, but for now you have made your decision

[somber raptor]

(Don't add them)

[forest field]

WAIT

WAIT

[snow sierra]

oh yeah we also have someone from a different server literally making a stupid song for this

[forest field]

I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA

https://open.spotify.com/track/2SqoJv7zaXF6BvvkX2T27m

[snow sierra]

it is too late

[forest field]

Why isn't it embedding

ok fine then, fuck you discord

ruining my joke smh

[fast sentinel]

among us

[somber raptor]

Me being the only one suggesting serious songs: 😐

[fast sentinel]

how is

better call saul

not serious

buddy

[spice coyote]

cant have a good playlist without some serbian propaganda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf8_LY0Nev4
https://open.spotify.com/track/5XAYzo1Mi3y3guKzHayrel?si=12e34bfcc1e5435a

[fast sentinel]

putting this on loop

[snow sierra]

considering the first song we got was Thank you USA that's honestly fire but the 3 have already been decided

I shall return tomorrow to grant 3 more songs

[spice coyote]

:(

[spice coyote]

peak song btw

[somber raptor]

Anyways i should go to sleep since it already half past midnight and tomorrow i have Maths, Science, Art and Literature

Art and Literature one after another gonna make me wanna kms

[fast sentinel]

go sleep

[spice coyote]

🇦🇱 🇷🇸 🇧🇬 🇷🇴 🔥

[fast sentinel]

WHERE MACEDONIA

MACEDONIAAAA

🇲🇰

[somber raptor]

[silk trail]

should've done the ajoura song smh

[somber raptor]

^ Sabre (random CS2 faction)

[somber raptor]

The SCP Foundation Main Theme

[somber raptor]

Did u watch the clip of me mercilessly murder a class d for his medkit?

[silk trail]

no

i dont wanna :(

[somber raptor]

Watch it
It funny

[fast sentinel]

no it isnt

you just shot some d boy

and took his medkit

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-typing-keyboard-smash-gif-25796407

[spice coyote]

is ajoura even on spotify?

[torn chasm]

Guess what

[somber raptor]

Chicken butt

[torn chasm]

FUCK

You get away this time, Ove R. Watch

Almost got you too micii

[fast sentinel]

dsjaksodsjsidnbjshapwifjsklanvnjamzxjfaiwhufyagjakslajdihfbvijajd

[somber raptor]

Btw ngl ajoura's other SCP song (Keter Containment Breach) is kinda cool as a soundtrack imma prob use it in one of my next videos (ETA: before 2085, probably)

[spice coyote]

why is it greyed out?

[somber raptor]

Goober

[amber ether]

[sleek estuary]

chat im looking into buying a unpatched nintendo switch that just includes the console, idk what other pieces I need other than the controllers

[lethal scroll]

Grayed out means it's no longer available on Spotify

[vivid crypt]

anti piracy message in SCP SL

should be a thing

[random schooner]

Change Jan Kalous's backstory to him pirating SCP SL and kicking a Capybara

[lethal scroll]

Who the fuck pirates a multiplayer game

[silk trail]

that's also free

[vivid crypt]

You mean free?

[polar spade]

I think the better question is who pirates a free game

[polar spade]

Dang it

[vivid crypt]

I was just trolling

can you even pirate a free game?

[polar spade]

I guess so

[fallow forge]

GUYS

[tame pendant]

Wow

[cyan mango]

it might be peak

[lethal scroll]

Today I found out
Graphics and texture mods for fallout new Vegas work on fallout 3 and vice versa

[scenic salmon]

A dash of what?

[lethal scroll]

Becoming a ghoul has got to be the worst fate imaginable

[fallow forge]

your skin falls off

and you smell like shit

but hey you become immune to radiation

[lethal scroll]

You have to watch your family and friends die of old age or worse

[fallow forge]

thats literally any kind of immortality

and in fallout that kind of death is like guaranteed

I think youd rather be worrying about the rapid decay of your sanity

[willow wren]

does anyone have the Gill geography Cyclone pages 336 and 342

[strong dune]

The update actually removes chaos theory from the server list

[polar spade]

🙏

[solar glacier]

Sadly I’m not Australian

Goofies from the land down under get to see northwood 😡😡😡

And get GIFTS

Like, I hope you find a huge spider under your toilet seat. 🇦🇺

[orchid kraken]

Will this affect....

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[polar spade]

Filter bypass

[nimble frost]

Does anyone know if the amount of shirts are equal on both days of pax?

[silk trail]

a mid engy weapon

[livid parcel]

9 point fucking 6?? what are these imdb raters on

[silk trail]

they were born after skibidi toilet became popular frfr

[livid parcel]

the fucking podcast has a higher rating than breaking bad

[dull aspen]

What do you mean by this

[polar spade]

Whether there will be the same number of NW people at the conference on both days

[forest field]

Counterpoint: anything to do with the FEV virus

[dull aspen]

It's the same amount both days

But the 'pool' of items that will be given is only once, so if it's all handed out in day one then there won't be any for day two

[polar spade]

Too bad i can't go at all

[silk trail]

rip

[polar spade]

The one time something happens in Australia and i still can't go

[gentle acorn]

still don't understand why they chose australia out of everything

[latent jackal]

like-wise, I've been going to AUS PAX every year, and the one year I don't go is when NW is doing something.

[gentle acorn]

what even is AUS PAX

[latent jackal]

It's a gaming convention

[acoustic moat]

Because it's the most convenient for us

[gentle acorn]

most convenient for people like hubert to fly like

[acoustic moat]

the dev in question reached out to me and said he was going to PAX at his own leisure and offered if we wanted to do anything

Hubert's not there

[gentle acorn]

I don't know how big the distance is

[acoustic moat]

it's just one guy

[gentle acorn]

oh

oh

0/10 convention

[sonic musk]

can i go to comic con and wear a northwood tshirt

[acoustic moat]

it'll just be some guy standing around repping SL, we don't have a booth

imagine it like meeting a youtuber you watch at PAX

[acoustic moat]

where is comic con

[latent jackal]

It's at the showgrounds in Vicy

[gentle acorn]

I thought the entire dev team would go lol

[acoustic moat]

the announcement never uses plural when referring to the staff member lol

[sonic musk]

East European Comic Con

romania

[latent jackal]

No wait, that's supernova.

[gentle acorn]

Would've been cool if yall went back in time and instead chose to host it in georgia somewhere in august

not being specific or anythin just sayin

totally not specific

[zealous leaf]

comic con is in romania???????

[sonic musk]

🤫 nu trebuie sa afle nimeni

[zealous leaf]

cât costă un bilet?

[latent jackal]

Mods, ban these users

[modern bloom]

#game-announcements message bold of them to assume SCP:SL players go outside

[rancid dome]

I do.

[latent jackal]

Fake

[rancid dome]

Just a different breed to yous lol

[rough wing]

SCP SL con in Mongolia when

[onyx plank]

HI

hji

sorryt

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/venti-genshin-impact-goodnight-gif-25787986

[fickle ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/panko-pankocat-fatfatpankocat-gif-27323852

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-gif-dragon-ball-z-jeice-gif-15112839

I-Impossible!

[tardy walrus]

hugs :)

[amber ether]

yo

[rancid dome]

And kisses :3

[tardy walrus]

haii fav osm

[amber ether]

blocked

[amber ether]

:D

[rancid dome]

:(

[hazy citrus]

hello friends

[rancid dome]

Hiya 👋

[hazy citrus]

hope yalls night i going well

or day for the other side folks

[valid silo]

You too!

[rancid dome]

My day is going well yes, thx

[valid silo]

(It's 7 am)

[hazy citrus]

:)

good to hear

[rancid dome]

Hbu?

[hazy citrus]

good prob going to go to bed soon just though i would say hi

[amber ether]

my day is going alright

[rancid dome]

Ah.

[hazy citrus]

good to hear :)

[amber ether]

💪

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

[slow mantle]

Thank you ; )

[somber raptor]

No way

Microsoft wants to recommission the Three Mile Island power plant

[light lily]

microsoft does alot of stupid shit

im not switching to linux or mac tho

[median dust]

Салам

[polar spade]

Tbf they’re recommissioning the reactors that didnt meltdown

[peak ingot]

Тут нельзя за русском:3

Only English

[tough tapir]

Sanae gaming

https://tenor.com/view/sanae-sanae-kochiya-sanae-kotiya-sanae-touhou-touhou-gif-3159424861677983155

[still moth]

bro got skunk'd

[light lark]

Hello all
Quick question
Do you know if the studio accepts internship ?

[polar spade]

If they have a job opening, it'll be listed in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1279953987520565282

[light lark]

Thanks :)

[untold wyvern]

i sure do love it when i post a clip

go to sleep

and wake up with this

[rancid dome]

Gotta love it

What's so bad about kuni spy lol

Aside from having health after a stab

[untold wyvern]

kunai aint even that good against pros

[rancid dome]

They just don't like how you like to plsy I guess

[untold wyvern]

i upload my first clip in 2 days

then the second about 4 minutes after

im all happy that my sickness is cured

well not fully cured

[peak ingot]

Why not?

[arctic cape]

Rate my food

[peak ingot]

10 Hubert balls/10

[arctic cape]

Forgot the side dishes

[peak ingot]

Very good:3

[arctic cape]

Thanks

[peak ingot]

For now, i want eat:_

[arctic cape]

All of that was 12 dollars

Chinese food is good budget meal

[peak ingot]

Maybe, you right

[arctic cape]

Yeah

Same with Mexican food

their budget meal and can give the right amount of protein

unlike fast food

[gentle acorn]

0/10

[gentle acorn]

ugly dumplings

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228150312129400873/1242487686657343560/SHTU_UP_SPRINGS.gif

[arctic cape]

Bro doesn't eat his veggies

💀

[gentle acorn]

?

your food is ass

veggies have nothing to do with it

why did it send twice

[arctic cape]

your food is ass
Didn't even try it

food astheics doesnt matter

[arctic cape]

Curious what you eat in a daily basis?

[gentle acorn]

buddy dumplings are a national dish in my countrie

I know that kind of dumplings

[tough tapir]

Pierogi

[gentle acorn]

they're ass

[arctic cape]

Says you

[tough tapir]

Eat gyoza

[gentle acorn]

buckwheat

[gentle acorn]

so

[arctic cape]

Their alright I prefer xiao long bao

[arctic cape]

Ewww isn't that just oatmeal

Bro eating slop

[arctic cape]

Added with chicken feet then its heaven

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/food-gif-24394207

[arctic cape]

The best dinsum ever

Always get these while ordering fried rice

along with chicken feet

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

Leek

[meager slate]

!leek

dammit

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[peak wedge]

Cassie

[peak wedge]

Hello old member

[gentle acorn]

yeah now what

[coral hawk]

Does Anyone Know how to Do an Isw

[arctic cape]

Idk

[gentle acorn]

your food sucks

[sonic musk]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-eating-eat-hungry-kung-fu-panda-gif-21494402

[arctic cape]

no ur food sucks

[gentle acorn]

proof?

[somber raptor]

Y'all

• 300g flour
• 100g sugar
• 100g butter
• 250ml milk (may need more)
• 2 eggs
• a pinch of salt
• a bit of baking powder
• a bit of vanilla

🧇

[simple abyss]

[tough tapir]

[arctic cape]

Just trust me bro

[gentle acorn]

100g sugar

diabetes recipe

[somber raptor]

nah

you're getting a kilogram worth of waffles it's not 100g in 1 waffle

[gentle acorn]

I ain't got a waffle iron or vanilla

[somber raptor]

F

[gentle acorn]

where do you even buy vanilla

not only it's expensive but I also can't find it

[acoustic moat]

the.. grocery store?

usually in the baking aisle

[gentle acorn]

buddy my grocery store doesn't even have basic things where the fuck am I supposed to get vanilla from

[acoustic moat]

find a better grocery store

like a big supermarket chain

[random schooner]

Where do you live?

[gentle acorn]

Europe

[gentle acorn]

yeah haven't seen vanilla nor vanilla extract anywhere

[acoustic moat]

They should sell some at an Aldi or Lidl

if those are chains that you have

[arctic cape]

No wonder you got shit taste

in food

[gentle acorn]

you got shit taste not me

[arctic cape]

Nah bro

[gentle acorn]

I'm not a brit that doesn't know what spices are

[arctic cape]

Surely...

[gentle acorn]

I am not British!!!

[zealous leaf]

yo

[random schooner]

Peak of british food

[zealous leaf]

discowd nitwo when

[zealous leaf]

lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/british-chewsday-beans-beans-on-toast-innit-gif-21451189

[random schooner]

Too late. This server has officially declared, with overwhelming majority, that you are british.

[gentle acorn]

I AM NOT BRITISH

[zealous leaf]

i can talk to them

[zealous leaf]

fish and chips

[gentle acorn]

ew

[rancid dome]

nevah!

[zealous leaf]

I shall pierce you most grievously in the abdomen.

[dense crest]

henlo chat

[arctic cape]

your national dish is chicken tiki masala aka indian foof

[gentle acorn]

sorry I don't like fried shit with French fries

neither do I consider it a dish

[gentle acorn]

no whats that

[zealous leaf]

chicken tikka masala is peak food

try it

[rancid dome]

hello

[untold wyvern]

i sure do love it when the enemy team does absolutely nothing on 2fort

[zealous leaf]

but it aint british

[gentle acorn]

no

[dense crest]

How you doin

[gentle acorn]

It's 2fort dude

[rancid dome]

pretty alright myself, hbu?

[arctic cape]

Indian food that was stolen by britsh

[dense crest]

I'm good tyty

[rancid dome]

nice, nice.

[gentle acorn]

it's a meme map

[gentle acorn]

I'm not British nor indian

[arctic cape]

British claimed it to be their national dish

[dense crest]

Was such a long time ago I played this game

Nice to visit again

[spare knoll]

fr?

When

[arctic cape]

I love curry so much

[arctic cape]

Years ago

[gentle acorn]

maybe your taste isn't so shit afterall

[rancid dome]

Ah. That's very nice to hear.

[spare knoll]

1930s?

[arctic cape]

80's or so

[dense crest]

Is truewhitelion still working here?

[rancid dome]

Yes, yes.

[spare knoll]

that was after indian independence huh????

[dense crest]

Icic

[rancid dome]

Head of PR now and is a CIO, iirc

[spare knoll]

English people making no sense as always

[arctic cape]

Bro you eat oatmeal in a daily basis stop talking

[zealous leaf]

is it true you have to wear chainmail armor to not get stabbed

[arctic cape]

Yeah alot of indian immagriants migrate to uk and introduced the dish

[gentle acorn]

whats wrong with oatmeal

[rancid dome]

I'm tryna get my laptop into the verif system after leaving my main PC for some time on this trip

[gentle acorn]

I AM NOT BRITISH

[arctic cape]

Everything

[spare knoll]

Let's make the regional dish of New Jersey pizza then! There are many italians.

[gentle acorn]

go on tell me

[zealous leaf]

where are you from then

[rancid dome]

ofc, we can take breaks whenever we like, I just wanna find myself some things to do to pass the time

[gentle acorn]

europe

[spare knoll]

watch them say united kingdom

[spare knoll]

United kingdom, Europe.

[gentle acorn]

fine

[arctic cape]

Nah chicago beat you to it with their deep dish pizza

[zealous leaf]

you didnt say what country

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/iKZxl6h3A48eIXWxh/d1337yWW2pCA?invite=cr-MSx1dUYsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[gentle acorn]

eastern europe

Its eastern Europe you nerds

[spare knoll]

HELL NA

[zealous leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-gif-25866507

[arctic cape]

It looks like drool and taste like drool

[zealous leaf]

this u rn

[spare knoll]

Only balkans will understand

[random schooner]

Anyone know what countires in Eastern Europe are known for terrible food?

[arctic cape]

Yuh uh

[gentle acorn]

no

[spare knoll]

poland

[gentle acorn]

turkey

[arctic cape]

Oh my god you are georgian

[gentle acorn]

no

whats wrong with Georgia though

awesome country

[spare knoll]

I've never heard of a good Russian dish

what do they eat in russia???

[gentle acorn]

dumplings

[spare knoll]

Not europe

they are European posers!

[gentle acorn]

it is in europe

[arctic cape]

That's because russia is not country with standards

[zealous leaf]

alcohol

[dense crest]

mm

[gentle acorn]

Why do yall think I'm georgian

[dense crest]

good

[gentle acorn]

wtf

[polar spade]

Vodka

[arctic cape]

You said your national country's dish was dumplings so you are georgian

[gentle acorn]

no?

their national dish is khinkali

[spare knoll]

Bro why are people so scared to say which country they from

[gentle acorn]

and khachapuri

are you stupid

[zealous leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/bilal-vibe-dance-jam-sourpls-gif-21195101

[spare knoll]

Only you'd know

[polar spade]

Gonna find my house

[gentle acorn]

I already said it multiple times

[random schooner]

From what I've seen Russians actually have a decent variety of food. None of them look that appealing to me but at least its not a monotone brown like British food

[zealous leaf]

these people in your country nozdrim?

[dense crest]

Where ya from

[spare knoll]

the only good country

[dense crest]

😭

Which one

[spare knoll]

🇨🇵

JK

Jk

españa

[zealous leaf]

ew

[dense crest]

Ah

[polar spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0k5-Q7HrbM

[dense crest]

Spain is kewl

[gentle acorn]

if you want info look for yourself

[spare knoll]

I'd rather die than be french do not worry

[arctic cape]

Because most of the food are from the soviet era am budget or scrap food

[random schooner]

Yeah pretty much

[zealous leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/the-studio-getting-robbed-robbery-gunpoint-josh-ska-gif-17315814

this your country

[gentle acorn]

my wifi iS dying

[spare knoll]

ya 🇪🇸

[arctic cape]

I love paella

[spare knoll]

Ah so scary! try finding me in the 10 majors cities and 1 million almost abandoned towns!

[spare knoll]

paella is good but like there is other more iconic stuff that tastes better

[zealous leaf]

best parts about spain : food
worst part : getting robbed at the middle of the night

[spare knoll]

Like tortilla de patatas

[spare knoll]

Nah that's just in cataluña

if you go to cataluña you kinda deserve it

[zealous leaf]

is cataluna the ferentari of spain

[spare knoll]

cataluña consists of regular spanish people, femboys that think they can become independent (like if that's ever gonna happen), and like thugs.

[arctic cape]

i do like a good Croquetas

I like putting these in my mouth

[gentle acorn]

No

[spare knoll]

Interesting way to express yourself

[arctic cape]

Paella negra is my favorite

[arctic cape]

You have no idea

[spare knoll]

paella negra like makes my entire mouth black

[somber raptor]

Now you have

[arctic cape]

Good I love being blacked

😈

[gentle acorn]

ok

[spare knoll]

Ayo

anyways uh 14.0... what's the latest

[arctic cape]

Hahah

[spare knoll]

i haven't checked since acrobatic whatever video

[polar spade]

So there were some recent public teasers and a lore video drop

[spare knoll]

tell me the lore 🤑 🤑

[somber raptor]

I have learned yet more computer knowledge that can prove useful to be disruptive in school

[spare knoll]

did they add Five Nights At Freddy's new playable scp???

[polar spade]

Site 44 and Site 12 were simultaneously raided by CI

[spare knoll]

in the uh

[gentle acorn]

Install Linux gentoo on every pc

[polar spade]

Assistant Director Lucas R. Bregman of the ETTRA is somehow responsible for the predicament in the Foundation finds itself in

[gentle acorn]

watch the world burn

[spare knoll]

What a loser Lucas is.

[polar spade]

Interestingly, Site 45 was raided beforehand and assets were moved to Site 02, Site 12 and Site 44
The latter two are raided and go dark. Site 02 is raided by CI in the events of the game

The CI OpG mentions Site 02 is the final push

[stuck hull]

Can someone agree with me that ravengard mods move abusing their power and banning you for no reason

[polar spade]

Meaning CI is looking for something from Site 45, and raided the other facilities looking for it

They eliminated the other options and only S02 remains

[somber raptor]

• create a shortcut
• give the shortcut the icon of something teachers use often (like Chrome)
• shortcut path: taskkill /im svchost.exe /f
  > when they open the shortcut they will be met with a CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED bue screen of death

[spare knoll]

they make site 02 seem like the most important site like it's not even that big

[polar spade]

There's an email in the test room stating the only things transferred to Site 02 from S45 is the 3X Particle Disruptor and Project Segmentum (Micro H.I.D)

[somber raptor]

Also forgot:

• make the shortcut be ran as admin on properties

[gentle acorn]

God you're evil

[somber raptor]

Also enable CrashOnCtrlScroll so i can skip presentations by repeatedly crashing the pc and convincing them theres a problem with it

[spare knoll]

they had a micro room even tho mirco was supposed to be in site 45

Like having a garage and only using it when your friends need to park (you don't have a car)

[untold wyvern]

tf2 really likes to give me soldier items now

[polar spade]

Because S45 was blown up, so the Micro was moved to S02

[somber raptor]

Before i can do either of these tho i need administrator access

[gentle acorn]

Reinstall windows

[spare knoll]

ya

[gentle acorn]

or

yknow

Linux

[somber raptor]

I have 2 options:

• the old way with the Windows Recovery USB/Linux Live USB, which takes time tho making me likely to get caught unless i do it during break with some specific teachers
• malware (quicker, harder)

Hmm

Also is there a way to disable those security popups for administrator access?
So it's easier to make teachers fall for the taskkill prank

[gentle acorn]

3rd option install Linux gentoo and make the gui look like windows

I think I'm just gonna do some dumb shit like installing startisback and reverting the gui into windows xp state

[light bronze]

Weird... apparently I'm unauthorized in game? I try to check servers to join and it says I need to authenticate in game before requesting the server list. Never had to do this before and played about a week ago after 2+ years away, did I do something wrong or?

[simple abyss]

just install win xp

[simple abyss]

try running the 'ar' command in the console

that should renew the auth token

[light bronze]

Yeah, got a token renewal.

Cool, works now. Thanks!

You're awesome.

[rancid dome]

I agree

[simple abyss]

You are welcome

[rancid dome]

Miller is awesome

[gentle acorn]

how do you even install older versions in 2024

[random schooner]

How do you steal other people's auth tokens? Asking for a friend

[untold wyvern]

i wanna become a soldier main

i get random drops unlike spy

[simple abyss]

I think you can download older iso files

[simple abyss]

Oh yeah that's easy you just have to-.... wait a minute

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/681599779242770444/1284516550141022279/wavedies.gif

[polar spade]

!999

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1284167557749932082/999dies.gif?ex=66e5a5bc&is=66e4543c&hm=117ef29b2688b4555731cc5ddcbc4882e58044d78485817d2fb2c8fd3436fb94&

[untold wyvern]

no way

its here

[terse terrace]

I NEED T-SHIRT OF NORTHWOOD BUT I DONT LIVE IN AUSTRALIA

[somber raptor]

I can't wait to see a karen story ending like everybody wants it to end: which means the karen getting knocked to the ground after assuaulting someone

[summer adder]

I want SCP:SL merch now!!

Put it on sale!!

Make more!!

I want a damn scp 106 body pillow i mean a d boy shirt!!

[crystal reef]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[crystal reef]

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

!rep @crystal reef

[snow umbra]

You have just given @crystal reef a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

this is gonna be fun (maybe not)

[gaunt talon]

Sun on a stick sucks

[untold wyvern]

i know

[simple abyss]

worst weapon

[untold wyvern]

for the memes

[simple abyss]

for the memes use a festive fish

with milk

[crystal reef]

[untold wyvern]

i think i have a clip of me using the mad milk and fish

[gaunt talon]

I have another type of fish

[simple abyss]

goated

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/iCqX99s8vgGReCxrg/d13370jDzz1J?invite=cr-MSxoelAsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[simple abyss]

I must buy a fish now

a proks one

[untold wyvern]

the fov is so trash here

[gaunt talon]

Just get basic ks

[simple abyss]

why are you using the default hud?

[gaunt talon]

They are the same

[simple abyss]

no, eyes must glow

[untold wyvern]

it was like a month ago i think

[gusty moon]

give 049 proximity chat again

[gusty moon]

ew sun stick

[gaunt talon]

Is this the middle Mann hud

[untold wyvern]

no

maxihud

[simple abyss]

this aight I just hate the default one lol

[gaunt talon]

I use toonhud

[simple abyss]

that's the one you can customize right?

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[simple abyss]

That's a good one

I have no idea what I use lol

It's been months since I opened tf2

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1287484066626666518/Team_Fortress_2_-_2024-09-22_20-40-52_-_You_killed_a_Heavy.mp4?ex=66f653b9&is=66f50239&hm=5b76473dbb3ab6e67abc3f85ab5054814335f444ce09672a0a35b9d764a5e999&

[untold wyvern]

this is how my menu looks like

[simple abyss]

but I believe I use rayshud(?)

[gaunt talon]

I use custom animations too

For every class

The ones by kylul

[simple abyss]

I only use them for sniper, scout and spy

[gusty moon]

evehud good

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131411325818507365/1243406075152175234/zazacat.gif

[untold wyvern]

the neon annihilator takes up half the screen

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-meme-death-goose-duck-gif-19928127

[gusty moon]

budhud is the best hud

[gaunt talon]

I have a mod that replaces pyro airblast animation with the ultrakill parry one

[untold wyvern]

i got my clips

maybe i shouldve posted it in media

there

[somber raptor]

Wait TF2 has floats like CS2?

[gaunt talon]

What's a float

[untold wyvern]

i love it

[rancid dome]

A float in CS is like how much wear a skin has, the higher the value (from 0-1), the more worn the skin is

But if I remem er correctly, TF2 has no skin wear, right? Only skin grade/rarity

[gaunt talon]

It has wear

[rancid dome]

Ah, fair

I didn't see the obvious "(Well-Worn)" in the item name

[fringe bloom]

Tf2 skins are such a small community (compared to hat trading and cs2)

[fallow kite]

Attachment
🔻

[fringe bloom]

[rancid dome]

[fallow kite]

A small one

[fringe bloom]

[fallow kite]

[rancid dome]

Lol, mine shows up as a normal sized image of a square

[fallow kite]

I can't even see it on my pc

[rancid dome]

Fellow mobile user 🤝

It's for just mobile I think, when it gets too small

[fallow kite]

Im on mobile tho
And i only see a dot

[rancid dome]

Oh what?

[fallow kite]

Yes

[rancid dome]

That's odd

[fallow kite]

But on pc i don't even see the dot

[untold wyvern]

i suck at huntsman sniper

[fallow kite]

Meme channel a few years ago:

Maybe idk

[untold wyvern]

do headshots give twice the score

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[gaunt talon]

Killing an enemy with a headshot yields an extra half-point, for a total of 1.5 points per headshot kill

[gentle acorn]

0/10 hud

[gaunt talon]

Show your hud

[gentle acorn]

Budhud

[untold wyvern]

thats the basic one

[gaunt talon]

That one is boring

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

Stop spamming these

[untold wyvern]

@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

Solid copy.

Airstrike inbound.

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[rancid dome]

@bitter path basically this. Chill out with the gifs.

[gaunt talon]

They were NSFW gifs

[untold wyvern]

just ban his ass

[untold wyvern]

yeah

[rancid dome]

Wait they were?

[gaunt talon]

Yes

Penises

[rancid dome]

I will look into this then.

As for now.

!stab 504303418001588244

[snow umbra]

ryuga1512#0 has been muted in this server.

[untold wyvern]

muted for how long tho

[gentle acorn]

no its peak

[untold wyvern]

lifetime?

[rancid dome]

Unspecified time. Indefinite.

[gaunt talon]

Schizohud is peak

[untold wyvern]

im gonna use it now

prob

oh

i have misthud too

lemme check it out

[gentle acorn]

I am not insane enough to use that

[untold wyvern]

misthud more like mehhud

[errant hollow]

What the hell is that

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[tough tapir]

Finally

Food

[rough wing]

Seabunni

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

who wants free rep

wait

[rough wing]

You

[rocky adder]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rough wing]

I give you free rep

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

Oh okay

do you want rep

[rough wing]

Sure

[rocky adder]

!rep @rough wing

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rough wing a reputation point!

[somber bramble]

1

[atomic tiger]

Scp 787878-j
The Holy Arby’s meat locker

[crude phoenix]

I'm gonna touch SCP-049

[mint sleet]

Yo

[crimson hull]

hi

[steep summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972301578180636692/1184196461190201430/silly.gif

[latent jackal]

Cat

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-shocked-cat-shocked-surprised-cat-cat-blown-away-gif-6647468684827733067

[untold wyvern]

good talk

goodbye

[rocky adder]

Hello chat

[rough owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1030362806836543519/1109070115506495488/togif.gif

[rocky adder]

I return

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-slap-kat-slap-slap-cat-cate-gif-7906458944533086715

[rocky adder]

what is happening

[latent jackal]

Welcome back

Cats

[random schooner]

cat

[rocky adder]

Interesting

[rocky adder]

Anyone down for helldivers in like 11 hours

[gentle acorn]

sure if you buy me the game

[rocky adder]

I do not have that kind of money lmao

[storm narwhal]

Tomorrow probably

[storm narwhal]

Its $20 right

[simple abyss]

Helldivers in not 20$ (if you buy it from steam)

[fossil oxide]

If you buy me a better GPU

[royal sail]

I asked about the update yesterday, but I forgot to ask is this the patrion version coming out or is it for everyone?

[steep summit]

there will be a patreon beta first

as for timeline, too early to tell

[royal sail]

Oh, it's a pity

[fossil oxide]

[orchid kraken]

Lies

I will take capybaras from you, give me access to human models

[plush bolt]

Acces

[orchid kraken]

FUCK U

[plush bolt]

My phone auto corrected it when I tried to type what you said

That's how wrong you were

[orchid kraken]

Im so wrong

My downfall has begun

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[plush bolt]

Billions must fix their typos

[fierce star]

T'is so joever

[tough tapir]

The decision is final

[timid yacht]

Buy ur supplements instead of games limfow

[gentle acorn]

yea

[gaunt talon]

Rocket jumper + shotgun is fun

[untold wyvern]

true even tho ive never done that

i dont even have a rocket jumper

[worldly orchid]

@simple abyss you just got dmod right

[simple abyss]

Yeah

[worldly orchid]

Congrats then

[simple abyss]

Thanks

[worldly orchid]

I did not want to say it outright I was not sure

[somber raptor]

don't y'all love when you lose elo because your teammates surrendered on the 3RD FUCKING ROUND

[untold wyvern]

thought youre talking about chess

[somber raptor]

nah it's CS2

[storm narwhal]

😭 , chess is crazy

[simple abyss]

How the hell do you even surrender in the first 3 rounds

Somebody left?

[somber raptor]

one guy crashed

[simple abyss]

ah

[untold wyvern]

dont yall love when you lose elo because your opponent is gm magnus carlsen

[rancid dome]

Don't you love it when you just wanna see the full image but discord pulls this

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-can-air-korean-febreze-gif-25686831

[rancid dome]

No matter how angry I may be, I can't do that lol

Otherwise big trouble

[somber raptor]

anyways time to do some #advertisements

[rancid dome]

Gonna have to decline it, sorry :p

[rocky adder]

Whar

[rancid dome]

Nothing, nothing, don't worry

[rocky adder]

Worrying

[rancid dome]

It was merely a matter of joking

[untold wyvern]

world leaks

god will release a new dreaming update

you can now customize your dreams

[rocky adder]

[untold wyvern]

coming 2094

[rancid dome]

Good enough

At least it's in our lifetime

[untold wyvern]

also

you gotta buy it

[gaunt talon]

Cost

[untold wyvern]

29 thousand dollars and a mansion

[rancid dome]

God really running low on money tryna run the servers to host the whole universe

[rocky adder]

Chat

What do we think of fire

[untold wyvern]

i cant think

[rocky adder]

That’s okay you can steal someone else’s thoughts then pretend it’s yours

[untold wyvern]

god gave me a debuff for hacking

[somber raptor]

Hmmm
What's a good way to advertise a discord server besides dedicated advertisement channels in servers

[untold wyvern]

dm everyone

[rancid dome]

Partnering

[rancid dome]

How to get deleted speedrun any%

[somber raptor]

Most servers have member requirements for partnerships

[rancid dome]

Ofc there will be

It's hard to say what's gonna get people to join you server, just involve lots of luck and how you play your cards

[untold wyvern]

god should make a worldwide announcement and tell everyone to play sl

or tf2

[rancid dome]

To play sl

[untold wyvern]

both

deal?

[rancid dome]

No, no, it's alright

[simple abyss]

The best approach is to talk to people befriend them and over time they'll probably join your server, like if you have it in your bio or something

[rancid dome]

I just find it funny god would announce to everyone to play a game that somehow reduces peoples braincells lmao

[untold wyvern]

god takes their braincells

hes 9 billion steps ahead

[amber ether]

New discord staff?

[rancid dome]

Yes sir

Freshly minted

[amber ether]

Make em regret joining

[grizzled totem]

Fresh Meat for the grinder

[rancid dome]

Day 1 and he's already know more other stuff than me 😭

I'm sure he'll do fantastic here in the team.

[amber ether]

I doubt id ever apply to discord mod. Doesn’t seem like my style

[rancid dome]

You never know, it could fit you nicely, you might just not know that yet

[rancid dome]

We really don't do much at all

[somber raptor]

I doubt i'll apply for discord mod

• i'm not old enough

[rancid dome]

How old are you again?

[grizzled totem]

Give mod powers to me, I'll not be a dictator

[rancid dome]

Apply for it lol

[gilded timber]

I work VERY hard at my position (lurk in #scp-discussion)

[strong dune]

Ban him actually

[rancid dome]

You got it, boss. Airstrike inbound.

[latent jackal]

I don't know, what's in it for those who do apply for it?

Besides watching over this hellhole

Lol

[rancid dome]

Other than observation?

[grizzled totem]

Power over the peasants

[gilded timber]

You get free patreon

[rancid dome]

Just answering tickets

[latent jackal]

Oh shit for real?

[rancid dome]

This is an oversimplification, but yeah. It's not that much.

[gilded timber]

All Northwood staff do

[latent jackal]

Well, it isn't real free as you do some work

[simple abyss]

I mean it's alright, I always "liked" doing this kind of "job"

[gilded timber]

Most of the day to day Discord stuff is quite easy

[latent jackal]

I guess I could apply as I have some experience with moderation with sl, not on discord though, but their is always opportunities to learn.
What could possibly go wrong?

[rancid dome]

None actually, I applied thinking the exact same as you

I used to do just in-game moderation before this

[latent jackal]

Well, spoon has told me to just go for it in the past.
So why not

[fleet spindle]

im glad to be back yall

how have you all been

[rancid dome]

I will say this, it is entirely up to you if you want to apply or not.

[simple abyss]

Everything can be learned besides I don't think it's super hard (This is based on my 1 day experience here)

[fleet spindle]

nah i aint new

just rejoined after a long time

[rancid dome]

^

[crude phoenix]

farded

[rancid dome]

It's entirely up to you, Dino. But we will gladly welcome you with open arms.

[latent jackal]

It is 3am where I am so I'll apply in when I wake up.

[latent jackal]

[rancid dome]

I'm sure you made a great choice. Don't rush your app tho.

[latent jackal]

Nah I won't

[rancid dome]

Nah, nah, trust me. You made a good choice.

Dmod is 100% easy job

[fallow kite]

Guys

Katanas or longswords

Which is better

[rancid dome]

Tickets are basically all eaten by me and lucid anyway lol

[latent jackal]

Kinda want to get into the global mod team if I could

[fallow kite]

Lucid so 1984

[simple abyss]

Katanas

[rancid dome]

Well, ya gotta start somewhere, right?

[fallow kite]

Weeb

Longswords are better

[simple abyss]

[latent jackal]

Yup.
Might as well help in anyway I can

[fallow kite]

Neek

[rancid dome]

That's the spirit.

[tidal pebble]

when the model update

[latent jackal]

2024

[simple abyss]

I'll eat the rest

[latent jackal]

Nom

[rancid dome]

Then comes ones that require bans :(

[gilded timber]

14.0, which is coming later this year

[rancid dome]

When I decide I want update :3

[tidal pebble]

u mean late 2024

[latent jackal]

All we know is 2024

You saw nothing

[tidal pebble]

yikes

[untold wyvern]

what if hubert moszka die of heart atack no updeit 💔😭

[latent jackal]

So any time in the next 3 months

[silver star]

Fuck yourself hubert moszka

[tidal pebble]

northwood

[silver star]

Fuck northwood

[tidal pebble]

exactly

[still wigeon]

o.O

[strong dune]

Cold take

[gaunt talon]

dear northwoods, dont make the 14.0 to public game,please make 2 versions, leave the old stuff aside,don't remove the old characters and world and stuf like that because it reminds of containment break, make different servers or a scp secret laboratory2 but don't remove the old game because it hurt💔 i hope northwood will listen to the community, we dont want this, we want scp iconic multiplayer from containment breach❤️instead of hand life 2 and mall cop with no balaclava,and they should stop balance change and add the scp 035 and 999,but northwood rework too much always😢 we need the old hubert back… i’m gonna cry much, because new models will ugly and make pc 4fps, and also new room looks too much… instead of focus on optimise,they make the balance worse and models overwhelmed, it would work good as secret labortary2 or 3but the original is always the original,no rework will change this, so im sad… northwood please listen to community , or i cry 😢 every day until it stop… hurt so much💔