general-chat

[rocky adder]

Damn

[solemn flame]

id bet everything itll just be judgement day and nobody is spared

[rocky adder]

Yep

[dull aspen]

You never know until it happens

Until then it doesn't hurt to be kind

[tame pendant]

You're gay

[snow umbra]

Cogito ergo sum

[solemn flame]

there is the off chance that humans become the equivalent of a raccoon to the robot overlords

some will think we are cute and want to have us as pets

[tardy walrus]

wow cassie is a lot taller now

got that new update

[dull aspen]

My g becoming self aware

You go CASSIE!!

[meager slate]

Quite tall

[dull aspen]

If that's where I end up I think I'd be content with that

Cassie would you keep me as a pet in the AI uprising

Cassies gone

[snow umbra]

No.

[dull aspen]

Oh

:(

[rocky adder]

CASSIE Q&A when

[dull aspen]

That would be an awesome little event lmao

[rocky adder]

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it had happened already

[terse terrace]

[slate goblet]

cassies gone

haha

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/allied-mastercomputer-am-ihnm-ihnmaims-i-have-no-mouth-hate-monologue-gif-2221310702094501623

[snow umbra]

Always watching

[random schooner]

Cassie is now a whole 2 Auros tall

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/arcade-craniacs-sonicexe-gif-22389900

[tardy walrus]

like 17 feet?

[meager slate]

[random schooner]

You missed a decimal

1.7 feet

[tardy walrus]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[meager slate]

Nonono

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[meager slate]

I am 6'3

[tardy walrus]

so humble

[random schooner]

Common dyslexic mistake. Auro is actually 3'6

[rough wing]

if thats u in your pfp but no offense you don't look 6'3

[meager slate]

Okay okay i'm 6'2

[random schooner]

Auro is actually 62, fixed it

[dull aspen]

I miss cassie

[dull aspen]

I'm gonna pull up the height chart to cross reference this

[rough wing]

its almost like he's still here with us

[rocky adder]

Sometimes I still hear his voice

[dull aspen]

Auro you're at the very bottom of the list

Why is your height written down as just the word "shortest"

[meager slate]

Its a lie

[dull aspen]

The height index doesn't lie Auro

[rough wing]

there isn't even a height index

[meager slate]

It does

[random schooner]

That's not the only thing auro is the bo- okay I'll stop now

[rough wing]

its just "shortest"

[meager slate]

WHAT

WHAT DO YOU MEAANN

[random schooner]

Bottom of the mod list there I said it

[meager slate]

Wtf..

[dull aspen]

There is

[rough wing]

i meant theres no number

there's just shortest

[dull aspen]

Oh yeah

Says alot...

[snow umbra]

Auro is the tallest person in this server

[meager slate]

Well said, Cassie

[dull aspen]

Oh damn

Well if Cassie says so..

Wow Auro, you must be really tall

[meager slate]

Yup

[random schooner]

I heard Auro is so short it causes Cassie a stack overflow error and makes their height appear as very tall

[strange trellis]

tallest ego

[eager wadi]

[rocky adder]

Oh on the contrary

I have an image saved with every member of Northwood's height

I'd do a bit and send it but that might actually be a violation of some sort

[willow shoal]

Who’s the shortest worker

[random schooner]

Auro

[rocky adder]

Someone on there is marked as the shortest lemme check

[eager wadi]

dont think its auro actually

[rocky adder]

Okay so for the bit, Auro

Genuinely

It may be Ember

[willow shoal]

Clocking in at what height?

[random schooner]

Ember is Auro's real name right?

[eager wadi]

Nope

[rocky adder]

Totally

[eager wadi]

@bold talon

[meager slate]

I'm not short

[rocky adder]

Height chart says otherwise

[willow shoal]

What’s your height?

[random schooner]

Yeah you're very short

[willow shoal]

I need to see if I’m shorter

[rocky adder]

Sorry boss I don't make the rules

[eager wadi]

auro's 5'2

[rocky adder]

Nathan that is a banger status

[willow shoal]

Damn

[eager wadi]

thanks

[random schooner]

Sounds about right

[willow shoal]

I’m 5’ 7

[eager wadi]

i watched too much of the 14.0 teaser

and got that eureka

[acoustic moat]

we sink in the shit so that you may shit in the sink

[eager wadi]

i read that backwards

[rocky adder]

Everyone in Northwood should set that as their status I think

[meager slate]

DAMN YOU

[willow shoal]

We shower in the piss so you can piss in the shower

[eager wadi]

Damnation to me indeed.

[rough wing]

why is height a fucking required info for applying to NW

[eager wadi]

robert

[rocky adder]

It's not lol

[meager slate]

It aint

[eager wadi]

shhh

[glacial osprey]

<3 tf2

[rough wing]

it would be way funnier if it was though

[rocky adder]

Sorry my bad got paid to lie by big North

[willow shoal]

You have to be under 3’

[rough wing]

"people under 5'0 can not apply."

[eager wadi]

yet ember got in

[willow shoal]

Auro barely made it

[solemn flame]

based

[willow shoal]

Auro had to apply on stilts

[random schooner]

Should Intermittent Diarrhea Arm Again His Red Right intestine To Shit Us

[rocky adder]

I think the height chart I have lists auro as 115 cm

[solemn flame]

we should put that in effect

[meager slate]

Youre going to end up on the list

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

Yep another name on the list

[rough wing]

3.7 feet

[rocky adder]

Yeah auros short

[meager slate]

NAAH

You. List.

[rocky adder]

Hm?

[willow shoal]

We’re all dying tonight

[glacial osprey]

auro its okay... you can still grow

[random schooner]

Ha I was right all along

[willow shoal]

But it’s okay I can just get on top of the counter and im safe

[rocky adder]

Speak for yourself I got a package coming in this weekend and I will end the world myself before I allow that

[rocky adder]

🔥

[meager slate]

32 stab wounds each

[rough wing]

im scared because what if he stabs the lower portion of my foot

how would i survive

[meager slate]

23 buried. 0 found.

[random schooner]

Luckily its small stab wounds to my feet because Auro can't reach any higher

[rocky adder]

You can't reach my vital organs

[meager slate]

OKAY

[scarlet jackal]

Guys, on which server do they drop spoilers for the update?

[meager slate]

OK

[rocky adder]

Someone just punt kick Auro

[scarlet jackal]

or the channel

[rocky adder]

Btw Auro do you actually want the list I'm going off of

[willow shoal]

Join the patreon

[rough wing]

im putting him in a cage and feeding him 1 bread per day

[willow shoal]

Spend money

[meager slate]

i'm good

[random schooner]

Fun Fact: Auro doesn't open doors, they just walk through the gap below the door

[rocky adder]

Alright lol

[willow shoal]

Damn

[scarlet jackal]

Thx

[scarlet jackal]

1 sec

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-squeezing-under-the-door-gif-19359114

[meager slate]

I'm going to start stabbing

[eager wadi]

poor auro

[random schooner]

Nah my boots are too thick you'll never stab through it

[rocky adder]

Y'all ever seen Child's Play

[random schooner]

Yeah

[meager slate]

!stab 206837436469215232

[snow umbra]

puffy786#0 has been muted in this server.

[rocky adder]

LMAO

[rough wing]

okay

he could stab through it

[meager slate]

Kneel

[random schooner]

What happened I felt a very mild pinch in my toes?

[meager slate]

OKAY

[eager wadi]

tetanus

[meager slate]

!stab 206837436469215232

[snow umbra]

puffy786#0 has been muted in this server.

[brazen shuttle]

it's okay to be short

[rancid dome]

Auro gets no breaks lmao

[rocky adder]

I wish I was short

[glacial osprey]

gulp

[meager slate]

I swear

[glacial osprey]

@meager slate as a short king as well.. its okay!

[willow shoal]

You can’t even reach me

[meager slate]

I wont unmute again

[glacial osprey]

they have surgery for shortness now

[willow shoal]

I take one step up the stairs and you’re cooked

[random schooner]

Sorry I felt a sudden nice smooth massage being applied to my back what happened?

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-blart-mall-cop-kevin-james-hurt-ouch-gif-4287471

[meager slate]

No..

[rocky adder]

Really, REALLY trying not to die laughing in class with this

[fallow kite]

@random schooner your wound??

[random schooner]

Morphine Injected

[fallow kite]

so small...

[meager slate]

Hate all of you

[eager wadi]

500 stab wounds

[rocky adder]

Trade heights with me

[random schooner]

Eh I don't think it broke skin

[eager wadi]

watch this

!stab @random schooner

!stab @random schooner

[rough wing]

@meager slateI don't actually believe ur short, im doing it for the bit

[eager wadi]

!stab @random schooner

!stab @random schooner

!stab @random schooner

!stab @random schooner

[rough wing]

oh my god no

NATHAN NO

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

YES

[snow umbra]

puffy786#0 has been muted in this server.

[meager slate]

YES NATHAN

[fallow kite]

thats gonna leave a markiplier

[brazen shuttle]

nathan fucking lost it

[snow umbra]

puffy786#0 has been muted in this server.

[eager wadi]

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/slam-table-28stab-wounds-connor-dbh-detroit-become-human-gif-17801169

[rough wing]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-marble-pliers-market-fliers-vega-london-ukrg-gif-12583191453692532609

[wispy hill]

just witnessed a murder

[meager slate]

This is why we love Nathan

[eager wadi]

reminds me of the hubert ping

[snow umbra]

puffy786#0 has been muted in this server.

[eager wadi]

i got balls of steel

[snow umbra]

puffy786#0 has been muted in this server.

[eager wadi]

@tough tapir glorifiedpig

[meager slate]

Lmaoo

[snow umbra]

puffy786#0 has been muted in this server.

[rocky adder]

Dude I'm gonna fucking lose it

[rough wing]

HE'S DEAD

[snow umbra]

puffy786#0 has been muted in this server.

[fallow kite]

i think the guy is getting muted

[rough wing]

STOP KICKING HIM

[fallow kite]

idk tho

just a feeling

[meager slate]

Puffy got what was coming

[eager wadi]

Anyways

continuing maltese translation of the game

[meager slate]

Thank you Nyathan

[tough tapir]

certified pig moment

[eager wadi]

!rename @meager slate Maid

[snow umbra]

Done.

[wispy hill]

@meager slate short

[eager wadi]

you're welcome

[meager slate]

Ow

[wispy hill]

!maid

fucj

[rocky adder]

I'm considering tempting the fates

[random schooner]

Sorry I had to catch my breath after parrying all of Nathan's stabs, trying to do so while bending over to reach their blade wasn't easy. Anything interesting happen?

[eager wadi]

parrying?

[random schooner]

Yes

[meager slate]

Nop

[eager wadi]

why are you laying on the floor then

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-ultrakill-sisyphus-prime-sisyphus-ultrakill-ultrakill-goodmorning-gif-17185782781831596482

[eager wadi]

guess he's dead now

[wispy hill]

[rocky adder]

Shame

[fallow kite]

i've got balls of steel v2

[tough tapir]

Balls of kebab

[rocky adder]

I swear to god I am about to lose it

[fallow kite]

@eager wadi @eager wadi @eager wadi @eager wadi @eager wadi @eager wadi @eager wadi

[pearl anvil]

that’s a fuckin power move

[fallow kite]

PUSSYYYY

[eager wadi]

booo

1 ping

[fallow kite]

HOW DARE YOU AttACK PUFFY

https://tenor.com/view/aokiji-akainu-aokiji-vs-akainu-one-piece-anime-gif-18756892

[eager wadi]

sounds very wrong

[pearl anvil]

!wran @eager wadi admin abuse

[snow umbra]

@pearl anvil has wranned dj_nathan_ Reason: admin abuse

[rocky adder]

!wran @pearl anvil shhhh

damn

[random schooner]

It's the only way I can reach you and counter your slashes

[rocky adder]

cause I'll die

[eager wadi]

even with the scars and bleeding wounds?

[random schooner]

Wait are you the one who caused the papercut while I was typing? How rude

[finite kelp]

I have a 9 AM class and I want to die because of it

[rocky adder]

Real

[random schooner]

Oh wait no I remember I got that while moving boxes earlier today

[finite kelp]

Can you give me the motivation I need to get out of bed, get ready, go get breakfast and then walk to my class

[rocky adder]

you gotta pick two of those I can't convince you to do all that myself

[pearl anvil]

college mfs when they have to get up at a normal time of day

[glacial osprey]

real tho

[finite kelp]

If I don’t do all four of those the eart hwill explodes 💔

[glacial osprey]

8 ams make me get up at 6 :(

screw that

[rocky adder]

I got up at 6:30 this morning

[meager slate]

Boom

[glacial osprey]

so real

i dont get done classes til 9:15 pm

[pearl anvil]

i got up at about

7

[plush bolt]

I get up at 5

[rocky adder]

Oh I finish my classes at 1

[pearl anvil]

are you batman

[plush bolt]

Yes

[glacial osprey]

luckkyy

i have night classes on wednesdays

[plush bolt]

my classes finish at 2

[rocky adder]

Rip.

[glacial osprey]

so i have class at 9 am, until 9:15 pm then an hr drive home

[pearl anvil]

you losers are in college

[glacial osprey]

night classes suck!!!

i stand by that

[plush bolt]

but I'm in hgihschpppgkgkgof

so

[pearl anvil]

real mfs are in high school

[plush bolt]

exactly

[glacial osprey]

😭 new gens....

[fallow kite]

new gens yall are so young

[plush bolt]

old

[finite kelp]

I fucking hated having 6 classes everyday

[glacial osprey]

what do yall do at lunch time , watch skibidi toilet???

[pearl anvil]

Im 8:30 to 15:20

[finite kelp]

college > high school

[glacial osprey]

^

unless ur a commuter like me..

commuter life

[finite kelp]

Nope

[glacial osprey]

[finite kelp]

I walk 30 minutes to every building through Arizona heat

[plush bolt]

I live in misery

it auto corrected

[pearl anvil]

ew america

actually tbf i can’t really talk

[plush bolt]

brit

don't wanna hear it

[finite kelp]

Same shit different fart yall just got grey skies 24/7 and different kinds of food

[pearl anvil]

americans be eating cheesed burger

[pearl anvil]

it rained 10 minutes ago

[plush bolt]

you eat smelly fish

[finite kelp]

Exactly what I mean lmao

[pearl anvil]

Northwood please release replica MTF Helmet

i will pay like £150

[plush bolt]

nah that will actually look goofy irl

[pearl anvil]

nah it’d be peak

[simple abyss]

What will you use it for?

[plush bolt]

Janitoring

[pearl anvil]

Just to have

[simple abyss]

[finite kelp]

whatever people used the Deadpool Wolverine popcorn buckets for

[fallen mauve]

whats best presets for shotgun

[pearl anvil]

cosplay would be fucking awesome though if i ever could be bothered for it

[pearl anvil]

Use double shot like a man

[simple abyss]

yep

[plush bolt]

don't use laser

ok shotgun

[pearl anvil]

Extended Barrel, Double Shot, Holo Sight

[finite kelp]

When’re they gonna add the sniper scope to the shotgun??

[pearl anvil]

14.1

[simple abyss]

make bosg in scp sl

[finite kelp]

Finally, MY update

[simple abyss]

I wanna snipe folks from across the map

[pearl anvil]

just use the FRMG

[simple abyss]

nah

bosg beste

[pearl anvil]

I wish they changed telescopic sights to all be like 3 or 4x

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-sad-horse-rain-horse-horse-mafia-gif-9835043495891817591

[finite kelp]

They should add a weapon specifically designed for me that allows me to instantly kill anyone in the server from anywhere

[foggy coyote]

fr

[pearl anvil]

i would probably use it on the E-11 if they did

[foggy coyote]

add deimos to sl

[simple abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/honse-away-go-gif-21374022

[finite kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-plinko-gif-23007413

[simple abyss]

deimos's gadget seemed like a fun idea but I think gameplay wise it sucks

[gaunt talon]

He teleported before falling into the fire

[simple abyss]

portal 3 trailer

[random schooner]

Which Deimos, the only one I know of is the one from Madness Combat

[simple abyss]

Deimos from R6

[pearl anvil]

haven’t played r6 in months

[simple abyss]

Current season meh

I don't enjoy it tbh

[glacial osprey]

siege needs a new game fr

[simple abyss]

Like a new title?

[glacial osprey]

yeah

i got bored of it

[simple abyss]

Last title was also a flop

R6 Extraction

[glacial osprey]

yeahh

[simple abyss]

Not that its a bad game but

[glacial osprey]

idk i just hate esports games nowadays

not hate but i just dont like playing them as much

and i work in esports lmao

i always go for casual fun like scp or tf2

[simple abyss]

I don't like they tryharding part

You can't just go and have fun

[glacial osprey]

and dale and dawson has been really fun too

yeah exactly

[brazen shuttle]

modern siege is horrible

[glacial osprey]

im here to play games and fuck around

[simple abyss]

You have to take things seriously or you'll lose constanly

[glacial osprey]

not sweat every pore in my body

cod used to be like that

[rocky adder]

Devs that only care about esports kill their games

[brazen shuttle]

r6 extraction was pointless because games like gtfo exist

[rocky adder]

Apex used to be good

[simple abyss]

And well losing is not fun

[glacial osprey]

overwatch isnt as bad because the quick play mode is pretty fun, youll run into the occasional annoying person who takes it serious

[simple abyss]

Ye, I think it barely has any players

[brazen shuttle]

last time apex was truly good was back in season 5

[glacial osprey]

overwatch really dropped the ball on not making PVE though

[rocky adder]

Yep

[glacial osprey]

woulda been a hit with their casual playerbase

[rocky adder]

I hate the scene with comp stuff

[glacial osprey]

yepppp

[simple abyss]

I didn't like 2 when it was released but I heard that they are bringing the 6v6 formation back

[rocky adder]

Hell siege especially suffered cause of that

[glacial osprey]

they MIGHT

even then, the dev team is so bad nowadays compared to back then

[simple abyss]

ye

ow1 was goated

[brazen shuttle]

what even is the point of ow2

[simple abyss]

I've been playing since like season 3-4

[rocky adder]

I love games with operators or whatever with unique skills and exceptions to the rules of the game
Like Echo not getting calls from Dokk
Like Zofia being able to withstand

Shit like that

[pearl anvil]

comp games are fun dont get me wrong, but when devs make their game around the pro scene eugh

[brazen shuttle]

it has no pve nor any other content

[rocky adder]

Big update with cringe branding

[simple abyss]

used to be able to withstand

[brazen shuttle]

and the last season that i saw looks like ai generated slop

[simple abyss]

sadly

[simple abyss]

khm league

Most of league's patch notes are centered around the pro scene

[rocky adder]

Exactly, they removed it because it pissed off the comp scene

[pearl anvil]

the gaming world cup looks fire tho

or whatever it is

[simple abyss]

for league?

[pearl anvil]

It’s like a huge e sports thing

lot of diff games

i think league is one of them

[simple abyss]

ah I thought you meant worlds for league

[pearl anvil]

nah no idea

abt league

[simple abyss]

It can be a great game but I would never recommend it to anyone to try it

It's just not worth it

[glacial osprey]

the pve was supposed to be the point

but it was a monetization update

[simple abyss]

and part of it was scrapped lol

[pearl anvil]

battle lass update

[glacial osprey]

yupp

cod is terrible too

fortnite was one of the worst things to happen to gaming in a long time

[simple abyss]

I hate how they removed the loot box system due to some legal bullshitting

[glacial osprey]

i dont see how they were bad

they were free to earn,

u got coins

and could get whatever you wanted

[simple abyss]

Until season 5-6 it was actually fun

[glacial osprey]

yeah it was fun

but the repercussions of their monetization methods...

just atrocious

[simple abyss]

Yea

[pearl anvil]

Fortnite is still a good game im sorry

[glacial osprey]

gulp

[pearl anvil]

the impact of the battle pass

awful

other than that

FN is good

[simple abyss]

I mean it can be fun and we sometimes still have fun with friends but the amount of tryhards that game has

[rocky adder]

Fortnite is alright

But yeah

[gaunt talon]

Haven't played fortnite after chapter 1

[rocky adder]

I quit playing because it pissed me off to shoot one round, miss, and now there’s a 5 star hotel in front of me complete with a swimming pool and wifi

And now I’m dead

[gaunt talon]

I played only season 2-5 of the first chapter

[tame pendant]

Skill issue

[rocky adder]

I started back during season 0

[rocky adder]

Yeah it was and I quit playing cause that shit wasn’t fun

[pearl anvil]

I still think fortnite is a pretty good game, but i agree it was significantly better during chapter 1

specifically season 8

Season 8 had everything

although i think the older seasons did have some stuff that i loved

[rocky adder]

I miss that sweet spot where the dual pistols had just dropped and the tommy gun wasn’t in the game yet

[pearl anvil]

Either season 5 or season 8 was peak fortnite

[pearl anvil]

Pistols were S4

i think

[rocky adder]

Shrug

Things were easier then lol

[livid parcel]

i only played fortnite from season 3 to 7

i didnt find it fun

[tame pendant]

Okay grandad

[willow shoal]

I’ve seen this joke about 50 times now

[rocky adder]

Man

I have to worry about expenses and shit now

[rocky adder]

Yeah I use it over and over because it perfectly encapsulates how I feel

[fallow kite]

Fortnite is one of those games where you find everything else boring so you play it for a while, only to see it is much worse than it used to be.

[rocky adder]

Yep

[fallow kite]

And i still play it

[solemn flame]

It somehow manages to get even worse than you thought it could each time

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[dull aspen]

If I died like that I think I'd be OK with it

[visual acorn]

I hate my Software teacher

[fossil stirrup]

why am I getting half-life vibes from the new acroamatic abatement song

[simple abyss]

Ah yes programming on paper

I hate doing that

especially because our teacher made us write whole functions and switch statements

with like 7 different cases

[deft root]

Im not gonna download that

Lets keep it a secret

🔥

[plush bolt]

fortnite discussion

https://tenor.com/view/animation-cartoons-toons-marvel-deadpool-gif-856983790996131007

[glacial osprey]

this and pseudocode my worst enemies

actually pseudocode not as much

flow charts...

put me to sleep!!!

[glacial osprey]

3 was!!!

turbo building ruined the game and made it too competitive

its a battle royale

RNG game how can it be competitive..

[stable mirage]

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[gentle acorn]

comp games/fun pick one

LoL isnt even a game

[simple abyss]

misinformation again

spreading lies

[spice coyote]

isnt it like a word?

[gentle acorn]

No?

LoL isn't a game

[spice coyote]

who would name their game LOL? do they want people to make fun of it?

[gentle acorn]

yeah

it's not even a game lol

[spice coyote]

like it just isnt even a believable lie

[simple abyss]

I can prove that its a game

[gentle acorn]

No

It's a Chinese spyware disguised as a game

No point at playing when Dota exists

[charred root]

??

[simple abyss]

Imo league is just way more polished than dota

But it's up to preference ig

[gentle acorn]

T*ncent spyware vs valve game

The choice is obvious

[spice coyote]

department of technical assistance?

[meager slate]

Idk about that take..

[simple abyss]

That's why I said imo

[meager slate]

League is just more popular, it isn't more refined, it's just simpler, therefore easier to get started playing etc.

[simple abyss]

[somber raptor]

Y'all

There's more drama in the Italian SL Community

[simple abyss]

lol

wdym more?

[somber raptor]

Earlier this year an Italian server got nuked by its own Owner

(And it was not the first drama regarding that server)

[simple abyss]

lol

[wicked spade]

i see you got nathan'd

[meager slate]

The usual

nyathan stuff

[simple abyss]

nya~than

[eager wadi]

!rename @meager slate Dwarf.

[snow umbra]

Done.

[simple abyss]

lol

[meager slate]

OKAY NOW THATS A BIT FAR

[eager wadi]

just don't include the y next time

[simple abyss]

cool name

[rough wing]

but dwauro

[eager wadi]

🙂

[rough wing]

dwarves are cool

they have big beards and they mine ores

[meager slate]

Nyath

[eager wadi]

!rename @meager slate Dwarfism.

[snow umbra]

Done.

[meager slate]

I love trolling

[simple abyss]

I think those are called miners

[meager slate]

Nyathan doesn't like his name sadly

[eager wadi]

i will be asking robert to make your height chart down to 5'1.

[pearl anvil]

5’1??

that’s rough buddy

i was that

like

a year ago

[ornate birch]

thats also rough

[pearl anvil]

5’4 now

im doing good

[ornate birch]

age?

[pearl anvil]

nearly 16

15

[ornate birch]

ur doing terrible

[pearl anvil]

im doing great man

[ornate birch]

height wise not so much

but ok

[simple abyss]

Depends if you are a male or a female

[ornate birch]

true but its still very bad

[pearl anvil]

male

[simple abyss]

damn

I mean you still have time to grow

or to bond with Auro

[pearl anvil]

ok dude

[ornate birch]

thats a very big damn

5,4 at 16 is a "good luck" situation

[sinful obsidian]

trying to get into chaos theory server 5 is hell after like 9 am

[simple abyss]

Why a lot of people are hating on that server btw

[eager wadi]

too modded

[meager slate]

Would probably be better than what I have currently so

[eager wadi]

4'11 then

[pearl anvil]

huge agree

this guy’s cooking

[tardy rune]

if anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏

[meager slate]

I will ask him to rename you on it to Nyathan

[untold wyvern]

i love sitting in the tram when 4 scps are breached and the cds are out and all armed

relaxing

[simple totem]

!vsr

[snow umbra]

https://scpslgame.com/Verified_server_rules.pdf

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

Seabunni wednesday

[spice coyote]

!nwservers

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

do not eat

[eager wadi]

yup, do eat

[rough wing]

sea bunni not for eating

[solar glacier]

Crazy work

[tough tapir]

For eating

Good protein

Many calories

[somber raptor]

Well

[fringe oyster]

can someone teach me how to do the 360 manouver to open doors ?

[fallow kite]

@solar zephyr

[solar zephyr]

?

[tough tapir]

What's wrong on there

[somber raptor]

You can slightly see the corrosion

You can see the contacts in the circled areas are slightly darker and smaller

[tough tapir]

Aren't those contacts usually gold plated

[meager slate]

[somber raptor]

Yeah

[meager slate]

This is why I call you Nyathan

[fringe oyster]

Gold can only be corroded well by aqua regia if not mistaken

[fallow kite]

tree.

[somber raptor]

Also: electricity

[tough tapir]

I mean the plating could fail due to wear and such but

That looks like a new cpu

[fringe oyster]

So it got electrolysed ?

[somber raptor]

CPUs are known for having electricity passing through them

[tough tapir]

No way

[fringe oyster]

Didn't know of that (electricity corroding gold)

[somber raptor]

If you crank up the voltage and base lines, they degrade faster than normally

It just so happened that MB manufacturers cranked up the default voltage

[tough tapir]

Yummy fried transistor

[somber raptor]

It's 1 year and 3 months old

Which is plenty of time for the microcode issues to cook it

[hollow sparrow]

e

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[tough tapir]

Oh

The plastic cover decieved me

[somber raptor]

Yeah we need to ship it back

So we put it back into the plastic cover

So it doesn't get damaged during shipping

[velvet mason]

@tough tapir

[tough tapir]

Hi

[tough tapir]

Yes, yes he does

Age of Strife might take him a while

[velvet mason]

"So let's start at the creation of time"

[tough tapir]

Oh yeah that will also be a drag

Until he reaches the more exciting parts with Old Ones and Necrontyr

[velvet mason]

Lmao

[tough tapir]

Just a couple of Millennia. no biggie

[heavy dock]

pls someone help me, how i can do a report?

[fallow kite]

Hey is any mod on or someone with administrator?

[uneven plover]

Hey

[somber raptor]

As in discord mod?

[fallow kite]

No actual game mod

[somber raptor]

Do you need to report a cheater?

[fallow kite]

No I was muted in game for doing something stupid it was about a year ago so I don't remember what it was but it's probably griefing

I went to the other discord. Don't worry

[drowsy heron]

💀

[somber raptor]

Hi

[drowsy heron]

hello

[heavy dock]

i did it no prob

[drowsy heron]

you don't even recognize me lol

[heavy dock]

ofc i recognize you

peppe

[drowsy heron]

alright

then why are you here

you should email the italian support of SL @heavy dock

[heavy dock]

i did it no problem

[drowsy heron]

alright

[sleek estuary]

what type of report

[strong dune]

Does tutorial keep his model or not

[fallow kite]

mb

[sleek estuary]

hes getting a new model

[fallow kite]

heck no

[strong dune]

Why are you saying my bad

[sleek estuary]

he is

[strong dune]

Anything else can you tell us

Like a date

Perchance

[sleek estuary]

erm

within the next 3 months

[fallow kite]

bro this major update is going to remove nostalgic elevator grenade throw😭

[sleek estuary]

what

[strong dune]

It’s before Halloween

Or during

[sleek estuary]

🤷

[fallow kite]

make an option to toggle new models and old models

[strong dune]

That’s still gonna be in the game

[fallow kite]

new models are kinda weird ngl

[somber raptor]

Wdym?

[strong dune]

@sleek estuary do you know how the com 15 gun spawn works

[fallow kite]

sci-fi update

[sleek estuary]

like where it spawns?

[strong dune]

Yeah

[sleek estuary]

uhh

[strong dune]

I mean I know where it spawns

[fallow kite]

will they nerf something

[somber raptor]

Mainly:

• WC00
• GR18
• PC15
• TC01

[strong dune]

Its about pc room

[pearl anvil]

missed PT00

[ancient garden]

what's this place about then

[somber raptor]

When it spawns there it should spawn on a desk

[strong dune]

Thanks

[slender ocean]

Hallo

[sleek estuary]

bottom right of it iirc

[strong dune]

The question is WHICH MF DESK

ALL OF THEN OR SPECIFIC DESKS

[somber raptor]

Btw am i the only one who thinks the com 15 has a higher chance of spawning than others

[simple abyss]

Hi folks

[somber raptor]

Like i feel like i find it more often in TC01 than other places

[fickle ibex]

hi

[native field]

bahhh

[sleek estuary]

prob

I can look through the spawning code

[hollow sparrow]

ok lil vro

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fbi-police-police-cat-fbi-cat-gif-1256429038097351888

[drowsy heron]

ignore him, he's from an italian team of SL which was planning to destroy a famous italian server and they failed, they made a disaster

ik everything cuz i'm from the server that was going to be destroyed

[simple abyss]

ah this is that drama you mentioned @somber raptor?

[sleek estuary]

drama!

[somber raptor]

Yeah lol

[simple abyss]

I love them

They are always entertaining

[drowsy heron]

nah is not a drama, this thing started and ended in 2 minutes ig

[simple abyss]

I don't know details

[drowsy heron]

well better if you don't know then

[simple abyss]

If you say so

Not that I could so anything lol

or want to

I love spectator sports

[fossil oxide]

My wild prediction: the very next SCP:SL plushie will be 106

[lone marlin]

is there any requirement on what type of server i have to be to do achievements?

i tried getting like 4 of them

and got none

[sleek estuary]

they work on all servers

they might be broken again, idk

ive gotten all mine on modded servers

[lone marlin]

i didnt get any of them

ive got footage of it

[somber raptor]

Wdym

Bro got footage of him not having the shit

[lone marlin]

of me doing wwhats required and not getting it?

[somber raptor]

"See this is the proof i don't have them..."

[lone marlin]

like fym

[lone marlin]

.

[sleek estuary]

you could maybe use a achievement unlocker but

[somber raptor]

Ohhhh

I didn't see the other message i still thought we were talking about plushies

I'm fucking stupid

[sleek estuary]

lol

[lone marlin]

im tryna get em all

by actually doing it

im cooking

[sleek estuary]

clearly not because the game isn't giving you them 😭

[somber raptor]

Anyways guys bye imma go try take a shower

[lone marlin]

yeah but i am cooking something up

[somber raptor]

Can you remind me the name of that website

[plush bolt]

socialblade

[somber raptor]

There we go

Jesus mosquitos are getting quite loud

[fallow kite]

@solar zephyr engelımı ac yardımına ıhtıyacım vra lutfen

@solar zephyr cıddı dıyorum

[cinder sapphire]

Nice rando ping and speaking a diff language

Smh

[simple abyss]

If he is blocked he won't see his pings tho lol

[fallow kite]

arkadaşlar benı yayındunyamız sunucundan banladılar

@plush bolt

[visual acorn]

[rocky adder]

I can not get over this stupid ass status lmao

[pure python]

what’s a good amount of time for a server to exist before it becomes official

[rocky adder]

Man

I'm feedback

I do not know lol

[pure python]

dude you’re in payroll

[worldly orchid]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1266776162567323820

[brazen shuttle]

@tough tapir @velvet mason

[rocky adder]

Thank you Lazar

[pure python]

dude lazaroadahir i don’t wanna hear you smh

[worldly orchid]

who

[brazen shuttle]

[pure python]

i have trauma with people named lazar

mb

[plush bolt]

what

[pure python]

he bully me

in game

in sl

[rocky adder]

Lock this man in armory

[pure python]

also i don’t think it says a time minimum

[worldly orchid]

Read the document I think

should be there

[pure python]

documents

or form

[worldly orchid]

https://link.scpslgame.com/officialserveragreement

[simple abyss]

I think a minimum of 6 months

[tough tapir]

the cutscene was perfect for it

[pure python]

ttly

[brazen shuttle]

indeed

[pure python]

truly

thank you

love u no homo

in game

[worldly orchid]

Quick change of opinion there lol

np

[cinder sapphire]

Idiot

[fallow kite]

what?

[cinder sapphire]

Rando ping someone asking to get unblocked/ speaking non english in a English server

[worldly orchid]

!langtr

[snow umbra]

Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.

[cinder sapphire]

I saw that lazer

[worldly orchid]

yes i g

[prime wigeon]

hate it when the human team is smart and just walks into me and shoots me

they need to be DUMBER!

northwood please make human teams uncoordinated thank you

[simple abyss]

They are uncoordinated most of the time lol

I rarely see people working together to take down SCPs

[velvet mason]

Wtf im so loud

[brazen shuttle]

i think i set you to ~190%

[meager slate]

You sound like a woman

[worldly orchid]

hi havoc thank you for giving me my gtag

[brazen shuttle]

i turned the game down somewhere later down the road but i forgot to readjust the voice chat volumes to compensate

[brazen shuttle]

says you

[meager slate]

I dont-

[brazen shuttle]

you absolutely bloody do and you even act like one

[cinder sapphire]

Toxic Auro

Back at it again

[somber raptor]

I need to learn to cook properly i wanna be able to make shit like Waffles and Crěpes

[cinder sapphire]

Cooking isn’t that hard.

[quick estuary]

I have an important question for you all

[cinder sapphire]

And if you ever lost there are always YouTube

[quick estuary]

is it a pizza pie

[cinder sapphire]

In Chicago

[quick estuary]

or just a pizza

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[somber raptor]

I mean true

[cinder sapphire]

It depends

If we talking about Chicago pizza

That is a pie

[somber raptor]

🍰

[cinder sapphire]

Regular ones are pizza

I know this doesn’t do it justice but this is a pie

[somber raptor]

You said 'that is a lie' and i replied with 🍰 cuz Portal
U edited to 'that is a pie' and it still kinda fits

[somber raptor]

Yeah that is not a fucking pizza

[cinder sapphire]

You don’t eat this like pizza

[velvet mason]

You are a woman

[velvet mason]

Hi Lazar np

[somber raptor]

vine boom

[cinder sapphire]

God I want some Chicago pizza now

[worldly orchid]

its getting removed soon though

[visual acorn]

Piezza

[velvet mason]

G_G

Resignation?

[chilly vault]

really putting the pie in pizza pie

[worldly orchid]

no

[chilly vault]

howd you think they created it

[visual acorn]

I love pizza with Ananas pie

[velvet mason]

Tech support rights?

[chilly vault]

whats ananas

[worldly orchid]

something else

[visual acorn]

Oh, normal people call it pineapple

..

[chilly vault]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166773967395233862/1269743534722781304/heh.gif

my honest reaction to the information you have presented me

[cinder sapphire]

A lot of Italians are in Chicago. Gino’s East most likely made it in 1940’s.

Which is a famous Italian restaurant in Chicago

[worldly orchid]

and its good :)

[visual acorn]

The secret pineapple

[simple abyss]

why would you google this

[chilly vault]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

the information is surprising

[simple abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-street-cat-cat-cat-meme-hellostreetcat-gif-13389802808859109532

[somber raptor]

I hate coughs

[strong dune]

No one knows how the gun that spawns in pc works

[velvet mason]

Also die

[plush bolt]

what

[meager slate]

SO toxic

[zealous knoll]

what the FUCK is this

[fallow kite]

Idk

I read the rules again

And it dont look like 911 memes are bannable

[strong dune]

Which table it spawns on

[plush bolt]

all of em

[cinder sapphire]

a chicago pizza

deep dish

[plush bolt]

scrumplicious

[zealous knoll]

that is NOT pizza

[plush bolt]

yes it is

it has cheese, sauce, crust

is a circle

has layers

it is a pizza

[cinder sapphire]

that is why I called it a pizza pie

[prime vigil]

shit will burn your mouth with all that hot tomato sauce

[cinder sapphire]

it is really good

tho

[prime vigil]

but who cares i wanna fuckin try it

[zealous knoll]

this makes me uncomfortable

[plush bolt]

you make me uncomfortable

fake pizza enjoyer

[zealous knoll]

ok :(

[zealous knoll]

oh so IM the fake pizza enjoyer???

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[zealous knoll]

okok

[cinder sapphire]

you are

[tough tapir]

🌽

[strong dune]

How do you know

[plush bolt]

just do

[strong dune]

I’ll ask someone else see if they got something else to say

[plush bolt]

looks pretty pizza to me

[zealous knoll]

same ingredients as a cheese stick just in a different form

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-pineapple-portal-spiral-gif-16315871

[prime vigil]

yummers

[prime vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748601926719111179/1235883079567147018/togif.gif

not the pizza, you instead

[plush bolt]

what cheese stick has sauce, crust, layers, or is a circle

[tough tapir]

I'm made out of pineapple

[prime vigil]

im burning you

[tough tapir]

:c

[zealous knoll]

who doesnt dip their cheesestick in marinara ?

[plush bolt]

that doesnt count

[zealous knoll]

u like plain cheesesticks?!?!?

[plush bolt]

the sauce is not cooked with the cheese stick

[tough tapir]

Dip cheesestick in tabasco

[zealous knoll]

u like plain cheesetcisk?!?!?!?

[cinder sapphire]

I still call it a pie because you eat it with a fork and knife usually

you dont it with your hands

[zealous knoll]

this guy eats his cheesesticks plain....

[cinder sapphire]

like a savage

[plush bolt]

when did i say that

but still, you are missing the crust

[zealous knoll]

the breading is like, almost crust

[plush bolt]

not quite

[cinder sapphire]

you judging it without even trying it

lobstor

[zealous knoll]

hi

[cinder sapphire]

go to chicago

order one

then come back

thanks

[zealous knoll]

mark my words

i will

[cinder sapphire]

you do that

[tough tapir]

Now

[plush bolt]

by the way, by this logic all pizzas are also the same ingredients as cheese sticks, just in a different form

[tough tapir]

Eating cheese stick with fork and knife

[plush bolt]

you know what's good though

[zealous knoll]

thats the point tho, is that by ingredient logic alot of things can be pizza, my point with that is form heavily matters

[tough tapir]

That means pizza=cheese stick

[plush bolt]

and clearly a chicago style pizza is not at all the same form as a cheese stick

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-emoticon-emoticon-gif-15615757906100331502

[cinder sapphire]

you judging it without trying it

shoo

[zealous knoll]

what if i have tried it??

[cinder sapphire]

begone peasant

[zealous knoll]

how would u know?!?!?

[cinder sapphire]

bs

you sound like you didnt

[plush bolt]

because you questioned what it was when you first saw it

[cinder sapphire]

^

that as well

[zealous knoll]

rhetoricy exist 😔

[plush bolt]

all pizzas matter

[cinder sapphire]

stop lying

[chilly vault]

my immediate reaction is that this is slop

but the italians have cooked before so id be willing to try it

[plush bolt]

[plush bolt]

that is chicago style pizza

not italian