general-chat

[gaunt talon]

For me it's soldier and pyro

[rough wing]

I just walked past a opium poppy field

[dawn carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-mc-minecraft-kitten-gif-26650016

i also play minecraft

[wicked spade]

afyonkarahisar moment

[dawn carbon]

the older versions tho like mostly nether update

beacuse its probably one of the best updates in the game

[rough wing]

I wanna lick the OOZE

/j

[wicked spade]

do it

[rough wing]

There wasn't any ooze, still growing

[dawn carbon]

@wicked spade want nostlgia ?

[wicked spade]

awww

[wicked spade]

ye

[dawn carbon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4DyBUG242c

[wicked spade]

nice

[meager slate]

tiny

[untold wyvern]

youre tiny

[wicked spade]

now you're just askin for it

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

[meager slate]

:(

[merry flume]

scp sl movement in cs2 😭

i should install cs2 again

just land 1 taps

that's how i adapted to not bothering to learn any spray paterns

[somber raptor]

why the fuck does the Five-seveN have 91% armor penetration 😭

[merry flume]

so you can eco and go up against full armour aks

clearly

[rancid dome]

Valve: makes Five-Seven op run-n-gun pistol
Valve fix attempt: Make it very good at spamming 👍

[merry flume]

wait five seven is run and gun?

all i've done with it is try to go for headshots, since unlike the m4a1s it can land 1 tap headshots on kevlar

[rancid dome]

Used to be

It got "nerfed"

And got the better spams (at standstill)

[merry flume]

ah

they shouldve just

removed the running accuracy

and left it as is

[fallow forge]

Valve when you can move slightly with a gun and it's accurate (not realistic)

[merry flume]

i mean think about it

would the game be fun if someone sprinting at 100kmh just wide peeks you and 1 taps you

[fallow forge]

Yeah

Because everyone fucking camps corners

[wicked spade]

when will we get ads on cs2

[merry flume]

but on an after plant what are you supposed to do

you hold the plant

[fallow forge]

And you die in 3 secs anyways

[fallow forge]

Soon probs

[merry flume]

actually most of the time if its a high elo lobby its less or around 1 second

[fallow forge]

I do anything in cs and I die

I play because I get paid to do so

[merry flume]

wait what

why do you get paid to play cs2

[somber raptor]

if the Ts buy armor and CTs buy Five-seveNs it's like the Ts never got armor to begin with

[merry flume]

i want that

[fallow forge]

Cases

[merry flume]

^

[somber raptor]

fiveseven has 91% armor penetration

glock has 47% (lowest in the game)

[merry flume]

i mean T's really are fucked

[fallow forge]

I play with the revolver cause its fun

[merry flume]

with the glock and usp situation

[somber raptor]

the Five-seveN has higher armor penetration than the scout 😭

[fallow forge]

Despite what everyone thinks

[rancid dome]

Day 1 R8 is peak

[somber raptor]

why does a pistol have better armor penetration than a sniper rifle

[merry flume]

don't remind me of that

[merry flume]

more like than an m4

[somber raptor]

agreed

[rancid dome]

Because why not

[hearty heart]

five seven too good

[fallow forge]

It uses a weird ammo type

[wicked spade]

laser beam negev when

[merry flume]

it is

a laser beam

[rancid dome]

I mean... the P250 one taps a helmet when an M4 cant

[hearty heart]

it literally fires mini rifle rounds lol

[somber raptor]

yeah 5.7x28mm

[dawn carbon]

ima play some scp:cb guys have fun talking

[fallow forge]

I love the five seven in every game

Such a good and reliable pistol

[somber raptor]

same as the P90 but guess what: the P90 has 69% armor penetration, 22% less than the Five-seveN

despite both guns using the same ammo

[hearty heart]

valve moment

[somber raptor]

what about damage? Five-seveN has 32 base damage, P90 has 26

[fallow forge]

Doesn't P90 use 9mm?

[rancid dome]

Yes

[somber raptor]

no

SCPSL has misled you

[fallow forge]

Make up your mind chat

[wicked spade]

nah p90 uses the same bullet with fn

[somber raptor]

the FN P90 and FN Five-seveN were both made for the same caliber: 5.7x28mm

[fallow forge]

Huh

Still my favorite submachine gun is the mac

God I love rushing with the mac 10

[somber raptor]

they were made as part of a contract for the US Army: they needed to make a pistol and PDW with the same caliber

[rancid dome]

Not quite. I mistook the conversion for 9mil 💀

[fallow forge]

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami2-the-mask-shut-up-hop-on-gif-27136785

[rough wing]

Please don't call 9mm 9 mil

[rancid dome]

9mil(limeter)

Better?

[merry flume]

yes

[rough wing]

Yes

[fallow forge]

9mil(ionmeters)

[hearty heart]

9mmm

[wicked spade]

9mmmmmmmmmmm

[rancid dome]

Deal.

[somber raptor]

guess who else was racing for that contract: Heckler&Koch
and they made the MP7 and UCP, both chambered in 4.6x30mm

[hearty heart]

9mil(limeter(limeter))

[fallow forge]

9mmmmmmmmmmmm

[rough wing]

What's your favourite gun?

We haven't talked in a long time

[merry flume]

the only metric measurement used by americans is their ammo

😭

[rancid dome]

Strictly CS guns?

Or any

[wicked spade]

even then they don't always use metric :(

[rough wing]

Any

[wicked spade]

calibers moment

[somber raptor]

what do y'all think about my inventory

[merry flume]

i dont see why they dont use metric

i mean now its too late to switch

[hearty heart]

9mm has so many different calibers

[merry flume]

but still

[hearty heart]

9x19mm when 9x18mm enters the room

[somber raptor]

9x18mm is used by the Makarov, right?

[hearty heart]

yes

[merry flume]

i need a ct agent too

[rancid dome]

AR platform - HK416, G36C
AK - AK-12
SMG: MP7
Pistol: M9

Overall: HK416

I even own the HK at home

[somber raptor]

🇺🇸

[slate goblet]

My Isaac is NOT fine...

[hearty heart]

you can’t get an mp7 as an american i believe

[merry flume]

Congratulations!

[hearty heart]

they aren’t imported guns, same with the g36

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[merry flume]

🇺🇸

[rancid dome]

This is sadge news

[rancid dome]

🦅

[hearty heart]

you can get a spas-12 though for $3000 lmao

[somber raptor]

for me it's:
AR: either M4A1 or G36C
SMG: either MP7 or P90
Pistol: either M9 or Five-seveN

[rough wing]

My favourite pistol is the tt-30
My favourite gun is the buckmaster pb 12
And my favourite revolver is probably colt peterson

[merry flume]

the only real american thing i am close to right now is my dads imported toyota sienna

[rough wing]

What the hell

An arisaka costs like 300$ and it's a ww2 era gun

Actually ww1 era

[somber raptor]

fun fact: the SPAS-12 is italian

[merry flume]

^

[hearty heart]

or if you want a FAMAS it’s $20,000 because there is only 500 of them in the US

[somber raptor]

jesus

[rancid dome]

M4A1's pretty cool as well yeah

[merry flume]

why so little

because of the import laws or?

[hearty heart]

import laws in the 1980s

[merry flume]

ah alr

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah, can't forget my favorite bullpup; the TAR-21

[somber raptor]

the italian Penitentiary Police uses the SPAS-12 😭
fuckers are blasting prisoners with buckshot

[rancid dome]

That oughta keep them in their place

[somber raptor]

btw one thing i ask myself is: in GO when we had different agents for different maps, why did they use the GIGN for inferno? Italy has their own Counter-Terrorism unit too, it's called the GIS (Gruppo d'Intervento Speciale)

[rancid dome]

Inferno was SAS

[somber raptor]

what?

[rancid dome]

But still good point tho

[merry flume]

one of my dads friends has a sniper chambered in 308 winchester i believe and thats like the highest caliber i've seen since my country isn't as gun enthusiastic

[rancid dome]

You mentioned Inferno having GIGN CTs

[somber raptor]

yeah it's a "what" in the sense that i'm surprised it had SAS

[rancid dome]

Probably cant bother modelling another faction and hiring Voiceover

[rancid dome]

Ohhh

Mb, didn't see it that way

[somber raptor]

the wiki misled me: they had the GIGN in xbox edition

[rancid dome]

But sure can for a single agent that's behind a paywall tho (thru the community market)

[somber raptor]

fr

[rancid dome]

man

[meager slate]

man

[rancid dome]

Also hiya Auro

[meager slate]

hi

[somber raptor]

they could hire voice actors for these two idiots in my inventory but not for the GIS

[rancid dome]

• the female agents

[rancid dome]

I'm sure your @ has gone down by a very big amoint today.

Congrats on finally getting a break

[somber raptor]

time for !maid

[wicked spade]

!maid

:(

[rancid dome]

XD

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[rancid dome]

That's pretty much the reason why I said that

[somber raptor]

btw once Halo Reach goes on discount i am 100% buying it just for the Music Kit

[meager slate]

Quite rare

!maid never existed

it was all an illusion

[wicked spade]

Oh Auro, It's time to clean the floors.

now watch me getting stabbed to death

this server is fuckin london

[rancid dome]

Meanwhile I'm getting the newer Verkkars song with stattrak

Paid for by my weekly drops

[tough tapir]

[somber raptor]

Flashbang Dance?

[rancid dome]

Yeah

I think it has a pretty cool MVP track

[meager slate]

You're eating fumo gwen??

[rancid dome]

Dunno bout the song itself tho

[somber raptor]

i have the other Verkkars song with StatTrak (EZ4ENCE)

[rancid dome]

I've had 4 tracks before

Also love the EZ4ence

Absolute classic

[rancid dome]

Iirc, I once had (not in order)

• EZ4ENCE
• Skog III - Arena
• Mord - Fustang
• Life's Not Out to Get You

[tough tapir]

Yummy fumo

[orchid kraken]

Its always pidor but never
How are you
In csgo

[sonic musk]

is it buyable?

[rancid dome]

Yea

[somber raptor]

of course it is

[rancid dome]

You can buy pre much everything in CS

[somber raptor]

the only music kits that are not directly buyable are Halo and HLA

[rancid dome]

^

You should totally buy a Karambit (the one with no ★ in the name)

[sonic musk]

yeah just lemme spend 2k$

[orchid kraken]

Win win situation

[sonic musk]

totally worth it

omg youre getting banned

[orchid kraken]

NO

[sonic musk]

gg its joever

[orchid kraken]

I CANT BE BANNES

@rancid dome am i in danger!??!?!

[rancid dome]

Actually, the illegal/bugged Karambit is about 10-20 times more expensive

[sonic musk]

[rancid dome]

I'm just gonna kill that image

[sonic musk]

i choose to jump down a fountain

[orchid kraken]

Its always
Go Rush B
But never

Hows the B?

[somber raptor]

lol

[eternal rock]

full of CTs

[rancid dome]

The ratio of Russians screaming Rush B : Rush A is 25:1

[orchid kraken]

Those blue guys so racist towards yellow

[rancid dome]

Source is me, trust

[eternal rock]

true

[somber raptor]

if i ever buy a knife i am probably gonna buy a Bowie Knife

the inspect animation is funny

[orchid kraken]

Win chances are 47.2% (depending if they actually rushed)

[eternal rock]

man getting a knife irl is way cheaper than an in game knife

[sonic musk]

you should buy dragon lore awp

[somber raptor]

it looks like you're tryna end yourself

[rancid dome]

Blue gem AK case hardened

1Million 🤑

[somber raptor]

StatTrak Factory New Pattern 661 AK-47 Case Hardened

[eternal rock]

when you lose 1-11 against the terrorists

[rancid dome]

Oh imagine the price on that

[somber raptor]

it's the one that sold for 1.5 million

[rancid dome]

Sold? I only remembered the bidding price being lowered

Dementia attack again smh

[somber raptor]

btw you know what's in my opinion the worst thing you can spend money on in CS2?

Gloves

[rancid dome]

I think it's alright

[somber raptor]

(just like with skins i am probably gonna end up buying gloves)

[somber raptor]

• March: i'm never gonna buy an Asiimov
• August: buys P90 Asiimov

[rancid dome]

For me, Falchion

[somber raptor]

my friend has a Falchion knife

he bought it 2 days ago

[rancid dome]

Damn nice

[somber raptor]

tho he chose the yuckiest skin ever

[rancid dome]

I don't really want falchion for the rare inspection

I just like the stab, pull out, and normal inspection animations

[somber raptor]

btw you know one thing about the Case Hardened AK 47?

[somber raptor]

the difference between Factory New and Battle Scarred is not as big as other skins

[rancid dome]

Speaking of FN and BS wear

[somber raptor]

like... of these 3 one is Factory New, one is Field Tested, one is Battle Scarred

[rancid dome]

I actually prefer the AWP Atheris on BS than FN

[somber raptor]

guess what: i've shuffled the images and now i can't figure out which is which

[rancid dome]

The picture order is BS > FN > FT

[somber raptor]

is it?

[rancid dome]

If my eyes are working alr

They're all the same pattern, right?

Just different float

[somber raptor]

yeah

one is 0.00, one is 0.36, one is 0.99

[rancid dome]

Yeah, middle one is 100% FN

[somber raptor]

i've figured it out by comparing them to where i got the screenshots:
1st is Field Tested
2nd is Battle Scarred
3rd is Factory New

[somber raptor]

told you you the difference is practically unnoticeable

[rancid dome]

Why does the .99 look so spotless dafuq?

[somber raptor]

that's what i'm saying

the only thing that changes noticeably is the stock

and the sight

[rancid dome]

Hello? Optician? I'd like to make an appointment pls

My eyes are god awful rn

[somber raptor]

Ultraviolet BS looks kinda cool ngl

[brazen shuttle]

100% fortnite

[rancid dome]

Real

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome which one should i get? Black Laminate (FT), Stained (FT), Ultraviolet (BS) or Lore (BS)?

(all are under 120€)

[rancid dome]

Im thinking of one of the first two

But kinda more to the first one, the reflection probably will take too much of my attention in game

[untold wyvern]

ultraviolet looks cool

[rancid dome]

I'm more on vanilla's for knife

[orchid kraken]

@untold wyvern

[untold wyvern]

thanks for the ping

[orchid kraken]

Yeah cuz you're my special

[untold wyvern]

im not special

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[untold wyvern]

its not over

[pearl anvil]

never checks them

probably

[rough wing]

I literally can't see 10ft in front of me

Without my glasses

I remember my first appointment was "if you don't wear these your eyesight will get worse!"
It did anyways

[fallow kite]

Not relatable

[sonic musk]

https://tenor.com/view/sueñitosgifs-traumatized-mr-incredible-los-increibles-meme-gif-24305569

[eager hound]

does the host command to make a private server still works? When I put it and make one the loading screen doesnt go off even though i can start a round and play it without see anything

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-jack-black-minecraft-movie-jack-black-steve-minecraft-gif-5795357484262132490

[wicked spade]

i know you cheated on this wheel, im gonna figure it out i swear

[strange trellis]

your eyes are deceiving you

there is nothing wrong with the wheel

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-5253984031697501451

[rough wing]

Look at the pretty girls, ignore the war crimes Japan committed in ww2 and ww1

[eternal rock]

i wish half life 2 deathmatch had a team deathmatch gamemode

combine vs rebels would be so cool

or half life 2 in csgo

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

[woeful whale]

Real

[unique hamlet]

nom

[somber raptor]

VacNet 3.0 is a lie

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[strong dune]

If the gun spawns in pc

Is every table a spawn point for the gun

[solid echo]

Schrödinger's Cat is a famous thought experiment that demonstrates the idea in quantum physics that tiny particles can be in two states at once until they're observed. It asks you to imagine a cat in a box with a mechanism that might kill it. Until you look inside, the cat is both alive and dead at the same time.

[strong dune]

Anyone else?

[plush bolt]

Nes

[wide raven]

E

Dead chat

[summer pumice]

You killed it

You murderer

[wide raven]

:3

[modern pagoda]

worst mistake of my life
do not microwave a poptart for 3 minutes

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-tarts-commercial-breakfast-pop-tart-gif-24941568

[gray iron]

poptart

[cyan dock]

When do they release the new update?

[modern pagoda]

when it's complete

[reef aspen]

yo wassup, how are my fellow SCP enjoyers?

[modern pagoda]

horrible

[cyan dock]

everything is fine and how are you?

[vestal crown]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1212528993283088384/1228863090368450592/ezgif-2-db49a54415.gif

[reef aspen]

im good

[wide raven]

Dogge

[reef aspen]

why if i may know?

[reef aspen]

what happened to the dog 😭

[reef aspen]

sorry if that sounded mean

[modern pagoda]

I accidentally microwaved my poptart for 3 minutes instead of 3 seconds, right now im trying to eat the poptart since im not wasteful however, every time i take a bite i have to take a bite it's almost as if im eating a freezedried jaw breaker

[vestal crown]

he gotted the ball

[reef aspen]

OH JESUS CHRIST

[fallow timber]

le pinger dinger

[vestal crown]

how bout you ping someone with that dinger?

all talk, no action

[fallow timber]

if i take action ill get banned again

[somber raptor]

i'll consider this an investment on my skill

[vestal crown]

i havent gotten banned

[fallow timber]

youre also blue

[reef aspen]

the heck happened

[vestal crown]

and i've been removed from Northwood

twice

for unceremonious sins

[fallow timber]

my boy

[sleek estuary]

[fallow timber]

approximatley 4 years ago

[sleek estuary]

I miss the old wavepool

[fallow timber]

i was being silly

[sleek estuary]

I remember the first time you got removed

[vestal crown]

the new Wavepoole has over 4 years of Game Design study

[reef aspen]

u got kicked off of NORTHWOOD, T W I C E how in gods name do they not have u on a black list

[sleek estuary]

the voice chat

[sleek estuary]

W

[vestal crown]

I am now an accredited game designer with a degree to prove it

[fallow timber]

thats true but there is no left in this place to back me up

[sleek estuary]

nice

[vestal crown]

I think they do

[reef aspen]

that is... AMAZINH

[vestal crown]

I love black lists

[fallow timber]

this place is a sentimental desert

[vestal crown]

Okay but counterpoint

[fallow timber]

awesome mc saucesome?

truesome

[reef aspen]

WHAT

no

JUST NO

[vestal crown]

why do you object

[fallow timber]

see what i mean

[vestal crown]

what sadness fills your heart

[fallow timber]

soul vs soulless

[vestal crown]

See how the serfs object to joy

[reef aspen]

i was gonna say smth, but that would probably get the mods to get mad at me

[vestal crown]

Fight the mods

[fallow timber]

sorry but what the fuck is a serf

[vestal crown]

The power they hold is nothing compared to the strength of one's own vocabulary

[reef aspen]

i was gonna fix u cuz i tohught u sent a mind electric lyric

[vestal crown]

"an agricultural labourer bound by the feudal system who was tied to working on their lord's estate."

is the very boring defenition

[fallow timber]

oh

oh youre actually using that version of serf

wild

[vestal crown]

what other version would i be using

[fallow timber]

idk some new sl slang slur

[vestal crown]

I don't play SL

[reef aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/surfista-caindo-flamboiar-surfista-surf-onda-gif-27065667

[vestal crown]

Not after

The incident

[fallow timber]

i mean discord sl not game sl

god do people even play the game anymore

[reef aspen]

what is the incident?

[reef aspen]

me :D

[fallow timber]

i know i ask that every time im here and the answer is always yes but regardless

[vestal crown]

I come here to drink and scream mainly

I have no knowledge of their lives

[fallow timber]

why do you drink on discord dont you have friends irl

[vestal crown]

I do

[fallow timber]

drink with them

[vestal crown]

But when I'm BORED

WHICH I OFTEN AM

[reef aspen]

what do u drink?

[vestal crown]

I do it here

[fallow timber]

thats called 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

alcoholism

🚒

[rough wing]

@vestal crown we could drink together if you'd like

[vestal crown]

Nah nah nah

Only on weekends, and rarely. I like to drink with mates mainly, but God as my witness, I made it a pact to spend every last moment fucking with the SL Discord

[fallow timber]

that last parts kinda sad

ts like beating up a dead horse

[reef aspen]

are u okay my friend?

[fallow timber]

i mean this server is like unrecognizable by now

[vestal crown]

Exactly

I don't interact with it any other way

[shut carbon]

i beat up plants

im a zombie.

[fallow timber]

well plants arent dead

[rough wing]

I mean since 2020 this server has changed a lot

[fallow timber]

and theyre also not horses

[vestal crown]

It's too confusing for my feeble brain

[rough wing]

But I left for like 3 months in 2023 so idfk

All I know is around 3 pedophiles came and went during those months

[fallow timber]

thats cuz the server began in like 2019 of course it would change after a year

[rough wing]

7*

[fallow timber]

fucking!!!! awesome##1!!!

[vestal crown]

All I know is I actively fought against those pedophiles before they were outed as pedophiles which makes me think I have a pedosense

It's like spidey sense but for people I hate

[rough wing]

Which person does your pedosense sense right now

[reef aspen]

i dont even know anything about that

[vestal crown]

IDK I don't know enough people from Northwood and false accusations are for the weak

[fallow timber]

true

[rough wing]

Based

[fallow timber]

man it is so difficult being in this server and not getting actively aggressive

how the fuck do you do it

[vestal crown]

i dont care is my answer

[fallow timber]

ah h

[rough wing]

I just don't care ig

I talk with people I like

Ignore the ones I dislike

[fallow timber]

there are no people i like left in this server

besides wave

[vestal crown]

you like me??? 😊

god i fucking hate that emote

[fallow timber]

i love you

[reef aspen]

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH

[vestal crown]

kill me with a shotgun if you must

[fallow timber]

💋

[reef aspen]

dats crazy

[vestal crown]

thanks man

[reef aspen]

and... screenshotted /jk

[vestal crown]

glad to know i make a lasting impact

[fallow timber]

all the other people i know have either been banned, moved on or probably died

[vestal crown]

i dont get banned by being uh

awesome i guess

look at me

[fallow timber]

which are far better alternatives to staying here tbh

[reef aspen]

the hell u mean probably died?

[vestal crown]

i surf on the wake of death

[fallow timber]

idk i knew alot of people here

itd be unscientific to not assume the worst case scenario

ie tronix

[vestal crown]

i recall that name

i dont recall great things

[fallow timber]

yeah i know like 3 things about him

he was german

he skipped school alot

and he had his monitor right on the front edge of his desk meaning his face was literally centimers aways from the monitor at all times

[rough wing]

What happened to him anyways

[brazen shuttle]

presumably died

[worn bridge]

hi chat

[vernal jolt]

How does he know

[left chasm]

Hi

[broken belfry]

[vernal jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[broken belfry]

He knows everything

[vestal crown]

good lord

[prime vigil]

HE KNOWS

[left chasm]

wave killed 999....

[vestal crown]

and they killed my command

!999

[tough tapir]

!999

[vestal crown]

Yea

[tough tapir]

Awh

[vestal crown]

exactly

nothing

[tough tapir]

Even the one where it got shot is gone

[vestal crown]

Erased me from the mythos

[cinder sapphire]

9/10 he is dead

[vestal crown]

They feared that which they could not understand

[cinder sapphire]

they also tired to get rid of you

but that failed

I believe

[vestal crown]

They cannot kill me in a way that matters

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1212528993283088384/1228863090368450592/ezgif-2-db49a54415.gif

[vestal crown]

history

preserved

thank you for your service

[cinder sapphire]

if certain someones have their way you wont be #discord-suggestions message

gone from history

slow and gone

[left chasm]

☺️nah

[vestal crown]

God sees me and weeps

[grizzled totem]

Sick, sick beast

[void depot]

How I could bind a command to a mouse button 4 or mouse button 5

[vestal crown]

willpower

[wide raven]

I hate it here

[vestal crown]

what you doing about it

shovel psychopath

@high solstice is a fucking bastard shovel psycho

[high solstice]

EN GARDE

DUEL OF THE FATES

im giving wavepoole schizophrenia

[somber raptor]

changed my server pfp

i am now car

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/787000355309092894/999.gif

[olive forge]

Good ending

The best part about SCP SL lore is that 999 is rotting in the pits of hell

[prime vigil]

yippee

[somber raptor]

ngl america should abolish qualified immunity for police

there was one time an officer was trying to tase someone to prevent him from driving away since he was being combative, she mistakenly grabbed her gun instead of the taser and shot him.
She only got 2 years

[sleek estuary]

oops!

I mean

[vestal crown]

thank u bot

[fallow kite]

hello guys

[sleek estuary]

personally, I think the US police is a lot more calmer and tame than other countries (ofc excluding hate crime and other shit)

not in all cases ofc ^^

[fallow kite]

I need me a pfp fr

holup

[sleek estuary]

I've seen some insane clips of other countries police

[sleek estuary]

do the northwood studios picture

but poorly remake it or something

[tardy walrus]

i saw that a few days ago

[fallow kite]

frs

yeah

[fallow kite]

there definitely was a problem with her drawing the wrong gun, but from what I've heard she legitimately wanted to tase the guy. manslaughter seems about right for what she did imo

done

frfr

deep fryed it

tbh

it looks better

[somber raptor]

she killed someone because of her incompetence and she only gets two years

if i slapped you i'd get 6 months and she only got 2 years for killing someone

[somber raptor]

even better: if i slapped that officer i'd have gotten twice the jail time as she got for killing that guy

[pearl anvil]

ive pretty much only seen US police and British Police

I can definitely say that american ones seem a lot worse

[somber raptor]

she should have gotten at least the maximum for what she was charged with (10 years)

[tardy walrus]

i feel bad for british police, they cant really do much other than taze someone with a machete or some shit like that

[somber raptor]

they are not.
american police officers get triggered wayyy more easily and most of them look like they WANT to shoot someone

[pearl anvil]

They do perfectly alright without them

You can tackle someone with a machete and they pretty often do

we have armed police too

[tardy walrus]

still its way too dangerous

[somber raptor]

here in italy i've seen a video of someone joking around with two guys while he was writing them a ticket

[tardy walrus]

literally praying that they wont swing and somehow cut the officer

[sleek estuary]

true

[pearl anvil]

Ive been on the other end of armed police in the UK (they thought our car was stolen)

[somber raptor]

if that was in america the officer would have barely said any words to them besides "license and registration"

[pearl anvil]

All im saying is if it was america they probably would’ve been pointing their guns at us

which they never did

[somber raptor]

https://youtu.be/OF7EW6zAs7g?list=LL

[pearl anvil]

I think giving police officers guns is mental

[somber raptor]

• "if they're the ones giving you the ticket it's gonna be heftier"

[tardy walrus]

disagree

completely lol

[pearl anvil]

There’s just no need for them, at least in most european countries

[tardy walrus]

oh if eu then idk

[pearl anvil]

i mean where are you

if we’re talking USA then you kinda have to

[tardy walrus]

but when i see european officers struggle to keep the suspect away from them especially if that person is armed is heart breaking

[willow shoal]

Yeah

[tardy walrus]

yeah thats why i was confused

[willow shoal]

I keep forgetting I made this my pfp

[tardy walrus]

citizens allowed but not the officers

[somber raptor]

yeah but mistakenly drawing your gun and killing someone and only getting 2 years for it is absolutely crazy

[willow shoal]

So it scares me every time I type a message

[pearl anvil]

I am referring to every other country where instead of 90% of citizens being allowed to own a gun

[somber raptor]

as i already said, if i slapped that officer i'd have gotten twice the jail time

[pearl anvil]

1% are allowed to own a gun

[pearl anvil]

Police officers usually outnumber them, and they have physical standards don’t they?

i don’t see how you couldn’t stop someone

It’s obviously safer if they have a firearm

but i think in the worst case scenario

police would never be forced to just

fuck off and leave

Only case i see giving the majority of police guns is when you live in a place where criminals are likely to have guns

which is not a lot of places

man i gotta shut up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1174781786333663344/106_had_enough.gif

[tardy walrus]

personally i'd still want to have some sort of long distance self defense tool

like a bb or airsoft gun

[somber raptor]

in italy there are four types of gun licenses:

• Gun License for hunting
• Gun License for sport
• License to bear arms
• Gun Collection License

All of them limit you to 3 pistols, 12 sports rifles and unlimited hunting rifles + max 5Kg worth of gunpowder for ammunition
The first and second ones require you to have your gun unloaded and in a combination locked briefcase. you can only take it out in specific cases (for the first one only in hunting season inside hunting areas, for the second one only at the shooting range)
The fourth one allows you to buy guns for collection but not to use them or bring them out of your home
The third one is only granted if you have a valid threat to your life (eg. you have a dangerous job like a jeweller) and allows you to have your gun loaded with on your person.

[somber raptor]

taser

[pearl anvil]

those actually sound like some really good rules

[somber raptor]

so in italy unless you have a reason to fear for your life, you can't bring a loaded gun around with you

[tardy walrus]

i hope you realize that tazed person is still capable of swinging the knife

and there are some people who get nothing from being tazed

[pearl anvil]

I haven’t actually seen this is many other countries

[tame pendant]

Aye that hurts

[somber raptor]

also for some fireworks and firecrackers (we're talking the BIG ones) you need a gun license (i keep saying gun license but the correct term would be weapons license since it includes guns, knives and some recreational explosives)

[pearl anvil]

but ALL uk police wear stabproof vests

all the time

never see them without one on

[tardy walrus]

im talking about regular civilians

not police

[pearl anvil]

whuh

[somber raptor]

i mean... police officers do have 'less lethal' shotguns that will surely knock someone to the ground but are very unlikely to kill them

[tame pendant]

Oh they get stabbed

[pearl anvil]

how is a civilian gonna get a taser

also like

the best self defence tool is running tf away

[terse atlas]

And if the assailant is faster?

[tardy walrus]

and then your adrenaline rush wears off n you get stabbed

[somber raptor]

Iirc tasers in italy are illegal

You can get a stun gun but not a taser

[pearl anvil]

how long is the guy chasing you for 😭

[somber raptor]

Also, until May 2023 italian police officers didn't have tasers that's a funny thing

[tardy walrus]

mf should be in the olympics fr

💯

[pearl anvil]

I don’t even think there’s even much of a reason to fear stabbing if you’re not one of those people who like “have a valid reason to fear for their life”

[somber raptor]

You know what's outrageous in italy tho?

You can't defend your property: some guy once shot an armed intruder and got jail time for it

[tardy walrus]

you never know lol

[pearl anvil]

At least in the UK, stabbings almost always happen because of gang stuff

i live in an area with a relatively high rate of stabbing and even shootings

[somber raptor]

The intruder did not attack the guy so according to italian law it was excess of self-defense

[pearl anvil]

and i am not afraid of being hurt

[zealous leaf]

wear chainmail armor and carry a sword with you

and those scallywags wont even dare stabbeth you

[somber raptor]

"I own a musket for home defense'' ahh sentence

[tardy walrus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8_JKOryQ70

goated video

[zealous leaf]

I possess a musket for personal protection; on one occasion, a scallywag intruded upon my abode. I retrieved my flintlock musket and discharged it, causing his companions to flee in haste.

[candid gull]

[zealous leaf]

I have not been subjected to thievery since that incident.

[fallow kite]

ah, I see. yeah, that seems a bit short.

[fallow kite]

to be fair, they have to deal with americans

[somber raptor]

True

[fallow kite]

there was this one video where this guy walks up to an officer and throws a sandwich at him

[wide kiln]

+1 year of jail time

[south thorn]

dude

what the fuck

[wide kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/scpsl-scp-scp-secret-laboratory-fiercelemon-pantheon-community-gif-7648451493765201731

[south thorn]

bro followed me from another discord server that I left and is still harrasing me over the fact I have to take growth hormone shots?

honestly bro, just fuck off

[wide kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-sad-pyro-transition-gif-5781624994166801969

https://tenor.com/view/hm-gif-19030191

Why do you keep posting gifs, you don’t even have embed

[tardy walrus]

@jade moss please stop

You don't have embed perms

There is no need to keep trying to send a gif

[wide kiln]

Spunch bop, lol

The link

Alr stop harassing him

[south thorn]

fuck off

[tardy walrus]

@eager wadi weird dude above

[south thorn]

STOP

[wide kiln]

I would block him if I were you

[south thorn]

this dude was someone who harrassed me in a discord server for a roblox game I used to be in, I left that server tho

aughtaeshh

[fallow kite]

chat

[solemn flame]

loser behavior

[fallow kite]

whats up

[solemn flame]

hello chat

[karmic mesa]

im 3 hunna

[wide kiln]

?

[dawn carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-stairs-gif-26161925

[wide kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-jumpscare-scp-secret-laboratory-gif-27367170

[wide kiln]

@jade moss

[eager wadi]

!warn @jade moss spamming links

[gilded timber]

!warn 452530118921814027 Harassing members

[wide kiln]

?

I’m still confused

[dawn carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/secret-lab-ntf-scp-scpsl-gif-19807428

[orchid kraken]

Not to mention his profile saying
"Russophob" meaning he hates every russian

[wide kiln]

Mushroom silly

[orchid kraken]

Play station

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[orchid kraken]

Хватит спаммить, у тебя даже разрешения нету/stop spamming you dont even have permission

[crystal reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/976987347843420190/1041711735586963527/RDT_20221108_0928358508393741770941591-1.gif

[orchid kraken]

Thats what im saying for years, no one trusted me

Тебе уже варн дали за это так что хватит/they already gave you warn so stop

[crystal reef]

🗣️

[fallow kite]

Crazy

Hypocrite frfr

[eager wadi]

!warn @jade moss textwall

[rough wing]

Ukrainian and Russian are so similar you could literally understand what he's saying

Why are you angy

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos.

[orchid kraken]

Fucking retard

[rough wing]

It's like Azerbaijani and Turkish

It really isn't that deep dude

[eager wadi]

How annoying.

[orchid kraken]

I was saying in russia so he understands

Cuz most part of easterns dont

[jade moss]

I was just asking, but ok

[crystal reef]

💀

[fallow kite]

Guys, can I marry the bot cassie

Frfr

[jade moss]

Most likely, you wrote this through a translator. If so, why were you too lazy to scroll down a little?

[fallow kite]

We a perfect match 100%

[orchid kraken]

I speak russian dw

[steep summit]

what the fuck

im the real john northwood

get out of here

[orchid kraken]

John cena???

[dawn carbon]

give us 14.0

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-far-cry3-that-is-crazy-gif-26006603

[steep summit]

no]

[orchid kraken]

Hubert ADD MORE BLOOD TO GAME
AND MY LIFE

[gentle acorn]

optimization when

[dawn carbon]

hubert god will punish you for your sins

[orchid kraken]

Is yours

[dawn carbon]

you cant escape

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-anguish-despair-gif-13915908866750092639

[orchid kraken]

Average "i am for peace" protestant

Acts aggressive towards anyone speaking facts

[jade moss]

#meme-zone message

[jade moss]

MY EARS

[gentle acorn]

embed fail!!!

laugh at this user

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-stupid-iq-test-block-silly-gif-17592064

[crystal reef]

xD

[wide kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[orchid kraken]

Ryan gosling before he was Ryan Gosling

[dusk vapor]

E

[wide kiln]

Lol

[tardy walrus]

org 0x100
mov dx, msg
mov ah, 9
int 0x21
mov ah, 0x4c
int 0x21
msg db 'Hello, World!', 0x0d, 0x0a, '$'

[wide kiln]

Ow My brain

[orchid kraken]

I love your funny words magic man

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/argument-clash-of-clans-speech-bubble-gif-discord-gif-26442115

[clever tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/771431241329147914/975441773646192720/9150D98D-2967-4489-BF34-7303E9F0F0EF-1.gif

[crystal reef]

That's fucking awful

[clever tinsel]

want another one

[crystal reef]

The Roblox ones are the worst

[crystal reef]

Ofc

[clever tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/281434163540656129/1055258679936557176/magikarp_getting_it_done_to_him.gif

i love this one

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490260282728251424/1258479940589060246/waaah.gif

This one xD

[clever tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388454663785021452/753692860091465839/image0-1-1-3.gif

kerblammer

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-remove-their-moderator-mute-them-jarvis-mute-jarvis-mute-them-for-gif-3735231890024552832

[orchid kraken]

I will never take anyone seriously with this type of avatar

WHY TF SHE HAS PANTIES

[willow shoal]

Tbf you only need to type the first part one time fore the whole thing

[orchid kraken]

IMPERSONATING, BANS HIM

[clever tinsel]

no it's huge bert

[willow shoal]

The first 2 lines have nothing to do with printing dialogue. They’re just requirements for the entire program to work

[crystal reef]

Roblox has been going downhill for a long time now

[orchid kraken]

Im about to ping hubert

[clever tinsel]

he was here like 5 minutes ago

[orchid kraken]

Banned in turkey cuz
Dating

[clever tinsel]

you missed him

ping him and suffer death

[orchid kraken]

I saw him

[crystal reef]

You'll get the
!warn 692042633169862756 pinging inactive directors
Treatment

[crystal reef]

xD

[orchid kraken]

If i was the nox from 2022-23 i would defo do it

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-screenshot-jarvis-screenshot-and-crop-out-of-context-crop-cropped-gif-26975564

[orchid kraken]

WAITER, WAITER!! ONE False allegations PLEASE

[crystal reef]

Real @abstract coral you really know about these ones

[abstract coral]

[orchid kraken]

Yeah i heard some shit between fate and

Ikonic?

Or

[crystal reef]

Am I wrong tho

[orchid kraken]

Who was other

[abstract coral]

grip

[tame hollow]

Let me just ping hubert

[crystal reef]

Nah ikonic is chill

[orchid kraken]

Do(ont) do it

[abstract coral]

[orchid kraken]

Havent heard about grip for a while

Havent seen his vids on tiktok

[tame hollow]

@steep summit i love you nohomo

[crystal reef]

You don't want to🙏

[crystal reef]

💀

[tame hollow]

Hubert and I are cool

I still plan to drive by and hang out

I'll bring him a record for his player

[abstract coral]

when is the capybara coming back...

[orchid kraken]

Only thing that warms my heart deeply is when u join server and someone asks me who's the animation going, someone asked today and i loved it

[abstract coral]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-27408090

[tame hollow]

Who's the animation going?

Who?

[orchid kraken]

How's*

My bad

[crystal reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/976987347843420190/1041711735586963527/RDT_20221108_0928358508393741770941591-1.gif

[tame hollow]

Monke

[abstract coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270067576185028763/1280994719874289714/caption.gif

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/976987347843420190/1041711735586963527/RDT_20221108_0928358508393741770941591-1.gif

[abstract coral]

hawk tuah so funny

😂

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tony-stark-tony-stark-meme-iron-man-meme-gif-25013071

[orchid kraken]

They already reached scp sl

[abstract coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1096816863536762900/1280347329144033312/togif.gif

[tame hollow]

All good g

[crystal reef]

I'm spreading the monkey

[abstract coral]

monkey pox?

[crystal reef]

💀

[abstract coral]

are you spreading monkey pox @crystal reef

[crystal reef]

Monkey gifs

[clever tinsel]

@tame hollow i hear this guy is bad at cooking btw guys

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-anguish-despair-gif-13915908866750092639

[clever tinsel]

also bad at ess see pee ess ell

[junior jasper]

helo

[abstract coral]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-cat-ears-maid-anime-gif-9066676

[tame hollow]

dies to me like 5 times in a row

[clever tinsel]

yeah but did you 1v20 the MTF on like 4 different occasions in a fair and balanced fight?

didn't think so

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donald-trump-mugshot-trump-mugshot-speech-bubble-gif-4562110532404979799

[tame hollow]

"fair and balanced"
10000 HP, 5 cola, no health drain
Logicer with fuckton of ammo

[clever tinsel]

plus, you never even 1v1'd me, someone always shot me

[clever tinsel]

fair and balanced

[gusty fractal]

Are they gonna fix the bug where micro sound just stops

so you cant hear micro and micro becomes silenced

[crystal reef]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 20 minutes, 35 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[crystal reef]

Dam

[tame hollow]

!rep @sonic musk

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sonic musk a reputation point!

[crystal reef]

Report it to QA

[abstract coral]

!rep @abstract coral

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[crystal reef]

Give to me trust

[gusty fractal]

wheres qa

[abstract coral]

!rep @crystal reef

[snow umbra]

You have just given @crystal reef a reputation point!

[abstract coral]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 59 minutes, 54 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[abstract coral]

how do i check my rep

[crystal reef]

[crystal reef]

!leaderboard

[cloud holly]

I am going to scream

[crystal reef]

In commands

Pretty sure

[crystal reef]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/933082787706183710

[abstract coral]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-i'm-the-peak-of-human-evolution-gif-13271673310816330191

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-wearing-crocs-gif-1831068075687129857

[frail talon]

ey

[steel sequoia]

What da hel

[chilly vault]

the noble king rides upon his steed...

[steel sequoia]

When are the devs gonna make a new shotgun

For the Nine Tailed fox

[orchid kraken]

Imagine spas 12

[crystal reef]

Lmao

[prime vigil]

cringe bio + blatantly kooky avatar in a bad way

yeah that checks out

[clever tinsel]

give 4000 dollar to mikel

[astral ibex]

I didnt even realize people used bios on Roblox

huh

[crystal reef]

There's bios on Roblox?

[chrome swallow]

how to learn to aim (no hate speech pls, just some tips prob)

[rough wing]

Sorosoro romansu

[crystal reef]

Play death match server , get a good build on your weapon

Play a lot

[gaunt talon]

Death match servers are inactive most of time

[crystal reef]

Depends of the server

[orchid kraken]

Hop on 1v1 feet simulator

[crystal reef]

💀

[chrome swallow]

thanks

[crystal reef]

Np

[chrome swallow]

what servers are active?

[crystal reef]

I recommend aftermath rendition or eternal

Rendition UK / us servers

Eternal Spanish server

Or in Germany I forgot

[astral ibex]

Which region do you play in?

[chrome swallow]

russia

[astral ibex]

Hmm sorry I don't know any active Russian servers.
Best you can do is filter for servers that have players and aren't full

[steel sequoia]

I wish we had more guns in SCP:SL

[pearl anvil]

For what?

Where would you add in a gun

i can only see one spot where you could add another gun without it feeling unnecessary

[chrome swallow]

i just need an active server, where 8000 hours players will not spoil the training

[crystal reef]

xD then neither the ones I told you , owner of aftermath has around +7k hours and ppl with 2 - 3 k hours play on eternal

[somber raptor]

Today i learned chat moferation in CS2 actually exists

[somber raptor]

Barely but it does

[crystal reef]

Moferation

[clever tinsel]

iunno i never touched that horrible horrible game i just use gifs man

i think playing roblox should be a fireable offence

[fallow kite]

What's max username length in the player list on a server

[clever tinsel]

whatever steam's max is

like 32 or something? unsure

[fallow kite]

no

I wouldn't be asking if it was

[clever tinsel]

unless you mean nicknames

[fallow kite]

no just

how much of the username is shown in the player list

[crystal reef]

Everything

[fallow kite]

I made a long username and it cut out not even halfway

[clever tinsel]

it's all shown

[fallow kite]

can servers configure that

[clever tinsel]

unless you did something weird

[crystal reef]

If they change your name an * pops right next to your name

[clever tinsel]

either you did something funky to your user or you're playing on a funky server
are you using characters that are like a metre long?

[fallow kite]

as in configure how much of your name is shown

[fallow kite]

no

[clever tinsel]

show image

[fallow kite]

just a long username

one moment

[crystal reef]

No embedded

Do it in media

[fallow kite]

the server uses nicknames for character names for alive players

and my actual name was shown in parentheses at the end

[clever tinsel]

oh then that'll be why

[fallow kite]

maybe that's why it cut out after

but no, it wasn't my nickname

it was showing my actual name, there was no * at the end

[clever tinsel]

if they use nicknames there should be

[rough wing]

When I switch to linux I'm gonna complain here that SL can't be played with proton for zero reason

[clever tinsel]

(just, that might have gotten cut out too?)

[rough wing]

(But I'll be dual booting so I can still play SL)

[crystal reef]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/727450170962346058 send a photo of what you mean

[crystal reef]

That'll be pretty weird

[fallow kite]

moment

[fallow kite]

@crystal reef probably because I use cyrillic characters so each individual character might "weigh" more

[crystal reef]

Sometimes Russian characters mess with steam and other apps

[fallow kite]

I figured

[tame hollow]

@orchid kraken i make you responsible if mcdonalds fucks up my order again

[orchid kraken]

i quit it

[tame hollow]

How come

[orchid kraken]

aint no way im staying at job where my chef is half brain dead

i told him i cant stay more than 3pm because my school starts 5pm, and he just puts me at 6pm

[tame hollow]

W take of yours to quit

[orchid kraken]

half of personnel were brain dead anyway

[rocky adder]

Gamers urgent

Heads or tails

[somber raptor]

Heads

[rocky adder]

You got it boss

[somber raptor]

Because that's where you should aim in CS2

[rocky adder]

FUCK

it was wrong

[solar glacier]

Haha

[trim pond]

@gilded timber can you ban me in the discord server? thx

[crystal reef]

💀

[sleek estuary]

what

[rocky adder]

???

[sleek estuary]

@gilded timber hey can you ban me as well

[solar glacier]

Red I think you can’t get banned for no reason

[tardy walrus]

ban denty please

[trim pond]

we should all get banned

[trim pond]

i said very mean thing

[solar glacier]

Now I’m not saying do something ban able cause then I’d get in trouble

[trim pond]

how about that?

[solar glacier]

Depends

They normally kick or mute

Not all out ban

Or warn

[trim pond]

:(

but i want to get banned

[gilded timber]

I'll pass thanks