#general-chat
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poop
💩
If Keanu ran for president, would you vote for him
It should be apart of 914's outputs to make it more random
Fuck

Living up to your name I see
I don't care if it's better, I like the look of the P90
p90 also not use 9 mm
Don't care, give me my Stargate gun
Don't care, funny sci-fi gun
why is it sci fi
Because it's funny
why?
Just is
i dont get it
Don't need to
ok
This is a weapon of terror, it's meant to intimidate your enemy.
And this is a weapon of war, it's meant to kill your enemy.
The P90 is one of the goofiest weapons to ever be made
See he gets it
It's a nightmare up close, which is exactly what it was defined for.
I mean in its design
If you can, please re-add the P90 in someway
no
You're taking just a bit of mass from a 7.62 round and fitting it into a submachine gun.
So yeah, it looks different?
The magazine and feed system though
No wait, that's 5, not 7. Sorry.
Anyway, shutting up before I get called out for blathering.
The feed system of the P90 is unique
silly goose
In the way that a bullpup is unique
Teehee :3
There's a Belgian rifle with a similar feed mechanism, top-loading with helical feed. You have to wind it up like a clock while reloading it.
im not a fan of all these references i dont get that you're making
you better cut that out
go go gadget concealed carry
ANYWAY, I have a reputation of blathering here... which is mostly because I'm one of the very few who can touch-type. So, shutting up for a while so I don't dominate the conversation from smartphone-using touch-typers.
I ain’t readin allat
Good luck with signing unread contracts, bub.
Press ❌ to skip dialogue options
OK... if I'm the only grown-up here, then I need to step away right now.
Your ass is not an adult
I had some redneck sending me death-threats because I happened to read the same comic as her daughter.
Same with any other autistic person, choom.
wat
What does that have to do with literally any part of the conversation beforehand
Also what?
they are schizophrenic, just ignore them :)
Hey look it’s tech support
hi
There’s a bug where I keep getting 079 
That's what your kind says about EVERY autistic person.
simply uninstall the game
ez
“Your kind”
scuse me?
Neurotypicals?
You just say very strange stuff from out of nowhere.
fr
Ok for one: shut up
genuinely schizophrenic
People are gonna question it.
Right, because I'm autistic and have PTSD, sorry I try to not be so weird.
Secondly we’re saying this bc your saying weird shit out of goddamn nowhere
i am very confused
Stop trying to make yourself the victim
I feel like a misunderstanding took place here
OK: You call me out on being weird.
I explain why I'm weird.
Then you say that I'm playing the victim.
maybe you shouldn't be on discord
You sound like my boomer parents.
You tried to say someone calling you schizophrenic was being ableist
at least not here, because it really seems like you ain't even here for the game, just for random stuff
I’m here to steal memes :3
My condition is often mistaken for schizophrenia, which I resent. You accused me of being schizophrenic, so I resent you.,
twas a joke
Pretty simple.
THIEF!
lmao
I didn’t do shit what are you on about
calling someone scizho is a very common joke
That was Dent
This is the reason we say you’re schizophrenic
You literally can’t remember who said what
Anyway
Noooo not spung bop :(
cant lie
Since you probably still live with your parents and you're likely to whine about how mean I'm being... agreed.
Why did he eat it.
I would eat that too
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Really? Just like that.
thats pretty funny to say
this is a discord server for a game
I'm 45 and play this game.
a game where a lot of people play that are not 18
wth
Sure you are
So I'm the exception, not the rule.
yappatron neo
well, saying this is pretty much saying nothing, because most of the people here are kids and not adults
Go outside
I don't have any, I'm transgender. CAnnot beget.
Do something
A lot of us are young, we're bound to say very moronic words.
Best not to continue this
Yep.
yes
Ok guys no more bullying
Yeah, y'all are reminding me why you're not allowed to vote yet. You're still sociopaths.
erm what
okay random politics
🤫

im gonna throw cinder blocks
I mean like, clinically. Most minors are psychotic.
does anyone here know avalonia UI
nope
im losing my fucking mind trying to use configfactory
I want my image perms 
None of you ever played Night in the Woods, right>?
whats that
just work 
No dark theme for you
white theme
“My dad taught me how to throw knives to make me less gay. Now I know how to suck dick and throw knives”
-A character from that game

cuz you have to restart the app everytime
Yep. Gregg RULZ OK
Except, since I'm around people under 18 (and have people literally threatening to kill me because I read Lackadaisy) I cannot endorse that.
bro why do you keep waving around your age like its something you're proud of?
yeah, its kinda getting weird
Where did you come from
What bush did you pop out of
a womb
I'm mostly asking for confirmation that I'm the only one in my age group, here.
Ok
Could you not
Like literally, am I the only grown-up here?
like again, brought up something completely random and unrelated. I dont understand how death threats and age has to do with anything 😭
I would ping Hubert but I like having the privilege to speak
It doesn't matter
someone keep a tally on how many times this person references their age
thats crazy
anyways
Hello chat
Who's hubert?
Secure contain protect secret laboratory
Hai
Bruh 💀
anyone played pressure on roblox
I know that's the DM from Goblins comic.
honestly its more fun than doors

ive played scp sl
Played? Yes
CEO and Founder of Northwood Studios
FISH MAN :DDD
I literally only played it for the minigame thing 😭
Am I in trouble?
probs not
I played it cause my boyfriend forced me to and then became addicted to it
GUYS, I'M SORRY THAT I'M MENTALLY DISABLED. I TRY NOT TO BE.
Shush
Please stop mentioning it, we understand you have medical conditions.
Thank you adminge
You don't have to keep bringing it up every few minutes.
the comedy is good as well
If you piss him off enough he pistol whips you
The fish man
I dislike the fish man
Alright so
I’ll be more specific
Death Angel gotta be fun
If you do it again he shoots you in the face

But people keep making fun of me for being developmentally delayed and childish!
But.... OK.
Fuck the wall creatures
I hate the wall creatures
Also the amount of times I’ve died to the pink bitch
I know you're frustrated but that's just how it is.
I literally had to play therapist for someone like 6 hours ago
^ Basically what Dino said
I love being forced to help depressed people because I care about human life (I’m dying mentally)

Dw, I do that too


This man, “
” him
SteamSad
:SteamMildlyAnnoyed:
Needa reset after what happened
I usually always end up the friend therapist, though I don't mind it.
I would post a funny picture but no image perms 
Ya halfway there already
Oh it’s only level 10?
Yes
It's in the chat description of top of the screen
I do that already
I’m too lazy to look :3
😭
F
chat how do i actually get good at the game (i have no idea what im doing)
Good question
you dont
Watch some tutorials
You keep playing the game, then you starts to learn more, the mechanics and stuff
1.2k hours in and im still dogshit
Lmao
i have 19 hours in of my teammates screaming at me
One moment, there was a tutorial command im pretty sure, 1 sec
Just like me fr
prime sl experience
!guide
Here you will find the most premium SCP SL content and more!
I usually upload every 1-2 weeks but that depends on how much school violates me
If you have any questions whatsoever feel free to ping me in my discord server, link's below.
Anyways thanks for checking my channel out, it means a lot.
Have a awesome day!
2.8K hours in and and still dogshit
@candid gull might lack some fine details, but covers most of the basics.
Woa
For the very fine details, you'll get that from experience
isnt that just luck
It's not all luck
^
sometimes luck can play a factor
like map generation and item spawns
but for the most part everything can be in control
There are RNG elements but in the end of the day it's up to you to use that to your advantage

heat seeking missile
Hello chat I’m back
Greetings
i remember when there was no bounce ball. it was a dark time 
APHEFSDS

the great depression
It is the jamie
You happen to play the original Legend of Zelda? NES? Freaking wall master...
it was a messed up world before Great King Bounce
i do miss old sl tho
I think it's cool
i really like the new chaos one
fond memories of playing the game on a shitty laptop just before megapatch 2 came out
new mtf is my favourite
guh!??
diving gear man
same 🔥
they look so alienated
school laptop
its awesome
reminds me of the combine from half life 2
heh
people hate on it for that but i kinda like it
playing on low render mode so it looked like a roblox game, just so i could run it at 30fps 💀
i hope theres different designs for each one tho
new mtf is inspired by csgo sas
MTF? Like Mobile Task Force?
Yep
i agree
What
oldest screenshot I have
Peak Graphics
never played the SCP mobile game, just might be someone who was there when the setting was founded and have loved it ever since
can we go back to this scp sl
i miss the stars
oldest photo i have is amazing. ima try find it and put it in media because no media perms here :(
!scpslclassic
wth is this 😭
How does 939's gas still work if the new NTF have full-on gasmasks?
God himself
cool Forehead
"The server age requirement is 16"
Actual SCP server already sounding better... no offense.
ima bulk post images instead of posting one by one
wait What
this server????
oh
I mean... writers game and gamers write, but... y'know.
isnt it the same for the wiki
why Peanut look like a 2d image
THE LOCKER IN ENTRANCE ZONE
He's got that Wide Putin vibe going
Song for Denise starts playing
how does he do the walk
@wind pagoda
when day breaks ass picture
Cheese
maybe the amnestics are able to get through the filter because anomaly
They don't tend to like talking to their fans. Or people who want to learn to write like them.
But, I keep trying.
the community a little grumpy and some of the moderators are a little corrupt in my opinion
also is the new 939 design based on their evolution with the weird half human head thing
This is to host a server
Oh yeah, the Night in the Woods reference: It was because I identify with Mae. Not an adult yet, not a kid anymore.
Anyway.... sorry.
Not to play the game
@abstract coral bald 
bald
I was talking about the page for peope who write/are interested in writing for SCP wiki.
fate why are you bald
Unhappy
Hypno toad? But that's a froggy.
Oh, fair enough. Haven't wrote something there in ages.
Draco is more bald tbh

draco eats pizzas like a toddler
doesnt even eat the crust either
Wait let me find a video
Throw a brick at them
@gentle barn hold still
Somebody hold him down
🧱

Oh wait I recognize them now
Nvm
Throw the brick at Auro instead
Make them shorter
💀
auro would dodge cause of that.
Drop it directly on them then
so like would you rather be a frog, toad, or a tortoise
Toad
you picked the correct answer
if Pi ck frog or Toar Toise im Go eat u......... 🍽️
!suggestions
Lmaoooo
what happened to really fast buggy scp (372)
Do we all agree? SCP Rp has the most toxic players in the genre?
Left behind in CB. Has no role in SL
did it escape in sl
Was never in SL
GR-18 was never canonically used to contain 372
oh
ok that explains a lot
372 was a dumb feature in scp cb so it makes sense (and adds Nothing..... NOTHING!!!!!!!!!)
Just let's say he managed to escape in the containment breach
NW replace gr18, pt, wc, and that one office room in lcz and my life is yours
372 is there to try make you jump at the worst timing.
ye but it fails at that in CB
That game is older than you whatchu expect
that one mannequin scp would do the job better
OK it's not older than me but alr
Sure but pretty old game they ain't overhauling the game
not saying they should you silly goose
lowkey just annoying
it kinda moved my camera whenever it spawned for me
they shoot you
Like in the first warning
d class are ordered to be killed during CB's
It's just to lure you
The game is fuckin good
KOS is lore accurate 
trolls.........
do not Feed into the trolls........... 
The same line that says to shoot them also says "unless deemed unnecessary by on site security"
nah, kos is lore accurate
Generally speaking. I imagine the Foundation isn't gonna waste time shooting the Class D who stayed in their cell
They just close the door and gas it
good idea
add this so people stop hiding in d class cells
Why bother doing that?
Just lock them in their cells
Seems like a waste to kill them as now you have to get new Class D
Its a joke
I have hired this fish to give you a smooch
!rename @solar glacier weirdojyuri
Done.
Know what made me upsetty-spaghetti?
Being accused of trolling when I wasn't trying to.
I apologize for my reaction.
Auro getting some rest for once
Something's wrong with my isaac
I finally figured it out 
Niceee
hello den y
hi
well i think my computer had a stroke for the 9th time
oh yeah 45% utilization on my cpu with only discord open
i am fucked
oh nvm its back to 2%
✅
Dogshit processor?
no it hates itself sometimes
which i guess means yes

Guys, I've compared the Russian dubbing and the original of the nightmare before Christmas. My God, the Russian dubbing is 100 times better. No, well, maybe I got the wrong English version, but Russian voices sound much better.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3olD4vgKoxU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JpUevK17OD0
?
Isaac and his Evangelion
??
thats my boy

What is that?
ban this guy for pregnant man react
you dont know guh?
Isaac and his mther lived alone in a small house on a hill
wym
been 0 players for a few days
nuh uh
did school really hit that hard
Nope
its been really active actually
today was bad tho
like max 30 for a bit
but yesterday and before that almost both servers were full
Heard that it was kinda dark or something
OK, so I thought I was in trouble because my elbow went into my dad's 4K TV. My leg gave out at the wrong moment.
There were streaks coming down the screen where I made contact, right?
you should give me perms to type in #critical and #staff-announcement
So, my intuition led me to just wash the screen around the screen... guess what?
i didnt say that
!wran @fallow kite identifes as a lemon
@fallow kite has wranned a.guy.disguised Reason: identifes as a lemon
Anyway, if anyone else has a whoopsie-diddle around a 4k TV, maybe try taking a microfiber cloth to the area around where you made impact. Could work, as long as the screen ain't cracked.
!wran
🌱
🪴
Dude my dumb ass just released the SCP sl maps are random lol
man the new chaos model looks sick
looks like old WW2 german style
though it may not match the SCP vibe, it has infinitesmal drip on each pixel
MTF just looks like combine
and the security guards look like mall cops bro
and CDs look like they started eating like nikocado avocado
and the scientists look like SCP foundation recruited them from the retirement home
looked something the Russians in WW1 would wear
because of the gas attacks
true
Attack of the dead men? WW1?
Fr
scp 173 rework - user chooses when to move
Going harder than that is... difficult.
Pepol!
SCP-173 rework, user can spit their shit on opponent's eyes to blind them for 10 seconds
works with an AoE effect
ok
ok
SCP-106 rework, can kick players in the nuts to give everyone else who is nearby traumatized, like this:
femur breaker to balls breaker
actually kicking the nuts would probably something 106 could do irl
given he loves torturing and screams of pain
WHAT🤧 After all we have together, you'd still trow a brick at me

like a less than 2 hour interaction
Its
Still
An
Interaction
Domt make me pull out the Mug..
What if i told you...
We had a team
The four Mugs combined
Holy triangle
Square*
rectangle
Arrested for murdering someone 
Arrested for eating someone 
nah the class d created a lot of drugs and got hundreds kills in czechia
thats jan kalous' story
High
🇨🇿🔥
Ain't got a dog in this fight. I'm American, which means that my nation became best friends with its mother nation, after fighting a war to get them to back off. Like, Queen Liz II was shocked at how warmly we received her.
you can watch this
Had a dust devil push my vehicle around today. I'm in Spokane, but natively from the American Southwest. Those belong in Albuquerque, NM. Not Eastern Washington.
But climate change is just a myth. Right?

Not to flex but
Holy shit my pants is tearing my apart, it literally stuck to my wound now im like stuck to this pants
CRYSIS 2 REFERENCE???
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You're blocked, had to click "unblock messages" to see your crap.
Just so you know.
why r u so mad at this guy for no reason 😭
i called her "the yapper"
she wrote entire paragraph of sum i dont remember and i called her "the yapper"
He said "omg teh blaterer bak" or something.
i never said that bro
youre delusional
Keep that to yourself
You said it like, a week ago. Hold on; I'm on PC. I'll scroll up.
Climate change is unfortunately real, the Black Sea region has been getting less and less snow every year
I'm not saying I love snow, but I kinda miss the days when I would wake up with snow covering everywhere
holy moly
Not that I will be there to see it this year anyways
I would just use blender because great sampling algorithms just make animations really smooth
Oh my god no
Do you know how much this guy is tormented by "just use blender"
I was a blender master but I have several brain damage and stupid and forgot it all
I had blender 2 now we have blender 4 and everything changed
im just too comfortable with sfm
switching to blender suddenly would give me brain cancer
I have a full body tracking rig for VR that can be used in blender
lucky ass
i just wish i had this thing to track movement and port it to sfm
We thought you'd enjoy this CS:GO - Making the Short movie. And if you haven't seen that video (official trailer), watch that too.
Special thanks to-
Technical Advisor: Praetor Defense
Symphony: Northwest Sinfonia recorded at St. Thomas Chapel, Bastyr University.
like at 0:45
grear
BEER?
Hello!
Hello!
goodbye
most of us here have to animate walking or shooting by themselves
sfm kind of has build in sequences but they look VERY cheap
You're talking an awful lot for a person who likes to call others out for typing so much.
Of course, you're talking about stuff that actually matters.... not just BSing.
OK, that's kind of cool. I'm sure the context should be insulting, but I can't hate it.
OK, now I'm seeing William J. Blazkowicz an awful lot.
thats not blaz thats Steve
Nathan you're american there's no exceptions
AYE I'M LEVEL 10
❌
Maid
Prove it
jien mhux amerikan ja bassa
am stands for a maid

Okay bro
Is this real
inti vera?
Oh fuck it's almost 2025
ja man dat snap ik toch niet
The time is flying
Wat moet ik daar nou mee
desktop and web
That's german mixed with Russian with englisch
That's me fr
iwa ta, l-ewropa uwa il-verrita
HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL
show them the large shell
Send us feet pics
From where is that
large shell
Not clicking it
Morocco
!stab @tame pendant 1m weirdo
Boowom0
lol!!!!
matee39#0 has been muted in this server for 1 minute.
Sad
Drip monkey
!wran @eager wadi fair
@tame pendant has wranned dj_nathan_ Reason: fair
Woah
Harverdsson
wya think scp gonna win?
no way 2 scps are winning against 4 captains
depends
How did they get 4 captains
I think that's chaos theory
i got scared
How lmao
are you really lmaoing rn tho
@hoary nexus shell
Shell
English only!!
!maid
lolz
@meager slate it's time to sweep the floors!

nop
its over bro
wheres the command
meh
!maid
Oh @meager slate , It's time to clean the floors.
FUCK
there
always has been
ʖᒷ ᑑ⚍╎ᒷℸ ̣ , u ᔑ∷ᒷ ᓭ⍑𝙹∷ℸ ̣
ban
ban this man
Why are you speaking enchanting table
translate it
hehe, still worth
Bro joined the alien team 🙏🙏🙏🙏
💀
Tf
Naku sending cryptic message to Auro:
Don't ask me lmao
WHAT THE FUCK
Bro got destroyed
I feel bad for the cat 😺
@meager slate look!!!!
XD
!maid
💀
!leak
No way
!wran @hazy notch abusing his powers
@tame pendant has wranned nakumotte Reason: abusing his powers
that is not?
How xD
Literally everyone can do it
anyone can use it
The question is.. not how. Why
!leak
You guys are ruining the joke ):
Only joke I see is that you like to @ people for !wran with almost 0 purpose
😔
which tbh isn't even a joke lol
!wran @rancid dome almost zero purpose
@gilded timber has wranned noemi_ Reason: almost zero purpose
mf
You don't have to laugh, if it bothers you just block it, it's not a big deal.
That's what i call a fucking humor 
xD
I am delisting your server
Staff fight, staff fight, staff fight
How dare u
Kill people
How dare me? no .. HOW DARE YOU?
Moin

dw, I'm not gonna kill ya

I want everyone here to be shot IMMEDIATELY
I'm looking thru my kill list rn, and it's not a whole lot
Hmmmmm if you could send me a turbine engine for my M1
Bet
I could use the APFSDS rounds I have laying around

Hi
kill list is crazy
helo pepul
A statue of me shall be made
!rep @gentle barn
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For the bald one
!rep @meager slate Cleaning floors
Member "@meager slate Cleaning floors" not found.
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You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!
Whats good
Nothing much , you stream today right?
hai
hiya :3
Fired
Well, it will be chaos as always
Lol
hruu
Or just everyone roasting me
Haha
Hubert copy cat
Why am i just draco now
good good
I was Dracoslowpoketyper
Demotion
Mmm
you are great!
Im young sheldon, and apparently some other guy from the big bang theory
Wolobitz
what does that mean? XD
They mean i look like young sheldon
a
b
C
no chain for you

Give trust
(don't think you can cus I already had nitro)
yeah i can't
can I have 🥺
hello guys is there any good optimalization typ?
lmao
becous like having 400 hours on it while whole time being happy that i have atleast 25+ fps on it and new update will eat my pc 😭
it wont
new update is gonna improve performance actually
new update will be better optimized
new heavy has like 7x less polygons or smth
so do the human models
not exactly 7x for the human models actually but they are better optimized
oh happy to hear that :D
you will get 2 more fps
trust me when im running closely to 30 then its a lot
but surface will now be -60 fps
when you have 10 fps 2 extra frames feels like a lot
if i can get a stable 35-40 i’ll be happy believe me
Your pfp gave me a good giggle
so guys isn't pineapple pizza actually a pie? pie consists of dough and fruit and pineapple pizza also consists of dough and fruit
pie doesn’t have to be a fruit dumbass
pie is baked a pizza is cooked. read a book.
nuh uh im illiterate 
kill hammer now
pizzaria
yes
its matching with Jessie Dash
Bro really stalking northwood
You're stalking John Northwood
hi bobby northwood, hows mrs northwood?
im sorry to hear
never gonna be seen again
i hope she recovers swiftly
reading this server is better than doing crack
wait cant post that one
cant post what
dw i alr saved it
don’t post it nathan gets mad
ynow he has logs right 
Who edited this
Horrendously down bad
What SL does to a man
hello
it was the average #scp-discussion message
Guts and black powder lookin
why use drugs when you can use your brain and imagine it
how did that work
THAT GUY SUCKS ASS AT THE GAME
HOW
DİD HE NOT HİT YOU
fr
didn't even hit me once
the Negev is the right weapon for you then
how do you even play fucking scp sl then
the gun have worse recoil then cs
- absolutely 0 recoil
- absolutely 0 spread if you stand still
- 800 rounds per minute
- 150 rounds magazine + 300 rounds in reserve
- strategy: crouch and hold mouse 1
thats genius
Which class do you main
I should make CS2 weapon slander
soldier and scout
they are the most fun to play tbh



