#general-chat
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Welcome orange name
fr
auro or kmart havoc is new
I'm new here, say hi!
what do you mean
👏
You're stuck in 2020
I've been here for 6 years if we dont count when i left
I am kidding
kmart
kmart havoc
u guys australian?
no im worse
Yes!
im a british person that can pronounce the letter t
Its just the way it is
I've been here since idk but long
surprising honestly
I'm not- I'm just the messenger
The time on profile is false

no
KILL HIM
womp womp
I disagree with that whole-hearty as a american
cut his head off
fuck america
somehow america runs the world
Game with gore when community posts blood
bc we got all the rich people
sadly
more than that
also we already know you are a troll m3
alr bro
Fun fact: in Italy it was once illegal to give out cash prizes for unauthorized contests classified as 'gambling' (this included quiz shows)
So TV broadcasters started giving out prizes with gold coins instead.
To this day, TV show prizes are still given out in gold coins even though that law was removed
@stone delta
A maidsenger
ye anyway do u use glazed donuts per garden or kmph
Imagine making gambling illegal
Thats so unclassical behavior
Unauthorized gambling
I am a stem person dude.
IF ITS GAMBLING ITS LGELA
what do you think dumbass
glazed donuts per garden?
Casinos are legal if you get authorization
I make the authorization, not government
in japan when giving out cash prizes was illegal when gambling, casinos would just give you stuff and have a pawn shop right next door that you can sell it
the aperture science military android entertainment system
is that a bannable offense
Short term ASMAES
if seabunnies arent food
And to this day they still give out tv show prizes with gold coins
u can always block me
I rather not deal with you
Mutable
why do they exist
dude imma go there and be the richest pirate ever
those dabloons are mine
On top is a Gold Coin made by RAI, on the bottom a gold coin made by Mediaset
Gold coin of IRA
Nop
@meager slate opinion on @tough tapir
A maidsenger
Yet to spend it you still need to convert it to cash by selling it 😂
already on the list
Maiden all the way
so literally the same system that japan has lmao
@meager slate opinion on new members
Also, obviously, if you win a 100,000€ prize you ain't gonna get 100,000€ because there's 22% VAT on the prize
Yes you are
I am krilling them then
A maiden
this
I don't have an opinion on people I don't really know yet
you
ya
Also if you take the lump sum immediately they usually deduct from that as well
!maid2
Opinion on nw and diacord staff
sad
!wran @untold wyvern being silly
Did you think you could use gold coins at the grocery store or sum?
@orchid kraken has wranned sillinesswins Reason: being silly
As opposed to having the win paid to you over time
Wdym?
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
!maid2
Nah
Like what u think about the discord staff and NW staff
Oh @tough tapir, It's time to clean the floors.
Nah not here but they will still deduct 22% Value Added Tax plus the money it cost them to make the coins
Your time to shine
Those two can be the same if someone is old enough
? did u not read what i said here #general-chat message
I can't believe it
I am part of both of those groups so Idk
The moment i left my house it started rainijg
Hi Bullet!!
what if instead of bullet it was grenade
one of the shortest members as well
Yeah but like did u actually think u could use gold coins to buy shit?
Hello whimza, feedback supervisor
for both groups
explain
huh
lover
I knew it
no, im saying they both had gotten prizes they had to convert to actual money
It’s too early man
you're telling me, i went to bed at 10 and woke up at 4
also literally one of my names was Cyan is Worse than Satan
right by there
you cannot hide this auro
Sometime around 2 and woke up at like 6
that is from nathan
uh huh
I called him a brony
thats rough buddy
TheBronyOne26
Even more rough since my class isn’t until 11
i have to take an online exam in like 30 minutes
thank god no cameras though
too bad kinro lost the game
Elfro is so real
too bad it doesnt show femvoc
anymore
¯_(ツ)_/¯
you def was called that
I dont have proof of it anymore
but you def was
stop lying
1 of the nicknames
I am not
Fake
I was called auro in 2022
femvoc
You are glazing
no you wont
real
back in like 2021/2022/2023
Donuts?
stop gaslighting me
doinkey booboo caca polar bear eating 209 story building because its apple is pregnant with 16 giraffes
you're gaslighting yourself
you are a liar
donu
Gaslighting isn't nice Mauru
So you are Mauro
Mauro!
Not Mauro
S
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
sweep sweep
do that as well ancient
Kill you
we already on the list mauro
that reminds me
post it again
I want to see if I went up
a rank
sad
i will not say it again
i wanna be #1
Nop
damn you
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
!wran @untold wyvern you're maid.
@tame pendant has wranned sillinesswins Reason: you're maid.
@untold wyvern has wranned matee39 Reason: fuck you
I'm a minor
not in that way
wtf
man
Never said fuck off. He said fuck you
You deserve the death sentence
no fuck you
me?
You too
Yesn
auro you stink
awesome
Who are you again,
an orange name

Hello auro
who is he again
Hi
@untold wyvern who am i
imagine saying hi to auro
real and true…
how is your day today btw auro
Hello everynyan
Dude I literally saw an e girl playing SCP SL in Instagram);
Like feet pics but you see the monitor aswell she had like Roblox and SCP SL
you clearly were
😖
Holy it’s auro
@faint otter
said that like he doesnt talk every day
Aye you're still there
Omg its auro
Omg it's the maid
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
it is alright auro
!maid
!rep @meager slate
You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!
Oh @meager slate , It's time to clean the floors.
We don't do that
making you a brit
that is not a debate
Please 🥺
it is not a command
!rep @rigid locust
You have just given @rigid locust a reputation point!
congrats
You come with me
no
Yes
God.. forgive me
it is your new life now
I don't want to see ginger breads ):
What if i pay you 2 robux
no
NOOOOOO 
you going to be made into a british
Okay gang
Mercy? Mate what's that
he has already become brit
mercy from the hit game overwatch?
no
mate you're from manni shut up
Good luck!
sorry I dont talk to brits.
Not my problem gang
I mained mercy
But now I prefer zenyatta
yeah im leaving now
I hear the wind or something
Cheers
the wind is really strong
I hear the wind just did a fail
My fucking god
!wran @cinder sapphire being a silly American
@tame pendant has wranned thetimelessone26 Reason: being a silly American
that wasnt a scream
🤓👆 "di wind is zii strong im dumb"
He can’t deny British citizenship forever, he will join the wonder oye United Kingdom
And drink tea with the rest of us
Yea
tea is nice wind
being british is a crime in america
So you hear me
true
Being you is crime in world
more static noise
Too bad that your ancestors were brits
being yaself is a crime in the whole world more like
hello
Bye
im good hbu
dont worry about the wind
Did bro really left
good
gregory
gregory?
mine now
Why should the cat mine
wikj
Bro's sadistic
Womp womp
Oh yeah actually
that is good
Unfortunately the dm for that campaign ended up being fake as fuck and I cut her off
ah
that sucks
I personally cannot relate
play it with my irl friends
even tho I know most people say not to
Well I did play with irl friends
Thing is that dm was still fake as fuck lol
yes
!vsr
Daily Spongdal
in a creepy voice, what is this naughty kitty doing here.....
i like the cat in your pfp i think
i think you like that cat idk im not sure
Let's get you married with it
It's September 5th so....
||Happy Birthday to Me! 🎂 🥳||
happy birthday
[insert gif that says: "Thank You"]
why does scp sl always ask to authenticate in game before requesting server list
thats a smart way
I mean it happens so much
security
Unhappy birthday bro !!!

Dont servers authenticate as well
the new avatar is ugly
too much white
Do I have to restart the game to fix it
lines
happy birthday
Old logo was bleak
or is there a command
add some color to it
"ar" in console
thanks
have the same problem, thanks! happy birthday bro!!

What the fuck
isnt his birthday in january
so simple i personally love the simple levels with no textures it just gives them a weird feeling
cp_orange at ít finest
that explains why it looks so familiar

i only need to wait for 14.0 to release so i can decompile models
and use them as in the level
oh that will be fire i can already see
its so unique as far as i know
i hope northwood didn't choose the location i used if they are even working on surface zone rn
bro just gave them idea
Stop yapping
master yapper
If he yapps 1 more time then I'm done
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
Should I buy Titanfall 2?
🤓
wazzaaaa
!moog
nighthunter is skibidi toilet movie real?
!mew
the minecraft movie is
i hate the minecraft movie teaser trailer
its so bad
how minecraft will look like in 2024!!!1!1!1!1!1
It's 4 euros as of now
que shitty royalty free music
The thing is my payment method is declining every second time i do it there's a limit
so is skibidi toilet movie real
perhaps the only complaint about the game is there are too many chinese tryhards
bruh
eh

i subbed to nitro and insted of giving me 3 months of free game pass
I'm gonna play the story mode firstly, in reddit I saw that they can compete with blackwood from the warface
they gave me diamond chess sub
lmao yes
The MIC against Blackwood
I mean they got seds
Fuck i meant imc*
depends what servers you play on
the chinese servers with the orange names are goated.
its worth playing
Power Outage :(
hii
add poop ghost / butt ghost to sl and add femur breaker but it breaks your balls
thank u
shimy shimy la
drake sallalalal drake salalalala
Which MF clicked at the same time
sadly i cant add reactions to messages
cuz one time
i added the pregnant man
emoji
to everyone
ohmygat
level 5
nvm it was on a diffrent sl server
Art manager
hey dont forget to rep hubert!
He loves mpreg emoji
!hubertrep
I already repped the man today
!hubertrep
tahts the spirit
when i see him in chat ill tell him to make mtf x class d mpreg art
am i allowed to ping him
!rep @agile vigil
You have just given @agile vigil a reputation point!
when 14.0
dear mikel
i really like the new mtf and class d models
all i ask for
is them kissing

😭
Good things come to those who wait, trust
update is.... SOOON
Update is Yesterday
update is... FAKE
update is never
update 2069
Update is cancelled nvm
update is..... GOATED
WTF
update is... maybe tomorrow
update is..... NEXT MONTH
NOOOO
puzzles
What about puzzles
mr puzzles
Oh ok
add poop ghost to sl
deimos
I am not taking that feedback
add 035 as a item in a random scp box it only makes you a scp and you lose 1 hp per second
what about ghost poop 
Nope
- I think that's not good implementation
- I have a personal distaste for 035
Go on.
feel like skeley already fills the role for 035 anyways lol
Honestly yea
pee ghost
server is not working
mine isnt either

might be a steam issue
try direct connecting
Nevermind mine is working now
this was probably just because its a private local server with online mode on
anyways
works fine now
haaaiii
eeeepy hbuuuu?
Wee woo wee woo
I'm fine thanks 😔
Scp 106 look kinda....
hear me out
My man looks tall, I mean he's probably taller than me and I don't know, there's something intoxicating that attracts me and he seems to have a good sense of humor.
I think many people can agree.
but i am not done.
Wow, just look at those sleek, glistening black textures! There’s something about the way its gooey form just drips off the body that screams mystique and untamed elegance. And the posture—what confidence! It’s like the creature knows it can command a room without uttering a word. The hollow eyes and the subtle grin, almost teasing, like it’s got secrets it’ll only share with you... It’s bold, it’s edgy, and honestly... it’s quite a vibe! 😏
brother
he will rot you
he will torture you
in his dungeon
I think i can fix him
add romance update
Nope
Where is the Northwood organization chart
Hello.
Exactly, she was and that's where I come in. To be honest. We need a SCP SL dating sim
Can anyone tell me or send a link
What?
have you seen SCP 106? how couldn't you agree?
I think if 106 had enough mind left in him to understand what you're saying he'd kill you
What do you think SCP-106 would do in a dating game?
Hello chat 😊👋
the point is to fix him
Hello
Do you think you can fix almost 6 years worth of continous trauma
Fr.

Specifically 5 years, 11 months, and 21 days
Wow.
After 6 months i guess
It's worth a try, i mean... have you seen his drip?
he perfect the way he is 🥰🥰
Bro outranks me now
I dunno man that drip just hides the trauma
Dog
there’s two commonly accepted backstories for SCP-106
You may be right... I'm leaving, I have to think about it. 😭
Again don't forget he's really still going for Anna you're gonna have to convince him to leave her
Yeah
😭
and the other backstory is like he was a WW1 Soldier
It’s okay I got that rizz
I still don’t know what 3001 is tho
Okay so
Basically
(I don’t read a lot of articles)
Imagine a wormhole between 2 worlds right
Ill let cassette explain it 
Now imagine, this wormhole is more of a bridge
And you fall off the bridge
Into what lies between worlds
That's what SCP-3001 technically is, but there's a lot of logs in it
Dr Scranton fell
In summary, what's between worlds? Nothing.
Makes sense.
I see
Things are different there, the hume levels are so incredibly low that time doesn't work the time
Barely anything works the same
You can lose 40% of your brain and still function like normal in there
Well as "normal" as it can be while you're losing your mind
unknown
I don't believe so
theres no scp canon he can do whatever he wants with him
Yeah unknown is the best way to put it
but anyways
I mean yeah
scp sl dating sim real?
Anyhow
if it aint real ill make my own
Dr. Scranton spent 5 years, 11 months, and 21 days in that space.
He tried to kill himself well over 100 times
You said time worked differently there
Lost his mind very early on
Does it move at a different speed?
Oh certainly, but he experienced it all the same
He didn’t perceive 5 years
Things like decay and whatnot are different
What did he perceive then
we have no idea how long it was for him
Oh my bad then
it was 5 years on earth
guys in my head canon 106 became 106 from getting too freaky on a friday night
ok
Imagine being trapped for 999 years, but in reality it was only a minute.
Ever heard of the tartarus engine
No
The only way he could see was from a single red light of an audio recording thing he managed to bring with him
also
On an unrelated note I’m assuming CB considers the ww1 version of 106 canon?
Short game by the guy who made buckshot roulette, basically with the concept of what gurumendy just said
omg yeah ik what ur talking about
Likely
Man I fuckin love the games Klubnika makes
3001 is a really cool SCP
What even was that story? Ww1 soldier meets some black goo or smth?
yes I suppose from the trenches part
i actually have never read it
I always forget, I was never a fan of it
I should probably read more articles
Well ive never considered all of them canon at one time
a real SCP foundation would probably have like 3000 SCPs at most
Main page articles (excluding neutralized or joke scps)
I just build personal canons lol
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
basically what i do
Some SCPs alone though need their own canon entirely
I stumbled across this article and I thought it was pretty funny
1730 comes to mind, kind of, seeing as it already comes from a parallel reality
in my head all the SCPs i like exist and all the ones that i don’t dont
at some point the new SCP's went from who can be scariest to who can increase the power scale sadly, there are still some good ones.
I like scp articles that don’t take themselves too seriously
Which is why I like scp 7047
Im gonna be honest, i think SCPs 1000-9000 are all pretty similar
i don’t feel like there really is a distinct difference between older and newer stuff
except the series 1 stuff
which tends to be a little worse
but still has some bangers
I think there’s still potential in every series
Well i am leaving, take care.
Every series probably has a banger
6969 started with me laughing and ended with me questioning
Each one will have at least a few that cater to a different audience
i don’t think that beyond SCP-1000, any series really stand out as being noticeably different
Hello im new in this game can someone teach me how to play this game?
press f1
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
Eh
I feel like series 2 and 3 can be linked
Here's some guide
There’s still that semblance of what people like to call the good ol days
the rest is pretty easy to figure out
or read the wiki if you really wanna know what’s going on
Thanks
Honestly yeah there’s like
This hate for new articles
i think some newer SCPs more often have the foundation act better than i think they would
key word some
Yep
Some people don’t seem to realize that the foundation aren’t just like
“The good guys”
i think before series 3 the foundation was always pretty morally grey
Onionman recommended an scp article about how the foundation acts
Mhm
I cannot remember the name
Damn
past that i see them written more as “the good guys”
only a little more
like maybe
10%
About a woman leaving the foundation and the foundation has to use more and more brutal tactics to get her to come back
How to send the correct verification message???
And I was somehow able to be aware of everything and work for a group of choice (would not happen lol)
All the way to poisoning her brother so she has to come back to make money for the treatment
I would maybe go with the foundation. I’d probably go with the wanderers library, which I know isn’t exactly a group, but still
Man
I yearn for things like basic fantasy aspects of life
The library has that and more
I know it’s a dangerous place but this is the type of shit I can’t think about too in depth or I genuinely get depressed over it lol
I FOUND IT
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
The article onionman recommended
Will give it a read later
Really appreciate articles with content warnings
I know it's scp and we should expect horrible shit but still, content warnings are very nice to have
it’s still just a website
The only issue I have with them is that you gotta be careful not to break the immersion
How to send the correct verification message???
Like you can have them but try to make them blend with the article a bit
i don’t think “you should expect bad shit” is a valid argument to not have one
How to send the correct verification message???
How to send the correct verification message???
How to send the correct verification message???
How to send the correct verification message???
How to send the correct verification message???
How to send the correct verification message???
How to send the correct verification message???
How to send the correct verification message???
How to send the correct verification message???
How to send the correct verification message???
fuck knows mate shut up
Guys I think this guy wants to be verified
we were talking about scp being spooky and shit and then i remembered what sl looks like
There's one on 6630, it's just in the little i symbol in the upper right
If I knew the proper stuff for this I'd help him out but I do not
I saw
its me
You send a mail to verification
bobby northwood

!rep @minor goblet
You need to wait 9 hours, 34 minutes, 42 seconds until you can give reputation again!
OH CMON


There's also accessibility, which I really like as well
!rep @rancid dome
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!rep @rocky adder
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Thank ya
!rep @minor goblet
You have just given @minor goblet a reputation point!

Bro...
I did this many times and with different IPs (static/dynamic)
Someone should give some rep to Hubert 
There is a command for that
It should state in the mail if something is incorrect
why is there a seed next to this guy
make the rep cooldown 10 seconds for me
you guys are gonna lose your mind at 096’s new chamber if this is interesting
Because I’m a seed
because there is
its better to not question it
@left chasm hi moss, hows ur today
!hubertrep

I know that fucking cat
wait does this work
ty, idk.
!rep @pearl anvil
You can't give a rep to yourself!
piss
How did you not know that
cute right?
What’s the point of rep

!pinghubert
Yeah
There's no point imo
@desert basin
at 100 rep hubert personally gives you £1000
!hubertping
the rep system is very important
@brave pollen
which scp was about that poor researcher that kept dying over and over again by a scp?
We can’t afford that
it showcases rep
Hello feedback
i pinged hubert
Which one lmao
erm feedback is my secret role
You started as feedback, you will not escape it
Thank you
i wish x3j would post the we need money vid to game announcements
ping everyone for it too
@desert basin @upbeat flax @tough sigil @dense karma @fallow kite @indigo orbit @frank kiln
scp made him suffer just for funsies over and over again but forgor which one was it
alright so which one of you is the real hubert
Stop
so let’s not ping random people for no reason
Seriously
sorry, hbu
are they still doing that faq thing
Ok I bought it
There's probably multiple that fall into that, lmk if you find the one you're talking about though
Mamamia
I believe so
i put like 15 questions on it 😭

Ty
This is a bit special to do
So you were one of those responses
Had to scam someone but sti- wait what
I hope you have good times playing titanfall 2 man


i have a lot of questions about SCP SL 
sorry if it makes it harder to sort through
open a ticket
I have a few
Why no textures on primitives :( ?
Honestly I liked those responses anyhow, shows folks who care more
Can Hubert tell me the meaning of life
Playing SCP:SL
Yes
playing sl
Nah don't worry, was nice seeing folks who especially wanted to know different things
no you gotta ask HR
Guys it’s me, hyeubert
Pepol
HR stands for Hubert yeah
hauburt
they will tell you working at Northwood for free
RDM RDM RDM!!!!
I believe it
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