#general-chat
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my favourite
any law that says "This overrides all laws"
IE, all other laws are void
Ya
Every organic must die, this overrides all laws
My favorite laws are the funny ones tho
Like everyone needs to speak as a pirate
You also have to be careful
Or what not
if you get a law that says "Kill John Lennon", you can't actually kill him
Or the ai
The law must have some form of override
Ya
Can't you just tell people to kill John Lennon?
Ayyy
you can end up with some very funny laws
I forgot what it was but rule 1 is more important.
yes actually, but you cannot do so directly, or tell someone to do it
Ya
Rule 4, kill Bart Simpson
So turn to cyborg, then disassemble?
Robotics is a room on the station
Chain of command in ss13 is also complicated
which we did in fact, remove
Ah
Did they just leave fucking floating wires
So cap is usually the head most chain person but it depends on stuff
Head of Personnel overrides Captain
and it depends on the type of department too
so security have higher priority over security matters
Science goes to rd
Which will usually blow itself up within a minute or so
Usually chemistry
We need to cook
Cooks answer to hop
"the fog is coming"
Local AI goes insane
Ah nuke round
forsees the future
What's with all the tarot named people
Someone added a lot of laws to you
I have a feeling I can't harm humans
I think someone didn't want you to cause harm to humans
on the brief subject of Barotrauma, I love editing metadata on screenshots
Lmao
Didn't know you could do that
me when the nukies scout blows up upload
Ah
It seems no law rack
Too bad nuclear syd rounds are always so short
Why the FUCK are sims still enabled
Nukies are so fucking fun though
Always get redirected into it
it's sheer carnage
True
Depends
The general jist of Space Station 13 is "a menial shift gone horribly wrong"
There are rules you need to follow. But it depends on if you want to follow the objective
So it's sl
Unless shuttle is called
real
Ya
Unless shit hits the fan
At say a lot of arms
From changlings
Or what not
Vamps destroy med bay
But when I play AI, I actively prioritise human safety above everything because it's more interesting having an AI that is actively trying to ensure the most amount of survivors in a crisis
It's very fun because you can see things through the cameras
so you can tap into intercoms and direct people to safety and give advice
Also watching the crew kill themselves in work accidents
Basically
is always VERY funny
Clown being clown
What's up with all the static
areas which you can't see
Spreading space lube all over the floor
it's specific to AIs watching over the station
anywhere where there's a camera really
the only actual darkspots on station are maints
Are there bathrooms
yep
Can ai see the shitters
UPDATE NOW
!!!!!!!!
I don't believe so
You need to eat as well
yeah
Is that flash good
Haven’t check it
And is not having a control rod good
Haha
I love being stock traitor
my favourite play is making the most obvious bait teleporters
But ya
The stupidest one was a teleporter that had "FREE AA" on it
The HoP died to it
THE HoP
The fucking hop
more cursed SS13 images
That is visibly not good
you never quit SS13
true
Been trying to learn tg
I've never played SS13 and im kind of getting interested
Oh ya. Been meaning to play ss14.
bad game
Steam will never release it
The steam Verison
it's literally on steam
Yep
you can just click for access
It's been on Steam for ages
monke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV_1VCXQUx4
They made a banger trailer recently too
Don't miss the latest Space Station 14 trailer for a look at the upcoming pixel art game which tells the story of an ordinary shift on a space station that goes wrong.
Space Station 14 is available to wishlist now. It's coming to PC, Mac, Linux, and Apple devices.
No. They def released it recently. In 2022. You def couldn’t click it. Or 2023
the wheel has spoken
I am losing my mind
!rep @errant hollow
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!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
A real one
hello chat
No
No
No
bobby eastwood
!hubertrep
CASSIE laying a trap card
Don’t tempt me
But who doesn’t want free rep
Tbf, to rep him is literally that command above
!rep

No way, John Northwood rival, Bobby Eastwood
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
rip Auro
:(
Auro catches zero breaks
!maid
No rest for the wicked 
Damn
ain’t no rest for the maidcked
NOT A MAID
look inside
maid command
Curse ye @eager wadi
The day Nathan removes the command is the best day Auro will have lived
That prob make no sense lmfao, my engrich is super broken
Curse Nyathan
That's the Christmas version
if the auro command ever gets removed please do !auro @olive forge and I will post the copy paste
wheres tim north-eastwood
We need !femboy back for Havoc
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
i that that's close enough to the !femboy commany
The maid command got removed for a little bit
james west-northwood?
robin east-westwood?
where are they
smith west-eastwood?
where
!maid
rip
its why i kept the reply ping 
Oh lmaooo
Oh god.

!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
65 more to go
Hello everyone, help me launch the game, it crashes ticket: https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1280555294451302564
The problem is not standard
No one can see the ticket but technical support.
that's the goal, they'll see who has access 🙂
erm, better discord. reported 
Imagine needing a plugin to see channels
e
Can you post logs with a dump here? So that someone in this chat can help?
How many years have passed and I still couldn't launch the game
According to the PC specifications, everything is ok
okey)
well i cant see the chats of the channels
what the sigma
xd
you made a ticket less than 20 minutes ago
be patient, the tech support team is made out of volunteers
already working)
As the general chat thrives
The meme channel falls in shambles because of low supply of good memes and shit posting of project moon
Have you considered fixing it
2 maybe more
the game used to work when using vga or hdmi
and there was another video
did you try putting it in rice
now on displayport
the CD of the game that is
why? ahahahaha
It fixed it usually
whenever I have issues I just put the CD of SL and it’s like a panacea
wait are we actually getting a new map…
Hello friends
hello
We’re getting a heavy rework
haven’t been on in a hot minute
Fire extinguisher needed
super excited
Heavy “Overhaul”
Same difference
Not quite, but sure.
It’s close enough
My P :(
My Waiting for your Turn :(

a p
!status
uhoh
sl pooped itself
let the chaos ensue

!status
someone just told me i feature in the game credits as donator
if you support $50+
i once did
so you dont now
why u being a hater
cus i can be
I was just messing with you hahaha
but everyone is in the game credits
oh as donator
then you would be in there twice
I think $50 is the max tier, you can't donate more than that
Only Facility Manager tier
When 05 tier
and people who have donated a LOT of money
I wonder if that one guy is still here...
the guy had his own global tag
!05
You mean, like a constant donation or a straight big amount of money in one go?
Oh damn
but I think drama happened
Ah shit
found it
SCP:SL Foundation Investor
I think it was that
pretty dope tag ngl, only a few if not only him had it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWG7NfeJMxI horrible histories has great quotes
Still one of my favourite jokes from the show
Should've been 'Site Director' 
site director mayfair fr
real
greetings poeple


Hello.
Greetings
How are you?
Good
Hello
Nice.
Hello, how i can report with a mail or on discord when a player bypass a ban 285 years ?
could you provide a little more context?
What?
I understand what they mean, but there isn't much context
I have ban a person of my server but 2 hours later, the same person come again on my server.
with a alt/vpn?
or did they literally bypass the ban and joined on the same account
have you tried hosting a server that people dont want to grief
😬this guy has a point
roleplayers arent human lives ngl
Hey its been a few years since i've last played this game. What scps are available to be played in the game ? I know scp 096,173,079,049,106.
3114 has been added to the base game, although is not normally playable in unmodded servers
Insta reels are cringe and brainrot asf
3114 was meant to be temporary
It's not an official sl scp
Alright im gonna search it up.
It is still within the code and is spawnable by either plugin or admin intervention
Therefore I would say it is a valid SCP to mention it was added, even if it isnt a full time official addition that you can see in normal play
theres also 939
Yeah, nw refused to remove it but to keep it as optional
Oh yeah the 2 frogs/dogs
yeah but theres only one now
Its only 1 now
it got reworked and its so much better than before
And it's much different
Fr, they finnaly reworked u
I cant believe it 😭
There are also a bunch of new guns
WHAT
If i see this im leaving the game
I also used to play it in 2019 but came back like 5 months ago
why lmao
im sure you remember the issues it had with sticking through the wall and getting shot
Its terrifying
ohh
I did remember this
At least it can still speak ?
if theres one thing youll be mad about its that you cant talk to people anymore
no
lmao
it was replaced with stealing peoples voices
????
you get clips of the last thing people say
Thats a joke right?
Yes
i hated the voice chat
teaming and micspam was all it did
you can still be funny with spamming peoples voices though
and you can also mimic some items
like guns and stuff
Wait if voice chat is removed. How can 939 copy voices ?
No dummy
by killing people
939 cant talk
It mimics the last words its victim said
Ah
Everyone else can
upon killing someone or assisting a kill you get the last like 5 seconds of a voice clip
some people turn it off for privacy reasons tho
Nop
No
theres new chaos guns though
Still only as a plugin, nothing official
Every SCP has special abilities
Same account
they have shotguns revolvers and an AK, as well as the logicer
are you using any plugins that modify the banning system or base game?
+vector
+G36
Is scp 096 broken ?
no
No
096 is not fun to play as or against
I hate 079
Yes CedMod but the plugin can ban IP.
It's fun to play as 096
But the one i hate the most is 106

PROOF THAT 079 HATE IS NOT NEW FOR THOSE WHO THINK WE ARE DUMB
check audit logs
079 is fun to play as but is absolute ass to play against
Check this out
#game-announcements message
one of your staff might of unbanned them
OK
Ok
106 is the weakest rn
hes not tanky anymore
Base game also bans from ip
Yes
How much hp he has
The person said they bypassed the sanction but I couldn't take a video.
let me check rq
I hate how his steps sound. When i hear them i give up in life.he legit scares me
cedmod takes over (patches) all the basegame banning stuff
he has 350 shield, and it reaches 600 when hes super low

What about bullet damage i remember he would bypass 90% of bullet damage
basically you just need to take off the shield before damaging their actual hp
yeah not anymore
Yeah I know
also femur breaker was removed
No way.i loved how it sounded
he can also go in the floor now and has a little map he can teleport with
Didn't he always have this ?
no
CedMod is a great moderation based plugin, you should hire the guy who does it 
Ah yes you're right
yeah now he can fully go in the floor and stalk people
regens his shield while in the floor too
well, check if there is a ban log for the user, check audit logs to see if anyone unbanned them. if they actually did a bypass I would suggest contacting cedric about it
Is friendly fire still a thing ?
yea on some servers
There's the crazys that still think that the Femur Breaker should be added back
ye
*in his discord
i think it should be rebalanced and added back it was super cool and made the mtf feel less like the GOC just guns blazing
but in the state that it was in it should not come back
What's thata machine which you can upgrade your stuff ?
914
Ah yes
The Femur Breaker just did not make it fun for 106, being able to smite a player just because there was a function for it isnt fun gameplay, and make 106 super campy one room
but particle disruptor and jailbird in the next update are going to spawn naturally
Whats a jailbird
melee weapon
Yes but it's better to contact northwood about that no ?
Yes
im not too sure
Does that electric weapon still exist? Which is crazy strong against scp's
yes
The person is not unban on the audit log
I saw it no worries
ye
It looks clean
The old one had a bunch of tapes and stuff
I will try with northwood and if i can't, i contact cedric
yeah
096 cant do anything if you look down while charging it
106 is too weak to stop you
but he can teleport away
Any new key card?
kind of
they removed the cadet card and made them spawn with operative which replaced lieutenant
and then the captain (formerly commander) still gets his better keycard
also they removed containment engineer
Rework on light containment too?
also commander has a sick ass OP machine gun now
eventually
northwood plans to remake all the zones
heavy is the first one
Does peanut still spawn there ?
but that might change in the next update cause theyre remaking heavy
maybe he will get his own room
I can't see a Surface rework 🤷♂️
which would be sick
its coming but its a slow background project
right now full steam is for heavy containment
Gate b has Changed
Since i last played. It was basically a road and a side walk leading to an elevator
There are some walls
I swear it looked different in some video
probably a modded server
Guh
Maybe they will do something with that door when revamp 😉
Guards seem like they have to deal with hell
no the whole thing is getting scrapped
Since all scps spawn in heavy
yeah pretty much
guards have been neglected
but they can easily get all the loot since scps go to light most of the time
!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
guards are the most likely to live all game and have the best gear if they just stay in heavy and loot up
Will the guard loadout change?

Are there like many people playing ?
the game is more popular than ever rn
and will be even more when the new update drops
Yep
Hmmm. Ill definitely have to hop on some time.
i highly recommend
the biggest update the games ever seen is coming within the next few months this year
Maybe in December
Yea they tryna get rid of all cb assets
To be independent
as far as we know
- new human models for all classes
- heavy containment rework
- new scp item (1344)
- micro and particle disruptor rework
- gun overhaul including impact sounds tracers and whatnot
- revolver rework
i think thats everything
no
Not everything
The gun vaults
?
yeah thats part of the micro and particle disruptor rework
And jailbird
basically
Ah fair enough
The micro is the broken electrical gun right ?
ye
096's biggest fear
I think it worked better against 106
What does 1344 really do?
wall hack orbs
Dam
you can see what team theyre on too
and if you take it off, blind (crazy)
!rep @ionic compass
You have just given @ionic compass a reputation point!
Will it just be wall hack or different view, like how 049 sees??
like the flamingos
probably a wallhack
thats that
So only the orbs?
just the orbs
Ok
the orbs show where ppl are, right?
SCPs to be certain
You know in which chamber it will be? And how many
Alright then 1344 is cool
Craft??
914
Oh
and its kind of a take off someones dead body thing because once you put it on the only way to take it off is by losing your eyeballs
You basically dont take it off
What gas ?
Amnestic cloud
she can put down a amnestic cloud
if youre standing in it you cant see her
unless you hit her
Or she hits you
I dont think 939 is really a she maybe and it
it is a she
Im pretty sure it is
for the sake of all of us lets end the discussion there 🙏
All 939 instances are female

*In containment
One got dissected
Though that kind of doesn't count since it was done before metamorphosis
Arent 2 male
Tbh scramble goggles would be cool
A7 should spawn naturally with a chaos insurgent at spawn or can be in a special weapon locker
Scramble googles would be too broken and would make 096 players life a living hell
Still even with a battery it would still be broken
Addendum 10-16-1991: [REDACTED] In light of this, all interaction with SCP-939 from September 8th to October 7th in the Northern Hemisphere or March 6th to April 4th in the Southern Hemisphere is strictly forbidden. [REDACTED] No male specimens of SCP-939 have yet been identified [REDACTED] contain a Class B amnestic [REDACTED]
An item that exist to only be used against one SCP and has no usage outside that one SCP is not a good item
Hat is broken no one can see you
2176 may be 079 sided. But it has usage outside 079
Would rather have night vision googles than scramble googles
Scramble Goggles are entirely 096
People can still catch you with the hat and harm you
Why the Com-18 was actually mothballed
True, other SCP can harm you with the goggles so...
Night Vision Display or Thermal Vision Display?
yeah but you cant do anything iwth it ion
Night vision display
Yep
096 watching as I charge the Micro HID directly in his face (he can't do anything as I have goggles)
Id rather have scp 714 than scramble googles because canonically does not make you fully immune to corrosive or toxic substances like 049s touch when you read the article
fair
shikanoko
714 doesn't give immunity to 049's touch
That's just a thing CB did for some reason
714 stops chemicals and memetic effects.
049 is causing a heart attack. 714 won't help you there.
Make it so it has so little battery, like 20-10 second, you can make a quick escape from 096
Exactly i mean it can be in sl but there would have to be a lot of balancing
I imagine if we had it in SL. It would function akin to green candy. Immunity to certain things.
Uses micro with the googles to kill 096
I doubt it would ever have any effect on 049 though
096 gets triggered when someone shoots them
We just don't really have enough memetic stuff in SL to warrant 714
Micro HID has 1150 dps
Its the same as looking down charging the Micro HID then after charge just killing him
Goggles just make it easier
But at that point
Why have the goggles?
The item is entirely useless if 096 doesn't spawn or dies
2176 still has usage when there is no 079
No canonically in the article shy guy does not react when you shoot him unless you look at its face but in game if you shoot him then yes he will be triggered but micro has 1550 dps so its a no
1150 dps
My bad but thats still a lot
Eh, well I just made a suggestion
Well thats why they we're inveted to combat 096
The only effects i can see it countering is 939s amenstic gas that makes her invisible and makes players with the hat on visible and removing any effects a player has while wearing it like cola, anti cola, and scp 1853,
So the goggles that the MTF rework have on have no use?
Night vision would be neat, and when it turns on maybe they glow green or sumn
Doesn't sound useful tbh
Yea and have a battery
1344 is an upcoming SCP Item. It allows you to see 939 and 268 users
Without removing useful SCP Effects
The glowing would be so its not to op so yiu don't just sit in a corner or sumn like that
Yea it would have to offer more benefits so people will use it while also having some downsides like reduced stamina so its not op
I personally just don't see 714 fit in current game
Not much of a reason to add it in my opinion
Yeah make it like 2 circles, thats the eyes and the rest black ( I wish I could send a photo but I can't)
fun fact: there's a surname in Italian that is literally the n-word
More comes off as "please add this SCP that was in CB"
Heres my entire idea for night vision goggles: They have a battery which lasts approximately 30 seconds. It will recharge over time or there will also be batteries you can find. When on, the goggles glow green.
I'm just saying this in my opinion i can see it being an scp object but we would have to add more to it so it's not like anti cola pre 13.5
It is something to keep note of though
Make sure the feature has usage
How much millage would one get out of night vision goggles when the flashlight attachment exist
Especially when you compare the fact the flashlights are forever. Night vision goggles have battery in that suggestion.
Why not just use night vision scope at that point?
Well, the night vision scope you have to scope in and can't sprint is my thought
And for thr flashlight, the flashlight only illuminates a circle while goggles would be the whole screen
So the item wouldn't end up that useful
I still think my scramble goggles idea is still good
I'm not game design. So I can't say for sure. But I would rather use a scope or flashlight than a limited life nvg goggle
They would just end up being far more useful
SL isn't that dark compared to CB either
Thats true
SCPs still get the advantage when lights go out
Another thing I'm thinking of
Guns are by far one of the most plentiful items in game
They are one of the easiest items to find
The only thing i see useful is night vision or thermal vision goggles to help you see players or scps like this
Adding to their usefulness compared to NVG Goggles
Thermal goggles are the only thing that i see as potentially useful compared to nvg goggles
SCP 1344 could be able to see 939 in the amnestics gas
Was confirmed in the 1344 post
my pc's gonna explode
blud got memz.exe'd
Bro got the minecraft text
i have a bad feeling i'm very soon gonna get VIDEO_SCHEDULER_INTERNAL_ERROR
restart funi pc
Controller support when
Looks like your GPU is frying on the max power
Oh hey, digital hieroglyphics
I think the new gaurd model may have been Inspired a little bit bye half life Security guards
run, the patrons and fanboys sharing the same braincell will chase you and hang you on a cross

paul blart and barney calhoun hybrid
add this to SL
It’s true
But I have to hurt you none the less
It’s nothing personal now
I think the new heavy containment zone looks like a place straight outta half-life alyx
what happened to that goggle scp thing
What
1344
what server has the best people
cuz im tired of the northwood official servers
😔
Bright's obviously
thank u kind stranger
do NOT
u play ace comabt?
@olive forge the MTF looks like Combine Civil Protection
why did you ping me for this
I see
@amber ether you stink
not THIS guy
So where's your magnet?
do you understand the logistics of the gargantuan magnet business
🤣
this is like a 3-6 week process
bank
I have to call up my magnet guys
I'm building a field of coils in front of my house
PLEASE ban tragedy
Bru
👎

You're SMELLY
Take a shower buddy
I probably take more showers in a week than you do in a month
so let's bring it down pal
@foggy coyote point and laugh at this guy
Oh yeah i forgot this 0 was a nw staff ☠️
Hell naw
We're community helpers, not NW staff
HR says we are technically NW staff but we really aren't
can someone tell me how am i getting 60 fps on low and 70 on ultra 💀
ok pal
who knows how do i fix lag all games dont lag this is the only game that lags
Yeah hugs can't ever do his job
Same aswell as stinkage
Man it smells like caffeine and pain in here. 
👎
is there fix?
Huh
I don't know
I'm not tech support I just moderate the sl server
take this 50y ban tragedy
4 hours MAX you don't get a sec over that
he didnt do anything
ah ight
It's my objective to bully this nut head (as a joke)
average discord mods do it
He did everything
I'm completly innocent
do yall play together?
???
Would't hurt a fly
ayo
Portal station 5
never do that ever again
do yall play games together?
Hey nathan quick question
where did u come from
anomalous matter
yes
Am i allowed to bully hugs as much as i want (it's just for jokes)
i send message for 1 sec and everyone see it
paste !profile 188863983082536960 in #bot-commands to find a secret on him
@eager wadi hey babe do me a favor and ban @lilac frost

Play station 5 turret
Can smell the SKUNK smell from miles
@lilac frost play station 5 turret
Idk where you found this picture but congrats dude ☠️
Play station 5 turret
it probably doesn't have any bullets
Play Station 5 Turret
are the servers melting again
@brazen shuttle
factually they have shit ton ammo according to what director of Apperture said, its just bullets in it without casing
they are down for me
ah it's maintenance tuesday
ah fuck
oph right steam is down always
the ps5 has no games, which is an essential part of a console
thus a ps5 turret would have no bullets
You're such a genius you fucking bastard
Me after losing my Minecraft hardcore world in 30 minutes
What is the black statue thing in dr brights facility
650
751
752
173
653
what does it do
When update?
Yesterday. Sorry you missed it.
😔
Always gets me when a trailer says "Don't miss out on this movie/show/game!" like its going to disappear if you don't enjoy it on launch day
With concord it'd be about right
Oh yeah, I heard nothing about that except how much of a failure it is
They shut it down and refunded it to everyone
2 weeks after launch
Play station. 5 Turret
Good, there's too many hero shooters
They demand your time because you need to memorize how every hero works, and everyone is toxic to you if you arem't good enough to hold your ground, and toxic even if you do
Just play one hero
You still need to know how to counter the other heros
reminds me of half life somewhy

I want the first thing I write to be deleted after a while and replaced with something new.
how can i do this
Edit it?
but how
are you on phone or pc
FIRE UPDATE BTW
pc
just wanted to put that out ther
right click one of your own messages, and click “edit message”
you can now retype the message
no on scpsl





