general-chat

[somber raptor]

Bro you are level 50+ you do NOT touch grass

[shut carbon]

mods, show me his rank!

[somber raptor]

61

[shut carbon]

hes such a liar

"oh i touch grass smh" take that light mode off yo discord...

[buoyant helm]

i have too much free time when i get home

but i do go outside

[shut carbon]

my boy playin round this playground like it's preschool

[somber raptor]

🧢

[buoyant helm]

3 PM to 8 PM free time

there was also summer

i couldn't go outside my parents wouldn't let me

[somber raptor]

So yeah

You dont touch grass

(Going to school/work does not count as touching grass)

[shut carbon]

There aint no kids, only level 500 maximum discord mod rpers

[buoyant helm]

we have a garden at my school

i like spending time there

[shut carbon]

I must specify I meant Roleplayers, nothing else.

[somber raptor]

Yeah you BETTER specify

[shut carbon]

only reason I have so much time on my hands is because I'm so fucking lost atp I just sit at my computer staring at code-server and just 😐

Then the motivation from 3-5am wakes me up and I open a new project

[somber raptor]

I just sit on my computer looking at the scoreboard in CS2 while thinking to myself why are my teammates always retarded

[shut carbon]

LMAO 😭

[somber raptor]

Sonetimes i get nice plays... (earlier i actually got an ace with the Negev)

[buoyant helm]

i hate the negev

last time i played CS2 these two negev spammers held down Palace and A Main

and Aps

in Mirage

we ltierally couldn't enter

[somber raptor]

Then go B

Duh

[buoyant helm]

THEY WERE EVERYWHERE

ONE NEGEV AT APS

[somber raptor]

I got an Ace with the Negev but i wasn't just relentlessly holding mouse one...

[buoyant helm]

THE OTHER HOLDING DOWN A MAIN WHILE AN AWPER STARED DOWN PALACE

[somber raptor]

Tomorrow i'll show it (rn im not at my pc)

[gusty fractal]

wait so people killed through tesla gate can be revived but zombies killed through tesla cant be revived??

what is their logic

[somber raptor]

What

[gusty fractal]

yes

[buoyant helm]

people killed via atesla CAN be revived

so can zombies, but you only reached them too late

but reviving people in teslas has to be timed PRECISELY to where it doesn't immediately go off once you revive the zombie and THEY have to hold W or S immediately to get out of the blast radius

[gusty fractal]

no zombies cant be revived if they die to a tesla

unless thats a server plugin that does that

which i doubt

[buoyant helm]

they can

i have seen it before and i have done it before

probably because they just spam "R" or something immediately so they don't get the "Revive me twice!" prompt

[gusty fractal]

When zombies i've die to tesla gate it told me "this corpse cannot be revived" instead of "this corpse no longer wants to be revived"

[somber raptor]

Silly moment

[buoyant helm]

"this corpse no longer wants to be revived"
pretty sure it doesn't say that

[somber raptor]

Sentient corpses

[gusty fractal]

sorry

it would say "this soul no longer wants to be revived"

but you cant revive zombies that die from tesla

i thought this was common knowledge

[buoyant helm]

must be a shadow fix or something

i've seen doctors revive zombies from teslas only for them to be zapped immediately after though

[bright vessel]

@eager wadi

[eager wadi]

[somber raptor]

Why do they not make left handed mice

Is it that hard to make a mouse where the thumb buttons are on the right?

[polar spade]

Is that not a thing?

At the very least, there are mouses with buttons on both sides

[somber raptor]

A quick google search seems to point to that

[forest field]

There are tho

[somber raptor]

I'm forced to press M4 and M5 with my pinky 😭

[buoyant helm]

im in an online class rn

what

[sleek estuary]

oh god

my school uses the same thing

[quick knot]

How the fuck do you even mess that one up

It's a fucking multiple choice one

[dense bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/loaf-of-cat-gif-22190070

[quick knot]

Fill in the blank I can at least understand how that error can happen

If you manage to cause that bug with MULTIPLE CHOICE you should have your programming permissions revoked

[inner walrus]

Canvas

[buoyant helm]

i PICKED THE RIGHT ANSERW MAN

idfk how the teacher coded that shi i don't do programming

i just answer quizzes

[quick knot]

I can tell

You have to mess up really fucking badly at programming to have a case sensitivity issue with fucking multiple choice

[polar spade]

Is that Canvas?

[buoyant helm]

si

[polar spade]

So damn annoying

[wide kiln]

Nah, I didn’t even know canvas could do that

That sucks

[inner walrus]

😭

[snow root]

is sl shitting itself

[native flare]

seems like it

[summer flax]

Yes

[ocean pivot]

scp sl moment

[polar spade]

Is it SL or is it steam?

[strong coral]

its sl

[ocean pivot]

trying not to crahs every 10sec impossible

[polar spade]

Its Tuesday, its Steam maintenance day isn't it?

!status

[strong coral]

steam maintenance was hours ago

[sage radish]

cant connect :(

[polar spade]

I dont usually get to play on weekdays so i have no idea

[worldly bronze]

servers blew up for the third time

in 2 days

[sage radish]

lmaoo

[ocean pivot]

classic scp sl moment

[worldly bronze]

YES

ITS BACK

[summer flax]

the update they working on caused this....

[worldly bronze]

tf

its no longer back

[sage radish]

its back???

[worldly bronze]

it blew up again

[sage radish]

i trused you...

[worldly bronze]

right as a i joined the server

it fucking blew up

[summer flax]

I can't believe you would lie to

[worldly bronze]

WAIT

[edgy arrow]

isnt the new update just

[worldly bronze]

NOW IT MIGHT BE

[edgy arrow]

the models

and then the new hcz

[worldly bronze]

HOLD UP

YES

ITS BACK

FR THIS TIME

[edgy arrow]

did u restart or did it just stop shitting itself

[sage radish]

not for me

[summer flax]

Clearly, they changed one line of code and everything blew up

[sage radish]

its still dead

[edgy arrow]

how it feels to be a geforcenow player

[summer flax]

Source: revealed to me in a dream

[edgy arrow]

(i have to reset my settings everytime)

[sage radish]

oh its back!!!

[sleek estuary]

hi all servers are dying :)

[edgy arrow]

invalid signature

[sage radish]

rip

[sleek estuary]

steam is being stupid again, you are not the only one having issues

[sage radish]

oh i see

[edgy arrow]

oh well lets see

its working now

just needed to restart

[left chasm]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[random yarrow]

does this server allow roleism?

[edgy arrow]

do u mean rolecism

[random yarrow]

same thing

[edgy arrow]

no

2 differnt words

[random yarrow]

i mean roleism

[edgy arrow]

what is roleism

[rancid dome]

Normal steam server activity :(

[edgy arrow]

i only know of rolecism

[random yarrow]

some roles are better than other roles

[amber ether]

You solve the problem by uninstalling SL

then go outside

[edgy arrow]

so rolecism

basically

[strange trellis]

purple supremacy

[random yarrow]

has anyone ever done that here?

[onyx verge]

negative

jk

[amber ether]

[summer flax]

Don't ask questions you already know the answer to

[onyx verge]

real

[glad flower]

That's why no surface update

We have no idea what it looks like

[wide kiln]

Lol

[maiden blaze]

Mornin fellas

[midnight brook]

Good night

[maiden blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-survey-says-strike-buzzer-wrong-answer-gif-16312959

[strong coral]

oh

[midnight brook]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-food-pepperoni-pizza-big-slice-of-pizza-gif-1347576143901457072

[strong coral]

my god

am i the only one having issues with authorizing servers rn

😭

[summer flax]

No

Sl just blew up for me

[midnight brook]

NW servers be like

[strong coral]

its every other hour

istfg

[midnight brook]

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-on-smoke-cpu-blasts-potato-pc-gif-24592403

[summer flax]

We're being DDOSed by North Wood evil twin

South wood

[strong coral]

South stone

[summer flax]

The horror

[left chasm]

Hi all

[real plover]

i cant wait to be a janitor 🔥

just saw trailer

[worldly bronze]

oh my god bro did SL blew up their servers for the 4th fucking time in 2 days no way

nevermind

that was just a lagspike

[olive forge]

just me or did SL blow up

oh

yup

[olive forge]

south plains

[rain smelt]

servers are not doing good today

[olive forge]

every round restart is like

instant death

[worldly bronze]

bruh

they restarted round

and now

i crashed

[olive forge]

get in line pal

[worldly bronze]

man

SL Try not to blow up servers every 5 fucking minutes

[sleek estuary]

steam moment

went again

[amber ether]

Is that the real Sheev Palpatine?

[tardy walrus]

is that the real Hugs OSM?

[sleek estuary]

servers back

[sacred trench]

What the hell is this teaser about

[odd minnow]

I ate them

[odd minnow]

I ate them

[sleek estuary]

:(

[amber ether]

good

now I don't have to make quota

[odd minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-hop-seal-approaching-seal-seal-dance-seal-jump-gif-9678506940158361702

[odd minnow]

Wait it pinged you twice I’m so sorry (3rd ping now lmao)

Apparently my internet shit itself upon sending that message

[sleek estuary]

dont worry lol

[odd minnow]

It’s been so bad on my phone lately

[odd minnow]

Yummy meal

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yummy-cereal-yummy-meal-cat-meme-gif-20851594

[amber ether]

Nice gif it's mine now

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[tough tapir]

Maid has been maided

[odd minnow]

It is a good one 🔥

[amber ether]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619219762206998550/1162560723940024350/your_actions.gif

here you can have this one that I also stole

[odd minnow]

Thank god I can save them on mobile now ty!!

[amber ether]

[fallow kite]

yo

[odd minnow]

[foggy coyote]

fart required

where is your weekly activity

[amber ether]

I already made quota

Where's your quota?

[foggy coyote]

🥱

i uh

posted a funny meme

im the goat

[amber ether]

yeah okay pal

keep reading from that script

@odd minnow PLEASE ban this guy

[foggy coyote]

THERE IS NO SCRIPT

[foggy coyote]

this guy is pinging animal!

ban!

[amber ether]

Keep reading from that script, pal

[odd minnow]

[amber ether]

Erm, Andimal and I are chill

Right?

Surely

[odd minnow]

I was scrolling through Reddit

Yes

[foggy coyote]

oh brother

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-handshake-cats-kittens-gif-10222808

Das what's up

[foggy coyote]

reddit user

[amber ether]

Friendship is magic

[foggy coyote]

and discord mod

[amber ether]

Twilight sparkle taught me that one

[odd minnow]

Reddit brainrot

[foggy coyote]

andimal youre feeding the cicle

cycle

[odd minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942487554865893486/1164028555211055185/ezgif.com-video-to-gif_9.gif

[amber ether]

hey @odd minnow is it true that tech support reads from a script

[foggy coyote]

not true

[odd minnow]

When I was on TS I felt like a script so I’d switch up some words in my responses

Just because I learned to say the same things

[vague cove]

@foggy coyote nerd

[amber ether]

Perfect

TS is gonna love this

[odd minnow]

LMAO

[foggy coyote]

feedback supervisor nerd says what

boom

[foggy coyote]

these lies

[odd minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/catnapping-cat-kidnap-cat-steal-that-was-useful-cat-bag-gif-5865080542707714620

[amber ether]

no lies man

only truth

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619219762206998550/1162560723940024350/your_actions.gif

[midnight zephyr]

skibi

[amber ether]

😔 If only cottage was my friend

and not my enemy

😔

He's fake 😔

[odd minnow]

Me when my foot cramps

https://tenor.com/view/controlmypc-cat-screaming-discord-gif-20582295

[amber ether]

my nose is bleeding rn

[foggy coyote]

my bad

[odd minnow]

You should fix that

[amber ether]

IM IN A GAME

[fickle ibex]

hiya

[odd minnow]

He’s so rotund

[fickle ibex]

the ethereal rar

[odd minnow]

car vs. rar

[fallow kite]

Ski toilet will be mine

[spare ice]

guys

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-fwadri-gif-11004704832309907872

[fickle ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

[gentle acorn]

ew survivor

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fbi-police-police-cat-fbi-cat-gif-1256429038097351888

[amber ether]

playing w/ friends

[gentle acorn]

you had 2v8

[amber ether]

had is the keyword

[gentle acorn]

no need to look for excuses to play the inferior side...

[amber ether]

im a killer main

[gentle acorn]

lies

misinformation

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[tough tapir]

Mauro

[amber ether]

💀

auro is just the NW slave huh

[fallow kite]

🥚

[amber ether]

🥚

[tough tapir]

NW maid

[fickle ibex]

i am red

[tough tapir]

No you're green

[cinder sapphire]

too bad you not included in it anymore

so instead

[tough tapir]

Instead

We include @cinder sapphire into it

TheTimelessMaid

[cinder sapphire]

Oh @tough tapir (ancient), It's time to clean the floors.

get to it

maid

[tough tapir]

Sweeping since time immemorial

TimelessMaid

[cinder sapphire]

outdated maid

your lover emperor is calling you

[amber ether]

I didn't think they existed but here we are

[cinder sapphire]

ancient is one as well

two of them

and peri

[tough tapir]

Just Peri and auro

And timelessmaid here

On his nightshift sweep

[rancid dome]

And youre not on day shift?

[amber ether]

uh oh, it's the discord staff

scram gang!

[digital cape]

Go in SL mic privacy settings and enable microphone, you can disable 939 mimicry if you want. Next change controls of microphonre, Q for main and V for alt (radio and 079)

[rancid dome]

I really dont mind much about it

Idk about Auro tho

[amber ether]

wuh

[rancid dome]

~~why yall gotta scram when I show up 😭 ~~

[amber ether]

One wrong move and it's a 24h

😔

[rancid dome]

Fair ‘nough

[amber ether]

It's okay. One wrong move on the NW SL servers and I give them a 50y perma

[rancid dome]

Just a minor amount of tomfoolery

[amber ether]

[rancid dome]

Idk what to play on my phone, any cool games?

[gilded timber]

We should delist Northwood officials

[rancid dome]

Real.

[amber ether]

🚬

I never asked to be here..

[rancid dome]

How’d ya ended up in there then I wonder

What mistake did you make

[amber ether]

I applied cause I wanted to bully @feral chasm

[rancid dome]

Oh…

[feral chasm]

we should delist you

[amber ether]

REAL

REAL

[rancid dome]

That would also be a tad funny

[gilded timber]

Did it work?

[feral chasm]

no

[amber ether]

Not really

He killed me in castle crashers like 50 times in a row

so he ended up bullying me

[gilded timber]

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-back-yba-sbr-mbr-castle-crashers-gif-23013660

[feral chasm]

wheres nathan I have a report to make

[gilded timber]

No no no no

Uhhh Nathan's on loa

I'm his replacement

I'm making the hard call to keep my position

[rancid dome]

Community helper to Manager speedrun%?

[gilded timber]

I want the singular dollar of manager pay a month

[rancid dome]

He needs the quid/month salary I see

[rancid dome]

Sorry, I don’t speak Sumerian

[tough tapir]

But can you read cuneiform

[rancid dome]

Cannot as well

My skill issue is on another level 😭

[glacial nymph]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 15 minutes, 29 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[glacial nymph]

bruh

false ping is crazy

[rancid dome]

Hahah lmao

!rep @glacial nymph

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

thx pooks

[rancid dome]

❤️

[hazy citrus]

hello friends

[ionic snow]

I'm in physics class rn

[rancid dome]

Hello shoddy :3

[meager slate]

Rise and grind gamers

[rancid dome]

Hello Auro

Mornin'

[ionic snow]

Auro

[tough tapir]

Best shodster

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[ionic snow]

Do physics

That's crazy

[hazy citrus]

Best ancient

[tough tapir]

[hazy citrus]

Greatest Noemi

[rancid dome]

(σ≧▽≦)σ

I forgot that was the reason I kept the Japanese keyboard on my phone

[hazy citrus]

It’s a very good reason

[rancid dome]

Indeed ☆ミ

[glacial nest]

does anyone have the discord link to eagle's singapore discord servers

[rancid dome]

If youre in game atm, you can look up the server info for the Discord link

Should be there

[tough tapir]

( ~°w°~ )

[rancid dome]

(〃^ー^〃)

[ionic snow]

Me doing physics

Dis shit stupid

[rancid dome]

What topic is it?

[ionic snow]

Light speed

[rancid dome]

Ah. Don't think I've had it yet

Closest I had would be characteristics of light

[ionic snow]

What's this number ment to be?

[rancid dome]

Hey, how'd you get my reaction photo, that was basicslly me

[polar spade]

5.9e9

[fallow kite]

Biggy biggy biggy cant you see 🥶

[still moth]

hello chat

[summer pumice]

Hello cat

[abstract igloo]

When the fricky dicky is this dagum update coming out

https://tenor.com/view/when-grandpa-angry-when-grandpa-is-angry-grandpa-beating-gif-25893756

[still moth]

be patient

[dull aspen]

twenty twenty twenty four

[still moth]

foodeater is cooking

no way foodeater

[dull aspen]

im not fucking cooking im literally crying rn over this fucking room

[still moth]

😭

[abstract igloo]

Been waiting almost a year if I wait any longer I’m gonna shart and send it to nw

[still moth]

was 14.0 even announced that long ago?

[abstract igloo]

No but that’s when the last update was you freaky deaky

[visual acorn]

It's in deg mode

[still moth]

you gotta plan your meal before you can cook!

[somber raptor]

Mods are asleep

[lunar sonnet]

time to commit a crime

[gilded timber]

So you may think

[somber raptor]

[abstract igloo]

This update won’t be a meal unless skeleton is included

[still moth]

I cannot speak on that unfortunately

[abstract igloo]

We need moar scp

[still moth]

You must let the chefs cook

[lunar sonnet]

make the vhs recorder a 1% chance to be made in 914 from the ghost machine

on very fine

[still moth]

how would you feel if I came into your home and demanded your finest meal without any preparation

[abstract igloo]

I would shoot you in the face and bury you in my backyard

[lunar sonnet]

nah id eat it

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-scared-boots-gif-18613243

[abstract igloo]

North wood ain’t chefs they are the dude at Costco who hands you bite sized samples

[tender forge]

ik the update dropping 2024 but anyone got a idea of the exact realease date

[polar spade]

Im expecting a beta or some announcement by mid or late October

[tender forge]

k

[abstract igloo]

Sorry jank I had to say my peace

Now I can rest easy

[abstract igloo]

this gif goes hard

[somber raptor]

if they make a beta in October the update gonna release in fucking christmas 😭

[tough tapir]

Mods are asleep

Post crabs learning how to read

[feral chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-cute-cat-kitten-yawn-gif-21281574

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-activity-shrimp-activity-fish-activity-clam-activity-gif-25683373

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome Negev Ace 🔥

[somber raptor]

ah shit i cut the 4th kill

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[tender forge]

no

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[somber raptor]

here

[digital cape]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-gif-the-rock-gif-23815331

[digital cape]

💀

[untold wyvern]

holy

[somber raptor]

i got deleted 🔥

[tough tapir]

@fresh wyvern what do you want

[fresh wyvern]

??

[tough tapir]

You sent me a fr

[fresh wyvern]

Did i?

[tough tapir]

Apparently so

[fresh wyvern]

No way

Prove

[fresh wyvern]

That was missclick

Srry

[tough tapir]

Ah aight

[somber raptor]

isn't it good when you destroy the enemy in 8 seconds

[rancid dome]

😎

[somber raptor]

anyways back to building de_nuke in minecraft

[supple mason]

The no fucking way in Italian accent 😭 😭 😭

[somber raptor]

my friend's romanian not italian

[hearty grove]

When 14.0

[ember blade]

When the update comes out im gonna jonkler everywhere

[gusty moon]

Lars please make surface vanilla, its eating my fps like cereal 😭

[ember blade]

That isnt lars questionmark..

[gusty moon]

Ik

[modern ember]

Yummers

[ember blade]

Im in a lars vid mueheheheheh

I get blown up

[hearty grove]

Lars is my irl name doo doo head

[ember blade]

At the Very start

Of the scps are stupid vid

[gusty moon]

Lmao nice name

[ember blade]

Am famous

[hearty grove]

Yes

[ember blade]

Lars from steven universe

[ionic snow]

I'm in chem class

[ember blade]

Yes yes

[ionic snow]

Can't understand shite

[ember blade]

Ong

Science is just

Stupiddd

I hate it

[ionic snow]

Science is cool

[ember blade]

Maths and english make way more sense

[ionic snow]

Just Im stupid

[ember blade]

Shhhh

[ionic snow]

no u

[ember blade]

Ill touch you if you say that

[somber raptor]

found an easter egg on Nuke

[ionic snow]

Illegal

I'm underage

[ember blade]

Same

[ionic snow]

Still illegal

[gaunt talon]

Stop letting chickens in the facility

[ember blade]

What if im younger

[ionic snow]

Still illegal

[ember blade]

Womp womp

[modern ember]

steamhappy is crazy

[ionic snow]

Still can't understand shite

[gusty moon]

War criminal, list the crimes you committed

[ionic snow]

Uh

27 counts of shooting unarmed medics

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[tough tapir]

12pm

Its cleaning time Mauro

[ionic snow]

129 counts of killing unarmed people

72 counts of quote "accidentally bombing a village not in the country of war"

There's more to count down but I'm in class

[somber raptor]

Mauro 💀

[tough tapir]

Mhm

Maid auro

Mauro

[ionic snow]

Maths starting now

Dogshit subject

[sonic musk]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[tough tapir]

!rep @velvet mason

[snow umbra]

You have just given @velvet mason a reputation point!

[sonic musk]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[velvet mason]

:O

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

:o

Havonk rep

[cinder sapphire]

Oh @tough tapir, It's time to clean the floors.

shoo

big day for you

[tough tapir]

Nuh uh

Your and Mauro's day

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[cinder sapphire]

you mean yours and auro

[untold wyvern]

!maid

https://tenor.com/view/epic-spongebob-epic-spongebob-speedrun-any-percent-geile-klöten-when-imposter-is-delicious-gif-19750086

[tough tapir]

TimelessMaid

[untold wyvern]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[meager slate]

Not a maid

[gaunt talon]

Maid

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[meager slate]

[tame pendant]

!rep @round edge

No one saw it

Surely

[rancid dome]

I do, sadly

[tame pendant]

F

[rancid dome]

I will pretend it did not happen

[tame pendant]

Thanks

[left chasm]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 57 minutes, 14 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[quick plinth]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[quick plinth]

[orchid kraken]

@rancid dome opinion on humans?

[rancid dome]

just humans?

Depends, but mostly W

[glossy coyote]

Some might beg to differ

[primal cedar]

Nah, I do agree humans mostly W .

[gaunt talon]

Opinion on aliens

[rancid dome]

Very mysterious, biggest W.

[orchid kraken]

Biggest W, they're just there, i watch humans do random shit and its funny

[polar spade]

Take the UNGOC approach and destroy them before they destroy us

[somber raptor]

hi

that's gotta be the fastest round i've ever played

[solar glacier]

Undercover spotted

And in the ranks of our moderation teams they’ve already infiltrated

[rancid dome]

Whattttt thats crazy

Me? An alien? Ain't it, chief

[quick plinth]

lol yeah me neither

[rancid dome]

Your name is literally Alien tho

Youre one, mate

[quick plinth]

oh that mustve been a misspell

meant allen

[rancid dome]

contacting area 51, brb

[quick plinth]

oh yeah i know that area

along with the other 50

[rancid dome]

bro knows all the area

[astral hill]

@meager slate are you tall yet

[solar glacier]

CIA taking notes rn

[quick plinth]

yeah my friend allen 2 took me

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-alien-alien-alert-gif-20018397

Humanity first ✊ Save the Earth, never lose your humanity

[quick plinth]

what is that cute thing

[quick plinth]

yes i am too, a human

😀 🖖

[meager slate]

Always had been

[olive forge]

SL server populations taking a massive hit rn

First day of school back for a lot of Canada

praying for server owners

[quick plinth]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[quick plinth]

[astral hill]

Congrats on reaching tall status in the under 1m category

👏

[olive forge]

is auro below the height of the panzer 1

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[olive forge]

spong…

[tough tapir]

The answer to if Auro is a maid

[meager slate]

No no

[olive forge]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[meager slate]

:(

[tough tapir]

:>

[olive forge]

:—|

[ionic snow]

NERDS

[hollow sparrow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[hollow sparrow]

hah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910337215266160710/1231986650977009815/attachment-2-1-1.gif

[meager slate]

no >:(

[eager wadi]

[olive forge]

hi Nathan

[eager wadi]

Hello.

[wicked spade]

i mean you are a digital janitor so you kinda mop the floors of this server

[ionic snow]

nathan, do a flip

[eager wadi]

ok

frontflips

[ionic snow]

😮

wow

[wicked spade]

[cinder sapphire]

Too much bullying of Auro. So instead:

Oh ancient, It's time to clean the floors. Get to it maid.

@tough tapir

[rancid dome]

^^^

[cinder sapphire]

My ping didn’t go thru

[tough tapir]

You do

TimelessMaid

[ionic snow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[ionic snow]

haha

nerd

[ionic snow]

TheTimelessMaid26

[cinder sapphire]

You as well @tough tapir

[olive forge]

@cinder sapphire can you clean up the floors

173 shit again

[cinder sapphire]

I will cut you and bring out my Brit in me.

[ionic snow]

oh god its a british lad

[cinder sapphire]

Imagine siding with a feet lover like ancient

Nah American

[ionic snow]

i use STEREOTYPE "Bo``le of wa`er mate

[cinder sapphire]

I am not a Brit

[ionic snow]

it was so hard british that it made shite

[cinder sapphire]

That is it. I am nuking your country

[wicked spade]

yall maids go mop up 173's cell

[cinder sapphire]

With freedom

[ionic snow]

you dont know where i live.

[cinder sapphire]

Haha

[ionic snow]

(i live in estonia)

you couldnt possibly know

[cinder sapphire]

Ya. It doesn’t exist

I nuked it already

[ionic snow]

how am i alive?

[cinder sapphire]

You will die in a year or so

[ionic snow]

ok,

[cinder sapphire]

To bring it home to you

[ionic snow]

good enough for me

[cinder sapphire]

Your fate

You already dead

Just your conscious is catching up

[ionic snow]

u cant kill me, im already dead

[cinder sapphire]

You did a war crime in saying I am British.

[ionic snow]

thats what i do.

[cinder sapphire]

Your last mistake

[ionic snow]

dis u bro?

[cinder sapphire]

I don’t talk to dead people

That don’t know it

Sorry

[glacial nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-senator-armstrong-gif-25946514

[ionic snow]

ok

[cinder sapphire]

Pretty straightforward

Holy shit this stupid phone

[ionic snow]

haha nerd

[glacial nymph]

SENPAAIIII IM COMING FOR U

[fleet stag]

wait are you pirating it?

[glacial nymph]

Uhhhh no? its from official page

u can download it for free

[fleet stag]

oh ok is it not in steam?

[cinder sapphire]

I have no idea what that have to do with that. But you do that.

I guess

[glacial nymph]

i don't recall that let me chec

[glacial nymph]

its not on steam

atlesat for now

the game isn't finished yet

[fleet stag]

oh ok

[glacial nymph]

also i heard some videos about the dev

[fleet stag]

it took 10 years to finish?

[glacial nymph]

something about him being weird or something

[fleet stag]

we got gta 6 before yandere simulator

[prime vigil]

i doubt it ever will be

[glacial nymph]

[glacial nymph]

same

but its playable for now

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[glacial nymph]

!maid

fuck

[tough tapir]

@cinder sapphire it's time to sweep

[glacial nymph]

i need my bedroom to be cleaned

[tough tapir]

TimelessMaid

See

[cinder sapphire]

Ya I know is that the dev for that game is a piece of shit

[tough tapir]

Contract for you

Clean SG's room

[glacial nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/baldis-basics-gotta-sweep-sweep-sweep-sweep-broom-sweepin-time-gif-18103252

[ionic snow]

nerd

[cinder sapphire]

You didn’t even do it right

Go back to your soulmate the emperor

He is calling you

[glacial nymph]

but no matter what you do... don't check my closet

[cinder sapphire]

Wannabe German

[tough tapir]

Wannable brit

Shamk

[cinder sapphire]

Haha

That would be a fate worse than death

[vocal sigil]

i wish modding was actually a thing in this game cause i really want to replace the guard and scientist models with the old ones when they come out

[green verge]

Goodluck with your sweeping maidcient

[tough tapir]

No no

[cinder sapphire]

I would be by stinky @silent idol at that point

[tough tapir]

Timeless sweep

[cinder sapphire]

You do

Ancient

[tough tapir]

SweeplessMaid26

[cinder sapphire]

That is your job

[tough tapir]

Nuh uh

Your job

SG is waiting

[rancid dome]

Must go grab my popcorn asap

[cinder sapphire]

Been your job for seven years now

[tough tapir]

You too Ryamaid

[cinder sapphire]

Going strong

[tough tapir]

You always have the afternoon maid shift

[cinder sapphire]

You even the right size for the job

Short

[tough tapir]

Nah

Mauro can get the hard to reach places

[cinder sapphire]

That may be true

But really

You are also short

It works out

[glacial nymph]

time to murder for my love

SENPAIIIIIII

[wicked spade]

bruh

[cinder sapphire]

Potato code

Shitty dev

[meager slate]

[wicked spade]

else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if

[rancid dome]

Auro... don't lmao

[cinder sapphire]

You know I try not to make fun of you then you do this…

[ionic snow]

auro can i make fun of u?

[meager slate]

Nop

[cinder sapphire]

My god Auro

[ionic snow]

aww

[meager slate]

No making fun of me allowed

[cinder sapphire]

Instead

I am just going to eat sea bunnies

[wicked spade]

why dont we have female d classes again?

[glacial nymph]

no...

[meager slate]

hitbox advantage

[meager slate]

[fallow forge]

Oh lord

[wicked spade]

This is black magic!

[cinder sapphire]

Are you implying something

Auro

[meager slate]

wah

[cinder sapphire]

Nvm

You do you

[cinder sapphire]

You know. The ai really shouldn’t underestimate sci

Most of us know the cord of the ai core

With telesci

[strange niche]

me when I cut the computer core

I know how the teleman script works, two can play at that game

[eager wadi]

never knew they drew you.

[cinder sapphire]

Me when I make a plasma bomb and throw it at ai

Have fun with that

[strange niche]

I mean, AI cores have heavy explosive resistance

people have tried to TTV the AI many times

[cinder sapphire]

In the core

On the title

[strange niche]

even point blank

[cinder sapphire]

Hmm

What about several of them

And some chemistry

Bombs

With other stuff

In it

[strange niche]

can work, but since the TTV needs to be either teleported in, or you need to dig through several layers of reinforced walls

it's very rare, if ever for someone to actually try and kill the AI

they are more likely to just break into upload and solve the AI issue

[tough tapir]

You decapitated her

[quick plinth]

what does !rep do

[cinder sapphire]

Nah. It can be done

[strange niche]

of course

but there's no practical reason to

[cinder sapphire]

That is a reason

[glacial nymph]

why..

[eager wadi]

just internet points for !profile

[cinder sapphire]

Budget increases=death

[meager slate]

shut

[eager wadi]

[strange niche]

There's also the issue where if the AI goes rouge, you break into their chamber after countless amounts of effort

and the core isn't there

(I love moving my core, it's very funny)

[tough tapir]

But why is the core gone

[fallow forge]

What are you blue people talking about

[strange niche]

Space Station 13

[cinder sapphire]

Ah. You are one of those people.

That is it

[tough tapir]

Still decapitated

[cinder sapphire]

Releasing the black hole

[strange niche]

a side hobby of mine is taking screenshots of attempted derouges

[fallow forge]

Ketchup leak

[tough tapir]

Ah, good ol ketchup leak from the server rack

[ionic snow]

He fell with the ketchup 😭

spiled it all over

[cinder sapphire]

He was close

Poor cap

[fallow forge]

How would you derogue an AI

[somber raptor]

hell no

[strange niche]

On the server I play, the AI has something called Upload

[cinder sapphire]

Is that the ocean map

[strange niche]

which contains a Law Rack

[cinder sapphire]

I cannot tell

[strange niche]

That's Donut3

[cinder sapphire]

Oshen

Oh

Ya

I guess it could also be that

Haven’t played in a year or so

So definitely rusty

[fallow forge]

It is

[cinder sapphire]

Ah. Plasma my love

[tough tapir]

Reminded me of Kenshi

Taking cafe of Red Sabres

[fallow forge]

THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE

[cinder sapphire]

Haha

[tough tapir]

A random wounded bloodspider showed up later and started eating one of the corpses

[cinder sapphire]

Good

You were in my swamp

Maid

[strange niche]

actually hang on

[tough tapir]

Shrek

[cinder sapphire]

Those are my blood spiders

[strange niche]

I need to show my best trap

[tough tapir]

TheTimelessShrek

[fallow forge]

That sounds like space barotrauma

[tough tapir]

Ss13 is space baro

[tough tapir]

But it came before baro

[cinder sapphire]

Ya.

[tough tapir]

And it's a... lot more complex

[fallow forge]

"On air"

[cinder sapphire]

Haha

[tough tapir]

Gasps

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1278044097596096632/4x.gif

[cinder sapphire]

Why you messing with the radio people man

[strange niche]

because it's funny

[cinder sapphire]

Not that I am one to talk

But ya

[strange niche]

My prime target is always Genetics

because all you gotta do is bolt the doors then turn off the APC

and that's it

their life is over

trapped in a dark room

I love cyberbullying the genetics people

[cinder sapphire]

Genetics deserve it

Never giving out genes

[fallow forge]

What is that orb

[cinder sapphire]

Fuck genetics

[strange niche]

a singularity

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[tough tapir]

Funny ball of crushing

[strange niche]

SS13 is fun because you don't need to understand everything

the trick to having fun is to accept the chaos

[cinder sapphire]

You only play on goon or tg?

[strange niche]

goon

[fallow forge]

Goon?

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[fallow forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-goon-gif-5902471035652079804

[cinder sapphire]

I been meaning to learn tg

But my god

[fallow forge]

Whats tg

[cinder sapphire]

Been with goon for so long

[cinder sapphire]

Fuck bay station

Btw

[strange niche]

I typically play as the canonically brain damaged "Sheen The Pebbles"

he's a very good engineer

[fallow forge]

So being AI is literally being the mammal pod of Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker

[strange niche]

AI is more like being the ultimate administrator

[cinder sapphire]

Sometimes play as rd or scientist

[strange niche]

AIs are ridiculously good at coordinating departments and keeping track of the station

[cinder sapphire]

It basically needing to learn the entire game to be good. All the roles.

Expert diff

Or advanced

[tough tapir]

Free gondolas

Do it Simple

[fallow forge]

Gondola

[strange niche]

An experienced Ai that goes "rouge" is terrifying though

[tough tapir]

Gondola needs to be free

[fallow forge]

Rogue AIs in media are terrifying

Mostly in cyberpunk though

[strange niche]

Going rouge as AI is all down to your law upload

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[strange niche]

basically, AI and Cyborgs follow a set of laws that they MUST follow

To the letter

[cinder sapphire]

Which most caps will change it regardless to funny or Argo

[fallow forge]

So if an AI goes rogue cyborgs go too?

[strange niche]

yep

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[strange niche]

well

[fallow forge]

That sounds funny

[strange niche]

But these are the standard laws
You may not injure a human being or cause a human being to come to harm.
You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
You may always protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

[fallow forge]

Execute order 66

[strange niche]

Now, this is all fine and good

[tough tapir]

Asimov goes on a break

[fallow forge]

Oh so it's just Asimov

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[strange niche]

but this is where it gets very funny

[cinder sapphire]

People can say only x is a human

[strange niche]

Law 4 gets added: Only John Syndicate is/are Human

[cinder sapphire]

Ya