general-chat

[ionic snow]

im gon sit in a corner like a pussy and wait till everyone leaves so i can gamble

[quick knot]

Our current problem is full grown adults not using PEMDAS

[cinder sapphire]

if we lived that long

ya

which is a if

[fossil oxide]

That's messed up

[ionic snow]

oh lord i thought it was PEDMAS

im kinda stupid

[wicked spade]

200 years top

[woeful whale]

Or current problem is how to make infinite energy

[fringe cedar]

I mean it works the EXACT same

[cinder sapphire]

nah in 20 years fusion energy should take off

and after that

[quick knot]

And fighting online what the answer to "5 + 5 * 2 + (5*3)" is

[cinder sapphire]

it should be fine

[wicked spade]

30

[quick knot]

Technically it is

P
E
MD
AS

[ionic snow]

im gonna go get armory stuff

[quick knot]

That's the way

[ionic snow]

and gamble

im smart

[quick knot]

It can also be DM and SA.

The order is left to right

MD still takes priority over AS

[cinder sapphire]

energy wise we should be fine

[fossil oxide]

Parentheses, exponents, multiplication, division...

[cinder sapphire]

it just politics and ya

building the thing

[wicked spade]

nah we'll use fusion for lobbing nukes at each other

[woeful whale]

What if I want to take off too?

[cinder sapphire]

could happen

could not

[quick knot]

Parentheses (Or Brackets in some places)
Exponents
Multiplication or Division (Left to Right)
Addition or Substraction (Left to right)

[cinder sapphire]

a lot of near hits during the cold war

[woeful whale]

Nuking myself in Minecraft

[wicked spade]

my guess is america will fall and world go crazy soon

[cinder sapphire]

doubt it

[woeful whale]

Crazy?

[quick knot]

Clean energy mfs when you tell them to use fusion

[wicked spade]

uhnoh

[quick knot]

Just fucking boil the water

[fossil oxide]

(5/2 * 1/10) + 4/1 =

[woeful whale]

I will boil my blood

[cinder sapphire]

d/dx of x^2

[iron raptor]

i was crazy once

[ionic snow]

dogshit game

[quick knot]

But hey

[ionic snow]

i hate it

[quick knot]

We have windmills

Lots of them in the USA

[ionic snow]

i dont know why i drank 3 colas

thats a good question

[cinder sapphire]

speaking of nuclear fusion https://news.mit.edu/2024/more-durable-metals-fusion-power-reactors-0819

[ionic snow]

fk im stupid

[quick knot]

Fun fact

[cinder sapphire]

we need a lot more energy

in about 20 ish years

[quick knot]

Texas has more windmills than any other state

Like over 1000

[cinder sapphire]

plus a lot of farmers hate them

at least in my state

energy demands are rising

[quick knot]

When you live in tornado valley. Windmills make great energy stuff

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[ionic snow]

cat on ma lap

[quick knot]

Though it did surprise me Texas has the most.

[woeful whale]

Hi cat

[wicked spade]

no need to search for solutions for fusion, just throw a thermonuke in sea and use the vapor

[quick knot]

As I always see the people there being the most anti windmill people.

[cinder sapphire]

saw some windmills get destroyed by a ef3/4

before

[quick knot]

Ironic

[cinder sapphire]

tbch

[ionic snow]

i forgor medical items so i died to 3 colas

[cinder sapphire]

I think IL has a lot of that as well

go out of chicago

and ya

get ready to see a lot of signs

about it

[quick knot]

Yeah. IL has a lot of them despite not being in tornado valley

[cinder sapphire]

we are

[quick knot]

Most windmills are in tornado valley

[patent bear]

this will have no lasting effects

let's do it

[quick knot]

Ah. Then I'm thinking of another state

[cinder sapphire]

IL is for sure in tornado alley now

[quick knot]

There's one state with tons of them that isn't in tornado valley

[cinder sapphire]

hell one of the greatest lost of lives due to torandos happened in IL

the tri state tornado

1925

[honest swan]

hi, does anyone know how to disable Decontamination?

[quick knot]

Remote Admin

Roind Events iirc

[cinder sapphire]

the fact that tornado lasted 3.5 hours still mind blows me

[honest swan]

no, turn it off altogether

[cinder sapphire]

352 km winds

[quick knot]

Uh

There should be an option in the config files

That keeps it off forever on the server even after round restart

[honest swan]

and which ones exactly have I already accessed in config.gameplay?

[quick knot]

https://scpsl.notion.site/Gameplay-Config-Setup-96749e1751e249258df0a300cf2164fa

[woeful whale]

Why is the guy in space

[cinder sapphire]

why not

[hearty heart]

i lived in IL can confirm

[cinder sapphire]

which makes sense considering the south of IL is basically the south

even tho technically it isnt

but ya

springfield is so boring btw

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-kaifalcon-kept-you-waiting-huh-mgsv-mgs5-gif-26634832

[supple mason]

[somber raptor]

Here the bracket is not necessary since multiplication already has priority over addition

[quick knot]

Which is another issue anyways

Not shown well in my example but

Poor writting of an equation

1/5+2*7

Is it 1 over all of those? Just 5? 5 and 2?

It's why parenthesis are important

[west wigeon]

Me

Hiii

[runic lichen]

hi

[runic lichen]

i wanted to rep someone that had the name "rep" and I found u

[hearty heart]

TRUE

[fossil oxide]

5 + 5 * 2 + ( 2 + 5 * 3 )

[strong dune]

Impossible

[zealous leaf]

1

[wicked spade]

guys help me i think my resolve not to watch anime is slowly breaking, anime girls started to look so gorgeous

[cinder sapphire]

play halo

ez

[wicked spade]

i need immeidatenassistance before i sacrifice my life to a shitty anime series

[wicked spade]

i did, it is not protective anymore :(

[cinder sapphire]

play more halo

[wicked spade]

Will try thx

[cinder sapphire]

yw

[fossil oxide]

Are you a genius?

[zealous leaf]

im velocity

[fossil oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1272137726501847083/lv_0_20240811022139_online-video-cutter.com_1-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[west wigeon]

🔥

[trim pond]

When is 14.0 out?

[runic lichen]

😎

[runic lichen]

no idea

[fringe cedar]

Uh when they decide to release it

[runic lichen]

real

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/spoingus-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-21178537

[fringe cedar]

No

[trim pond]

Not helpful

[untold wyvern]

yes

[fringe cedar]

Idk I thought it was very helpful. Sorry to hear that it wasn’t.

[trim pond]

Alr imma excuse you this time

[fringe cedar]

I mean it was the only answer I could find

[ionic snow]

corn isnt cool

i dont like corn anymore

stupid corn

[untold wyvern]

windows 11 is great

[fringe cedar]

Wrong

[untold wyvern]

good?

almost good?

[fringe cedar]

Yeah that’s better

[somber raptor]

Good

[gilded timber]

When it's ready

[fringe cedar]

Exactly

See

[trim pond]

And when is it ready?

[gilded timber]

When the developers decide it is

[trim pond]

And when do the delevopers decide it is ready?

[fringe cedar]

When Hubert lets them out of the basement

[zealous leaf]

WHEN ITS DONE YOU SHEITHEAD JUST WAIT

[fringe cedar]

Woah no need for hostility

[trim pond]

And when its done?

[zealous leaf]

later this year

[trim pond]

not sooner?

[gilded timber]

Apply for a development position in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/475377522775687179 and you can find out

[fringe cedar]

Let’s go insider knowledge

[trim pond]

Ye but i need to enter

what if i get denied?

• you can just tell me as you are a mod

[fringe cedar]

No they can’t

They don’t have that kind of knowledge

[ionic snow]

im being bullied

[fringe cedar]

No you aren’t

[ionic snow]

i told trolliant hes short and almost got banned

[fringe cedar]

Skill Issue

[ionic snow]

fk u too

[fringe cedar]

Damn that’s mean

[gilded timber]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[trim pond]

aye leaking is good

[fringe cedar]

Omg a leek quick take a picture before it gets deleted

[ionic snow]

larry didnt know how to turn nuke off

[fringe cedar]

Rip

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/thief-tuna-i-will-not-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-26415595

[fringe cedar]

No tuna passing

[trim pond]

NO

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-the-health-kit-down-scout-tf2-gif-5876363903439030709

[zealous leaf]

trolliant is just trollainting

its tomfoolery thursday

[spice coyote]

only if mods could tell when the game would be done

[trim pond]

no

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-demoman-tf2-pass-the-scrumpy-pass-demo-tf2-gif-21314588

[trim pond]

yes

[wicked spade]

oh look a greenie

who wants to bully them first

[trim pond]

"oh look a greenie"

[spice coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1156342551016656937/1187849957273780235/spermMan.GIF?=&width=333&height=337

[zealous leaf]

be P A T I E N T

[trim pond]

can t

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-infinite-gif-9283736484189356582

[trim pond]

gulp

[zealous leaf]

i am going to pink candy you

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/medic-tf2-archimedes-medicmybeloved-gif-22766595

[untold wyvern]

ME!! ME!!1

[trim pond]

no

[zealous leaf]

sadly i cant join since im a green too

[ionic snow]

UNTURNED

WOOHOO

[trim pond]

Can 14:0 launch tomorrow?

[woeful whale]

14.0 will be released in 17864368407 from epoch times

[zealous leaf]

it will release

[spice coyote]

[meager slate]

Sorry guys, no update, i accidentally spilled my tea on our harddrives.. oopsie

[gilded timber]

The british strike again

[ionic snow]

what if

gun

[meager slate]

I'm not british..

[gilded timber]

But tea is

[meager slate]

Is it tho.

[edgy flint]

What the fart is this place

[meager slate]

Isnt it like chinese or smth

[edgy flint]

hey

You

Where do I report the exploiters at

[trim pond]

Proof?

[zealous leaf]

right i tell you what you f-

[gilded timber]

If they are still ingame, you can press N and report them through the player list.
If they aren't you can message anyone here with the <@&1002730276226617344> role with whatever evidence you have.

[ionic snow]

Lucid

that was funny

[edgy flint]

alright

[wicked spade]

yes tea is chinese, chai is too

[ionic snow]

lucid rn gaming

lucid come check out my shop

[gaunt talon]

[somber raptor]

They parked so close 😭

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/and-god-taketh-away-scp-gif-7611723066966386743

[meager slate]

Car

[somber raptor]

They 100% had a grudge on each other

[somber raptor]

Also it's on an incline so as soon as the black car lets go of the parking brake they gonna touch

[somber raptor]

You play genshin impact?

[tough tapir]

Naur

[somber raptor]

Then why u in a genshin impact server-

[rough wing]

Furina pop cat

I might download genshin impact because I have nothing fun to do here

[somber raptor]

Bro in a server for a single sticker

[somber raptor]

Don't

[meager slate]

[somber raptor]

I'd rather spend 110€ for Black Ops 6 Vault Edition than get Genshin Impact

[meager slate]

Fischl

[tough tapir]

Nessy

[wicked spade]

based

[sonic musk]

id rather spend 110€ for a cs2 skin

[wicked spade]

id rather go eat kebab

[somber raptor]

I'm about to spend 355€ for a CS2 skin you know 😂

[torn bison]

i love kebab

[somber raptor]

• 75€ for another 14 skins, 2 agents, 2 patches, 5 name tags

[wicked spade]

basedn't

[somber raptor]

Nuh uh

[wicked spade]

WYM NUH UH

[meager slate]

355$ on seabunni plushies

[trim pond]

What?

[tough tapir]

🍴

[ionic snow]

kebab very yummy

[wicked spade]

i wonder how sea bunny tastes

[meager slate]

EVEN THE PLUSHIES?

[meager slate]

Dont taste like anything

[tough tapir]

[wicked spade]

how do you know what they taste like hmm?

sus

[tough tapir]

Yummy cotton

Yummy polyester

[meager slate]

I dont. They probably dont taste like anything

[somber raptor]

According to the first google result of 'what does a sea bunny taste like': "a toxic taste"

[weary magnet]

Nice waste of money!

[somber raptor]

❌

Nuh uh

[weary magnet]

Yuh uh

[somber raptor]

Paracord Knife > literally any game released in 2024 except Helldivers II

[weary magnet]

You could spend that money on vitamin d pills since no one who isn't chronically online buys knives on csgo

[somber raptor]

Nuh uh

[weary magnet]

Ok brk

Bro*

[somber raptor]

There is a 99.9% chance that guy who bought a StatTrak AK-47 Blue Gem for 1.5 million $ is some arab rich guy collector rather than a chronically online dude

[bronze pier]

When Update

[somber raptor]

[rough wing]

Lele

[meager slate]

Told u

[somber raptor]

Northwood done copyrighted the word 'Soon'

[meager slate]

Told you, no update

Brainlag

[somber raptor]

I'm sending SCP J911 to your location

[bronze pier]

Ok

[rough wing]

Tomorrowmore

[meager slate]

Ineffective

[cinder sapphire]

still trolling you I see tall @meager slate

[tidal pebble]

when the new update

[cinder sapphire]

never

sl is canceled

[fringe cedar]

Damn big sadge

[tidal pebble]

no for real now

[wicked spade]

northwood is defunct, southstone took over and theyll turn sl into a gacha

[tidal pebble]

who tf is southstone😭

[meager slate]

Noh

[weary magnet]

You aren't him though

[eager wadi]

update is still in works

[tidal pebble]

is northwood still maker?

[eager wadi]

maker?

[tidal pebble]

cuz i know for a fact that northwood is too lazy for these

[meager slate]

Nyathan working hard on the update

[eager wadi]

they're definitely not lazy

[tidal pebble]

dont get me started

[eager wadi]

[fringe cedar]

Uh oh

Omg auro

[meager slate]

Pf

Thats funny

[tidal pebble]

first time they cooked this good tho

[wicked spade]

tall woman is online bow to your superiors mortals

[meager slate]

Long woman?

[fringe cedar]

Not “long woman” XD

[steel haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106274059471302708/1274106722629451908/caption.gif

[tidal pebble]

took u almost a minute to type ts

[somber raptor]

❌

Very wrong 💀

[tidal pebble]

fym

[fringe cedar]

They’ve been cooking

[tidal pebble]

get off that meat bro

[fringe cedar]

Bro I’ve been enjoying this game for years be quiet

If not from playing from watching videos

[somber raptor]

First of all, the new human models are kinda mid (i ESPECIALLY despise the mtf one)

Then, there were multiple bigger updates than what this seems to be (at least from what's public)... for example:

• 9.0 'Megapatch II' in 2019
• 11.0 'Parabellum' in 2021

[cinder sapphire]

glad for you piss yellow color

[wispy hill]

[somber raptor]

💀

[cinder sapphire]

oh ya

[tidal pebble]

how much hours u got lil bro

[cinder sapphire]

you choose the piss color

modern

L

[fringe cedar]

Over 600

[tidal pebble]

alright

ever seen the sunlight

[somber raptor]

It's literally orange

If your pee is orange i'd be concerned

[fringe cedar]

Sadly yes

[cinder sapphire]

it is piss yellow

get help

[tidal pebble]

i expect that from rust

[fringe cedar]

It is orange see

[tidal pebble]

not roleplay

[cinder sapphire]

you both wrong

[fringe cedar]

Ah then you’ve never met me XD

[somber raptor]

See a doctor please

[cinder sapphire]

both of these people

[tidal pebble]

give me ur steam id

[fringe cedar]

Not my pee my role color

[somber raptor]

Bro is not smart enough to open the guy's profile

he's got his steam account linked dude

[fringe cedar]

XD

Btw the timespan from when I made my steam account to when I actually started using it is insane

[cinder sapphire]

yes which is piss yellow

[tidal pebble]

its actually not insane

[fringe cedar]

Idk it was made in like 2016 or something and I didn’t start using it till the 2020s

[tidal pebble]

why yo profile private

[fringe cedar]

Is it?

[cinder sapphire]

why wouldnt it be

[tidal pebble]

i dont see ur games n stuff

[cinder sapphire]

peasants dont get to see

[tidal pebble]

sthu bro

aint nobody gaf bout yo rolepalying ass

[cinder sapphire]

sorry but did you hear a peasant talking just now

[rough wing]

I'm 1k from 50k

Fuck

Level 40

50

[cinder sapphire]

congrats for being a no life

proud of you

[tidal pebble]

dawg nobody gona care about yo discord levelws

chill out

[cinder sapphire]

no I am not talking about levels

[wicked spade]

i think that was a call for help

[cinder sapphire]

I am calling you a peasant for being a peasant

[rough wing]

Is this you

[somber raptor]

I (sadly) made it for SL iirc

[rough wing]

I made my account for sl aswell

My original name was radical larry

[somber raptor]

I do

[fringe cedar]

I didn’t and I always told myself I wanted to play but I kept forgetting about it and forgetting that the game was free

[wicked spade]

i made it for tf2 lmao

[strange trellis]

mine was made for civ 5

[fringe cedar]

I think mine was originally made for subnautica

[cinder sapphire]

mine will and always be for halo

[gaunt talon]

Same

[cinder sapphire]

simple man

[wicked spade]

based mcc enjoyer

[distant cove]

Oh steam account lore time?
Mine was literally for Train Simulator, and it was like that until 2016 where I started buying/playing more steam games. Which I believe was (in order) The Escapists, Garry’s Mod, Team Fortress 2, Motorsport Manager, and then The Escapists 2

[tidal pebble]

how do i see when i created my steam account

[distant cove]

If you have the years of service badge you can mouse over it and it will tell you when your account was created

[foggy coyote]

collect my pages

[wicked spade]

train simulator hmmmmmm tism time

[distant cove]

Where are said pages?

[cinder sapphire]

sorry

[wicked spade]

i ate them

[cinder sapphire]

I found them all alraedy

you getting sent back

[distant cove]

Damn

[cinder sapphire]

tomorrow

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/coyote-yot-yurryot-dog-bark-gif-9972038317307068235

[fickle ibex]

why it look like that

[strange trellis]

collect them yourself you lazy bastard

[distant cove]

The dog/wolf is traumatized

[cinder sapphire]

def not a wolf

it would be a grey wolf if so

and that is ya

[wicked spade]

real animals when they encounter a furry

[cinder sapphire]

face structure is different

[distant cove]

Is it actually?
Huh, learn something new every day I guess

[tidal pebble]

the wolf is cute tho

[quick knot]

my steam account was originally created as a shared one between my brother and I, only lasted like 2 years before it became fully under my ownership, "Terranhawk" was based off my dad's account "Terranfoxx". My brother got one named "Terrandragon" and my sister years later got "Terrankitty"

I am the only one who still uses Terran, the rest have all changed their names. Though my sister inactive Steam account remains Terrankitty. Other accounts, different.

I am the last of my kind, help

[foggy coyote]

so you're uncreative

alright

-rep

[quick knot]

my dad made the names

all based on a game called Starcraft. Then he never bought that game or told us about it.

[wicked spade]

blud leaked his family steam nicknames you failed opsec buddy

[quick knot]

so my name is based off some popular game that I have never played

[meager slate]

My name is original

[wicked spade]

time to triangulate your house

[cinder sapphire]

Ya. Most wolves have this type of face structure. Most dogs don’t.

[foggy coyote]

why bro so freaky

[quick knot]

can you please tell me where it is when you are done

I cant find my way there from Hubert's basement

[wicked spade]

WOLFS MENTIONED 🐺🐺🐺🐺 TURKIYE TURKIYE TURKIYE 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/uhh-wait-oh-walk-out-gif-15030069

[rough wing]

You see the reason I am a furry is not because I like it, it's because I have to continue the Turkish ancestry

[meager slate]

Oh

[cinder sapphire]

If only furries didn’t exist

If only

[wicked spade]

we gotta continue the line of asena brother

[cinder sapphire]

Ruining wolves

[rough wing]

🐺auuuuu

[tidal pebble]

Greek>turkey

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/c-cc-gif-21914929

[cinder sapphire]

Yes. Eat it @fallow kite

[rough wing]

Shut up

[fallow kite]

arent you 30? go home to your wife tf

[somber raptor]

Bro forgot that there are more Turkish SL players than Greek

Bro got balls of steel

[fallow kite]

[cinder sapphire]

At least I am not a Turkish

Worse than being a Brit

[wicked spade]

HUH

[fallow kite]

so you dont deny bein 30? ok

[rough wing]

When will you find love interest man

[tidal pebble]

cry louder

[fallow kite]

dude is 30 go find a wife loving kids dawg.... i on let anyone disrespect my country

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/red-role-nanami-yuji-itadori-beat-up-mahito-gif-11499285318585727545

[hazy notch]

Get back to work or suffer for the next 7 days

[tidal pebble]

baklava is from greek

[fervent mauve]

Hello.

[wicked spade]

short person neutralized thank you sir

[cinder sapphire]

Is it wrong tho

I think not

[hazy notch]

np o7

[tidal pebble]

u right they just hater

[fervent mauve]

How are you guys?

[wicked spade]

fine greenie hbu

[meager slate]

Im on vacation

[fervent mauve]

Fine.

[meager slate]

[rough wing]

Enjoy

[meager slate]

Thank you sanded

[cinder sapphire]

.....

[rough wing]

👍

[cinder sapphire]

I really want to say something

[tidal pebble]

send pics

[somber raptor]

Hi, person i only know from the Server Verification email

[cinder sapphire]

but enjoy your vacation

[somber raptor]

Mine boutta end

[hazy notch]

not anymore

[hazy notch]

hi, how can I help u?

[cinder sapphire]

you cannot do this to tall auro

I am the .... auro lawyer

[wicked spade]

you gonna call them short?

[somber raptor]

Just wanted to say hi

[hazy notch]

ah

mb buddy

[somber raptor]

The Auryer

[meager slate]

Joe put me on LoA so.

[cinder sapphire]

I wonder why

[hazy notch]

tall
Auro
pick one

[cinder sapphire]

oh I know why

[cinder sapphire]

tall auro

[hazy notch]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[cinder sapphire]

both

[wicked spade]

who's Joe

[hazy notch]

not in this universe

[cinder sapphire]

joe the electrician

[cinder sapphire]

nah I am always right

checkmate

[hazy notch]

1:0 for u

[wicked spade]

banned for far right ideology propaganda

[cinder sapphire]

damn .... this challenge is really hard

I was going to say something

or post something

why

[meager slate]

Joe mama

[meager slate]

He did tho

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/whyyy-emote-gif-27063289

[strong dune]

what if we had vaults and pallets in the game

[rough wing]

I think robots

[meager slate]

What if we had seabunnies in the game

[rough wing]

Best update since mimicry? Call it

[wicked spade]

as an edible
+50 hume shield
+20 hp

[meager slate]

If eaten kills the person that ate it

[hazy notch]

chill, take your time

[meager slate]

And the person turns into a seabunni

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[meager slate]

You have some cases for me btw or wah?

[rough wing]

Seabunni are cute

I like them

[meager slate]

[cinder sapphire]

sea bunnies are not for eating

ya

[hazy notch]

hmm, let me check

[cinder sapphire]

auro tall

[meager slate]

Real

[wicked spade]

buddy this challenge is bs just call the truth

[cinder sapphire]

it is not bs

[meager slate]

No, no hes right for once

[cinder sapphire]

it is the truth

[rough wing]

I'm 11'7

[wicked spade]

how tall are you then

[rough wing]

I'm kinda short, (つω`*)

[meager slate]

6'7

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-intensifies-gif-14242619

[rough wing]

Whoa

Large lady

[cinder sapphire]

haha

resist the urge

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-village-dimitrescu-lady-gif-21476290

https://tenor.com/view/chat-dead-gif-24919301

[glacial nymph]

Smash

Next

[wicked spade]

i wanna get sinked in her brea- ahem nothing nothing

[somber raptor]

But if you close your eyes,

[glacial nymph]

[somber raptor]

Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all

And if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like you've been here before

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/whyyy-nooooooo-emojis-gif-23824232

[somber raptor]

How am i gonna be an optimist about this? (x2)

[orchid kraken]

when greedy artist meets artist

[wicked spade]

so your pc is russian but your keyboard is german??? whut

[orchid kraken]

Because im in austria

I dont have russian letters on keyboard but i know where is each russian letter located

No russian letters but i know where is which

[wicked spade]

reminds me of when i had to use an arabic keyboard lmao

not fun

[orchid kraken]

When i first came to austria i only knew russia, my dad bought german keyboars and i had no idea where is which button, i glued little paper on each button with russian letter on it, but eventually they fell off and by that time i knew where is what

[somber raptor]

Fr

Dm advertising moment

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dante-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry5-hello-hello-based-department-gif-26042779

[orchid kraken]

I just looked on her bio and instantly understood its gonna be one of these scam commissioners

[rough wing]

Meowing rn

[orchid kraken]

Meow

[rough wing]

Group meowing sessionm

Meow

[orchid kraken]

Meow~

[rough wing]

Mrrau

[orchid kraken]

I love meowing

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/bluesmediacc-loveprofushion-satanic-ritual-witch-zimzalabim-gif-25613238

meow

[rough wing]

Meoww meow

[wicked spade]

MEOW MEOOEAW MOEW MEWO!

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-cat-cat-meme-very-angry-gif-2777706484280697310

[rough wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262096435755618447/1265776107311857786/togif-6-2.gif

Mraw mraw?

[wicked spade]

meow meowwwow meow meow

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[rough wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939229139494404116/1275553847238197298/3x_1-1.gif

Meow meow meow meow Pubg meow meow

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-up-top-give-me-gif-13840822

[rough wing]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-high-five-whats-up-gif-9385489

Meow

[somber raptor]

What her bio say?

[rough wing]

I think I'm one message away from level 50

[glacial nymph]

I remember someone actually made an art for me without my consent, and asked for 20$

Like brooo

[rough wing]

Or maybe not idfk

[visual acorn]

[somber raptor]

I believe in you

[rough wing]

I wasn't

[somber raptor]

About 1K or 2K more

(Xp)

[rough wing]

Tru

[somber raptor]

Me phone 2%

Im cooked

[past tusk]

kid namd charger

[visual acorn]

10 hours of school is crazy

[quartz isle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/594743302134431744/1126613744227733564/giphy_-_2020-08-11T154220.479.gif

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[somber raptor]

Where 💀

Here we have 27 hours a week (4/5 hours a day)

[visual acorn]

It's only on Mondays so pretty ok

[somber raptor]

No it's not okay 💀

[visual acorn]

Just the 11th grade in Germany

[somber raptor]

Here 9th and 10th grades are 27h a week (4/5 a day), 11th, 12th and 13th grades are 30 hours a week (5 a day)

[visual acorn]

Italy🥖

[polar spade]

I have 35 hours of school a week

This is Kindergarten to Year 12

[somber raptor]

Is Italy the only country with 13 years instead of 12 or sum? 💀

Why do i never hear anybody talk about 13th grade i other countries

[polar spade]

Do you have Pre-school and Kindergarten

[somber raptor]

Yes

[fallow geyser]

You have 13 years?

[somber raptor]

• 5 years elementary school
• 3 years middle school
• 5 years high school

That's 13

[fallow geyser]

Do you have Junior Kindergarten and Senior Kindergarten or something

[somber raptor]

Yes

[fallow geyser]

That explains it

In Canada it’s dependant

Some schools do it, some don’t

[somber raptor]

?

[fallow geyser]

2 years of kindergarten

Most places have 1

[solemn flame]

i did 2 years yeah

[fallow geyser]

I did 2, but I know a lot of people that did 1

[somber raptor]

We have 3 years kindergarten

[fallow geyser]

WHAT?

Bro literally why

[solemn flame]

maybe he means preschool idk

[fallow geyser]

Potentially

[somber raptor]

Uhh

I may... (may have gotten confused)

Which one is kindergarten again

[fallow geyser]

The one before Grade 1

[solemn flame]

kindergarten is in elementary school

ye

iirc preschool is separate

[fallow geyser]

Ye

[somber raptor]

in elementary school?

[solemn flame]

yes

[somber raptor]

We don't have that

[solemn flame]

huh

[fallow geyser]

If I counted preschool/Kindergarten I would say 15

But I don’t

[strange trellis]

who tf counts kindergarten

[solemn flame]

i was in kindergarten in a school that had 8th graders

lmao

[fallow geyser]

Italian people I guess

[fallow geyser]

My school’s K-12

[solemn flame]

i dont see many K-12s here anymore

[somber raptor]

Age 3-5 Preschool
Age 6-10 elementary school
Age 11-13 middle school
Age 14-18 high school

[somber raptor]

No

[solemn flame]

we have middle schools but im pretty sure thats just cause i lived in a big city

[somber raptor]

We don't even have kindergarten 😭

[fallow geyser]

What

You count preschool as school?

But skip Kindergarten?

Man you got me confused

[solemn flame]

i think his preschool IS kindergarten

[fallow geyser]

I just finished an 8 hour shift

[somber raptor]

No

[polar spade]

U guys overcomplicate stuff with elementary and middle school

[somber raptor]

Probably

[polar spade]

I just go preschool, primary school and high school

[fallow geyser]

I need to watch 2.5 hours of YTP vids before I can think straight again

[solemn flame]

based

[somber raptor]

💀

We have

• 5 years elementary school
• 3 years middle school
• 5 years high school

[somber raptor]

If you count it, 3 years preschool before that

[fallow geyser]

No

I don’t

[solemn flame]

im unsure why they split it up where i live but when i was in 5th grade the ended up taking out 6th grade from my school so i went 6-8 in middle school

[fallow geyser]

A lot of schools have that

[polar spade]

I spent 2 yrs in preschool
K-6 was primary
7-12 is high school

[solemn flame]

its very weird

[fallow geyser]

I always was on Christian schools so I didn’t have to worry about that

Anyways

[somber raptor]

If you find middle school 'overcomplicating' wait until you hear italian high school has different "faculties"

[somber raptor]

Btw another thing: no one in italy refers to grades from 1 to 13...

[fallow geyser]

Now I have a headache

From confusion

[somber raptor]

Instead of saying 12th grade we say 4th year of high school

[fallow geyser]

Why

[somber raptor]

No idea but imo it's better that way

[somber raptor]

(Probably biased by the fact that i live in Italy)

[solemn flame]

same thing with the british i believe they say year 12

or something

[fallow geyser]

Ok I’m going to go home and commit a mimir

[glacial nymph]

Guys, tf2 is pay to win

[quick knot]

wanna see something even funnier?

[solemn flame]

🔥

[fallow geyser]

How

[fallow geyser]

What

[somber raptor]

@fallow geyser still haven't read this

[polar spade]

Where i come from, college just means private school

[glacial nymph]

There's a taunt that can be abused for ambush

[somber raptor]

Same

[fallow geyser]

You watched that one video didn’t you

[glacial nymph]

Yes : )

[fallow geyser]

That’s situational

And only applicable to one class

[somber raptor]

"Guys, cs2 is pay to win because some knives take up 2% less screen space than the default knives"

[glacial nymph]

I personally never played cs2, some people tell me it's a good investement game

[somber raptor]

It is

Only thing is that it is HARD

Like... HARD

Skill gap is through the roof

[somber raptor]

And i'm about to spend 430€ on it for 19 skins

[random schooner]

I remember when the loot boxes first came out, and the alternate gear was absurdly broken and unbalanced. You'd have melee weapons that had very useful secondary features at the cost of negligible downsides, and so much that was superior in every way

People were complaining about EA loot boxes years later, but I blame TF 2 for making it popular

[gaunt talon]

Back then if you had all the items from a set of items

It would give you bonuses

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/armadillo-hunt-slow-gif-13933624

[fossil oxide]

Armadillos are cute, but can't decide whether for a crab or an armadillo

Wolf armor or more reach...

But I also love penguins

[quick knot]

penguins are cool

though armadillos did end up having more usages as they updated

such as giving full damage protection for the wolf armor, and they scare spiders off

[fossil oxide]

That's true

It got buffed and I love that

I also like that is not really exploitable

[patent bear]

the thing is like

[fossil oxide]

Cuz it breaks your brushes so fast

[patent bear]

wolves are kind of ass still

[quick knot]

yeah, the wolf AI sucks

[patent bear]

minecraft AI is just not good and doesn't work for companion mobs

[quick knot]

at least we got new skins for them

[fossil oxide]

Bro my wolves like to take fall damage all the time

[patent bear]

i love collecting shit in minecraft so that's definitely a good thing

[quick knot]

the spider scaring thing though, is really cool

now zombies are the only classic mob that isnt scared of something

[patent bear]

i mean besides zombies they're probably the least threatening mob

cave spiders can get pretty annoying though

[quick knot]

yeah, but can be fun to just have around

bring one to a mineshaft to scare off cave spiders

[patent bear]

anyways i'd be fine with the armadillo winning if the other 2 weren't canned for 2 or 3 more years

like why not add all 3 it's like maybe an extra 2 days of work

[quick knot]

give me penguin

they're cool

[quick knot]

from what I heard, they basically have everything planned they want in the update, and just do the mob vote as a "add one more thing to it"

and they just let the community vote for it

[patent bear]

mojang when their 3 hour work weeks that include their mandatory 1 hour long weed smoking break is increased to 5 hours

[quick knot]

sounds good on paper, but to an outside perspective, players wont know that

and then it creates fights within the community

[patent bear]

mob votes should be done away with

it was a bad omen (reference) when the first mob vote ever ended up in the phantom

the worst mob in the entire game that most people turn off insomnia to get rid of

[quick knot]

MARILLA in their youtube series really loves to rub it in that the community voted for the mob vote

[plush bolt]

phantom was so unbelievably mid, I expected a sleep paralysis demon not a bird that mildly harasses you if you don't sleep

[patent bear]

it doesn't even actually hurt you it just makes building absolutely fucking annoying

[quick knot]

that squid mob would have won if they mentioned it was an aquatic update beforehand

which is probably why they didnt state what the update was, to make all the mobs have more equal chances

[patent bear]

i fucked with the blaze dude the most

they also didn't really explain what the phantom would really do

they gave it a cool name

and then it came out and people were like "wtf is this"

fucking flying manta ray that inconveniences you when you're trying to build

[plush bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30BmmdCnc3A

[patent bear]

i think it's just a bad idea in general

[plush bolt]

I fw with this

[patent bear]

tying anything to not participating in a certain mechanic for too long is just stupid

[plush bolt]

they didn't really need to give people a need to sleep, mobs already do that, unless u got actual gear

but phantom doesn't do anything if you got gear either

should have done the squid thing

[quick knot]

and they even do less once you get a cat

[karmic ibex]

chat is this a good deal the 10% off is really tempting

[plush bolt]

I hate the glow squid

useless mob

[patent bear]

looks good

i don't see the issue

[quick knot]

Glow squid tricked us all

[patent bear]

glow squid is like

[quick knot]

We all thought it would be the Subnautica Mesmer

We were wrong

[patent bear]

inoffensive i guess

it's lame as hell but i don't feel anything really strong about it

other than glowstone dust could literally be used instead

[quick knot]

People really kept calling the Iceillger a lazy reskin back then

[random schooner]

Would you rather chuck 999 or a cuddlefish into the sun?

[plush bolt]

all the 2020 mob vote concepts were mid anyways

[patent bear]

999

[quick knot]

999

[patent bear]

i mean look at this guy

[random schooner]

Cuddlefish is from subnautica

[patent bear]

oh wait subnautica

that dude is also cute and i would not throw his ass into the sun

[past tusk]

nobody french uses that

[quick knot]

Cuddle fish wasn't made from the ground up as "this is a really cute fish, you must love it" nor is it some chosen one to save the day (which I feel like goes against the original intent)

[past tusk]

for ms

theres no middle school

anyway

[polar spade]

999 10 times over

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/subnautica-cuddle-fish-gif-26132870

[quick knot]

999 From the ground up has always been "very friendly cute SCP, so it can have free roaming around the site"

[patent bear]

my favorite subnautica fish is the gary fish

[quick knot]

Cuddlefish wasn't made with the intention of being a very cute fish. It was just changed into that later on.

[polar spade]

The cuddlefish was supposed be like the crashfish wasn't it?

[quick knot]

Yes

It was the original crashfish

[fallow forge]

Can you cuddle the cuddlefish

[quick knot]

After the concept art was made. They took the appearance and made it into something else.

[patent bear]

i think 999 is definitely one of the worst series 1 SCPs

and there is serious competition

i just really do not like "heckin wholesome 100" shit in SCP

[plush bolt]

I think the eye pods were good

[quick knot]

I don't really mind it that much

[fallow forge]

Isn't he the son of like the father of all evil

[quick knot]

I generally find SCPs more interesting when they aren't monster that kills you

[plush bolt]

no that's a dumb canon and I hate it

[patent bear]

objects are the ones i find the most interesting

[fallow forge]

I find shit interesting as long as its made interesting

[random schooner]

Never been a big fan of canons that try to link existing characters together

[patent bear]

with the monster SCPs it's like

[quick knot]

I just dislike how 999 was made as "super friendly SCP that can go against containment procedures because it is good"

[patent bear]

boring!! seen the idea before, don't care

[plush bolt]

I think it'd be cool if 173's article got remastered and went into more depth

[patent bear]

with object SCPs it's like

[fallow forge]

Most monster scps can be boiled down to wild animals that will maul you

[patent bear]

"daaaaamn the soda can that makes your dick explode??? fuck yeah"

[quick knot]

It's the going against containment procedures I dislike

[fallow forge]

Hell yeah

[quick knot]

No SCP should be allowed to freely roam

That's just a security risk

[fallow forge]

Tell that to the ethics committee

[plush bolt]

I think 106 is one of the better written series 1 scp's

same with 939

[fallow forge]

True

[quick knot]

Tell the ethics committee to shut up

Free roaming is why 1048 is missing

[patent bear]

i'm personally an 005 fan

[fallow forge]

Demoted to dclass

[patent bear]

2 paragraphs

[polar spade]

The Ethics Committee would also say no to SCPs roaming

[quick knot]

1048 is why you should never allow an SCP to freely roam

Even if it seems friendly

[polar spade]

Exactly

[fallow forge]

FAAAAAKE

They are evil liberals

[random schooner]

My favorite series 1 SCP is the endless staircase. Writing was fairly good, and that is legit the only SCP that gave me a nightmare

[quick knot]

Now they have 3 more 1048s to worry about. All of which are hostile.

[plush bolt]

hold it, there's an scp discussion channel yet everyone chose General to talk about scps

[fallow forge]

Trying to make the murder monsters gay

[fallow forge]

scp discussion is kind of nasty

Its a channel that gets yucky

[quick knot]

It morphed from minecraft to SCPs

So uh

Chick-fil-A is starting a streaming service or something

[fallow forge]

What

Why

[plush bolt]

I don't mind 682's article, I just hate the people who try to make it OP

[quick knot]

I have no idea why either

[fallow forge]

Why does everyone want their own streaming platform

[plush bolt]

money

[fallow forge]

It cannot be that profitable

[quick knot]

Me when I see discussing films on Twitter and laugh at the joke

Then see the handle isn't the parody.

[patent bear]

If you want a REAL good SCP read go look up SCP-597

very good!!!!!!!

[random schooner]

The Hard to Kill Reptile when someone kills it (it was just very hard to kill but not impossible)

[fallow forge]

Like we've reached the point of capitalism where you don't hold back and market yourself but still

[patent bear]

i saw this shit with the skibidi toilet movie

i thought it was a joke

no way some corpo is that stupid

[plush bolt]

every termination test writer ever conceived didn't see the part about 682 having to consume mass to regenerate

[quick knot]

Oh

The ocean claimed another billionaire

[trail salmon]

sa

[quick knot]

That was confirmed earlier today

[plush bolt]

what

which billionare

[polar spade]

Ocean just really likes billionaires

[quick knot]

According to his wikipedia

[plush bolt]

billionaires really like the ocean

[polar spade]

Ocean took eat the rich a bit too literally

[quick knot]

He was in court earlier this year for fraud but found not guilty

Weeks after that he died

[random schooner]

And Australian PMs

[patent bear]

shoutout to my homie poseidon

[quick knot]

And two days earlier an associate also in the case died in a car accident

[polar spade]

lmao

[random schooner]

One day the Australian PM went swimming at the beach, and just never came back. Never found the body either.

[plush bolt]

he recognized the bodies in the water

[quick knot]

Clearly he is just that good at hide n seek underwater

[polar spade]

Literally 1976

'

[fallow forge]

Dont tell anyone but we sacrifice billionares yearly to appease the old ocean gods

[quick knot]

History has a lot of fun and interesting things

[polar spade]

Indeed

[fallow forge]

FAAAAKE

[plush bolt]

so what's it like living in the Australia dimension goodman

[polar spade]

Anomalous

[quick knot]

This is one of my favorite historical trivia of WW2

[plush bolt]

why does your country have so many scp's

[polar spade]

My country is an anomaly

[quick knot]

It is upside down

[plush bolt]

salt water crocodiles bro

kangaroos

[quick knot]

And the country is terrible at animal control

[plush bolt]

platypus (which I recently found out are venomous like wtf)

[polar spade]

Well last time we tried animal control, rabbits took over the country

[gaunt talon]

They are?

[plush bolt]

Emu's are Australian 1507

[plush bolt]

ye

[quick knot]

Ferrets are everywhere in Australia. Brought by humans to kill pest

Instead they kill birds

Also Australia lost a war against birds

[polar spade]

There's a reason why Australia now has one of the strictest biosecurity laws in the world

[past tusk]

add countries/HOI4 similar gameplay to scpsl

[polar spade]

We don't speak of that

[past tusk]

but like with mtf and ci

[plush bolt]

Platypus: Mammal, lays eggs, venomous, has a beak

[polar spade]

Those bloody emus are terrifying

[past tusk]

like there would be a mtf commander in the helicopter and a ci commander in the car

that would be playing like in HOI4

[plush bolt]

wtf is that

[past tusk]

and command the troops

[polar spade]

Marsupial

[quick knot]

Not the only egg laying mammal either

[past tusk]

and like not be a fpc role

[quick knot]

There's like three of them

[plush bolt]

marsupial are mammals

[quick knot]

Platypus are just the most well known one

[polar spade]

Yes

Its a sub-classification

[quick knot]

Phineas and Ferb definitely made them even more popular

[plush bolt]

Phineas and Ferb didn't tell the kids that platypus will kill you

[polar spade]

Did you know real life playptus aren't teal

Except they are under UV light

They glow in UV light for some bloody reason

[plush bolt]

Radioactive

they are anomalies

[polar spade]

U reckon?

[plush bolt]

Does Australia also have a color filter like mexico

Is it red to symbolize the blood of the innocents that were torn apart by emu's

[random schooner]

It's because they'd didnt have the best MTF to help

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-red-dead-chat-dead-chat-gif-12501632537559418641

[novel gorge]

wombats

[gaunt talon]

Is that geoboat from arcadia

[plush bolt]

isn't that the thing that shits cubes

[fallow kite]

Imagine gaming scp sl in linux 💀

[worldly orchid]

this was a thing before

@gilded timber maybe its good it didnt load

[fallow kite]

I just got introduced to proton

[worldly orchid]

yeah but there were native linux builds of the game before

you could run it without any compatability layer

[fallow kite]

Never heard of it

[worldly orchid]

💀

[fallow kite]

Yeah...not gonna work

xd

[worldly orchid]

@humble cypress you're online arent you

trolling attempt here

[fallow kite]

Bro trying so hard

[sterile crater]

everyone fail

[worldly orchid]

good that they disable that by default

[fallow kite]

Imagine what gonna happen if he really can mention everyone

I can imagine hell

[bold jasper]

lol?

[worldly orchid]

the mods would respond faster lol

[fallow kite]

Xd

[worldly orchid]

but like this its nothing really but spam

[fallow kite]

Yea

Btw, would you believe me if i said i tried to install Linux 5 times and failed ?

And i broke SSD after the third try

[bold jasper]

oh cool they left

yall wanna see something funny

[fallow kite]

I bet i saw funnier

[bold jasper]

public execution!

[fallow pagoda]

Smash Shrek

[fallow kite]

That's funny

[bold jasper]

!ban 835846022093340693 Tried to spam ping everyone a ton of times, then left

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[bold jasper]

:D

[fallow pagoda]

Imagine pinging 116,946 people