general-chat

[worldly orchid]

900 Bosnian Convertible Marks

415 is not exactly that

[acoustic moat]

that can't get you anything in germany

you'd be homeless

[worldly orchid]

if we are talking dollars or euros

[rancid dome]

I could get some cheap first-hand Honda bikes with the 15k lol

If not, then missing just a small amount

[worldly orchid]

what currency are you talking about btw

[rancid dome]

THB, Thai Baht.

[worldly orchid]

415 THB?

I thought euros

[rancid dome]

oh

The 415 is USD

[worldly orchid]

BAM is pegged to EUR so they have a fixed exchange rate so I kinda know of the top of my head

[rancid dome]

Did say this

[worldly orchid]

I didnt see

[rancid dome]

Fair, xD

[worldly orchid]

I saw (my currency) somewhere

Currency pegging is good for bad economies apparently

we had this with the Deutschemark before

Once the EU formed their own currency we switched to that

[rancid dome]

Our minimum wage is like 300/day (<8.5 USD/day) lmao

[worldly orchid]

I don't know for us

[rancid dome]

Such strong economy

[worldly orchid]

whatever it is, honestly, it's probably shit

Bosnia and Herzegovina 💪

[rancid dome]

Very, yes.

[distant cove]

Bawomp :<

[worldly orchid]

Let me check our Wikipedia page

also another issue here

many people are leaving, so no jobs

more unemployement

you can see where this is going

[rancid dome]

Ohh, that's gonna be bad

[distant cove]

Negative feedback loop

[worldly orchid]

our GDP is 29 billion

[rancid dome]

Ours is 495.4 B 💀

How the heck is the economy so shit with this gdp

[worldly orchid]

Since 2013, we lost like a million people i think

[visual acorn]

And that's why buying a nitro is a good investment:

[rancid dome]

Exactly!

Was a gift.

[visual acorn]

nice

[distant cove]

Nice™️

[sterile crater]

!rep @fallow kite

[snow umbra]

You have just given @drowsy cairn a reputation point!

[worldly orchid]

I only bought nitro once

because it auto renewed from trial

so I gave nitro to my friends and refunded it

loool

[visual acorn]

Thailand

Is crazy

I think the country is in a little downfall after the covid crisis

[fallow kite]

!rep @sterile crater

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sterile crater a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

It made some recovery

[lost ferry]

[rancid dome]

But then it only just started to go down again

Heard that it's opening the visa-free thing to more countries to boost tourism

[visual acorn]

Is there something else except for tourism in this country?

[rancid dome]

Uhhh

Lady boys.

[distant cove]

Lady boys?

[visual acorn]

Average Asian country

[fallow kite]

🤑

[rancid dome]

Aside from tourism?

I would say agriculture tbh

Lots of exports from that sector, same for the manufacturing sector

[visual acorn]

If only they had oil...

https://tenor.com/view/petrol-station-gif-23573443

[rancid dome]

We do have our own oil rigs in the Gulf of Thailand

[visual acorn]

🤑

[rancid dome]

But the oil we get from there is just not good in terms of quality compared to imported ones

I can't remember what the ones we get ourselves are used for tho

[somber raptor]

we may have lost but it was fire

[warped trench]

🇺🇸 IS COMING RAAAAH 🔥🦅

[rancid dome]

MURICAAA

I would enlist in the US Armed Forces

[distant cove]

We will come along, ruin your economy even more, and leave!

[rancid dome]

They can just fly to the rigs from their base in Bangkok :p

What are they gonna do with the low quality petroleum, fuel their M1s and other machines? It ain't gonna be able to do anything lol

[somber raptor]

damn

[warped trench]

im pretty sure low quality petroleum is still enough to do some good jungle jelly 🔥🇺🇸

[somber raptor]

it's concerning when i'm the only one in the team with a positive Leetify rating

[visual acorn]

It means they put you in the bottom

[rancid dome]

Anything for the oil, am I right? lmao

[visual acorn]

Cuz you performed bad

[warped trench]

i heard france got alot of oil (USA please bomb france 🙏)

[visual acorn]

Find yourself teammates

[somber raptor]

easier said than done

[visual acorn]

That's the only way to come through

[distant cove]

yessir

[somber raptor]

of my friends:

• one is on vacation until september
• one is utterly dogshit at the game
• one is good but doesn't have prime
• one is dogshit and doesn't have prime
• the rest are mid and don't have prime

noice

[rancid dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615880933870141440/1157349994291003463/Insane_hit-reg.mp4?ex=66a3cbad&is=66a27a2d&hm=1c2f471af4f256ef5a9fa3958e40fee707a8c8a74576bc62fb0927d543a4dfb7&

I'm just that good, what can I say man

Was playing with my friends

[worldly orchid]

what you see is what you get

[rancid dome]

Clearly that was an illusion

[light spear]

@teal vine

holy shit

[teal vine]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[light spear]

didn’t ya quit

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah, I put my crosshair at the middle-top part of monster because I was more so expecting someone to ran to the other side than just shifting like that lol

[teal vine]

Yes

I am waiting for an 079 nerf

[rough wing]

!rep freezerbox

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fickle ibex a reputation point!

[visual acorn]

The moment when spoon became spook

[teal vine]

its funny cus this is my nickname from halloween

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/walt-walnterwite-walter-stare-staring-breaking-bad-gif-8185929955267525825

[teal vine]

ive basically been dormant for almost a year

[light spear]

@teal vine wow

ngl

I am the best 079 player

[teal vine]

ok tnt

[light spear]

yes spoon

[visual acorn]

Are you really?

[light spear]

I still have the world record for most scp spawns in a row

11

[light spear]

yes.

[teal vine]

pretty unlikely to be fair

[light spear]

you don’t remember?

[teal vine]

i was there?

[light spear]

yes

you were

[teal vine]

do not remember no

[light spear]

and arman

and tortans

Ethen

[teal vine]

Was this when neek still existed 😟

[light spear]

yes

[teal vine]

😔

[light spear]

bring it back pls

I still have the name

[teal vine]

i know haha

[light spear]

bring it back

[rough owl]

How many players

[light spear]

or I will

[light spear]

like a max server

[rough owl]

Of

[teal vine]

you can bring it back if you want. no one is stopping you

[light spear]

30

[light spear]

i got ur word?

fr?

it’s not raiding tho

[teal vine]

what was i gonna do. sue u?

[light spear]

fr

no like

you are the ORIGINAL CREATER

[teal vine]

as long as u dont turn it into (UK) idc

[light spear]

i got respect

[light spear]

what happened to them

[rough owl]

Yeah thats EXTREMELY lucky

[teal vine]

very toxic scp group

[light spear]

ik

i shit on them

[teal vine]

just dont make it like that yeah

[rough owl]

In the range of 10s of millions to one I think

[teal vine]

It depends on how many scps there were

[rough owl]

Dream luck ..,

[visual acorn]

They are not that toxic

[light spear]

no they are

super toxic

[rough owl]

How many are there at 30? 5?

6?

[teal vine]

Mate we are both in that discord with them

[visual acorn]

Chill people, except for a couple

[visual acorn]

Fair enough

[rough owl]

Well its either one in tens or hundreds of millions

If 5 or 6 spcs spawn Idk

[visual acorn]

Still more common than getting an n word in your YouTube video link

[teal vine]

If it's 5, you have to actually be lying tnt

[rough owl]

[teal vine]

We are talking dream luck

Rarer than dream luck

[rough owl]

Today I shall share this nice Geometry Dash video

[visual acorn]

Bro was using the same software as dream

[visual acorn]

XD

[teal vine]

🤑

[visual acorn]

sadly he changed the link

[rough owl]

Yeah that sucks 😔

What was the videos name

[visual acorn]

LIMBO (My Hardest Demon) by MindCap and more | Geometry Dash

[rough owl]

Thank you

[light spear]

I should’ve recorded it

[fervent mauve]

Hello all.

[eager wadi]

[fervent mauve]

How are you?

[eager wadi]

I am doing fine

hbu.

[fervent mauve]

The update with Chaos Raider and Chaos Repressor doesn't work.

[uneven plover]

Damn. Nice amount of detail bro

[fervent mauve]

As a raider, I still get weapons from the repressor.

[fallow kite]

"Raider"

[fervent mauve]

Yeah right.

I have SCP:SL in Czech, so I don't know how else to describe it.

[fallow kite]

We have this word in english and it's called "marauder"

[orchid kraken]

Im Noxplis

[hot mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920941140528758824/1258412842772856853/image_1.gif

[worldly orchid]

ayyyy we revived yugoslavia

in scp sl...

[lethal scroll]

My monitor

[tame hollow]

hello jeremy

wait

you can ask amazon questions?

[fallow kite]

No you're not

We already established this

You're Car from garn47

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-hit-single-fnf-no-gif-3466891154401241773

[plush bolt]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[tame hollow]

homhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhom

[plush bolt]

homhomhomhomhomhom

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[tame hollow]

yoo tier 4 patreon

sup man

[plush bolt]

ew

a rich person

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1261422159310491678/oLHLmpwmiDf62RtTGcD0.gif

How bro felt after saying that

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-chicken-gif-26197609

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/lebronkrilld-gif-16577660168367355069

[plush bolt]

🦞

[tame hollow]

🦐

[eager wadi]

you telling me a shrimp dunked this shark

[shut carbon]

Hey guys

If I swap my SSD out

And install my SL server back onto it

Will it still work or need reverification

[orchid kraken]

@eager wadi im being bullied bru

[tame hollow]

it doe be

[tame hollow]

if you use the same IPv4, you can just reuse the verification token. If the IP changes, you need to request new verification.

[eager wadi]

ok

fixed

[worldly orchid]

bullying has been removed

[tame hollow]

bullying has been readded - multiplier 2x

[tough tapir]

@hoary nexus

!<o

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1235787163904249866/image.png?ex=6635a3fb&is=6634527b&hm=1592c83a50d96c323b0f8269c590d4631eee3236723751f9d337349212bbd4fd&

[orchid kraken]

FUCK

[shut carbon]

Aight 🙏

[hoary nexus]

<O

[tame hollow]

aha! Einer der Deutsch spricht

[orchid kraken]

Wie hast du es heraugefunden lmfao

!langger

Whatever

Fuck it

[hoary nexus]

!langde

[snow umbra]

Hallo, dies ist ein englischsprachiger Server. Du kannst den lokalisierten deutschen Community-Server hier betreten.

[tame hollow]

Welches Kanton

[orchid kraken]

Kanton? Gandon?

[tame hollow]

Du hast Österreich in deinem Deviantart account hinterlegt

[orchid kraken]

Lmfao

Yes vienna

[hoary nexus]

why are you checking his devaintart account

[tame hollow]

wondered if he made these cat things

[orchid kraken]

Its so delicious wont you come with us and cook for us tonight?

[tame hollow]

which seems he doesnt

[orchid kraken]

No im not the creator of gnar47

[hoary nexus]

n-no

??

[orchid kraken]

Im creator of

[hoary nexus]

deutsch

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/ломка-2-головоломка-2-inside-out-2-outside-in-2-lomka-gif-616251911857346059

[hoary nexus]

I think this is plagiarism

[orchid kraken]

Plag what

Ah

Plagiat

Yeah

Copying

[hoary nexus]

plagiaat

[tame hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860613752130371627/1223065725418082354/caption.gif

[hoary nexus]

so true

[orchid kraken]

Thats how u say it in russia

[hoary nexus]

no

[orchid kraken]

Yes

Плагиат

[hoary nexus]

why are you german an rusain

[still moth]

hell chat

[hoary nexus]

hell

[orchid kraken]

That one fay i got doxxed lmfao

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/scp939-scpsl-northwood-mimicry-hello-gif-26359407

[orchid kraken]

I speak both languages

[hoary nexus]

I think they plagiarised plagiaat

literally how we say it

[tame hollow]

Plagiat

[hoary nexus]

plagiaat

[tame hollow]

i think your a button is stuck

[hoary nexus]

no

it's plagiaat

[orchid kraken]

Im abt to get 250€ sfm commission 🗣

[fickle ibex]

plagyat

[tame hollow]

gyat

[orchid kraken]

With the dash of a salt and a little bit of pepper

[tame hollow]

im abt to spend that much on some stupid stuff

probably

[orchid kraken]

Im only trynna collect for motion capture costume

Cuzn

Cuz

Cuz cuz of cuz

[tame hollow]

does it need to be high resolution?

[orchid kraken]

Cuz uc zucz

1080p

Or 2k

Or 720p

But 720p rendering is faster

1080 is 2x time while 4k is 8x time rendering

[tame hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVUefLRARRQ&t=223s

pfff

[orchid kraken]

WHAT

Eait i need to know if its connectable to sfm

As dmx

[tame hollow]

you can use it with blender

if that works for you

just watch the video

[orchid kraken]

I saw the valve use Xmotion

Idk if they deliver to austria

[orchid kraken]

Behind the scenes of csgo trailer

https://youtu.be/GiCau-vzve4?si=cxArO5j4YRxYZCJ4

[fallow kite]

HE THINKS HES TONY MONTANA

Also note how it's the payday 2 rendition instead of the actual scarface

[tame hollow]

would be fire if they did that with cs2's engine

[orchid kraken]

Imagine scp sl with s2 engine

[orchid kraken]

I've got a bow to shoot at you little human

[tame hollow]

I've got a Nerf gun

beat that

[orchid kraken]

I got baldi

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/2024-was-3-years-ago-2024-3-years-ago-2024-was-3-years-ago-dog-2024-was-gif-3760429401851996185

[lethal scroll]

It sucks I was never able to experience this

That's the only thing I'd get though
Never been a fan of Wings

[wide kiln]

I’ve got a wall of nerf guns, beat that

[tame hollow]

the armory

[fallow kite]

Dude why do modern nerf guns look so ass

[fallow kite]

Are these even modern

[wide kiln]

They’re the nerf rival series

And yeah they look like Fortnite guns

[wide kiln]

Which is modern, yeah

[celest scarab]

I've got 2 useless pokemon cards

[zinc gazelle]

Great

[wide kiln]

Took me a trip to Home Depot and a few 2x4s and cutting with some help from my dad

I’m 14 I think I’m allowed to do that

And also I stopped buying them a while ago

[orchid kraken]

Bro gonna lose his childhood privileges once he hits 16

[wide kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-emoji-emoji-chorando-emoji-cry-cry-gif-25060390

[forest field]

loose his privileges for what, having a hobby?

[zinc gazelle]

I am already 16…

[gilded timber]

Keep it sfw and don't make baseless accusations

[forest field]

it's NERF or NOTHIN 😤

[wide kiln]

Aw man

[eager wadi]

!stab @ivory mortar

great attitude

[snow umbra]

gyro_joe#0 has been muted in this server.

[worldly orchid]

today was a good day

and now that all of this is done i am going vacation

[zinc gazelle]

Ok

[orchid kraken]

I mean depending on parents, my parents are strict so even if i have bought nerf gun at 15 they'd trashtalk me 24/7

[forest field]

In my professional opinon, I think your parents should let you have interests

[orchid kraken]

No shit

That's literally what they should do lmfao

[worldly orchid]

good work

I made a video about 13.5.1 and I got like 60 subscribers from that one lol that was unexpected

you do SL animations?

[orchid kraken]

Everytime i vent
"Man up"

Them when i have an interest
"Ehhh, another useless thing you do"

I buy myself something
"Why are you wasting the fucking money?"

Ah yeah cant have fun

[zinc gazelle]

You

[orchid kraken]

Yes

[zinc gazelle]

I saw you

[worldly orchid]

hello

where was I

[zinc gazelle]

Greetings

[zinc gazelle]

In YouTube

[lethal scroll]

It's the cuddle fish

[zinc gazelle]

I have 4 of them

[lethal scroll]

Cook him

4000 calories

[zinc gazelle]

You fuckin soulless monster…

[patent bear]

fucked up

[strange trellis]

I will cook you

[lethal scroll]

I know something better than the cuddle fish

They are making a gargantuan leviathan plush

[zinc gazelle]

Gargantuan?

[lethal scroll]

Yes

[zinc gazelle]

No doubt about it THIS IS the most scariest thing I’ve seen in horrors

[light spear]

if scp sl adds more scps in normal games I will buy the highest Patreon

[zinc gazelle]

Hah

Yeah no

[light spear]

wym no

[eager wadi]

eventually yeah

12.0 made it more possible to add more scps for the future like 3114

[light spear]

nonono

lemme show u

https://youtu.be/x4i51pES_LQ?feature=shared

[strong dune]

Quality of life change

[light spear]

that too

wallahi

@eager wadi may i get hired

[strong dune]

Dude let me say my shit

[eager wadi]

#475377522775687179

[light spear]

my portfolio

worked for this company

❤️

[eager wadi]

i am only a discord manager

[light spear]

oh

[eager wadi]

follow the discord channel i sent.

[light spear]

alr ❤️

wait

am 17 tho

@eager wadi

[lethal scroll]

Shark 💕

[eager wadi]

you will need to be 18.

[light spear]

like?

uhm

so I can’t get into northwood?

Istg I saw 14 year olds working for yall

[eager wadi]

no?

[light spear]

is there qa tester positions then

[eager wadi]

check #475377522775687179

[light spear]

non

but am 17

[eager wadi]

you can contribute by joining the discord in #933082787706183710

[light spear]

alr

[steel haven]

simply age faster

[zinc gazelle]

You’ll be good here

[light spear]

awh streamlin

long time no see

[rough wing]

I am 18

I tower over uou

[steel haven]

[rough wing]

Bow down to me peasant

Just kidding.

[light spear]

I have 2 companies 💀

[steel haven]

yeah buddy i have 0.1 shares in microsoft pipe down

[rough wing]

And I study nuclear physics at the 4th best university in türkiye

No need for a piss race

[strange trellis]

and I

am a landlord

[hollow furnace]

fr?

[rough wing]

Not that big of an achievement

[hollow furnace]

sulfuric acid :3

[rough wing]

There are 3 more universities I could have gone to

[steel haven]

shrimply amazing

[rough wing]

But didn't study enough like a fool

[steel haven]

i ❤️ nuclear power

[zinc gazelle]

Quantum physics for creating Time Machine

[hollow furnace]

im probably gonna do some computer stuff

[light spear]

Sus lan

[fallow kite]

The nuclear power in question:

(boiling water)

[hollow furnace]

based

[rough wing]

Ok

[steel haven]

billions must fission

[hollow furnace]

theres so many areas i wanna go into

[light spear]

And the best uni at turkey is like an normal uni in the UK

💀

[hollow furnace]

computer graphics, cybersecurity, telecom like my uncle

damn

[strange trellis]

tbf, most disasters were from human error

[rough wing]

Wrong

[light spear]

how’s ur economy

[rough wing]

I was in the first 5009

5000*

How does that relate with economy

[light spear]

hows ur hypocrite president

🤣

how’s ur refugee situation

[hollow furnace]

guys no racism

[hot mirage]

😬

[rough wing]

The fact that there are more universities makes it harder for us

[hollow furnace]

please

[rough wing]

Don't you realize that

[light spear]

why does so much Turks move to Germany

[rough wing]

I wouldn't know

Born here

Dying here

[forest field]

Can't we go back to making fun of my country, that one was funnier

[hollow furnace]

https://tenor.com/bRb66.gif

embeg fail

[rough wing]

Bringing up ones economy as a way of a matter within an argument just shows you whose the more durable person

[forest field]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[hollow furnace]

point and laff

[strange trellis]

racism is bad unless its against brits or the french

[rough wing]

Truly, you guys haven't seen hard

[hollow furnace]

or landlords :3

[light spear]

no I think ur just mad

[strange trellis]

true, we do eat babies

[light spear]

how’s your “middle class”

[hollow furnace]

mmmmm black mold

[rough wing]

Why would I be angry at a random guy on the internet

[forest field]

based tbh

[rough wing]

I am one of them

It is what it is

[light spear]

are they suffering?

[forest field]

Are we making fun of them for being poor or something

Why make fun of poor people for being poor when you can make fun of rich people for being rich?

[rough wing]

I don't know but this guy really likes to flex his economy, since he doesn't have anything greater

[light spear]

no I am making fun of the fact that the government allowed this kind of matter to begin with

[hollow furnace]

@humble cypress oh moderatprs

[light spear]

I am not making fun of Turks

I love Turks

[rough wing]

I ain't the one with the government sir

I don't work for the government

[light spear]

I am making fun of the goofy ahh government

[rough wing]

At least not yet

[light spear]

rage baiting

[light spear]

ooo

I like that

[hollow furnace]

no bitches?

[forest field]

rage baiting for what, are we supposed to be mad that he isn't a politician

[light spear]

ur pfp suggests the one who truly doesn’t get bitches

🤣

[forest field]

We saw that

[rough wing]

How's your relationship with your girlfriend?

[light spear]

that’s haram buddy

[forest field]

DJ IS COMING

EVERYONE PANIC

[light spear]

isn’t u

Muslim

[rough wing]

Non Muslim telling a Muslim what he's doing is wrong

Laughable

[hollow furnace]

no pfp mfer 😭 your opinion is irrelevant

[forest field]

True, it's better to be wearing unstylish clothes than to be naked

[light spear]

anime pfp lil bro

[hollow furnace]

swing and a miss

[light spear]

okay

no more

[forest field]

☝️🤓 Acktually, that's not anime

[eager wadi]

!warn @light spear being rude, attempting to start arguments

[light spear]

am sorry if I made anyone mad

FUCK

TOO LATE

DAMN IT

[hollow furnace]

LMAO

[forest field]

I'm sorry this had to happen

[light spear]

I SAW THAT TYPING

[light spear]

well no

[tame hollow]

there is no graphite

[forest field]

I forgot how much the default discord stickers fill me with an unfathomable rage

[light spear]

😭

my chances of being hired is lower now

[zinc gazelle]

Damn

[light spear]

just because I wanted to make fun of the Turkish government

😭

[forest field]

Did you join to sign up for Northwood?

[light spear]

about to

I wanna be a social media manager 😏

[zinc gazelle]

But he’s 17

[forest field]

He speedrunned a wavepool

[zenith steppe]

free soda

[light spear]

the times I killed choas waves

[fallow kite]

Why don't you like chaos cat

Wait

[forest field]

O YEA WO YEA O YEA WO YEA WO TIME O YEA

[hollow furnace]

Car

[fallow kite]

That was not his name

[light spear]

@eager wadi if I get the position, get promoted. Do I get paid? if I show value ofc

[fallow kite]

I don't think his name has always been chaos cat

[hollow furnace]

whar

[zinc gazelle]

Ok I guess

[forest field]

CAR

[hollow furnace]

honk honk

[forest field]

(thats his name)

[light spear]

wow

@forest field your Turkish?

[forest field]

you're*

[zinc gazelle]

🏎️

[forest field]

anyways why did you want to know

[light spear]

but you’re turkish ye?

[forest field]

Y do U need 2 kno

[light spear]

Curious

[forest field]

No, i'm not

[light spear]

awh

[hollow furnace]

Mmmmmm keb ab

[light spear]

damn it

[light spear]

nuh uh

oh btw

Morgan

Where you from

like

in istanbul

[hollow furnace]

hell

[light spear]

or Ankara

[gilded timber]

The pay for each position is clearly displayed at the top of the listing.

[zinc gazelle]

Teahouse🙂‍↔️

[rough wing]

What is it with you and asking for people's nationalities

[hollow furnace]

harissa mayonnaise

[light spear]

@rough wing wait your the turkish one?

[light spear]

I am part turkish bro

[rough wing]

Do you live in berlin

[light spear]

No

[rough wing]

Where?

[light spear]

I used to live in Istanbul a month ago

I still have turkish cards

😭

[rough wing]

So you moved away from türkiye?

[light spear]

oh my ma has a company in Qatar

and he wants to send back in turkey

[rough wing]

Nice, mine's a housewife

[light spear]

and there’s better internet here too

[light spear]

real

not a shameful job tho

it’s still super relevantly good

[finite kelp]

Assuming I live to the average age of 76 (USA) I’m nearly 1/4 of the way through my entire life

(I am terrified by my mortality)

[rough wing]

are you 22

wait shit

brain fart

[finite kelp]

18

[rough wing]

19

[finite kelp]

I’m 23.5% done with my life

☹️

[strange trellis]

child

[finite kelp]

How old are you

[strange trellis]

21

[finite kelp]

what’s the average lifespan of people in your country

[rough wing]

18

soon to be 19

[rough wing]

80

1/4 of my life rn

[hearty heart]

my grandma lived to 101

[rough wing]

absolute unit

[hearty heart]

hopefully that applies to me aswel

[strange trellis]

83

[finite kelp]

25.3% done with your life, roughly

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[rough wing]

yeah whatever buddy

see you in the retirement house

[strange trellis]

counterpoint, i own a house

[rough wing]

as if i dont

[finite kelp]

yeah okay but the fact we’re all about 1/4 of the way through our lives is scary to me

[strange trellis]

wasnt meant towards you

[rough wing]

my bad g

[strange trellis]

why, just enjoy life while you have it

[orchid kraken]

I love when

[strange trellis]

IT FLOATS DOWN!!!!!!!

[celest scarab]

WHEN DOES IT FINALLY FLOAT UP THOUGH!!!!

I'M TIRED OF WAITING!!!!

[tough tapir]

yoink

My house now

[strange trellis]

:(

give it back

[tough tapir]

I sell it on black market now

Say goodbye to house

It floats down

[rocky adder]

Here’s some galvanized square steel, build yourself a new living space

[strange trellis]

thanks for telling me so i can buy it back

[strange trellis]

that doesn't have tenants i can leech money from

[tough tapir]

Your house will be transported to Spongdal

[celest scarab]

yeah but you're not making profit

so switch over to plan b

and detonate the secret project under your home

[hollow furnace]

when it floats up

[tough tapir]

When it hovers

[strange trellis]

when its suspended in the air

[celest scarab]

when it is on the ground

[fallow kite]

When it moves faster than earth rotates

[fossil oxide]

Does anyone remember that sticker about 096 helping 106 do a flip?

[strange trellis]

when it dies and gives you 10k souls

[tough tapir]

when it

and

wood veneer

[fallow kite]

When it floats in a non-euclidean plane

[fallow kite]

When it lives in a pineapple under the sea

[tough tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908912109142827082/1079578526623215656/ezgif-3-af1195d740_1.gif

[hollow furnace]

banned

[trail glade]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

damn

[solar glacier]

Golden shotgun with one shell

[orchid kraken]

thank you Hubert for amaying physics

[rocky adder]

A gun with one bullet

[solar glacier]

Become a Mexican politician and launder money from the cartel

Why leech from tenants when you can leech off of an entire nation

[meager slate]

[random schooner]

Someone post the video of little Kalous expanding the light armory

[fallow kite]

HOW IS IT SO SMOOTH

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/566335499946426379/1253259498995449968/videoplayback_2_1.mp4?ex=66a4019c&is=66a2b01c&hm=185911cf8a04008d40c968e8b87caf30074970737f251582b555cf17f389093f&

[orchid kraken]

Wym

[somber raptor]

i just made 665.6 stacks of cobblestone

don't ask why i need 665.6 stacks of cobblestone

[fallow kite]

Framerate

[somber raptor]

probably a mix of VSync and 60 fps 👍

what GPU do u have?

[fallow kite]

2060 super

[somber raptor]

how many fps do u get on max settings?

[fallow kite]

And a ryzen 3600 but I still get like 60-80fps at 1920x1080

[fallow kite]

The graphics settings barely make a difference

CPU intensive game

[fallow kite]

On a 165hz monitor

[orchid kraken]

idk gaming pc

5700xt

[somber raptor]

then you should be going that smooth too if u have VSync

i go that smooth i have a 3060 and a 13700K

[raven moat]

scp broke?

[gray gyro]

yeah

[next smelt]

scp is dead

[orchid kraken]

i spend 10 mins in pocket dimension because i accidentally broke some shit and had godmode there

10 minutes sitting there with dramatic music and killing chaos that spawn to me

[next smelt]

the servers died thats why

[grave hazel]

back up

[solemn flame]

!status

dambn

[snow root]

for them server owners out there is it possible to specify global configuration?

[left chasm]

[fallow kite]

winning

[short siren]

helo everyone

deadchat

[short siren]

https://tenor.com/view/arab-sus-roblox-arabian-gif-26561748

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-sl-охрана-сцп-сл-security-мемы-gif-14292512624481892257

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[fleet stratus]

so real

[still moth]

ffs

[fleet stratus]

why is cuffing so inconsistent

when ive got a gun i literally cannot cuff people with keycards

yet when im holding one they still cuff me

[pearl anvil]

I have no idea actually

it might have something to do with the keycard level

[fleet stratus]

thats dumb

considering the 914 in lcz

[patent bear]

i'm pretty sure every keycard above like

research supervisor

can't be cuffed

[still moth]

yeah

it's a stupid rule

there should be a way to resist it without it being based on random chance

[patent bear]

ok yeah

i was right

[patent bear]

my thoughts exactly

[somber raptor]

It's not random chance

[patent bear]

and also be able to disarm someone no matter what their item is

[pearl anvil]

Oh i remember the idea i had for a CI ability

Bayonets/Knifes

[patent bear]

Knives would only really work if they worked like cod zombies or some shit

[somber raptor]

All guns, grenades, scps block disarming
Keycards also block disarming except for Janitor, Scientist, Zone Manager and Guard

[patent bear]

i don't really wanna spend an inventory slot on a melee weapon that isn't the jailbird

[pearl anvil]

It doesn’t take up a slot

it’s an ability basically

[patent bear]

so like the cod knife

good

[pearl anvil]

So you would press Z or something

and knife/lunge forward with your bayonet

[somber raptor]

In SL there basically never gonna be a situation where you are close enough to poke someone and not already dead

[patent bear]

like i said before class specific abilities are interesting

[patent bear]

there would be

but as a normal weapon it'd be ass

[pearl anvil]

It’s definitely possible as a last resort

i like it because it gives CI something to fall back on

[somber raptor]

Like?
Only thing i can think about is in 914 as a scientist or dboy but we talking about CI

[patent bear]

Same messages nonetheless

[somber raptor]

Nvm it was the right reply im dumb

[somber raptor]

Had a brain fart

[patent bear]

There has been a lot of times i end up in melee range of people

[somber raptor]

Like?

[patent bear]

whether that be because they're coming out an elevator, i'm sitting in a corner waiting for them after i hear them

let me type dawg

[patent bear]

or i'm rushing them down while they're in a room

[somber raptor]

They would only be for CI and MTF tho because i don't see civil classes realistically having an ability

[patent bear]

yeah obviously

civilians are supposed to have essentially nothing

[pearl anvil]

i would like scientists to maybe have more information on SCPs

[somber raptor]

That either means only 2 abilities or make an ability for each subclass

[somber raptor]

You only play roleplay servers do you

[pearl anvil]

what

[somber raptor]

'Have more information about SCPs' pulls out wikidot

[patent bear]

not to mention CI ammo is incredibly limited and having something to fall back on is fairly useful

[pearl anvil]

no not like that

you could have scientists know what scps there are at the start of the game or something

[patent bear]

Not sure i'm a fan

[somber raptor]

What ability should each CI class and NTF class havd?

[patent bear]

i think scientists and d-class shouldn't have abilities

[somber raptor]

I mean... it kinda makes sense

[patent bear]

you already discussed the MTF ability that really helps their coordination

[pearl anvil]

MTF and CI classes are already separated by their equipment

[patent bear]

and CI's knives

[pearl anvil]

These are whole team abilities

[somber raptor]

We should have more civil classes: we got 12 keycards and 7 of them don't get spawned with anyone

[patent bear]

scientists already have a major advantage over d-class

[pearl anvil]

I would like CI and MTF roles to be equal and more preference based rather than some just being better

[patent bear]

i think giving them more of an advantage isn't very good

[pearl anvil]

that’s true

[somber raptor]

So you're basically saying one ability for each side?

[pearl anvil]

yes

[somber raptor]

I mean... having more than 2 abilities in the game would be cool

What would be the MTF's ability

[pearl anvil]

MTF’s receive their team ability, the alarm thing, and their specific class ability, their equipment

[pearl anvil]

oh have you not seen the suggestion?

lemme find it

[somber raptor]

The alarm thing?

[somber raptor]

i'm not a patron anymore

[pearl anvil]

ah yea ill find it for u

got 46-2

proud of myself

@somber raptor

[patent bear]

Huge fan of this one

MTF definitely need help with coordination

CI could have the ability but it's not as necessary for them

cause they rely on pure force in this game

[pearl anvil]

That’s the idea behind the knife

more force

Run out of their bullets? switch to the knife and start fucking stabbing

[somber raptor]

I have an idea: what if upon spawn an MTF wave was divided into squads of either 3 or 4, each led by a Sergeant or by the captain: the Sergeant would be able to ping locations to their squad

This would further help with coordination and increase the MTF's chance of not dying in the first 2 minutes

[fleet stratus]

imagine if someone listened to the pings

[patent bear]

onionman already did that i'm very sure

[pearl anvil]

It’s an interesting idea but it relies too much on getting lucky with a good sergeant

[patent bear]

seperate MTF teams

[somber raptor]

Onionman secretly makes everything for this game

[patent bear]

not that big on the idea myself

[fallow kite]

So just make it accessible to privates....

[somber raptor]

Wdym?

[pearl anvil]

It is

it’s accessible to all MTF

everyone who is blue

[fallow kite]

What is

Huh

Wdym getting lucky with a good sergeant

[pearl anvil]

this

[fallow kite]

What is this referring to

Oh

[fallow kite]

Why only sergeants

[pearl anvil]

only letting certain people ping is a bad idea

[somber raptor]

Because they lead a squad

[pearl anvil]

ranks assigned on randomness is a bad idea

[patent bear]

leaving random people in charge of a squad is entirely stupid

like

[fallow kite]

Aaaaand this guy is trolling

[pearl anvil]

I got private all day today

[somber raptor]

U dumb or sum?

[pearl anvil]

not once sergeant or captain

[patent bear]

this game is not a gmod rp server a command chain with objectively better shit does not work in this

[somber raptor]

Bad luck

[patent bear]

at least with weapons it makes sense

[pearl anvil]

and all im saying is, as a private i did significantly more commanding than the Sergeants and Captains

[patent bear]

abilities?

[fleet stratus]

yeah, it'd only be good if server assigned them

[patent bear]

not recommended to do

[fleet stratus]

you could differentiate the good people from the surface campers

WAIT IM LVL 10

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[pearl anvil]

I think ranks are just a silly concept as a whole

[fleet stratus]

true

[somber raptor]

The point of this is to help with coordination since having someone to lead you is usually gonna lead to better outcomes than everybody going to do their own thing

[pearl anvil]

It should be more like Classes

[patent bear]

i don't remember onion's suggestion all that well cause it's been ages since i've seen it but i think that he made it a point that the squads don't have a command chain

don't quote me on that

[solid echo]

spam this it would be funny as fuck

[fleet stratus]

just give me e11 every round, best gun by design

[pearl anvil]

put the grenade with the Crossvec so it’s a more equal choice between the crossvec and the E-11 loadouts

[somber raptor]

Considering the average coordination of MTF teams, they should have a command chain

[pearl anvil]

clearly you didn’t read the suggestion

[patent bear]

You do understand that the command chain you want is already in the game?

[pearl anvil]

I often take control of a group of 3-4 not by rank but by shouting

[fleet stratus]

considering the fact that the game is both free to play and easily accessible proves that there will always be children and new players

[patent bear]

like

you already have commanding roles

[quick knot]

The leader is who ever is the loudest and best at commanding

[solid echo]

yeah but the fucking spawnwave is going to be 5x more chaotic, the concept is good, but its somewhat silly

[patent bear]

they don't work in the game

[fleet stratus]

imagine if you HAD TO obey them cuz they spawned as captain

[solid echo]

fatass captain always arrives late

[fleet stratus]

The leader is the one who impresses me with their skill lol

[pearl anvil]

people don’t listen to the text that says sergeant they listen to me because i am shouting at them to turn on generators

[fleet stratus]

otherwise im just running on my own

[quick knot]

Roleplay servers when the captain tells the privates to jump into the pit

[somber raptor]

Because nobody listens to them

Tools like pinging and automatically splitting the wave into squads would help with this

[patent bear]

nobody is gonna follow you just because you have a different role color and the game tells you to follow their orders

[quick knot]

(They must follow orders)

[solid echo]

viva la vida plays

[pearl anvil]

If you sound confident and like you have a plan people will often listen

[fleet stratus]

I got matched with a guy who told me I steal everything cuz i picked 207 first

and that im trolling

[patent bear]

not giving all mtf the ability to ping is just stupid

it's restricting useful abilities to one subclass

[fleet stratus]

he spent 4 minutes surface while i died with micro leaving 049 at 400hp and 106 on 700

[somber raptor]

Why? The point for it is to help sergeants lead a squad

[pearl anvil]

“Alright we’re gonna do this because the SCPs are gonna do that and we’ll counter them” works so often to get people to listen

[somber raptor]

Two subclasses

[patent bear]

yeah yeah two

captain and sergeant

[pearl anvil]

you say “We’re gonna do (blank)” and people just listen

SL has taught me leadership skills

[somber raptor]

Why does that never happen to me then huh

[pearl anvil]

some people are out for themselves

[somber raptor]

You're hating on my suggestion purely on the fact "what if your sergeant is a fucking dumbass"

[solid echo]

the only thing that i can say and people will listen to me is:

''Look, our lives don't matter, do it for the foundation/insurgency''

[pearl anvil]

you gotta hope to attract the team oriented people

[pearl anvil]

this often seems to never work

[patent bear]

i'm hating on it purely for the fact that locking important coordination abilities behind a subclass is stupid

[pearl anvil]

in combat it’s about the man next to you

[solid echo]

did you try this? i do this all the time even when its just me and someone else

[pearl anvil]

you do it because he’s in danger, and he’s fighting to help you

[patent bear]

everyone in that class should get a simple ability like that and it shouldn't be locked off from half the team

[quick knot]

We should add a homing beacon for SCPs to show position.
But only 049-2 can use them

[somber raptor]

What MTF needs rn imo is not to turn it into roles like CI, but a way for Sergeants and Captains to lead the team... because while it may work for a team of five in CS2, just letting everyone tell people what to do is never gonna work in a wave of 15

[pearl anvil]

add rocket launcher

[quick knot]

Add banana peels as an enivormental hazard

[solid echo]

add doors

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-saul-goodman-jimmy-mcgill-gif-22697311

[pearl anvil]

how do you determine who is best to be a S/C?

the server can’t determine that through stats

[somber raptor]

Why?
Pinging should be a tool for Sergeants and Captains to lead a squad

[pearl anvil]

you can have a good k/d and be a horrible leader with no mic

[solid echo]

''FOR THE FOUNDATION!!!'' thats something i heard from some MTF i convinced lmao

[pearl anvil]

and often that’s the case

[quick knot]

Pinging seems to useful to lock it

[patent bear]

most people i know in this community don't even like MTF having a command chain

[quick knot]

Communication for micless is an issue with this game

Banning privates from pinging just seems weird

[patent bear]

it'd be like if chaos had a unique ability that only repressors could use and nobody else could

[somber raptor]

Well then there should be something else to help sergeants and captains to command

[pearl anvil]

keep in mind it is not a ping, it is a signal that broadcasts your location to everyone nearby

[quick knot]

Better idea

See how our community even feels about the rank system

Cause I think most players do not care

[pearl anvil]

SERGEANTS AND CAPTAINS SHOULD NOT COMMAND!!!

[solid echo]

privates will lead the way to victory

[pearl anvil]

I OFTEN DO A FAR BETTER JOB AT COMMANDING THE TEAM AS A PRIVATE!!!

[solid echo]

I REMEMBER This one time where i just gave all my captain stuff to a private because i didnt feel like playing as a captain

[pearl anvil]

I think MTF squads are a fantastic idea though

larger stuck together teams tend to operate stupid

[patent bear]

mtf squads are a good idea as long as abilities aren't locked behind a randomly given role

[solid echo]

it was kinda like a in-game class switch

[somber raptor]

If random selection is that bad you could add a hidden score for players... kinda like CS's trust factor but for things that show a good leadership: when it's time to spawn the guy with the highest score gets Captain, 2nd through 5th get Sergeant, rest get private.
Although this would only be fair if each subclass's gear was similar instead of captain having a way better gun

[pearl anvil]

teams of 4-5 tend to be the best balance between being smart and still strong in firepower

[somber raptor]

^^^

[fleet stratus]

did they change the fact that a grenade can activate a second grenade?

[pearl anvil]

how does a game determine good leadership?

[patent bear]

iirc from onion's suggestion everyone in the squad could see each other through walls and shit

[pearl anvil]

mid

[patent bear]

so they can't lose track of each other

[patent bear]

i think it's a good idea cause it keeps squads together

[pearl anvil]

i would just like them to spawn in a way so that when they run into the facility they enter with eachother and not with another squad

[pearl anvil]

oh wait no i kinda like it a little

[quick knot]

No

Grenade chains still work

[pearl anvil]

how about a little HUD that shows your squad’s distance from you and their vitals

[fleet stratus]

theres a clip on #media-posts

[quick knot]

Iirc. It is a server config

[fleet stratus]

mind checking it?

[patent bear]

wait that's a config?

[somber raptor]

It's not that simple but you could look at stuff like assists, the time you spend near other MTFs and how many of them, how long you survive when you're with other people or stuff like that

This score would not reset each round it would be kept through time

[patent bear]

holy shit stop letting things be configs have you learned nothing northwood

[quick knot]

I think it is

Very old config

Well. It sets how long the chain can be

[patent bear]

grenades are also buggy

[quick knot]

So it is possible the server disables it

Or the grenades just weren't close enough

[fleet stratus]

it was NW of EU 2

[pearl anvil]

Or, you could just be a good leader and people will decide to follow you

[quick knot]

Ah

[patent bear]

should be vanilla then

[fleet stratus]

from what i remember grenade chains are allowed

[patent bear]

fully

[quick knot]

Then it just bugged out

[patent bear]

like i said though grenades are also really fucky

[quick knot]

Elevators be like that

[fleet stratus]

i sacrificed myself for 25 peanut dmg 😔

[patent bear]

grenades are probably my least favorite thing in this game

[quick knot]

Krill issue

[somber raptor]

Why'd you even ask then

[pearl anvil]

inconsistent and underpowered

[patent bear]

human thing

i hate a lot of the SCPs

[pearl anvil]

i wanted to tell you why it would be a dumb idea

[somber raptor]

Mhm then why would it be a bad idea?

[quick knot]

Okay cheese

Talk about an SCP in SL for 3 minutes

[somber raptor]

We have a command chain why not use it

[quick knot]

That you dont hate

[patent bear]

been this way since 11.0

it's crazy

[pearl anvil]

because you cannot determine good leadership and assign players leadership roles through programming

[patent bear]

uhhh

[quick knot]

They have been buffed since 11.0

But yeah. 11.0 did hit them hard with a nerf

[pearl anvil]

a program cannot determine wether someone is a good leader through gameplay stats

[patent bear]

their damage falloff is incredibly bad

[somber raptor]

10.0 grenades were the best grenades

• very cool VFX
• very powerful
• cool looking model

[quick knot]

Namely making elevator nades not a 100% death sentence

[fleet stratus]

PC when i play as him

[patent bear]

they take so long to explode too

[fleet stratus]

otherwise 096 cause he is so useless

[quick knot]

Their time has been reduced actually