general-chat

[solemn flame]

lmao

thats reasonable

[sterile plover]

if you take in account that my friend has more shit to do irl than sit in computer all day then its pretty reasonable but ye
he stopped playing it cuz it got boring to him and he stopped feeling like ppl teamed up as class d's (as an example) and escaped the facility together

[solemn flame]

i have 3k in SL since 2020

so

[patent bear]

do not bring up gmod ultra realism

[sterile plover]

but ye if you still enjoy the game good for you

[patent bear]

that's not modding that's molestation

[sterile plover]

i might check 14.0 though cuz it got some interesting updates im looking for

[solemn flame]

14.0 is definitely gonna be huge

[patent bear]

yeah 14.0 so far has like

4 very major things to it

which is insane

all of them of fairly equal value

[sterile plover]

not even surprised how people are fearmorgening it already with nw revealing new reworked models

[rough owl]

3.7 new models 🤑
1.9 NEW rooms 😄
1 new spc item

[patent bear]

haven't heard of any of that

[sterile plover]

while they only seen the guard running animation untextured kek

[solemn flame]

if youve seen the models you know its peak

[patent bear]

1: Gun Rework Part 2
2: Experimental Weapons Rework
3: Human Rework
4: HCZ Visual Overhaul

[patent bear]

yeah it's peak

[sterile plover]

im not a patreon no more so no idea

[fallow kite]

Sorry

[patent bear]

• whatever else they're doing

[fallow kite]

two thousand and 400

[rough owl]

Whats with 1344

[patent bear]

probably getting added too

[fallow kite]

Where can i see purchase date

[patent bear]

thought that one would've been earlier

[rough owl]

Havent heard anything about dat though

[sterile plover]

i really lost interest to the game i dont really bother bringing my patreon tier much, id rather wait for the update to release ngl

[patent bear]

me neither

but i'd bet it

[rough owl]

Its been more than 0.6 of a year atleast

But erm

[patent bear]

it was shown off in november

so yeah

also where the FUCK is my patreon badge system rework

[rough owl]

The models reworked are like years old

[patent bear]

where the fuck is it northwood where is the news

[patent bear]

seriously i like the idea a lot why is there no word on it

[fallow kite]

316 hours on scpsl since 1st of the month

[rough owl]

Idk mane

[fallow kite]

Damn that is crazy

[sterile plover]

since we were speaking about sl's and "getting stale" im impressed how tf2 holds up with recieving little to no official valve updates and its newer content is community made

[rough owl]

So much stuff announced

[sterile plover]

i decided to return to tf2 after valve did their own ban wave and some of their community made new maps look rly good

[rough owl]

For 20 things we get like 5 teasers Idk

[patent bear]

valve when they realize that if they actually fix their game they bring in more players

[sterile plover]

like damn

[sterile plover]

its shocking i know

[patent bear]

i've only played one summer map so far and it took like 30 minutes to end i fucking hate attack/defend

but the others look good

[patent bear]

i mean 5cp

my bad

attack/defend getting hit in the crossfire for no good reason

[sterile plover]

i personally rule out CTF cuz they tend to prolong the matches for funnies

[patent bear]

5cp is so fucking bad

[sterile plover]

my fav is payload its the most fun for me

[patent bear]

if both teams are of equal skill it's just an infinite stalemate until someone gets lucky

and it's not even a fun one like CTF

[sterile plover]

theres that one new map by the community which i didnt even expect some new soundtracks playing there

[patent bear]

where you go into it expecting that

[patent bear]

that's cool

[sterile plover]

ill have to hop on tf2 again cause i forgot its map name

[patent bear]

i gotta get more kills on my stickybomb launcher

i need 5k by the end of the year or the russian mob i took the loan from will break my kneecaps

[fallow forge]

Oh yeah they payed me to do that

[sterile plover]

ok i found out the name its called embargo

[patent bear]

they actually put effort into choosing maps this year around

[sterile plover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhwqC-fojHA

[patent bear]

eric smith working double time for this one

[sterile plover]

and its got its own soundtrack inside that building https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVyyMIPpJZw

[patent bear]

of course the casino has a banger track

i should open crates in the casino

[sterile plover]

i should delete my crates cause im not rly spending money on the keys anyway

they just bloat my inv lol

[patent bear]

i have 24 crate 92s that i'm gonna open

my gambling method is to get the strange kritzkrieg several times and get infinite money

i've ran the odds and it's about a 5% chance to get one

and WOAH have you seen what these fellas are going for on the market?

[worldly orchid]

pretty sure i was the only player on 13.5.1 a few moments ago

that was cool

[tough tapir]

Beesed Churger

[fossil drum]

scp sl suprisingly works with vr

[hoary moss]

hom

[lavish moss]

hom

[hoary moss]

hom

[lavish moss]

hom

[fallow forge]

hom

[hoary moss]

no more hom

[gaunt talon]

hom

[hoary moss]

hom

[gaunt talon]

hom

[hoary moss]

hom

[fossil drum]

burger

[gaunt talon]

burger

[hoary moss]

burger

[fallow forge]

[hoary moss]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-22220181

i hate gifs

hom

[lavish moss]

why no hom?

[hoary moss]

fr hom

[lavish moss]

hom

[hoary moss]

hom

[fallow kite]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary moss]

!hom

doesnt work

fake

hom

[gilded timber]

Cooldown

[hoary moss]

oh

[lavish moss]

wow cassie is a hom enjoyer

[hoary moss]

hom

cassie just loves hom

[fallow forge]

homosexual

[tough tapir]

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[gilded timber]

Chonk

[lavish moss]

hom?

[tough tapir]

hom.

!<o

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1235787163904249866/image.png?ex=6635a3fb&is=6634527b&hm=1592c83a50d96c323b0f8269c590d4631eee3236723751f9d337349212bbd4fd&

[hazy swift]

pineapple is sad

😭 🍍

[tame hollow]

put pineapple on pizza

[proven crest]

As a Greek with <1% Italian blood, I am deeply offended.

[patent bear]

i fucking LOVE GUINEA PIGS

[eager wadi]

you make me want to place an entire pineapple on pizza

[patent bear]

i like pineapple on pizza...

[visual acorn]

psycho

Everyone knows that apple pizza is better

[patent bear]

huge fan of orange pizza

[visual acorn]

So tasty

[wicked spade]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[gaunt talon]

hom

[celest scarab]

Since when can cassie do this

[tough tapir]

Yes

Place the whole pineapple on pizza

Stem, skin and all

[eager wadi]

all that nutrition

[tough tapir]

Big pineapple doesn't want you to get all that nutrition

[frigid glade]

huge hater of 079 too?

[patent bear]

yeah what does that matter in this conversation

[frigid glade]

dont worry about it

:3

[marsh lintel]

holy shit

im level 5

after 1 day

chat dea

like and subscribe guys

[orchid kraken]

i love the fact if u dont when spawned ur feets are under floor

[marsh lintel]

if you dont when spawned

[rough owl]

if u dont when spawned

[gaunt talon]

I love the fact that if you don't move after spawning your feet are under the floor*

[orchid kraken]

if u dont when spawned*

[wicked spade]

what if we do?

[worldly orchid]

your feet won't be in the ground anymore

[visual acorn]

I love the fact ur feets are under floor when you spawn

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-unbelievable-scp-scp-sl-secret-lab-gif-13002175276929583765

[bold talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160416493926887447/1173769212305621042/huh-huhh.gif

[solemn flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980045921473675275/1172163488685244466/speed-3-1.gif

[lavish moss]

hom

[willow cipher]

what is the best kind of ammo to use against humans?

[somber raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/427586051079536640/926513688121340004/caption-56.gif

[hushed elm]

put micro into 914 on rough to make hid bullets that evaporate people

[somber raptor]

Real ammo

[hushed elm]

❌❌❌

theoretical ammo works best

[fallow kite]

HI CAR

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

old memory....

[patent bear]

i just played one of the new tf2 maps

holy SHIT this map is awesome

[patent bear]

you can get nuked in tf2 now

[forest field]

Oh sweet, they made the bomb detonate at the end of the round?

[patent bear]

yup

screenshot of the blast from the round before

[forest field]

Mr. Burke does it again 😤

[patent bear]

the map is called megaton too

town can't catch a break even outside of fallout

[forest field]

Indeed

[patent bear]

i genuinely think this is the best community map i've played

it's made well and has an awesome ending

shit beats out most valve maps

[young nova]

how to report people

wait wrong server

[marsh lintel]

no no

[stoic current]

Yellow.

[stoic current]

I'm back.

[stoic current]

Can I get a deathmatch server?

[low burrow]

UPDATE IN 5 MINS!!!

[stoic current]

?

[low burrow]

🔥 🔥 🗣️

[stoic current]

Huh?

What update?

[low burrow]

the update

the new models

[hoary moss]

which update?

[eager wadi]

that's not 13.5.1

[somber raptor]

You a little early my boy

[brazen shuttle]

fatass gaming

[worldly orchid]

the update should be out

[fallow kite]

!rep @gilded timber

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[runic wren]

@tough tapir are you Czech or Slovakian

Or are you Czechoslovakian

I forget

[gilded timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1111003240276971541/1198498043864035449/gato_agua.gif

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 2 minutes, 42 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[iron pulsar]

The peak

[iron pulsar]

There's a leaderboard in sl now? shit is crazy

[fickle ibex]

not a real thing

(anymore)

[tough tapir]

Slovak

Perimaid

[meager cosmos]

when kurva goin back on

[eager wadi]

idk, join their server

[meager cosmos]

anti cola moment

[velvet mason]

Gamers

[somber raptor]

Gamers 💪

[eager wadi]

he called me fatass afterwards

[brazen shuttle]

random crit gaming

[eager wadi]

bro finds a hat

[young nova]

so

there is very

simialar thing

[near estuary]

I guess I finally need to update drivers...

[young nova]

bro

twhats my pc

[near estuary]

It happens whenever I try to launch something that uses EasyAntiCheat, so I'm backing my appdata up and I'm gonna reinstall 🙏🙏😄

[indigo smelt]

Hi chat

did yall hear about scp 207 come back?

[eager wadi]

yes its in the patch notes

[indigo smelt]

ye

[gilded canopy]

did yall break something?

plugins don't work

[eager wadi]

they need updating

[gilded canopy]

the plugins?

or the update needs an update?

[eager wadi]

yes

[gilded canopy]

wdym "yes" lol

[eager wadi]

[young nova]

yess

[tough tapir]

Beat elden ring

[velvet mason]

Kingdom hearts is harder

[ashen gale]

[tough tapir]

Beat elden rign

[thorny harness]

.

[zenith vale]

.

[hoary moss]

.

[modern bluff]

did they nerf 207 just to buff it again

is it better or worse than becore the nerf

[visual acorn]

I downloaded ticktock again

[weak cairn]

It's not the driver. Since it says security check failure

[near estuary]

Which can be caused by faulty/corrupt windows files, or faulty/corrupt drivers.

kernel is driver level access

which means a driver failed a security check, so yes its a driver or windows issue

[weak cairn]

Atleast you didn't face crowdstrike issue

[near estuary]

bc i dont like updating my pc, and its also on 24/7 so it cant update without me telling it too 😎

[median nimbus]

so true

[timid yacht]

Hi

Anyone know any good

Hamstring excercies

[lavish moss]

hom

[spare fern]

anyone know what happened to some of the servers, some just dissapeared for me

[near estuary]

update your game

[spare fern]

i have already

it was after the update for me and my friend

[near estuary]

then the servers need to update also

[spare fern]

alr

[near estuary]

the servers dont update when you do, and they dont run across versions 🙏🙏

[spare fern]

oh alright thanks

[lavish moss]

@hoary moss hom

[hoary moss]

Hom

[eager wadi]

@hoary nexus mentioned

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[celest scarab]

can we have cassie read out the whole bible

[lavish moss]

hom

[celest scarab]

what the fuck is a hom

[eager wadi]

!27mins

[visual acorn]

hom?

[celest scarab]

yes.

[visual acorn]

Everyone knows what hom is

[celest scarab]

Apparently I missed the memo or I have dementia

[lavish moss]

hom hom hom

[lavish moss]

hom

[celest scarab]

hom

[lavish moss]

hom

[celest scarab]

hom

[lavish moss]

hom hom

[celest scarab]

hom hom

[elder trench]

chris tyson the mr beast guy is gone

he she whatever got called out for being freaky with minors

[celest scarab]

freakybob

[solemn flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1071533135256363008/togif-5.gif

[elder trench]

notice how i didn't say 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[celest scarab]

you dont mind me stealing this

[elder trench]

being freaky with minors is not 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 it's weird as fuck

I do not approve

[celest scarab]

Of course it is

[elder trench]

just stop yourself there

[celest scarab]

Anyways

I'm gonna play minesweeper while blindfolded

[elder trench]

same

too many children getting blown up

[celest scarab]

you're talking about real life

[hoary nexus]

Yea they started some kind of cult about my profile

[elder trench]

mine sweeping is boring

had to make it fun

[celest scarab]

hom

[elder trench]

I'm already through like 8 dogs

[celest scarab]

what

[hoary nexus]

Boowomp

[elder trench]

yeah

[celest scarab]

what the fuck did you do

to the dogs

[hoary nexus]

Play fetch

[elder trench]

alot of my german shepherds are gone now

they arn't very good at finding mines

[hoary nexus]

If you lost 8 I'd say they're pretty good at it

[elder trench]

🤣

[celest scarab]

Now, I'm very traumatised for the rest of my lifespan. I shall now fall over.

[tough tapir]

!<o

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1235787163904249866/image.png?ex=6635a3fb&is=6634527b&hm=1592c83a50d96c323b0f8269c590d4631eee3236723751f9d337349212bbd4fd&

[hoary nexus]

Hehe look at him

[celest scarab]

Have you tried bosnian shepherds

[elder trench]

no I'm using children now

[hoary nexus]

🤨

[celest scarab]

this guy is a war criminal, blow him up

[elder trench]

i put kids on a leesh and have them run in any direction

[celest scarab]

Why don't you just

[elder trench]

i trick them into thinking it's a game of sharks and menos

if they try to run off they get popped

[hoary nexus]

You should get one of those mine detonation balls

[elder trench]

they sale children for in Palestine for like 20 cent

[celest scarab]

just throw scp-018 on the minefield and wait for it to clear it

genius!

[solemn flame]

what is brother talking about

[hoary nexus]

He uses them for his minefields

He's a little crazy

[celest scarab]

he is having a schizophrenic episode

[eager wadi]

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[hoary nexus]

:D

[celest scarab]

fat rat

[celest scarab]

LOSE SOME WEIGHT

[hoary nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006126733117886515/1264321103296331876/image.png?ex=669d7248&is=669c20c8&hm=2ad385c4f8104ea23025158c81f2c0a74e871a124c60c3c5c5cfda3b55792986&

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/funnyrat-gif-24619809

[celest scarab]

fuckin' rat ate all the cheese

[hoary nexus]

Hedgehog

[celest scarab]

anyways

[celest scarab]

hom I have bad news

[hoary nexus]

Why

[celest scarab]

the fish has breached containment

[eager wadi]

its ok

we've deployed the blue lobster

[sweet orbit]

bro can someone explain to me why whenever like theres leaks or upcoming updates on youtube its always russian

[celest scarab]

you do not understand

The fish has 12 billion spongebobs

[hoary nexus]

Oh no

[celest scarab]

Thats enough to kill atleast 1 goku

[eager wadi]

thats how they are

[sweet orbit]

uh huh

[visual acorn]

The classic post Soviet culture

[willow cipher]

are hip firing weapon builds the best or are there better?

[visual acorn]

They are best for the most situations

[willow cipher]

Its good to have a sniper preset for most guns ready right?

[thorny harness]

Guys is it just me or is shy guy the most annoying scp in the world

[visual acorn]

Not necessarily

[willow cipher]

it doesnt hurt to make them if you have time i guess

[visual acorn]

It is

[trail glade]

i was playing Need for Speed: Most Wanted for a throw back, and I swear to god i thought the opening theme was played by RadioHead

but some how its not

[smoky bloom]

I need men.

[trail glade]

what entry is that in the Need For Speed games?

[smoky bloom]

tf you mean by that

[trail glade]

@smoky bloom ^^^

[smoky bloom]

what is an entry in NFS games

never played any NFS game tbhh

[trail glade]

its a joke you siad, I need men

like need for speed

[smoky bloom]

I need men as in people

I like men

[random schooner]

Men? Lots of Men? Who are you fighting that you need that many men?

[smoky bloom]

my thoughts.

[trail glade]

crazy

[smoky bloom]

ikr?

[fleet stratus]

me when the new patch arrives and 079 isnt made fair to play against

[random schooner]

I think you mind you need to raise your own mercenary army, to fight your thoughts.

[fleet stratus]

just got micro hid w a grenade early

pc sent every single scp to warhead to get me

[smoky bloom]

it has

altho I don't think they're real

they seem to dissapear when I take my "Schizofrenia" medication

[midnight orchid]

anyone know how you can update the server if auto-update is off?

using shockbyte

[fleet stratus]

is it a hosting service?

[midnight orchid]

yea

[fleet stratus]

then youre on the wrong discord

[sullen knoll]

New coca IS okay

[fleet stratus]

thats why i hate it

cause it means more clips with the ,,im so good at the game!!!" titles

from people who drank it

[visual acorn]

[rough wing]

I want women

Only one woman in the world though

[velvet mason]

I think there's more

[rough wing]

No I mean I want only one woman in the world

[fleet stratus]

you cant be for real

there is MORE??

[velvet mason]

More than 1 at least

[rough wing]

I was with her only 3 hours ago.

Damn.

Timevoassesfnaf

Time passes fast.

How the fuck did ivtype FNAF

[fleet stratus]

5️⃣ 🌕 🐻

[lavish moss]

hom

[gaunt talon]

hom

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[elder trench]

what if instead of rick and morty it was grip and grip

no no no

GRIP AND MORTY

AHAHAHAHAHAHa

[smoky bloom]

there are two types of people who play SCP:SL
Furries and femboys

[fleet stratus]

you forgot about the edgy teens who take everything too serious and get mad whenever someone calls them one of these two

im the 2nd one tho :3

[fossil zodiac]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[fallow kite]

That's weird

[trail glade]

!buh

[wraith torrent]

🤔

[elder trench]

eatting bunnies harms your mental state

because bunnies are babies

rabbits are the adults

[fleet stratus]

idk whatever the chinese man brings

[elder trench]

hares are a different species

a baby hare is called a Leveret

[forest field]

What age is a bnuuy?

[elder trench]

idk i ain't a zoologist

[forest field]

Autocorrect I'm assuming?

[elder trench]

ㅤ

[forest field]

It's good to know either way 👍

[elder trench]

ㅤ

[forest field]

Preach 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[fallow kite]

im so fucked bro 💀

[polar spade]

Did u leave ur PC on for like a year or smth?

[solemn flame]

A year is only like 8000 hours

[dawn karma]

I hate 3114

[wide kiln]

How long has your computer been running smh

[elder trench]

your brain knows more knowlage on gta 5 than life

[polar spade]

Closer to 9k actually

[teal narwhal]

On June 7th 13.5 came out and now on July 20th 13.5.1 comes out, it was a 43 day waiting period. With this information we can see that 14.0 will come out in 430 days

[zinc canopy]

Hello, where can I ask a labor question to a superior?

[polar spade]

?

What's ur question?

[zinc canopy]

I am a 3d designer with several years of experience and I would like to know where I can leave my resume if you are in need at the moment.

[forest ivy]

🔥

[polar spade]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/475377522775687179
See if they're hiring

U might be good for Level Desiginer

God knows we need more of them

[fallow kite]

update real

[hidden needle]

[grizzled totem]

How

[flint notch]

:(

[alpine blaze]

Walked into heavy, found peanut, turn back, found dog, turn again, find 106

[elder trench]

why are there three capy emojis?

[forest field]

Hubert likes Capybaras

[elder trench]

kiwi birds are better

I know i don't got embed perms but at least look https://youtu.be/2L1znZK8QLU

[rancid dome]

@somber raptor Not bad I suppose, about 10k rating

[merry oxide]

what is the pc scp game called

[random schooner]

Wdym?

[merry oxide]

nvm found it

[trail glade]

scp SL

[random schooner]

Nah obviously he meant Project SCP

[hushed elm]

when is scp sl vr coming out

and when is dog being added

[trail glade]

Scp sl

[hushed elm]

and when is the backshots feature coming

questions not related

[random schooner]

Nah he meant SCP lab rat

[trail glade]

Scp sl

[random schooner]

Nah he meant Control

[trail glade]

…

Scp sl

[random schooner]

Nah he meant SCP Breach

[trail glade]

… I’m gonna skin you

[random schooner]

Bro is on his Leatherface arc

[fossil oxide]

As soon as Lethal Company updates the drill under the Company

[timid yacht]

Anyone like system of a down?

Saw this at my Spencers had to get it cus why not

[fossil oxide]

Ah, yes, the PowerPoint presentations

[meager cosmos]

Is that 173

It looks like 173's shit

Not smack talking the band I mean that art

[runic wren]

Still exists in hearts and mind

[runic wren]

Ahhh you're the not so cool one

Okay

That's fine

I'm just slightly disappointed in you

But that's fine

[tough tapir]

:(

[sick flower]

any southeast asian or australian servers bro?

[runic wren]

It's fine

It's okay

[tough tapir]

Perimaid moment

Periperimaidsauce

[alpine blaze]

Au/Nz server Kitchen Island

there's three of them, always populated

[bold talon]

Now, can we play vrchat in this heat

[polar spade]

Kitchen Island is good

But overpopulated. Ull be lucky if u can get in

[visual acorn]

Bring chlorofluorocarbons back!!!!

[alpine blaze]

A guard marched into 914, killed an entire race of D-Boys, and said orange was the new black

[visual acorn]

Genocide is terrible nowadays

[fallow forge]

Back in my day

[bold talon]

Nowadays

[strange niche]

generally it's not acceptable in most cultures

[strange trellis]

unfortunately

[fallow forge]

the liberals got to it

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/stellaris-we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-23276644

[rocky adder]

GAMERS

I have decided to make my spy on tf2 purple guy

But I can’t figure out what to name the revolver for the life of me

[visual acorn]

fr

[fallow forge]

ChildHarvester9000

[strange niche]

I made the best loadout for my heavy recently

[somber raptor]

Guys

Stone Bricks or Tuff Bricks what's better

[fallow forge]

Mix both

But tuff is superior

[somber raptor]

Exactly

[rocky adder]

There was no harvesting

[strange trellis]

Deepslate

[strange niche]

tuff decision

[somber raptor]

Btw, is it me or does the Nuke 2018 Collection appear a lot in weekly drops in CS2

[somber raptor]

hehehe

[fallow forge]

ITS ALL SHIT

[somber raptor]

Nahh

Some of those skins are kinda cool

Like the AWP Acheron or the Negev Bulkhead

[minor goblet]

The Russian army on their way to invade a country

[somber raptor]

That feeling when you queue for 5 minutes just for 6/10 people to accept

[somber raptor]

whoops sorry for the double ping 😅

[pearl anvil]

939 bum

aha they don’t censor that

939 nyash

939 batty

HA

[somber raptor]

Wait wth

Those words are banned??????

[native field]

Does anyone here got Steam Among us Trade cards?

[sterile crater]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[sterile crater]

beaut

[rancid dome]

Doesn't really show much if it's not individual score in the given match

[rancid dome]

There ya go, that's more like it

[lethal hatch]

@strange niche when optimization

[somber raptor]

hehe

[rancid dome]

Shit feeling tbh, if you were the Ts xD

[lethal hatch]

[smoky bloom]

nah and i'll be seraching for a game in silver one for 15 FUCKING MINUTES and still loose with my bois

[rancid dome]

At least ya lose with more fun tho, I hope

[smoky bloom]

yeah broke my mouse tho

[rancid dome]

Idk, felt like losing with friends just feel so much less stressful compared to with randoms

[smoky bloom]

snapped in half fr

[smoky bloom]

true

[rancid dome]

💀

[smoky bloom]

I threw it at the wall

I love permier

[rancid dome]

What in the world happened for you to throw it that hard

[smoky bloom]

Got mad

got*

[rancid dome]

What could've possibly made you that mad tho geez man

[smoky bloom]

lost 13-11

[rancid dome]

Oh.

That's a heartbreaker

[smoky bloom]

time to play cs2 again!

[rancid dome]

I'm lowkey starting to get bored of other games and for some reason wanting to come back to FPS again

So looks like a good time to full-time CS2 again

[rancid dome]

Please don't get mad again.

[smoky bloom]

I'll try

[rancid dome]

For the sake of your mouses and wallet

[smoky bloom]

Im in debt

there is nothing I can do

[somber raptor]

Aight, vertigo done: Silver III

time to do Anubis

[smoky bloom]

gl

you know what

imma play anubis myself

[somber raptor]

🔥🔥🔥

[somber raptor]

the bomb in the background is 🔥

[rancid dome]

How is bro S3, even with most dmg in the 13-0

[smoky bloom]

just like SCP:SL servers

[somber raptor]

i have no idea

[rancid dome]

How many matches have you played so far today?

[worldly orchid]

I never got my vertigo rank

[rancid dome]

Just comp

[rancid dome]

I am never touching that map lol

[somber raptor]

and somehow on Dust II i'm Silver Elite Master despite a 22% win rate when trying to get the rank

[somber raptor]

3 on vertigo

2 won, 1 lost

[rancid dome]

Just the 3?

Odd tbh that it isn't any higher

Ranking system is hella odd

[somber raptor]

yes afaik only 3 matches i've played in comp on vertigo AT ALL

currently

[rancid dome]

No, no. I meant today, like, total

All maps

[somber raptor]

today 3

all on vertigo

[rancid dome]

Yeah,

[somber raptor]

now i'm gonna play one on Anubis

[rancid dome]

Alr

[somber raptor]

do you think i could get better results with a 2 or 3 stack?

[rancid dome]

Yes.

[somber raptor]

welp... i need to find one tho 💀

[rancid dome]

With friends, coordination is always better.

Unless your friend is a total mute

[somber raptor]

i have 2 italian friends with prime:
one refuses to play the game further, one is on vacation for the next 2 months

[pearl anvil]

cs has friendly fire

with friends

[somber raptor]

other italian friends i have do not have prime

[rancid dome]

Same with GO

[pearl anvil]

you won’t be able to play the game

[rancid dome]

[pearl anvil]

tf is go

[rancid dome]

Global offensive

[pearl anvil]

oh

[somber raptor]

CS has a competitive cooldown for people who tk too much :)

[pearl anvil]

yea ik that

[rancid dome]

Friends sometimes have that feeling to do a troll, we all know that

Usually it's just a lil bit

You also have the option to just not play with them

[somber raptor]

well they better contain that feeling for 35 minutes

[sullen knoll]

real human being started cs;go on roblox

[somber raptor]

imagine ripping off a free game

[rancid dome]

Before 2020 ,sure

Cuz it wasnt then

[sullen knoll]

Counter blox downfall need to be studied

[somber raptor]

it only became free in 2020?

i thought it became free in like 2018 or sum

[rancid dome]

Or 2018, yeah

I forgor

Lmao

[sullen knoll]

idk

i don't play cs:go

cool game

but i play overwatch

[somber raptor]

it became free with Danger Zone, right?

[rancid dome]

Yea

Same with that update

[worldly orchid]

I bought the game and 3 days later DZ released

But I did get free prime so still ok

[rancid dome]

Oh no 😭

[rancid dome]

I also got 3 accounts to get free prime lol

Was quite a cs lover back then

[somber raptor]

yup, December 6th 2018

[rancid dome]

I loved the free prime thing, but too many bots and cheaters because happened because of that

So they had to get rid of it

[smoky bloom]

why is it taking so much to find a game

10 minutes already

[rancid dome]

Depends on region and map

[smoky bloom]

Eu anubis

[rancid dome]

~12 pm weekend, hmmm

[somber raptor]

jesus

[rancid dome]

Maybe Anubis just isn't popular there, idk

But 10m and still counting sucks tho

[smoky bloom]

I've been searching for a game on vertigo yesterday at like 6 pm

20 minutes nothing

[somber raptor]

sounds about right

[deft root]

I ate all the players

[smoky bloom]

so I just stopped playing

[somber raptor]

for now the longest it ever took me to find a game was 6:09 on Vertigo today

[rancid dome]

18 minutes

[smoky bloom]

the new matchmaking is good in theory

[rancid dome]

Yeah, that's when I'd just get off and come back another time tbh

Another day even

[smoky bloom]

all of the russian kids should be playing rn

[somber raptor]

funny thing... even tho it said 35:53, it found a game in 2 minutes

[smoky bloom]

where are they when I need them

FINALLY

oh God

finally

[rancid dome]

[somber raptor]

anyways before i go back to Comp imma play a couple Arms Race matches

[rancid dome]

Imagine warming up before comp

[smoky bloom]

My ping is rising life gas prices

1064

[celest scarab]

my pancakes just exploded

what the fuck

[somber raptor]

i've alr played 3 comp matches before this one i've already warmed up on Vertigo 💀

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah,

Dementia goes crazyyyy bro ya gotta believe me

[somber raptor]

anyways gonna eat lunch rn

then if u want we can play Anubis

[rancid dome]

Oh god Anubis

I have never played it before

But why not right? :p

What could possibly go wrong

[smoky bloom]

Why the fuck is my ping at 1500 on my own country servers

warsaw and I have 1500 ping bro

what the fuck it this game

[keen plover]

hi

[fallow forge]

Fuck off

[somber raptor]

same

but i need to get a rank (i'm missing Anubis, Office, Mills, Thera and Ancient (also Premier)

[rancid dome]

Why not grind one map to high rank so when you go to other maps, you crush the low ranks with good aim and sense and then get higher starting rank

:p

I'm assuming that's how it works, I'm probably wrong in some way tho

[smoky bloom]

I won 13-3 🙂

[somber raptor]

with the current rankings yeah probably wrong

you can be 99% sure that even if i were Global Elite on dust II, i would not break out of silver on Ancient

ping me if u wanna play CS2

[meager slate]

!rep @sterile crater

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sterile crater a reputation point!

[meager slate]

[rancid dome]

Like, right now?

[somber raptor]

if u want

[rancid dome]

Sure

I just got home and turned on my pc tho, lemme set shit up for 5 minutes

[somber raptor]

k

[distant cove]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[smoky bloom]

officialy a silver one on anubis

[bold talon]

[rancid dome]

!rep @distant cove

[snow umbra]

You have just given @distant cove a reputation point!

[distant cove]

Thank you kind stranger

[rancid dome]

You too

Fellow kind stranger

[wicked spade]

!rep @wicked spade

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[wicked spade]

fuck off cassie

[gaunt talon]

!rep @wicked spade

[snow umbra]

You have just given @wicked spade a reputation point!

[wicked spade]

aww

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

@smoky bloom 17 minutes long queue and only just found a match

[smoky bloom]

cs2 experience

[hollow sparrow]

Real

[native field]

what was the name of the one guy that unbans people because I just got falsely banned again

[gilded timber]

Globally?

[native field]

yes

I found him already

andimal

[somber raptor]

💀

[fallow kite]

So many badges

[distant cove]

Just training for the Discord Elite 4

[lethal scroll]

Thought I should provide insight on the crowdstrike situation using the knowledge I have
You'd need to have downloaded crowdstrike to get effected
Home PCs aren't effected, only corporation PCs like banks, airports, big businesses, etc

Because they use crowdstrike for security

If you are a civilian who doesn't have a work PC you are perfectly fine

So as long as you don't have it installed, you are safe

So if you have a home PC, you don't have to worry about getting affected

Unless you have manually installed crowdstrike beforehand

And if you do have it installed then....rip

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[timid yacht]

He was

[fallow kite]

spongdal seems like a map that has evil secrets innit

[timid yacht]

Forced to watch youtube video essays

For 3 hours straight

[lavish moss]

hom

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome we just lost 13-0 to four people with 100+ ping wtf 😭

[somber raptor]

S1, S3, S4, SE and GN2

[timid yacht]

https://youtu.be/LfhMpveeXjI?si=PREai18hBUiNSeiG

[orchid kraken]

Why does the new dclass model remind me of sfm dclass bruh

[fallow kite]

Shit model

Hi Car

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[orchid kraken]

Kinda fits to the game

[fallow kite]

The sfm model is ugly

[orchid kraken]

The sfm model is ugly

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[distant cove]

It reminds me of that guy from Polar Express

Ill see if I can dig up a picture to show what I mean

This guy

I dont know why, it just reminds me of him

[fallow kite]

Isn't that the "I'm looking for a girl" dude

What that one kid says to him

[fallow forge]

Where did you find this hunt the freeman individual

[fallow forge]

Current scientist model looks like the conductor

Almost like a 1:1

[fallow kite]

Yea it is lol

[distant cove]

It does

[fallow forge]

Jus noticed the clipping

[orchid kraken]

Idk just type in source workshop
SCP D-Class

[orchid kraken]

Yeah the shirt clipping through

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[eager wadi]

noxdar

[lavish moss]

hom hom

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome apparently i'm Silver III on Vertigo after winning 13-0 and Silver IV on Anubis after losing 0-13

CS2 ranks are broken

[rancid dome]

Sounds perfectly fine, as it should be

[distant cove]

Sounds normal

[vernal jolt]

No face reveal pls

[lethal scroll]

Minecraft should add capybaras

[vernal jolt]

Why should they add you?

[fallow forge]

CS2 ranks are ass

Wait fuck

[lethal scroll]

Capys are so fucking chill

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-poke-yummers-the-boys-a-train-gif-14893938370811477423

[orchid kraken]

Im Noxplis

My name is Deni but they call me Noxplis

https://tenor.com/view/crysis2-crysis-nanosuit-after-the-battle-gif-13579287

insert epic intro

[eager wadi]

noxbike

[orchid kraken]

NoxDiarrhea

[fallow kite]

No you're Car

From a game within a game

"Garn47"

[prime bear]

Ain't no way yall made the security guard have no headgear

[barren void]

im back

[forest field]

Yeah, the light armor ingame doesn't give any damage resistance to the head

[eager wadi]

why should security guards wear headgear

[solemn flame]

The guard has never had headgear yeah

[fading drift]

Hello there

[eager wadi]

[fading drift]

Hiii

Nathan

[somber raptor]

someone managed to get an italian youtuber's phone number shut down by impersonating him and now that ytber has made a video basically telling him he knows who he is and he's gonna go to jail for a year

[fallow kite]

Lemme see dis video

[somber raptor]

i mean... if you can understand italian

[queen walrus]

how to connect patreon to a steam?

[somber raptor]

go to the patreon bot channel

should be explained there

[strange trellis]

sacrifice 1000 babies

[gilded timber]

Hi there, you can check out the #patreon-badge-info channel for instructions!
If you need any further help please open a ticket in #patreon-support or give me a ping.

[queen walrus]

i don't have permisions to this channel

[fallow kite]

AI exists to translate

[gilded timber]

Only Tier 3 and above Patreons get an ingame badge, You will need to upgrade your membership to "Research Supervisor" or higher, which you can do at:
https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[somber raptor]

aight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-vkkChve0w&ab_channel=GiampyTek

[tulip mortar]

How DOES SCP sl make money? No shitty gambling, shitty battle pass or cosmetic store.

Like is patreon their only source of money?

[gilded timber]

Yes, unlike most studios Northwood is mainly made up of volunteers, most people work on the game as a side / hobby project, making it possible to run off Patreon alone!

[solemn flame]

theyve also sold a few plushies

but typically they make around like 5-6k USD per month

[timid yacht]

Yea then they blow it to go to twitchcon L FAOO

We will never forget what you did hubert

[random schooner]

Or his fancy blue lobsters

[timid yacht]

Pkay but the twitchon thing actually happened

[fallow forge]

Also staff goes regularly to players homes with blunt objects and beats the shir out of them for cash

[jovial bobcat]

Bro I can’t ever seem to get a good keycard for micro

[elder trench]

Why do the freaky artists draw humans with cat ears

[frosty bolt]

Basically yea besides plushies

[tulip mortar]

Based asf

[gaunt talon]

I confirm

Happened to me

[rocky adder]

And you’ll keep your mouth shut about it if you don’t want another visit

[green verge]

you forgot about the meth too

[visual acorn]

Home

[sullen knoll]

-<

skibidi

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBroxb-_szQ&list=RDSBroxb-_szQ&start_radio=1 holy fuck how come i never realized how good the ost was

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[fallow kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Gz8jJOLAk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwnJg2oR_Ns

Remix and original

[orchid kraken]

original is kinda better

[fallow kite]

They're both good

[deft sundial]

i just realised

that the servers in the server room

are stock images

if you get really close to them you can actually see "stocksy" logo on them LMAO

[fallow forge]

Where

I need

[deft sundial]

everywhere

hold on

dms

[fallow forge]

Laugh at this embedless pleb

[fallow kite]

Oh my

[still moth]

i dont know when photoshop started doing this but i dont like it how do i go back

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome someone has had a worse day than us

[lavish moss]

hom

[bleak coral]

MTF = everyone spreads. CI : EVERYONE GROUP UP AND F*CK EM UP

[bold talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160416493926887447/1173769212305621042/huh-huhh.gif

[ancient steeple]

balls

[ripe yacht]

Fun fact:15fps is smooth to me

[chilly vault]

doesnt matter because CI weapons are shit and they all die to two scps camping the elevator

[crude phoenix]

A whole squad was wipes once in a game I played from Larry and Peanut

it was wild

[molten mason]

What is that new scp lore

This letter or something

[fallow kite]

its 3060

[visual acorn]

Rtx?

[fallow kite]

nope

the scp

[rough owl]

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

[burnt tulip]

Biden dropped out

[forest field]

NO POLITICS ALLOWED, GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!!1!!1T!!

[solemn flame]

Wait this is real?

[north ledge]

tis

[solemn flame]

I thought it was a joke

[north ledge]

nope

its real

[solemn flame]

God damn

So it’s gg?

Interesting

[visual acorn]

Let's go

https://tenor.com/view/america-statue-of-liberty-eagle-gif-11161601

[lavish moss]

hom?

[visual acorn]

First women president in us ?

It's joever

https://tenor.com/view/jover-gif-16964140724042266462

[lavish moss]

hom hom

[forest field]

It's been so long since I've used that image, I missed it

[near estuary]

I need a tool to make a map seed that I can customize.

Anyone got one?

[fierce star]

whats the game version?

13.5.1?

[gilded timber]

13.5.1 is the latest game version!

[near estuary]

Yes, that is the latest version

[fierce star]

Alright thanks

[near estuary]

You beat me to it 😠

[fierce star]

yeah for some reason i get kicked out every time the round ends

it seems to be on every server

[gilded timber]

Have you tried:

• Taking a look at our tech support wiki at https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1098299774291157043
• Checking our common issues channel https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/897643267473145866
  If neither of those have your issue, you can reach out to our tech support team via ticket in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/968248941994971187 where someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

[sudden hill]

почему со мной никто не разговаривает?

Я слишком странный?

😐

[somber raptor]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[smoky bloom]

Uh

[somber raptor]

it's not russian is it

[smoky bloom]

it is

[somber raptor]

ok

[smoky bloom]

it means that its an english language serve

r

[prime bear]

Glad i'm not American 😮‍💨

[visual acorn]

Same

[somber raptor]

we have a woman president right now

[prime bear]

Dam

[smoky bloom]

oh I have level 5

yippie

[somber raptor]

i have level 42

srry 43

[polar spade]

Im lvl 79

[hollow furnace]

they added the totem from minecraft in scp sl

guys this is insane

pyrocynical pog face

[shell mortar]

guys do I get this game?

it iz very funnie

[strange trellis]

get Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin instead

[shell mortar]

I was considering buying it when it was 2 euros

but now its 1

[shell mortar]

what is that

[shell mortar]

it is 40 times more expensive