general-chat

[fallow kite]

[rough wing]

No

No women

This is a no girl zone. Only. Boys allowed.

[thorny depot]

Any black people? (Larry and burnt corpses don't count)

[rough wing]

I mean there's larry

But that's about it

And the guard I think

Judging by his model he probably doesn't allow black people near facility

[rigid locust]

no woman or black people?
1984

[forest field]

SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

[rigid locust]

hes white its just the oil

hashtag cancel 106

[rough wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075996419862839387/1262428723051757578/attachment-1-4-1.gif

The mall guard when the black d class looks at him

[forest field]

106 probably has this mindset

[rigid locust]

106 is doing BLACKFACE

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-burp-shout-gif-7230786

[fickle void]

will d girls ever be added

[forest field]

I guess you're not wrong

[rough wing]

Fr

[orchid kraken]

106 is BLACKMAILING ME!!!

[fallow kite]

Run. Run. Run. Run

[rough wing]

I don't think

Yet

Maybe later

[fallow kite]

@cunning flare IM SPONGEBOB

[fossil oxide]

Elmo is an SCP, confirmed?

[cyan estuary]

I feel scp sl isn't scp anymore it just uses the numbers

[pearl anvil]

what

[pearl anvil]

???

elaborate

[cyan estuary]

With all the new stuff it's just using the numbers at this point

[pearl anvil]

What

that’s

how it works

you write new things

It’s very much still SCP

[pale sigil]

yo 049 im a big fan bro

[pearl anvil]

all the SCPs and roles are close to lore accurate

There’s nothing i can think of that doesn’t make sense in the scp universe

SL is still very much

[fossil oxide]

You can always use their nicknames to refer to them

[pearl anvil]

“SCP-like”

honestly more so now than it was before

not every game will be SCP CB

[somber raptor]

birthday tomorrow :)

[pearl anvil]

ok but actually explain tho

like

what is a new feature that is not “SCP-like”

[hazy swift]

pineapple...😭 🍍

[cyan estuary]

The models

It lost the charm

[pearl anvil]

The MODELS?

The models are literally amazing

[cyan estuary]

Nah

(I haven't seen them)

[pearl anvil]

You cannot saying the old ones are better

there is NO WAY

that anybody thinks the old ones are better

[cyan estuary]

Old ntf better

[fossil oxide]

Old NTF and Chaos looked kinda goofy, and, at the moment, is too hard to tell who's who under the darkness

Unless you play the game 24/7

[mystic summit]

i just dont like the helmet

everything else is fire

[pearl anvil]

not even that

you cant tell at all

[pearl anvil]

It’s grown on me

I have no preference any more

Ballistic helmet or not it looks good

[mystic summit]

it looks so impractical

[cyan estuary]

New looks like a combine from Half life 2

[pearl anvil]

Honestly i think i prefer it without the helmet because it helps differentiate the shapes

Not mixing up those two ever again

[cyan estuary]

Green from blue

[fossil oxide]

NTF: has build-in night vision
Also NTF: can't use night vision

[gentle barn]

left d-class
right is scientist

[pearl anvil]

Thats fucking awesome

[cyan estuary]

Yea

[pearl anvil]

They’re based off of the SAS CTs from CSGO tho

[gentle barn]

better? no. Just wont be easy to forget

[fossil oxide]

Yeah, and those are only shadow silhouettes

[gentle barn]

always in our hearts

[pearl anvil]

more publicly available stuff

[gentle barn]

wooo

whaaat

das craazy

[pearl anvil]

ive seen all the new models and i can confidently say they are all better

[gentle barn]

Soviet union frfr

[fossil oxide]

I will never forget the old Class-D and the Scientist, heck even the Guards and Serpent's Hand

[mystic summit]

ive seen them all for the wrong reason because i had to report a leak

t-t

[pearl anvil]

American PASGT helmet and American M50 Gas Mask

[gentle barn]

im dealing with that

[rough wing]

The serpents hand? Pink

[fossil oxide]

But I think I can easily move on from the military NTF and Chaos

[mystic summit]

oh is the cancer flooding your shit too

[fossil oxide]

Yes, those flying bastards spawning 018 all around

[pearl anvil]

Tutorial will probably be white Class-D, according to Goop

[rough wing]

Dude

I want my Barbie guard back

This is literally 1994

[orchid kraken]

Its so over for me

If no one ports these models to gmod

Im so done cuz no sfm models

[pearl anvil]

I want models for blender

[orchid kraken]

And i need for sfm

[pearl anvil]

i want to get into 3d animation

[orchid kraken]

For blender they gonna be 100%

[pearl anvil]

and ill do it if i can get those models in blender

[fossil oxide]

I'm SO glad the Class-D keeps the beanie

[somber raptor]

is this E-11 or a scuba diver? lol

[somber raptor]

i think the goofyness of the current models is a part of what makes the game this fun

[pearl anvil]

Specialised Equipment

[somber raptor]

if anything that's specialized equipment for Gamma-6 not for Epsilon-11

[pearl anvil]

The Headgear includes minor Ballistics protection, Night vision, Active ear protection, all in one

it’s not a scuba suit

[somber raptor]

WWI looking ahh

[pearl anvil]

it’s a hazmat suit

[fossil oxide]

Oh don't get me wrong, I love goofiness but when it comes to gunfights it can be pretty inconsistent not knowing who your teammates are

[somber raptor]

it looks like one

[pearl anvil]

Long gloves and boots

The material of the clothes

[somber raptor]

myes let Epsilon-11 do the job of Beta-7

[pearl anvil]

Beta-7 isn’t the only thing in existence that can wear protection from gas

and biohazards

you know

E-11 will absolutely wear that equipment if i containment breach involves Biohazards

Probably as standard

[somber raptor]

if the containment breach involves biohazards they'll probably send Beta-7 before or alongside Epsilon-11

[pearl anvil]

Not even close, their equipment is more early 2000s if anything

[somber raptor]

i doubt E11 standard issue gear is CBRN protection

[pearl anvil]

1990s maybe

[pearl anvil]

E-11 is there because they’re quicker

[somber raptor]

why would they be quicker

[pearl anvil]

Beta-7 is probably stationed like a thousand miles away

[somber raptor]

what tells you E11 isn't

[pearl anvil]

E-11 is presumably located nearest to wherever the risk of a Containment Breach is High

and also

[pearl anvil]

they get there in 5 minutes

[somber raptor]

fair enough, but what tells you Beta-7 isn't close to Site-02

[forest field]

To be fair, when there's a sitewide containment failure, you can't really be picky with who you send to deal with it

[fossil oxide]

Imagine Beta-7 spawns in after SCPs reach 5 spawnwaves

[pearl anvil]

I’m not against the idea of MTF being generic tactical operators. But i also really like this cool specialised inhuman look they have

[forest field]

The entire point of E11 is that they're prepared for various hazards rather than just being specialized with one

[fossil oxide]

Like stars from GTA

[pearl anvil]

Game is always supposed to end at 3

[fossil oxide]

True, but I've seen it happen

[forest field]

I'm a sucker for tacticool gear, but I have to agree that this new model is a nice change of pace

[pearl anvil]

exactly

we have CI for the more conventional look anyway

actually

eh not really

[forest field]

I wouldn't really consider the CI that conventional

[pearl anvil]

CI are a little dated

[fossil oxide]

Chaos: Has gas mask
Also Chaos: Dies during Decontamination

[pearl anvil]

whatever all the new models are good, and no changes are necessary

[forest field]

something something decontamination is corrosive something something blah blah blah

[forest field]

I still don't like the MTF's shoulder pads tbh

[fossil oxide]

Wonderful!

[pearl anvil]

it might be a little better if the MTF’s magazine pouches reflected what they actually carry

[somber raptor]

the foundation has 86 Mobile Task Forces: why would they need them if they can just send E11 everywhere?
If you specialize someone for everything you can't expect them to have the same preparation on something as a team that has only been specialized for that. Also, it's basically impossible to create a standard issue gear that protects from everything

[forest field]

Because if you have a task force that specalizes heavily in one aspect, it's better to send them rather than the jack of all trades

[fossil oxide]

Imagine an NTF carrying a g36 100fmj mag

*drum

[forest field]

The E11 obviously isn't as powerful against biohazards as Beta-7, but they get the job done

[somber raptor]

yeah, so if there's a sitewide breach in a site that is known to house many CBRN threats why would you not send Beta-7 alongside Epsilon-11?

[pearl anvil]

They look much better in game and in interesting positions. rather than just the static standing position

[orchid kraken]

MTF NTF vs Chaos Insurgency?!?@?@??@

[tidal wasp]

Wym by movement hater

[forest field]

I guess but they still feel way too unnecessarily futuristic, not just sci-fi

[pearl anvil]

Quick Reaction, infact it’s stated in the game end screen sometimes that better specialist forces are supposed to be on the way

[forest field]

What's the point in making them protrude out like that

[orchid kraken]

Are we fucking getting source 2 scp sl game or what? The model looks alike source 2 model

[fossil oxide]

Maybe cuz Beta-7 is already guarding another XK situation entity?

*scenario

[pearl anvil]

There’s also these two

[somber raptor]

the odds of that would be low

[pearl anvil]

idk why it’s a spoiler

[somber raptor]

Cloaker 💀

[somber raptor]

if the image name starts with SPOILER_ discord automatically tags it as spoiler

[fossil oxide]

As low as having 6 SCPs working together on a containment breach

[forest field]

I love how the coolness factor of the MTF's gas mask is immedietly neutralized when viewed from below

[somber raptor]

probably that

[orchid kraken]

Realistically every scp would start fighting each other

At the end of the day
106 would win

[fossil oxide]

Exactly!

[fossil oxide]

HECK YEAH

[forest field]

106 probably wouldn't be as interested in the other SCPs as he is with the humans

[orchid kraken]

He wouldnt have any other chances if facility is dead for 5 minutes before mtf arrives

[fossil oxide]

Yeah he would just kill 5 NTF for fun, get the pew pew achievement and call it a day

[pearl anvil]

049 would be hiding just as much as all the humans, 106 and 079 would only be interested in Humans, 096 is 096. 173, and 939 would be the ones fighting

[forest field]

He'd probably have the most fun with the scientists since they know exactly what he is and they know exactly what he's capable of

[orchid kraken]

In my opinion, most aggressive is 106 and 173, they just attack u on sight no matter fuck u do

[somber raptor]

btw guys

do we have any lore on where Site-02 is located?

[fossil oxide]

• the more scared the victim is, the more delicious of a prey he gains

[orchid kraken]

Idk seems like Austria to me

[pearl anvil]

“Northern Boreal Forests” other than that no

[forest field]

The site doesn't have any american sockets, so that might be a hint

[somber raptor]

does it have any sockets at all?

lol

[forest field]

IDK I think there are

[orchid kraken]

Remember guys
All of this happened because some retard thought its a good deal to give 079 control over doors and lights

[somber raptor]

the Scientist tryna charge his phone in Site-02:

[fossil oxide]

"You make it so easy, Foundation!"

[forest field]

This is probably how 079 gained control

[orchid kraken]

So much of scientists keeping 079 in 2 blast gates behind while keeping a literally one shotting dude with funny mask behind a door that can be opened from his side

[somber raptor]

for real

[fossil oxide]

Chaos spy be like

[forest field]

Redemption arc

[fossil oxide]

Classic Roblox RP server

[somber raptor]

no no

"killing is bad" after he has just killed the person he is actively reanimating

[orchid kraken]

I will never get the logic of keeping a object that cant move behind 2 blast gates but something that can snap ur neck or someone who can turn ur insides into a working killing braindead zombie behind a door thats opened by touching it

[forest field]

So he's a hypocrite because killing is only bad if other people do it

[orchid kraken]

We need Paramedic class who can revive 1 person with defibrillator each 5-10 minutes

[pearl anvil]

never cook again

[orchid kraken]

I will

[pearl anvil]

actually wait

i kinda fw a defibrillator

to revive

[forest field]

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

[orchid kraken]

But ofc it needs a charge thing

Because if u just have it without charging time u can revive entire mtf team

Funniest i think would be if u could revive any human class as paramedic mtf

[forest field]

"Hey buddy, good news, we brought you back to life! The bad news is that your teammates already stole all your ammo and medkits."

[somber raptor]

the Medkit in SCP:RP heals 33hp and has 10 uses, after that you gotta go to one of the charging stations
it cannot revive dead people tho

[fossil oxide]

🙂

[somber raptor]

i'm making Serious RP stuff about SCPRP for each class but for each one i'm adding funny subtitles to them

[orchid kraken]

"Yo i just brought you back to life but dont worry about your limb thats literally got desinetraged by micro hid"

[fossil oxide]

"Your IQ scales with your rank"
10/10 desc

[orchid kraken]

It makes so sense to me for Mtf to deploy a team without medic

Like every military group has Paramedic

[fossil oxide]

I suppose the NTF Specialist is the medic

Cuz y'know it was a Scientist before

[orchid kraken]

Especially if ur recobtaining a shitting object

[orchid kraken]

He shall get the defibrillator

[forest field]

Canonically, everybody has extensive medical knowledge of how to use a medkit and canonically nobody can be incapacitated unless they're dead

[fossil oxide]

[somber raptor]

if there was a defib it should not be able to reanimate people who died in certain ways like explosions, 173, 096 and some others

[orchid kraken]

Maybe by bullets should be exception

[forest field]

NTF Specialists aren't canonically the same scientist you escaped as ☝️🤓

[somber raptor]

i mean... medkits aren't that hard to use
i'm pretty sure they're made to be easy to use

[orchid kraken]

Specialists should atleast get a special gear cuz it makes no sense ur just seargant but different name

[forest field]

I was more just implying that there canonically isn't any knowledge the medic would know that the regular units wouldn't

[somber raptor]

ofc if it couldn't reanimate people who have been shot to death it would be useless even tho it's unrealistic

[fossil oxide]

gets shot in the head
"It's fine, I'll just put a badge on"

[orchid kraken]

There are a lot of games where u revive ppl who died in most unimaginable way

[fossil oxide]

How, do they escape and a new NTF comes in with the same stuff?

[orchid kraken]

And i dont think scp sl would be exception

[somber raptor]

fr

also, do you consider Specialists above or below Sergeants in terms of rank?

[forest field]

In PD2 you can revive people just by shouting at them really loud

[forest field]

They got jumped outside the facility

[orchid kraken]

In warface u can revive a person who got stomped and shot to death by 9999 bullets

Full hp

[fossil oxide]

Now that's the canon fact I love to hear

[forest field]

I'm guessing in order to revive them you must actually make physical contact?

Pathetic.

[somber raptor]

i just thought about something: imagine if ragdolls reflected how you died (eg if you get killed by an explosion your body is... all over the wall

[glossy coyote]

In Fortnite there’s the reboot van

[fossil oxide]

Lethal Company needs one

[orchid kraken]

U revive ppl by holding ur hand in fortnite

[glossy coyote]

Nah no one does that anymore

[orchid kraken]

In cod u use a fucking non sensical thing on human to revive after u got headshoted

[glossy coyote]

It’s out of style

[somber raptor]

in R6S if you fall from a roof and click F to 'slow down blood' the character puts his hand on his forearm

[glossy coyote]

Putting in armour plates to heal

[orchid kraken]

And yet ppl would cry if defibrillator got added to scp sl to revive ppl

[fossil oxide]

Eating cooked beef after breaking your legs, nice one Steve

[orchid kraken]

Healing yourself after getting shot by rpg by just standing, nice one Roach

[fossil oxide]

[orchid kraken]

Scp sl needs more gore and horror cuz game isnt even scary its just funny

Its crab game but with admins

[mystic summit]

person who generalizes the appeal of the game into "horror" #5001

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[orchid kraken]

Scp is just portrayed to be scary and sad

Imo

I mostly see it sad and horror type shit

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[mystic summit]

multiplayer horror games will never be remembered for scare factor alone, its always comedy

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[orchid kraken]

All fun and games till u lower your brightness

WE NEED MORE BLOOD‼️🗣🔥

[mystic summit]

oh dont worry ive had to deal with that already

before i discovered nvidia filters + 11.0

• my warm color filter on my monitor

[elder trench]

my radio just picked up me turning off my fan

[mystic summit]

i found it very fucking annoying

[orchid kraken]

I remember surviving as dclass for 19 minutes

With no card, medkit, gun or anything

Just walking around and some mtf decided to help me escape

Instead of killing

Truly rare moment

[elder trench]

AHH HEXATRONIC LANGUAGE

[pine torrent]

give me 999

[quick knot]

@pine torrent okay

!999

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/787000355309092894/999.gif

[plucky wigeon]

thanks for telling me

[gilded timber]

@hazy meteor Keep it sfw please

[polar spade]

@true sky

[fleet stratus]

is there another discord for the northwood official eu servers?

or can reports be made here

[glossy coyote]

For official servers, the official nw server discord handles reports on all NW servers

[fleet stratus]

is there a channel to make a ticket? the person left right away after screaming nword at full volume breaking my damn eardrums

[calm crown]

who ping

[fleet stratus]

also i hope there is a history cuz i dont have his steamid

[eager wadi]

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[eager wadi]

@fleet stratus ^

[wanton ravine]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 9 hours, 5 minutes, 12 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[viral pulsar]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[viral pulsar]

!rep @snow umbra

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to a bot!

[viral pulsar]

!rep view

[snow umbra]

Member "view" not found.

[viral pulsar]

!rep @silent glen

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent glen a reputation point!

[vital pine]

huh are the servers down rn

nvm i fixed it

[forest ivy]

😔

[fallow kite]

I feel like i am gonna die today

[lethal scroll]

Fallout 5 needs killable children tbch

Assuming we don't get fallout IRL before then

[fallow kite]

Weirdo

[forest field]

I don't see the harm as long as they add the mechanics from the first two games that makes literally everyone despise you if you kill any kids

[mystic summit]

they wont because rating systems

xd

[forest field]

I mean, the first two games aren't AO either

[mystic summit]

and the first two games werent published by bethesda

[timid yacht]

Stfu

U dont have w ruzz

[forest field]

Ace is the epitome of rizz

[timid yacht]

From dbd yea

Him or jake

My gf plays dbd :3

[honest junco]

hello

[fallow kite]

I have like the worst fever in 3 years, one hell of throat pain and my ass caught the flu

[balmy crane]

Damn man, stay hydrated, get lots of well rest, I recommend Cepacol cough drops for the throat pain 😎

[fallow kite]

Thanks

[trail glade]

im the better that guy

:3

[wanton ravine]

It's mark it buyher

[wide goblet]

I’m a little lost on how Theta-5 (“The Bigger Boat”), an aquatic task force has any relation to SL/Site-02 lore, please explain

[cinder sapphire]

#scp-discussion nerds would answer this for you

[honest junco]

Worst one so far

[wanton ravine]

you want a worse one?

[honest junco]

Pls no

[wanton ravine]

Bark it mire

oh, wait, that's my Michael Myers one

[wanton ravine]

super minor

[ember river]

aint no way are the human models changing dude...

[solemn flame]

they are and its 🔥

[ember river]

ngl, the new scientist model is pretty mid

butt, as an improvement, guards and dbois now have cooler models

[grave topaz]

I will destroy that female class d ngl.

[spare crystal]

😳

[wanton ravine]

💀

Not even I would do that

[spice canyon]

Bro

[wanton ravine]

I haven't seen them, can you send me an image

[spice canyon]

Chaos>D-Class>Guard>Scientist>MTF

[ember river]

allat>fem D-class

[ember river]

check your dms

[spice canyon]

Why

[wanton ravine]

already did

[wanton ravine]

He was talking to me💀

[spice canyon]

No

[bleak quail]

.

[spice canyon]

Don't you

[spice canyon]

Why

But MTF<All

Half Life

[ember river]

nuh uh, fem d class is at the top of pyramid

[spice canyon]

For me MTF

Where 14.0?

[grave topaz]

Nah the female class d 😈 as a guard I will stop kos

[spare crystal]

What female Class D are y'all talking about

[grave topaz]

Nahhh some model leak

[spare crystal]

Hey Simple

[tight ermine]

Hey Wolf

[strange niche]

hello

[tight ermine]

I love your dog

Cutest dog ever

[strange niche]

she's currently sleeping at the moment

[tight ermine]

I might just steal her

[grave topaz]

Let her sleep

[grave topaz]

Do it

[tight ermine]

Ok omw

[grave topaz]

You would not have the courage to do that lmaoo---

[tight ermine]

Stealing isn't about courage

[tight ermine]

Lmao

[grave topaz]

You wouldn't do that

[tight ermine]

@silent idol German

[tight ermine]

Ask SimpleWolf where the dog is (she will be gone)

[still moth]

they couldnt even bother to make the hand match the direction of the body

[tight ermine]

Dj_Nathan_ [LoA]

[grave topaz]

Coming from half life

Rise and shine scientists!-d boi

[silent idol]

I'd pay into the idea that the combine are just the future of the foundation

[honest junco]

hi

[honest junco]

half-life reference

[rocky adder]

Holy shit markiplier

[spare crystal]

Hello

[tough tapir]

The future of the foundation

[eager wadi]

bread

🍞

[tough tapir]

Breb

[eager wadi]

ħobż

[fallow kite]

nathan

[eager wadi]

?

[bold talon]

One missed call from Lithuania 5 hours ago

5 hours ago was 3:30 am

[true sky]

Add gore to sl

[left chasm]

!vsr

[snow umbra]

https://scpslgame.com/Verified_server_rules.pdf

[tight ermine]

PICK UP

Your car's extended warranty is about to expire

[pearl anvil]

i love games with iconic items

tied to characters

like uh

Half life with the Crowbar

Portal with the Portal Gun

Minecraft Pickaxes/Swords

[strange trellis]

john dark soul liquid fire

[pearl anvil]

yeah

TF2 has a few

but if i had to pick one probably the rocket launcher

uhh

R6 and the drone

Oneshot sun

Ultrakill Marksman revolver

[tough tapir]

Me getting a text about job offers with a number from Angola

[bold talon]

Why don't you want to work in Angola

[strange niche]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3BR0XE5XEHY?feature=share

[tough tapir]

I don't even know where exactly it is

[somber raptor]

good morning

time for another excruciating losing streak on CS2

[strange niche]

Let's go Gambling!

[somber raptor]

"aw dang it!"

[fallow kite]

Recovered

You a real one man, thanks

Hope i wasnt bothering you

[orchid kraken]

proof that SCP SL=CS:GO
Terrorists=Chaos insurgency
both come in car to location
Counter-Terrorists=MTF
both come in chopper to location

COINDINENCE???

[tough tapir]

@eager wadi

[eager wadi]

[rancid dome]

Ultimate CSGO sin, many matches per day

Ruins your rating, even if you perform really well in later games that day.

Really don't know if much changed in cs2

But I imagine it's pretty similar

[somber raptor]

what about class d and scientists

[somber raptor]

i haven't got a rating yet that's why i'm playing a lot to get a rating

[orchid kraken]

dclass and scientists are more like hostages

[somber raptor]

who the fuck plays hostage in 2024

[orchid kraken]

cuz u get orange bois in csgo as hostages

[rancid dome]

I meant rating as in map ranks, woops

[orchid kraken]

idk ask ppl who play hostages

[spare crystal]

I do

Office

[somber raptor]

there's a reason there's 10 defuse maps and 2 hostage maps

[rancid dome]

How many cheaters do you get in a hostage game

[spare crystal]

Haven't seen a cheater in years

[rancid dome]

That's nice

[spare crystal]

I guess there are more cheaters in north america than the south

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah

[somber raptor]

office is a fucken gmod prop hunt at this point 💀

[somber raptor]

europe:

[spare crystal]

Oh yeah... VPNs

[rancid dome]

You should play on Asia servers with no prime :3

[fallow kite]

dropping bombs on oseans 🔥

[rancid dome]

You get just brain dead people in the server

[rancid dome]

What game's that

?

[somber raptor]

maybe DCS?

[fallow kite]

dcs

[rancid dome]

Yeah Im thinking of either that or WT

Ah

[somber raptor]

don't play either one of those
play Ace Combat 7

[rancid dome]

I wish I got yhe money for the dcs dlcs

[somber raptor]

play AC7 instead

[rancid dome]

My wallet rn is like the tofu dreg projects man

Really unstable

[somber raptor]

💀

[rancid dome]

I need to save every bit I can for my upcoming payments

[eager wadi]

russians cheat more

[somber raptor]

most russians are jerks in CS2

they think they can shit talk and tk you because they have 1 more kill than you

[rancid dome]

"I'm from England America!!"
"Who is your president?"
"MICHAEL JORDAN"

Some of the Russians are big W

[eager wadi]

9

[tough tapir]

2

[rough wing]

5

[spare crystal]

7

[pearl anvil]

4

[somber raptor]

3 as always

[orchid kraken]

i just survived all fucking scp´s

[lethal scroll]

BioShock with plasmids

Fallout has the Fatman

Doom has the Big Fucking Gun

[somber raptor]

song name?

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVN7z6Yja_g

[pearl anvil]

FMOD???

[orchid kraken]

yuh uh

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[bold talon]

Blahaj :3

[pearl anvil]

:3:3:3:3:3:3:3333

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-blahaj-spinning-blahaj-shark-shonk-gif-27706401

[rough wing]

:<

:^3

[radiant fiber]

[tough tapir]

@dull edge

[bronze pier]

i have the same

[inland minnow]

how do you kill 106 now?

just shooting him?

[pearl anvil]

that’s always been how you do it

[bronze pier]

no

[rough wing]

there used to be femur breaker

[inland minnow]

so is it just shooting now?

[gilded timber]

Always has been

[rough wing]

the way you contain every scp is by shooting

[inland minnow]

so what does his containment area do now?

if theres no femur breaker

[bronze pier]

its just there

[gilded timber]

Look cool and serve as one of 2 places to get a card upgrade from scientist

[inland minnow]

whats there

[bronze pier]

operator card

and 1 coin

[inland minnow]

ah ok so it serves a similar purpose as 096's containment

got it

thats less interesting than the femur breaker, I wish they could have made that work

cause the answer to every SCP bar PC being 'just shoot the crap out of them' is a tad uninspired

[pearl anvil]

Site-02 is located in america 💪💪💪

the best way of dealing with something is an automatic firearm 💪💪💪

[inland minnow]

I liked the femur breaker, but it did make 106 weak

not entirely sure how you could make it better

[pearl anvil]

eh

problem was that it was concentrated on one room

[inland minnow]

yeah

so once they got in 106 was dead

[pearl anvil]

generators are good because they are spread out

and often have multiple exits

[inland minnow]

maybe you could still put it in that room but put it on a timer like the gens

so once its being activated 106 is notified and he can come back to stop you

[pearl anvil]

potentially

[inland minnow]

also have there been literally any attempts to make the late game more interesting?

cause every game I play in gets real boring once it gets to that point

[pearl anvil]

things are being worked on

[inland minnow]

like what

specifically pertaining to the end game

[distant cove]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @distant cove

[snow umbra]

You have just given @distant cove a reputation point!

[distant cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/354018139538849794/1242888222892359710/memex.mov?ex=6699f61c&is=6698a49c&hm=da08649aa76ac99ce053837f0a6b390c23f6a1cbe6dacd65c57e35efb878dce6&

[trail monolith]

i dont have the same because im in russia(

[lyric burrow]

hi

[lyric burrow]

i don;t know much about scp ngl

but

idrc im just trying out something new

[trail monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-secret-laboratory-scp-sl-explosion-boom-gif-27414413

blyat

why

ebaniy discord

[lyric burrow]

huh

[lyric burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/heeseung420-spongebob-gif-19759452

[trail monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/and-god-taketh-away-scp-gif-7611723066966386743

[lyric burrow]

ngl do you talk about the other scp stuff like the cn branch

so basically like Scarlet king Gates of guardian etc

Все, що я знаю про SCP, це кумедний оп Червоний король і богоподібні істоти ngl

[trail monolith]

i can understand ukrainian, but im russian

[lyric burrow]

eh ok

Я знаю SCP 173, 049, 999 та інших, але мій мозок був у глибокій скруті від того, що я дивився занадто багато редагувань Червоного Короля

[hoary nexus]

can you keep the chat in english here

[lyric burrow]

ah shit srry mods

yeah basically the only thing i know about scp is just Scarlet king and thats it💀

[trail monolith]

base

[lyric burrow]

ngl he's op but wanked at the same time

[orchid kraken]

Can these bastards realize they're only making me popular instead of ruining my channel?

Great

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[orchid kraken]

Downloaded

Funny pic

[fallow kite]

Speak up he can't hear you

[orchid kraken]

DOWNLOADED!!!

[lethal scroll]

Correct answer only

Who is this

[orchid kraken]

Butcher

[pearl anvil]

Dr trayourous

[olive forge]

46th president of the united states

[polar spade]

An Librarian Villager from Minecraft

Nothing else it could be

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[fallow kite]

Elaborate

Your cooked man if they find out about this 🤫

[distant cove]

Im just stating facts

Especially since they admit all of that, its not information they even try to hide

[fallow kite]

I myself wouldnt risk it ive seen people getting swat sent to their house before just for a fake bomb threat

[distant cove]

Eh thats fair

[fallow kite]

Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me of the swatting trend that happened around 2015-2017 or 2018

I forgot that existed

I dont know what it was all i knoe is people got pissed they swatted streamers and random kids and some of them died

[distant cove]

I also forgot that existed

[somber raptor]

guys imagine if there was the OSIPR in CS2

[somber raptor]

i'm surprised the police hasn't been called on them yet

btw, is it known how many members does that clan have or is it unknown?

[orchid kraken]

it was 200 but no one cared what H:E said

he was only man in his army

[fallow kite]

I swear its so menacing what HE said

[orchid kraken]

wha he say

[distant cove]

So scary

[somber raptor]

i'd be real funny to call the police on them lol

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[fallow kite]

spongendal

[sterile crater]

cows

[olive forge]

s...

[olive forge]

freaktrick

[fallow kite]

oh hell nah

he burnt them

i cant remember his name

[fossil oxide]

Alchemist

[somber raptor]

3 done, 8 to go (+ premier)

[dark patrol]

WAIT SCP 966 IS BEING ADDED?

[orchid kraken]

Peak scp

[dark patrol]

hi car

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[strange niche]

future proofing

[dark patrol]

[random schooner]

Well its the world SCP takes in so that probably has a several hundred pages of exceptions

[strange niche]

It's not SCP related so I should be good

though Europa might be in trouble IF the universal constants do change

though it can't be any worse than the current situation

I am also assuming it's pure water but fuck it, I'm an engineer not a scientist

I'm just gonna assume Pi is 3

[dark patrol]

3.145

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/3take-it-or-leave-it-three-take-it-or-leave-it-sbs-patrick-gif-15037514

[fallow kite]

3.2

[somber raptor]

next one gonna be sighs Mirage

[robust stratus]

brb gonna do something real quick

[fallow kite]

Pinging someone just to say "brb"

[strange niche]

they didn't ping me

[forest field]

thats NOT HOW ROUNDING WORRKSSJSDLHJHSDHSDSDF 😡 😡 😡 :rage

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[fallow kite]

I just did :)

I can't tell which replies are pinging and which aren't on my phone

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-hit-single-fnf-no-gif-3466891154401241773

[fleet stag]

hi

good evening

[fleet stag]

are you adding fire to scp sl?

why there is gasConstant , criticalWaterTemperature?

[fallow kite]

Who you callin pinhead

[pure python]

can you make one of the rooms have the word gullible in a lightly faded text so i can say it says gullible on the ceiling next april fools

please

[strange niche]

not SL related

[pure python]

i beg of you

[pure python]

make the word gullible on the ceiling of a room i beg of thou

april fools

[south scroll]

Mrbeast

[strange niche]

funnily enough we do have an easter egg on the ceiling in CM-04 at Light Containment Zone

[gaunt talon]

What's the Easter egg

[strange niche]

CM balls lmao

[pure python]

i was gonna ask what cm was

[fallow kite]

Crazy Hand type laugh

[pure python]

this guy ruined the joke by not asking where or what it was but i was getting my chipotle

[somber raptor]

average match on mirage

[river igloo]

what is this can and why is it in my dreams?

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome Average MIrage match:

• CT Yellow left
• CT Green got votekicked cuz he was afk
• T blue was kicked for TK at spawn
• T purple was later kicked for too much TK
• T yellow was a p*rvert
• T orange was toxic as hell
• we lost 9-13

[distant cove]

I believe you misspelled that map
By how you're treating it, its MIDrage

[somber raptor]

fr

it's overplayed af but i want to have a rank on all maps so i have to play them all

at this point the only maps i don't hate are Dust II, Inferno, Nuke and Overpass

[serene kernel]

when will update 14.0 be released?

[fossil drum]

Is the female class d real?

Like are all human classes gonna have a female model or Something?

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!

[idle shard]

been dead for a couple days

the boys s4 finale was pure peak

[fallow kite]

what was on march 3

[chilly vault]

unlikely

[forest ivy]

Probably only class d’s and scientists

Maybe even the facility guard

[livid parcel]

my guess is later this year

[random schooner]

Sometime I feel so old, at the ripe age of 28, as everyone else here appears to be in their late teens or early 20s

[knotty moth]

how many calories in an scp 939

[rough wing]

Bulking

[shell mortar]

community manager

[fallow kite]

Centimeter

[tough tapir]

centipede man

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/care-garn-garn47-47-funny-gif-3665055643533589689

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-guts-and-blackpowder-g%26b-gif-14459856417768515434

[fleet stratus]

I saw the new dclass model leak

god damn why make her so bad

[rough wing]

IT'S NOT REAL BRO

[trail glade]

whats not real?

[rough wing]

The female D class leak

It's not fucking real

[trail glade]

awwww

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/phighting-sword-skateboard-begone-meme-gif-16841829932670671773

[trail glade]

BE.... H E R E

[whole shale]

https://tenor.com/view/sageyonce-gif-20853661

[shell mortar]

steam's new recording feature is fire

[fleet stratus]

whats that?

[rocky adder]

Shit I need to start using that

[shell mortar]

I was lazy to set up a recording program but now I dont have to

[shell mortar]

it auto records your gameplay

for example you can set it to record your last 60 minutes of gameplay

[rough wing]

I read that as "shit I need to start using toilet" And was deeply concerned

[shell mortar]

and it costs only 5 gb

of storage

[fleet stratus]

For clip-making or for entire session record?

[shell mortar]

its like a black box

[shell mortar]

entire session

[visual acorn]

Nvidia has it for a while already

[fleet stratus]

doesnt it suck?

[visual acorn]

Huh

[shell mortar]

can you set it to auto record like steam?

[fleet stratus]

im just using medal for clips I need

[shell mortar]

does it have this?

you need to opt in for the beta

[visual acorn]

It just records an x amount of hours after you press the button

[shell mortar]

I forget to do that

[visual acorn]

It just keeps recording it and deleting the old files

Nvidia has 120 fps recording

[shell mortar]

or would have forgotten, because I never used it

[visual acorn]

That's a big W

[shell mortar]

steam doesnt?

[fleet stratus]

like anything else

[shell mortar]

I need to check it

[visual acorn]

I don't think so

It's usually being recorded at 60fps

[shell mortar]

usually? so sometimes its at 120?

meh I dont need 120 fps tbh

its just the automatic feature that sells it for me

[visual acorn]

Usually such programs record at 60 fps

[fleet stratus]

such programs like which

examples

[visual acorn]

Obs

[shell mortar]

oh yeah it is only 60 fps

its fine

maybe they will add 120 fps in the future

because its still in beta

[visual acorn]

120 fps makes the clip look much better

[fleet stratus]

i cant sent screenshots cuz no embed perms

[fallow kite]

What sens/dpi

[fleet stratus]

but obs can be set to above 60

[unreal gate]

its dogshit

[rough wing]

There is no reaction greater than silence.

🤫

[visual acorn]

I genuinely forgot

My PC is 3000 kilometers away

[shell mortar]

you could keep that to yourself

but you didnt

[fleet stratus]

is it me or are your graphics weird

[shell mortar]

its okay to be wrong btw

so dw

[fleet stratus]

too much gamma and contrast?

[visual acorn]

Discord has some problems with my clips

[fleet stratus]

oh alr

[visual acorn]

It looks normal on reddit and YouTube

[fleet stratus]

and even tho youve got 100-120 fps, the bitrate is still terrible

unless its also discord breaking the clip

[unreal gate]

If you've used computers for the first time then yeah it's fine but steams recording is inferior to other programs in so many ways

[visual acorn]

Discord compression moment

The clip does look normal on my phone locally

[unreal gate]

"Who asked"? That wasn't even a question you autistic fuck

[visual acorn]

No artefacts also

[shell mortar]

that's how the phrase is used, its used for statements also. why are you so toxic? is it because of earlier?

[strange trellis]

discord argument

[fallow kite]

It floats down

[shell mortar]

clown to clown communication

[strange trellis]

IT FLOATS DOWN!!!!!!!

[visual acorn]

That happens with people when they stay on this server for too long

[orchid kraken]

Mlp in tf2?!?!?!?@,!?

[shell mortar]

I see

[visual acorn]

You are into MLP again?

[visual acorn]

Crazy

[orchid kraken]

Crazy?

I was crazy once

[fallow kite]

HI CAR

[strange trellis]

megatron!?!?!?!?!?!

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[strange trellis]

transformers tf2

[orchid kraken]

Megaton*

[strange trellis]

someone didn't get the joke

[orchid kraken]

I did but i wanted to correct u

It sounds even like megatron

Or like in elden ring
Mist or beast sounds like

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[strange trellis]

behold giant
but hole

[forest field]

WE DETONATIN THE BOMB WITH THIS ONE 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[orchid kraken]

Detonation sequence T-90 seconds

[forest field]

Why would we want to give people time to evacuate?

[strange trellis]

false hope

[orchid kraken]

Put them in LCZ with no stamina

[forest field]

I thought we were still talking about Megaton

[orchid kraken]

Lets have MLP x Transformers x SCP SL COLLABORATION!!!!!!

Where mighty titan steal kills all scps with 1 shot and humans cant do shit

They're being killed at spawn

[forest field]

I'm talking about the Fallout 3 town, not megatron

[orchid kraken]

GEEKED UP PLAYING XBOX ALL DAY

@forest field

[forest field]

what does this have to do with the caption

[shell mortar]

he blocked lmao so soft

[orchid kraken]

Ignore the pov just watch the video

[upper geode]

Y'all wanna play the old SCP SL?

[somber raptor]

Every year that passes i become more disappointed in life

[wintry current]

13.5.1 will be coming out In approximately 48 hours (Saturday, 20 July 2024 21:00/in 2 days)

Happy

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k9By4KqifQ when flashbangs were portable nukes

[celest scarab]

portable "Dont approach me or your eyes die"

[fleet stratus]

wth i just got dc'd by timeout and the second i leave i press re join and its already full

ig 10 more minutes of waiting

[wanton ravine]

Oh my God

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/slippy-i-saw-what-you-deleted-slippydesnake-skyler-gif-10721741480770112366

[wanton ravine]

Why is your profile car now?

[orchid kraken]

because i changed it

its as shrimple as that

[wanton ravine]

You can change it that fast?

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[celest scarab]

if thats a car, how does a jeep look like

[orchid kraken]

YES

im just simply noxplis

[celest scarab]

are you really noxplis?

or are you a spy?

[wanton ravine]

Do you have cash app?

Never mind, I have 42 cents

[rough wing]

@wanton ravine collect my black hand

And upgrade it in 914

For a white hand

[celest scarab]

have you tried searching in your couch

[rough wing]

Search inside the hole

You might find it

[wanton ravine]

Um ok?

[celest scarab]

1162

yes I will throw my coins into 1162 and get rich

[orchid kraken]

123456789

[celest scarab]

its like a slot machine without the bright lights

[wanton ravine]

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

me so sigma

[celest scarab]

can we give cassie a rep point

[wanton ravine]

No he's a bot

I've seen people try

[celest scarab]

:(

cassie should get also rep points

[orchid kraken]

send me all ur money, paypal gonna transfer me 1 cent from those 42 cents u have

[celest scarab]

hold on

place 20 cents in blackjack, win and get 40 cents

and then repeat

[orchid kraken]

40 on red

80 on black

160 on black

320 on red

repeat the method

[celest scarab]

we're getting in debt with this one 🔥

[celest scarab]

spogbob

[orchid kraken]

i want to commision from you information about this individual called @celest scarab

[celest scarab]

You'd have to ask the KGB, not the FBI

[inner walrus]

who what

??

[olive forge]

KGB dont exist anymore

[celest scarab]

What?

[olive forge]

the KGB dissolved with the USSR in 91

they havent been a thing for 30 years

[random schooner]

I heard "I'm spongebob" in chat and instinctually yelled "Fuck off Busines Cat". He wasn't even in game 😖

[olive forge]

LMAO

[celest scarab]

It's 1974 what are you talking about

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/yyongi-spongebob-gif-22463948

[celest scarab]

i lov spogbob

[rough wing]

@fallow kite your reputation is ruined

[fallow kite]

I can't confirm nor deny my involvement

[celest scarab]

Wait a minute... If the KGB is gone then why does my microwave have a bug

[tidal wasp]

northwood bugged your microwave for 14.0 leaks

[sterile crater]

my fans are not enjoying mc shaders

[olive karma]

cutto

[olive forge]

asked a dude if he had anything to say before i gunned him down as a guard

dude just said he had a 13 inch dick

[visual acorn]

jamon is the food of gods

Literally so tasty

[sterile crater]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

what does rep give :O

[sterile crater]

internet point

very important

[fleet stratus]

do you plan any nerfs for pc?

it is so unfun to play against him

He is an scp that denies anybody skillful that could loop the scps

[fallow kite]

holy shit thats very important!

i need to

i must...

get those!

What is the ways of getting it!?

[velvet mason]

Like this

!rep @fallow kite

[snow umbra]

You have just given @vast sail a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

[sterile crater]

rep trafficking is illegal but works

[fallow kite]

happy me :3

can i rep her back

if its okay

or he

[velvet mason]

Ofc + am a guy

[fallow kite]

yay

!rep @velvet mason

[snow umbra]

You have just given @velvet mason a reputation point!

[velvet mason]

[fallow kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048082331379974144/1118154723061674074/skirt-1.png.gif

[fleet stratus]

me when the

[fallow kite]

me when the feminine men

[velvet mason]

Whyd you post that under me

Accident?

[fallow kite]

erm

perhaps???

idk why i posted it

all friends are eeping rn

[tight ermine]

@orchid kraken I found out you have a YouTube channel due to certain events! Subscribed :D

[orchid kraken]

what kind of events

[tight ermine]

Certain people doing certain mean things

[fallow kite]

a silly man kept sending ur gifs ig

[orchid kraken]

eh H.E?

[fallow kite]

If they send a man picture in pet-pictures do you smite em?

[tight ermine]

Yes

[fallow kite]

awesome

can i send my car

[tight ermine]

Send it and find out

😎

[fallow kite]

mysterious!!

[visual acorn]

Funny people

[orchid kraken]

@tight ermine wait wtf are they even saying abt me bru?

[tight ermine]

idk I saw the message you sent about it

[orchid kraken]

ah

[fallow kite]

you have a funny gif they keep sending

[orchid kraken]

they can do suck my ass tbh

[orchid kraken]

show me lmfao

[fallow kite]

.

looks similar

[fallow kite]

.

[orchid kraken]

lmfao their server got banned

again

[fallow kite]

og

oh

[visual acorn]

Why even joining it

[orchid kraken]

they dont learn from far cry3

[orchid kraken]

to see wtf they evne doing there

i just join

see

leave

they definetly never learned from far cry3 about insanity

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-farcry3-farcry3villain-insanity-insanity-vaas-gif-26048552

[visual acorn]

Probably still posting very illegal content

And trying to doxx randoms

[fallow kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059140603000131657/1104404283111264296/attachment-2-1.gif

[orchid kraken]

their doxx is same as my diarreah

[fallow kite]

what about poop

[visual acorn]

I'm 99% sure they will be able to doxx me easily

[orchid kraken]

they "doxxed" me but oh well i didnt give shit
woooww thank you for telling everyone about my socials, name and city
not like i couldnt share this information

[visual acorn]

I literally shared my private information so many times