general-chat

[orchid kraken]

Trolling

[olive forge]

LOL

[errant hollow]

Yes it's called I say things because it's funny sometimes

[olive forge]

thats a godo fucking sticker lmao

[grand musk]

It's OK, I recently let go of my 30-year grudge against the state of Colorado. I get it.

[orchid kraken]

Brain Injury?

[olive forge]

i know what video thats from

[orchid kraken]

I understood no shit from that sentence but i say i totally agree

Funny alien words

[olive forge]

yeah this dude talks like an alien elarning enlgish

i say while making 9 mistakes

[errant hollow]

No he talks like a 14 year old

[olive forge]

true

[errant hollow]

This is probably because he's a 14 year old

[grand musk]

Excuse the fuck out of me for being autistic, you bunch of jerks.

[olive forge]

but this guys supposedly had a 30 year grudge against colorado

[errant hollow]

??? Eat a penis

[olive forge]

real

[grand musk]

I'm sorry, I try to be normal.

[olive forge]

frieren maxxing

[errant hollow]

Ok don't be normal then?

[orchid kraken]

Just use weird slangs

Like skibidi

[olive forge]

unironically get boiled into stew

[errant hollow]

I'm autistic so don't try to use that as a shield lol

[olive forge]

put this man in a pot of stew...15 lbs of meat...3 carrots...

[orchid kraken]

When autistic meet acoustic

[grand musk]

I don't get out much, don't talk to many people.

[olive forge]

my multicam pants i got fit like a glove

we're so back

[errant hollow]

Ok neither do I really except online

[orchid kraken]

Shut up

Andimal is typing

Listen and learn

[grand musk]

No

[odd minnow]

Let’s try to calm this topic down, there’s been some misunderstandings in this convo and I get it but let’s not jump on each other

Sometimes we do a bit of yapping

[gilded timber]

Lets talk about something EPIC

[olive forge]

a NW moderator is talking

ignore and spam

[olive forge]

dogs

[grand musk]

I wasn't trying to upset anyone...

[odd minnow]

You wanted them to shut up so you could choke me

[errant hollow]

Let's talk about dark souls

[odd minnow]

Fucked up, nox

[polar spade]

Epic Games sucks

[gilded timber]

Favorite breed?

[odd minnow]

You didn’t upset anyone. It’s all good

[errant hollow]

Let's talk about Dark Souls Right Now

[orchid kraken]

Yes because YOU'RE MODERATOR!!!

KILL MODS

[errant hollow]

https://media.tenor.com/qFhBZ_n8zX8AAAAM/fume-knight.gif

[orchid kraken]

!!!

[polar spade]

Epic Game Store is bloody terrible

[errant hollow]

Dark souls

[odd minnow]

When the soul is dark

(Mine is)

[orchid kraken]

You are absolutely COOKED

[gilded timber]

I just brought my last game I was using their launcher for on steam so I could finally uninstall it

[odd minnow]

(I’m going to hell)

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-you-are-done-gif-26611110

[grand musk]

Do you honestly want me to never speak to you again?

[polar spade]

Thank god

[orchid kraken]

Block button exists

[errant hollow]

Everyone's soul is dark it came free with your humanity

[errant hollow]

I never said that?

[polar spade]

Ur free now Lucid, ur finally free

[grand musk]

You're right, Nox did. Mis-clicked.

[errant hollow]

Oh ok

[gilded timber]

It's been so long, thank god for the steam summer sale

[odd minnow]

True

[errant hollow]

I will say sorry if I got too harsh earlier sometimes I do that here

[polar spade]

Im too poor to buy anything

[orchid kraken]

@grand musk i didnt say shut up to you only btw, other hand it was ironically

[odd minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-parakeet-wiggle-dancing-cute-gif-17132057

[gilded timber]

This has been my only purchase for like 2 months

[grand musk]

I only have ADHD because I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.

[errant hollow]

Anyways uuhhhhhhhhhhhh

[olive forge]

practically?

german shepherd

[odd minnow]

I want coffee

[olive forge]

by looks alone tho

borzoi

[polar spade]

Last game i bought was April, and it was 6$
I still feel my bank account weeping

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

[odd minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/water-cat-cat-cat-bath-gif-8375496536506751533

[grand musk]

Ever go camping with a pair of German Shepherds? They set patrols, take turns running the perimeter.

[olive forge]

I dont take my dogs out on rucks

[gilded timber]

I had to look this one up, I could never own one and resist the "why the long face" jokes

[olive forge]

lmao

theyre hilarious looking

[grand musk]

...I like Airedales.

[polar spade]

God did them wrong

[olive forge]

oh my God

[gilded timber]

I think they look so innocent

[olive forge]

look at how this looks

one second

[orchid kraken]

Nose

[olive forge]

ahahahaha

[olive forge]

right?

[gilded timber]

Boop the snoot

[olive forge]

theyre dope looking

[orchid kraken]

YIPPIE!!

[olive forge]

getting a muzzle for them though would be hell I have to imagine

[orchid kraken]

No more this shitty keyboard that stops working when i press Q

[woven sigil]

wow

[gilded timber]

Reminds me of

[grand musk]

That there doggo's related to Pinocchio and just can't quit fibbin'.

[olive forge]

lol

[grand musk]

'K, y'all called me out on my grammar, so I'm gonna start dropping southwestern vernacular.

[olive forge]

dude I couldnt care less

[grand musk]

K

[olive forge]

im trying to talk about dogs

[gilded timber]

What keyboard?

[grand musk]

...please quit calling me a dude.

Y'know what? I take that back, doesn't matter. I couldn't care less. :p

[olive forge]

amazon is so good

i love them

ive been looking into getting some good nets tho for my face because mosquitos suck

[grand musk]

So... is Disco Elysium safe to bring up?

[gilded timber]

I hate them so much

[grand musk]

Or is everyone burned out on it?

[olive forge]

total mosquito death

behead mosquito larvae

[gilded timber]

Thankfully there are very few in the uk

[olive forge]

roundhouse kick a mosquito into a tree

they suck in canada

especially near my property cause we live on the green belt

so its damp

and mosquitos really like to ruin your fucking day

[gilded timber]

:(

There used to be a lot more in Australia, where I used to live

I feel your pain

[olive forge]

yeah its bad business

[grand musk]

Do you at least get fireflies to make up for the mosquitos?

[olive forge]

especially when im trying to enjoy the pond and eat oatmeal out of cold canteen messkit and i get swarmed by a fucking fighter squadron

[grand musk]

'Cause in Washington State, we don't.

[olive forge]

yeah theyre pretty

[grand musk]

That's something to be glad for, then.

[olive forge]

i love everything about the outdoors but the fucking bugs

[gilded timber]

Try uk weather lol

[olive forge]

its half past rain o clock

[gilded timber]

Or NY rn

[olive forge]

i wish canada was colder and simultaneously dont

like

it would be nicer carrying 60lbs on your back if it was cold

but its less nice when youre soaking wet

trying to sleep

[olive forge]

I know like

3 people who live in washington

I aspire to be like 2 of them

the other one lives in the cities

[somber raptor]

What keyboard is that

[viral pulsar]

!vsr

[snow umbra]

https://scpslgame.com/Verified_server_rules.pdf

[tough tapir]

I think that's kinda their main thing

That they suck...

Blood...

[grand musk]

So Bright's joined Kondraki on the wall of infamy?

[somber raptor]

What

[grand musk]

He's now Elias Shaw?

[somber raptor]

Yes

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-gif-25068351

[grand musk]

What about Clef? Is he just retired?

...shoot, I'm yapping again, aren't I.

Beaver's apathetic due to anemia.

...Anyway, cats! My eldest is 16, he's lost most of his teeth. Can't properly groom himself anymore, so I'm spending a lot more time dealing with matted fur.

[polar spade]

What the hell did Kondraki do?

[somber raptor]

The author of Dr Bright did some stuff so he and his character got sent to the shadow realm

[grand musk]

Threatened a kid.

Kondraki threatened a kid, Bright tried to seduce one.

[polar spade]

The Dr Bright character was essentially a author self-insert, and the author was not a good person

[polar spade]

Wow

Everyone is an asshole to kids apparently

[grand musk]

Is that inaccurate?

[somber raptor]

Even other kids these days

[polar spade]

I never knew Kondraki was also shadow realm'ed

Only knew bout dr bright

[grand musk]

I mean, I don't' like them? But being a moron is part of being a kid and I was one, once. So I try to be patient.

just quits typing for a second

[polar spade]

Yea, but in this case me saying an asshole is an euphemism

[grand musk]

I could post a Mike Tyson meme and rail against social media, but I'll refrain.

[polar spade]

Please refrain yourself from doing so

[grand musk]

I know this technically counts as social media, but it's not nearly as toxic as other forms of it.

[fallow kite]

wat

[grand musk]

wonders if they're speaking moon-gibberish again

[fallow kite]

te fok

[grand musk]

Yep.

[fallow kite]

@polar spade Is saturday

hop on KI

i fuck you up

[grand musk]

KI?

[fallow kite]

Kitchen island

[polar spade]

SL server

[grand musk]

Killer Instinct?

......oh.

[polar spade]

The SCP Community attracts many different people from around the globe. Unfortunately not all those people tend to be, savoury to say the least

[fallow kite]

I want to make a character

But i am 15 lmao

[rough wing]

Oh god epste

Nevermind

[polar spade]

What?

[fallow kite]

?

[polar spade]

Caught in 4k

[fallow kite]

whats epste

???

[polar spade]

Anything you say can and will be used against you

[rough wing]

Not gonna lie sex doesn't feel as good as one might think

[polar spade]

in

[rough wing]

It's heavily over exaggerated

[fallow kite]

????

[grand musk]

...Um?

[fallow kite]

bro what

[orchid kraken]

OMOTON WK014

[orchid kraken]

OMOTON WK014

[polar spade]

We really need to rework our justice system

[grand musk]

Um?

[rough wing]

I have extreme post nut clarity whatever it was called from last night

[polar spade]

Oh god

[fallow kite]

@polar spade

what the fuck r u talking about

someone give me context

[polar spade]

Be quite Vel, the grownups are talking

[rough wing]

Idk

[grand musk]

And people call me a perv for being ace and trans.

[rough wing]

I mean she asked me

And we're both 18

I just feel miserable after it honestly

[grand musk]

...Umm, inappropriate?

[orchid kraken]

I recently bought one keyboard from amazon, and i got LITERALLY WORST KEYBOARD IMAGINABLE

Fiest hour i noticed nothing but when i hopped on scp sl and everything refused to work as soon as i pressed Q
I couldnt Crouch, equip, open inventory or go left with it

I just refused and refunded it

[rough wing]

End my misery

[fallow kite]

@grand musk what does epste mean?

[rough wing]

The feelings need to go out or I will burst

[grand musk]

Is this inappropriate for the server?

[polar spade]

Jesus sanded, u need a therapist

[polar spade]

in

[fallow kite]

they are retaining information from me

[fallow kite]

BRO

[grand musk]

I have no idea.

[fallow kite]

what DOES THAT MEAN

[olive forge]

yeah its hit or miss sometimes

[rough wing]

Stay pure

[fallow kite]

Fuck this

im searching it

[polar spade]

Its grownup stuff

[polar spade]

Do it in incog at least

[olive forge]

you guys are idiots

[polar spade]

And at ur own risk

[fallow kite]

NEVERMIND

[olive forge]

hes obviously referencing epstein

[polar spade]

Damn it beaver

He was so pure, so innocent

[rough wing]

I feel empty

[polar spade]

Why would u do that?

[olive forge]

seemed funny

[fallow kite]

Well i cant get my eyes checked

FUCKKK

[polar spade]

You cruel man, let Vel enjoy his childhood, before reality comes knocking

[fallow kite]

2 more days

[grand musk]

OK... I'm feeling like I need to tread very carefully, here. Because I think I'm the only person over 20 here, let alone 40.

[rough wing]

Good for you I guess

[fallow kite]

@polar spade

KI, now

unless youre busy

[grand musk]

Living 'till 45 means I've beaten the odds. I'll take it.

Shoot, I didn't mean to kill the thread.

[gilded timber]

Chat will just die, it happens occasionally

[random schooner]

28, felt so old when I read that one of the mods here weren't alive when 9/11 happened

[coarse gale]

theres a fuckiing spinbotter in my sl server

send help

@fallow kite stop spinbotting

[somber raptor]

I have a SteelSeries Apex 7

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-cigarettes-the-orville-bortus-500-cigarettes-gif-12658448946227274013

[urban yacht]

@fallow kite why u spinbottting bro

[eager wadi]

type !hostrole in the server console and follow the instructions to gain access to the report channel

[coarse gale]

i meant

theres a spinbotter in a server im in

[eager wadi]

use the report function by pressing n

[coarse gale]

He left

It got clipped i think im waiting

[somber raptor]

Aight later for no reason i'm gonna teach you how to play Scala 40 (italian card game)

[solemn flame]

[solemn flame]

well problem is a mod needs to be on when the cheater is

something about grabbing their auth token

[urban yacht]

Damn

[coarse gale]

we got their steam profile tho

[urban yacht]

Theres no mods or owner in the server we play

[urban yacht]

With a 79 day ago vac ban

[somber raptor]

Blud was prob spinbotting in CS2 79 days ago

[solemn flame]

i dont understand why people feel the need to cheat

my steam account has been passed through a whole ass generation so me and my dad never cheated

account is like 13 years old

older than most sl players

[urban yacht]

Most of these sl cheaters definitely use midnight

[olive forge]

if i had no calendar i would hop on SL and see whos on cause you can know what time of year it is based on whos playing

if children and squeakers are on - its either summer or winter break

[solemn flame]

true

[orchid kraken]

OMOTON WK014

Solos u

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[frosty bolt]

It goes two ways

People who believe they should be better using cheats to get to where they think they should be

Or joy in ruining fun for others

Sometimes it's to make a statement towards something. Gets people riled up

[coarse gale]

pretty much

[grand musk]

SCP Secret Lab: Where trying to discuss sports has people thinking you're from the freaking moon.

[solemn flame]

or just get good

[frosty bolt]

To them that's what it is

Never have cheated in a game, surprisingly

[solemn flame]

i understand wanting to piss people off but using it to pretend youre good at the game is so cringe

[fallow kite]

I have

[frosty bolt]

Sometimes they are

[fallow kite]

I cheat on minecraft

[coarse gale]

[frosty bolt]

Oh single player games 100%

[fallow kite]

I am not buying a 100$ overpriced rank on a p2w server where every 30d it wipes

[grand musk]

Cheating's for single-player games only.

[solemn flame]

single player games i th ink everybody has cheated on before lmao

[fallow kite]

Just to get a fucking advantage

[fallow kite]

No

In some cases, its probably tolerable

[frosty bolt]

Yeah, I need my hacked btd5 account

[fallow kite]

As long as you dont ruin other peoples fun

[solemn flame]

yeah thats the big thing for me

[grand musk]

Unless you're talking cheat codes on Goldeneye 007... those were OK, because everyone had access to them.

[solemn flame]

if ive ever cheated in multiplayer it was like roblox or something but just to troll and fuck around not to win

give people laughs

cheating for the purpose of winning is just sad

[frosty bolt]

Cheating for the sake of, thinking your better I'll never understand

[fallow kite]

On gta5 i booted griefers

[solemn flame]

REAL

[olive forge]

i remember cheating on roblox prison break and creating a religion around me

[fallow kite]

Oh no i dont do this

[solemn flame]

i forgot about gta 5 mod menus

[olive forge]

cops would shoot at me and i would just evaporate them like dr manhattan

[solemn flame]

i used to use mod menus simply to have fun or mess with people

[fallow kite]

Oh yeah

[solemn flame]

i never got the mfs who used mod menus just to piss people off or boot them

[fallow kite]

I also cheat pn those p2w minecraft servers

[solemn flame]

or destroy their shit

[grand musk]

...anyone else gotten banned for having aim that's too good? Like, back in the Quake 2/Unreal Tournament days.

[olive forge]

minecraft anarchy servers my beloved

[tough tapir]

glub glub

[fallow kite]

cant spend 20 bucks to buy prioq for 2b

[olive forge]

i dont play 2b2t

[fallow kite]

I do have future and rusherhack tho

[olive forge]

but my old WoR regiment hosted minecraft servers

and they were always anarchy

[solemn flame]

i used to cheat in those roblox group roleplay games to get into places i shouldnt be

[fallow kite]

LMAO

This is real

[solemn flame]

i have a glorious picture somewhere

let me try to find it

[fallow kite]

Oh yeah i cheat in minecraft SMPs too

Those shitty aternos ones

[solemn flame]

ok on second thought this pic was actually legit, someone gave me admin

i dont know why

but this is the one i was thinking of

[fallow kite]

Oh hell no star wars roblox

[solemn flame]

lmao

unironically it was fun asf in like 2020

[olive forge]

100%

cheating on FPS games is a real dick move

but if youre funny its fun

i remember some dude on CSGO like 3 weeks back

[grand musk]

OK, so I can't access any windows on Steam except big picture.

[olive forge]

joined

was spinning around

[solemn flame]

this pic also stays sharp in my mind

[olive forge]

and insta headshooting anyone

nobody could avoid him

and we had to like

dodge him

consistently

it was pretty funny

when we killed him we felt like Gods

we literally had to set up indiana jones esque traps

[fallow kite]

I cheat on aternos minecraft SMPs

[grand musk]

The only way for me to install or use any games is through big picture mode. None of the normal menus will come up.

How do I fix this? Anyone else ever have this problem?

Just right-clicked on Steam, chose "Library" and nothing happened.

[olive forge]

can i get your guys' opinion on this thumbnail for a video im making

[coarse gale]

alovea messed up big time, their linked steam is an alt that is friended to their main which they used to spinbot🤦‍♂️

[grand musk]

Can I get your help with my Steam problem?

[olive forge]

whats steam

isnt that the music player

[grand musk]

Kick rocks.

[coarse gale]

epic games*

🐸

[olive forge]

im on windows 3.1

[olive forge]

big brain

hubert will drone strike them

allahumdillah hubert smite this spinbotter

[grand musk]

If you can't help me with my Valve problem, then have nothing to say about that ugly face.

[olive forge]

i love translation packs

[fallow kite]

I NEED THIS

H9W

HOW

[olive forge]

can i dm you

[fallow kite]

Ye

[fallow kite]

why cant u talk ab it here

[olive forge]

i dont wanna send a file in here

[solemn flame]

text files are fine

they embed into discord

[grand musk]

Just like you don't wanna help a gamer with their Steam menu issues.

[solemn flame]

if anyone knew how to help theyd tell you

nobody is choosing to not help

[grand musk]

I know this isn't Steam tech support, was just asking here.

[solemn flame]

just like 99% of people have never used big screen mode

idk why it even exists

[olive forge]

its a zip file

because it has the file for the translation pack

[grand musk]

Well, it's the only way I can access my library on this PC.

[solemn flame]

ah

[olive forge]

that you drag and drop in the folder

@fallow kite i sent u it

[solemn flame]

i didnt realize you were sending the entire pack

[mystic summit]

[grand musk]

Right now, it's the only way that I can access my library. so I'm really appreciating it.

[olive forge]

@solemn flame are you in ravenguard rn

[solemn flame]

no

ca 1

[olive forge]

oh

im an idiot

im in CA 1

[solemn flame]

OH

lmao

yo uwere the guy who said my name

[olive forge]

yeah i was super confused

[solemn flame]

triggered 096 staring at the floor

[olive forge]

lol

my mic has been so ass lately

it randomly went like

400% quieter

[fallow kite]

Oh ok

[fallow kite]

Ight thanks

[olive forge]

i sent instructions in dms

i genuinely think NW officials have the best rules

[fallow kite]

Funny as shit

[olive forge]

shooting detained class d as long as theyre your own

how it feels to execute prisoners

https://tenor.com/view/kill-people-gif-25984064

[solemn flame]

blew up my cuffed scientist a couple rounds ago

[olive forge]

cuffed a chaos dude and then domed him

with his own revolver

[olive forge]

best thing ive ever done is trap a d class at the like

in between the 2 doors at airlock

and throw a vase down

while he was detained

and he froze to death mere feet away from salvation

[left chasm]

!rep @solemn flame

[snow umbra]

You have just given @solemn flame a reputation point!

[random schooner]

Well that's evil

[olive forge]

it was funny

[random schooner]

Oh wow I remember you coming up to me and bragging to me about it

Oh nvm I see you actively talking in the server lol

[olive forge]

how much money do you have to shill out for a custom role

[somber raptor]

Wheather in Madrid on July 18th:
> Daybreak [SCP-001 S.D. Locke]

[rough wing]

i've been feeling shit lately

this cheered me up thank you

[bronze falcon]

I sent about "Content Creator Partnership Application" to [e-mail] about 2 month ago, and the response is not coming. What should I do?
(2 month ago "Content Creator Partnership" was opened)

Just in case, I sent a response to my last letter to [e-mail].

[fallow kite]

I got molested by dog, larry, peanut, doctor and the skeleton man

[grand musk]

I was molested by other people's phobia of proper English.

[rough wing]

burnt

[olive forge]

its been 4 hours dude

drink a juicebox

take a seat

stop bringing it up lol

nobody gives a fuck

[orchid kraken]

Im giving u a true

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberbully-cyberbullying-cyberbullies-meme-funny-gif-20701106

[grand musk]

im sorry ill try not to bring it up again

[orchid kraken]

Seriously @grand musk just go off discord, i started my work at 8:30, its 11:33 rn im in pause and u are here keep yapping some shit srs

Reminds me of joe biden

[grand musk]

i have nothing else to do its 230 in the morning and i have insomnia sry

noting else 2 do but talk to peeps

[orchid kraken]

Just watch youtube or talk in c.ai, they sure will listen you up 24/7

[olive forge]

my mans on the struggle bus with square wheels

[grand musk]

No, I'm pretty sure I'll be hanging around here, learning how to get along with y'all...

I'm not being offensive, just really annoying. If a mod tells me to stop, I will. But since nobody here respects me, then I intend to be tediously respectful towards everyone else.

I don't mean to be annoying, BTW.

[olive forge]

you really gotta go outside man

this shit is bad

youre dwelling on a conversation i had about your grammar on discord from several hours ago

[grand musk]

Yep.

[orchid kraken]

Telling someone to touch grass without saying it

[olive forge]

i will keep you in my prayers

you need it

[grand musk]

Whatever, lady.

[orchid kraken]

I burped

Please never emoji react me

[grand musk]

Really?

Like, ever.

[orchid kraken]

You

Like wtf is this emoji, who still uses

[grand musk]

But I thought you were funny!

So I reacted with a rofl emoji....

I'm sorry?

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberbully-cyberbullying-cyberbullies-meme-funny-gif-20701106

[grand musk]

You really made me laugh, didn't mean to offend you.

[orchid kraken]

Just stop

[olive forge]

dont ever post this shit again

[olive forge]

im summoning 300 drones to drop M67's on your house

[eager wadi]

!rename @orchid kraken NoxMLP

[snow umbra]

Done.

[olive forge]

LOL

[rough wing]

faatat al khair

[orchid kraken]

English

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[rough wing]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-staring-orange-cat-staring-cat-gif-13724146065807985297

nein

[grand musk]

You genuinely made me laugh with your "I burped." I really didn't mean to upset you.

[orchid kraken]

Im not upset but cringed now

[grand musk]

OK?

I guess I'm sorry for the cringe, then?

Look: Is this a place for people who write SCPs? Like, actual writers?

[rough wing]

some people yeah

majority no

[grand musk]

YOU DON'T SAY.

I COULD HARDLY TELL.

[pulsar cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967928154595414066/1261459412254724106/topgear.gif

[grand musk]

Here I was, thinking I was talking to other people who have to write or starve.
Guess the "Eww, you sound like Reddit" comment should have tipped me off.

[polar spade]

!scp

[snow umbra]

https://discord.com/invite/scp

[polar spade]

This is where u'll find the actual writers

[orchid kraken]

Im Noxplis

[olive forge]

no

[orchid kraken]

I made sfm art

[olive forge]

youre noxmlp

[orchid kraken]

Im so sigma

[grand musk]

Thank you very much!

I'm sorry to bother you guys with my high-level bullshit.

[grand musk]

You know... with all the pretentiousness.

...I should probably mention that it's 3:00 AM where I live, I've been drinking vodka all day and have had 4 beers out of a six pack. It might explain some of the... y'know, "pathetic-ness."

Is enjoying their weekend

[olive forge]

i dont care dawg

[polar spade]

Honestly

[olive forge]

please for all that is holy just move on from it

nobody gives a FUCK

[polar spade]

Just leave it and move on

We'll all forget about u in like an hr anyway

[orchid kraken]

This explains why u behave like a depresso

Just stop drinking

Literally every person who stopped smoking/drinking said they feel happy after

[olive forge]

when the

the capy

[orchid kraken]

CAN YOU SAY?

MY NAME?

IS THE MEMORY GONE? ARE YOU FEELING NUMB?

[orchid kraken]

Same energy

[little dust]

🥶

[olive forge]

put this man in full metal jacket IMMEDIATELY

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS

[little dust]

Kid deserved it

Should’ve brought out the sandal

[ashen gale]

a

[little dust]

🤯

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/action-war-full-metal-jacket-stanley-kubrick-drill-gif-3298930

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bootcamp-gomerpyle-privatepyle-zoomin-zoom-gif-23477019

such a good movie

[grand musk]

But what if you found your platonic soulmate... but you came out as transgender and they abandoned you, because they don't respect ladies?

....probably just overshared.

[olive forge]

definitely up there with the other kubrick classics

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/full-metal-jacket-who-pinged-me-gunnery-sergeant-hartman-chat-ping-pong-gif-11748348

[olive forge]

i am blanking on the last one he made

before he died

uhhh

eyes wide shut

thats it

[grand musk]

R Lee Ermey?

[olive forge]

what

???

[grand musk]

I mean, that's who played the Drill Sergeant in Full Metal Jacket.

[olive forge]

I am aware

why are you randomly saying his name

lol

[grand musk]

I thought that's who you were talking about... did you mean Kubrick?

[olive forge]

I brought up kubrick films

I never mentioned the drill sergeant

[grand musk]

Oh.

[olive forge]

what conversation are you seein

[grand musk]

Well, Eyes Wide Shut was his last film. I don't recommend it.

[polar spade]

The synopsis does not sound like my kind of movie

[grand musk]

It wasn't very good.

[olive forge]

Eyes Wide Shut is such a good film

[grand musk]

....matter of opinion, then.

[polar spade]

U must say, the effects in 2001: A Space Odyssey is amazing

[grand musk]

Yep.

[polar spade]

That was 1960s

That is exceptional for the time

[grand musk]

Yep.

[polar spade]

If it wasn't for the dialogue, i would have thought the movie was made in like 80s or 90s

[grand musk]

....yep.

Huh, it's almost 4:00 AM here. Adrenal adenoma sucks.

[hearty grove]

Is there some kind of role for Og sl players

[lost basalt]

Dawg

What is this yapping

[lost basalt]

Least based america moment

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/725835129326665768/852299956432928831/image0.gif

No fucking perms

God damn

[little dust]

No imbed

[lost basalt]

Uuuuuggggh

[gilded timber]

No

[lost basalt]

Guess it was a matter of time for it to happen to me

[gilded timber]

Level 10 for embed perms

[lost basalt]

Damn

Aint nobody got time for that

[little dust]

It’s been a while since I have seen your other name @lost basalt

[lost basalt]

I need to grind lvl 40 in another server

[lost basalt]

Yuuuuup

[lost basalt]

Nobodt needs to know who I am here

[lost basalt]

Youre not blehing

[little dust]

Ok taxedSam

[lost basalt]

AmericanAverage

[lost basalt]

Yapper

[polar spade]

The cars.... so many cars

[wintry current]

Correct me if I’m wrong but

Spicy tenders - ranch
Regular tenders - bbq sauce

[hearty grove]

Fake

[lost basalt]

Ok

Uhhhh

[hearty grove]

I go bearnaise with everything

[little dust]

Americans suck they are the worst

[lost basalt]

Ranch sucks

[little dust]

[hearty grove]

The American mind might not be able to comprehend

[wintry current]

1.9/10 rage bait. There was not even an attempt

[orchid kraken]

Idk then he wasnt ur soul mate

[hearty grove]

[lost basalt]

Friendly fire

[wintry current]

4/10 rage bait.

[little dust]

[lost basalt]

Dont forgrt the 4th america

[wintry current]

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.

[pearl anvil]

i think im about to play the best game ever made

[wintry current]

Holy fuck

[lost basalt]

Oh no

Shit game incoming

[wintry current]

Ultra kill meets DOORS???

[little dust]

🤯

[wintry current]

How the FUCK

Doors x iron lung x ultrakill

[orchid kraken]

Also i dont think that person saw u as a lady, ask him if hes transphobic or sum idk

[wintry current]

My favorite games

Into one favorite game

[orchid kraken]

I dont care abt what ppl do its their stuff and problems

[lost basalt]

OH shit didnt even see iron lung

[wintry current]

Iron lung was so good

[lost basalt]

True

[little dust]

I agree! Terrorism is good if that country has WMDs

[lost basalt]

Waiting for the movie

Surely itll be as good as the game

[wintry current]

The game in a retrospective is just genius

It’s so simple and yet so packed

[lost basalt]

It reminds me of barotrauma

Not the lore

But the game

[little dust]

😭

[wintry current]

Waiter! Waiter! More attention please!

[lost basalt]

Yapper

[little dust]

[wintry current]

This is so true

Did you also elect to save the mines instead of the children

[little dust]

Mines > minors

[wintry current]

What does that even mean

[grand musk]

He kind of is. Obviously.... it's weird, he didn't see himself as homosexual, but kept buying me stuff, treating me like a girlfriend. Like, really weird. Like, deeply closeted weird.

[solemn flame]

no because the regular mines only exist to kill helldivers

[grand musk]

by "kind of is" I mean transphobic.

[wintry current]

Yeah but the anti tank mines can’t

[meager slate]

NOT for consumption

[wintry current]

They’re anti tank

They can’t kill people if they step on them

[solemn flame]

true but i just assumed helldivers were heavy as fuck

sicne thy cant swim

[grand musk]

Oh yeah, there's a new Helldivers game.

[solemn flame]

which btw is bullshit

[wintry current]

Fatty mc fatso

[solemn flame]

why cant i swim like 2 foot deep water

[wintry current]

Fattdiver

[solemn flame]

and then my samples are gone forever

[little dust]

What?!?

[wintry current]

Yeah no that’s really stupid

[wintry current]

What

[orchid kraken]

Well guess its then his preference on dating

[grand musk]

I think it's because you're wearing a lot of armor.

[solemn flame]

regardless i already have anti tank its called 500kg bomb

[wintry current]

Not to mention the quasar cannon on your back

Lose some weight will ya?

[little dust]

🗣️🔥

[wintry current]

See no cuz look at it this way

The children yearn for the mines but the mines doesn’t yearn for children

So why save them over the mines

In this context it’s a different type of mine

[solemn flame]

no the real logical answer

the children grow up and build more anti tank mines

[wintry current]

But the point stands

[little dust]

The Balkans 💀

[wintry current]

Grrrr we lost the blue prints

They CANT

[solemn flame]

well they can research it again

[grand musk]

He swears he's 100 percent straight, I still think he's a deeply closeted bisexual at 43 years old.
I don't care about his preferences, I just miss my best friend.

[wintry current]

Have you ever played fucking war thunder

That shit takes TOO LONG

[solemn flame]

for like 40 minutes

[grand musk]

Like, his adherence to being heterosexual excludes any feelings he had for me before I came out.

[little dust]

🤨

[grand musk]

ANYWAY... probably being a buzzkill. Carry on.

[grand musk]

Exactly.

[little dust]

What

[grand musk]

Precisely.

[hearty grove]

Banned

[grand musk]

So, does anyone know why my Steam menu won't come up on Windows?

[wintry current]

1. That cats 42 in cat years
2. That isn’t a bare ass, it’s wearing its version of clothes
3. Fuck you

[hearty grove]

Also did u guys know Sweden invented some of the most important things ever 🤑🙏

[solemn flame]

didnt they make meatballs

or something

[hearty grove]

Dynamite

[little dust]

Shi you right

[wintry current]

No they made Swedish meatballs

[solemn flame]

thats pretty important too

[strange trellis]

dynamite

[little dust]

Minecraft

[hearty grove]

Modern wrench

[grand musk]

I float my cursor over the Steam icon in my taskbar and get a screenshot. But when I click on the Steam icon, nothing pops up.

[hearty grove]

3 Way seatbelt and spotify

[wintry current]

Dynamite can’t be that important

[hearty grove]

Erm

[wintry current]

WE actually did something with it

Take notes

Fat man

[hearty grove]

Mass murder

[strange trellis]

invented by the same guy who made the peace prize

[wintry current]

So fun

All my homies love needless genocide

[grand musk]

Does that mean you're not going to answer my question?

[hearty grove]

Alfred Nobel, the man who invented dynamite was pretty sad about it actually

Since it was used in war

He didn’t want that

He was disliked and blamed for alot of deaths

[wintry current]

Who are you what was your question

[wintry current]

Well I mean

[little dust]

🇺🇸

[wintry current]

Explosives are great for crowd control

[grand musk]

Why don't any menus for Steam pop up when I open it?

[wintry current]

You can’t expect us to do anything else with it

[little dust]

What the

[wintry current]

I don’t know

[strange trellis]

funny how the prize is given out in norway and not sweden

[hearty grove]

Mods kill this man

[wintry current]

What’s your bind for it

[hearty grove]

Yeah well

[wintry current]

Like

[hearty grove]

First of all

[wintry current]

When you open steam

You get nothing

[hearty grove]

Norway was Swedish then if i remember cofrectly

[grand musk]

Do you mean me?

[wintry current]

I’m not quite understanding the question

[wintry current]

You’re not a man

[strange trellis]

not directly

[hearty grove]

And it was about to become independent from a recent vote, and i think Alfred wanted diversity or smth idk

[wintry current]

Guys is this cool

Sorry for the flashbang

[hearty grove]

It was a union i know

1814-1906

1905

[grand musk]

Not until I open Big Picture.

[wintry current]

You’d have to ask someone else

I literally do not know

[strange trellis]

didn't even have the same laws

[wintry current]

I know how to rebind the menu so I can open my inventory while running

That’s about it

[grand musk]

I don't either. It's making me hate Windows even more.

And I've been running Linux for the past 20 years.

[wintry current]

Red bull doesn’t work on me and I’m sad

Linux

Sorry

[tough tapir]

I just hear for consumption

[wintry current]

What is for consumption?

[grand musk]

It's OK, you're used to your computing devices being user friendly... not necessarily usable, just bright, colorful and easy to use. :p

[tough tapir]

Seabunny

[strange trellis]

didnt know you liked tuberculosis

[grand musk]

...and I grew up in an age where you had to know how to build your own freaking computer, to even get online in the first place.

[tough tapir]

How do you spot a linux user? Don't worry, they'll tell you

[wintry current]

The salt, passive aggressiveness, and non subtly is great

You know, there’s always turning your shit on and off again

[grand musk]

Like I said, I'm from the Usenet age. A dinosaur.

[wintry current]

Secret lab doesn’t work half the times I open it

My auth ticket is never signed so I just restart

Works after that

[grand musk]

I'm pretty sure that's just "drunk Texan."

[wintry current]

Absolutely abysmal

How old even are you

[grand musk]

45

[wintry current]

What the hell are you doing on secret lab grandma

[grand musk]

"I go where I want." That good enough for you?

[wintry current]

Do you even play the game

[grand musk]

Nope.

[wintry current]

Goodness

[grand musk]

But I watch others play it.

[wintry current]

You have a computer… and you have steam

Give it a try

No tutorial required!

[strange trellis]

dont

[grand musk]

And I still play Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter and Tekken.

[wintry current]

There isn’t a tutorial

[strange trellis]

game sucks

[wintry current]

I’d beat your ass in mortal Kombat

Which one

[grand musk]

And I wouldn't care. I'd just enjoy seeing stuff that I could never pull off.

I don't play games to prove a point, I play to have fun.

[wintry current]

Which mk do you have

[grand musk]

Because I'm a "grandma." :p

1, 11 and 1

[wintry current]

Ah

I can do mk1 sometime

[grand musk]

Wait... 1, XL, 11 and soon to be the new 1.

[lost basalt]

Yapper

[wintry current]

MK1 is a whole lot different from the othwrs

Way slower paced

But I manage

I’m a great Omni man player

[grand musk]

Street Fighter 4, my favorite move was to lose with Ryu, lose with Sagat, lose with Akuma... then absolutely paste them with Dan or Sakura.

[wintry current]

I’ve played street fighter og and that’s it

Not too big into tekken either

Unfortunately

Since it seems cool

[orchid kraken]

Womp womp i guess

Cant do shit

[wintry current]

I just can’t give enough time to perfecting combos like I did for mk1

[grand musk]

...so anyway, I'd lose with every Shotokan character except Dan, just for shits and giggles. That's when I was playing nothing but Street Fighter.

[meager slate]

Emphasis on NOT

[wintry current]

What can’t we consume

@meager slate

WHAT IS THE NON CONSUMABLE ITEM?

[tough tapir]

[wintry current]

FUCK

[lethal scroll]

Headcrab

[wintry current]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-eating-fat-chips-lays-gif-19733564

[distant cove]

@gilded timber made it back safe and sound to the tea land?

[gilded timber]

Yes I did, thanks for asking!

[distant cove]

Anyways the rest of the tea is in the harbor

If you don’t mind me asking, what was your favorite part of the Big Apple?

[olive forge]

game fell off so hard ngl

[wintry current]

50k concurrent players

[meager slate]

[olive forge]

I meant in terms of being fun

not in popularity

[meager slate]

OUT

[wintry current]

Nope game is still great

[olive forge]

although it did lose a shit ton of popularity as well

[wintry current]

No

[olive forge]

mfw I fight in the same 3 planets for 3 months while the devs nerf every good gun into the floor

[wintry current]

https://tenor.com/view/jessicasprings0-mulsup-guy-eating-chips-gif-25632450

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

[rough wing]

Everything reminds me of her man

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

Kiwi

[distant cove]

Kiwi

[strange trellis]

Kiwi

[gaunt talon]

Kiwi

[wintry current]

Kiki

Do u love me

[strange trellis]

no

[wintry current]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1180946197280727141/1207512298151739483/kill_everyone_yes.gif

[meager slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813161028460085282/1107368923608920084/B57D1892-6A7D-4505-B0CC-3BCB7CC6F27D.gif

[wintry current]

This update is far from good

I hate it all

I hate this game

I quit

[fallow kite]

Yeah especially I want the old 939 new one is shit

Old one is more fun and troll

[wintry current]

I want 939 to be able to give herself a custom voice line

Just one

[gaunt talon]

I agree

[gilded timber]

Hard to choose, but I did enjoy just being in a different atmosphere I guess, NY is very different to rural england lol

[distant cove]

That’s good, sometimes a change in atmosphere is all you need

[gilded timber]

Yeah overall it was a really good trip!
You ever been to NY?

[distant cove]

I go basically once a year during the summer time to meet up with some college friends

I take the train down to the city

I really dont like taking the car down to NYC, parking and making sure the car doesnt get broken into is a pain in the ass

[hushed harbor]

hello

guy from 2018

[atomic yarrow]

hi

[distant cove]

Greetings

[gilded timber]

Is it usually that hot in summer?

[distant cove]

Yes

The Northeast is hot during the summer, usually made worse due to Humidity, and cold during the winter @gilded timber

[gilded timber]

You are braver than I am, I could never visit in that heat yearly

[distant cove]

When you're from the area you get used to it

[fallow kite]

Yo can someone review my ticket

It’s been over a day

[plucky wigeon]

remove 096

[distant cove]

@gilded timber I hope you dont mind but I sent you a discord friend add

[gilded timber]

Hi there!
Unfortunately, the tech support team have a lot of tickets to handle and consist of volunteers working on their own time, this can lead to some delays in response.
Please be patient and the team will get back to you when they are next available!

[gloomy edge]

hello person

[gilded timber]

Weird, I don't see one

[distant cove]

[fallow kite]

but my like ticket is like

very simple

Its about like why my server did not verify

[distant cove]

Do you use a dedicated host?

[fallow kite]

Yea

I tested my server with a friend from the usa

and everything worked

[distant cove]

I mean a dedicated host as in paying for a server host like Terabit

[fallow kite]

I hosted it from my pc

using the steamcmd

and then when everything wroked out

I went to verify

3 days later

i get unable to verify

me so confuska

[distant cove]

Was the server up during the entire duration of that time?

[fallow kite]

no

[distant cove]

Thats probaby it then

One of the requirements iirc is if you host it off your own computer, you need to keep it online because you dont know when someone from the Verification team will come and check

[fallow kite]

ohhhhh

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[elder trench]

do mods get paid?

talking about some job listing

ngl irl we don't need mods

like police are the worst mods ever

[distant cove]

The discord mods dont, because its a volunteer position

[elder trench]

why though 😦

ima need some cash

using my time

gotta give me money

[trail skiff]

After opening the accelerator and landing SL in China, it showed that I was banned.Excuse me, is there any solution?

[distant cove]

Then apply for a position that pays

[gilded timber]

Pay scale for any job listing will be clearly displayed in the top columns under "Pay Scale" and "Job Category"!

[gilded timber]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[distant cove]

You also need to be 18 to apply

[gilded timber]

We do very occasionally get free stuff though

[distant cove]

Free stuff is nice

I still been sitting on applying for a NW Position, just life is super busy for me currently so the time I can allocate a week would be super low, where as when uni starts up proper again I can allocate a lot more time

[gilded timber]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[distant cove]

Just make money then

[gilded timber]

Out of curiosity, what would you apply for?

[distant cove]

Objectively wrong but ill let you believe that

[elder trench]

yeah but like

what if instead of scp sl

it was scp freaky sl

[gilded timber]

Chaos did during the christmas update!

[distant cove]

Probs Discord Mod, I dont have any modeling design experience (yet) and I dont use any other social media platforms

[distant cove]

EXACTLY!

[elder trench]

and like

all the scps were like dog

and the it was scp 939 (freaky)

like what if

[gilded timber]

Well if you do decide to apply, feel free to add me as a reference!

[elder trench]

Developers should be writing this down.

[distant cove]

Ill keep that in mind for the future

If I do

[elder trench]

freakscp 173

This is seriously some creative idealism

[distant cove]

Where the fuck did 3114 go on the SCP's Wiki in the SL Wiki? Wouldnt it be Event Exclusive?
https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=SCPs

[elder trench]

i changed it to freak

[gilded timber]

Not sure, but the page for it still exists:
https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=SCP-3114

[distant cove]