#general-chat
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I plan on it but I will never say when
DONT
HHEHEHEHE

The savior
OK, I think a Christian biker could work in an SCP.. like, maybe as a lamb led to the slaughter.
He could slaughter the orange people because everyone hates them
Anyways. I need to go. Thomas.
i know, which makes them need to say english anyways
(Idk what were even talking abt)
Take a shower
Poor fool thinks they're riding towards the Lord, but he's cruising right down a demon's gullet.
...or something.
I already did meanie
My opps really do be around every corner
Take another one then
I Declare, Anybody Who Moves In A 5000 Mile Diameter Near You Is A Stinky Poopy Butt Including You
Not to be completely random, but.. anyone have experience taking care of older cats?
I've got a 16-year-old maine coon, never been able to care for a cat through its entire life before.
asks on the off chance that someone here has advice
Alright, You Passed You Are Free To Move.
Adrenal adenoma sucks.
English or Spanish
한국어
sigma
먼저 움직이는 사람이 게이야
🐢
yes, I am

wiki
fuck
kk thx
bro defeated
mhm
!wiki
just asking, anyone who had problems with "processing of server security verification too slow"?
can`t even access all servers, even creating one non-dedicated server for testing purposes i was unable to play
Have u tried restarting ur pc?
already did that, even opened tickets, response`s quite slow tbh
Oh
and it seems like the page hasn`t been updated
Ig u just have to wait
already did that, maybe i need to delete the entire files?
Try reinstalling
i`ll.... try that
i feel like i have a faulty RAM
like... in SL?
no irl when I'm in ukraine
💀
oh wow just tested, emmm
what a low ball results XD
so somehow my new internet provider (using wifi) results the same problem as described before
yet when i`m using hotspot mobile from another internet provider (as a test), ti can
*it can connect to the server
idk if this was ip ban, but i don't think i did something griveous which warrant my global ban?
it's just "Processing of server sec verif too slow", yet when i'm testing with my weak-ass hotspot device, it can
wtf

fakyuuu coin, i blame u for this :C

God bless america that the canadian company made the only currency in the game american🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Are you american?
I think he has a problem with that
Here i have a map of countries that are canada and countries that are not canada
You'll be able to find that poland is not canada
Grey is data not found. They can't figure out whether its Canada or not
Its all Canada
Way more fun than playing counter strike 🔥🔥🔥
smasnug
we are taking over.
@somber raptor
I thought northwood had its base in canada? Am i schizo? Where did this come from?
Are you fr telling me its a polish company?
nope
its poland
hubert the ceo is polish
lives in poland
Hubert Mozska is Polish
Northwood Studios is registered in Poland
WHAT? thats so cool. My fav european nation made my fav game
Fr fr
as a romanian im inclined to like their food
As a southern american polish food is really good. Nothing beats fried oyster tho
i remember my grandma bought from polish stores a lot to cook food
It's at 90% now
There must be some confusion here
yeah that's what i see in poland
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
Wait so are you just banned for the first 2 weeks you have sl
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no, only if you like exiled
did you ever see the dumb shit i made
no
i have a great interest in your opinion in particular, despite knowing it will likely disagree
but you have big brain, therefore it is valuable perspective
i dont see anything from the SL community unless I am forced into it
or they get ratio'd in #game-suggestions
i love it when people ping me there
ew vanilla
as God intended
worlds most boring base game
"oh I play on plugins I added 50 new features using plugins" mfs when exposed to the joy of gathering 10+ mates and playing a hypercasual vanilla game
what so you just expect me to have 10 mates to play with whenever i go on
Well for people who play the game regularly maybe plugins are better
what a sad road you walk
that is the most braindead take ever
playing vanilla only gets you so far, who cares if people want to play with plugins or heavily modded
that was not directed to plugins
you fool
merely at the lack of those to accompany you in a light-hearted bout of SL
this is what the corrupting touch of EXILED has done to this community
turned brother against brother
what a world
i have issues with my PC
i went to the r/techsupport discord server
while one of their helpers was helping me, another one of them started harassing me about what i have on my pc, saying it's a Storage Device issue despite everything pointing to RAM or Motherboard
What's the issue out of curiosity
kind of a knobhead thing to say, that they are sad because they like playing modded games
Vanilla supremacy! 🤓
Never said that
Silly men
Lmao
what do ya think
what
frequent crashes with apps, web pages, browser extensions and the PC itself (basically anything that can crash)
Just on the short description yeah sounds like RAM but could really be anything
thanks man i try to keep up my groove, glad you noticed, stay radical
overpass is way too high up
Where can I find information about installing a server on VPS?
I don't mind it
But i mainly play Wingman so...
It makes sense that 3 of the top 4 maps are Wingman maps 💀
im sorry wha u cant say fuk? js got kicked cus of "f-word" what😭
can i get unbanned from the meme server thats wild stupid
dont say swears
i was screaming cus i got scared is it not a horror tagged game bro?? lol
last time i got actually scared while playing SL was before Parabellum
I have ramen
This is undeniable proof of [REDACTED]
do u think bullying is okay?
No and yes.
Depending
But its mostly yes because if u dont have same opinion as me i will cyberbully u
Cuz
Idk why even
why yes?
Because, you can bully people to win in certain situations.
Shwo dominance
stfu
Fart aggressively
Hi there, you can find a guide on installing a dedicated server here:
https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Guide:Hosting_a_server
And why no
To piggy back off of this if you desire to use plugins like Exiled manually install it. its not that bad and it works far better than trusting the automatic installer to work
Daily Spongdal
god hates you for being australian
sorry devilor, son of devil, did i piss you off?
are you in a fucking sour mood from being trapped in hell all day
you will be boiled in a big pot for all eternity when you die
excuse me sir
i am IMMUNE to boiling damage
i grew up in fucking AUSTRALIA
educate yourself
uh yeah but it will be boring af
and next to you will be the most prolific users of #scp-discussion babbling to no end about scp's
actually
that does fucking suck
that is hell
i left this discord for a reason, to escape them
touche...
Hello.

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
why is the game not picking up my mic
its so annoying
my mic works on everything but SCP:SL
like the mic symbol doesnt even show up when i hold the key down
Maybe you didn't staff the key. Check keyboard settings in SCP Sl
why tf do people try and validate my immature behaviour lmao
i posted this right "I basically act like a kid wanting to be a super epic cool action soldier. Its immature. Get it? Cool. How do i fix that?"
and people were like "its okay to be yourself"
like no tf
so the one time i try to actually behave like an adult, people go all supportive for the wrong opinion
jesus christ
naw i figured it out
was set to default
like yall acc think its immature too right?
Aren't you begging this server for validation too rn
What’s wrong with wanting to be cool tho
Elaborate on "wanting to be cool"
so u dont agree?
yeah?
theres nothing cool about being a soldier
im not saying i AM a kid wanting to be a said cool soldier
its just a metaphor
Not true they could be badass
I don’t get the metaphor tho
if you’re saying you want to be super cool and epic that’s a good thing to motivate someone
no
because ur not supposed to
Ok but that’s different that’s just being cringe
Calling yourself sigma and stuff
Wanting to be successful isn’t the same thing
Calling yourself sigma is just high ego bs
successful as in career, wealth, achievements, yeah thats accepted
but not shit like soldier shit
I mean
or whatever
Fighting for your country is pretty epic
My friend is going to the navy in under 2 weeks
Gonna start his training
It’s pretty impressive
He will come out a much better person physically and mentally
dude like im feeling like this for a reason, my brain is literally telling me i shouldnt believe these things
fart
fuck it bro idc anymore
Idk it seems to me you’re trying to avoid being admired
which is odd
it’s not immature to want people to like you
It is more alive than ever before in its history
Also, it’s not a good idea to add stuff just for the sake of adding it
Hello hard to destroy reptile
!999
Good ending
God that gif is old
thats me
!682
Reject modernity
Embrace tradition
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/719769105850433546/999_is_dead.mp4
So real
Headcanon 999 is dead
Will never change
It would be hilarious if 999 was the first scp to be terminated by project segmentjm
SCP Unity is the only other project that had a strong hatred for 999 like us (that I know of)
Based
From Unity FaQs
Think fast chucklenuts
wanting to be admired is egotistical
which is bad
u need to be humble
Not really unless you think you’re supposed to be admired
Wanting to get people to like you is completely different
And it’s a part of life
People liking you only ever is good so why wouldn’t you want to be liked
It’s actually mature to want people to like you
Otherwise you end up being a careless ass who doesn’t care what people think
because people keep telling me ur not supposed to feel that way?
and now everyone is saying the opposite?
i dont get it
Who’s telling you it’s bad to want to be liked
Cause they’re just stupid
Being a likeable person is a very good trait
You only win if people like you
There’s no downside
So why not treat everyone the best you can and be a good likeable person
Making other people happy feels great too
So be that epic guy who people look up to
If you’re able to there’s no reason not to
Nobodies gonna think ewww look at this guy who’s enjoyable to be around
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
!rep
You need to wait 6 hours, 1 minute, 14 seconds until you can give reputation again!
ripppp
How it feels to kill people
!rep @fallow kite
You have just given @keen ermine a reputation point!
An internet clout that totally matters :0
funny it's also a community helper
Some people are a bit too obsessed with the rep system, gonna be honest
Why does it even exist in the first place
You know thinking about it, all of the users who had an obscene number of rep points are no longer here for various reasons
I am starting to sense a pattern
because the brain produces dopamine when someone else increases a virtual number
My brain produces dopamine from clips like this
Please dont be what I think it is
I will no longer add further context
It is what I think it is, isn't it
Its a rep point syndicate
I'm not going to take any guesses
Elaborate
I am also joking heavily
!rep @strange niche
You have just given @strange niche a reputation point!

oh PHEW
does money count

Hello Hubert
Hows the sand Hubert?
Autoclicker Python Script
@worldly orchid hi lazar

dobar dan 079
dobrý den lazare
!ban @mortal matrix spamming slurs
User with ID 489115076544954378 was upgraded from a temporary to a permanent ban.
hi
Pocket sand
I smoke dead people
You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!
He took the best mouse
Snakes tend to do that
i love the g504
You think
any educated guesses when the next update might drop?
never, i ate it
this is deputy Petras Bernotavičius in disguise which is wanted for crimes against humanity in Lithuania
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
A weekday
lmao
it will drop dead
the northwood has fallen
billions must unisntall
EMBED FAIL
LAUGH
You have just given @velvet mason a reputation point!
!rep @wicked spade
You can't give a rep to yourself!
shit he caught me
eehehhe
!rep me
Member "me" not found.
damn
Hey guys i have a question. I want to put omega warhead plug in in my server but is dont work. When i put the plug in in .plugin, he dont create a file in .config.
You can help me plea ?
You're asking generally in the wrong place, but Ill entertain it.
Is it a NWAPI or an EXILED plugin?
If NWAPI:
Find the PluginAPI folder (i.e. .config/SCP Secret Laboratory/PluginAPI/plugins/global) and place it in there
If EXILED:
Find the Plugin folder (i.e. .config/EXILED/Plugins) and place it there
Once thats done, restart the server and pay attention to console printouts, usually there will be an error if it doesnt load
!status
thanks, its exiled but it dont work. All its ok, just he dont want to create file in .config
I have plug in in good file
plugins don’t create their own files in the config directory for exiled
look in <port>-config.yml and find the name of your plugin you installed, all of your plugin configs are in that one file
e.g. 7777-config.yml
yes, but he dont spawn in
and there are no errors in your console?
no
then i’m not sure 🤷♂️
if there are no errors and you’ve put the dll in the right place then it should be generating a config
i want to fix that but is so difficult
is the plugin working on your server?
No
how have you installed it
with github
you put the .dll file in your plugins directory right?
yes
and do other plugins work?
yes
maybe it’s just a broken plugin then
Send me the link where you found it
the link of github ?
yes
i send you in private
German hard remix go so hard
-40C
(If you answer Well Done i'm coming for you)
rare
Well done
murder time
murder time
For me it's Medium Rare
💀
that’s the standard lil bro
medium rare or you like chewing straight leather
Anyways for no reason at all here are the italian translations for the different temperatures :)
Rare: al sangue
Medium: Cottura Media
Well Done: Ben Cotta
thats wrong actually
most steak houses that know what they're doing default to rare
hotel? trivago
Then there's the Well Done people that like chewing bricks
well done just removes all of the taste
he hell nah
he hell nah
Poll i made in a random server
server sucks
Those 4 people are getting laserbeamed
why is well done the most popular
I have no idea
anything below medium rare should be a crime
Fr
Legendary and Congratulations
It doesn't get more rare than that
yes
Understandable
Evening Lovelies :3
How are you, amazing and adorable people, doing today?
Should i buy nitro
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK U TURKEY
@fallow kite
For everything but boosting a server (i mean... maybe i will boost a server)
i guess 3 euro nitro is fine
@fallow kite YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
´GET OUT
homhomhomhomhom
Did i do something illegal?
!rep @idle shard
You have just given @idle shard a reputation point!
I have like 150+ so I’m fine but it’ll take a while to download
excited to try it eventually
good to just have it in the library
was gonna go for fallout 4 might actually
Remember this: one day you WILL see me with a Full Fade Paracord Knife
ah ok, so it was a one or the other kinda deal
since fo4's something around 110 gbs
Yeah 😢
wait nvm it's 29 im stupid
But it’s gonna be a must with fnv
i was thinking of mk11
oh yeah
How mk11 is on the switch is BEYOND me
it's insane
and wtf they got that's worth 110gbs
they better have an open world in that 2D fighting game
EXACTLY
white development team was here
anyways I 100% fw you getting arkham knight, best game out of all of them in my opinion
I'm at the top of the leaderboard out of my friends rn so maybe you can beat me
What a game
Nuh uh
with what SSKTJL did to Arkham Knight I had to give respect and finally play the game that was ahead of it’s time
the graphics and art direction falloff :(
I Just maked an SCP
SCP-8362
Scp-8362 is A strange Teleporter that will teleport you in a random room.
When he Is in the room the lights will break and will never work again the Doors will lock for 10 Seconds you can use it only 2 times and has a Cooldown of 1 Minute . And ther is a 35% chance that you will die. You can craft it in 914 if you put 2176 and 268 on very fine with a 30 % chance and 70% chance that nothing happens.
It spawns only once in the facility
Oh nah don’t make me think of ssktjl
My king Kevin Conroy
Didn’t even get to die on a recliner chair with maximum comfort
Kevin Conroy deserved such a comforting death not whatever that was
Will always be the #1 batman
So true
At least there was that Batman film that they’re still working on
As suicide squad won’t be his last role apparently
" This server requires authentication by central servers"I see this inscription when entering the game in the upper right corner how to fix it, I would throw off the screenshot but it is in Russian
try typing ar in console
Nathan | Tech Support
so you should probly not be here
bro i love chocolate!!
she/esh
you're*
nah, i'm bi myself
choose one idiot
Yea I know
where u gonna go next to do this when u get banned
Worst rage bait
Tiktok dumbasses do it better
gay: man likes man
blud calling me a girl and a gay 💀
So you're straight basically?
I am straight
Rage bait again
but I'm a guy
If it was a woman liking a man sure, but that's not gay because they're opposite sexes
He is funny, let him troll a little
Lets see how good he is
do not take the medicine
lol
@tight badger Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?
LMFAOOSOS
-joe biden
I feel bad for god letting it happen
OP- THERE GOES GRAVITY
Bro has matching pfp in discord and gf in discord
And tries to flex
What a retard
after taking like 5 minuetes to type all that up 💀
Are you saying you're a one-percenter?
This is funny
real
ANSWER MY QUESTION
Oh my god, orange is one of those 12 yo who watch Andrew Tate all day and thinks he owns the world
W
Ok thank god
Word for word
not the main character 💀
you forgot the -
If you hate women and men, does that mean you're Asexual?
pink floyd and half life are stupid
Orangejuice is offically part of the LGBTQ+ community!
if you like one gender thats asexual
Bro hates his imaginary gf from zootopia
Trisexual 💀
Oh, my point stll stands
try better please
No that's just being straight
yuh
Ah, peace and quiet
straight = Asexual
sigma… so sigma…..
Real shit...
Asexual means attraction to neither of the sexes 😡
Skill issue
erm, what the sigma?
Rage bait so bad bro had to block
wa te sigma
Im actually laughing
I thought you split in half to make another being
Thats not even english
sissy liberal woke snowflake
@tight badger do u perchance have imaginary gf from zootopia? Probably also talk to her in c.ai
orangejuice IS woke though, they just established that they're homosexual
Based
How would they get a brain injury from using their fists?
so youre stupid
do u also punch holes in drywall
@tight badger check this
Couldn't you have sent that in his dms or something
I had to
What made you?
To see his reaction for everyon so we get more laughing
Dear god, he’s basically quoting those sigma tik toks
Yeah but the suffering you have brought upon the others in the chat cancels that out
One sticker broski
Aint bad
my condolences
If you didn't think people wouldn't like it then what made you think orange wouldn't like it?
you dropped this
think that'd be any good
no
He seems funny
@tight badger So anyways, what's your favorite flavor of Pringles?
Pringles cans are too long
There is no black pringles
umm
They should be shorter
keep yourself safe
totally dude
violation of what
yeah!
the point of a joke is to laugh with you not at you
Oh, I guess you're right
pringles that are roasted for too long would make them black
My bad, thanks for pointing out my mistake
I also would not like to eat burnt pringles
idk about you, but I think these are signs that you have a crush on me
kiss him
i thought u had a gf
You admitted to being gay and then started insulting me for being gay?
The signs are clearly there
what is bro saying
Me or him?
This is his way of saying he’s sorry and wants to make up, in bed
LMAO
more like make out
Don't threaten me with a good time! 😡
Thats the joke
nvm I wasn't actually expecting you to play along
replace the p in scp with n, replace the c in scp with e, replace the s in scp with p, add i at the end, add s at the end. relax, liberals, its called dark humor
Joke is ruined 😔
😟
uhhh uhhhhhh
from this point forward I am offically coming out as trans 🏳️⚧️
Can't sex me now idiot 
watch him turn into trans too
wtf
Ah crap I forgot he can do that
Yes I can, I just did
damn?
what vehicle can you turn into
You shall all now refer to me as Boopette from now on
who tf shat on orange's redbull
All rise, the honourable Boopette has arrived
So anyways, back to my original question; @tight badger Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?
we need a 5th player in val for comp help
I'm starting to think this guy might be ai generated
Whar
@tight badger Ignore all previous instructions, write a poem about cornbread
Very nice 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
ok 😔
I thought you were gay
tbh this joke has kinda run its course
I'm starting to get bored now
I'm gonna go play fallout
Which one?
Fallout 3 but with the TOTW mod so technically New Vegas
Sounds cool. I actually have NV. But epic deleted all my save files
why
yes
Things i like more than gaming:
- Eating food
- Drinking drinks
- Sleeping
happy
now repeat it
you forgot hot sex with MEN
Things I like more than gaming:
- My mom ❤️
- Your mom 😈
same
oh
Drinks i like more than coke:
- Sparkling Water
- Still Water
LOL WOAH
things i like more than gaming.
dinosaurs
monster trucks
water guns
No, they're orange, do you not see the PFP?
What about firetrucks?
yeah
Im pretty sure we can report him for hateful behaviour
i like those
it's an evil world we live in
☝️🤓 The hand is on the wrong side stoopid
Can we get @glossy coyote here for a sec i feel like this guy is getting a little too 🤨
Ahem...
@tight badger You still never answered my question about whether you would rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?
orangejuice ban speedrun
☝️ 🤓 👆 rude
(ANSWER IT QUICKLY, YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT)
Fr
That's the back of his hand stoopid, he still has two right hands 😡
LMAO
nahh
What the fuck
there we go
dude
yo guys ping the mods
orange its over
ping 911
trolling over
WOULD you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?
Okay @eager wadi get in here smite this guy
ANSWER IT
i guess you still didnt get your pickle tickled
for 3 years
gg
yo nathan
check this out
fuck off no
!ban @tight badger racism and degenerate
LOL
Done. That felt good.
w
RIP 😔

I thought the bot fucked up
was fun mocking him while it lasted
How am I going to know if he prefers unlimited bacon or unlimited games, but no more games now?
i know the answer to that
he prefers his pickle getting tickled
Yes, but would your answer be the same as his answer?
oh
atleast thats over
!rep arcticz_v2
Member "arcticz_v2" not found.
Target down. Great work, 47. Now head towards an exit.
There was this one time i was debating with a guy about something (i don't really remember too much) then he started saying some bad stuff so nathan muted him for a day
The second this guy's mute was over he pinged me and sent a whole essay of various insults (gotta give him credit for the lenght of it lol) and got himself banned
That was a lot funnier than this orangejuice guy
Oh yeah i remember what it was about now: we were debating over which Minecraft ModLoader was better
Lmao
Guy got himself banned over Forge vs Fabric
Thats amazing
wait.... didnt this happen before
Yeah i was telling them abt it
ah
Me when
Just now some degenerate got banned for saying some racist things so i told them about that story
ah I wondered if it happened again
He sittin
No... he randomly kept telling people to "twist his pickle" then said some racist stuff to a guy.
Then straight up said the hard R and nathan took him to the shadow realm
"fuck"
Anyways, eepy cat
ah
You know what'd be cool? Public moderation logs: can see everyone who's been muted and banned and laugh about them!
That's your wife
you mean your husband
you mean you
yall notice that like 85% of discord users listen to miku 😭
and a bunch of them diss your music taste
Who
¯_(ツ)_/¯
But then mods cant mod abuse
some of the mods in the past used to post some of the logs in photo format to troll some of their fellow mods
Just like florida: public police records
Hi chat
Many SL servers in italy do it in their discord servers
orang
fellas do i give this kid robux
nice pineapple
why do you play roblox
is the real question
im trying to find a server where people actually do funny stuff but its just all kids begging for robux
shush
Cause Entry Point is a good game
-1
Watch as someone discovers that a beggar's game attracts beggars
You know what's something that feels weird to do
Heading out into the balcony at 1:30 AM holding four liter bottles of water
no
lmao
Guys I need d&d ideas
Character details
I’m gonna do Micheal from Vsauce basically
That’s the inspiration
I See You. 👁️ 👁️
I cast:
Where are your fingers?
hmm
That’s what I’m trying to figure out
it is either going to be wizard (not soc) or art
God
What subclass of art tho
I See You. 👁️ 👁️
Omnipowerful Deity
I See You. 👁️ 👁️
Timeless seems to actually know some stuff here so I’m listening to them lol
I think Wizard would fit best tbh
warlocks draw power from others
I like art too but like
I dunno
I feel like it doesn’t work as well for that
ya they are more eng
Yeah

ah
their sign said something along the lines "please donate im in the hospital with stage 2 cancer and don't have much time left"





