general-chat

[brisk garnet]

i think ur trolling

[eager wadi]

if attacked just swipe back

[brisk garnet]

thats literally what the sole existence of the police is for

do you not realise if i take your advice i will literally end up in jail?

thats called assault

why am in the wrong here?

[lost cedar]

it would shut him up 🙂

[eager wadi]

it's not assault if you beat someone that's beating you

its self defense

[brisk garnet]

not if they're not doing it presently

im on about going up to them and starting it

of course its self defence if they're actively beating you in that very moment in this scenario

[eager wadi]

just be wary of your surroundings if they are present

[lost cedar]

i wanna play scpsl but its 3:30am how do i fix

[brisk garnet]

So no, Im not a troll. Its just your wording making it sound like you want me to plan and premeditatedly fight him?

[eager wadi]

you play scpsl at 3:30am

[fallow kite]

lawsuit

press charges for maybe.... assault or limited threat to life

or lawsuit for emotional distress

[tough tapir]

Wonder who's gonna foot the bill

[brisk garnet]

me

[brisk garnet]

i actually did not think of that

give me a few years

ill make my money

then do it

might sue the bitch teacher who ignored my requests for the camera footage too

you know she tried so hard to paint me as the aggressor lmao

i luckily took pictures of the beating i received tho

[ionic oar]

tf is donald glover doing on my recommended

[spice coyote]

put a pufferfish in a waterlogged half slab under their door so when they walk inside they get poison

[rocky adder]

Oh my god you’re a genius

[ionic oar]

build warden balloons everywhere

[rocky adder]

What

[ionic oar]

build balloons based off the warden

put them literally everywhere

[fallow kite]

You can also lawsuit for injuries or somethin

[ionic oar]

basically on tiktok this guy has a "things to build" series and the comments are always telling him to do a warden balloon 😭

YES

WTF IS A KILOMETER 🔥

[eager wadi]

its mid

[solemn flame]

mid at best

[rocky adder]

It is mid

[forest field]

Unfathomably mid

[rocky adder]

That’s not the question though

It’s is it the best

[forest field]

There isn't really a better image than this to summarize my entire outlook on the world

[wintry current]

I love America

[rocky adder]

Regarding your question. I was stating that the question you asked was not if America was better than Italy, rather that you specifically asked about America being the best.

“Is [x] the best” is very different from “is [x] better than [y]”

[polar spade]

Ur trying to reason with an American, what do u expect

Damn Yankees wouldn't know a better system if it was a metre in front of them

[forest field]

What are these alien words you're using

how much is that compared to a football field

[polar spade]

About 100 cm

[forest field]

Ehhhh that's longer than one ruler, could you use a bigger measurement

[polar spade]

0.001 km

[rose trench]

👋 Hey everyone !

[rocky adder]

Hello

[past tusk]

👋 Hey everyone !

[dense tinsel]

good afternoon

[timid yacht]

Ofc the dude with the palestine pfp says america is mid

‘America is a 3rd world country with a gucci belt’ 🤓🤓

[tight ermine]

Well superlative beats all, so in a way it's the same, unless you allow multiple superlatives, but then using superlative loses all meaning

[forest field]

Yeah, it'd be pretty hypocritical of me to support a ceasefire while also supporting the country supplying the weapons that are murdering them

[timid yacht]

Ik texing my gf and i thought ur notif washer texting me

I was abt to say some shit

[honest junco]

hi

when will SCP SL become performant

[ivory valley]

In a couple years maybe

[honest junco]

this sucks 😠

[ivory valley]

desync 👎

[honest junco]

whats that again

[ivory valley]

you know when youre climbing up the server stairs and you get tped back

thats desync

[honest junco]

kinda

oh

[ivory valley]

same happens with elevators

[fallen mauve]

@everyone

[hallow belfry]

hey freakazoids

[stable mirage]

𓁹𓁹

[visual acorn]

It's getting dusty

[turbid ember]

Is there any way to be under 18, help with the development of SCP:SL and not be paid without giving away personal details? I am not asking for right now as I am just looking to improve my skills first.

[solemn flame]

yeah sub to patreon

only way

[fallow kite]

I don’t think so

[glass bronze]

nuh uh

i guess just develop plugins for scp sl

[polar spade]

That always works

[junior jasper]

Bongus

[rancid dome]

That name feels very... familiar.

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-doggo-pitbull-pitbull-dog-gif-8007997899227659147

[eager wadi]

the dot

[glass bronze]

[vital rampart]

@limpid atlas dts?

[limpid atlas]

@vital rampart anytime

[vital rampart]

Wow that was fucking fast lmfao

[limpid atlas]

I was actually on discord

[vital rampart]

Dang

What a coincidence

See u in a year lmfao

[limpid atlas]

see you space cowboy

[vital rampart]

[glass bronze]

[orchid kraken]

TURKEY??

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-türkiye-gif-2910338720357160240

https://tenor.com/view/tummy-gif-26179629

[tough tapir]

!<o

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1235787163904249866/image.png?ex=6635a3fb&is=6634527b&hm=1592c83a50d96c323b0f8269c590d4631eee3236723751f9d337349212bbd4fd&

[serene trout]

yo

[eager wadi]

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[eager wadi]

🐀

[tough tapir]

[brazen shuttle]

team fort 2

[polar spade]

[brisk fern]

it would be cool if our distributors supported modifications....

[keen hawk]

the laboratory which is secret

[worthy veldt]

Has anyone encountered a problem: when logging on to the server, it throws out for the reason "The waiting limit from the server has been exceeded" and after a couple of seconds a black screen appears and nothing can be done

[bold talon]

The secret which is laboratory

@sleek cedar your P? :)

[meager slate]

Well, well, well? Thought you'd just help yourself to a man's personal belongings?

You scheming little thief. The gods demand repentance! Cough up your coin, all of it!

[fallow kite]

Piranha gun. Oh yeaaaa

[tough tapir]

Coin?

[tough tapir]

Pember

[meager slate]

eating everything..

[tough tapir]

I don't eat flatworm

[bold talon]

Your P :)

[bold talon]

WRONG PING

[meager slate]

shouldnt eat seabunni

[bold talon]

@eager wadi your P? :)

[tough tapir]

[eager wadi]

hoe

[tough tapir]

Nath

[bold talon]

NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE SO MANY CLONES

[tough tapir]

Nat

Na

N

[bold talon]

Your N? :(

[eager wadi]

nathan is such a swag name

[bold talon]

Nuhuh

[tough tapir]

Your N :(

[eager wadi]

woah, dont be racist

[bold talon]

Silly name

[bold talon]

WHA

Grr

[eager wadi]

@tough tapir

they are very short

[tough tapir]

59 feet

[eager wadi]

damn from chernobyl

[bold talon]

OUT OF CONTEXT

I WAS REFERRING TO YOUR HEIGHT

Unfair

[eager wadi]

yeah im 5'9

[bold talon]

Your P >:(

[eager wadi]

and you're 0'59

[bold talon]

'59

[tough tapir]

Nathan has 59 feet

Radiation cloud hovered over Malta

[eager wadi]

never knew malta borders belarus

[bold talon]

Increase global warming so Malta sinks in faster

[eager wadi]

@fiery quest gonna visit you

[eager wadi]

erm, we have a lot of high grounds in certain parts of the country

mostly south/center

[bold talon]

Erm mountains

Increase global warming

So no more Malta

[tough tapir]

Mine the hills

No more hills

Your m :(

[bold talon]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-saying-no-no-guy-dancing-no-black-guy-no-tiktok-meme-black-guy-no-gif-15141856965482195791

[eager wadi]

your mom :(

[bold talon]

Your P :(

[tough tapir]

Your Johnny Silverhand :(

[eager wadi]

Your :(

ember is mad cause they didn't get my pc gamepass 3 months

[brazen shuttle]

i could use a silverhand

[tough tapir]

You'll get a hiver claw

[bold talon]

I got The Sun ending in Cyberpunk :3

[bold talon]

Shush

You will regret this

Your N >:(

[tough tapir]

Living legend :o

[eager wadi]

why are you racist

[slender crow]

huh

[bold talon]

I'm racist against Nathan

[tough tapir]

Your V :D

[bold talon]

Yaa

[eager wadi]

@safe bobcat please ban ember for racism against nathans :(

[bold talon]

I wish I got Don't Fear The Reaper tho :(

[slender crow]

we love nathans

[bold talon]

Please ban Nathan for racism against embers

Your N :(

[bold talon]

Yes you '59

[tough tapir]

Reason to replay

[eager wadi]

i am 5'9

[bold talon]

I am ye

[eager wadi]

you are 0'59

[bold talon]

On very hard + difficulty mods

[brazen shuttle]

what'd that be in normal units?

[bold talon]

You are '59

[eager wadi]

175

[brazen shuttle]

oh

i am taller than nathan

[slender crow]

I am 5'2!!!

[eager wadi]

actually i got a sus emoji for @bold talon

[tough tapir]

tinymogus

[dense bluff]

Please release the beta of 14.0 now, we have been without an update for a year and a half

[bold talon]

:(

You're rude

[brazen shuttle]

simply be taller

[eager wadi]

jesus thats more smaller now

[tough tapir]

@meager slate size

[brazen shuttle]

itty bitty

[eager wadi]

still in progress

[dense bluff]

[solid echo]

Release 14.0 for 2025

[eager wadi]

i think this year might be possible

[brazen shuttle]

december 31 2024

[dense bluff]

Let's see if they have already shown half of the update, there can't be much left

[bold talon]

Grr

Bully

Your N :(

[tough tapir]

Your E

[meager slate]

kill

[tough tapir]

[brazen shuttle]

⚠️

[meager slate]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-fwadri-gif-6812788677833887784

[visual acorn]

No gaming today

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-argument-gif-27346637

Fact u can literally time them

[somber raptor]

what do you think about this skin?

[visual acorn]

For a blue rarity it's ok

[somber raptor]

how do you know it's a blue rarity

[visual acorn]

Background

[somber raptor]

wdym background? background is the same no matter the rarity

[visual acorn]

Then I'm a goat in predicting

[somber raptor]

what rarity is this one

[visual acorn]

Pink or red

Red I would say, the new skins are more detailed

[somber raptor]

yup it's Red

[somber raptor]

btw i don't care about rarity of skin i just want skins that look cool

[visual acorn]

In csgo only pink and red looked really good

Now they started to produce high quality low rarity skins

[somber raptor]

i mean... this one looks pretty cool imo... it's a Purple rarity and iirc i paid like 10 cents for it

[visual acorn]

Fair enough, there are some exceptions

Almost all new skins look very detailed and colorful

[somber raptor]

yesterday i bought 4 skins spending a total of 0.55€

[queen hinge]

when skibidi update for sk

sl

[tough tapir]

tomorrow

[somber raptor]

(i'm tryna see how many decent-looking skins i can buy with the money of one single Kilowatt Case Key)

[queen hinge]

skibidi toilet 939

[visual acorn]

Sex update is out guys!!!!!

[somber raptor]

another advantage of buying skins instead of crates: if i decide to quit CS2 i can just sell these skins back

[somber raptor]

if i bought cases instead, most of the skins would be worth less than the case itself

[normal bear]

yapity yapity yapity

[fallow kite]

Why's that your pfp tho

[somber raptor]

my pfp?

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053783932455374920/1239274902390050960/watermark.gif

[normal bear]

hai

[somber raptor]

which one better in your opinion?

[normal bear]

bottom left

[somber raptor]

the bottom ones on different maps (different lighting)

[turbid ember]

No?

13.0 came out back in like December.

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[fallow kite]

[turbid ember]

?

[fallow kite]

You need to go look at the release date again my guy...

[turbid ember]

13.0 was Refracted reality.

[turbid ember]

???

[hallow belfry]

#game-announcements message

this was the release for 13.0

[somber raptor]

you need a better calendar my guy

13.0 came out in June 2023

or was it May?

either way most definitely not December

[turbid ember]

So 1 year ago?

Fuck.

I feel old.

[somber raptor]

yes

[hallow belfry]

2005 was 3 months ago

[somber raptor]

yeah it was may
v13.0.0 came out on may 9th 2023. meaning 1 year and 2 months ago

[turbid ember]

When was 12.0?

[somber raptor]

December 22nd 2022

[turbid ember]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-14729663161359511049

NO GIF PERMS!!!

NOOOO!

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[somber raptor]

13.0 came out on May 9th 2023
12.0 came out on December 22nd 2022
11.0 came out on October 8th 2021
10.0 came out on July 24th 2020
9.0 came out on November 29th 2019
8.0 came out on December 17th 2018
7.0 came out on July 3rd 2018
6.0 came out on May 27th 2018
5.0 came out on April 21st 2018
4.0 came out on March 24th 2018
3.0 came out on March 4th 2018
1.0 came out on February 7th 2018
SCP: Secret Laboratory was released on steam on December 29th 2017

[turbid ember]

Honestly, not that long ago.

[somber raptor]

i started playing on 10.0.4

[somber raptor]

that was FLAWLESS!!!

[true sky]

10.0 is mp2?

[somber raptor]

10.0 is Scopophobia

[true sky]

or 11.0 is scohopohibia

[true sky]

oh

[turbid ember]

(ADD LOOTBOXES TO SL!)

[true sky]

oh yeah right

11.0 was Parabellum

[true sky]

FOR REAL

[turbid ember]

Gamble is blocked?

Ah.

[somber raptor]

8.0 is Megapatch
9.0 is Megapatch 2
10.0 is Scopophobia
11.0 Parabellum
12.0 Mimicry
13.0 Refracted Reality

[turbid ember]

Not that.

Hashtag is blocked.

I LOVE GAMBLING. (ADD LOOTBOXES TO SL!)

[somber raptor]

of these 6 updates which one was the best which one the worst

[true sky]

scopophobia

mimicry

🙏

[somber raptor]

imo best was Scopophobia, worst was Refracted Reality

[true sky]

what did 13.0 added ? (excluding new shitty lighting)

[somber raptor]

n o t h i n g

that's why imo it's the worst

[true sky]

it was good (beta was worse) scophobia

[somber raptor]

just changed the lighting

[tidal wasp]

so the last actual update was 12.0?

as in with "content"

[true sky]

12.5

[true sky]

12.0 added not much thing actually

next biggest update gon be 14.0

[tidal wasp]

dog "rework" and what else?

[somber raptor]

added a big ass to the dawg

[true sky]

dog and "new" lightning again

[tidal wasp]

xd

was 11.0 much good in terms of content

[true sky]

SL had 3-4 lightning change

[somber raptor]

i hope so
how long ago did they announce the Experimental Weapons rework? wasn't it like in October

[true sky]

idk but like

lot of teasers for the human rework

[somber raptor]

2020 was the best time for sl tho 💯

[true sky]

💯

[somber raptor]

i could not care less about hooman reworks i just want the Micro HID rework

[true sky]

14.0 coming september

i would say

[somber raptor]

if you're right i buy patreon again

[true sky]

crazy

[true sky]

september or this summer

but like

2024

[dense bluff]

Yeah but the beta came out 3 months before

In fact no, the one you say is 12.0

[somber raptor]

13.0 added:

• Unity 2021 / HDRP
• Breach Scanner for 079
• Sounds for when 079 opens/closes/locks doors
• did some stuff with 939's mimicry menu
• Misc gameplay changes (Added workstation near the escape, Added a hitmarker to flashbangs, added facility manager card to 079's armory, increased base 9mm ammo capacity from 30 to 40, modified some 914 recipes)
• Achievement Tweaks

so yeah basically just shitty lighting

[true sky]

basically

[true sky]

the other things could have been added in 12.0

[somber raptor]

the only addition was the Breach Scanner

[somber raptor]

wdym?

[true sky]

Breach Scanner for 079
Sounds for when 079 opens/closes/locks doors
did some stuff with 939's mimicry menu
Misc gameplay changes (Added workstation near the escape, Added a hitmarker to flashbangs, added facility manager card to 079's armory, increased base 9mm ammo capacity from 30 to 40, modified some 914 recipes)
Achievement Tweaks

[somber raptor]

yeah they were added in 13.0

[somber raptor]

anyways this is the best game i've had in a while

[true sky]

cheat

[somber raptor]

nuh uh

Just some new skins

[turbid ember]

Nothing.

[true sky]

tbh old e-11 animation was better

[turbid ember]

13.5 added nothing.

[true sky]

13.0

[turbid ember]

I know.

13.0 and 13.5 added nothing.

[somber raptor]

anyways time to finally listen to leetify and watch some Counter-Strafing tutorials

[turbid ember]

Nobody uses the gamer girl piss.

Cause it kills you with coke.

[ivory valley]

anti ?

[fallow kite]

Bonk sound effect

[rose trench]

😂 😂 Hahahaha that clip was AWESOME! 😂 😂

[fallow kite]

I mean it ended the round

I thought there were more chaos in heavy still

[fallow kite]

What do you think makes it "awesome"

[rose trench]

Stop talking to me

Ur dragging it

Geez

[fallow kite]

In what way is it an awesome clip

[rose trench]

Blocked

[fallow kite]

I'm Spongebob

[wicked cloud]

help me please to fix dedicated server setup

[rose trench]

I will

[wicked cloud]

why can't anyone else log in to my server?

[rose trench]

Idk I dont know how to fix or setup dedicated servers

[fallow kite]

XD!

[wicked cloud]

maybe it's because the IP server is from a VPN so I'm a bum to buy hosting

[somber raptor]

aight

time to go practice Counter-Strafing

[lament iron]

yo

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[true sky]

dee

[lament iron]

i need some help... so i accidentaly dropped something, how th do i pick it up from the ground?

[true sky]

skill issue

[visual acorn]

The rare animation+kill already makes the clip pretty rare

[lament iron]

im playing for the first time tf?

[minor goblet]

Press E

[lament iron]

bet, thx

[minor goblet]

While looking at the item

[visual acorn]

Preferably looking behind while picking up

[true sky]

real

[pearl shard]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-automaton-ko-punch-devastator-gif-17309311234866658824

[bold talon]

No memes in the general discussion channel, this is breaking the rules, this channel is for serious conversations while the meme-zone channel is meant for memes!! How many times do I have to repeat this? The next offense will lead to a ban! Learn some manners.

[distant cove]

Your system ran into an issue:
Your P

[tough tapir]

:(

[distant cove]

Now do that in Beat Saber

[orchid kraken]

I got my second donation even tho its 1€ im still happy abt it

[pearl anvil]

insightful…

i believe there is a hidden clue in this image which reveals the release date of 14.0

shit wait my bad for pinging

[quick knot]

Death

[fallow kite]

🔒

[tight ermine]

You'll get banned

[lost basalt]

Me when i spread missinformation

[fallow kite]

Literally unplayable game

Floating flashlight

Immersion ruined

[wispy hill]

flying flashlight 🤤

[lost basalt]

Nothing new

See that shit on a daily basis

[wispy hill]

just a normal day at site 12

[tight ermine]

It's an SCP

[fervent mauve]

That still works?

[wispy hill]

everything works yes

[fervent mauve]

Are there any people playing there?

[wispy hill]

huh what

are you talking about a server

[fervent mauve]

The site-12.

I thought you were talking about a server in SCP:SL and not site-12 in general :D

[wispy hill]

💀

[fervent mauve]

[gilded canopy]

I MUST SHOW HUBERT SOMETHING

[wispy hill]

i have not actively played scpsl in like

ages

[gilded canopy]

I HAVE A W CLIP HE WOULD LOVE

[fervent mauve]

Yeah it is okay.

And how are you guys?

[gilded canopy]

Going insane 🙃

[gilded canopy]

/\

[fervent mauve]

Why?

[gilded canopy]

Because brainrot has taken over

Can't go a day without hearing the word skibidi

[sleek kestrel]

@crude talon yo

[subtle sky]

Does anybody have starfield, and can they help me?

[lunar crystal]

did someone named cosmic just get banned from this server

he's my friend n got hacked and apparently they spammed steam links on every server he was in

says he got banned from all of them

just asking

[orchid kraken]

hubert send me money

NOW

for keyboard

so i can play your precious and obnoxious game

[orchid kraken]

average dumbass clicking on random links

[lunar crystal]

real

[orchid kraken]

who ever copyrighted an old ass WW2 music must be downbad fr

[gilded canopy]

I want to be level ten

so yeah

because level ten is cooler

any NW online?

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[gilded timber]

Hacked account bans are temporary, if he was banned and manages to get the account back before the ban expires, send us a modmail!

[gilded canopy]

real

is NW thinking of making a new SCP game?

it'd be lit

like with more scps

including burning man : D

[lunar crystal]

what

they never changed anything on his account

all he had to do really was to change the password

[gilded timber]

Secret Lab is currently their only project

[gilded canopy]

alr

IK they have a big project rn

(hcz redo)

but adding more SCPs would be cool

they don't have to be playable either

like 131

or 999

[lunar crystal]

you know what i want in the game

[orchid kraken]

we already had enough scp annoying as shit like 3114

[gilded canopy]

131

it would just be cool

[velvet mason]

He used to be planned but that got cancelled

[orchid kraken]

131 would be more like waste of performance

[crude talon]

Huh?

[gilded canopy]

I know that : (

but they could have added it

with water guns lol

[velvet mason]

maybe when they change all the current scps

[gilded canopy]

they're doing that?

[gilded timber]

If his account was hacked, the perpetrators would have used it spread more malicious links.
If this was the case, he more than likely got flagged by automod filters and banned.

[gilded canopy]

IK theres balance changes

[velvet mason]

they've been for a while no? all have been changed except like 049

[gilded canopy]

049 is old

but not ancient like others

he's only like 100

is there a not round based scp game

with leveling system?

that'd be cool

site 76 throwback 😭

[quick knot]

Fun fact

!999

[velvet mason]

gj

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/787000355309092894/999.gif

[gilded canopy]

what

getting thrown to 001 is insane

[quick knot]

He dead now

[lunar crystal]

what i meant by that is that they didn't change his info

the links they sent were for fake $50 steam gift cards

[random schooner]

No that's clearly SCP-727-J

[gilded timber]

I understand, but if the account was hacked he would have been temporarily banned to allow him time to get the account back.
If he has got the account back, feel free to send us a modmail!

[lunar crystal]

how do i send a modmail?

[gilded timber]

Send a direct message to @dull ferry

[lunar crystal]

alright

[fallow kite]

Its so joeover

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-doggo-pitbull-pitbull-dog-gif-8007997899227659147

[meager slate]

Havoc sighting

[somber raptor]

btw

have you ever thought how many dishes there are that are similar to Tacos

like

[meager slate]

What

dishes that are similar to tacos?

[somber raptor]

for example Piadina or Gyros

[meager slate]

Oh

[somber raptor]

i think also Shawarma is similar to Tacos from what i've seen

[tough tapir]

[strange trellis]

literally both of those are older than tacos

[somber raptor]

i know

[meager slate]

kill

[somber raptor]

but the Taco is more widely recognized so that's why i said "similar to Tacos"

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-food-gif-20897276

[meager slate]

NO

Do not follow Ancient

he is a willful traitor

[hollow meadow]

Hi. Where can I write a report about a cheater?

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-like-a-dragon-yakuza-like-a-dragon-yakuza-7-ichiban-gif-10992119310347913416

[meager slate]

MIKU

[hollow meadow]

Can u help me?

[fallow kite]

sorry dude 😭

[fallow kite]

M-M-Miku

i had to pick it

bro got mad i got it wrong 😭

[steep summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/843660783468544001/902273834042941450/image0.gif

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-mario-rpg-level-up-gif-14169015394825675348

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109224880815222908/1246519372936118312/ShitpostRock_-_1795639447184179528.gif

[wicked spade]

ok so any guides for how can i get gud?

[gilded timber]

!guide

[snow umbra]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW-HN1DAabMneyBDDFGTmGBNROy9H5kdB&si=BijkkLpzsuy_YDhP

[gilded timber]

Those might help

[wicked spade]

thanks brudha

[gilded timber]

Happy to help

[gilded timber]

You have a few options for reporting cheaters, the most simple to to file a cheater report ingame by pressing N, finding their name and using the Warning symbol next to it to report for "cheating or raiding".
If they are no longer ingame or you have another form of evidence (like a video), the next best method is through the dedicated bot, @smoky plinth, which you can use if you own your own server, either by inviting the bot to your discord and linking it to your server or by getting the server host role here, which will allow you to use the /report command in any channel.
If you have the server host role here you can also use the dedicated #contact.global.mods ticket channel.
If you can do none of the above, feel free to direct message someone with the <@&1002730276226617344> role on this discord.

[velvet mason]

[hollow meadow]

👍

[eager wadi]

!warn @fallow kite textwall

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos.

A warning for @peak latch has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.

[trail glade]

did you just get promoted?

[eager wadi]

what

[quick knot]

oh damn nathan reached discord manager manager

[glass bronze]

hm

[elder trench]

I can't wait to meet John Northwood himself ❤️❤️❤️❤️

The founder of northwood

studios

[trail glade]

your color changed

[distant cove]

Purple is pretty cool tho

[visual acorn]

What the fliiiiiiip

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-backflip-backflip-dog-back-flip-gif-12747951012339527853

[elder trench]

ngl my team is abunch of cowards

there was a whole squad and they left me to fend for this guy who was all scared

like 20 people running like cowards from a nut and a dog

and they did it again

one lone wolf just went down, a star man

yeah mtf just sold so hard

it's literally an entire squad running like cowards

[gilded timber]

People that boost the server or get <@&677940547196944385> can use the utility roles channel to change their color to a selction of different ones

[fallow kite]

Against 2 SCPs I mean maybe if it's something like 939 and 096

I could probably understand that

But running from 173? Really? Lol

[random schooner]

Maybe they all had a severe nut allergy?

[orchid kraken]

five nights at GATE A

[spice coyote]

oo ee oo

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

[spice coyote]

but how will they drop their radio for candy if they die?

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitten-tail-suck-tail-gif-21243409

[hollow folio]

Did some servers dissapear for you guys too?

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-doggo-pitbull-pitbull-dog-gif-8007997899227659147

[quick knot]

[fallow forge]

are you fucking racist against my lord and saviour donald trumpet

[eager wadi]

[hazy notch]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[fallow forge]

You are RACIST

I hope you STUB your TOE

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741617532967845888/1247913616762732624/twoleggedbeast.gif

[fickle ibex]

The Oye

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[fallow forge]

correct

[twilit sluice]

Is there something wrong with my game or is my authentication getting screwed over making the loading 100x slower than it should be

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1111003240276971541/1198498043864035449/gato_agua.gif

[sterile crater]

evenin

[glass bronze]

hm

[orchid kraken]

If i saw dclass irl i would kill because they are criminals in fact

By killing them i dont make one killer less on world but less orange ppl

[strange trellis]

"there wouldnt be any less killers in the world" mfs when i kill another

[quick knot]

Said Class D ended up being vital for the containment of an SCP due to matching specific qualities for the SCP to not end the world.

Foundation does not find another person in time. The world ends.

[orchid kraken]

D-9341 has most aura fr fr

[sterile crater]

!rep @fallow kite

[orchid kraken]

Bro can go back to checkpoint

[snow umbra]

You have just given @drowsy cairn a reputation point!

[steep summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1002666142860587099/reverse.gif

[fallow kite]

!rep @sterile crater

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sterile crater a reputation point!

[random schooner]

Just steal his skin, ez pz

[sterile crater]

hopefully i dont get banned for that one

[quick knot]

[random schooner]

That what the foundation always says when they forcibly make D-Class be bludgeoned to death repeatedly by tomatoes when voice recorders could do their job

[orchid kraken]

Add skibidi to game

[random schooner]

I bet Hubert doesn't even have dancing cows in his house, what a fake Pole

[quick knot]

Polish people when they find the nail polish store

[random schooner]

But yeah I always thought it was extremely fucked up that the Foundation repeatedly send D-Class to fates worse than death to study something they could lock up forever and forget about

[strange trellis]

polish remover vs polish remover

[random schooner]

Hubert, is it true that Regalis owns you?

[brazen shuttle]

john regalis barotrauma

[random schooner]

Containment Barotrauma "Regalis" Breach

"usually"

At that point throw the staff in D-Class for crimes against humanity

[chilly vault]

sometimes they do this if the staff harm the foundations goals

me personally if i was in the scp universe i live in cabin in woods with no electronic devices with a gun specifically to kill myself with if i ever see the horrors

[random schooner]

Like tearing up the very fabrics of reality with unauthorized research. I'm looking at you D-9341

[thick finch]

i´m crazy !!

[random schooner]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[crystal spoke]

who can i ask a question to

[random schooner]

Ping Hubert and ask him

[crystal spoke]

I am not that foolish

[random schooner]

I went to No Balls city and everyone said they knew you

[gilded canopy]

Everyone should join the server in advertisements

Erm

City rp haven is fire

[crystal spoke]

shi if you say so

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-fall-skeleton-disappointed-gif-15613679342612459378

[crystal spoke]

yup

[gilded canopy]

Crazy

[long prairie]

i've won everything

[gilded canopy]

I need more exp

So I am gonna yap randomly

[random schooner]

Crazy?

[magic cobalt]

RIP Bruh. You had a hard life. Gifted rapper and real 6 Block and Jax Legend. You'll be missed Foolio. Rest easy with Bibby and Trey D brother 🩵

[eager wadi]

ok

[sonic musk]

ok

[gilded timber]

Ok

[gaunt talon]

ok

[orchid kraken]

ok

[fickle ibex]

ok

[tidal wasp]

ok

[buoyant helm]

ok

[strange trellis]

ok

[fallow kite]

Hello bro

[distant cove]

ok

[magic cobalt]

thank you for agreeing

[neon isle]

ok

[still moth]

hubert do u fw rectangles

[fleet stratus]

Hey, my talk button suddenly isnt working, the microphone doesnt even show on official EU #1

my radio button activates the radio, but I cant speak

[eager wadi]

Hello, mind checking #897643267473145866

[elder trench]

fr

[near estuary]

@rancid agate imagine being a bot

[fleet stratus]

did, thanks

[eager wadi]

[spice coyote]

its lvl 0 its bad

[near estuary]

I watched that entire video...

[orchid kraken]

Actually wtf

Gta6

Show some skills mission leaked

[gilded timber]

Custom embed

[crystal spoke]

hes got a good gaming chair thats why

[spice coyote]

would steak dipped in honey taste good

[strange trellis]

why would you ruin a steak by dipping it in anything

[velvet mason]

sounds ass

[strange trellis]

a steak should be left rare (fuck well done) alone

[spice coyote]

but like it would only be like one bite to try it

[spice coyote]

but like sweet and savory

[velvet mason]

But its a steak, sir

It's rough and seasoned and juicy

[spice coyote]

we will never know unless someone tries it

like what if its super good for some reason

[velvet mason]

u are free to try..

[strange trellis]

the entire point of steak is that you have a good piece of meat that needs nothing else to be tasty

[velvet mason]

thats one less real bite tho

[spice coyote]

yeah but like in the long run if its bad its only one bite

[fallow kite]

hola

[spice coyote]

i think its worth to risk

it could be good

[fallow kite]

hay canal de español ? :v

[velvet mason]

the burden is urs, good luck

[distant cove]

Hey Yall, I have returned from the grave

Prepare for hair cuts

[strange trellis]

not for long

[velvet mason]

This server's English

[solemn flame]

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[distant cove]

Oh fuck

[fallow kite]

!langes

[velvet mason]

xd

[solemn flame]

@fallow kite

[fallow kite]

ok

[distant cove]

Anyways how are yall doin?

[strange trellis]

your mother

[velvet mason]

chillin

[spice coyote]

what if you ate a bird and it tasted like a bird

[velvet mason]

whats bird taste like

[distant cove]

That would make sense

[spice coyote]

i dont know

[velvet mason]

oh

[spice coyote]

like what if you ate a seagull bird

[velvet mason]

u have to try that too

[strange trellis]

i have eaten many birds and can confirm they taste like birds (dont tell dee)

[spice coyote]

the internet said not to for some reason

[velvet mason]

dont you want the answers to your questions

[spice coyote]

thank you for the professional information

[distant cove]

I mean you can do it, but should you, eh, depends if the fucker steals my french fries first

[spice coyote]

but like what if i become a bird i dont wanna be a seagull like maybe a crow but not a seagull

[velvet mason]

😟

[strange trellis]

seagulls have no rights

[velvet mason]

be an eagle

theyre op

[distant cove]

Or a hawk

[velvet mason]

wait i dont think you can eat an eagle

[solemn flame]

deserved cause all they do is steal your food and shit on you

and scream

[spice coyote]

it is illegal for some reason

[solemn flame]

fym for some reason bro

its a protected animal and an icon to the usa lmao

[velvet mason]

Oh I just assumed the average person cant take one on yk

[strange trellis]

worst part of living in a coastal city

[solemn flame]

you also cant kill canadian geese iirc

[spice coyote]

when i was in my driving test i almost hit an eagle that was standing in the road

[strange trellis]

an icon they are too embarrassed of using the real sounds of

[solemn flame]

so real

[velvet mason]

Does it not make that sharp sound

[strange trellis]

nope

[velvet mason]

damn

kinda ruined

[strange trellis]

thats a hawk sound

they sound kinda similar to seagulls when i think about it

[spice coyote]

why is this guy designed to look ugly

[strange trellis]

god or whoever else made the world was drunk that day

[polar spade]

God do a little trolling

[strange trellis]

if god made me in his own image he must be ugly as shit

[balmy dirge]

i got verified lets gooo

[velvet mason]

gz

[distant cove]

Congrats

[distant cove]

What would you think would think if a Cappybarra and a Manatee was to meet?

Wow stroke

What would you think would happen*

[minor goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086535274877694002/1247551775892967563/attachment-6-1.gif

[distant cove]

Cat

[cinder sapphire]

true

[strange trellis]

nice to see someone agrees

[cinder sapphire]

ya

yw

[near estuary]

Hubert should upload moar content >:)

I'm orange now 😄

[distant cove]

Congrats on Orange

[near estuary]

(sorry for ping) Have you ever encountered a duplicated Remote admin PID due to a plugin before?

[grave topaz]

⬛

Noooooo

[distant cove]

Yeah, pretty much anything that uses Audio Player as a dependency causes it often. I.E. AutoEvents, That abandoned PropHunt plugin

etc

[near estuary]

Ah

Thx

[rich zinc]

hello small people

[cinder sapphire]

arent you like shorter than 5 ft 11 in

wouldnt you be short

[tough tapir]

TheShortOne26

[cinder sapphire]

arent you shorter than 5 ft 9

[tough tapir]

I'm 5'8

[cinder sapphire]

which is less than 5 ft 9 in

ya

short

[velvet mason]

5'8 is tall

[minor goblet]

now im 6'2

[random schooner]

Sheesh, I didn't know I was in a discord full of... Short people

[fallow kite]

PROPHUNT IN SL

[distant cove]

It’s been abandoned and is extremely buggy

And can lead to crashes really quickly

[lone rune]

whats best graphics api for visuals

[distant cove]

Depends on what you're doing

[lone rune]

idk play game and have it look pretty

[minor goblet]

why dose it crash

Now im intrested as in QA

[lone rune]

vulkan is stuttering but thats prob cos its caching everything

idk if it looks better tho

[distant cove]

Its plugin related, constantly doing checks, moving items, spawning fake players for audio hints and resizing them, locking certain doors. Updating hints constantly, and so much more

[minor goblet]

ah

I can see why

[distant cove]

Its impressive dont get me wrong, but SL just cannot handle it

[velvet mason]

prop hunt is too advanced

[distant cove]

Theres a lot there can be done including full minigames with its own map but prophunt is just a bit too much for SL

https://github.com/creepycats/SCProphunt
If anyone wants to poke the Prophunt plugin

[rich zinc]

im sorry you think this way

I'm not short 😭

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!

[idle shard]

slightly irradiated

[timid yacht]

Yoooo

I slit ny finger

Fuck this calf machine

[distant cove]

Greetings

[wispy hill]

sigma

[hazy swift]

pineapple warn😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

no more pineapples

[polar spade]

There's a reason for that

[forest field]

Wait, are we talking about the gangsta pineapple?

[polar spade]

We don't speak of the Pineapple incident

[polar spade]

No, don't

Leave it buried in the past

[quick knot]

[forest field]

WOOOOOO

[polar spade]

Oh no

It has returned

U just couldn't leave sleeping dogs lie

[forest field]

What ill has the gangsta pineapple done to you

[distant cove]

Oh god

[forest field]

Do you owe him money?

[still moth]

do yall fw purple or green grapes

[distant cove]

Red grapes is my preference

Red Wine is also my preference

Also beer is fucking disgusting, its just Liquid Bread

[solemn flame]

red wine is nice

[still moth]

lysol you're 13

[polar spade]

Did he stutter?

[solemn flame]

misinformation

im literally an adult..

[cinder sapphire]

@solemn flame is also a frenchie

[solemn flame]

im not french

im not 13

[cinder sapphire]

LIES

stop it

[solemn flame]

[solemn flame]

i may be a baby adult but im not a baby

[cinder sapphire]

that is it

banning you from life

congrats

[solemn flame]

gg

[quick knot]

Source?

[still moth]

frenchie is insane

[solemn flame]

my birth certificate idk

[polar spade]

Fake

[thick eagle]

Yeah you're fake

[distant cove]

Wait a minute I just realized something

[timid yacht]

When ur girl makes multi hour long playlists just for you

[distant cove]

With the new models that means we need a new “welcome new member” sticker

[spice coyote]

nothing shall replace the iconic sticker

peak

[timid yacht]

Lmao no wonder this mf is averaging a double double each game 😭😭

[hazy swift]

pineapple is coming to you

🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍

https://tenor.com/view/yoga-focus-concentrate-gif-14252058

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-pineapple-gif-21579217

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[grand musk]

Zoomers are much more transphobic and less accepting of differences than Gen X or boomers.

...that's my hot take. Anyway.

[fallow kite]

What

[grand musk]

I see a lot more fear of transgender people in Generation Z, than I do in Generation X or the Baby Boomers.

You don't have to agree with it, just my personal observation.

[fallow kite]

Like with misgendering

[cyan mango]

guh

[grand musk]

Misgendering, passive-aggressiveness, generally treating you as "less than" for being different.
Boomers are willing to change their views, unless they have a Fox News habit.

Less willing to engage with you and find out what's up, more willing to throw you under the bus.

[fallow kite]

Do they have to be respectful tho

[grand musk]

Zoomers don't understand autism, either... or how that can make you "weird."

Does anyone "have to respect" that?

Just speaking from personal experience, sorry?

[fallow kite]

I kinda like to test the waters with trans individuals

[grand musk]

Was recently denied a home because my brain glitched out due to an echo, some Zoomer made the decision that they don't want a "retard" renting from them.

[grand musk]

I'm just venting due to personal struggles. Maybe not the best time or place for it.

[fallow kite]

I mean, I’m fine with it

[grand musk]

Just kinda wish people would be better.

[fallow kite]

Would be nice

[grand musk]

...maybe I can write a SCP about it, I dunno. It seems to be difficult to make an account. Maybe I'll sandbox in Notepad for my own peace.

God knows, I wouldn't be the only alcoholic writer on the page. :p

[forest field]

About what, mistreatment of trans individuals? If that's what you're looking for, 6113 might be an interesting read

[orchid kraken]

Bro got cooked in social media fr fr
Skull emoji

[grand musk]

Willingness to engage with those who are different. Zoomers aren't so good at it, from my experience.

[orchid kraken]

Cooked fr fr skull emoji

[fallow kite]

Idk what a zoomer even is

[grand musk]

Hello, 4-Channer!

[grand musk]

The generation after millennials?

[fallow kite]

Yeah I still dunno

[grand musk]

Um... yours, probably?

"Recent college graduates, or those about to graduate."

[vague cove]

Hi chat

[fallow kite]

Howdy

[velvet mason]

Hallow

[grand musk]

Tonight, I learned that admitting I'm transgender gets me called "bro" and makes me afraid to say anything about it, lest I be banned.
But I have zero capital, as a new user... so I shouldn't even have written that.

How y'all doing?

[fossil oxide]

Bro wth is the comment section from this reddit post 💀https://www.reddit.com/r/SCPSecretLab/comments/1dw30r7/give_me_your_worst/

[grand musk]

I've thought about doing that to other people. Then I took a shower with steel wool and bleach.

[orchid kraken]

I never used 4chan

[grand musk]

Heh, sorry. Most transphobic people I interact with come from there.

[forest field]

Isn't 4chan like the main hub for every type of bigotry imaginable

[fossil oxide]

Never seen an SL reddit post going so down bad bro

[orchid kraken]

Bro what

https://youtu.be/FN_QBis-Ybo?si=zjGFed14Cyg9xRhq

Crysis 2 predicting corona virus crazy?

[orchid kraken]

What

Isnt 4chan basically bunch of unwashed kids who dox random ppl because they did not like someones look?

[cinder sapphire]

You forgot an entire generation. The millennials.

Also, I kinda doubt that. You just don't know that many people above the age of 30 most likely.

Or 40.

[grand musk]

So hey, is there space for a writer that might be ex-biker, current pothead Jesus freak?

Or... wait.. Christian Bikers, I guess?

Umm... am I not supposed to mention 4/20 here?

[orchid kraken]

Any mod on Rn?

[grand musk]

Was I being inappropriate?

[orchid kraken]

Wasnt even abt u

Was trynna get something pinned

[grand musk]

Ah. Sorry, paranoid.

Like a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory, I am.

[cinder sapphire]

@glossy coyote smells

[cinder sapphire]

This Thomas

[near estuary]

that birb is depresso

[orchid kraken]

@glossy coyote is there any chance i could get the Tierlist pinned in art discussion chamnel?

[cinder sapphire]

You have to add that he smells

He will only listen then

[orchid kraken]

Thomas you smell like fish according to your pfp

[glossy coyote]

Huh

[cinder sapphire]

Good

[glossy coyote]

Rn there’s only info on submitting artwork pinned so it won’t be pinned by me. If one of the admins find it humorous then they can pin it

I don’t wanna ruin the sanctity of the organisation within the channel

[glossy coyote]

This doesn’t help your case

Bro goes up to the judge and is like “erm you stink”

[cinder sapphire]

I mean. It is the truth

You do stink

[orchid kraken]

Literally

[glossy coyote]

Bro

Not cool

:(

[orchid kraken]

Be sorry now

[glossy coyote]

Sowwy

[orchid kraken]

Good

Now