#general-chat
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prove it
official EU servers are fucking unplayable rn
filled with russians speaking non english
and no admins on servers
Blin
hubert prosze
why arent there admins on official servers
it is unbearable
!nwofficials
nah this aint just north wood servers
vassal states of northwood empire
you can find their contact information on #629000315580186655
yeah, wrong link sry
arent you northwood?
Yes, but internal moderation structure of official servers is not something that falls under our jurisdiction
Also, fella is complaining, when we currently have a moderator on the server.
its bound to happen lol.
i just play on ukrainian servers and i have 0 clue what they're saying 
you are playing during hours where only asia and eastern europe isn't at work or asleep
Being Russian is not against any rule though. But the racism was cleaned up.
speaking non english is
It's not.
and most of the people who speak non english are russians
wdym its not?
is it really?
wtf
it really isnt
i thought it was
Yeah, no rules against it. Extended talk in only foreign language / constant use of mic, might be taken as mic spam, and asked to slow down / change behaviour.

But again, all of this can easily be asked in our discord on Northwood Official Servers
!nwofficials
😭
The P
polish

ayo
#bot-commands is now called bot commands
not bot spam
diss me diss me now u gotta kiss me
why did the command change from !nwservers
Check steam
i wanna switch from windows 10 to linux, whats the best distro for total beginners and for gaming
SteamOS

BRING BACK 1 SHOT LARRY 🗣️ 🔥
Bring 1 backshot larry
Theres a fucking ad on instagram advertising AI bot chat by just showing a furry with her feets and saying 3 reason why im better than ur real gf💀😭
Today is me special day
Bring back proximity chat for 049
Uhm
How can i post in #art-showcase
@final canyon Hi, can you open a modmail by messaging @dull ferry and show us your art
Guys i buyed server from terabit and i got a message in the console which redirected me in a northwood website which was about server verification. I clicked i want to people to see it or whatever that was saying and when i clicked it it said that it will do something in seconds but in fact it didnt do anything it just changed the page. Soo is my server going to be verificated by that way or i have to send email and that kind of stuff?
Daily Spongdal
Hi, can you visit this server
!terabit
Get to level 5
He-Hell no💥🔥
i hate this game sm (no front) idk if its because of me but this bug jsut wont go away
im already talking with support for like 3 or 4 days now
i just wanna play!!!
Ok
!scp
Wait there is actually a official server
Of the scp foundation
Real
Be patient
ok
Btw how to change my role colors?
it says red
so i typed black
but nothing happens
how to change role colors?
Make sure your not using global groups https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php/Docs:Permissions
tysm
I'm pretty sure you can also use color codes as long as it's not close to a global group
are there more "tendrils" appearances captured in game
My game keeps freezing randomly, anyone else with the same problem?
!scp
!nwofficals
Des gens français?
!langfr
Bonjour, vous êtes sur un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur communautaire Français de référence ici.
!nwofficals
i'm hearing an ever-so-slightly unsettling noise coming from my PC
What kind of noise are we talking about?
!nwofficals
i'm so stupid
i had my headset off and i placed it next to my PC
it started raining in minecraft and i thought it was coming from my pc 😂
LMAO
hm... i am finally at the last phase of my Minecraft map: building the Surface Zone
in my original project i planned for Gates A, B and C to be like CB, then add some stuff
but now that i think about it...
it would probably be cooler if i were to differ from other SCP maps
what do you think?
make a gate a and b and c and d and e and f and g and h and i and 22
nuh uh i don't think so
:(
but there WILL be a Gate D
:)
hit it 3 times
gate &
although it will lead to a different facility (my map will have 6 facilities: 3 of which are underground, 3 of which are on the surface)
- the main facility (Gates A and B)
- SCP-087's facility
- SCP-914's facility
- Biohazard facility (Gate C)
- Secondary Facility (Gate D)
so many facility
👍
- 26 gates with letters of the alphabet
- 24 gates with greek letters
- 10 gates with numbers
- 260 gates with letter+number
- 240 gates with greek letter+number
- undefined amount of gates with any number

i should download some other SCP minecraft maps and take inspiration
If we could modify our music files this would be my 45 seconds countdown detonation 🗣🔥‼️
https://youtu.be/ak-dcThcP2k?si=Q1ulIlVoIe3VvGFc
Extraction from the Gulag by: Hans Zimmer. I DO NOT OWN THIS MUSIC.
Starting fron 1:30
why do i have a minecraft world called "Legal in Finland" 💀
I dont think thats legal
whimza gaming
Is it legal in Finland?
i don't know
find by yourself

this shit go hard
harder than carl92 when he heard EKT
sad by old pc die
was having so much memories in it
might go ask my brother if the memory thing still work
i have like 2018 screen
might find the PS3
find MWIII game
and finnally finish the game
cause my dumbass could kill one guy
guys is it possible to run nvidia geforce filters in sl?
Just use nvidia control panel
is it possible to use them in a particular game?
cause i sometimes want to try to reduce those blue ass shaders in entrance
so it would look more og and nice
In any game lol
@umbral verge hi penki
It just changes your monitor intensity
Probably ddos or sum
Entirely random thing but I AM ADDICTED TO BLUE GATORADE. why? I DONT FUCKIN KNOW MAN, IT JUST TASTES GOOD TO ME

!rep @silent idol
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💀
!rep @silent idol
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vulf be turnin rich with that ponzi scheme
The vulfzi scheme
imagine repping the stinkie
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
More like broken
how about i break you
Bake you
i typed brake though
Bake you
i fucking despise you for that name
ah right
but
let me make it worse rq
may 8 🔥
there
potato
me
not you bro 😭🙏🙏🙏
my profile picture
also funny dancing pirate
ceo of brain rot?
funny
ok
what's your fav song
mine gotta be psychosocial
AND THE RAIN WILL KILL US ALL
THROW OURSELVES AGAINST WALL
Disasterpiece/critical darling/dead memories
A tie between those three
Duality and psychosocial are also up there
AND NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE
Those two songs got me into the band
Also eyeless
not are
It’s really good, the guitar is off putting at the start for most people though
I recommend you give it a listen
i will
hi 😭🙏🙏🙏💯💯🔥🤑🤑🦅🦅🎉

Wonderful car.
!<o
beautiful
Isn’t that a Guinea pig?
Yes it is.
Alright
I just felt like saying that capybaras are the cutest.
real
Imahe blank message
what
_ _
It's easy
Nah
no thanks
you should've said "I know I am"
where's the confidence
e
nothin
!rep @sullen leaf
You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!
I don't remember the last time I quit fnv I just stop playing when it crashes on me
Stormy Mundy Selection (Occasional Series - Acts of Random Archive Rummaging)
Taking different points in the King Crimson and Robert Fripp timeline and mixing them together has been something of a specialty of Alex ‘Stormy’ Mundy over the years.
This particular reimagining puts Michael Giles and Boz Burrell together with the drum parts of 21st...
They wanna be coolmathgames.com so bad
when was this a thing
New shy guy voice line guys
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Make a plugin that turns 049 into 096 xo
Taunt in sl
People look down when they see sg just shrink lmao
or if your an admin you can do the stare command
scp 999 in sl
Whur
Is there a way to save the position and nades you placed
I had to do it manually for a surface omega warhead
Id assume with networking idfk
Its 12pm
U could give it a collider
Or just have alpha warhead and omega warhead would need an O5
and you can set when omega will go off to prevent surface stalling
tbh there should be like an alpha warhead activation room as like a seperate elevator
Room
Omega warhead on surface
FUCK you
eat shint
i hate you
UGH all the icky people here today
that's not very nice
you carry a plague you rat
That’s all I hear about fnv nowadays is this true
dude my gf was showing me this shit last night
it is wild what youtube is going through
Kind of
I only just recently discovered quicksaving and it’s been crashing a lot more than I can remember
So maybe quicksaving causes a memory leak or something and that’s why it’s got a reputation for that because the only people who complain are pussies
bethesda quality ™️
Fallout new vegas was a wreck, but it could’ve been PERFECT
If not for Bethesda ruining it by rushing obsidian.
I love this band
I learned starless on bass a while ago
Nice
I do wonder what NV would've been like if they gave them more time
would probably have been peak
post game content for starters
he passed with flying colors
i did
what colours were the colours
rainbow duh
oh no
whats a raindbow
that's a lot of cones
I'm gonna start tweaking istg
this shit is every 10 minutes now
tweaking
hey guys there's 14 minutes left to do wordle quickly do it
Boy hu
Fuck, I just missed it
Let me do today's
wow that word sucked
I quit
onto octordle
hear me out, call your local fast food and ask for a deep fried burger with a side of dirt, then ask for 74 pickles with a side of raw fries and finally ask for chicken nuggets, that's all been cut in half and are still frozen :3
(NicoPlayer is not responsible for the actions following this sentence)
Hi
Did you know that 9 out of 10 people make up 90% of the population?
pretend you're a fbi agent
!rep @sullen leaf
You need to wait 3 hours, 3 minutes, 31 seconds until you can give reputation again!
gotta work on my timings
!rep @gentle barn
You can't give a rep to yourself!
Worth a try
What did you miss now
!rep
I'm 3 hours early
You need to wait 38 minutes, 4 seconds until you can give reputation again!
You can't give a rep to a bot!
Rep me instead 
Fav scp?
Ingame or in general?
Both
Mine are 1471 and 096
Ballin
5000 and 079 lore wise
!rep @gilded timber
You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!
Might have to with all the nerfs lol
It was a hard one 😭
!rep @silent idol
You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!
vulfzi scheme
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
Barotrauma
Barotraumer
Barotraumed
@strange niche you ever just accidently overheal a teleporter
!rep @sullen leaf
You need to wait 49 seconds until you can give reputation again!
rep me instead
nah
nah
!rep @idle shard
You have just given @idle shard a reputation point!
go to hell.......
!rep @hot mirage
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You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!
thanks big man
never miss
-1
what are you on about
to who
to you
oh okay so no loss
not that I had any for you, you keep trolling me in mysterious ways which is to be admired
Horrible
I should send huntsman spiders to welsh
yeah that's a spider
and eu
They wouldn't survive here
going to put a plasmid in them/ dna clone/ pcr and make them survive that temp
then
give them the right genes
something like this but obv more advance
spiders don't look like that
some spiders do
forgive me
me and @velvet mason
I think other people as well
I think the noway person as well
why
They'd die
We dont have many bugs big enough to sustain spiders that big
as some country
No but we have snap freezes
so do we
The sudden temp drop kills all insects every year
@silent idol ubel
Our seagulls are the size of small children

hi, I reread the entire VSR and I can't find the mail for complaining about the server in any way 
What do u mean complain about the server?

U believe a listed server is breaking VSR?
modify them to go into hybridization likes some animals
easy fix
Then
solves food issues
We'll just deploy the pesticides
Hybernation you mean
That aren't banned by the EU for us anymore
I will cut you wannable german
I make them be banned again
You'd have to fight the Tories
Good luck getting past their paywall
file a complaint about a violation on the part of a verified server
I can get past that
thanks
UK is gonna eat timeless up
And their ultra pro-hard borders?
no
what the hell man
If they had their way they'd shoot anything that comes near the UK down
all I would need to do is make the usa ban shipping that item to the uk
easier option
We can buy from Deutschland
buy companies from deutschland
still cant believe its actually called Deutschland
make them sub of usa companies
There's laws against that
nah
tesco tried to get established and they got ran out
just dont ship certain chemicals into that country
Clinging on in some areas
the real treaty fell when safeway collapsed in the UK and became morrisons
Polska
Didn't it die out in poland
or more
I will ban it from the uk
We can always just rely on AstraZeneca
You know people have tried to bring invasive bugs over here before
invasive bugs are different than gmo bugs
Then we can just modify our birds to grow bigger and eat the spiders
Hell it already happened with Chickens
you say that but I am pretty sure most gmo places that do gene splice, dna cloning, and stuff are over here
could be wrong
but ya
Interestingly
this is overly convoluted
good
dont even need to do anything
Cute thing
huntsman already over there
what an awesome mantis
can change that
Your lovely huntsmen would only be able to grow to a fraction of their Australian size
Not without introducing a prey for them to feed on
I will make eu become aussie
true
Would be a lot easier
Part 2
we already have them
so are we .... but ya
I can manage it
AND STAY DOWN
well drat

Is there a special role for people that own servers or?
Floofers
I love them
that reminds me of wolves
tbh
they were all over na
until....
ya
federal extermination program
Apparently the Lynx's would also trim down the Fox populations
Reducing their attacks on our farmstock
very limited
Yes, <@&472419831262740510>.
You can get instructions for obtaining it by using !hostrole in the console of any verified server.
Im using terabit so just paste it in the server console?
Yep, !hostrole in the server console
hum i got an error
[2024-05-09 11:22:00.859 +00:00] >>> !hostrole
[2024-05-09 11:22:01.263 +00:00] Sending command to central servers...
[2024-05-09 11:22:01.287 +00:00] Could not execute the central server command "hostrole" - (LOCAL EXCEPTION) Error Unauthorized.
Access denied
Is your server "verified" (On the server list)
In that case I would wait a bit and try again, or you can send an email to server.verification@scpslgame.com from your servers contact email with your discord user id and request the role that way.
sent*
ty
!rep @idle shard
You need to wait 2 hours, 34 minutes, 48 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Mf you got my hopes up
Until I clicked what you responded to

yeah, just copped it
there's a lot more radiation than I remembered
Daily Spongdal
"ayo which ones the quest giver"
I still don't get the spongdal hype
If this message gets 10 stars im putting random mlp character to my pfp
@ruby cliff
what's the lore
saw a sign to it one time and thought it was funny
Still funny and random to this days
Its getting more‼️🗣🔥
Bitch in the middle
Assuming you are in The Thorn
We've got 6 now, 4 more to go then im adding random mlp character to pfp
Its 7
Eight
9 
You need to wait 52 minutes, 5 seconds until you can give reputation again!
tragic even
gg
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
!rep @errant hollow
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Your days were counted the moment you posted that bet
The moment i posted that bet, i never thought it would go so fast to 10
12
2 fucking mods agreed with that shit im so done bro
@gilded timber regrading you assisting the Terabit user above, autohosters don't have access to central server commands, such as !hostrole so they will need to request it manually
14
Ancient, old redline member agreeing on it makes me actually shiver shit cuz i know what happened last time i had mlp pfp shit
@ruby cliff you know exactly what happened
hi
Heya
oh right he exists here too
hi
:3
How do you equip armor or does it automatically equip?
Wym
When u pick armor it just automatically equips
Alright thanks
@fallow kite :)
You are still saved in my memory as a person with an mlp pfp
Ryan gosling
!rep @idle shard
You have just given @idle shard a reputation point!
This is for you courier
I remember you
And you
So perfectly
And those moments of me getting absolutely dogshitted and getting called brony for just pfp
Vision hamon was one who hated me the most
Im that guy in that one suit
I almost still remember all the redline
Im that one dude that gets called gay for no reason
@ruby cliff
Can confirm
I was getting called "retarded brony"
Tino "furry guy"
Im sure if they see "Noxplis joined redline" message again they wohld probably shit on me again and try to get me banned
I also had the BEST events on redline
Truest true
What did you do again?
I was most retarded, dumbest, exhausting person
And never listened to anyone
After 3 bans i got perma banned
What are you all doing to get banned off all these servers lol
I was a really "bad" person
I remember you
I have never been banned from any sl server
Wait, i got a question
I got banned from Bakos outpost once
🤑
If i were to make a video about getting away with breaking minor offence rules ... would that be against any rules?
Like tk, and spawncamping. Maybe blaming others 
I only got perma on memescp which i cannot appeal (and no wonder even tho its been a whole year) and bakos outpost but tino is going to unban me
Bako banned me because "i dont like you"
Well, thats what server owners can do ig
Sounds like a question for marketing, Not 100% sure and I don't want to mislead you
gay femboy
Thought so. Just wanted to make sure.
How you doing btw
Been seing you here
Tino is unbanning me anyway
I never deserved that ban lmfao
only if one thing happens
Lmao
Seems like its a wip
brb gonna bribe shirosaka
What server you hosting
hm
wrong server
that's the name of this server now
i took it over
and removed the old owner
Byt
well valentine did
Other server youbhad
You speak with him,
for that server i got this role
why
Do you
hm
not really
It is but im sure its unban after all these paragraphs i have wroten to takail
only his friends can send him a message
So he unfriended you aswell?
Any common servers?
I think he deactivated his account
nope he didn't
How do you know
because recently safety wanted to play with me and he was there in the vc for 3 seconds
safety told me he left because he doesn't want anything to do with the sl community
Safety, another memory unlocked
When he actually thought i had severe mental illness
How can a developer write a question?
he told me he wants to move on to a better community
With a keyboard,
Crab game
What kinda question
non existent community
Real life community
Cant tell me its better than anything
you need internet as well
wasn't it 4 letters
Server, keyboard, members and knowledge to type
Is there any way to change the music in the game files? Since the menu update, I have been waiting for the return of the old legendary music, but Hubert is clearly not going to return it by adding different shit
It was possible but removed
Cuz ppl used them as cheats
You know, you can change the main meny theme
The classic one is among them
Yes, but there is no song from the old menu
There is actually
There is?
кто русский?
Who is Russian?
Somebody
Aha, that one. I mean...Just wait until decom~
I can change the names of anything in the game, but I can't find music like in other games through the file
You Sigma 
You cant change them either cuz as i heard NW game dev they consider it as cheating therefore u might get banned
hubert sigma
I have a soundboard if hubert voicelines
I remember starting scp with 9 hours on record now its 851
Including skibidy toilet
NW developers cannot return the old theme for 5 years, but they can issue a ban if the player does it himself. Funny 
Skibidi toilet 74 release
U have old music theme in game bruh
Crazy
Idk if u just looked at Ui and then like "nah bro im tired"
hello draco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCcb2bfJLBg
OK, find it for me on the menu
Look. As i have a tad more information. Nw is doing a lot of good things. Some people want things, and when they dont get them, they blane the devs for not giving them what the community want.
Id suggest writing a suggestion to them directly
Settings?
HELLO LAZAR
i haven't played over 30 hours of sl in the last 7 months or something
do you want to make transaltiton?
its ME
I KNWL YOU
i have an idea for you
So I'm not saying that the developer is a lazy fucker. He just doesn't see the requests of all people.
Hell yeah
and if you get accepted you have Norwegian ready to go so you dont need to translate for 3 days and you just copy paste it into the game
this legendary music from the old menu is not in the game)
Come with me
draco becoming translator
Just lemme know where o can apply and i will
let's go
no no I meant you do it now like now now
Finaly getting my name somewhere 
so you have it ready
Oh
Draco might end up in NW
Alright
I can show you how
he already is
Id appreciate it, so i know all the words i need to translate
Want to VC in one of these?
My name was known first for being most retarded person now it's known for being only person in sfp sl to use sfm for animating scp bruh
Sadly cant vc lmao
as in you can't speak?
since I can still show you in a live stream
or we can just do it later i suppose
yeah I think you should wait
why does this matteR?
Lmao, yeah
you wont follow me step by step you'll just know what to do
If you want, we could try
no I will let you enjoy boat
Nono
or whatever you're on
ok then
So we recreating that one sub incident?
I have the same weather outside my window
There is no such music in the settings
@boreal ferry Happy birthday!!! (^ω^\ ) have an amazing day and take care of yourself
thanks
He had a vision
Wear a maid outfit
At this point i rather have mlp pfp, thanks
Makes me remind R6 public executions

Nuh uh
get to it
unless you aren’t a man of your word
Wait im outside
uh huh likely excuse
No way
you’re an sl player
I need to download pack into sfm also
Sl player outside
A pic of yourself?
But still
The nw skirt is crazy
That’s what Mikel wears to work
Someone really put time and effort unfortunately
I WANT IT
i shant be leaving any time soon
nidle
I've been here since 2023.
it says safe level 5 therefore you are new
why dont people get this
Hm i gotta make a design for the Surface Zone on my map...
what 💀
maybe people choose not to speak
BRO SCP 956 FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE UNDER 12 YEARS OLD
also
u are low level therefore u r new
blows u up with my serverhost powers
?
nvm im stupid
Rework when :3
blows up with my having a life powers
blows you up with my level 30 serverhost powers
never
u don’t have life :>
Il make it myself


