#game-update
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ALSO
any bets on if you can softlock the boss with burn 
But you cant come out of car right into the 25% phase as it would invalidate the orb phase lol
is the game on ?
they never actually patched the burn bug at moons they just made them immune to it
and now i need someone i dont remember who, to fill out my apology form
so it stands that it probably exists at mokh, and judge of yama too
that was me, the posted rates are cap as fuck
atleast for the first two weeks
it'll just never happen at judge as it dies before you can kill it
On god
magek
Something like a 1/29 for any unique including pet from 9+ cumulatively? Nonsense bruh I have like 210 deep delves with nothing
Facts lol
Needs a checkbox for "I made some shit up"
The 1/29 is the chance from going from 1 to 9, then it's 1/180 for every wave afterwards
unless I can check bad at the game as a mid-high c tier pvmer, im not signing this
It’s 115 hours on rate for the treads. Jagex what the fuck were you thinking
Still quite dry if you do the math with my total delves vs deep delves
why they keep us hanging like this
Probably thinking they want them to be rare and retain value
I want compensation for wasted crab kc
new day same shit
its back
cap
capp
actually?
back to tiktok
ugly boi cap
Rip
BALD
Fluffy
@uncut pike died to a goblin
@ancient ember Please forward what I said to the team, revert the undocumented grub change 
mokh should just kill grubs it runs into ngl
This one messed me up a few times
His transition into racecar mode where it shakes the whole cavern should just kill all the grubs. Also maybe force rocks to spawn on any remaining grubs would be cool
And smush them
update time? anyone know/
Never OSRS is cancelled
That would be cool lol
ive heard that acid stops rocks spawning on tiles
i think thats dumb!
12hrs
really?
Yes! Very intuitive. You basically have to preset rocks or it's just impossible at like 12+
Nonlol
fml was scrolled down a little on the jagex launcher and faked myself out cuz i thought the blue banner was gone
Still waiting for that steel rank
ask harder
wait so its down 12hrs confirmed?
no
no fugly
he was trolling
up to 16 hours now. confirmed in gnomonkeys chat
dang
lmaoooo, discord is the worst place to ask about game updates.
people gonna feed you absolute shit
idc that the game is down
why so mean to everyone
If only there was some sort of forum
You got yoda ears? irl
nah i wish, i could hear better would be great
Hey I’m having trouble logging in, is anyone else having issues? Haven’t seen anyone talking about it so just curious
idk why all ur message history is calling everyone noobs when you bought your cape 
Passed this on as well 🙏🏻
AI has crashed servers mate
Is that yodas mugshot?@lone remnant
Same, just joined Discord to ask as well
Bro is crying lmfao
how long untill game update ?
unknown
theyre now fixing an issue
@ancient ember any update on name transfers? I want my mains name on my pure but dont want to lose it
goblin infestation, all servers needed to be wiped
this is all we know https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/game-status-information-centre?oldschool=1
we know its at least 16 hours
Thanks!
18 hours now
Just roll the server back and try again tomorrow pls
ye ye roll servers back
Pls no, ive been grinding void
🙁

its for vorkath
Better be elite void
lets just say i dont have the stats for the diary 😄
idk, lets ask @muted chasm hes my goat
thats a grind you should start then
dudes chat history is gold
i need 3 thieving levels, i cant.. its too boring
and the chompy thing..
better than you champ
Whats the issue with the update?
Imagine xp wasting and doing anything besides playing osrs in 2025
what hp do healers spawn at zuk, i think i forgot can you let me know
18hrs downtime
Holy
thats not what the post said!
@muted chasm pssst its 240
Hey grok what hp do healers spawn at during Zuk
shit
240 hp
You looked it up there's no way you could've known that
the neverending goalpost moving
delete that neffew youre giving him the answers to the test
Yeah it's a joke
Grok what happens when you have zuk dead but dont stay behind the shield
grok help
Guess its time to try dragonwinds
Go back to thermy lil bro you'll never be a gamer
grok why isnt it meta to camp 7 tiles behind shield and run up 2 tiles to attack just before zuks attack tick so you get hit by fewer healers
grok whyd it take my pet screenshot like this
gurt why my pc ring
still offline?
What is your favourite piece of content that did not have roots in the original runescape but was added into osrs?
grok translate bismillah
luckily i got this one
i like fortis colosseum and gemstone crab
I like killing spiders and no pillar inferno with addy crossbow
grok what is jal nib rek osrs
I really like rev caves
grok who did learn to pvm buy his cape from
this bug felt like a proper punishment to muted players and bots
no way i got my daily 1k steps and we're still down
Pink clay
those are rookie numbers!
how big was the glitch anyone know?
Its funny seeing people like" could we close down the game, but leave gem crab open" 
Bro you still crying and it has been 20 minutes? I'm counting 😉
literally couldnt attack until you chat
tbow dupping kind of big
Big enough to take the servers offline for close to an hour now
K I've touched enough grass today when can i play?
Well, i guess its time to shower, now that im xp wasting i can smell my.. smell 😄
keep going @muted chasm im close
Now go wash your hands
nevermind, i guess we're all just as clueless
Hey everyone he's transphobic!!!!!
L2PK
time for a report i think, this guy is a big yikes
Withdrawals from OSRS today are we lol
So?
you couldnt have figured that out from how he was posting?
bought cape? 
angry? 
homophobic? 
what a legend
here we go again
tbh i was just waiting for him to say something dumb
do u have any idea where this ended up
each to their own dont have to agree or accept everyone 🤷♂️
Sounds like every 416 tobber i've ever raided with
Not applicable. TL;DR your trash statement bro.
Any news on update or we still in the dark?
darkness
Balls :/
if the majority are against you maybe you should look into yourself and see your mistake =/
im working right now 😦
nthx
Start at the beginning
oh ok
i want to hear it all
dont feed the troll my guy
i reported him
brother its 8am i should atleast be 200-250 duke in by now what are we doing gang
Makes him the new allocated troll 🥲
@muted chasm Let's keep it appropriate please.
im so tired but I want to learn doom delve boy
i just want to know @muted chasm . what hp does healers spawn at zuk?
no yuore def stil lthe troll
how long has the update been going on lads? i've opnly just hopped on
i forgot and I just really need to know
too long
if this wasnt a joke u would be my best friend 😭
update already one hour 15 to go
::wiki healer zuk phase osrs
16h
Kekw this isnt osrs bro. This is discord l0l
Maybe you need to read the whole conversation of the fire starters. Lmao
is this still the case @sullen parrot
cheers lads
idk it says "Old School RuneScape" i dont see osrs or discord anywhere
Clearly didnt start this but ye 🥲
My guy 🙂
Youre begging for a ban
@toxic hollow discord told me to say hi so Hi
you need to buy 3 more capes so your account doesnt look like it was serviced anymore
Hi!

when can we expect it to be back ?
Indeed! OSRS is down!
24hrs
unknown
Well it will definately be back at some point, it's not down forever!
Grow up you've sent more insults than thyself for the past 30 minutes 🥲 This is so heartaching!
enough of ts pot nightreign
their

brother reacting to his own messages
Every time i am dry i pray to mod Ash
Yessir
There are insults, which are yours and intellectual jabs 🙂
pissing thyself
he rage baited everyone
Any femboys
success in my eyes
no BUT, worship
Bro is heated hahahaha
@sullen parrot what’s the nature of the issue
you cant attack anything until you type in chat
No idea O.o
damn he boomed me
lmao you pinged a chat moderator not a jagex moderator
the team rn
i just wanna login and kill the honda civic
im missing out on mahogany homes rn
my ehb is suffering i can't provide for my village of venezuelan children
i wonder what kind of films my goat is watching
Wow RS3 has more active players than 07!
I'll think about this all day
Do we have any idea how long its gonna be down? im mid fight caves and there is a mager waiting to spec me out haha
mid fight cave brother u are dead
Which one of you nerds uses placeholders in the seed vault
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/game-status-information-centre?oldschool=1 itll be on here as soon as theres an eta
15 more hours
be patient
oh oops didnt see the other repl
y
Wonder how something like that gets missed though, like surely one of the things to test before updating is if you can ya know …. Play the game
Lets boot up old RS3, see whats up
New settled series dropping soon
I tried that, got a full inventory of MTX, and logged out
We still down?
time to collect on anachronia
the jmods are actually holding the game hostage cuz the owners put in eoc
Im down if your down
How do you fumble more then a tumble weed
no its my down, you cant have it
I second this notion
guys we gonna hotfix the boss
I'm two days into starting playing this game and I'm hit with this. 🫠🫡
SHI we broke the game again
Better get used to it
Welcome to OSRS, I hope you enjoy your stay!
the only update they dropped today that can justify this downtime is the geomancy one
(this is not actually that normal)
Welcome to Wednesday
Thank you, I'm really enjoying it this time around.
any changes to the decades worth of spaghetti code that is runescape justifies downtime
when is the game up brOs
Wonderful, Steam on Tuesdays and this on Wednesdays. What else can we add to the week. 💀
tuesday
i heard today
I have 1.4b RS3, 50m OSRS
are you sure?
Any random gamers got an update on when we can play again?
Don't worry, only broke once or twice a month!
lets do runeprofile reviews
nah geomancy all we need
my guess is 6 hours
nevermind they hate links and freedom
i told u its 16 hours no one listens
On the day I have the most mind numbing task at work
Seems on par with any other MMO I play, at least I'm not suffering from FOMO. 🤣
@sullen parrot thoughts on allowing runeprofile links? is the successor to collectionlog . net
bond wasted
think he's a bit busy right now, bro 😛
Honestly I enjoy both games, been mostly playing OSRS lately because running out of content on RS3
thats not mod ash brother
If you want to there is always RS3
mod ash is jagexash in the server
mb
Maybe I'll have to try it. Seems to be what folks do around here when osrs is down?
ask him too
grok who is ash
mod ash is in old school chat though
Your bond also works on 3, you get member on both games at once
Is there any info on what the ''problem'' is?
Hey @sullen parrot What outfit do you think i should wear today?
what 😄 you can train on dummies in the GE
tbf chat mod ash seems to be busy playing wow based on your screenshot
Sit in your pants and eat cookies Wednesday. Now go forth, and play the game...hopefully soon.
Thank you for the guidance oh great one!

wow classic got a weekly downtime every tuesday, goes offline for 1-5 hours every week lol
why did my dad leave
My dumbass brain reading that as shit in your pants
my brain keeps reading that as shit, not sit
grok why did his dad leave
Plot twist, he never left. it was actually you who walked out on him

When's the game live again?
When it stops being dead
3-5 working days
when you are able to boot up the game and play
We need a lifesize Mod Ash cardboard cutout in the merch store
the 6 hours that was memed earlier bout to be correct at this pace
grok was his dad right when he left
Was literally coming back to the game after a year off and the second I come back to resub I get the good ol' server down due to spaghetti code
Feels like home
welcome back
servers actually never came back up since you left
wheres the update on the update
been down the whole time
Got bored of the game after 200 colo but then I saw doom and avernics and less switches
or can we
how long is this gonna take im bored af
This is my favourite place to hang out when the server is down, very amusing
What’s up everyone
can learn to pvm come back
Not the server
our in house entertainment
its back
wow i capped locked it so it deleted my msg
my dad is back
do you guys think they will rollback the update or continue throwing spaghetti in the pot for hours
runescape 3 is online
i like turtles
yeah i bought my next anachronia upgrade then logged back out
Get rekked, the OG reply was the only true one 👌
Im kinda down to play RS3 again ngl, seems like it could be interesting
so is roblox but you dont hear us talking about that
what do i do now
I feel this spiritually I woke up and drank coffee to finish killing zil and now I’m awake with no game 😭😭🐦⬛⚡️
Any eta on the slayer changes update?
RAW
nope
new amascut update seems fun
"summer" sweepup so presumably this month
Spaget
feels more like a battery overload
I'm on my level 18 iron standing infront of a 100+ monster. Instant death
just lemme chop redwoods i dont need to fucking hit things
Hit me
please
Halberds can now do damage to Vespula when flying. huh
Lmaooo noooo I fear zil may show me true divine feminine power while log in 😭
its back!!!
If I see someone halberding vesp its ty4r
Imagine a fat rollback incoming. Not gonna lie id be content
my erections that is
Back to Lumbridge with us all
Good morning , without me reading all these comments, do we have an eta on the game working
they need to make that bannable in WDR or something
lmao
oh shit guys
I’ll buy ya. A beer when we get there 😂😂😂⚡️🐦⬛
i fell for it 😭
Damn F2P Worlds getting turned into Members worlds, rip F2P lads
slay the spire is up!
so is balatro!
was talking about the servers in WoW
I'll meet you in the sheared ram
Morning, no mate, no update
Thanks pal
if my iron goes from 66 to 65 farming im gonna be fuming
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/game-status-information-centre?oldschool=1 check here for updates
its 1pm dude
Ty
all i know is i went to doom after update, very weird shit happened to me down there and insta 9 minute timer
nans in the cage
Game
@hollow seal i used to stake against this guy lol
you on that gamer schedule huh?
Now would be a good time to tell all of you i got 3 boots at the delve in 1500 delves
thats all
"what is timezones"

so what broke 
My heart
I was in the middle of a quest
same only no boots and 3 pets....
All i want is pet
now i can grind 9+ for 1/250
i can sell you a few
how
I was smashing moons
Probably dead
I wonder when they make the decision to roll it back and skip the update this week, giving them the time to fix it properly.
hope not, they can take all the time they need today 🙂
how did you post this
dude seeing all these posts about the gem crab just makes me realize how out of touch i am with the larger community
took it earlier today when we were crying about drop rates
i mean in here, lmao it wont let me post mine
reddit is not "the larger community" either
you need a higher rank
ah
theyre pretty representative of the avg player id say
gib serber back 🙁
i got mine just by waiting and hanging out i guess
average cave skull wojack maybe
I maxed melee stats in NMZ, crab is worthless to me now. Ranged and magic are being trained via Slayer which is a better use of materials
sweet
I miss my lil nid, please let me in 😭
tears log
game up yet?
nope
1500 kc and a delve 8 nnow but ye 😄
i got spooned af
Everyones always asking "Is the game up yet" never "is the game feeling okay today"
maybe servers need a day off
games going to come up in an hour and 15 minutes, when I have my L10 meeting for my work
calling it now
there is a ton of players that don't engage with the community outside of the actual game. Popular opinions on reddit have on multiple occasions been shown to not be representative of the wider playerbase. And luckily Jagex is aware of this.
wow one letter off and you coulda been banned lol
I got one of those too in my poh
That's not gonna happen
yeah redditors overall have shit opinions on most things related to the game, im just referring more to how they play the game
vocal minorities are so awful.
Guys, does anyone here own a GLC post 2020?
Have you heard of odablockscape?
i heard you died from 2 shots to the back of the head
2147m for inventory anyone?
!rank
mrkraven_06, that command is disabled in this channel.
@dire mango Next time you try to get in between me and the master farmer it's on buddy
Ill knock ur hed off

framing this to put on the fridge @hard axle @rare grotto
I know that hurt 😂😂👺
i will have your hands sliced off
THEFT
but i need the farmers seed
I h8chu
plae
How long will the downtime last for?
N ice one guys im off ❤️
heres the thing, redditors are stupid when it comes to what should be or should come into the game right. but the average skill level of redditors is about the same as the average player of osrs
I love that you knew what it was called 😂😂😂👺
and omw to doom i saw hella people at crab, i really am out of touch
I spent many days there in 2005
Literally me at my pc right now 😂
Lmaooo MAM that is called alcoholism 😂🐦⬛🐦⬛
his beard looks like the nastiest cotton candy ive ever seen
gutter water and gravel flavor
Times were hard for me as a 9 year old
9? i quit by then
was to hard on my liver
Its the soy, he gets more beard per beard (half of it is cancer cells)
ahhh good to know tyvm
Sorry, I was a late bloomer
my parents hate me
Jeeeez pest control and parents had you really effed up huh? 😂😂😂 maybe I should buy you a nice helmet or something instead lmfaooo
If you sleep you might miss it. 🫡
1 more hour of downtime... LET'S GOO!!!!!!
Uh oh one hour
surprised thats not a reaction in the server lol
I have time to get my yearly shower in
so 1 hour starting now?
2:40 BST, hopefully sooner https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/game-status-information-centre?oldschool=1
Jagex make great content but their devs have to be the worst at releasing the content and updates man
Do we realize other mmos regularly have like 4-8 hour downtimes lmao
thats not my mmo
not my mmo not my problem
yeah im big chilling unironically, ive been mentally lost after finishing doom

i mean yeah
imagine busting it to fix stuff and people just assume you are sitting around
no i meant for myself

White knight of jagex over here
'imagine busting it'
the lob the jam
dont have to imagine buddy
i can't believe they would bust in a time like this
servers are down and their out there bustin
I don't gotta imagine it, i have been bustin it since servers went down
in my experience, busting doesnt fix things
that's up for debate
its probably fixed a marriage or two
its probably broken more tho
wow new update was 7 am to 6pm est
waaaaay more
yes but shhh
Thats why we got all the wow players now
Fart
they also tired of long down time and poop carrots
nah they only do maintence like once a patch which doesnt happen for months
when downtimes like this happen, i like to think about sailing and then im more mad
GAGEKKKKK
yeah true wows have become shorter. but its still 2-4 hours regularly
We’re still down?
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/game-status-information-centre?oldschool=1 back up by 2:40 BST likely
So vague, I’d like to know what the issue is
its only been posted 20-30 times I think
is there justice?
need exp!
"moutan" i love it lmao
CAN SOMEONER IEXPLASIN TO ME WHY I CANT PPALY MY FIVIOEO GAME THAT I PAY MOTNTHLY FOR JAGEX PLASE W HAT IS GOIBNGO ON1`?
Someone I know wrote this masterpiece of literary work in another discord
someone check him pc
you either need to un-know that person or they have a bad sense of humor
truly on par with his friend, i know
that guy and @muted chasm would be like

$13.99 per month = $0,47 per Day = $0,02 per Hour x 2 Hours = $0,04 compensation owed so far
I thought it was pretty hilarious idk
Very ironic to be clear
dont worry i also found it funny
Not actually being serious
They are all Mod Ash
i mean that shit happens every time nothing new
Thank you. I was trying to make it a time piece for how people generally react in these instances
This was their next message after I laughed at it and complimented it
oh shit 3 people working on the bug now instead of 2
Game is dead smh
if yall need an hour to kill internet historians new video was pretty good
Come on ice spent 6hours doing mm2... Finally got through kruks dungeon then mem ran out GgD hours at the blimey airship portion now I only have glough left it's infuriating I need that big boy ballista on my voider! 🙂
Shit post gifs
what's everyone watching lately? lmao
rocking back and forth in the fetal position need xp drops badly
The fudging client error loading screen
Been watching ligma 🤯
Cartoons 🥹
Girl you're so pretty 😭 I'm jelly
what kinda cartoons? 👀
stop i love u
I'm watching anime
I did see someone in my clan joking about logging into RS3
Ditto can look like anyone though, no need to be jelly
Omgggggg 🥺
Been meaning to watch s2 sakamoto days good reminder
@chrome lantern you'll get banned for conspiracy like that brother
Been watching this screen that says: Error connecting to server. Please try again using a different world. [Try again]
you know downtime is too long when the egirls are typing
omg it'll be back in an hour y'all !!!
Hey now I'm a retired egirl thank you very much
Kill them with fire before they lay eggs
I can't tell you there 😅
I need to Crab
Crab battle
too late planning to lay my next set of eggs in ur belly button
Gross
Sameeeeeee
oh lord. the kettle (tass) calling the teapot (good players) black
define good players
Man if the bug was actually “you can’t attack until you type” I’m soooo curious what layer of the spaghetti dinner they overturned to cause that

What an absolutely wild bug
It happened to me. Blew my mind when I figured it out lol
wow had a rock where whenever they removed it the servers wouldnt turn on
What was changed to cause it lol
The solution to spaghetti code
Is more pasta sauce
was gonna make a joke about the egirl then i realized shes more literate than the average rs player
Imma take that as a compliment 🙂
came in and read that the game would be back in an hour oinstead of asking anout it
thank god my wife doesnt play osrs
I just saw her twitter I’ll be back in 20 mins
"be social or you can't do damage"
wait make the joke pls
its back in an hr!
... thats what the joke turned into sorry
too lazy to think of somethign else
LMAOO well i guess im not beating the illiterate allegations
Fix your game
calm down bashar
Fix your attitude lil bro
people who use lil bro dont have a father figure in their life change my mind
You are correct
literally what theyve been trying to do for the last while?
Relax girls
Question - does 2nd chalky hit also create holy water?
conversely, people who use girls as an insult dont have a mother figure in their life
yes, holy water now works even for the extra damage
No I mean the 2nd not 3-4
brother ive been married 5 years, think im ok to say just the word egirls
oh shit not at you lol, at JJ
I believe it used to be that only the first hit for holy water not 2,3,,4
egirls are a fact of the internet, nothing wrong with the word imo
Now they added 3,4 but did they add 2 too?
truth
im assuming yes cause the bonus hitsplat also spawns holy water
now
Did y’all see the petition they are doing online to change egirls into iladies
We can only hope this chat bug is the firsr evidence of a rigorous anti bot captcha system
Really wnna assume? XD
good point lmao
Time to touch grass everybody!
At least the game is down on the day I’m taking a flight
i just got back from touching grass , still no osrs live?!?!!?!?!!
On a bus to airport rn
Nope
What happened to the game?
EOC
They broke delve boss with update
no
they broke game with update
Lost xp
still not up
since 7/31 without take a shower, this update is not a bad idea lol
I agre
Man. I just actually touched grass, I cut my grass thinking 'God I've been away from my laptop for 2 and a half hours now it'll be back on after I'm done' Rip. I got no more grass to cut
Osrs back online Timing
I went to the gym today after 18 days
cut your neighbor's
Tel me
cut mine?
8 minutes until the next delay
The discord server is online
hey, guys. Is there where we whine about the game being down?
i thought it was just my connection!
Best place to whine is in public chat in game at the ge
hey guys! lets try and get this conversation back on game update discussion 🙂
I would like to formally complain about grubs being unintentionally changed yet again
Im excited to try out the crab
sit

let me in
I hope the new big grub is really fat and juicy and has a leaky explosion animation when you kill it
that "(Hopefully Sooner)" really gets you off, huh?
rip me bond
🍆
hopefully sooner but realistically later
I'm just glad they pause our subscriptions during these downtimes :)
Bruhh is there still no update i feel like a vampire when the curtains get drawn without it 😭😭😭😭
2m to go?
massive blunder tonight 😄
US West Coast players reading this thread when they wake up to a functional game
in brazil, game is on
Can someone explain the vale totem update or issue that was occuring? I didnt notice any problems but could be lack of attention
Jagex launcher aint letting me in!!!
yeh, RL direct working
Why was the game set offline?
Alt f4 will do the job fine
Anyone knows what happened?
tbow dupe
Had to do it like 5 times for it to finally work
Got your back homie
finally
Is it up yet
Its down again for an hour
ayyoooo
games back up on jagex launcher too
We on
Mobile is on
Yewwwwww
cuando termina la actualización :*(
we ooon
ngl, pretty impressed that they did it in 59 minutes, when they estimated an hour
Naah naah its off
see you next week fellas
Dont listen to them
ya volvio el juego yayajuuuuu
broo i lost so much exp

I just logged in on mobile not sure about runelite though
runelite back up for me
We are so back
thank you
Is the collection log never getting fixed? reziability didnt last long
Now I can get back to not playing the game at crabs!
there is an in-game setting you have to re-enable
OMG thank you
https://discordapp.com/channels/324132423636090880/693170141071933471 - Game is online, please keep this chat to the latest game updates. Much love.

np, seems its being reset every update cause mine is off again despite changing it last week
i thought its been this way since varlamore p3, didnt know they had this setting
Can we bring back the Conquest minigame into osrs? What do you peeps think?
Doom acting all flickery since game game back online
add it to the pile of dead minigames, sure
i adored playing it
people just dont do minigames anymore unfortunately
once the tangible benefit of it has been achieved its dead
the Rs3 minigame spotlight thing would be a good idea
it rotates every week and there is a universal shop i think
Yeah please no
I don't think Conquest would be that dead actually since it's a 1v1 minigame and it just rewards pest control points, so I could see people doing it in place of regular pest control
Wiki links found:
https://runescape.wiki/w/Thaler
although they'd probably have to add some new rewards
or at least, make the mineral and seed packs not garbage
Update is over?
Doom bugged, grubds dont despawn
known issue
Petition to bring back conquest!
Honestly even a non-reward unit management strategy game (I don’t know what the term is) would be a lot of fun
One quest segment in RS3 has a player-vs-computer Conquest game and I’d like to play it for real
There was also this minigame where you controlled clusters of goblins or something like that, which was 1 unit
that was also fun
I am here to cry slayer updates didn’t hit
How big is the big shockwave
mobilising armies probably
which was actually removed in 2018
ive 2200 slay points is it worth to spend them to get an hydra task?
what kind of question is that even
if you want a hydra task then go get a hydra task
wish it was that simple
it is that simple, just being made more complicated
Update: Ranged is 1t able, but Magic is not 😭
I think autocast broke again
Well if konar doesnt give a hydra task before running out of points 😛
Update: It all works now 😭
djusted the reclaim cost and PvP drop of the Arkan Blade from 75,000 to 250,000 GP to more accurately account for its power. Isnt that abit silly for a d scim?

Nah, for a disposable baby voidwaker, this thing being 250k is still incredibly good
a little secret for you, just because you dont wanna do a task, doesnt mean you have to cancel it
hope that helps
Turael method wins again
Chonk
a true 5x5 or is it like goarding pots where its 10x10 but really closer to 7x7
😬
Hi
we afk for another week!
I'm genuinely surprised at the drop rates scaling lol
It really felt like the logs from specifically deep delvers did not reflect that
No, but 0t melee punish without a delay in an autoattack, combined with b6b attacks = the 7th attack lines up with the 6th attack
is ass

😭
i'm crying
the political implications...
Yikes
yea i know what i said, minorities or minor amount of a group who are loud and try to control the narrative of what the majority think. if you want to link that to minorities or tie it to race then go ahead , but im saying the 1% who are loud to try an get changes that suite them, mainly because the majority doesnt ever speak up. this basically sums up reddit when they are asking for changes to the game.
chonky
ty for fixing UK worlds
just a bit of rubberbanding but no packet loss
Hawly
is holy water punish supposed to not work at all after 9
Are mods aware that grubs no longer have a despawn timer?
Yeah so it was on the hotfix list and is now magically gone
Pretty crazy
did they already fix it? 😮
someone suggested that they should make the rocks fall on all grubs when he phases and kill them. no idea why they even remain after it phases.
ya good suggestion, will also fix the rock rng issue
nah while they looking at it, they can make it better.
if they all die when he phases the boss is better overall
they can just make them all die lol
They could do that yes
no delay punish is great but then getting unprayable damage is not fun
🙂
and it maxes everytime it happens ong
fr, and always i try to flick and just end up taking 2 50+ hits
guess i just have to sit and wait before i punish
Orange hat got a POH Slot before Pirate hook
i really hope the grubs not despawning isnt intentional
at least they're moving in the right direction
they just need a little more going on to check to make sure that too many things cant overlap in potentially impossible ways
like the melee phase thing
im kinda glad this is happening on this boss because its probably going to leave a lasting impression
they usually dont do such a great job of not allowing super weird timings to happen with their bosses but it happens so infrequently they don't have to care
but now its just all over this boss if you mess with anything lol
this is what happens when you introduce awakened vardorvis randomness and then scale the bosses attack speed and then try to introduce % health phasing as well.
Even vard has % scaling mechanics, he just doesnt start blasting you like hes enraged the entire time lol.
The randomness an reactionary gameplay is good, but it can be done every 2 ticks......
They literally had it on the hotfix list
And removed it
Also whoever wrote in the change "Reduced the chance of back-to-back rock-throw attacks." is insane. I just got 4 back to back melee punishes on delve 8
rather deal with that, then 4 b2b boulder tosses lol
oh really
Yeah
didnt know that
So I'm doing 4 back to back boulders + melee punish in delve 15 acid plus giant grub
fat grubs are real?!?! 🗣️
holy thats so nice
Mobile not working?
When Doom goes into charge phase - since update usually but not always nulls projectiles from boulders- feels unintended and is inconsistent (I got double boulder where first 3 were nulled and second 3 still hit just now) - known issue?
There are multiple bugs
Are the Doom unique drop rates cumulative or non cumulative?
the drop rates given in the blog are non-cumulative
you have to do the math to get the cumulative rates
yup, on the wiki
cuz it doesnt need it
i just started the game and it’s fun
bones are inflating the value of loot from doom and its insane
not every boss needs to shit out gp/hr
Its really not negative gp/hr
trying to justify that this is fine? inflated by bones.
earth runes are worthles as are fires
teleports I dont know how theyre still holding value

like this is terrible loot
sigh, not even going to waste my breath



