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#general
crude juniper
I don't even know what that means but I've heard that a lot
rugged flame
I don't even know what that means but I've heard that a lot
do your parents ever tell you they are going to bed early with a winky face
lofty mist
What generation are you
crude juniper
96
spring sable
ick. a gen z.
lofty mist
Bad bad
crude juniper
I don't keep up with whats going on
crude juniper
i doubt you're older than me
lofty mist
There we go
spring sable
annie probably has better manners than you.
rugged flame
annie probably has better manners than you.
spring sable
knew it.
lofty mist
spring sable
. . . pav. why is that horse wearing a onesie?
lofty mist
Ive got balls of steel
rugged flame
Ive got balls of steel
are they scratch and sniff
lofty mist
i doubt you're older than me
I am
spring sable
. . .
lofty mist
Damn youngin
lofty mist
are they scratch and sniff
spring sable
rugged flame
whats a goon to a goblin
spring sable
so early 2000s ๐
crystal pike
Do people still use mIRC?
rugged flame
Do people still use mIRC?
people still use sugoneze
spring sable
Do people still use mIRC?
better question is: do people still use myspace
lofty mist
crystal pike
formal jackal
Weeb hour?
spring sable
miia low tier anime girl. saphentite better.
somber wind
Weeb hour? 
rugged flame
miia low tier anime girl. saphentite better.
spring sable
Weeb hour? <:poggies:1173619690812231750>
sorry no weak water starters allowed
somber wind
sorry no weak water starters allowed
Okay Zylphanis
spring sable
grass type only.
somber wind
crystal pike
I used to use SwiftIRC quite a bit
spring sable
i miss the days of myspace
late ledge
@somber wind I wonder if it's still available...
crystal pike
Well, SwiftIRC was an IRC network. And within Swiftswitch (later called Swiftkit) was SwiftIRC
rugged flame
Well, SwiftIRC was an IRC network. And within Swiftswitch (later called Swiftkit...
letting the fbi know your location
crystal pike
I would have SwiftIRC open and MSN Messenger open while playing inefficiently. Those were the days
late ledge
zylph i have replaced you
Bold of you to assume you haven't alreayd been replaced
spring sable
Bold of you to assume you haven't alreayd been replaced
bold of you to assume i dont already replace myself.
rugged flame
bold of you to assume i dont already replace myself.
talking like zylph too
disgust
go get your own personality
crystal pike
Ah the escape character
spring sable
how bout you go leave me alone and eat a cheeseburger.
rugged flame
how bout you go leave me alone and eat a cheeseburger.
spring sable
with extra cheese, tomato and bacon.
better yet. here. have some pineapple pizza. uwu
crystal pike
task failed successfully
hexed oxide
I know that pain. ๐
rugged flame
dam
hexed oxide
How did you type asterisks around a word without it italicizing
I like to escape^2 in my explanations:
\*Word*\.
safe dune
@scenic cobalt @smoky mango @near violet ceiling fan is installed
rugged flame
[4;36m this is terrible
Theres no way your only 25 yrs old.
hexed oxide
Is that the guide that also shows how to use them to scroll lock certain areas of the terminal? 
\033[30;46mHello, World!\033[0m
Sadly, it is not. ๐
spring sable
Just had the most foul tasting granola bar invented
rugged flame
[30;46mHello, World!\033[0m
Whos a complete daddys boy and good. Some people shouldnt be parents. Not to offend anyone.
lofty mist
I dont make enough money
spring sable
None of us do
lofty mist
If i am to have kids I need to make 250k
crude juniper
i wish i could have kids
lofty mist
I am not brining a child into the world as a brokie
rugged flame
None of us do
i do
lofty mist
He does
lofty mist
Yup
spring sable
i wish i could have kids
Theres always adopting
crude juniper
Theres always adopting
Oh I could physically have kids.. possibly I just mean I'm too unstable for them
rugged flame
there there ogkeglord it will be okay tomorrow we will have medium rare steaks and some carmalized onions and mushrooms with mash potatoes
lofty mist
Broke broke brooooooke
crude juniper
I'm also single so not the best idea
lofty mist
Brooooooookie
spring sable
Oh I could physically have kids.. possibly I just mean I'm too unstable for them
Think that statement kinda implys to all of humanity lol
lofty mist
Single as a pringle
crude juniper
Think that statement kinda implys to all of humanity lol
I wouldn't want to mess a kid up
spring sable
All humans are mentally unstable in a variety of degrees
misty parrot
@somber wind smell like wet doggos
lofty mist
Annie is extra unstable
lofty mist
I can smell it
spring sable
I wouldn't want to mess a kid up
You seem like a decent bean.
lofty mist
On em
misty parrot
Annie are you okay
crude juniper
You seem like a decent bean.
I try to be
lofty mist
Annie are you okay
Kek
rugged flame
Annie are you okay
lofty mist
Annie is baaaaaaaad
spring sable
Im always a good bean. Untill someone decides to poke the sleeping bear.
crude juniper
I can smell it
No point trying to hide it
lofty mist
A baaaaaaaad bean
fiery furnace
Idk why but life feels better ever since I started using my gas kettle for coffee
That whistling is so iconic
crude juniper
Idk why but life feels better ever since I started using my gas kettle for coffe...
have you been sniffing the gas too?
lofty mist
Idk why but life feels better ever since I started using my gas kettle for coffe...
Gassssss gas gassssss
spring sable
. . .why would you put coffee. In a kettle.
crude juniper
omg a frog
lofty mist
I wanna step on the gyass
crude juniper
Uncle Grandpa it is
spring sable
Kettles are for tea smh.
fiery furnace
. . .why would you put coffee. In a kettle.
Dont tell anyone but ||coffee is made with water||
spring sable
Imma guess he was not worth the effort?
spring sable
You dodged a bullet then
misty parrot
Wow annie like em baaaadd
fiery furnace
Damn lol
crude juniper
You dodged a bullet then
ye i did, he was a domestic abuser but it took a lot of outside guidance to realise it
rugged flame
its okay they are gunna get married at the jail's chapel in 2028
spring sable
Dont tell anyone but ||coffee is made with water||
So is tea. But coffee goes in a coffe pot. Not kettle.
spring sable
ye i did, he was a domestic abuser but it took a lot of outside guidance to real...
He wouldnt have liked me then.
misty parrot
Ohh damnnn
crude juniper
He wouldnt have liked me then.
he could do with a good injection of metal into his tummy
fiery furnace
So is tea. But coffee goes in a coffe pot. Not kettle.
We call traffic lights robots, do you really think we care what we call our coffee makers 
spring sable
How about tied to 4 horses like the chinese used to do?
fiery furnace
Oh man Iโm going to start calling traffic lights clankers
spring sable
._. 5 wouldnt make sense.
crude juniper
think about it
spring sable
Oh man Iโm going to start calling traffic lights clankers
Your secretly a clanker.
crude juniper
hes dating a girl in gta rp now lol
spring sable
Ick gta.
crude juniper
ye
spring sable
Gta is low tier
crude juniper
single player is great but the online stuff is trash
rugged flame
what was the condition you have? bpd?
crude juniper
ye
spring sable
Eh gta is just bad in its entirety.
crude juniper
I wish they remade the simpsons hit and run
spring sable
Its the eqivulent of south park for the gaming world.
crude juniper
im waiting for a new animal crossing game
spring sable
I wish they remade the simpsons hit and run
They need to make a remaster for soul calibur 3.
crude juniper
never played those games before
spring sable
. . .
spring sable
never played those games before
crude juniper
I played a little bit of that, mainly just to get the items for the switch one
spring sable
I wanna get a switch 2 for pokeipia
spring sable
Think its time for more soda to give myself de diabates
rugged flame
Think its time for more soda to give myself de diabates
its called pop
hexed oxide
It's called 'fizzy drink'.
spring sable
The only thing you give is 1 dollar cheese burgers without the cheese.
hexed oxide
I have a can waiting for me at home.
hexed oxide
I can only describe the flavour as 'blue'.
rugged flame
I have a can waiting for me at home. <:pog:801047823474884689>
its late how are you not home?
spring sable
Pav caught in 4k tryna fly a helicopter upside down
hexed oxide
its late how are you not home?
It's 07:26 and I'm at work.
Thinking of what to train on mobile.
spring sable
It's 07:26 and I'm at work.
Boss called. Said your working a double.
hexed oxide
Our labour laws don't allow that here. 
hexed oxide
Never had any. ๐
rugged flame
It's 07:26 and I'm at work.
yeah thats late
and you dont make much. go home
you dont make as much as you should as a dev*
spring sable
I want mhs 3
rugged flame
Enough to live well, at least.
not compared to other devs
you gotta move on to something that pays you more if you been there longer than 2 years
hexed oxide
Once a day at lunch.
But there are other benefits too.
Would take a lot more money to make me consider changing jobs.
If an employer offered free OSRS membership for up to five characters, however ...
rugged flame
i know a software dev that owrks 42 hours a week making 150k and also has frugal meal plans from top chefs
hexed oxide
I make enough to have fun, eat well, live comfortably, and afford a vehicle. More is nice, but not required. 
rugged flame
if everything was the same or better and gave you more i would be disappointed you didnt take it
hexed oxide
In that case I'd agree.
Unrelated, but has anyone tried GotR on mobile, and does it hurt as much as I'm imagining?
rugged flame
Unrelated, but has anyone tried GotR on mobile, and does it hurt as much as I'm ...
it hurts when ur not on mobile. maybe if you have a tablet but no way jose on a phone
fiery furnace
Down with both, zeah bloods or bust
That's fair
You can use it at the true blood altar methinks
Ngl I did miss BH runs
safe dune
Down with both, zeah bloods or bust
I did souls for 98-98
median lynx
nah this is bait a main w 1.5b bank vork setup
coulda at least gotten the torso and got blood moon legs instead
fiery furnace
I did souls for 98-98
I did some too after I reached 500k bloods
safe dune
No real reason to bring it here
fiery furnace
Good to have some of all them runes
Angery BIS efficiencyscape shenanigans comments
I love how simple opinions often make the channel go into a spiral
Gotta use an umbrella inside now
hexed oxide
I'm not ashamed to admit that I use both stairs.
violet scroll
do ypou think there will be a st.patricks dat event?
fiery furnace
Inhales REE 
hexed oxide
The north has some free logs, useful as an early ironman.
violet scroll
theres always a first!
hexed oxide
do ypou think there will be a st.patricks dat event?
The drunken dwarf is already a random event.
violet scroll
fiery furnace
Could we always just click the BH spot to build one?
Swear we used to have to make it in inventory before
violet scroll
leprechaun chase
fiery furnace
Love it
hexed oxide
Swear we used to have to make it in inventory before
Since last year.
fiery furnace
I see
Haven't done BH runs in like 2 years at least
Don't fly away
Tie yourself down or something
hexed oxide
Talk about being high as a kite.
crude juniper
Talk about being high as a kite.
time to be also
undone sierra
Drugs are bad mmmkay
rugged flame
my back hurts
hexed oxide
time to be also
Stay safe, enjoy.
crude juniper
Stay safe, enjoy.
You too โค๏ธ
rugged flame
dont enjoy it
crude juniper
my back hurts
have some ranarr
crude juniper
stay safe, beware of deez
rugged flame
deez?
crude juniper
Deez nuts
crude juniper
Do not the salad
The only outside I had today was to collect my watermelon electrolytes
rugged flame
the best flavor and fruitr
rugged flame
grape
crude juniper
This is actually pretty accurate
rugged flame
mmm
crude juniper
taste like watermelon just a little sweeter
rugged flame
mmmm im not gunna go run ima lay in the middle of the floor and listen to philosophy
spring sable
Scientists need to hurry up and find a way to make immortality a thing.
crude juniper
You can be immortal if you're a jellyfish
spring sable
But humans aint jelly fish.
crude juniper
You can become one
spring sable
Go back to bed.
spring sable
Doesnt it bother you that one day it will all disappear when you close your eyes one last time
crude juniper
Doesnt it bother you that one day it will all disappear when you close your eyes...
nope, its comforting
hexed oxide
Doesnt it bother you that one day it will all disappear when you close your eyes...
Not if I've lived well.
spring sable
. . .no more music, no more games, no more tv. We dont even know if theres even an afterlife.
hexed oxide
All those concerns will fade away with you.
late ledge
@misty parrot If I'm every transported into a world of hot magical anime girls, I would definitely teach them the technology of firearms 
crude juniper
until its all ai slop
hexed oxide
Live long enough and AI might make something good for once.
crude juniper
if it made a good kotor remake
late ledge
Live long enough and AI might make something good for once.
I hope your NeuraLink gets hacked and you get nothing but Zoopals commercials
crude juniper
id choose immortality for that
hexed oxide
I hope your NeuraLink gets hacked and you get nothing but Zoopals commercials
That's sweet of you, thanks.
spring sable
Nah. You only get the J G wentworth commcerical.
hexed oxide
Give me a NerveGear and let me live in SAO.
spring sable
crude juniper
You're immortal but you have to be married to Mark Zuckerberd
late ledge
Nah. You only get the J G wentworth commcerical.
To be fair, I don't actually know what commercials are like nowadays since I don't watch TV, but I'll take early 2000s commercials back
hexed oxide
You're immortal but you have to be married to Mark Zuckerberd
Guess I'm dead, then.
late ledge
Give me a NerveGear and let me live in SAO.
Kenshi it is, then
spring sable
I just wanna be immortal.
hexed oxide
Until the end of time?
spring sable
Be it magic pill that makes me immortal or vamperisim.
crude juniper
Be it magic pill that makes me immortal or vamperisim.
What happens when humans evolve past you and get to the point where communication is no longer possible?
rugged flame
we're alive but we are not living
rugged flame
hexed oxide
I've ground it into a powder and sniffed it, now what?
rugged flame
this penguin has lived more than most people
crude juniper
I've ground it into a powder and sniffed it, now what?
Bend over and get a vacuum pump
hexed oxide
Bend over and get a vacuum pump
spring sable
That or maybe at least make a machine to reverse aging
Like fully reverse it so you can be 20 again
spring sable
<-<
crude juniper
Be 26 forever
hexed oxide
I like my current age, 20 is definitely too young.
rugged flame
the best has yet to come
crude juniper
I hope so
rugged flame
i wouldnt go backwards only forwards
it will so
just cant give up. keep moving forward
edgy prism
๐คจ
misty parrot
@late ledge you get sent in to zzz
gloomy barn
My duo at toa stole my split and logged off after purple. This was on the mass world and we agreed split. Is there anything i should do?
tranquil crest
edgy prism
My duo at toa stole my split and logged off after purple. This was on the mass w...
Get his irl address
hexed oxide
And then never trust again.
late ledge
<@407173048421056513> you get sent in to zzz
I mean, I have seen the rat's new outfit...
misty parrot
I mean, I have seen the rat's new outfit...
We dont talk about her outfit too reveling
late ledge
We dont talk about her outfit too reveling
I mean, I own it, so...
rugged flame
My duo at toa stole my split and logged off after purple. This was on the mass w...
nothing you can do except know you were blessed
late ledge
...now, I don't have the rat to go with it, but still...
misty parrot
I just got bernis
gloomy barn
eee ahh
misty parrot
edgy prism
Virtual, nothing to be done bro
rugged flame
perhaps I am the one that is blessed for your partner hasn't stolen anything and havent lost a good friend either
gloomy barn
ya got it
edgy prism
You got played like a fool
Just another lesson
Ayo wha
What did my mom do
Shes an amazing woman
edgy prism
โ
gloomy barn
god dont know you lil bro
misty parrot
Whaa
gloomy barn
bunch of burgers
rugged flame
homie lashing out cause he lost his loot lmfao
undone sierra
Huh
rugged flame
patiatur
hexed oxide
It might be time I invest in better ranged gear, I'm earning awful exp atm.
scarlet scarab
o7
scarlet scarab
regal lark
im having leaf water
plucky lantern
regal lark
car
hexed oxide
I have leafless water.
plucky lantern
scarlet scarab
all about that white monster
fiery furnace
You're not cool enough if you don't brush your teeth with it
scarlet scarab
we dont get that one here
hexed oxide
Haven't seen it here either.
scarlet scarab
just the same as everyone else now. Maia can moderate me
fiery furnace
On the bright side it's safer for you to have normal discussions without random people trying to ask random questions about the game
plucky lantern
Itโs below freezing in Florida in March
I want a refund
scarlet scarab
im sure ill still get account requests etc etc ๐
fiery furnace
Surely lol
scarlet scarab
i have barely touched my HC in the last what 2 years other than sailing
ok i lied i also finished smithing and construction in the last year
fiery furnace
ok i lied i also finished smithing and construction in the last year
Mostly skilling for now or have you tapped into slayer and pvm?
scarlet scarab
i have herb and prayer left basically so whatever they need
burnt jasper
shitstorm: The thing that happens in this discord when osrs is down for at least 0.2minutes
fiery furnace
Nice
serene wren
Hello, sorry for asking this here, but if there is a sub-channel for asking questions about discord enquiries? I couldn't find one, so I'll ask here, but if someone would like to point me to the right direction, that would be great... anyways my question is, Who can grant me access to paste an image, in my own game-idea, basically I have a concept that I would like to paste in there... so people have more of an idea what it looks like.
hexed oxide
Chat more, and you'll unlock the ability to send images automatically.
neon yacht
WHERE GAME <:GnomeChildAngy:1260519960929632356>
Achsually we use 
now ty
Get with the times
scarlet scarab
Achsually we use <:scronglyrage:1437387495846318162> now ty
serene wren
Chat more, and you'll unlock the ability to send images automatically.
Chat more, How much? Like, What's the amount of chats I should send or?
neon yacht
<:feelsroqman:588138350389624832>
Still my fave mote
neon yacht
Chat more, How much? Like, What's the amount of chats I should send or?
Shouldn't be a lot more tbh
serene wren
Yeah?
neon yacht
Couple more convos should set you up unless its something super brief
scarlet scarab
you can still use image hosting websites before ebing able to post actual images IIRC. access to posting isnt granted on request but you get it over engaging with the discord over time
neon yacht
you can still use image hosting websites before ebing able to post actual image...
Posting Imgur on a UK game disc too op
serene wren
you can still use image hosting websites before ebing able to post actual image...
What's the best image host website I should use? I tried that once but it got instantly removed l, so.
scarlet scarab
reddit auto uses imgur i think, then epople started complaining about imgur ๐
neon yacht
reddit auto uses imgur i think, then epople started complaining about imgur ๐
You may sit
Tho tbh I still dunno why it got banned there
scarlet scarab
they failed to comply to law & pay fines
neon yacht
they failed to comply to law & pay fines
Oh wild
neon yacht
https://tenor.com/view/your-license-is-suspended-remember-stan-marsh-south-park-...
They'd ban you too
burnt jasper
For using imgur?
neon yacht
After @rancid copper
neon yacht
For using imgur?
From being in Imgur
rancid copper
After <@495160501148319745>
burnt jasper
Dmn, lixi was summoned fast
rancid copper
:3
neon yacht
Dmn, lixi was summoned fast
Whistling does that
neon yacht
<a:kirbypunch:1328476759779315813>
burnt jasper
Ah, I just put out a drink in the hallway. I guess the smell from it travels a lil slower than the sound
hexed oxide
Why is your drink in the hallway and why is it making a sound?
smoky mango
Carbonation go sssssssss
plucky lantern
burnt jasper
There is a lizard in here
scarlet scarab
lizard
plucky lantern
There is a lizard in here
scarlet scarab
serene wren
Weird, I can't paste in general, or my idea, but in other sub-chats I can?
serene wren
Just an image that I have, for my concept.
late ledge
i don't like talking to people
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
plucky lantern
you aren't high enough rank yet i don't believe
Steel
Lvl 10
Grants you the ability to attach files and add reactions
serene wren
So, usually, how high if a rank do I need to be? And how long would it take, hours, days?
Weeks?
Months?
Years?
plucky lantern
thats up to you
serene wren
Oh god
plucky lantern
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
i like robo callers we get makes hanging up easy
late ledge
i like robo callers we get makes hanging up easy
No, no, no. You're supposed to make work fun by trolling them
serene wren
https://discord.com/channels/324132423636090880/324132423636090880/1330548242030...
Oh woah! Thank you!!!!
plucky lantern
No, no, no. You're supposed to make work fun by trolling them
they usually hang up when you "XXXXXXXXXX Police Department this is Holly"
serene wren
Another stupid question, sorry... how do I check what level I am, currently using my mobile.
plucky lantern
Another stupid question, sorry... how do I check what level I am, currently usin...
#botzone and type !rank
serene wren
Ok, level 7...
plucky lantern
almost there just gotta stick around and chat in the discord
plucky lantern
im doing nothing at all
burnt jasper
hexed oxide
So, usually, how high if a rank do I need to be? And how long would it take, hou...
If you're active enough, a few days to a week.
serene wren
https://tenor.com/view/spaulding-tear-down-this-wall-wall-berlin-wall-so-berlin-...
No! I've been working on it for 2 days now
burnt jasper
Then u get paid for more days
serene wren
If you're active enough, a few days to a week.
Yeah, seems about right ๐
serene wren
Then u get paid for more days
Damn, true. Wait till my boss sees that I've knocked down the wall.
His reaction:
burnt jasper
Dont do it urself obviously. Let a raging crowd do it
serene wren
Dont do it urself obviously. Let a raging crowd do it
Its inside a building, basically make a new flat, well, renovation... there was like a massive hole in the wall, 2W x 5L feet
plucky lantern
lets just 3 print houses or something
hexed oxide
Two watt by five litres feet is a big wall.
plucky lantern
its two whales
serene wren
Two watt by five litres feet is a big wall.
Length and Width ๐
hexed oxide
I know. :P
serene wren
Two watt by five litres feet is a big wall.
You never mix water with electric, I've seen enough Pokemon to know.
plucky lantern
he measures in f๐ฆถ
so its
๐ฆถ๐ฆถ๐ฆถ๐ฆถ๐ฆถ
๐ฆถ๐ฆถ๐ฆถ๐ฆถ๐ฆถ
hope this helps @hexed oxide
hexed oxide
๐
plucky lantern
damn Americans using body parts to measure length
serene wren
I'm Welsh ๐
plucky lantern
well now you're americsn for the sake of my joke
serene wren
The imperial army liked feet.
hexed oxide
British Empire -> Imperial.
serene wren
Roman soldiers.
burnt jasper
I think u 2 got on the wrong foot
hexed oxide
Some empire, anyhow.
plucky lantern
stay hydrated today
hexed oxide
Seems even the Egyptians used similar units.
serene wren
British apparently.
In 1824.
Standard issue of measutments back when the British empire was a thing.
plucky lantern
i still find it funny the only reason america uses imperial measurement is due to pirates
hexed oxide
Alongside a modern lack of willingness to change.
serene wren
The UK are the only country to use both...
USA, Liberia, Myanmar are the only ones to use imperial.
serene wren
Everyone else is metric.
plucky lantern
americans are too stubborn these days to change
they do it best no matter what it is
unborn goblet
cunning coral
Currently at the hospital. Got seen and finished within like 10 mins of walking in
Place is efficient
Just having a coffee and water moment before exploring rugby
plucky lantern
@fallow willow #๐ฅegg-competition-2026 message
jovial cargo
Hello
plucky lantern
hello
wintry halo
Anyone wanna run some cox? Im fairly new to it, know most of the raid just need to practice and get some reps in!
misty parrot
Elllo
tame lark
๐ญ
plucky lantern
i hate when your doing a test and multiple answers in a row are all true
and you feel sus
plucky lantern
that hand freaks me out
gentle rain
R servers online now?
misty parrot
Omg mouse
gentle rain
Yas
plucky lantern
R servers online now?
gentle rain
O
plucky lantern
speedrunning yearly exams over here
gentle rain
Im in 07discord fc
misty parrot
@late ledge nerdet
ember stream
servers up yet?
misty parrot
Im in 07discord fc
Yea im purple
gentle rain
Ooh
misty parrot
servers up yet?
Did you try
ember stream
Did you try
nah cba, did u?
west sigil
servers up yet?
They just went down
ember stream
ty guys
gusty gyro
Dude what the hell is happening rn I canโt log in and play and Iโm literally shaking and freaking out
misty parrot
Dude what the hell is happening rn I canโt log in and play and Iโm literally sha...
Calm down sheesh
plucky lantern
Dude what the hell is happening rn I canโt log in and play and Iโm literally sha...
its server downtime itll be okay
that will change and give upates
ember stream
Dude what the hell is happening rn I canโt log in and play and Iโm literally sha...
i feel dat fr
gusty gyro
This is not natural and I am not fine
plucky lantern
withdrawls
vestal basin
dreamy depot
rose horizon
Elitist GIF users!
gusty gyro
I just threw up and now thereโs a strange woman who keeps calling me honey and some kids that call me dad who wonโt stop bothering me please someone help
late ledge
I just threw up and now thereโs a strange woman who keeps calling me honey and s...
Donโt forget to pay your taxes today!
misty parrot
@late ledge jail
plucky lantern
marsh spear
how can I survive 30 minutes without the game, maintenance tim:/
late ledge
https://tenor.com/view/spin-record-cat-gif-21749933
Me when the spin
plucky lantern
get beep booped
undone sierra
https://tenor.com/view/no-perms-flex-gif-21267080
https://tenor.com/view/club-penguin-penguin-dance-dance-funny-penguin-dance-gif-17529458858514995886
gusty gyro
Donโt forget to pay your taxes today!
How do I do that when the game that hosts the GE is down
burnt jasper
Ty beep boop for saving us
plucky lantern
how can I survive 30 minutes without the game, maintenance tim:/
you go shower
plucky lantern
Ty beep boop for saving us
beep boop is our hero
marsh spear
๐
dreamy depot
140p
rose horizon
1.4 maybe
plucky lantern
yall ever watch youtube in lowest quality to feel like good ol days
amber zodiac
ETA on game back up?
late ledge
yall ever watch youtube in lowest quality to feel like good ol days
I did get some of those 200-something p videos during its โ16 years agoโ phase
late ledge
ETA on game back up?
666 years
plucky lantern
ETA on game back up?
2 minutes
amber zodiac
Haha ty
late ledge
Every time someone fails to read the announcement on the launcher, it doubles
plucky lantern
Haha ty
they said 30 minutes down watch #๐ขonline for updated info
amber zodiac
they said 30 minutes down watch <#693170141071933471> for updated info
Ty didnโt see that
misty parrot
https://tenor.com/view/zoo-cage-panda-cub-baby-gif-5279255
Free me
burnt jasper
Denied
plucky lantern
https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pokeballs-pokeball-gif-24974158
late ledge
https://tenor.com/view/friends-rachel-balls-ballsflying-gif-27135809
Me when itโs raining me - never mind
plucky lantern
Me when itโs raining me - never mind
gusty gyro
Itโs been 30 minutes and the game isnโt up and Iโm going to die
late ledge
Itโs been 30 minutes and the game isnโt up and Iโm going to die
Enjoy the worms!
minor smelt
indigo flower
Mmm delicious worm
ember stream
does 30 mins mean something different in the uk
late ledge
Mmm delicious worm
โฆbut in death, worms eat you
indigo flower
gentle rain
2 mins late
indigo flower
Tbow spawned in bush again
late ledge
People when no game
late ledge
addictions a thing man
I too enjoy addictions. We should go gambling
gusty gyro
Iโm about to start throwing heavy objects at children out of pure rage that I canโt play my potato point and click game
plucky lantern
marsh spear
Itโs been 30 minutes and the game isnโt up and Iโm going to die
right there with ya xD
plucky lantern
some man at jagex forgetting to start the update
crude juniper
late ledge
some man at jagex forgetting to start the update
Mod Ash spilled his coffee on the server and now the game has to dry off
misty parrot
The more people complain the longer it goes
plucky lantern
vital valve
can we have ak47 as new mega rare?
plucky lantern
there you guys go
late ledge
The more people complain the longer it goes
I shall now proceed to complain
gentle rain
Yay
late ledge
<complaint here>
indigo flower
Fart
marsh spear
noooooo
gentle rain
Ow
plucky lantern
misty parrot
@late ledge complain mo4e
gentle rain
The mooleta is not worth it ๐
misty parrot
More
gusty gyro
If I canโt run a max efficiency (11 minute) CG right now I will literally need to go to the ER
late ledge
^me when game
plucky lantern
If I canโt run a max efficiency (11 minute) CG right now I will literally need t...
marsh spear
got the zoomies
indigo flower
gentle rain
Many memes
indigo flower
https://tenor.com/view/seagull-stealing-chips-cheetos-store-gif-12923129
I love the way he skedaddles
plucky lantern
indigo flower
Just kinda rushes away
crude juniper
https://tenor.com/view/seagull-seagulls-attack-assault-break-window-gif-15976224...
me and the chip is my dreams but i never reach it and end up removing all my feathers on the glass and then the other birds bully me for being bald life
late ledge
I love the way he skedaddles
You can tell itโs not his first time stealing chips, either
tranquil cradle
Game is back up
rose horizon
Later nerds
gusty gyro
!!!!
indigo flower
He knew exactly where to go
gusty gyro
are we so back???
late ledge
He knew exactly where to go
Bird loves his cheddar and sour cream Lays
crude juniper
He knew exactly where to go
He always does, it's just one more chip but every chip in his mountain isn't enough to fill the void
plucky lantern
are we so back???
yes
crude juniper
So he always goes back for just one more.. just one more
plucky lantern
im already picking herbs
indigo flower
Do u guys like salt and vinegar chip
crude juniper
yes
dreamy depot
I eat them always
indigo flower
Thats the one right there i tell you
plucky lantern
Do u guys like salt and vinegar chip
i do
rose horizon
Time to get 6 hour'd from bank standing
minor smelt
its online fellas
indigo flower
It sounds weird too but if you ever been to canada, ketchup chips are good too
minor smelt
ONLINE
dreamy depot
I like eating Sun Chips too. Harvest Cheddar
late ledge
Or lays all dressed
I think I've only seen those once
late ledge
It sounds weird too but if you ever been to canada, ketchup chips are good too
I need to find those weird Japanese ones I had again so I can import them
indigo flower
Ive never seen them but i can already tell they are fire bc the design on the bag
What japanese ones you talking of??
misty parrot
Nope
late ledge
What japanese ones you talking of??
These aren't the ones I was thinking of, but I remember these
plucky lantern
Ive never seen them but i can already tell they are fire bc the design on the ba...
bro if i could ship them to me i would god they were banging
late ledge
I could go for some spicy crayfish Lays about now...
indigo flower
Spicy crayfish what the
dreamy depot
These aren't the ones I was thinking of, but I remember these
Awe man those look so good
indigo flower
That sounds interesting ngl
late ledge
Awe man those look so good
I haven't had them since I was a child. I miss Japan
late ledge
That sounds interesting ngl
There's some grilled squid ones if you want
indigo flower
Huuuuge ridges holy
dreamy depot
I was just thinking that
indigo flower
I wonder if I can order them on amazon to try
late ledge
Huuuuge ridges holy
Curves sell
indigo flower
๐
U are right
Amen
Im bout to see if I can find snack from other countries now
late ledge
There's a white peach beer one
indigo flower
I..... dont know about that one but I would try it
dreamy depot
I wouldnโt mind getting a mystery chip subscription from around the world
hexed oxide
Curves sell
Good thing I'm not in sales; I'm out of stock.
late ledge
I..... dont know about that one but I would try it
You can get a Wasabi one from China
plucky lantern
i got logged out ๐ฎ
dreamy depot
late ledge
i got logged out ๐ฎ
Get nerdlogged, nerd!
plucky lantern
Get nerdlogged, nerd!
the game just came out you nipple
hexed oxide
I just got logged in.
late ledge
the game just came out you nipple
Pre-emptive nerdlog for safety
plucky lantern
i mean prob i am at work
dreamy depot
plucky lantern
ive tried to stay away from chips
late ledge
Those look amazing
Asia gets all the cool shit and we just get barbecue 30827 instead
dreamy depot
Right lol
hexed oxide
Wake up, new bbq sauce just dropped.
crude juniper
plucky lantern
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-drink-water-water-cat-daily-reminder-drink-water-...
do we have another hydration queen
crude juniper
do we have another hydration queen
I am the Watermelon Hydration Queen
all liquids ingested must contain atleast 10% watermelon
crude juniper
Wet Dog flavoured Lays is pretty good
crude juniper
I cant stand the taste
hexed oxide
all liquids ingested must contain atleast 10% watermelon
I'll start eating ice cubes, then.
late ledge
just pure water
My condolences, for distilled water will be your end
plucky lantern
i drink prob too much water
crude juniper
I would drink rain water if I had access but plain city water is filtered and taste shit
dreamy depot
There's a scallop one from Malaysia
Wth, why do other countries get Gordon Ramsay delectables and we get crap?
hexed oxide
Wet Dog flavoured Lays is pretty good
Why pay extra when you can just dump a bag of ready salted on your dog after a walk in the rain?
plucky lantern
I would drink rain water if I had access but plain city water is filtered and ta...
work water def doesnt smack like my home water
crude juniper
Why pay extra when you can just dump a bag of ready salted on your dog after a w...
smart man
hexed oxide
Wait for rain -> step outside -> look up -> drink.
late ledge
Wth, why do other countries get Gordon Ramsay delectables and we get crap?
I'm going to assume it's the different between upbringings. Western cultures let their children cry for chicken nuggets until they're 37, and Japan makes children like vegetables through education
crude juniper
work water def doesnt smack like my home water
Rain water is the best
no flouride or any of that shit
hexed oxide
I'm going to assume it's the different between upbringings. Western cultures let...
Dino nuggets as a kid: .
Dino nuggets as an adult: .
They are timeless.
late ledge
@dreamy depot Chicken katsu from Thailand
dreamy depot
<@105007480387448832> Chicken katsu from Thailand
I am deeply jealous
plucky lantern
Rain water is the best
crude juniper
https://tenor.com/view/flouride-jojo-eyes-flouride-eyes-zuckerberg-gif-25695405
I don't think there is anything wrong with it but it just changes the taste of the water
late ledge
@dreamy depot Okay. Send me back to Japan. Now
crude juniper
^ Thats for rich people only
plucky lantern
shes my homie dont hate
hexed oxide
shes my homie dont hate
I'm not hating. I'd befriend a demon too, given the option.
late ledge
I'm not hating. I'd befriend a demon too, given the option.
Sorry. My friends list is full
hexed oxide
Sorry. My friends list is full
Worry not, I have standards.
plucky lantern
I'm not hating. I'd befriend a demon too, given the option.
zylph is here
hexed oxide
https://tenor.com/3c7R.gif
Seems no one is picking up. ๐
dreamy depot
<@105007480387448832> Okay. Send me back to Japan. Now
I have a full attitude now. I demand we get the good chips from everywhere. Itโs the same thing with KFC being the king chicken place around the would but in USA it absolute trash
late ledge
Okay. No more looking as Asian chips. It's making me miss Japan
hexed oxide
I have a full attitude now. I demand we get the good chips from everywhere. Itโs...
It's also trash in most places in Germany and the UK.
late ledge
I have a full attitude now. I demand we get the good chips from everywhere. Itโs...
I'm so fucking pissed when I look at the McDonald's and KFC menus. I want that shrimp burger, and they're not even selling it anymore!
misty parrot
Is zylp bullin peoplw
crude juniper
It's shrimply not possible
late ledge
Oh! It's back! I guess it was just out of stock!
hexed oxide
Is zylp bullin peoplw
misty parrot
https://klipy.com/gifs/crazy-slap
Harder jk
hexed oxide
late ledge
@dreamy depot ...and I wish our McDonald's would have shit like this. I just want a bowl of edamame and corn ):<
crude juniper
oooh drugs
late ledge
Dose food count
No food for you. Suffer
misty parrot
Get some
crude juniper
they look like little skittles
misty parrot
No food for you. Suffer
Fine no macdons for tou
dreamy depot
<@105007480387448832> ...and I wish our McDonald's would have shit like this. I ...
Actual nutrition? From Micky Dโs, thatโs bull
misty parrot
https://klipy.com/gifs/angry-angry-cat-16
Bad no macdons
late ledge
Actual nutrition? From Micky Dโs, thatโs bull
I think I'm getting old. I'll be hungry, so downstairs and look for food, and then just microwave a can of vegetables or a bag of rice or something
crude juniper
crude juniper
oop
misty parrot
https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cat-meme-89
Ginger cats
hexed oxide
I think I'm getting old. I'll be hungry, so downstairs and look for food, and th...
microwave a can
late ledge
> microwave a can
<:attquoi:1141871347618807940>
Don't worry. I'm wrapping it in foil so it's safe
hexed oxide
That's a relief.
crude juniper
Sir, that is illegal.
late ledge
https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cat-meme-89
Me when the squish
misty parrot
@late ledge peas and corrots for you old lady
crude juniper
you have to stick a battery in there too
late ledge
<@407173048421056513> peas and corrots for you old lady
Peas, yes. Carrots no. Carrots bad
late ledge
Carrot bad. Kale for you
indigo flower
I like to roast carrots in the oven until they get kinda charred and then drizzle them with a tiny bit of honey and some flaky salt
hexed oxide
Actually had kale earlier. ๐ค
misty parrot
Eww
crude juniper
Kale is for cows
late ledge
I like to roast carrots in the oven until they get kinda charred and then drizzl...
I think I finally found out why I hate carrots recently. Apparently carrots are sweet. Vegetables aren't meant to be sweet. No wonder I hate carrots
hexed oxide
I like to roast carrots in the oven until they get kinda charred and then drizzl...
I might try that. Step one: buy an oven.
indigo flower
NO OVEN?!
hexed oxide
I know. 
late ledge
Actually had kale earlier. ๐ค
I tried kale for the first time not too long ago. I hate it. Frilly lettuce? Who designed this? Frilly lettuce bad
misty parrot
@late ledge stop beein picky
neon yacht
<@105007480387448832> Okay. Send me back to Japan. Now
Still can't find oregano ones anywhere...
crude juniper
Arugula
hexed oxide
I think I finally found out why I hate carrots recently. Apparently carrots are ...
__Sweet__corn.
dreamy depot
I like to roast carrots in the oven until they get kinda charred and then drizzl...
My bf is the same like that with brussels sprouts. He like to char them and season them
indigo flower
I know. <:pourquoi:1047579411421069322>
What did you just move or something??
late ledge
<@407173048421056513> stop beein picky
The sad part is I'm not. I'll damned near eat anything, but carrots, sweet potato, and now kale are one of the few things I don't
indigo flower
How tf u have no oven
hexed oxide
I tried kale for the first time not too long ago. I hate it. Frilly lettuce? Who...
Sadly, it's pretty popular in Germany, so I can't always avoid it.
late ledge
My bf is the same like that with brussels sprouts. He like to char them and seas...
I should buy brussel sprouts again...
crude juniper
i love brussel sprouts
hexed oxide
What did you just move or something??
Nope, been living oven-less for years.
late ledge
I could also go for some grilled asparagus, but that requires effort and a new grill
misty parrot
Ive never had sprouts
indigo flower
My bf is the same like that with brussels sprouts. He like to char them and seas...
Yessss, I like a little balsamic drizzle on them
hexed oxide
Air fryer could work, though.
late ledge
Ive never had sprouts
I can understand why people hate them, but I like cabbage, so I like brussel sprouts
...that said, I don't understand why people like carrots. They're terrible
crude juniper
Rhubarb is good
hexed oxide
It's fun to bite around the centre of a carrot.
misty parrot
Textur from carrots bugs me
late ledge
No browned hash today ):
misty parrot
Rhubarb is good
In pie yes
hexed oxide
Or crumble.
crude juniper
rhubarb crumble ๐คค
misty parrot
No browned hash today ):
Im get a.hashbrow and eat in frount of tou
Brown
Get sad nerd
late ledge
Want
misty parrot
Meal prep bad
dreamy depot
Meal replacement drinks are where its at
The problem is they taste so good I always want to drink more than what I should have daily lol ๐
plucky lantern
Meal prep bad
love meal prep
crude juniper
The problem is they taste so good I always want to drink more than what I should...
ye literally, especially the ones that dissolve well and don't get gritty at the bottom
late ledge
Buy one for me
No. You're bad and a nerd. No white peach and strawberry drink for you
misty parrot
Harsh
misty parrot
I could go for some sushi and rice
hexed oxide
As opposed to sushi without rice? 
late ledge
As opposed to sushi without rice? <:attquoi:1141871347618807940>
He doesn't deserve the rice
misty parrot
He doesn't deserve the rice
Hey now
late ledge
Rice is for good people, like @late ledge
hexed oxide
But then you remembered to put it into a can?
misty parrot
I almost microwaved a bag of rice earlier
wow loser
late ledge
https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gif-27212416
misty parrot
what is it
pale heath
broooo
late ledge
what is it
biscuit
hexed oxide
I'm starting to think Zylphanis is sponsored by McDonald's.
misty parrot
I'm starting to think Zylphanis is sponsored by McDonald's.
no she just misses japan
late ledge
I'm starting to think Zylphanis is sponsored by McDonald's.
This is the KFC menu now
plucky lantern
they can have her back
late ledge
I do miss McDonald's Japan, though
misty parrot
there was alot good food i miss there
hexed oxide
I do miss McDonald's Japan, though
Cleanest McDonald's I've ever visited.
late ledge
there was alot good food i miss there
You can have one chicken leg
mint vale
No easter channel?
undone sierra
As opposed to sushi without rice? <:attquoi:1141871347618807940>
Sashimi
dreamy depot
I would love to visit Japan
hexed oxide
It's beautiful.
urban spire
when is the best time to go there :0
hexed oxide
An hour ago.
urban spire
XD
misty parrot
when is the best time to go there :0
spring
undone sierra
I hope Juneโs a good time for it
late ledge
I would love to visit Japan
Chicken
urban spire
im planning to go september-october at the moment
misty parrot
@late ledge why dose japan make everythign look better
late ledge
im planning to go september-october at the moment
You should go in December
late ledge
<@407173048421056513> why dose japan make everythign look better
...because it is
undone sierra
You should go in December
Is that when youโre going
late ledge
Look at that. You could feed at least 2 or 3 people with that meal
Not for me. Japan's portions are exceptionally small compared to what I'm used to
hexed oxide
Look at that. You could feed at least 2 or 3 people with that meal
How small are these people?
late ledge
Is that when youโre going
No. It's because of Santa Claus
urban spire
You should go in December
i heard its really cold then U-U
late ledge
i heard its really cold then U-U
It's okay in the south. It can get cold in the north, though
dreamy depot
How small are these people?
Oh I thought that was a six piece chicken meal lol
misty parrot
i heard its really cold then U-U
the summer are hot too
urban spire
the summer are hot too
yeah which is why i think im gonna try to go in the fall
late ledge
Oh I thought that was a six piece chicken meal lol
It is, but you have to remember Asian portions are significantly smaller than western portions
hexed oxide
Oh I thought that was a six piece chicken meal lol
Still pretty small. :D
misty parrot
yess
dreamy depot
I see :3
late ledge
I dare say I could eat all of Japan's rice to extinction
(it is entirely possible. I would, but more because I like rice)
misty parrot
@late ledge there drink are way smaller too
late ledge
dreamy depot
I can live off rice for days. So versatile
late ledge
I can live off rice for days. So versatile
Apparently EVScape can't
hexed oxide
Temporarily, or permanently?
loud juniper
Why we got vapes here
late ledge
Temporarily, or permanently?
I've decided if I ever move ever again, it will be the very last time and it'll be back to Japan. I'm tired of moving
It sucks
loud juniper
Japan probably living in 2030 with their vapes too
late ledge
Why we got vapes here
Japanese vapes are probably better
hexed oxide
Makes sense, moving isn't fun.
late ledge
Japan probably living in 2030 with their vapes too
I do have a video where a Japanese girl was showcasing a bunch of different flavours
hexed oxide
If possible, I'd like to move at most two or three more times in life.
misty parrot
@late ledge go back to akabara nerd
loud juniper
I do have a video where a Japanese girl was showcasing a bunch of different flav...
I wanna taste 
dreamy depot
If I could live in Japan Iโd be so happy.
plucky lantern
do it
loud juniper
First Iโd have to learn Japanese language
dreamy depot
Iโm showing my inner weeb here lol
misty parrot
@dreamy depot movein to japan is hard to doif yoru a forener
late ledge
<@407173048421056513> go back to akabara nerd
One of these days I need to go to Tลhoku. I've never been up north
dreamy depot
<@105007480387448832> movein to japan is hard to doif yoru a forener
Yeah thatโs true too :/
misty parrot
One of these days I need to go to Tลhoku. I've never been up north
i herd there good stuff there
loud juniper
Till they release Dead Rising 5
late ledge
I wanna taste <:happydumbassin4k:1451815150595342447>
There was a caramel popcorn one, a strawberry milkshake one, and a few others
misty parrot
Till they release Dead Rising 5
will they though
late ledge
First Iโd have to learn Japanese language
Did you know Japan has menthol eyedrops?
loud juniper
Wtf Iโd go blind
late ledge
Wtf Iโd go blind
hexed oxide
Wtf Iโd go blind
But your blindness would smell good.
loud juniper
will they though
Yes
loud juniper
But your blindness would smell good.
Kiss my eyes better
late ledge
But your blindness would smell good.
...because it's "cool and refreshing"
...ahh, yes. Just what my eyes need
misty parrot
pain no gain
loud juniper
Did you see this yesterday ๐๐๐
hexed oxide
Kiss my eyes better
late ledge
Did you see this yesterday ๐๐๐
There's nothing there
late ledge
There's nothing behind the grill
plucky lantern
Thatโs like half of this server behind that grill
late ledge
...fuck. Now that song's going to be stuck in my head for a month
loud juniper
https://tenor.com/view/grill-grill-fail-idiot-fire-gif-25095963
Some shit Iโd do with my clumsy white ass ๐๐๐
plucky lantern
https://tenor.com/view/grill-grill-fail-idiot-fire-gif-25095963
1000% something Iโd do
misty parrot
@late ledge go to a good ramen shop
loud juniper
lol
dreamy depot
Me too lol
late ledge
<@407173048421056513> go to a good ramen shop
I hope a snake drinks all your root beer
plucky lantern
Me spilling my cucumbers and sauce ect onto my carpet yesterday
loud juniper
I hope a snake drinks all your root beer
NO!!!
misty parrot
I hope a snake drinks all your root beer
that so messed up
plucky lantern
Iโm on zylph side now
