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Huh
i started typing as i was reading some notes
Runecrafting 
want to impress oyu is all
Anything above 1 is impressive to me
Training RC is like constantly stepping on a rusty nail.
Very impressive 
but I do miss that training method with the animals
I’m also impressed that you’ve chosen to save two of the fastest
3*
which ones
Construction, Herb, and Prayer.
Didn’t realize you were iron, tho. So that makes more sense on supplies.
i think i have 98 herb banked if i had secondaries
i just havent been playing this week or doing farm runs
prayer for me is prob gonna be pest control
I could never be an iron. All the more power to you 🫡
maybe after I max, I’ll start one.
It's funny
i maxed a main before
It’s less convenient
you don't see it much anymore
ive honestly thought of deironing this account
I used to love the iron btw memes
I base my entire life around convenience, so…I feel like it’d be a struggle for me.

I was honestly tempted to make a goal on a stupid account
like full barrows on a UIM
That sounds fun tho
exactly!
Like if the goal wasn’t to max
i enjoy maxing
to be fair if i didnt play at work on a ipad i prob wouldnt do a ironman
one goal i got coming up actually now that i have 70 ranged.
uim is something else just the planning alone
big agree
I know a lot of UIM's foam at the mouth for the first barrows set
at least it's easier to get now
air weakness good
it was great made so mcuh sense
Torag's it is. Suffer
):<
Hey you got all the important parts 😄
Give greenlog
I should really green log barrows at some point
...maybe I can justify hunting for the Giant Mole pet once I get the platebody
Greemlong
yall both spooned
gotta happen somewhere
Remind me to see if I built this next time I bank 
i enjoyed barrows it was chill
1 more item till another nox
i want to get eh lockpick from sapoopie than go back after maxing
Have you built it yet?
reminded
You people suck at knowing banking times 

According to the STASH page, I did not, so I probably didn't
check his house at the list
Have you built that one yet?
Okay I’m done
I'm tripling the price of your eggs. Suffer
@near violet It's actually doing it 
Don't do it D:
Bread go brrrrrrr
tbh
somone made me angry the other day
I was talking about hunting maniacal monkeys
and I swore somone from here brought every single banana basket
is this overkill? i used ai to remake the basic sets + the dragon set. in the middle, the sara rune set in the bottom right is a mtx override you can buy but everything on the left is what armor looks like in rs3.
I’m depriving just to do that now
Oranges it is, then
Were you at limit?
Probably. There's only a limit of 600
nah, somone had bought them all and tried to flip them back for more
Good idea. I'll start doing that now. No banana baskets for you
they went from like 300 to 700
So you were still buying at 700?
Rough
I'll care about my gp again after I max
Maxing is for bitches
Maxing I will, then
I got called a bitch 50 times on Friday so now I can max
(eventually)
Schirra calls me a bitch all the time, so now I'm obligated to max 
(I should actually be pickpocketing Vyres for 99 Thieving instead of sitting at Abyssal Demons)
Silly Zylphy..you can’t pickpocket abbys
Did Ardy knights till 91, Pyramid plunder till 95 then back to knights to 99
One day I'll be able to pickpocket their spines right from outside their skeletons 
ughhh
That would be a sight xD
Outside of Pyramid Plunder for the sceptre, I've been at Vyres since 82 and I'm now 97
21032 pickpockets over rate. I win
One of these days I really need to commit to Corporeal Beast. I want to greenlog it just to say I did
2 hrs left to go
no, son you have 50 years left
Dw, he'll get there
I always find it funny when people make the argument that only humans use tools
...not even close. Other animals have been using tools before we did 
@misty parrot
Okay. Seriously. What is it with Slayer Masters and Wyrms right now? 
nox hally made wyrms beautiful tasks
Everything’s greenlogged. Mount Karuulm, Lava Strykewyrms…
We need more strykewyrms so I can justify the 73m lance
Lance will justify itself once you get a tbow drop in your name XD
That’s quite literally its only use case at its price now. I just use the fang or Magic for dragons now, so the lance is solely for Chambers 
I’m half-tempted to build that focus on the shit-ship just so I can do Lava Strykewyrms more
who were we talking to earlier about the vampire shit
@cunning coral
you
there you go got another answer
I asked the question here, you said you'd use your cop connections and ask law enforcement 
I still agree
That's good. Alive is good
thats when you know im not okay
Or if you become a vampire
Living undead
i have a blood regulation issue as is
I'm afraid our friendship would end if you did become a vampire I'm sorry. I have my mortality to think about
Don't use this as a reason to justify vampirism please.
I mean
i do like sucking some necks
it's it's anything like the twilight vampires, it sounds quite nice honestly
I never watched Twilight
new name unlocked
They're pretty terrible movies
I didn't dislike the films per-se
I just had to watch them every night for months on end while my gf kept falling alseep
To me it's like the women who loved and fan girled over serial killers like Charles Manson. I understand the bad boy aesthetic is attractive to them, but let's not let that downplay the literal misery and murder of the perpetrators. Human serial killers and vampires included.
You want me and opps to fight at your house instead?
front lawn?
and opps
Yeah
thats a word I've not heard n a while
get you on the doorbell camera so it looks like ai
They gonna claim ai regardless
Hear me out
do yall think the public release of AI was an easy excuse for big news to cover fake news by pretending it's AI <.<
or even vise versa
Like imagine it came out and we had the tech years ago
people would just claim AI all the time by now for all the dreadful stuff thats actually happening in the world that people don't want to believe
Actually maybe this topic is a little too political, best to avoid
mb
proud of you becuase i wasnt touching it
time for eep
good eep eep
You're doing great dad
hes gone to bed but hes doing Maniacal monkeys
Bread
Leechfin sandwich soon™
It's going to be real hilarious when Jagex releases it and adds a trivia that the Leechfin isn't actually dead and the sandwich is alive
^Me when Leechfin sandwich
lf1 yama
interesting o:
mood i been there
hii
Wife made fish and chips. Im afraid that I will die the second the fish touches my lips
It's the chips that are poisoned
I offer myself as tribute
Mmm...turtle and chips...
Warning bite
Hey, I'm glad you're here.

Woaw! Imagine being happy that Im here to ruin everyone's day
@plucky lantern actually it turned into a replacement.
i ate dominos
Look at you plumber
gzz
Hmmm
it was real good
Describe the pizza
i just had pepporini stuffed cheese bread and boneless wings w bbq
i didnt get pizza tbh
i have some for breakfast
tomorrow
That’s no good I cleaned my garage some tonight. Been ignoring it for too long
gz
i was checking to see if @fiery furnace passed me yet
not yet but soon cuz i yap on rs3cord now
The xp waste 🤮

Sandwich
lol'

God please don’t give @ancient carbon any ideas
He already looks at our bearded dragon like it would taste better with teriyaki sauce
Lizard sandwich diet for you
Taking the dog for a wok, I see
You're next, turtle

why is osrs server full of kawaii and anime oriented people
Imagine being kawaii anime person
you seem one too
Huh? Sounds like hallucinations
haha
I'm looking to make new friends and walk deep into wildy to explore
with obviously no gear
I was gonna say bring your bank and Im in
Take edgeville lever
that is almost equal to no gear dw
@formal jackal let's go?
Im at work rn bro
McDonald's?
Paw
L000I
impressive, idek what it is tbh
Read it literally
from what I understood, you check on actual HCIMs
that are about to lose their accs in this world
I did
Sorry im just out walkin my gator
You were eaten by my alligator
yo
Hello does anyone have a clan for mepl
whens raids 4 coming out?????????
After Overwatch 3
good morning
Gm Sol

Hope you slept well
It is 10pm lol
But from tgis morning kinda yeah
I replaced one of my washer hook ups today
big

👀
Weirdos sending friend requests
Sorry
Hey it wasn't you because youre already on my list ya weirdo. Dont worry lol
Sorry
Wasn't me, I don't send things. Postage is too much.
Youre already on my list too ya weirdo its not you either. X3
Sending an army of meatballs to demolish your house
Free food, whatever shall I do? 
Will be nice until youre exposed to the elements surrounded by rotting meatballs :3
So these schemes keep you up at night. 
Pfft... Imagine having to stay up to hatch nefarious plans when youre pure evil.
pure evil
Meatballs
I'm literally shaking. 😌
Yeah that's probably the tremors from the meatball army marching


I see. 
That means the blinding soup hasn't arrived yet.
Uuuuugh... I just wanna go back home
@somber wind So the evil amulet of glory also affects the house 
If you close your eyes the right way, you can secure your hair without needing a scrunchy now.
With punctuation? 
Water treatment facility
Explain this
Anyone else getting massive ping spikes?
Wrong timezone 
2320 suns is a lot
I really need to call the blood doctor...
... something nice. They work hard.
If you were a fish Id pull you out of the water to watch a solar eclipse and put you back.
@loud juniper Okay. Fine. Maybe Lava Strykewyrms aren't a bad task
Holy shit is that zyl admitting they're wrong?!
Oh, no. It's still a shit task solely because I have to sail to the island. Fuck Lava Strykewyrms 
I accept that as a response because sailing is ass
its actually my favorite skill to train however its about the least useful as of now
Sol confirmed likes training Water Agility. Gross!
Sol is your room padded by chance?
Sounds romantic if you ignore the violence.
sogility
You know what I actually have something for you in response to that.
At least he'll be ready for Hoenn
sorry I don't speak poke-nerd
I've come to expect this type of response. 😌
hm slaves be carrying something 4x their weight across an ocean.
Deserved for being a tool of world domination and nothing more
Guess its like having a cat and expecting to be scratched but still what a weirdo.
Haven't seen anyone say "buying gf" here in a while and Im grateful
Less competition for you?
why are the colours so bright?
Zuka confirmed light mode user. Gross
why would I complain about how bright it is if I did.
More like 'Oh, this is the person who loves to insult me. I bet they'll insult me soon.' 😌
zyl confirmed dumb
Yeah yeah... You poke for some punishment and I can appreciate that. For that I think the blinding stew will go for two days not three.
I should hang around theater of blood or something... Those places have been likened to an e-boy aquarium though.
You might find the blood doctor there.
Hmm... I could make use of the fountains to quench my thirst a bit. I do believe they hand out vials to people who make it through the theater
Bleeeeh! This constant fatigue is troublesome
I'm over here wondering what barren corner of the sea I gotta be at for the next set of salvaging.
There
actually pretty close to there
I read cured.
The cure for curse is no more archipelago
Preparing the mass of meatballs must have been exhausting.
Nah probably because Im thinking of ways to get the rsgf of my dreams. So far Ive come up with eating leaves together in the fall.
👌
That warrants you getting bit
Ah so you aren't aware of the finger circle trend.
I'm aware of one, but it's not what I was going for.
RSGF should be the final clog.
Top 10 things I'm safe from
Nah RSGF means you have a boss and raid partner to smooch.
Duo Scurrius as a 2nd date.
I push for at least a 300 ToA for my dates
Standards, no early-game rsgf for you.
Im sending them to the crab.
Unlucky, but welcome.
Guys when will the news drop if we can buy the last years dmm rewards(armageddon)?
PSA dont type white power ranger ingame, your friend IS baiting you to get muted 🙂
would there be any chance someone could give me some coins im trying to do a video to learn how to play and i cant sell stuff i can trade but cant sell at ge dm if u could help pls

Sounds like begging
Step 1 of the video is beg on discord
Step one is trimming armor is it not?
Woah are u trimming armour can u trim my rune plate
Sure thing I have a shop set up in wildy. Just bring all your gear Ill trim it all for free
Bleh... 2½hrs before I can go to bed finally.
Work sucks
You can trade but not sell? Why?
Stay strong.
I am just a puppy in a dog eat dog world.
'Stay strong', but in dog.
May be the equivalent of a headpat or maybe the more advanced "good girl"
Many have both.
Enough of that though youre bordering on losing your nose privileges. Stuffy nose for eternity


Time to change my name to "Pookie of Darkness"
Elder scrolls 6 trailer is almost 8 years old
Hello my name is xxxxxx and I like water
I was going to say 'I didn't come here to be attacked', but then I wouldn't respond to Princess of Darkness.
Turn around, it'll change sides.
Doing press-ups also helps.
Did you try inhaling then exhaling? I head that helps with breathing issues.
could also make it better
take the gamble
I offer cheap price for surgery
let me get my hammer and chisel
we do not use bats here only tigers
He very professional and good boy only eats every 3rd customer.
who are you?
bean water slurpers
Not me, I drink hot choco- wait.
OUCH
opps sorry cad caps
i dont want my work that close to me
👀
hi Sonnaya
someone
with that name

Good talk.
You did wonderfully.
noice, slurp away
sucking more than slurping
Bruh I just be tryna never see my family ever again cuz tbh, they aint act like family.
Im highkey done with them.
u right just waiting on my passport to apply for visa
will be great, life changing really
Hard but life changing
i did it years ago its not as hard
you look back and it was nothing dont worry
didnt do visa but moved across the US
Im moving to aussie so
I dont think leaving the state is good enough
I wanna ensure all ties severed
whatever floats your boat
So leaving the country is the only option
well buddy being fucked over for 3 years leaves a sour taste in peoples mouth
wooo good job
especially when you keep it 100 with people and they decide to loot u
people suck and life can be like that
yeahhh
we focus on positive and keep moving
just a life lesson
im lucky to be able to afford to leave the country
most people cant do that
people just aint trustworthy
so keep your important stuff close
and dont leak
how else will i expell the water from my body
idk puking?
dehumidify spell
the honest answer here
honest answer here is trust no one
damn i trust myelf though
Only person u can trust
eh in the moment you feel that way but dont worry youll trut more
your just in a negative part of your life and in your feels
and youll get past it
It aint trust issues if they prove they arent trustworthy, thats just gaslighting people
they familiar with that tactic too
🙂
it snowed yesterday here
Another perk of moving to Aussie
no more snow
or wood
That sounds like someone who doesnt have to deal with the snow
that crunch on a cold morning just heals
i spent long enough time living in the snow dont worry bucaroo
Oh then whyd u leave if u like
because i was in a unsafe situation and i escaped the dv through moving far south from them
so now i live in hot
I'm in a similar situation but the south aint far enough
you put that amount of measurement in your head
It should snow 24/7 so that it never stops growing.
I want to wake up to the sight of my windows slowly darkening as the snow engulfs me.
get beep booped
You would think huh? They very motivated for some reason
it will
i did do that
move to Aussie, change all my accounts,
they wont know where I am cuz ill be homeless living out my car starting out
Do u guys enjoy rune scims!?!?!
oh look you turned of cap locks
l0l
im more ofa whip person than a rune scim
While I can.
would u like me to r2h stack u out m8?
Perks of going to Aussie, none of that shit is relevant anymore really. That stuff is USA information.
water floats my raft
sometimes all you got is a raft
but sometimes thats all you need 🙂
Buoyancy floats your raft. You could use other liquids. 
u right
the blood of our enemies
Remove the iron first so you can make a sword out of it.
Change your eyes to oranges.
Thanks for letting me vent a bit guys appreciate you for the free therapy
ill be able to get more once im in Aussie
just do what society does
Is it not pickup day yet? 😔
put all the garbage in a non-visible pile and bury it so it's never seen again. It's the future generations problem.
Ehh that's what therapy is for
im not allowed to get that
the people in question keep getting me fired so... cant afford it either
im in the GLORIOUS USA so... yeah
only solution is bury it in the garbage pile 🙂
this disocrd is a garbage pile
im not wasting my money on something that wont let me leave
i am the queen of the trash
yeah I dont really care they should get a life highkey
Sounds like they're the ones who need therapy
not me 🙂
nahhh once im in aussie it be good
change my email, wipe my devices
and it be good
Thanks for the vent and advice though 🙂
who wants to get 1 ticked!?
God willing
LinkedIn to '... has started a new job at <thousands of kilometres away>'.
Bruh, linkedin ironically probably the WORST way to get a job
Every single time I was reached out to on linkedin it was a waste of time
had good luck with indeed though
Where is 345?
yea thinking the same
We want 345!
Not till the 25th
This channel may have more info: #dmm-annihilation.
mod statements have more weight than player misinformation hearsay
@frank orbit is a great example
im in favor of the misiformation.. what do?
i want money fuck this 345
Go wash a dish
Salut cat.
im at work no dishes to watch
I wash the dishes almost everyday, but no one ever pays me for it.
How's it va?
Doing alright. Two hours of work to go.
💪
🌤️ 
Training three skills at once. 
I've set myself the annoying goal of gathering 586 copper and tin to train smithing on the iron.
And to earn some gp to buy better gear.
Unlocked Camdozaal last night, but too weak to even fight a single mind golem. 
Haven't tried my new mithril battleaxe yet, though. Crush should help.
Aiming for barronite mace.
The iron is F2P, yeah. :D
I should do SoS for the 10k.
Then buy mithril/rune where I can.
Better axe and pickaxe too.
💪
Once I hit 40 mining and smithing gold will let me start crafting for cash.
Then gems soon.
She has GE access. :D
And I think some of that advice came from me.
The world feels a lot smaller there.
More empty, too.
I suppose I could mine a bunch of coal, too.
Then smelt steel bars until I can do gold for both.
@faint moss 
Ik i got 4 plates
They’re amazing
huge corps bot farm world 331
cool \
Is deadman world back up (345)?
Some are saying it is, while others are saying it isn't. No real certainty at the minute.
no
RIP, thought it was supposed to be back up by now. Thanks for the info.
based on what they posted it should have been up 1 hour 55 min ago if they ment this monday. they jsut said monday so it could be any coming monday tough
runecrafting is still up
Wiki says Wednesday
it dosent
Ok lol
The store is on 345 tho
its not the store is in lumby on every world
we know thats not what was discussed tough
I wonder if the 67 kids are ever gonna discover 73?
I wanna make my bowfa pretty
Yeah i was talking about the rewards
then you have to wait until Wednesday
they said monday for w45 to get back up and wednesday for rewards
Omg no way

imagine thinking jagex can do anything right 🙂
I dont, theyre so lame
afternoon
Question! Is there a good method for me to get 50-70 farming?
Ofc jagex doing a shit job as always.
Fletching should be free to play i hate buying arrows
Arrows not too spensive
Is for me with my 400 gp
Specially f2p ones ahaha
the [[mmg]] has a f2p section, worth taking a look at.
Wiki links found:
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide
where is world 345????????????????????????????????????????????????????
im sure that if u add more question marks ull have higher chance of getting a response
thats the plan
Where is world 69?
Rs3
Damn

Guess i wont be able to play on it
When will dmm awards be live ?
Should have been obvious but just incase I was just pulling your leg. (There is a world 69 in rs3 but I’m not sure what’s up with 369 in OS)
hello beautiful souls
Where world 345
Where?
everywhere
between 346 and 347
Whaaaaaaaa
I would be fired being 3 hours late.. ontop of no call no show from jag
I'm glad I have no clue what the hell that shit is.
Are we getting world 345 back or whats the deal?!
I get being late but no update or anything...
ayeee congrats
Sin to lie moisturemommie
Can’t wait to have a pool
promise you that i commit much worse than lying to you
Fuckk
They said monday w345 12:00 UTC... educate yourself.
awh do you need a hug
you seem angry
awh resport to dming insults
you do need a hug
Dms are off because people are butts
i love seeing the hate mail
The sketchy website I have started listening to audiobooks from while skilling deleted the book I was in the middle of
sad
i wish there was a better subscription server for audiobooks
Audible looks way too overpriced for me
i listen to one a month with spotify than wait till the next month
why were you looking forward to milking farm audio but found it wasn't on there?
i like sound it keeps mind at peace
i could easily listen to a book a day and be content
💦 water sound probably
warm 🧂 water
I like my water coke flavoured
or to be turned into leaf juice
I got puffy pork scratchings
yeah i dont do that deadman stuff
we know
where the rewards, release them NOW JAGEX
I agree with this
maybe focusing more on rs3 update they had idk
wondering why i cant speako or join voice calls
two completely diff dev teams
Seperate dev teams
it’s a little bit past 12 UTC👀
i know that
but we never know
just offering some kinda possible answer idk
yall really worked up over it
People who play dmm care about dmm
id be mad if a date showed up 3 hours late
aint worth being mad about life goes on
it wont this time, jagex invited to my funeral so they can let me down 1 last time
rip
awh thats really nice of you
It sure is, we pay to play, how dumb that sounds 
because we pay for a ton of stuff things happen
yeah but ultimately shit happens wcyd, just wish we'd have been notified
This
When dmm w 345 going back up wasent it ment to be out now?
Ur username makes me feel unsafe in this videogame safe space
they actually said that everyone except you can get their dmm rewards
I heard Mod Goblin did a booboo, read somewhere else it will be back the 25th....
345 is closed to you only
im sorry tell me more
Hows work everyone
Lolol that's what I was going to say
good thank you for asking
Good
not everyone works on a construction site making 20 an hour
its going fantastic how is work for you
My work sucks today
How is this persons username allowed but just typing the word Lent isnt?
least obvious rage bait, simmer down
Yea right elad and moisture u guys sitting on here just to ragebait and troll
Nah. Its morals and principle.
damn are you saying i got no morals or princable
the high school princable was a damn good man thank you
principal
ooo server icon thing changed
I make 66 an hour thank you very much
@arctic nacelle have you drank some water today
yeah yeah go finish my road
too many pot holes
Lmao pay ur taxes and then I can
where is world 345?
chat yap has increased and so has the xp waste.
i can afford it, you guys cant. get to grinding
i can click the rock at the same time thank you
how many of you guys have an infernal cape, and more than 1 kc
i have 1 jad kill and thats as far as im going
number 1 thing people with infernals are good at is telling you they have an infernal
the vegans of runescape
are u trying to tell us u bought ur infernal cape?

most people who got one bought it
them infernal buying services still going so someone's gotta be paying 'em
i been looking for the ingame stall to buy one cant find it
the only thing I want a stall for is time
is this supposed to be proof? 
😂
the flashing 2 is weird
visual metronome tick counter that follows cursor
yeah ofc man let me show you my infernal cape
guys i have to announce to everyone, i got infernal cape ☝️ 🤓
ahh okay
got it like 500 years ago
average tbow owner comment lmao
u could be an impersonator, runelite plugins that add or change what ur seeing on screen client sided, u could be a real world trader
is that more likely than me just having done 41 infernal capes
bc i wanted pet
go to petco
so u paid someone to get inferno pet? makes it even more unbelievable

smartest osrs player
expensive pet
wish i had gp like that fr
good on you for getting the content down
inferno been power creeped so hard its pretty easy now adays, anyone can do it if they put in the effort low key
mage tank busted
i mainly play at work on mobile
so chances of me spending a couple hours in a pvm arena like that aint happening for awhile these days
eh it's a who tf cares anyway thing
#🎤voice-access prob
ty
id like to do it one day on a iron
eh idk inferno is a big achievement for the ppl who do it
step 1 blood fury and blood barrage
unless ur talking ab something else
I mean for everyone else
shit I would have
no one believed u did it cause u fumbled the name
no eta on 345?
hey @plucky lantern guess what I was doing
i dont know what is it
it's dialogue your character says when you have a zanaris random encounter
Any news on DMM point release?
Wonder how many ciders it will take for me to get a boat name I don't hate.
i should go change mine sometime
what is it?
i forget but cant you pick names after 99 or something
you can at 61 but it's random
it should be the same as naming a character
except with like a larger character limit
keep forgetting to drink my whilpool surprise
Charred Island teleport when?
Why are you showing me trash? Take it out!
when the drops there get nerfed
They’ve already been nerfed - they’re available to Ironman
you're also available to ironmen
At level 99, players can use the Sailing skillcape perk to rename their boat at any time with the descriptor and noun individually chosen from a list.
I know
i say no catering to pure for raids for no easyscape no catering if you dont want to make an end game account thats ur own fault
I'm not getting 99 rn so I'm just gonna take the cider gambling game
hahahahaha ahhh good joke
I'm only doing sailing for the money makers locked behind it.
So dmm rewards delayed to the 25th now?
Apparently
R.i.p.
I pay no attention to dmm
If you guys were at the gym, and your worse nightmare scenario happens (you shit yourself), would you never go back to that gym again or would you just own it?
im switching gyms
Logical
I'm making everyone else switch gyms
i was really sick and puked as soon as i entered a dollar tree one day had no control at all
i drove miles to another dollar tree for years
Lmao, but is that really as bad as sharting yourself? 
i opened their doors and projectile vomited for a good 45 seconds and just left
yeah that
becuase i was chugging water
idk
i used to go to the gym at 215am when no one else was there
I wouldn't go to the gym anyway since people are there.
id go back if i was in that case
It takes a badass person to walk back into that gym the very next day ngl. I respect that
Unless they didn't shower or something

I'm getting on every exercise bike immediately to assert dominance
becuase if you are trying for some crazy pr squat and your body gives out its fair play thats different
It didn't happen to me at the gym 🤣
It happened at home if you must know.
But I was there this morning
I miss shitting myself
You're right
Might have been the bourbon I drank last night, might have been the 3 black coffees I drank today. Maybe it's both who knows
Can't always trust those farts I guess
Did I tell you guys about the Reddit post about the woman on the London underground and it happened to her on a crowded train? 
OP was like "why does this woman have mud on her legs?"
Then the ball dropped and they made eye contact
Like what do you even do in that situation? Lmaoo
You can't run on a crowded train though
Rip a long fat fart instead that will also clear the way
what question do i ask random officers today chat
it cant be about pooping in the gym
i mean maybe
Shit myself in solidarity
Tell them a joke. How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ask them if they would use French bulldogs on the k9 team
done
lame
Oh yeah? Well you're a poopnose
only on thursdays





