general

[zinc frigate]

You’re at a dollar in there missie

A dollar 50

[ashen dagger]

at this rate ill be able to buy iron lung

[indigo hull]

Lost with all hands presumably due to a Japanese depth charge

[coral token]

Shhhh

[dusky river]

I need to go see the Kidd, but it’s not in Baton Rogue right now😔

[coral token]

The who

[dusky river]

The USS Kidd

[zinc frigate]

MY TETO IS DONE WOOOOOO

[zinc frigate]

[prime crow]

Can I get

Uhhhh

[coral token]

No

Sir this isn't a Wendy's

[prime crow]

A yellow babber

[coral token]

Sir this is a Starbucks

[bleak warren]

hell am i doing here i can't afford this

[dusky river]

Can I get a Pumpkin Spice latte

Hold the spice

[indigo hull]

giving you a Wendy's gift card

[coral token]

But isn't a coffee like idk

5 dollars

[ashen dagger]

starbucks is overpriced

[bleak warren]

i am not paying 5 dollars for one drink

[coral token]

Idk how much Starbucks is

[coral token]

But that's cheap

[bleak warren]

if you have any money

sure

[zinc frigate]

It’s tiny but it’s cute

[coral token]

Well yes

[ashen dagger]

🪞

[bleak warren]

i will cherish this

[dusky river]

We need MONEY. So we can go to TAHITI

[zinc frigate]

I am not tiny

[indigo hull]

still surprised they haven't made Starbucks a crypto yet

[coral token]

Tahini

Mmmmmm

I love hummus

[storm whale]

no thanks

[ashen dagger]

you cant be that much taller

[humble isle]

Itty Bitty Autumn

[zinc frigate]

I am 5’10 and want to be taller :(

[ashen dagger]

WHAT THE FUCK

how am i shorter

[storm whale]

uhhhh short

[indigo hull]

Autumn you're taller than me by a little bit

[spring elm]

5 10 is chill though

[indigo hull]

i'm around 5'7 ish

[storm whale]

damn

[ashen dagger]

same glaggle

[storm whale]

short

[ashen dagger]

except i think im probably shorter atp

[coral token]

:p

[indigo hull]

WE'RE AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK

[coral token]

[dusky river]

It’s good being 6’1

[coral token]

Wait for it to load

Just wait

[zinc frigate]

I wanna be over 6 foot but cannot grow any more so I just need heels at this point

[storm whale]

the height average is 5'8

[gritty temple]

I wish I was foraging mushrooms rn

[indigo hull]

still taller than Napoleon >:3

[coral token]

:p

[storm whale]

being over 6 foot comes with problems getting properly sized pants

[fervent maple]

So does being short

[zinc frigate]

#photos-and-videos

[coral token]

You're acting like being 6'1 is being huge

[ashen dagger]

ughhh just make me as short as rika rn

[rich sentinel]

Hm

[storm whale]

it's not and I still can't always find shit

[coral token]

I understand being 6'5, but it's not like 6'0/6'1 is woaaaah

[zinc frigate]

Sure and? I still wanna be tall af and then wear heels so I can tower over my foes

[storm whale]

I can respect that

[coral token]

So you're saying all clothing companies made a deal to suddenly drop production for everything 6'0 and over

[storm whale]

no?

[rich sentinel]

You guys don't know what its like being 7'4 ✌️😔 (single and rich btw ladies)

[coral token]

Well it's true

[dusky river]

I mean yeah but when one of your friends is like 6’4 you would be angy too

[storm whale]

oh
damn 💔

[coral token]

I wish I had a friend as tall as that

Or a boyfriend..

[storm whale]

nerd

[coral token]

Ermmm

Watesigma

[storm whale]

[dry fern]

Thales… you’ll find someone! His role just hasn’t been casted yet!

[coral token]

Lmaooo

[dry fern]

[gritty temple]

Smudge isn’t your friend ?!!1?!!

[dry fern]

You and someone fr

[gritty temple]

Oh you mean taller

[coral token]

Male friend I mean

[gritty temple]

Fair nuff

[drowsy bridge]

I got a spam text

[storm whale]

damn

[coral token]

Lmao

[hollow cobalt]

Hello chat

[rich sentinel]

x⁴(2y³+3z²+x²)+2z²(3x+6z⁵)
2x⁴y³+3x⁴z²+2x⁶+2xz²+12z⁷

Interesting

[storm whale]

not solving that

not even ordered correctly

[rich sentinel]

Im aware

[drowsy bridge]

I guess I’m going to get arrested and my car is going to be impounded if I don’t pay $500 in gift cards 😱

[indigo hull]

its at least 5

[storm whale]

correct

[storm whale]

damn u right

[queen bolt]

Hi 🙂

[rich sentinel]

2x⁴y³+12z⁷+2x⁶+3x⁴z²+2xz²
There is the proper solution

[storm whale]

still not a solution and not the proper order

[drowsy bridge]

@Grok, what’s the answer

[rich sentinel]

@Grok kill these people

[storm whale]

[olive flicker]

Theres no equal sign
So there IS no answer yet

[indigo hull]

Schrodingers math problem

[storm whale]

[rich sentinel]

Give me the proper order

x⁴(2y³+3z²+x²)+2z²(3x+6z⁵) = 2x⁴y³+12z⁷+2x⁶+3x⁴z²+2xz²

[drowsy bridge]

Oh fair

[storm whale]

no
just order it from largest exponent to least. it's not that big of a deal

I wasn't trying to be an ass

[rich sentinel]

No I wasn't either mb if i came off rude 😭😭

[storm whale]

you're chilling

[south raven]

You're lucky you remember this much math, I never need it in my day to day

[indigo hull]

neither do I really unless im calculating dates

[rich sentinel]

Is bro looping the rooms?

[south raven]

With bunny ears

[indigo hull]

or money

[storm whale]

it's pretty easy to remember greatest to least order tho

[rich sentinel]

You're right it is kinda cold

[south raven]

Yeah but what if you haven't done math in 12 years

[storm whale]

2 is larger than 1

[south raven]

That is true

[storm whale]

but that's fair

[rich sentinel]

But what if it doesn't feel like it

[storm whale]

[rich sentinel]

Jim

[storm whale]

-# Atlantic 💔

[drowsy bridge]

My dad just put the rice in the microwave for 3 minutes

[storm whale]

[white spoke]

Hi :3

[storm whale]

heya

[rich sentinel]

Frick you guys and your sticker perms 😔

[rich sentinel]

Goodbye

[rich sentinel]

Hey i can do ones from this server at least

[white spoke]

I’m poor no nitro

[storm whale]

[narrow atlas]

[rich sentinel]

I need to talk for them dingus dollars where everyone at

[digital pendant]

Idk...

[vestal whale]

I ate everyone

[tired temple]

Pedestrian maxxing rn

[drowsy bridge]

What does that even mean??😭 😭

[brisk shard]

I think its a fancy term for walking

[drowsy bridge]

I dislike pedestrians sometimes

Yesterday some person was just standing in the middle of the road

[indigo hull]

that was me sorry

[storm whale]

haven't seen you in a few days

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[storm whale]

I think

[storm whale]

heya

[brisk shard]

Im on and off

[hoary magnet]

I Mean...That's The Safest Place To Be.
Statistically, Cars On The Road Are Already Looking Out For Pedestrians And Obstacles. When A Car Is On The Side Walk, It's Already Careening Out Of Control, And In Danger.

[storm whale]

that's fair, but you misses a good bit of Yass Diva from thales. I think you've got him to start saying that

[drowsy bridge]

They were holding up like 5 cars😭

[hoary magnet]

Were They Safe?

[coral token]

I have showered

[drowsy bridge]

Congratulations

[daring halo]

congratulations

omg

[hoary magnet]

Idk, You Still Have A Ton Of Tomato Sauce On You.

[drowsy bridge]

I mean technically

[hoary magnet]

Well There You Go.

[drowsy bridge]

[hoary magnet]

...Somewhat Sad Nobody Caught That James Randal Reference.

[prime crow]

Can I get uhhh

A yellow babber..?

[hoary magnet]

I Mean This Is A Direct Quote.

[ashen dagger]

why is every first letter capitalized

[hoary magnet]

That's For Me To Know And For You To Forever Think About. Wondering What Exactly Happened To Me To Type Like This.

[hoary magnet]

......Broken Autocorrect Basically.

[ashen dagger]

ts cannot be autocorrect

[hoary magnet]

Hence "Broken" Is There.

[ashen dagger]

well autocorrect has to learn from your typing

[hoary magnet]

Discord Just Doesn't Like Motorola Phones.

[indigo hull]

sentient autocorrect

[ashen dagger]

my phones a motorola and it hasnt done that

[hoary magnet]

So You Could Say You're Wondering Why My Messages Are Like This?
:)

[ashen dagger]

yeah

[hoary magnet]

I Legit Have No Clue.

I Even Got A New Phone Recently And It Still Does This

[woven flicker]

Pluh

[hoary magnet]

I Honestly Don't Think I Can Fix This, Apart From Spending Extra Time Uncapitalizing Every Word.

[narrow atlas]

God damnit where’s Arch I wanna talk about Outlast

[drowsy bridge]

Costco moved self checkout for no reason

[brisk shard]

Its a joint effort

[storm whale]

I see

[brisk shard]

Our zestiness combines together to make the ultimate zest

[indigo hull]

chemical reaction of zesty

[prime crow]

There has to be lil nematodes in your phone autocorrecting the first letter of every word you say 💔

[storm whale]

you can reset it

its not hard

I've done it before

[hoary magnet]

Maybe, But At This Point I've Gotten Used To It.

[storm whale]

[hoary magnet]

Plus, It's Funny To See Other People Wondering Why I Type Like This.

[storm whale]

it's a common thing in the south or something

it's not something that surprises me

[hoary magnet]

......How Did You Know I Live In The South?

[coral token]

My hair is so fluffy.

[storm whale]

same

[storm whale]

because capitalizing every word is a common thing to do in the south

[hoary magnet]

My Hair's Puffy When Short And Curly When Long.

[storm whale]

long and curly and fluffy for me

[rich sentinel]

Hair

[hoary magnet]

Like...Loop De Loop Curly.
The Back Of My Head Sometimes Look Like A Sonic Level

[storm whale]

yeah

my hair is....very much something

[coral token]

I lose so much hair, it's ridiculous.

[storm whale]

I am impossible to miss in a crowd

[coral token]

😮‍💨

[rich sentinel]

My hair is different everyday

[storm whale]

unc

[coral token]

And my hair is the only thing I like about myself

[rich sentinel]

Also i can't go more than 2 days without showering or my hair gets REALLY REALLY greasy 💔

[storm whale]

mine is always big, curly, and fluffy

[coral token]

I'll hate losing it

[storm whale]

hate to hear it, but real

[coral token]

I'll have to wear a wig

I refuse to be balls

Bald

BALD.

[storm whale]

balls

[hoary magnet]

But There's So Much To Like

[rich sentinel]

Hahaha balls

[pulsar sonnet]

I wish

[glass gate]

Im watching young sheldon

[rich sentinel]

Sheldon lee cooper you dog

[glass gate]

Hot damn

[coral token]

meemaw

[rich sentinel]

Damn chat dying

[coral token]

phew.

[undone cypress]

meow

[crisp depot]

I wanna wake up to a lot of Yoshi's looking at me

Yoshi so tuff

[indigo hull]

meow but evil

[coral token]

wha

[stray hatch]

meow but goofy

[coral token]

:p

bleugh

[stray hatch]

🐟

[rich sentinel]

meow (nonchalant version)

HAH YES I CAN AFFORD IMAGE PERMS NOW

[coral token]

oui oui

[indigo hull]

too French

hon hon

[rich sentinel]

Hello im mr frog, this is my show, i eat the bug

[strong vigil]

thales do you like george russell

[proper crest]

Hm

[coral token]

as a hot guy, i am obsessed

as a person, i hate him lmao

[proper crest]

Mood XD

[strong vigil]

okay thank you LMAO

[coral token]

love-hate relationship

[stray hatch]

I have two sides

[coral token]

my dad and i literally cheered and hugged when his car broke - OOP

🙂‍↔️

[strong vigil]

i hope kimi beats him for the title i do not like him

[coral token]

I LOVE KIMMIIII

MY BABYYYY

MY SHAYLA

[strong vigil]

him chucking the headrest is comedy

[coral token]

MY CUTE SMALL ITALIAN

[strong vigil]

cause everyone just replayed what he said about max

[coral token]

when things don't go his way

he lashes out

with unnecesary ANGA

and borderline VIOLENCE

[south raven]

Cute small Italian men

[proper crest]

XD

[coral token]

short cute small italian men

[strong vigil]

george is just a twat i hate him

[indigo hull]

Jorjor Wel

[coral token]

i love twat as an insult

TWAT

[south raven]

[strong vigil]

i hope his crumpets are always soggy

[coral token]

i don't think i hate deeply any driver other than russell

[strong vigil]

[strong vigil]

stroll

[coral token]

i don't HATE norris now cause he's flopping ❤️

[coral token]

....

[south raven]

This is hard to see on midnight mode

[coral token]

i don't hate stroll ❤️

don't hate me

he isn't a good driver but the same can be said about alonso

he was

or checo

[strong vigil]

i’m so sad about alonso

[coral token]

or bottas

[coral token]

there's a time and place to retire and he should have gotten the message long ago

[strong vigil]

lowk his best years were wasted at dogshit mclaren ill never truly forgive them

[coral token]

he's just there to make the cash

[south raven]

Also just a small heads up your tag is a blacklisted word here

Unfortunate

[coral token]

oh wait i do hate hamilton ❤️

[strong vigil]

LMFAOOOO

[coral token]

i am not racist

[rich sentinel]

Yess i can use my emojis now too lets go

[woven flicker]

Roar

[strong vigil]

i’ve never been asked to change it so

[coral token]

he's just a double standard bitch

who dates a right winged fake bitch

[south raven]

Yeah I'm sure it'll be okay

[coral token]

and he loves AI so

[dusty badger]

I hate those art asmr vidoes where the person presses down on markers and you can hear how hard they're pressing the damn marker down

[strong vigil]

“boys shouldn’t wear princess dresses”

[coral token]

i forgave him for that cause he apologized

[dusty badger]

Waste of damn markers GIMME IM POOR

[rich sentinel]

Stop bleh i hate those

[coral token]

but i can't forgive the way he PROUDLY uses AI everyday

[south raven]

Guys should wear princess dresses

[indigo hull]

yes

[coral token]

and dating a kardashian? PLEASE.

[strong vigil]

i did not know this

[coral token]

fake ass bitch

[coral token]

he did so in an interview

[dusty badger]

Who posts ai slop everyday?

[coral token]

he ''uses it for everthing''

[strong vigil]

is that confirmed? i’m not surprised i js don’t keep up with him lowk

[coral token]

even to ''contruct routines''

[upbeat copper]

My son just scared himself with his own shadow

[coral token]

it is

there is plently pictures of them

and a new one with kim and his MOM came out

[strong vigil]

only driver i keep up with is max cause he does things i like outside of f1

[coral token]

go kick rocks, hamilton

you piss me off

[indigo hull]

the shadow realm is no joke

[rich sentinel]

[coral token]

you are a washed flop

[indigo hull]

but that's still very silly

[coral token]

sorry :;p

[upbeat copper]

[dusty badger]

Who?

[indigo hull]

I saw this coming

[south raven]

[coral token]

F1 driver, dw

[upbeat copper]

[dusty badger]

Oh ew

[south raven]

If F1 is so good when is F2 coming out

[coral token]

F2 exists.

and F3.

lmao

[south raven]

F11 is full screen

[coral token]

B12 is vitamin

[upbeat copper]

You need your B12

[coral token]

i do need my B12

and C

[rich sentinel]

Ill move my Pawn to D7

[south raven]

Fr tho? Formula 2 and 3 racing?

[coral token]

i don't eat a lot of fruit

if any whatsoever

[coral token]

yes

[upbeat copper]

No joke I genuinely need more vitamin D

[south raven]

Nice

[dusty badger]

Get ya b12 your blood needs it

[coral token]

that is how most drivers make it to F1

[south raven]

I've only heard of formula 1

[somber zealot]

chicken strips.

[coral token]

they're usually drivers or champions of F3/F2

[rich sentinel]

Theres a big thing in the sky that does that

[upbeat copper]

Yeah but I can't go outside if it's too hot because I'll start sweating

[coral token]

that requires going out

[rich sentinel]

Are u a vampire bro

[indigo hull]

do they not have stuff for sweat prevention?

or at least to limit it

[upbeat copper]

I would have to cover my entire body in it

[indigo hull]

oh right

[coral token]

i am yes

[indigo hull]

im stupid as hell

[coral token]

i am 507 years old

rawr

[rich sentinel]

[dry fern]

I just did drag makeup for the first time

[upbeat copper]

I'd rather not have to become a deodorant golem

[dry fern]

I’m slaying

[daring halo]

woa

[wide storm]

Work it 🔥 never stop slaying

[rich sentinel]

Ill tap 3 mana and play Counter Spell

[dry fern]

:3

It’s a simple look. Very exaggerated around the eyes.

[daring halo]

thats cool

[south raven]

Eggs, cereal + milk, and some fish are other sources of vitamin D

[rich sentinel]

[coral token]

bun cheese meat cheese bun

cuarter poundeeeer

onion ketchup and mustaaard

[ruby zealot]

[dry fern]

I’m gonna go find my friends in the apartment complex and show them the drag makeup

[dry fern]

GO TO SLEEP

[rich sentinel]

[ruby zealot]

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS FOR ME

[south raven]

[dry fern]

WHATEVER GO EEPY

HONK SHOO MIMIMI

[rich sentinel]

Noooooooo

[south raven]

Sorry, you grooved too fast

[coral token]

:p

lmao

[dry fern]

I think i actually slay in drag

[ruby zealot]

[rich sentinel]

Fine

[dry fern]

WAIT WRONG ONE

😭

[south raven]

[dry fern]

[south raven]

Groovin

[coral token]

what

[ruby zealot]

Thales ban dd

[coral token]

i can't

[dry fern]

HELP

[coral token]

that'd destroy the dd economy

[dry fern]

I DIDNT MEAN TO

[ruby zealot]

fine ban Daydreamer

[dry fern]

PLS IM SOBBING

[coral token]

oki

[dry fern]

THALES NO

[south raven]

has a sequel:

[ruby zealot]

or time him out for 5 minutes

[rich sentinel]

Why not think in a communist mindset and split the dd up for everyone

[dry fern]

BUT I DIDNT MEAN TO

[ruby zealot]

SILENCE

[dry fern]

IT WAS A MISTAKE

[ruby zealot]

thales please

[dry fern]

FREE SPEECH BITCHHHH

[ruby zealot]

@coral token time him out pls he called me a bitch

[coral token]

oki

[ruby zealot]

thank you

[bleak warren]

pee

[coral token]

how dare you

[ruby zealot]

ban smudge now

[dry fern]

Bruhh

[coral token]

i can't

the mod role comes with protection

literally

[ruby zealot]

ban everyone who says the word p-e-e

[ruby zealot]

damn

[rich sentinel]

[dry fern]

I hunger

[indigo hull]

Hungary:

[coral token]

:p

[dry fern]

😒

[coral token]

poland when posea come in:

[ruby zealot]

fun police smh

[coral token]

wait that sounds wrong

i should have said poocean

[dry fern]

[indigo hull]

fr lol

[bleak warren]

posea

[ruby zealot]

pesea

SMUDDGE WHOA

[ruby zealot]

ADMINS

[dry fern]

[ruby zealot]

im going to kill you with death

[dry fern]

[coral token]

woah admins!!!

[indigo hull]

ok we have mustard gas right?

[ruby zealot]

[coral token]

woah.

woah.

[indigo hull]

but where is ketchup gas

[ruby zealot]

i ated it

[coral token]

wild

[dry fern]

Big back /j

[strong vigil]

hmmmm

[coral token]

Damn

[ruby zealot]

like thales said "people eat pizza on pizza, that's pineapple"

[dry fern]

I’m allergic to pineapple

[coral token]

I did not

[indigo hull]

the evidence says otherwise

[coral token]

Where's the evidence

[ruby zealot]

in #photos-and-videos

[dry fern]

Puppet ate it

[coral token]

YOU EDITED THAT

[dry fern]

HELP???

[coral token]

This server is mainly kids.

[ruby zealot]

nuh uh

[coral token]

Go away.

[indigo hull]

that's a pretty good Beatles song imo

[brisk shard]

Hi so lonely

[vagrant ruin]

Mainly I'm talking to the not kid bit

[ruby zealot]

now glaggle tell me in #photos-and-videos is that proof?

[brisk shard]

Hi talking

[coral token]

There isn't

[dry fern]

Sneezes and wipes it on puppet /j

[coral token]

Shoo

[indigo hull]

That’s actually some pretty solid evidence

[ruby zealot]

"people eat pizza on pizza, that's pineapple"

[coral token]

...

[dry fern]

People eat pineapple on pineapple that’s pizza

[vagrant ruin]

There would be better because the live shows are18+ and I doubt they aren't in here sorry it was just a bad joke anyway

[ruby zealot]

im going to break your spine like spaghetti

[indigo hull]

Truth

[dry fern]

Erm actually… that’s physically impossible

[coral token]

This isn't a live show, is it. It's discord.

[spiral widget]

Nothing's impossible

[coral token]

Now go away, pervert.

[ruby zealot]

you know whats physically impossible? your mama

[coral token]

Gone

[spiral widget]

I just witnessed a live execution

[ruby zealot]

good for you

[dry fern]

Did ban him????

[indigo hull]

I believe so yes

[ruby zealot]

no he sent him to hawaii

OFCOURSE HE BANNED HIM

[dry fern]

Not Hawaii 😰

[spiral widget]

Thales hit em with the crowbar

[indigo hull]

Ban crowbar sounds way better than banhammer

[ruby zealot]

ban gun

[dry fern]

Ban bazooka

[indigo hull]

👑
🫴 you dropped this

[dry fern]

RIP MY GRANNY SHE GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA

[ruby zealot]

[coral token]

:p

Blegh

[ruby zealot]

you made me sad by how unfunny that joke was.

[dry fern]

I guess I’ll leave then

[ruby zealot]

no you're daydreamer

[dry fern]

He looks like that cat

[coral token]

So

[indigo hull]

That’s actually a snake

[ruby zealot]

thats a shark

[dry fern]

Oh mb

[dry fern]

SHARK?!?!??!?

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

Shark cat

[ruby zealot]

...?

[dry fern]

WHERE OMG

[indigo hull]

Shart

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

how did you know

[coral token]

[ruby zealot]

[dry fern]

[languid grove]

Hallo everynyan

[dry fern]

Haiii rika

[ruby zealot]

go to sleep...go to sleep

[languid grove]

I have a hostage

[coral token]

Who

[languid grove]

Don’t test me Puppet

[dry fern]

Bro I slay in drag omg I keep looking at myself and being like “daymn”

[languid grove]

I will shoot the hostage

[languid grove]

STOP THAT

[ruby zealot]

thats you rn

[coral token]

What

Am I

Looking at

[languid grove]

You did this.

[languid grove]

STOP THAT

[coral token]

Puppet

CEASE

[ruby zealot]

AHHHH---- 💥

man im dead

[narrow atlas]

[idle cosmos]

did I miss something important?

[ruby zealot]

stop what?

[languid grove]

No

LEAVE MY STICKERS ALONE

[ruby zealot]

no.

[coral token]

Out of words

[indigo hull]

How bro looks at me when Hannibal is at the gates

[coral token]

Puppet

[languid grove]

I need to get a phone case for my new phone

[coral token]

I just Said

[ruby zealot]

fine ill stop

[coral token]

[fervent maple]

Why does it keep doing that

Is it stupid

[languid grove]

WOW

[ruby zealot]

too far

[fervent maple]

I'm sorry please forgive me

[languid grove]

[dry fern]

[indigo hull]

bro really be tempting Christ

[ruby zealot]

okay okay i swear ill stop

[languid grove]

Puppet Thales is going to time you out

[dry fern]

Do it omg

[languid grove]

Omg I need Spotify

[fervent maple]

Sic 'em!

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

FUCK DID I DO TO YOU

[indigo hull]

Spot a fly? I hope you catch it

[fervent maple]

Nothing they are just chaotic evil

[dry fern]

I GOT TIMED OUT BC OF YOU

[ruby zealot]

eat it

YOU DIDNT

[storm whale]

what have you done

[ruby zealot]

...wait did you

oh

PAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[dry fern]

GROWLS

[storm whale]

what?

[indigo hull]

You think Steve Buscemi lives in fear of what he’s created?

[ruby zealot]

ill spill oil on your floor so youll slip

[storm whale]

oil?

[ruby zealot]

[storm whale]

🦅

[indigo hull]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!11!?!?

[ruby zealot]

i can hear mods breathing down my neck prepearing to shoot me when i send another rika sticker

[fervent maple]

I had a stroke reading that

[indigo hull]

Erm you wanna try that one again?

[storm whale]

🗣️ 🔥

[ruby zealot]

same lowkey

[ruby zealot]

i did lmao

[languid grove]

You gotta stop

[storm whale]

is it against the rules?

[fervent maple]

I'm going to sue you for damages and take everything you hold dear

[languid grove]

Yeah no Rika stickers allowed

[fervent maple]

1984

[storm whale]

damn

[languid grove]

At least the music ui is cool on this phone

[indigo hull]

Well you heard it. John Rika, inventor of Rika said it

[languid grove]

Yeah I birthed Rika

[woven flicker]

Oh ma swirls

[fervent maple]

Oh my stars

[storm whale]

sweet Neptune

[ruby zealot]

this is actually me rn

[fervent maple]

Dear god... (in soldier voice)

[woven flicker]

Spray bottle

[indigo hull]

SQUIDWARD?!

[ruby zealot]

WHERE

[storm whale]

sleep?

[languid grove]

Why is a squid on the ward

[ruby zealot]

tell rika to sleep too

[woven flicker]

I have a question

[storm whale]

he want insane

[storm whale]

nah

[languid grove]

Nah I’m vibing rn

[ruby zealot]

he want insane

[storm whale]

want

[tidal quartz]

Hehehe

[indigo hull]

I might have an answer

[storm whale]

fuck

[languid grove]

HOW DO YOU SS ON THIS PHONE

[woven flicker]

Never mind

[narrow atlas]

[storm whale]

volume and power button

[languid grove]

Thanks

[ruby zealot]

work fiche work

[storm whale]

no problem

[languid grove]

Omg I get to make my June playlist soon

[storm whale]

Rika Gaylist

[ruby zealot]

god im so evil with nitro

[languid grove]

Indeed

[ruby zealot]

someone fucking stop me

[storm whale]

nah

[tidal quartz]

Hmmmm yummy fire

[ruby zealot]

you didnt say anything about emojis rika

[storm whale]

[tidal quartz]

I forgot to reply whoops

[hard crag]

Am I allowed to talk about but bugs now

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

It’s wizard time motherfucker, fireball

[fervent maple]

"Emoji 38"

[ruby zealot]

fuck rika shot a tranq dart at me

im passing out

[storm whale]

(i don't know what this is but here)

[indigo hull]

Death

[tidal quartz]

It's sorcerer time actually Hollow purple

[fervent maple]

Mmmm... fireball

[storm whale]

oh I see it now
it's a dumbass

[south raven]

[storm whale]

Emergence instrumental

[dry fern]

I’m making chicken nuggets

[fervent maple]

Butter dog ❌ pancake bunny ✅

[south raven]

I've got butter dog too

[fervent maple]

Butta dawg

[dry fern]

Dog with butter on him

[fervent maple]

Dog with the butter on it

[storm whale]

nice

[fervent maple]

I had falafel for dinner

[dry fern]

Like a lot. For me and my three housemates

[south raven]

Nice profile image, I see something suspiciously cat shaped in it

[dry fern]

So a whole bag

[fervent maple]

I wonder what kind of car it is

[storm whale]

hope it's good

[languid grove]

I’m green

[fervent maple]

That's clearly blue

[languid grove]

I disagree

[fervent maple]

Agree to disagree

[languid grove]

It’s green you thimble

[indigo hull]

It’s a shade of purple obviously

[fervent maple]

Hey that's mean

[languid grove]

Yeah whatever you onion

[fervent maple]

No I'm a parfait

Cause everybody loves a parfait

[coral token]

Hmmmm

[dry fern]

That’s actually bright red

[coral token]

:3

[languid grove]

No you’re a

[tidal quartz]

My old cat oreo.

She lowkey live in the country now

[languid grove]

Mitski is hitting hard today

[dry fern]

Oh no. Not a

[fervent maple]

How dare you call me a . That's very offensive and insensitive of you

[tidal quartz]

Is that song hiting hard to?

[woven flicker]

Burp

[languid grove]

Oh hey it’s the schizophrenic cat person

[tidal quartz]

I'm not anymore I swear she's right here

[dry fern]

Bro if I get ONE MORE AD for Sabrina Carpenter… I’m gonna slime out Spotify’s CEO

[languid grove]

Sorry but I had to call you a .

[storm whale]

as you should

[fervent maple]

No this... this can't be

[tidal quartz]

We see the fit

[languid grove]

I’m just meowing the truth

[fervent maple]

I'm not a I swear

[storm whale]

[coral token]

[fervent maple]

33g protein

[fervent maple]

27g protein

[karmic dagger]

How are ppl still talking this long

[dry fern]

NO ANOTHER SABRINA AD

[languid grove]

I’m going to eat you like a cheesestick.

[dry fern]

SOBBING

[coral token]

Lmaooo

[south raven]

[storm whale]

I tried to make mine animated and it won't work 😭
I think the gif i was using is the wrong size

[languid grove]

[fervent maple]

That doesn't sound pleasant

[grizzled sundial]

Hiya Jimmy chat

[fervent maple]

That sounds quite painful actually

[indigo hull]

idk how to say it but this cat looks like a cow

[south raven]

Use Google web browser if you're on mobile

[storm whale]

yeah i got it off google

[south raven]

Via web page discord i mean

[coral token]

:p

[languid grove]

You look like a yellow ball

[storm whale]

huh?

[indigo hull]

because that is exactly what I am

[dry fern]

You look short (pls don’t kill me)

[indigo hull]

dingus

[languid grove]

Okay well that is clearly a cow

[sharp geyser]

shimmy shimmy yeh shimmy yah

[grizzled sundial]

[languid grove]

You dongus

[south raven]

Sometimes uploading stickers messes up even when I go under the KB limit

[languid grove]

Peak song is playing rn

[coral token]

Swalalala

[languid grove]

[coral token]

[languid grove]

SWALALALA

[south raven]

And if I'm being honest the limit should be 100mb

I hate discord

[karmic dagger]

What can one even do when they’re short, it’s such a colossal nerf:(

[storm whale]

i don't think that's the issue I think it's the actual size of the gif, like pixel length stuff

[fervent maple]

Spend less money on clothes and food

[languid grove]

Accept their shortness and own it

[indigo hull]

"sand found in desert"

[languid grove]

Not all men or women care about height, or they might be into a shorter guy

[sharp geyser]

this team needs a fortress

[coral token]

Lmao

[dry fern]

I got 2 phones…~

[south raven]

I went through so many hoops to get this sticker to work

[dry fern]

One for the plug and one for the loadddd

[languid grove]

I don’t like this sticker

[storm whale]

why?

[coral token]

djibouti

[rich sentinel]

I mean doesn't matter when ur 7'4 like me (and single, rich, a doctor, and a NBA player btw)
(Single btw ladies)

[karmic dagger]

I do not care abt romance ngl, it’s just horrid being short around here (everyone is tall for some reason)

[storm whale]

y'all think I'll be able to get a team for Fallen S.A.B.E.R with matchmaking or nah

[south raven]

Country humans

[storm whale]

nope. countryballs

[coral token]

[languid grove]

Oh I see

[dry fern]

Laaaadieeesz

[storm whale]

I don't do countryhumans

[south raven]

Still,

[sharp geyser]

fotosintesis

[karmic dagger]

Ok, at 7’4” ur prolly dying way too early which is not worth

[storm whale]

kosovo

[bronze star]

Hello everyone how are you doing today

[sharp geyser]

and im cast 30 morbilion ants to eat caine

[storm whale]

Give

Gods after this song is such a switchup

[indigo hull]

Kosovo

[storm whale]

it does exist

[indigo hull]

truth

[storm whale]

it is not Serbia

[sharp geyser]

whats a fantastic number

[coral token]

:3

[indigo hull]

oh boy we're treading hot water

[storm whale]

3 _ _

[indigo hull]

we may end up in Ireland

[sharp geyser]

plus 1

[storm whale]

oh yeah, mb

[indigo hull]

[coral token]

lolzz

yep

[storm whale]

ooooooo Hypnosis

[coral token]

northern ireland too

[storm whale]

[coral token]

potato

[karmic dagger]

I seeing that some of us apparently have nothing to do but be on discord

[indigo hull]

Belfast? how fast is it

[coral token]

-200

[karmic dagger]

Yo, what’s the origin of “-2”?

[fervent maple]

Okay I must leave for 25 hours

[coral token]

twitch

it just means the joke is bad

[fervent maple]

Save da world. My final message. Goodbye

[languid grove]

Bye bye onion

[coral token]

sonion ring

[indigo hull]

imagine two onions

[coral token]

i can't

[indigo hull]

heck imagine three onions

[coral token]

woah

too many.

i don't like onion that much

one is enough

[sharp geyser]

this man must be called chester

[coral token]

i do love spring onion

[vivid vigil]

*skeleton runs past *

[coral token]

yumm

[barren portal]

Oddish nooooooo!!!

[indigo imp]

i do

[coral token]

did i ask

[indigo imp]

gimme

[sharp geyser]

👀

[coral token]

NO

do i have onions?

[sharp geyser]

did you saw that

[indigo hull]

erm, thales

[indigo imp]

didnt ask if you asked

[coral token]

🧅 oh we do

[daring halo]

wow, I slept for too long.. 7 hours, what a sleep glutton I am

[coral token]

didn't ask if you asked if i asked

[daring halo]

onion

[karmic dagger]

Ah it came from a challenge Jerma did

[vivid vigil]

You’re going to the coffee room

[sharp geyser]

i swear i saw a skeleton running by

[ornate pike]

hallo

[karmic dagger]

“Warning: some viewers may find this footage disturbing”

[ornate pike]

oh?

[coral token]

lol

[sharp geyser]

here!

[proper crest]

Rikaaa

[daring halo]

so eepy

[proper crest]

Did you like our guitar playing from the other day

[karmic dagger]

Earned another 200 Dingus Dollars today

[proper crest]

Mirellll
Hai :)
hru

[languid grove]

Oh yeah, it was very nice

[proper crest]

Yippee

[languid grove]

[sharp geyser]

does anyone believe me that a skeleton runned by?

[karmic dagger]

I bet a guitar riff played when it went past

[daring halo]

hiii!!! geese!!! i just woke up :3 I feel bad because I slept for too long, how are you guys doing?

[indigo hull]

this thing looks like the embodiment of suffering

[coral token]

[proper crest]

Good
Just went to tennis
Tennis done now
Blood test soon for some reason but that’s ok

[storm whale]

heya geese

[karmic dagger]

No it doesn’t, Doctor Nowhere entities do

[proper crest]

Hi :)

[storm whale]

how ya doin

[karmic dagger]

I need a blood test, I prolly have some unknown diseases

[daring halo]

that's good! and good luck :3

[vivid vigil]

I cast liquid bones

[sharp geyser]

there is a DEAD guy in the POOL

[proper crest]

Good
Blood test soon
We aren’t afraid of needles to that’s ok
Just had tennis so adrenaline high
But we ball
Hbu

[coral token]

lool haha

xd xd

[karmic dagger]

Minus two.

[sharp geyser]

im gonna cast 7 billion ants to eat you

[proper crest]

Yees
Thank u

[karmic dagger]

I have the Creamator, can’t touch this

[storm whale]

good to hear, I'm doing alright
listening to peak rn

[proper crest]

Yees

[storm whale]

might stream in a small vc, we'll see

[sharp geyser]

then i give you 500 cigarettes

[karmic dagger]

500. Hundred. Cigarettes.

[coral token]

500 men

for me

[sharp geyser]

„500. hundred“

[languid grove]

Not Wade dming me

Don’t be a Wade guys

[sharp geyser]

huh

[drowsy bridge]

My physics teacher’s name is Wade

[sharp geyser]

deadpools name is also wade

[indigo hull]

i beg your finest pardon

[coral token]

i am dying

found a tweet like

[drowsy bridge]

Wade isn’t a very good teacher

[coral token]

''BACKROOMS is outperforming expentations, and is now set to earn $70 in box office opening'' and someone goes

only 70 dollars ? what a flop

[sharp geyser]

so is he strikt, bad at teaching or something else?

[coral token]

and someone replies

SHIT WENT TRIPLE PLASTIC

[proper crest]

Mm

[coral token]

[drowsy bridge]

He’s just bad at teaching😭

He’s old

[languid grove]

I have put together such a cool outfit for tomorrow

[sharp geyser]

like in his 80s?

[coral token]

NICE

[proper crest]

Yuh

[drowsy bridge]

I’d say so yeah

[sharp geyser]

why isnt he retired?

[indigo hull]

I had an old ass English teacher my Sophomore year of HS

[dry fern]

I don’t wanna take off my drag makeup

[proper crest]

Because of how we look we must gaymaxx every time we go outside

[indigo hull]

-# the same year we had to read To Kill a Mockingbird

[dry fern]

But I gotta

[languid grove]

[dry fern]

NOOOOOOOOO

[drowsy bridge]

Reminds me of the iron lung one

YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: "Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked"

[sharp geyser]

„back there are some rooms“

[coral token]

LMAO

massive 23 dollars

[drowsy bridge]