general

[indigo hull]

have a break, have a KitKat

[storm whale]

💔

[languid grove]

Luxury brands piss me off

And brands in general tbh

[bleak warren]

SILENCE BRAND

[languid grove]

Like you’re throwing away and cutting up perfectly good handbags instead of donating them for WHAT PURPOSE

[indigo hull]

Erm, what do you think is all over race cars?

[storm whale]

#BanTheBrand

[languid grove]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT A POOR PERSON GETTING YOUR BAGS??

[bleak warren]

i am aware that i have a problematic hyperfixation

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

I wasn’t making fun of it…

[languid grove]

The only brands I like are smaller brands besides hollister

[bleak warren]

oh i know, i was just saying

[languid grove]

I only like their more recent stuff

[ruby zealot]

you know what time it is chat

time to say how much i love y'all

[indigo hull]

Also without sponsors race cars would look kinda boring

[ruby zealot]

lets see...

[languid grove]

Oh yeah how was the vc? I went to bed

[bleak warren]

i don't smoke cigarettes but old race cars with cigarette sponsors go hard

[languid grove]

Did anymore chaos happen

[indigo hull]

I didn’t stay in chill zone after that

[unreal kiln]

It was crazy

[storm whale]

I moved into a smaller vc with cool people so idk

[indigo hull]

yeah that

[unreal kiln]

Thales screamed "DYNAMITE MODE" and then we heard sirens

[languid grove]

Wowie

[indigo hull]

Shadow remained in Chill zone after all that ask her when she’s online

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

That’s too much commitment

[storm whale]

tenrec showed up too

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

I saw that as well

[languid grove]

Curiosity killed the cat for a reason

[ruby zealot]

"After 110 billion people throughout history after countless wars, fights and deaths im glad to be living in the same time as anyone of you, even tho this wont last long im glad to call you my friends...im grateful to meet you guys, to meet my friends, to talk to my family even for a single second not knowin when it'll end...some people say the best feeling is platonic love and i agree with that...thank you" - puppeteer 2026

[unreal kiln]

Vc jimcord is entirely different than chat jimcord

[languid grove]

You know Tenrec?

[unreal kiln]

Just a whole different gang of people

[indigo hull]

I know who she is

But I haven’t spoken to her before iirc

[bleak warren]

from my understanding they're more like twitch viewers

[storm whale]

:platonicheart:

[zinc frigate]

Yall go into vcs?

[gritty temple]

If I was immortal and indestructible and immune to getting sick I would eat as many random mushrooms that I find as possible

[ruby zealot]

[languid grove]

Oh I see

[indigo hull]

Only with people I know

[gritty temple]

Sometimes !

[storm whale]

only with friends

[unreal kiln]

Why does it say coydog theta delta

[zinc frigate]

[gritty temple]

I get a bit shy sometimes tho 👉 👈

[languid grove]

Glaggle sounds terminally done with shit

[unreal kiln]

What does it mean archfred

[zinc frigate]

Real shit

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

you read all that?

[ashen dagger]

[bleak warren]

probably how he stays sane tbh

i should give less of a shit too

[gritty temple]

Coyote dog mix therian

[storm whale]

yeah?

[ruby zealot]

thanks dude

[indigo hull]

I’ve found it’s better for my mental health

[unreal kiln]

How is it pronounced

[storm whale]

of course

[indigo hull]

To just not give a shit

[languid grove]

I don’t think it’s bad to care

[bleak warren]

i already give less of a shit than i used to but i think i need to give even less of a shit

[gritty temple]

Coy like “boy” and dog like ..,, dog

[unreal kiln]

So not at all like how coyote is said

[coral token]

:p

[storm whale]

I was locked in on destiny so I wasn't really paying attention to the chaos

[gritty temple]

Rolls off the tongue better that way

[bleak warren]

no, but i care too much, and i have trouble turning it off sometimes when there's no reason to

[indigo hull]

as long as you still care about the ones you love then you can always give less of a shit when need be

[gritty temple]

Kai dog just doesn’t sound right

[bleak warren]

i will always care about that

[coral token]

:3

[unreal kiln]

Also a mix between a coyote and dog

[coral token]

oh dpsishsjjssj

[unreal kiln]

Are they not like the same species

[rose ember]

[storm whale]

no, but yes

[indigo hull]

Close

[bleak warren]

what about dogyote

[gritty temple]

They’re canines but not domesticated dogs

[storm whale]

they're similar enough

[unreal kiln]

I think they're close enough to be able to produce offspring is a coydog possible irl

[indigo hull]

they belong of the same genus

[gritty temple]

Yes !

[storm whale]

yeah

[unreal kiln]

Oh

[indigo hull]

Which is like one above a species iirc

[unreal kiln]

So it's real

[bleak warren]

i didn't know a dog could be a genus. very smart dog

[gritty temple]

Yurp

[storm whale]

just like horses and donkeys yeah

[unreal kiln]

Would dragons be reptiles

[gritty temple]

Weeeeeee

[indigo hull]

The dog got it’s PhD

[gritty temple]

Ask Smudge

Smudge is a dragon :D

[bleak warren]

yes i am a reptile

[storm whale]

the most common depiction yes

[rose ember]

Ello

[unreal kiln]

But your dragon has hair

[sullen rain]

when is the stream

[coral token]

Bibinos

Never

[unreal kiln]

Name me 1 reptile with hair

[gritty temple]

Ye st er day

[coral token]

He quit.

[bleak warren]

i am a reptile with fur. don't question it.

[bleak warren]

me

[gritty temple]

Why did this split up like that

[sullen rain]

it was yesterday

[indigo hull]

John Reptile with Hair

[unreal kiln]

Are there scales under the fur

[coral token]

Yes

[bleak warren]

yes

[sullen rain]

wtf

[coral token]

Next stream is next week

[sullen rain]

i didnt get a notification again

[gritty temple]

It does that to me too sometimes

[coral token]

Womp that's discord for you

Or twitch

Both failing at the same time is weird

[gritty temple]

But I always get a lousy notif for DougDoug smh

[sullen rain]

i had discord and twitch open all day

[rose ember]

erm

[unreal kiln]

I was gonna say that reptiles don't have horns and then I remembered the great horneyd lizard exists

[indigo hull]

Still cant believe they gave John Lobotomy a Nobel Prize for inventing the lobotomy

[languid grove]

Sigh, I need glasses

[languid grove]

WHAT

WHAT IS THAT

[unreal kiln]

What

[bleak warren]

any question about why i'm [x] or why i have [x] can be simply answered by one thing

[rose ember]

[bleak warren]

✨ magic ✨

[gritty temple]

A Puppet has arrived in the Fish VC

[storm whale]

Djibouti

[ruby zealot]

and left

cause im bored

[gritty temple]

This is so sad

[languid grove]

It looks so cursed

[indigo hull]

The Swiss Army knife of answers

[unreal kiln]

But dragon...

[languid grove]

WHAT IS THAT

[bleak warren]

dragons are one of the most magical of creatures

[unreal kiln]

It must be anatomically accurate or else I can't like it!!!

[indigo hull]

Wait also I just learned

[unreal kiln]

What if crows evolved from dragons and that's why crows love coins

[bleak warren]

"anatomically accurate" it's a fantasy creature, its anatomy can be anything

[indigo hull]

The guy who invented the lobotomy was also the first Portuguese national to win a Nobel prize

[gritty temple]

Holy peak

[unreal kiln]

And that's why rem always has 90k souls

🤯

[ruby zealot]

smudge can you please drive me to kfc

[bleak warren]

no

[indigo hull]

Kaiser Fried Chicken?

[gritty temple]

FATASS REM

[wheat igloo]

I'm just gonna believe you solely because this makes sense for the portuguese.

[zinc frigate]

Time to 3d print a little teto

[unreal kiln]

When u need some souls but you get to the sinners just to learn rem ate it

[indigo hull]

This comes from Wikipedia (the free encyclopedia that nobody at all can edit as they please /j)

[karmic dagger]

Grinding for dingus dollars while my boss is away

[unreal kiln]

Getting a cut on ur armpit is worse than death

[indigo hull]

[unreal kiln]

Shaving was invented by evil evil people

Who wish harm upon everyone

[karmic dagger]

I made a barcode on my thumb once

That was js me being a klutz though

[wheat igloo]

As reliable as it can get.

[indigo hull]

Fr lmao

[unreal kiln]

Only real bad thing ive done is accidentally shaving my whole eyebrow off

[karmic dagger]

I have this fear because I have a slight unibrow that I trim occasionally

[karmic dagger]

Internet Archive is pretty good too I think

[languid grove]

I once accidentally shaved half my eyebrow off

I was 12 and thought an eyebrow slit would make me look hot

[indigo hull]

Rika those are caused by scarring I think

[rich sentinel]

Hmmmm

[gritty temple]

But then you wouldn’t be able to eat an ube cupcake

[unreal kiln]

Canon event

[languid grove]

Huh

[fervent maple]

Hug

[unreal kiln]

This is my favorite extremely niche reference

[languid grove]

No hugs for you

[gritty temple]

Chronically online reference

[languid grove]

NO

[unreal kiln]

Who says a girl with an eyebrow slit can't eat an ube cupcake

[languid grove]

THE ONES THAT YOU DO YOURSELF DUMMY

[karmic dagger]

What is this ball

[unreal kiln]

It was a weird ad for a bakery

[fervent maple]

bamkentball

[dreamy knoll]

Smika

[languid grove]

I was a very dumb child

[unreal kiln]

And the lady kept saying who says ____ can't get a _____

[indigo hull]

It’s ok lmao

[upbeat charm]

who wasn't ngl...

[unreal kiln]

What the fuck sorta formatting was that

[languid grove]

Real

[karmic dagger]

I wasn’t dumb I was just cringe

[fervent maple]

i was totally super duper smart

[languid grove]

I was picked on a lot because I was very strange

[upbeat charm]

same difference

[unreal kiln]

Like doctor

[languid grove]

But like for my first year at secondary school I tried to be normal

[karmic dagger]

No it’s not 🥀

[unreal kiln]

Bruh ts party in three hours what do I ts do

[languid grove]

Get ready for the party

[fervent maple]

for me i was super normal and everyone loved me and then middle school came around and my brain started being weird

[languid grove]

Get your glitter out

[upbeat charm]

clover was like
nothing but sunshine and rainbows until grade 9 hit

[karmic dagger]

I was so cringe I wore my moms black lady boots bcz I thought they looked like leather boots a villain would wear

[languid grove]

I’m kinda jealous

[fervent maple]

no

[languid grove]

The first part not the second

[upbeat charm]

what if you don't have a capo

[fervent maple]

im jealous of the first part too but its not how i am anymore so

[languid grove]

THAT’S COOL

[indigo hull]

Well you better know alternative tuning for it

[fervent maple]

dude i used to wear princess dresses as a kid

[languid grove]

I wore cat ears to school when I was 11

[fervent maple]

i used to go in my sisters closet and wear her disney princess dresses

[karmic dagger]

FUH nah😭

[rich sentinel]

I was 11 when i was 11

[fervent maple]

😭

[languid grove]

No way

[fervent maple]

stop lying

[upbeat charm]

well it's E standard+2 so just play it 2 frets lower than usual

[languid grove]

As you should

[rich sentinel]

I swear its true

[karmic dagger]

“I was born at a very young age”

[indigo hull]

I WAS BORN ON A DUBLIN STREET-

[wheat igloo]

When I was your age, I was already 14 years old.

[languid grove]

I’m sleepy

[ashen dagger]

time to tuck rika in

[wheat igloo]

Hello Sleepy, I'm Cross Wren.

[indigo hull]

Hi sleepy

[upbeat charm]

clover held the record for youngest person on earth for a bit

[languid grove]

You are very familiar

[rich sentinel]

Bye sleepy

[karmic dagger]

Whatever ball you know, I’m sure it’s elite, because I sure don’t know it

[wheat igloo]

I used to talk a lot here, I reckon.

[languid grove]

I see I see

I say with my eyes closed

[upbeat charm]

glaggle do you want a weird tuning
it's good clover promises

[indigo hull]

I’m all ears

[wheat igloo]

You're pretty good at reading and typing with your eyes closed.

[languid grove]

I’m bored and I dunno what to do

[rich sentinel]

Drop Z tuning

[upbeat charm]

B, F#, C#, f#, b, e

[languid grove]

Thanks it’s a talent of mine

[upbeat charm]

billy corgan reference

[rich sentinel]

Drop -Z. Tune everything 100 steps down

[fervent maple]

bored and sleepy is a hell of a combo

[indigo hull]

Ball knower

[karmic dagger]

Is it against the rules if somebody posts art in #art for me?

[coral token]

Go take a nap

[coral token]

No

[rich sentinel]

I don't get the reference ✌️😔

[upbeat charm]

yeah, clover reads Guitar World, how could you tell?

[karmic dagger]

Anyone willing to do that for me

Imma die before getting art perms

[fervent maple]

3 doller

[rich sentinel]

Yes. Punishable by a public skinning

[coral token]

:p

Lmao

[storm whale]

truth

[coral token]

Zero patience

[indigo hull]

Oh I just like Smashing Pumpkins lmao

[coral token]

It takes at most 3 days of being really active to get them

🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

[upbeat charm]

the guy from smashing pumpkins
who has a signature baritone guitar called the Drop Z

[coral token]

Owo

[karmic dagger]

Mi bombocla🥀

[coral token]

Eggclat

[coral token]

Adele's breakfast order

[indigo hull]

One of my influences as a guitarist

[karmic dagger]

FIVE BOMBOCLAT EGG?!

[upbeat charm]

clover only knows it cause it loves learning about new guitar gear

[plush bone]

hort

[coral token]

RASCLAT

[plush bone]

BOMBOCLAT

[indigo hull]

Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine was the whole reason I bought a Fender Jazzmaster

[plush bone]

habos babos

bomboclat

[upbeat charm]

ngl clover almost bought a PRS SE before finding it's Squier

it was a really nice green

[indigo hull]

They look nice

[coral token]

:p

Lelelelele

[upbeat charm]

mhm
but clover's guitar has a swimming pool route so it's objectively better

[rich sentinel]

As a drummer im not the biggest fan of guitars but i do love me a Les Paul 🤤

[ashen dagger]

les bean

[rich sentinel]

Or any 7 string 🤤🤤🤤

[upbeat charm]

not really a fan of the single cuts but clover really wants a double cut in like pellham blue or smth

[coral token]

[rich sentinel]

I wish i understood a single or double cut means

[indigo hull]

the Les Paul never appealed to me tbh

[rich sentinel]

I like the sound

[upbeat charm]

a cut in the wood for easier hand access to higher frets

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

I like a good semi-hollow body guitar

like an ES-335

[coral token]

Me hungry

[indigo hull]

or the Fender Starcaster

[olive flicker]

[plush bone]

dim sum

[coral token]

Mmm

[dusky river]

Eat hardtack

[coral token]

Foof

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😙

[indigo hull]

Hardtack and Hell-fire stew

[upbeat charm]

clover would sell it's soul for a thinline jazzmaster with a strat bridge

[indigo hull]

im setting my sights on a Jaguar next

[storm whale]

[upbeat charm]

clover's next guitar may actually be a kit
it found an Ibanez JEM kit online and it's gotten a lot of good reviews

[fervent maple]

my timing is so off

[upbeat charm]

clover doesn't know how to solder yet but only one way to learn

[storm whale]

I was gonna say it's not that hard but that's a different kind of soldering

[upbeat charm]

actually about that
clover doesn't know how realistic of an option it is but there's a manufacturer called Bilt and they make fully custom jazzmaster-style guitars
like
any pickups you want (up to 4 on a single guitar), any colour, etc
clover thinks they also have a starcaster-like version

only problem is that it's like 3000-4000 dollars

[indigo hull]

guess i better get to selling a kidney

[storm whale]

indeed

[upbeat charm]

JHS has a signature guitar that's only ~1500 though

[ruby zealot]

You can take mine

No problem twin

[upbeat charm]

2 firebird pickups, a jaguar pickup and a lipstick pickup

[indigo hull]

if i had like 10k i would build the perfect shoegaze guitar

the rest of the money is for all the pedals and shit for a pedalboard

[upbeat charm]

how to build a cool pedalboard!!!1111!!1!!!!
step 1: quad cortex
step 2: uhhhhh an exp pedal ig
step 3: done

[indigo hull]

the only one i have right now is a fuzz pedal

[coral token]

i almost slip

And crack my big ass head

[upbeat charm]

clover has a reverb and a ring modulator with a distortion circuit

[coral token]

I have one of those like

Very slippery floors

It's not even like

[indigo hull]

nice

[coral token]

Polished

And it's still still super slippery

Specially in my big ass fluffy socks

I fell on my big ass

[upbeat charm]

are you okay tho?

[coral token]

Thank god it's fat

It softened the fall

Phew

(my ass really hurts)

[upbeat charm]

a fuzz would be cool though

[storm whale]

I don't wear socks on hard floors because I know my dumbass is gonna slip

[indigo hull]

I have the Fender Shields Blender

[upbeat charm]

clover slides on hard floors
or tip-toes
no inbetween really

[unreal kiln]

Glitter is for sinners

[indigo hull]

the one designed by Kevin Shields of MBV himself

[upbeat charm]

woah

[unreal kiln]

Y'all gotta make a slideshow of every picture and clip of ur friends ts frying the shit outta me

[loud mauve]

chikity china the chinese chicken

you have a drumstick and your brain starts tickin

[upbeat charm]

clover wants either a big muff or an MXR poly blue octave

[fervent maple]

dude im pissed

[loud mauve]

ok

[fervent maple]

i said how i saw a screening of a movie and it was about music so a lot of the songs were originals for the movie

but they were good and theyve been stuck in my head

[indigo hull]

i've been looking into reverb pedals as of late

[fervent maple]

and since the movie isnt out i cant find them anywhere to listen to them

[loud mauve]

what movie

[fervent maple]

power ballad

[loud mauve]

what type of music

Genre

[fervent maple]

thats a great question

[upbeat charm]

clover highly recommends either the boss tera echo if you can find one or the JOYO 9-in-1 reberb

[fervent maple]

how would i define it hmmm

[loud mauve]

Whatre we talking about rn even

[indigo hull]

i'll look into them

[fervent maple]

wdym

[upbeat charm]

-# the tera echo (and the boss dimension clover forgot to mention it) are like THE shoegaze pedals....

[loud mauve]

Whats the current conversation

[fervent maple]

fortnite battle pass

[indigo hull]

nice

[loud mauve]

ACHOO

[loud mauve]

i just shi out my ass

[upbeat charm]

mhm

[fervent maple]

jeez thanks for telling me

[loud mauve]

yw twin

[unreal kiln]

when the pedals stop hitting so you lowk drink 3 buzzballs and invent the weewoop machine

[lethal sierra]

I just got pinged like 7 times in a row in a server I'm in

[indigo hull]

today is your lucky day

[lethal sierra]

It was an event ping that got into like every vc

[plush bone]

my dad watching anime

[dry fern]

Haiiii

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

Founding Fathers? Geez hope they find them soon

[coral token]

I'm back

[coral token]

If you say hi back I will annihilate 5 generations of your family tree

[storm whale]

hi

[coral token]

No I didn't mean that you idiot

I meant like "hi back I'm Thales"

Smh my head my shaking my smh

[storm whale]

Western Sahara -16% -13%

[plush bone]

thales

thules

[storm whale]

you misspelled it

[coral token]

I had this game

Good truck simulator

[storm whale]

it's thamagables

[coral token]

In the wishlist for like 3 years

And steam has been poking me to get it ever since

[storm whale]

that's how wishlists work

[indigo hull]

where's Eastern Sahara

[storm whale]

not currently in the game

or a country

[visual bear]

Hi, how can I send my art to the "art" channel?

[indigo hull]

also Qatar -14%/-6%

[cobalt wasp]

You are now sand

[storm whale]

you need image perms

[storm whale]

rip

[visual bear]

How do I get this?

[storm whale]

#roles

read it

[visual bear]

thx!!!!

[plush bone]

absolutely majestic name you got there

[storm whale]

my thanks John Jawn

[storm whale]

[coral token]

Maybe I should get it

It's like a dollar 45

And since steam here is now in USD, it already includes taxes

Back on the previous administration, I had to pay the value of the game+ 155% tax

[bleak warren]

get what

[plush bone]

my pleasure

[storm whale]

magnificent name change

[coral token]

So a 10 dollar game would be 25.5

[bleak warren]

i have a 3 dollar game on my wishlist that's $2.09 right now

[coral token]

If my math is right

[coral token]

Omg yassss

[indigo hull]

i would hope so you were a former math tutor

[coral token]

Kills you.

[indigo hull]

man im dead

[coral token]

Exactly

Dead people don't talk

🙏

[ruby zealot]

...thales why did you summon lightning

[indigo hull]

Zeus

[coral token]

The yassel

Interesting

[coral token]

Will it waffle

[storm whale]

yes

[indigo hull]

wait you've just reminded me of something funny

[coral token]

:p

N o

[indigo hull]

i didn't plan on saying it here

[coral token]

If it's not funny

You will die

If it doesn't evoke me fun

Rikathesilly

[languid grove]

I have no idea what to wear to a trans right demonstration tomorrow

[coral token]

Clothing

I'd recommend

[languid grove]

No shit

[bleak warren]

i wouldn't think there's a dress code or anything

just be yourself

[coral token]

Dress code? I hardly know her

[languid grove]

I’m going to maul you like a rabid snail

[coral token]

Wooooow

That's violent for the snail community

[languid grove]

I know but I have to look cool

Up my swag

[coral token]

Tall boots

Like Patrick star

[languid grove]

Thinks…

[languid grove]

I do have fishnets

But what if they get tanned into my legs

[coral token]

Lmao that's funny

[languid grove]

Being poc in summer is hard

[languid grove]

IT HAPPENED BEFORE

[storm whale]

that's something you'll have to figure out on your own

[languid grove]

I LOOKED LIKE A FISH

[storm whale]

because i do not tan

[languid grove]

No melanin for you

[storm whale]

I just get freckles or sunburn

I'm Ginger Supreme after all

[languid grove]

Nvm you’re like an honorary poc

[storm whale]

LMAO

[languid grove]

Y’all going through as much oppression as we are at this point

[bleak warren]

i'm just gonna sit my white ass down and listen

[storm whale]

ehhhhh i don't think so

at least i personally haven't

[lethal sierra]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!aaaaaaaaa

[storm whale]

yeah there's the "gingers have no soul" thing but that doesn't really bother me

[ruby zealot]

I heard poc

[storm whale]

the supernatural profile goes hard

[indigo hull]

why the fuck am I laughing at this?

[storm whale]

cuz it's goofy as hell

[lethal sierra]

Should've also shaved the singular strand of hair

[indigo hull]

then he really would've been Baldi

[languid grove]

It might be a cultural thing but here in England, gingers in schools get absolutely bullied

[storm whale]

there's a lot of us here so it doesn't really happen purely because someone is ginge

[languid grove]

Gingers are pretty sparse

So yeah you got bullied for it

[fervent maple]

They don't get "bullied" but def picked in a little even if it's jokingly

[storm whale]

many of us also tend to play sports so they're either built or athletic and there's not really anything to pick on

I never got bullied, I was just antisocial

[indigo hull]

i don't think my school had many

[iron wraith]

Im so happy for my lil sis yall. Her semi formal is tonight and in one hour she's gonna get out of school and get ready 💖 💖 💖 💖

[fervent maple]

I got bullied for being antisocial

[storm whale]

I didn't

[languid grove]

YAYYY

[storm whale]

nobody gave a fuck and left me alone

[indigo hull]

same

[tired temple]

Semi formal what?

[languid grove]

I just got called emo everyday and was bullied for looking too cool

[iron wraith]

Im so excited for her. I even mailed her a set of nails that she wanted me to make ✨

[languid grove]

/j on the cool part

[indigo hull]

they couldn't handle the Rika style

[iron wraith]

Ik she's gonna be sooo cute

[languid grove]

I was eh looking

[storm whale]

out of the thousands of kids at my school there like 20-25 gingers and most of us are pretty social so nobody really gets bullied just for being ginger

[iron wraith]

I bet you they still do ya just don't see it

[indigo hull]

its possible

[tired temple]

I’m ugly af but somehow basically no one bullied me ever all through my school years

[languid grove]

Are you going to help her or is she just getting ready by herself?

[indigo hull]

everyone was strangely chill with me

[fervent maple]

I had people who would throw pencils at the back of my head in class

[tired temple]

Literally everyone at my elementary school fw me until highschool so I had a ton of homies that I barely talk to

[bleak warren]

i got heavily bullied for being quiet/shy, nerdy, and poor

[languid grove]

I’m going to bark at them

[indigo hull]

i can tell you we would've been good friends

[fervent maple]

But that was middle and high school

[languid grove]

[storm whale]

some kids did that to me, but they also did that to literally everyone so I think they're just jackasses

[fervent maple]

College is chill asf I've only had people say derogatory things to me like 2 or 3 times seriously

[storm whale]

I laugh at anyone that tries to insult me

10/10 the reactions are always funny

[indigo hull]

where nobody really bullied anyone at my school it made up for in just full on fistfights

[iron wraith]

I cant help her bc im in alaska and she's in Cali but my other sister and mom are gonna help her im just happy that I was able to get her nails done🥹 💖

[languid grove]

AWEEEE

That’s so nice of you to do for her

[storm whale]

yeah thats my school too

[zinc frigate]

People bullied me because of how cringe I was in middle school and I became really timid in high school

[languid grove]

I hope she has a great night

[indigo hull]

isn't literally everyone cringe when they're going through their middle school years?

[iron wraith]

She wanted kitten length nails, black french tips. With a cursive heart of the thumbs

[storm whale]

yes, especially if they don't realize it

[bleak warren]

i was an edgelord in middle school. never made weird lewd comments like the teens nowadays though

just hated everything and everyone

[iron wraith]

I put the nails i made in #photos-and-videos

[indigo hull]

what happened to nihilism?

[fervent maple]

Back when the dinosaurs roamed the earth

Is it okay if I make jokes like that I don't want to accidentally offend

[languid grove]

HELP

[bleak warren]

we joke constantly about me being old here, it's chill

[fervent maple]

Okay just making sure

[bleak warren]

my bio even says i'm a granny

[indigo hull]

besides she's not as old as Jimmy

Jimmy is more ancient than smudge

[plush bone]

will jimmyhere ever get married

[languid grove]

Why would we know

[storm whale]

I know a guy (NOT a friend of mine, he genuinely pisses me off by speaking at all) that makes those comments and it genuinely makes me want to throw up and/or beat his ass

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

People who are constantly weirdly inappropriate are like my most hated kind of people

[storm whale]

same, and this kid is nonstop with it as well

[languid grove]

EWWWW

[storm whale]

yeah

[lethal sierra]

I've known a kid like that

[languid grove]

I think those kind of jokes are only really funny between close friends
When a stranger makes one it just makes me want to slap them

[plush bone]

no

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

You have definitely done cringey things as a kid

[fervent maple]

Iron deficiency man

[plush bone]

ye...

totally...

[zinc frigate]

I was BAAAAAD, like Mario plush YouTube channel and Fortnite dances in front of the entire school during an assembly with 0 shame bad

[storm whale]

he knows who some of my friends are, and he won't leave them alone despite them telling him he's gotta go

[lethal sierra]

I agree

[bleak warren]

yeah i'm not gonna pretend i'm some puritan who never says anything gross. there's a time and place for everything. but too many people think they can say what they want when and where they want with no regard for others

[indigo hull]

😭

I lowkey was like that too

[plush bone]

dude sometimes my own thoughts make me cringe

[bleak warren]

if they stay thoughts, it's not a problem

[indigo hull]

Smudge is right

[plush bone]

yes

[jade sail]

I read Paw Patrol fanfics

[fervent maple]

I wasn't that cringe I was just a loser who developed very bad anxiety and depression

[zinc frigate]

We all gotta go through our cringe phases to get to where we are now. Cringe but free

[indigo hull]

the person breaking the chains meme

[zinc frigate]

The fact I was able to do those Fortnite dances in public and didn’t feel embarrassed was insane to me

[storm whale]

thats rough

[lethal sierra]

I used to be obsessed with dabbing and flossing

[fervent maple]

Hitting the orange justice in front of the school

[plush bone]

yeah middle school had too many people saying 67

[jade sail]

Even Jimmy says 67 at this point

[coral token]

:3

What did I miss

[plush bone]

ikr

[lethal sierra]

Yk that one video if the dude being like "inhale the memes exhale the memes" I was also that kid

[zinc frigate]

I still remember how to do the default dance, and only do it to make kids cringe at my work

[plush bone]

talking about middle school cringe

[coral token]

Was someone weird

Oh ok

[fervent maple]

I can do a a mad good orange justice, and hype is easy

[bleak warren]

no weird people, just talking about our own weirdness

[coral token]

I wasn't cringe cause I barely interacted

I was awkward in some like

School plays

But that's because of autism

[storm whale]

#memes

[languid grove]

I think some people need to realise that it’s okay to not share your odd thoughts

[coral token]

And because I hated being the center of attention

Of anything

[proper bridge]

hello

[languid grove]

Infact it’s preferable

[coral token]

Except when it was about my grades lmao

[zinc frigate]

I like making the kids I help teach laugh, I just stare at them for like 10 seconds then start doing Gangnam style and every time without fail they’ll laugh

[bleak warren]

yeah too many people just say whatever they think off rip. society needs to stop encouraging that

[lethal sierra]

Imagining this makes me giggle lol

[indigo hull]

you are the good teacher

[zinc frigate]

Look I’ll be cringe to mess with children or make them laugh

[storm whale]

very noble

[zinc frigate]

Bring back shame

[iron wraith]

I knew someone that was so like crazy in high-school he thought that any girl being nice to them wanted to date them and if any girl said no to him being asked out he'd fricken punch them in the stomach

[indigo hull]

damn wtf

[plush bone]

i remember when everyone thought the hor hor horhor hor freddy fazbear meme was funny

[iron wraith]

I hated that guy for soooooooo many reasons

[storm whale]

that's crazy people shit what the fuck

[iron wraith]

Yeah man

[indigo hull]

remember the devious lick?

[bleak warren]

we do tend to shame the weirdos here so, i guess we're doing our part at least

[lethal sierra]

Cuz it was, I loved that meme

[indigo hull]

EVERYONE in my High school did that at one point

[plush bone]

yeah

the lick

[zinc frigate]

THEY STOLE A TOILET

[storm whale]

kids at my school literally stole bathroom STALLS and the toilets too

[zinc frigate]

THE WHOLE FUCKING TOILET

[iron wraith]

Its okay now tho I got him put on an fbi watch list

[fervent maple]

What in the public school activities bro

[indigo hull]

ok they never stole any toilets in mine

[storm whale]

as it should be

[zinc frigate]

FROM THE SECOND FLOOR WITH 2 OFFICES AND SECURITY CAMERAS

[indigo hull]

but they damn sure ripped them out of the ground

[storm whale]

try the toilet and the stall too

[iron wraith]

This was way after high-school tho bc they didn't do squat

[zinc frigate]

AND A POLICE OFFICER WHO PATROLLED THE SCHOOL

SHITS INSANE AND IMPRESSIVE

[fervent maple]

That image of a toilet with a tree in it and a poorly drawn Lorax that says "let it grow"

[lethal sierra]

Wait hold on now, they managed to steal an entire toilet, go downstairs, and out the school and managed not to get caught

[indigo hull]

We also just didn’t have sinks in one for like a month

[iron wraith]

Bahahaa how do you even manage stealing a toilet

[storm whale]

I have that somewhere

[zinc frigate]

I DONT KNOOOOW

[indigo hull]

Better question is WHY

[zinc frigate]

Shits legit impressive

[storm whale]

indeed

[indigo hull]

I could make the best joke ever

[storm whale]

do it

[zinc frigate]

Maybe they did it during a basketball game or something, but that makes it even more impressive they managed to go in

[fervent maple]

Get ready to -2

[iron wraith]

You know what there was that school trend of stealing school stuff a couple years back

[lethal sierra]

Alot of the devious links from back in the day utilized stealing massive items that like, how did you not get caught or bring attention to yourself

[indigo hull]

yeah I brought it up lol

[storm whale]

Euclid my beloved

[indigo hull]

i think that peaked in like my sophomore year of HS

[fervent maple]

I prefer non Euclidean geometry

[storm whale]

it's a song

[indigo hull]

Or around that time

[bleak warren]

GTA ass heist

[storm whale]

my favorite song, in fact

[fervent maple]

More like payday 2

[zinc frigate]

I don’t know if they got caught or not but shit is insane

[iron wraith]

Oh yeah can I say i became best friends with my fbi agent

[storm whale]

impossible

[lethal sierra]

I think you already have once

[fervent maple]

No you can't

[iron wraith]

Dope

[indigo hull]

It would be incredible if they got away with it

Probably sold that toilet to like Bolivia or some shit

[zinc frigate]

I like to believe they still have that toilet

[bleak warren]

i don't bolivia

[lethal sierra]

I remember one dude telling a story of finding live lobster in the school toilets

[fervent maple]

Nothing ever really happened at my school bro

[storm whale]

"highschool trophies" ahh

[lethal sierra]

There was one in each bathroom

[iron wraith]

Fr

[iron wraith]

Bro the money spent on that

[indigo hull]

So this isn’t my story but it’s one from my uncle like 20 years ago (early/mid 2000s) but he and two friends of his took on like half of the HS football team in a brawl once

[storm whale]

not a small amount

[indigo hull]

I think it was like a 3v7

[storm whale]

jesus

did they win

[iron wraith]

Ohh whaaa

[indigo hull]

Nobody wins, and everyone loses

[lethal sierra]

It took me a while to get the joke lol

[storm whale]

well yeah

[lethal sierra]

Good pun

[indigo hull]

But my economics teacher actually remembered it

[bleak warren]

i love puns

[indigo hull]

It was like his second year of teaching there

[storm whale]

"Oh brother not another one"

[indigo hull]

LMAO

nah I wasn’t a fighter

he was probably my favorite teacher

[storm whale]

I had a lot of the teachers my brother did so they recognized the last name

that was about it though

[indigo hull]

Same

[storm whale]

funny how my older brother and younger sibling basically switched tiers on the family tier list over time

[coral token]

I was Just about to shower

And my dad offered to take me out for brunch

Food is food

I'll shower when I get home

We're gonna have sum coffee and pastries

Yummers

I'm of course gonna pay for my part cause I'm not cheap

And I'm a good son

[storm whale]

w thales

[coral token]

Every time I can, I pay for all of it

Cause I'm in a position where I can you know

Treat my parents

[indigo hull]

Why are you so cool?

[coral token]

A little give back

[zinc frigate]

Yay my kasane teto is almost done 3d printing

[coral token]

Sometimes when my dad tries to pay

I hit him with the

[languid jackal]

Just got into a surgery and removed 2 teeths that were blocking the braces

[coral token]

☝🏻

And I slide the card faster than him

And he's like 😡😡❤️

[languid jackal]

2 teeths of doom and despair

[zinc frigate]

Eesh you okay?

[coral token]

You could say that

Uuuh

Hold on, trynna think of a rhyme

[languid jackal]

Eh its just kinda hurting on the biggest teeth

[coral token]

Nope nothing's coming

You'll have to wait

[languid jackal]

The smallest teeth was a breeze

Didnt hurt at all

[shell wagon]

Happy Friday!

[languid jackal]

Maybe just maybe ill have to eat stuff like ice cream

For more than 2 days

[pine knoll]

Fellow Worshiper!

[storm whale]

indeed

[shell wagon]

[coral token]

Boo

It's already friday?

[storm whale]

AHHHH

[coral token]

Woah.

[coral token]

Hi so fucking scared

[coral token]

How you doing

[storm whale]

chilling

listen to peak

[coral token]

Poggers boggers

:p

[dry fern]

I just walked into my apartment and yelled, “Daddy’s home, sweetie!!!”

OMG MY ROOMMATE WAS SO CONFUSED AND SCARED LMFAOOO MADE MY DAY

[coral token]

Question is

Who was supposed to hear that

😭

[dry fern]

it was a joke 😭

It was meant as a joke

[coral token]

Home for meeeeee

[dry fern]

You say daddy’s hoooome

[storm whale]

thats mad funny

[coral token]

Ooooh poookie

Pwincess

[languid grove]

[coral token]

Rikathesilly

[bronze prawn]

Your liver is no longer required.

[coral token]

Thank you

Now I can eat spicy and fried without consequences

[bronze prawn]

Fair

[zinc frigate]

[bronze prawn]

True

[storm whale]

congratulations

[coral token]

Uwu

[bronze prawn]

I love it when that bit of tism hits

Bleh

Time to lose your BONE PRIVELAGES.

[coral token]

Once you write it correctly, sure

[bronze prawn]

What correctly

[storm whale]

indeed

[storm whale]

the last word

[coral token]

"privelages" 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[bronze prawn]

I'm bad at spelling, and I do know.

[dusky river]

He dosen’t know

[bronze prawn]

I found a hot dog bun under my bed

[dusky river]

Eat it

[bronze prawn]

Taste test?

[humble isle]

[coral token]

Sure

[bronze prawn]

Ok

[bronze prawn]

It has mold on it

[dusky river]

Oh

[bronze prawn]

Adds flavor...

[dusky river]

Oh no

[bronze prawn]

Yummy

[coral token]

I think you should not talk

[indigo hull]

i used to know a guy who could do a great Carl impression

[storm whale]

what happened to them

[bronze prawn]

Fivehead

[indigo hull]

lost contact with them sadly

[storm whale]

damn

[coral token]

Blegh

[indigo hull]

dude was awesome though

[storm whale]

I was about to ask if you killed them

[tough quiver]

I used to be a guy who could do a good Carl impression, then my vocals died

[dusky river]

Mount Big Time Rushmore

[bronze prawn]

I have a good Stitch impression.

[iron wraith]

WHAT DID I JUSTREAD

[dusky river]

Big Time Rush…I haven’t heard of them in years

[coral token]

Text

[indigo hull]

words, even

[coral token]

I don't think you use this sticker with the correct meaning

[tough quiver]

Characters perchance

[bronze prawn]

Nooo.

[iron wraith]

AH its just funny

[dusky river]

You can’t just say perchance

[tough quiver]

Perchance you are correct

[bronze prawn]

Gay perchance

[humble isle]

Imagine hating when I’m literally

[bronze prawn]

Not hating...sry

[ashen dagger]

red green blue or yellow

[zinc frigate]

[humble isle]

Geen

[coral token]

You're moth floof dance?

[humble isle]

Nice reply Thales.

[zinc frigate]

Also blue

[coral token]

Oops

[ashen dagger]

i fell into the void
this is YOUR fault

[ashen dagger]

[humble isle]

[bronze prawn]

Lacey what is that tag

[ashen dagger]

man i love fiche

[bronze prawn]

The one next to your name

[humble isle]

Man I Love Fiche

[coral token]

A tag of all time.

[bleak warren]

what's in a tag

[ashen dagger]

tags

[iron wraith]

IRON LUNG IS NOW ON YOUTUBE

[tough quiver]

REALLY

[iron wraith]

MARK JUST POSTED

[bronze prawn]

Nuh uh

[indigo hull]

oh yeah didn't the Backrooms movie drop today?

[dusky river]

We must give our time to the Marketplires

[bronze prawn]

Yep

[dry fern]

Ikr

[ashen dagger]

oh right its buy/rent fuuuck

[dusky river]

DAMN

[tough quiver]

Dang it

[coral token]

Blegh

[bronze prawn]

Mmm marketpliers

[coral token]

I love marketpliers

[bronze prawn]

Same

[iron wraith]

Yeha but its only 10 bucks

[tough quiver]

Question, what does it mean if a server is boosted

[ashen dagger]

boosts

[dry fern]

It flies to the moon

[coral token]

It means people got nitro and boosted it

[bronze prawn]

Did mark preview Subnautica 2 yet

[coral token]

And it gives the server access to stuff

[tough quiver]

Ahhhh, alright interesting

[iron wraith]

like better streaming quality

[dry fern]

Nooo it flies

[coral token]

And a server tag

[tough quiver]

Where to

[dry fern]

It flies to the moon

[coral token]

The moon

[bronze prawn]

Do you guys know when Jimmy streams?

Ever?

[coral token]

When he remembers

[iron wraith]

this sat

[zinc frigate]

Aaaagh gotta try and lock in and draw

[tough quiver]

Wow, I need to go catch a server now

[dry fern]

Dementors?

[coral token]

At least once a week

[bronze prawn]

Jynxzi is the only one on that I care about right now.

[iron wraith]

hes streaming that one movie this sat

[dry fern]

Does Jimmy have dementors????

[coral token]

He is streaming a movie on the 30th yes

[bronze prawn]

The day they got together?

[dusky river]

The Dememtors are after him

[bronze prawn]

That one?

[dry fern]

Gasp

[bronze prawn]

What

[storm whale]

Past Self

[dry fern]

Expecto Patronum

[dusky river]

EXPELIARMUS

[dry fern]

Apparently my patronus is a wolf chat 😭

[coral token]

Oh no

[dry fern]

WOAH

[coral token]

Nuh uh

Nope

[zinc frigate]

Gosh I gotta do something and yet I’m doing nothing

[storm whale]

the hell

[indigo hull]

whar?

[bronze prawn]

Yes. You heard me.

[zinc frigate]

[coral token]

I will not hear you again

[zinc frigate]

I’m assuming I missed something

[dry fern]

I’m having a yap sesh about trauma with a friend. We’re venting mutually

[coral token]

Next time, the bot will hear you

[dusky river]

Disintegrate that man

[bronze prawn]

AHHHHH-

[zinc frigate]

And judging by reactions I’m glad I missed something

[dry fern]

I’m here to decompress and chillll tf out before I continue the yap sesh

[indigo hull]

submarines be like

[dry fern]

Being here helps me calm down tbvh

[indigo hull]

idk i've never been in one

[coral token]

I have

Once

[indigo hull]

damn what was it like

[coral token]

I don't recommend the experience

[bronze prawn]

And you came to the JIMMYHERE #hello DISCORD?

[coral token]

You're under a lot of pressure

[dry fern]

I’ve been in the USS Growler

[coral token]

All the time

[indigo hull]

[dry fern]

But it wasn’t underwater

[coral token]

:p

Good one ik

[bronze prawn]

I'm leaving rn, which you will probably enjoy.

[coral token]

Yipeeee

[dusky river]

I can’t wait for the USS Texas to be reopened

[storm whale]

ah, so you didn't take a trip into the big wet?

[zinc frigate]

50 cents in the jar

[dry fern]

Nooo I no no like water

I have trauma from water

[ashen dagger]

nuh uh, youd be in debt to the cutie jar

[indigo hull]

i was about to ask

which USS Growler?

[coral token]

Who

What

[dry fern]

Idk the one in DC

[coral token]

Who are you?

[zinc frigate]

It’s the “showed feet pics in gen chat” jar.

[ashen dagger]

and ill do it AGAIN

[indigo hull]

there's also a USS Growler currently at the bottom of the Pacific near the Philippines