general

[indigo hull]

oh yeah it does predate it

[peak sentinel]

I do, I’ve seen the movies and have the first two books

[coral token]

not god

dog

i do not feed dog

idk if he needs feeding

[ruby zealot]

i fucking knew you had the books

[dense yarrow]

Hello veemo

[ruby zealot]

call me a edgelord but fight club is a good movie

[peak sentinel]

yeah, Dune was 60s, the first ASOIAF novel came out in 1996

[bleak warren]

Dune was a book and was made into a miniseries twice but the new movies are the best version of it IMO

[dense yarrow]

Go to bed bruh

[indigo hull]

wow

[dense yarrow]

Hi smudge

[dreamy knoll]

Go to bed

[bleak warren]

if you like it for the reasons the director actually made it, you're not an edgelord

[peak sentinel]

I’m so excited for part 3

[daring halo]

i think dune even predates star wars

[indigo hull]

it does yeah

[peak sentinel]

By about 10 years iirc

[daring halo]

indeed

[coral token]

otroikrod

[indigo hull]

12 years to be exact

[peak sentinel]

it’s like the original big space sci-fi story iirc

[indigo hull]

the first Dune novel came out in 1965

A New Hope hit the silver screen in 1977

[coral token]

i wish to have pacific rim 3

BUT

[ruby zealot]

its just makes fun of the male stereotypes of fighting, illegal rings, drugs, models and so on

[coral token]

DIRECTED AGAIN BY GUILLERMO DEL TORO

cuz whoever directed PR2

you suck

[ruby zealot]

teenage boys see men fighting drugs and be like yeah thats me fr

[peak sentinel]

I liked Pacific Rim 2…
wasn’t a good sequel but I enjoyed it

[dreamy knoll]

Uhhh that was me totally

[coral token]

and PR2 clearly ended on another open ending

[dry fern]

We watched a documentary on Pride in the group therapy session I was just in. It was lit but also really sad because of how much stigma and hatred there was back in the 30’s and now… I seriously recommend the series tho. It’s called “Pride”. It’s on Hulu

[coral token]

you did a terrible job

❤️

guillermo del toro is so goated

[bleak warren]

yeah so, you get it, you're not edgy for that

[daring halo]

hmm, sounds familiar

[coral token]

he directed Pacific rim 1

[peak sentinel]

the guy who did the soundtrack for Pacific Rim also did Game of Thrones

[dreamy knoll]

My bad should of filmed it in sydney again

[daring halo]

I've watched like a Pinnochio movie directed by that person

[coral token]

and a lot of other movies

famously, shape of water

[daring halo]

ahh

[ruby zealot]

i love saving private ryan

[coral token]

shape of water won like a lot of things

[peak sentinel]

I need to watch that sometime

[indigo hull]

Weimar Germany actually had a fair hand in laying the seeds for the Gay Rights movement iirc

[hollow cobalt]

Pepper spray!

[indigo hull]

could be wrong but I think i remember reading about it

[ruby zealot]

i wanna watch inglourious basterds but i think that'll be too much for me

[coral token]

:p

[peak sentinel]

I think you might be right? Idk

[coral token]

buuurp

[indigo hull]

that's what im reading about now

[peak sentinel]

have you watched Downfall

[coral token]

i'm gonna fast today

[bleak warren]

it's very extra violent but it's a good movie

[coral token]

#skinny

[indigo hull]

I wanna make sure im right

[coral token]

diettt

[dense yarrow]

Peak Quentin Tarantino film

[ruby zealot]

i watched some popular clips and i love the theatre scene

[hollow cobalt]

[ruby zealot]

and the bear jew one too

[dry fern]

I gotta goooo… therapy time :(

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge

[dry fern]

Bye all! Tc and have a great day/night!

[ruby zealot]

not really

[bleak warren]

also this happens a lot. Tyler Durden, Patrick Bateman, Cartman, Rick Sanchez, Homelander, etc etc. the shitty guy that's an example of who not to be, and guys idolize them

[indigo hull]

it's actually surprisingly well researched

[peak sentinel]

Downfall surprised me

[ruby zealot]

homelander is a egolord

[indigo hull]

its not 100% accurate but it's pretty solid

[peak sentinel]

Can’t talk about what the movie’s about obviously but it was an interesting watch

[fervent maple]

Power ballad was good

Is anyone planning on seeing it

[tired temple]

dont forget a certain horse

[dreamy knoll]

You

[ruby zealot]

god i love movies

[bleak warren]

right, bojack

[indigo hull]

another one that surprised me in accuracy was The Death of Leader of the USSR until 1953

[tired temple]

i finished that show recently

[dry fern]

I was actually like just about to say that! GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[tired temple]

it was REALLY good

[ruby zealot]

🐴

[peak sentinel]

I LOVE THAT MOVIE

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge making u watch beevis and butthead

[coral token]

anyways

what a day

how is every1 doing

[bleak warren]

i have seen it

[dense yarrow]

The guy before Stalin and after Lenin?

[tired temple]

my acheivment for the day was waking up before noon

[bleak warren]

i have seen it before

[indigo hull]

WAIT YOU CAN SAY STALIN?

[dreamy knoll]

Imma throw u at lance stroll

[peak sentinel]

wait their names aren’t blacklisted??

[fervent maple]

I'm okay I'm just walking one of my dogs rn

[dreamy knoll]

Hmmm king of the hill?

[dense yarrow]

I mean yeah?

[indigo hull]

I'm like 99% certain Stalin was blacklisted

[ruby zealot]

"The Death of Stalin"?

[tired temple]

i think it should be he was equally heinous

[bleak warren]

hmm. Stalin is arguably just as bad as..... you know who

[peak sentinel]

Absolutely

[dense yarrow]

If it's purely historical talk then yeah I think

[tired temple]

oh my god we literally thought the same thing smudge

[indigo hull]

i know that's why I figured it was blacklisted

[dreamy knoll]

Yeahhhhhh i am as bad as stalin totally

[bleak warren]

i love king of the hill

[indigo hull]

yes

[ruby zealot]

vermont what the fuck

[dense yarrow]

Stalin did more horrendous shit than the tsar before WW1 bruh 😭

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehe

[coral token]

i didn't know dogs did that

[ruby zealot]

oh my god shes drunk or some shit

[indigo hull]

i love that they had to give Zhukov less medals to make it more believable

[coral token]

you do know there is another like 22 drivers right

[peak sentinel]

uhhhh

[coral token]

that i like more or just as much

[bleak warren]

drunk veem would probably be funny

[coral token]

wsmh

[bleak warren]

drunk me is just a yappathon

[peak sentinel]

in a comedy movie too

[dense yarrow]

Bro literally made a fucking island of unpaid slaves that would cannibalise eachother because they weren't given rations

[coral token]

wait

[ruby zealot]

not all drunk people are funny smudgemobile

[coral token]

i need to know

[indigo hull]

fr that's what's even better

[dreamy knoll]

Ik but fuck u using u as a weapon to hit lance stroll

[coral token]

did anyone watch this 3 movies

what's the name

fear street?

they're so fun

[dense yarrow]

Stalin is so fucking evil bruh I don't get how Mao looked up to him

[bleak warren]

well yeah of course not. i just think she would be

[dreamy knoll]

Thats the funny part i dont drink

[ruby zealot]

i started it but i didnt like it

[peak sentinel]

also starved a bunch of people in Ukraine and covered it up

[coral token]

kills you

murders you with death

violent

[ruby zealot]

didnt really pull me in

[coral token]

i will pull you into a gun

[last moth]

Anybody else a frog

[coral token]

b*****

slash J!!!!!

[ruby zealot]

NO DONT KILL J

[coral token]

DEATH TO J

[dreamy knoll]

Killing jay

[indigo hull]

no more Men in Black movies

[dense yarrow]

Everyone says Ukraine only recently got attacked, bro they were seperated from Russia and the USSR since ww1

[ruby zealot]

NOOOOOOO J RAAHHHHHH

[indigo hull]

Agent J is no more

[coral token]

JJ

from RE4

[peak sentinel]

people who say that Ukraine is a new thing need to stfu

[coral token]

is that his name}

[ruby zealot]

[coral token]

i can't remember

[dense yarrow]

They have been literally in a state of disrepair since Lenin

[coral token]

mind you i completed resident evil 4 about 250 times.

[dense yarrow]

THE WOMAN THAT TRIED TO ASSASINATE HIM WAS FROM UKRAINE BRUH

[peak sentinel]

did you see that they replaced a Lenin statue there with a statue of Darth Vader

[coral token]

it's my favorite game EVER

[ruby zealot]

glaggle want a history quizz?

[coral token]

and i still don't remember some stuff lmao

[coral token]

NO

PLEASE

I BEG YOU.

[indigo hull]

Was she?

[bleak warren]

most people nowadays have a tendency to only think about what's current, if it happened in the past they don't perceive it at all

[dreamy knoll]

Do u have 7 minutes to spare with wesker?

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

I never knew that

[coral token]

yes i do

[dreamy knoll]

Gud luck

[coral token]

he's a cutie

[dry sphinx]

Boom

[coral token]

do not blow up

[peak sentinel]

I meant to say the people who think that the existence of a country called “Ukraine” is a thing that started in the past 30 years

[ruby zealot]

we should do a kahoot night someday

[dense yarrow]

Kapman was a 37 year old woman, who approached Lenin at one of his speeches, shouted "for Slava Ukraine" and shot him in the neck

[coral token]

yeah do that

do kahoot

[bleak warren]

yeah, those people are the people i'm talking about

[indigo hull]

maybe I should pull a Kaiserreich and just have her kill Lenin

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge guess wut

[dense yarrow]

She later testified that the oppression faced by both Germany and Russia had literally crushed the nation

[peak sentinel]

I misread, my mistake

[dry sphinx]

Pancakes or waffles

[coral token]

i think that refers to independence

[gritty temple]

I am sweaty

[indigo hull]

I see

[dense yarrow]

It's actually believed the bullet gave Lenin lead poisoning that later led to his stroke and death

[coral token]

urkaine became a country in 1991 (ofc they are much older than that)

[fervent maple]

My WiFi

[gritty temple]

The mushrooms have been collected and composted and now I need to shower

[coral token]

but factually as a country ukraine is indeed like 30 years old

[indigo hull]

I know his health wasn't the same after it

[coral token]

not as a society

[bleak warren]

wut

[fervent maple]

Chicken butt

[coral token]

i believe they were a republic before

like much before

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 and i also sending u to a fuffy buny dimension

[coral token]

why am i even talking about history smh

[indigo hull]

and I could see how plausible that the attempt led to his early death

[coral token]

i don't wanna trigger the man

[bleak warren]

i used to respond "Chicken butt" every time because i was expecting someone to do that

[dense yarrow]

The lead era was probably the most detrimental yet important phases in current medical history

[indigo hull]

ok no

[dreamy knoll]

History hour with glaggle and a table

[fervent maple]

🤝

[peak sentinel]

The first independent Ukrainian state was in 1917

[indigo hull]

in the aftermath of the October Revolution Ukraine became a multitude of warring states iirc

[coral token]

yes i know that

and it says they were ''Ukrainian People's Republic''

[fervent maple]

Chat what do I do if I'm lost in the forest

[coral token]

so a republic?

[coral token]

turn arouuuuund

[indigo hull]

that wasn't the only one

[coral token]

like the song

[indigo hull]

it was soon replaced by the Ukrainian Hetmanate

[dense yarrow]

Ukraine was part of a union, but has been its own country for well over 160 years

[indigo hull]

or a Ukrainian Monarchy of sorts iirc

[dreamy knoll]

Im over the chicken butt thing

[dense yarrow]

It was aligned with Russia under the Tsar up until his abdication in 1916,

[coral token]

aAHHHH HISTORY

[bleak warren]

ah yes, but others could still strike at any time

[coral token]

mmm chicken

[dense yarrow]

Russia was pulling troops out of war, while holding out against German bombings up until they gave in

[bleak warren]

it's discord, you have to be prepared to be trolled anytime, anywhere! even by good friends!

[dreamy knoll]

Can i remove their legs then?

[coral token]

omg my fav streamer live

yassssssssss

[dense yarrow]

The treaty was made, and Ukraine was split from Russia

[coral token]

rah rah

[fervent maple]

I think it's funny people forget about crimea too

[coral token]

i'd KILL for some tacos or a burger

but my stomach hates me

[fervent maple]

Well not funny it's quite sad but

[ruby zealot]

unKill j pls

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍔

[dense yarrow]

I can't remember most of it but I'm fairly sure the Ukrainian territory was given mostly to Germany, as well as its resources, food, water, currency etc

[coral token]

YUM

[unreal kiln]

National burger day

[dreamy knoll]

Killing j again

[dense yarrow]

Lenin used Ukraine as a literal sacrifice

[coral token]

idasdasda

ok uuuuh

favorite coffee order

[bleak warren]

get a burthday birger

[indigo hull]

the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk?

[dreamy knoll]

You too smudge

[coral token]

birger

[dense yarrow]

And I find it ironic that by the end of his life he wasn't able to fulfil his promise of peace, bread and land

[dense yarrow]

That's the one

[indigo hull]

i think it allowed Germany to occupy those lands militarily

[coral token]

my birthday is so sooon yaaaasasss

and i'm gonna be traveling for it

[unreal kiln]

Bro istg every time I go to a party at my friend's house his parents are always like "oh no you're locked in the garage with a six pack of beer! I hope those aren't gone when I check tomorrow morning!"

[bleak warren]

i usually go to a local mexican restaurant on my birthday, it's my favorite place

[coral token]

i'm going back to my cousin's after a long time

[dense yarrow]

It's been a year since I reviewed it

[dreamy knoll]

Your turning what 27?

[coral token]

i wanted to go so bad but

[unreal kiln]

Why do they want us to be delinquents

[dense yarrow]

Year 12 history

[coral token]

i didn't have how to work

[fervent maple]

Hamburmger 😠

[indigo hull]

they actually had quite a lot of plans with Eastern Europe after the war

[coral token]

cause my cousin doesn't have a PC

ik, weird

but he has a PS4

so he uses that

[bleak warren]

#YOLO

[dreamy knoll]

Go get urself a taco

[dense yarrow]

I think I remember more about Mao Zedong lol

[indigo hull]

including German monarchs for Finland, Lithuania, and a unified Latvia and Estonia called the United Baltic Duchy

[coral token]

so basically i bought a laptop ONLY TO TRAVEL

so i can still be on jimmy's stream

if i need to

#dedication

[dense yarrow]

Real asf bro

[dreamy knoll]

We arent gonna go down that road tonight

[unreal kiln]

Dedication to not getting paid

[storm whale]

happy birthday

[dense yarrow]

Ive had the worst fucking gastro for 2 whole days bruh 😭

[unreal kiln]

Ty ty

[dense yarrow]

I can barely eat anything

[bleak warren]

you gotta mod here still so i don't go kookoo for cocoa puffs

[coral token]

lmaooo

[dense yarrow]

I struggled to eat a Maccas burger bruh

[coral token]

well i can do that with my phone

but i needed a laptop to do entries

it'd take me 8 hours on a phone lmao

[dense yarrow]

What puking 8 times in one day does to a mf

[dreamy knoll]

U might need a new mod and i still dibs not me

[coral token]

i am fine i just have reflux

i am hungry but

eating is gonna kill me

so i'm gonna fast for today

[indigo hull]

furthermore I don't think Germany had any real plans with Ukraine or Belarus

other than making them puppet states

[dense yarrow]

"GLORY TO MAO ZEDONG" I shout as I decapitate my landlord with a samurai sword

[coral token]

_P

[bleak warren]

i am cursed with this as well, even worse because i like coffee and spicy food

[coral token]

dkjuf

hell

[coral token]

twinssss

[indigo hull]

there's a good theory that Ukrainian grain actually could've helped Germany during the famine caused by the British Blockade

[dense yarrow]

Oh good news

[dreamy knoll]

Im gonna go up and slap u

[coral token]

my dad is like GURL

stop eating like ASS

[dense yarrow]

Ive outlasted my current landlord

[coral token]

and i'm like DAD

[unreal kiln]

OOP PERIODT

[coral token]

YOU HAVE DIABETES

❤️

[reef fog]

"Erm, wrong country"- The landlord

[coral token]

(i love my dad)

[bleak warren]

your dad calls you gurl?

[coral token]

but he can't give me lessons of eating

[coral token]

we speak spanish smudge, please.

[unreal kiln]

NIÑA

[indigo hull]

should've went to Eating Practice then smh

[dense yarrow]

My landlord has been a pain in the fucking ass for the past 10 YEARS AND NOW HES FINALLY RETIRED

[coral token]

i did go to eating practice

[fervent maple]

Okay I'm un-lost

[coral token]

it was a 4 year long career called proffesional chef

❤️

[dense yarrow]

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ENTIRE BLOODLINE

[bleak warren]

landlords are evil

[dense yarrow]

I WILL PREVAIL

[coral token]

i can't wait until the landlord generation that caused the 2008 crisis, finally dies

[dreamy knoll]

Im over here just unable to eat certain times of the day (its constantly changing) and i also find drinking caffine to give me enough calories to last all day)

[dense yarrow]

Scum of the earth actual fucking parasites

[coral token]

and we can grow as a society

[unreal kiln]

It reminds me of a Facebook post I saw one time that was an old person ranting about communism and then randomly he started talking about how he'd like to shake mao's hand for killing the landlords who are not people

[reef fog]

Dude, you and your landlord should drink diet soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2. That'll easily mend the relationship.

[dense yarrow]

Landlords exist simply to skim profits off the top of actual rentoids and homeowners

[fervent maple]

Dude what was I thinking just sitting around shitting my diapers instead of investing in real estate

[karmic dagger]

Fax omgsh, I’d rather live in a trap house

[coral token]

that is YOUR FAULT, NOOB

[dense yarrow]

Because my homeowner, such a chill fucking dude, doesn't gaf about most things

[karmic dagger]

True bro, we sold so bad😭😭

[coral token]

when i was in the womb i was investing in a plot of land in the south of germany

[dense yarrow]

Landlord dude would literally read day old dust as unmaintained and strike us for it

Landlords fucking suck

[coral token]

it was a 5968435 squared metter pent house that costed me 1500 dollars!!!!

❤️

[dense yarrow]

And they usually skim about 20-30% of profits from said homeowners

They do literally nothing bruh

[reef fog]

Landlords could hear that roaches got in because they didn't fix a hole in the wall and evict you for bringing in pets.

[karmic dagger]

Need to start a separate economy with a new currency

[unreal kiln]

Dingus dollars

[coral token]

this one

dingus dollars

[indigo hull]

no more paper currency

[coral token]

it's an amazing economy

[dense yarrow]

Useless motherfuckers we would progress more as a society without them

[indigo hull]

we barter now

[coral token]

everyone is happy

[reef fog]

Doubloons

[coral token]

there is truly no rich people....

cough

(don't tax me)

[karmic dagger]

Dingus Doubloons

[unreal kiln]

Except that makes you the bourgeoisie

[coral token]

we have no DD inflation here

[indigo hull]

...stamp...

[unreal kiln]

And then the proletariat has to revolt again

[dense yarrow]

I feel like we should return to the true gold standard and/or bring back the federal reserve

[indigo hull]

three pence please

[reef fog]

Im sorry, Dedede inflation? D:

[bleak warren]

no.

[fervent maple]

Getting rid of the gold standard might have been one of the dumbest moves ever

[dense yarrow]

You fucking guys in America need to actually stop protesting and start revolting okay

[fervent maple]

Actual scum

[coral token]

no.

[unreal kiln]

Kinda starting actually

[dense yarrow]

You guys have somehow let all this shit blow past you idk how you do it

[coral token]

OK SOOOOOOOOOOOO

:3

what could i eat that doesn't kill me

cause apparently everything will

[indigo hull]

the fruit of death

[fervent maple]

Uranium

[coral token]

i have fruit

but i am not a big fan

[unreal kiln]

New thing going around where people are burning down the warehouses they work at cuz the companies pay them 37k a year while the company profits like 3 billion

[reef fog]

Gasoline. It work on my car.

[indigo hull]

the fruit of death definitely won't kill you

[gritty temple]

I want a terrarium

[fervent maple]

Now that's how you bulk

[dense yarrow]

ONE GUY BURNING DOWN A WAREHOUSE FOR SHITTY PAY WAS SOMEHOW MORE INFLUENTIAL THAN 1.8 MILLION PEOPLE PULLING UP TO WASHINGTON FOR NO KINGS

[gritty temple]

I gotta learn how to make a terrarium NOW !

[dense yarrow]

HOW DOES THAT WORK

[coral token]

COUGH COUGH

NO POLICE STICKS

[unreal kiln]

And now there's about a dozen other people who are doing it

[dense yarrow]

True ig

[dense yarrow]

Almost 200 btw

[indigo hull]

well Russia wouldn't have had a revolution if everyone just showed up with picket signs and megaphones

[coral token]

turn arouuuuund+

[bleak warren]

i believe we are transitioning from "mad as hell" to "not gonna take it anymore" but it's very slow

[dense yarrow]

I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this

That's kinda what happened

[reef fog]

The data centers are hungry. Pour sugar in the chillers to feed them through the coolers.

[dense yarrow]

Women's rights protesters, then the workers joined in, and the riots started

[indigo hull]

ok to be fair I did grossly oversimplify it

[dense yarrow]

Yada Yada Petrograd Yada Yada

[unreal kiln]

Only 2 days left until they turn the 5g on

[dense yarrow]

Y'know the rest

[indigo hull]

if you really want to go back, Father Gapon in 1905

[unreal kiln]

Wait is there a may 31st

[bleak warren]

yes the 5 gay

[unreal kiln]

Three days

[coral token]

my calculator app stopped working

man

[dense yarrow]

Father gapon was a tragedy

[coral token]

how will i calculate now

i am lost

[unreal kiln]

Oh my god that's what the g stands for. Wow. That's bold. The government thinks they'll get away with this.

[dense yarrow]

I wouldnt put my worst enemy what kind of guilt he had to go through

[bleak warren]

what's 9 plus 10?

[coral token]

21 (with schlatt voice)

[indigo hull]

this is how I learned he wasn't one of the casualties

[indigo hull]

of Bloody Sunday

[unreal kiln]

When everyone is out and about on bisexual awareness week where will you be soldier

[karmic dagger]

I would say all communities in the US should each make their own sub economies with their own made up currencies and ditch the US dollar altogether, that way the rich can only buy from each other and their dollars will be worthless since the lower classes no longer sell to them and the rich only consume. Ofc, EVERYONE would have to do this at the same time for it to work.

[indigo hull]

for the longest time I totally thought he was killed during Bloody Sunday

[coral token]

MUAHYAHAHAH

21!!!!

LMAOO

Sorry

the clip is hilarious

well his laugh is

:p

[bleak warren]

hm. Schlatt is kinda handsome, in a way

[indigo hull]

Sclatticus Finch

[dense yarrow]

He retired from his holy status, hid away, when they found him he was dead (commited), with letters inscribing his guilt for the losses at bloody Sunday

[coral token]

i would kiss.

[dense yarrow]

He had to live for months with that

[coral token]

and date

[bleak warren]

dunno if i'd call him a cutie

[dusky river]

It’s a sin to Kill a Mockingbird

[coral token]

and possibly hold hands

[indigo hull]

oh wow

[coral token]

he is a cutie in my eyes

[indigo hull]

that's horrifying

[coral token]

he's my type of maaaaaan

[unreal kiln]

Not yet you wouldn't

[dreamy knoll]

Eh depends who u ask

[dense yarrow]

Would it not be

[coral token]

correct

as opinions be opinioning

[dense yarrow]

Watching 800 of your own people die in a protest you were in charge of

That's scarring

[coral token]

uuuuuuuuuuuh

[dense yarrow]

Anyways

[unreal kiln]

The easiest way to lose power is kill people at a protest

[coral token]

interesting!

[dusky river]

Two VERY different convos going on here

[coral token]

loving the topic of chat today

very positive

[bleak warren]

easiest way to lose power is battery 0%

[coral token]

TRUEE

[dense yarrow]

Remember folks, most data centres are filled with copper, gold and silver and are mostly unmanned

[coral token]

or to buy an iphone

[bleak warren]

🪫 🥀

[indigo hull]

history is not positive at the very least

[unreal kiln]

Easiest way to lose power is perpendicular force😰

[coral token]

that is why i don't like history here ❤️

[unreal kiln]

Do we understand

[coral token]

NERD

[unreal kiln]

🤬

[coral token]

ERRRR

[dense yarrow]

Remember that gallium melts through solid steel in mere seconds and can be incredibly harmful to hardware or electronics

[indigo hull]

why do you think i've never gone down this rabbit hole?

[coral token]

you literally do

every day

[coral token]

[ruby zealot]

NO FUCKING WAY I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET RECRUITED TO THE GERMAN MILITARY BUT IT'S JUST A AD LMAO

[coral token]

LMAO

[indigo hull]

ok let me rephrase it

[coral token]

PLS

i'd never

[dense yarrow]

WE SEE THE FIT PICOLO

[dreamy knoll]

Sending ur recruitmemt papers now

[storm whale]

[coral token]

go serve cunt

[indigo hull]

normally I don't wanna get into the depressing parts of history

[unreal kiln]

Except the stuff Glaggle talks about is the time William the tenth of the Frankish kingdom sharted and accidentally dissolved the macedonia-greek empire

[indigo hull]

either just the random fun fact or actual funky history

[coral token]

to find history fun at any point i'd have to be drunk as fuck

but that's just me

[dense yarrow]

Okay glaggle I have question

[hot magnet]

That’s why Glaggleman is the best. He says the best things

[coral token]

i guess that's why there are history teachers

people like to get bored

[indigo hull]

it's not everyone's thing and I get that

[coral token]

if it was, everyone would be a history teacher

[unreal kiln]

Ur a math tutor btdubs don't throw stones in glass houses♥️

[indigo hull]

LMAO

[coral token]

was

[ruby zealot]

Scary thing is...i might ne recruited if not enough people join the military freely they pick some people.

[dense yarrow]

Do you believe that 60 million actually died under Mao's rule, or was that the total casualty rate between 1900-1978

[coral token]

and you don't see me glazzing over math

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehehe

[coral token]

and explaining math to everyone here

[hot magnet]

Glaggleman, since you know so many things, would you ever become a teacher?

[coral token]

so not even nearly the same thing

[indigo hull]

I haven't done enough actual research to be for sure

[coral token]

bucko.

[karmic dagger]

Math is cool

[bleak warren]

math was fine at first, but then it got scary

[indigo hull]

but I could see the latter being very possible

[coral token]

in fact i am aware some people here HATE math

[hot magnet]

What is the Pythagorean theorem?

[unreal kiln]

Ur saying that history teachers love boring things

[coral token]

i have not had one single history teacher who isn't boring

[indigo hull]

he's not even wrong

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge imma add more complicated maths into your everyday life /j

[coral token]

i have had plenty fun math teachers

[karmic dagger]

Geometry Proofs👋

[unreal kiln]

Mr LaFontaine was fire

[indigo hull]

my US history teacher was boring as hell

[dense yarrow]

Well sure, I feel that's fair, I just don't believe 60 million could've possibly during the glorious leap and the 5 year plan (12 years)

[hot magnet]

My previous math teacher actually made history pretty fun

US history to be exact

[dense yarrow]

Us history boring as hell bruh

[indigo hull]

States Rights Gist:

[coral token]

😛

[unreal kiln]

Istfg some people need to chill on world history

[indigo hull]

That is an actual fucking person istg

[coral token]

yes statesss

get it queeen

[hot magnet]

We did tests on every chapter we read in our history books

[coral token]

slayyyy

[unreal kiln]

Everyone says it's super watered down in America but like nobody can pinpoint why

[dense yarrow]

Y'all got colonialism, independence day and something else idk

[coral token]

:p

[indigo hull]

Civil War over something very stupid

-# I know it's more complex than that but it's practically the truth

[coral token]

gawk

[fervent maple]

Guh

[coral token]

guhh!!!

[indigo hull]

ok ok let me rephrase

[coral token]

i'm probably gonna play uuh

[fervent maple]

Nope too late

[coral token]

repo on stream again today

[indigo hull]

the epiphany hit omg

[coral token]

but not twitch stream

like here

if anyone ever joins

[dense yarrow]

It's 3am and idk what to do

[coral token]

4 people max cause i hate people

[fervent maple]

Do you play alone

[coral token]

yes

[fervent maple]

Why

[coral token]

i played with friends sometimes

it's annoying

no one takes it seriously

[indigo hull]

sleep

[coral token]

and it pisses me off

[unreal kiln]

Wait is it friyay

[dense yarrow]

That's just sad as hell bruh 😭

[fervent maple]

Nobody takes the friend slop game seriously

[bleak warren]

frislay

[coral token]

i am perfectly happy by myself?

[dense yarrow]

I woke up an hour ago

[fervent maple]

Water found in well

[indigo hull]

idk then

[dense yarrow]

Fair enough

[dreamy knoll]

Imma give u a calf

[coral token]

there is a channel who is on level 1000 or something

i rather that

[unreal kiln]

Ooooh Nelly I'm boutta be happy as a clam

[bleak warren]

a baby cow?

[coral token]

than people shooting me with a gun while i'm getting stuff

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah

[coral token]

or jumping to their death cause 'haha''

[dusky river]

Happy birthday

[coral token]

i wanna complete the levels

[fervent maple]

Oh I don't do that I'm just bad at the game

[coral token]

not goof around

the game has singleplayer FOR A DAMN REASON

[dense yarrow]

Dutch van der linde wtf

[karmic dagger]

Wish I was jobless

[indigo hull]

RENE DESCARTES!?

[bleak warren]

i stink, therefore i shower

[fervent maple]

Realizing 2014 is only 3 months away

[coral token]

people when they don't have a job: 🙁

people when they have a job: 🙁

[indigo hull]

that's actually some pretty solid evidence

[dense yarrow]

Spoilers for red dead 1 lmao

[bleak warren]

i drink, therefore i'm drunk

[unreal kiln]

Rene Descartes has to be bottom five philosophers imo

[coral token]

(I am people)

[fervent maple]

I thinked, therefore I thunk

[unreal kiln]

This man said nothing of value and people quote him all the time

[coral token]

i rushed to read and just read ''he had to be a bottom''

LMAO

[dense yarrow]

Bottom 100 bruh he doesn't even make the list bruh

[bleak warren]

THALES

[karmic dagger]

Reword: I wish I didn’t have a job and lived off of selling digital art

[fervent maple]

"If it's moving... it's gonna move"

[coral token]

what, maybe he was

[fervent maple]

Top ten physicists of all time

[bleak warren]

i'd buy that for a dollar

[fervent maple]

Robocop??

[coral token]

one dolla

robobitch

[dense yarrow]

Genuinely bruh he's such a dog shit philosopher

[indigo hull]

well he never married...

[unreal kiln]

Newton was the greatest physicist ever and I'm tired of these physics larpers trying to tell me he said nothing

[bleak warren]

Robert Cop

[indigo hull]

nor had kids

[coral token]

robtop

[unreal kiln]

Gravity is Newton bro he invented this

[dense yarrow]

HE MADE A SINGLE QUOTE AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS HONNA MAKE IT LMAO

[indigo hull]

Thales you may be onto something

[coral token]

creator of the popular game

[unreal kiln]

The idea of force he invented this

[coral token]

geometry dash

[bleak warren]

newton invented figs

[fervent maple]

Bro that mf if it weren't for him I could just be flying

[coral token]

didn't he invent apples

[karmic dagger]

Honna 🥀

[indigo hull]

you think Isaac new a ton?

[unreal kiln]

The worst philosopher of all time is sigma fraud

[coral token]

perish

[dense yarrow]

Minor spelling mistake

[dense yarrow]

Evidently

[indigo hull]

well he was fond of coke

[karmic dagger]

Minor inconvenience ☝️

[unreal kiln]

He did the opposite of philosophy he just made some shit up and said "WE ALL THINK LIKE THIS RIGHT GUYS"

[coral token]

lmao

bro became famous by pure luck

[bleak warren]

and moms. i kinda get that though

[coral token]

pff

[indigo hull]

wait what?

[coral token]

LMAO

not again

[unreal kiln]

Being fond of moms is fine there's a certain problem with the type of mom he was infatuated with

[dense yarrow]

I think the point behind it was that thought is the overall form of a living being and if you can't think then you aren't alive

[indigo hull]

oooooohhhh

[coral token]

COUGH

[bleak warren]

fair,

[coral token]

BLEGH

[dense yarrow]

But he said it in such a shitty and stupid way

And it doesn't make any sense

[bleak warren]

i pig, therefore i ham

[coral token]

Great now we'll spiral into philosophy

[indigo hull]

but it's silly as hell

[coral token]

ok that one is funny

[fervent maple]

I do not think therefore I do not am 🤔

[dense yarrow]

By implication if something doesn't have even the simplest thought process it doesn't exist, which is total bullshit

[coral token]

what the fuck does that even mean

[indigo hull]

this is true

[coral token]

phsilosphy is fake

i am not even gonna say it right

[indigo hull]

Rene Descartes is like the "He a lil confused but he got the right spirit" meme

[coral token]

big ass bullshit

[hot magnet]

Philosophy is real. I believe it

[coral token]

my philosophy teacher was hot

but that's it

[dense yarrow]

Think between germs and rocks, one is alive and thinking, the other is not, therefore by implication, the rock shouldn't exist

[unreal kiln]

I think it's more about how do we know everything we see is real and not our senses trying to comprehend something we cant

[dense yarrow]

It's stupid

[bleak warren]

philosophy invented by uncle phil fresh prince

[fervent maple]

The amazing digital footprint

[unreal kiln]

And Rene defartes decided to say the obvious thing ever

[coral token]

bold of you to assume he uses discord

[unreal kiln]

"I know I exist"

[dense yarrow]

You say that like you never had a hot teacher lmao

[indigo hull]

it's also possible he may have only meant living organisms but I don't think we know for sure

[hot magnet]

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

[coral token]

i had several

i was obsessed with one of them

[dense yarrow]

Word

[fervent maple]

Now that you got me thinking yeah I haven't really

[unreal kiln]

My philosophy teacher had that tibetan monk gaircut

[coral token]

for reasons i can't tell

[hot magnet]

No need to explain

[dense yarrow]

Fuck bro my art teacher was one of a kind lmao

[coral token]

but my philosophy teacher LOOKED like a philosophy teacher

[coral token]

he had the LOOK

[unreal kiln]

Did he drink tea and wear nothing but neutral colors

[dense yarrow]

Honestly my enviro science teacher was like built bruh

[coral token]

it's argentina buddy

[dusky river]

Market Plier

[coral token]

we're not dumb

[dense yarrow]

It was no surprise when I found him in the gym

[coral token]

we drink mate

[prime canopy]

the welcoming ceremony at college on Wednesday was like 90% women, which means that boys aren’t going to college much

[unreal kiln]

Kinda tea

[coral token]

no

not kinda tea

kills you

[fervent maple]

I usually had male teachers and all my female teachers weren't really attractive

[unreal kiln]

It's leafs in water

[coral token]

do not disrespect argentinian mate

seriously

i will kill you

[indigo hull]

same fr

[dense yarrow]

We spend half the time drinking and working lmao

[coral token]

it's not a leaf at all

[karmic dagger]

Carpet liars

[unreal kiln]

Water and grass = tea

[dense yarrow]

Idk what it was bruh 😭

[coral token]

it's not grass.

it's the trunk.

[karmic dagger]

*leaves

[coral token]

IT'S NEITHER

omg yall bout to piss me the fuck off /SRS

dumb hoes

bye

[indigo hull]

Philosphy

[karmic dagger]

Weeds?

[coral token]

i'm gonna play repo

[dense yarrow]

How bros lookin

[unreal kiln]

Wait y'all drink weed in argentinia

[prime canopy]

Ours was just them explaining everything about the damn app we’re gonna use and who can help us with what and what we had access to

[bleak warren]

don't leave me with the kids

[fervent maple]

A children's book that's only enjoyed by children is a bad book

[bleak warren]

some things are just made only for certain audiences, that is not an indicator of quality

[indigo hull]

the guy who wrote the original Thomas the Tank Engine books put a slur in one once

that's all I'll say about that

[fervent maple]

I'm just quoting C.S Lewis and I wanted to see how you would all respond

[dense yarrow]

LMFAOOOOOO

[dusky river]

I have read that book

[karmic dagger]

Thomas the Dank Engine

[fervent maple]

He was trying to talk about how the atmosphere around a book is what makes it good

[dense yarrow]

Ball knowledge?

[dusky river]

Do not disrespect Sir Thomas like that

[prime canopy]

Days since last racial slur in a children’s book : 20000 something

[karmic dagger]

I memorized it, the beat is unforgettable 😭😭😭😭

[fervent maple]

In other words, a waltz that can only be enjoyed while waltzing is a bad waltz.

[dense yarrow]

HE DOESNT KNOW BALL

[bleak warren]

"Dank" isn't a bad thing

[dense yarrow]

SLANDER HIS ASS RN

[dusky river]

I love Thomas

Like too much

[karmic dagger]

Thomas the Dank Engine is a cover someone made, listen to it

[gritty temple]

HALLO Friends ^.^

[dusky river]

I have

[gritty temple]

Unless it is a dank cavern

[dense yarrow]

Bro wasn't around for the great dank era of the internet

[karmic dagger]

Its good isn’t it

[indigo hull]

ball knower

[coral token]

[dusky river]

Yes

[gritty temple]

Don’t be grumpy Thales

Pets you with my fluffy paw that definitely doesn’t have dirt and spores on it

[coral token]

Don't even

[indigo hull]

if you're curious it was from the book "Henry the Green Engine" from 1951

[gritty temple]

Ah sorry

[indigo hull]

of course all the newer editions have it removed

[dense yarrow]

Thales undergoing the ragebait of a thousand gods

[dusky river]

I miss when Alec Baldwin was the narrator

[indigo hull]

he was alright

[coral token]

That's poor ragebaiting

If at all

[tired temple]

why does the color red hurt my eyes

[coral token]

It's just ignorance

[tired temple]

bright red on a screen

[indigo hull]

George Carlin did it the best

[dusky river]

Your a bull

[gritty temple]

Aye I wasn’t ragebaiting I was trying to be silly to brighten the mood

[tired temple]

i wish that was marie antoinette so i could do the joke

[coral token]

What joke

[indigo hull]

i also thought it was Marie Antoinette too

[hot magnet]

How’s everyone day going today?

[coral token]

Idk lore

[tired temple]

the "let them eat cake" joke

[bleak warren]

🤨

[indigo hull]

oh god its brilliant

[tired temple]

see GLAGGLE gets it

[indigo hull]

WHY COULDN'T I THINK OF SUCH A JOKE?!

[karmic dagger]

Billie Jean > Thomas the Tank Engine?

[bleak warren]

nah i get it but like

[wide storm]

I just woke up and don’t know what’s going on with anything anymore

[gritty temple]

I want carrot cake ngl

[dusky river]

Key Lime Pie

[karmic dagger]

You look like you might honk at some point, can’t tell why

[indigo hull]

you're telling me this key is lime flavored?

[bleak warren]

that's my favorite

[coral token]

Pft

I like key lime pie.

And vasque cheesecake.

[dusky river]

Because bread taste better than key

[indigo hull]

fr Key Lime is good

[dense yarrow]

What y'all know about lemon pie tho

[tired temple]

i have used that word only like 50 times

[dusky river]

Lemon IceBox Pie

[coral token]

You mean lemon meringue pie

[tired temple]

not making this up

[dense yarrow]

Man that sweet pastry mixed with the sour lemon filling just fuuuuucks bro

[dense yarrow]

Yessir

[coral token]

I like it but I got tired of it

[karmic dagger]

Need to change ur name to “Goose that goes honk once in a while”

[indigo hull]

im just waiting for them to make more colors of Velvet cake

[coral token]

I've made it so many times

I'm over it

[dense yarrow]

My grandma made the best

Shit was heaven

[fervent maple]

What do we think about Blaise pascal

[karmic dagger]

Whatever good thing someone says abt a grandma, I have to believe them

[dense yarrow]

My grandma is the best dawg

She got me back under custody with my dad, she bakes like a mf

[karmic dagger]

Fax😭🙏

[coral token]

:p

[dense yarrow]

She sends me money when I desperately need it

She's the goat bruh

[karmic dagger]

I had 4 great grandparents alive at one point now only I got 1 left*5

[dense yarrow]

No one on the other side of my family wants to help but when it's my grandma bruh she'll fight tooth, nail and claw for me

[hot magnet]

Sorry for your losses

[bleak warren]

i have no grandparents left alive

[indigo hull]

More shoe? no thanks i already have a pair

[karmic dagger]

One died at 99.5

[gritty temple]

I keep forgetting I’m
Supposed to be cleaning !!! Aaaaa

[lethal sierra]

As I know of I have a grandmother alive

[dense yarrow]

I have 1 great grandparent left, 3 grandparents, 6 aunts, 2 uncles, and 1 parent

[karmic dagger]

Gedd ouff yo phon

[coral token]

Chat is truly chatting today.

[gritty temple]

My grammy died :( but my peepaw is still alive and he has a cute emotional support dog

[indigo hull]

i've also got 1 great grandparent and 3 grandparents

[gritty temple]

WEHHH

[indigo hull]

my great grandma know's how to make a banger meal

[karmic dagger]

Been grinding for dingus dollars during my break ery day (while listening to Thriller)

[gritty temple]

I almost accidentally spilled my grandma in a Texas Roadhouse but she loved Texas Roadhouse so she may have been content with it

[coral token]

:3

[karmic dagger]

Listening to We Like to Party rn

[karmic dagger]

She happy at least

[dusky river]

Isn’t that a song from Rio? I forgor

[karmic dagger]

Venga Bus🔥

Venga boys sry

[dusky river]

Guys my local Waffle House is closing down should I be concerned

[bleak warren]

😨

oh no....

[indigo hull]

Bourbon Restoration tomorrow

[karmic dagger]

FAAAHHH, my office smells like rotting vegetation (there’s a brewery under us)

[dusky river]

Steal their drinks

Payday Heist them

[karmic dagger]

Bro I’m abt to actually sue them or sum, the fumes are so bad it makes our staff dizzy

[coral token]

[oak smelt]

Beans

[coral token]

Not the beans again

[bleak warren]

beeeeanz wtf

[bleak warren]

what about les beans 🥺

[coral token]

They're dangerous

[coral token]

They know too much

[ashen dagger]

Stir them beans

[languid grove]

Beans you said?

[lethal sierra]

Ooaaaa

[ashen dagger]

Yaas gurl

[indigo hull]

so like, who the fuck is Theodore Roosevelt

[oak smelt]

Boomba

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

never heard of that guy in my life

[coral token]

Mh

[indigo hull]

ok sorry

for real this time

[bleak warren]

the o door rose of veldt

[coral token]

The dooor

[languid grove]

Guys why doesn’t this FACKING iphone turn off

WHY

[indigo hull]

haunted iphone

[coral token]

What

Lmao

So all iphones?

[indigo hull]

most likely

[languid grove]

My aunt gave me her iPhone 14 pro and it literally doesn’t turn off

[oak smelt]

The Dore.

[coral token]

iPhone more like

[languid grove]

So all newer iPhones do this??

[indigo hull]

have you tried googling "how to turn off iPhone 14 pro?

[storm whale]

yeah they're really annoying

[coral token]

IPaid for shit

[storm whale]

yes

[languid grove]

I DID AND IT JUST SHOWS ME HOW TO SHUT IT DOWN

[indigo hull]

damn

[storm whale]

it doesn't actually turn off

[languid grove]

WHY

THE BATTERY

[coral token]

HAJA

[storm whale]

worse for the battery and better for stealing your data

[languid grove]

WHAT GENIUS THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD

[coral token]

John Apple

[storm whale]

cuz it doesn't technically turn off

[indigo hull]

the "geniuses" at Bill Jobs' company

[languid grove]

I hate this

I like my pathetic iPhone 7

IT HAS BUTTONS

[coral token]

Lmao

[indigo hull]

ok now im confused

[languid grove]

[karmic dagger]

RIP Home Button

[indigo hull]

my iPhone 15 before it shat the bed never had that problem

[languid grove]

Like you could turn it off?

[indigo hull]

yeah

[languid grove]

WHAT THE FLIP

[storm whale]

its not a problem its a design feature

they don't ever turn off

[languid grove]

GRRRR

[indigo hull]

its a goddamn problem like it or not

[karmic dagger]

Only 429 dd to go

[languid grove]

AND NOW I’M GETTING INDIAN INSTAGRAM REELS AGAIN

[storm whale]

yeah but it's by design so it's worse

[indigo hull]

what

[indigo hull]

the design IS a problem

[coral token]

LMAO

[indigo hull]

smh my head bro

[coral token]

that's

[languid grove]

I DON’T SPEAK HINDI

[storm whale]

thats why I'm saying

[coral token]

why do people even get iphones

[languid grove]

NOR DO I REALLY EVEN LOOK INDIAN

[glossy cosmos]

My Jimmy mii decided to fall in love with my first oc oh gosh

[coral token]

no benedit whatsoever

[languid grove]

EVEN THOUGH I’M HALF

[coral token]

shit phone, shit system

[indigo hull]

Benedict

[coral token]

status phone basically

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

well that shouldn't surprise me

[coral token]

sometimes i get polish ads in spotify

[languid grove]

I’m very grateful for the phone don’t get me wrong

[coral token]

i do not speak polish.

[storm whale]

Apple is a luxury designer not a phone company

imo

[indigo hull]

I get Spanish ads on YT all the time

[languid grove]

I just hate how it works

[coral token]

they are

the same way gucci allowed people to make second-hand gucci bags

so that people could feel they owned a gucci bag

[gritty temple]

I am #hungry but it is not #dinnertime

[coral token]

giving gucci more name

[storm whale]

#HaveASnack

[gritty temple]

We don’t got any low cal snacks sadly