general

[fervent maple]

Guess my fav mon

[rose ember]

No

[coral token]

Yes

[rose ember]

Nuh uh

[fervent maple]

Heh.

[lost hemlock]

:p

[coral token]

Throws El Reno 2013 at you

[tired temple]

my favorite part of survival games is doing utter bullshit after beating the game

[rose ember]

Oooo there's a Casino sim on Steam

[opaque oak]

Bro discovered Gambling With Friends

[fervent maple]

Best steam game is the communist manifesto a visual novel

[coral token]

Farts are so funny

[fervent maple]

Absolute peak

[rose ember]

fax

[torn elbow]

He’s literally a w Pokemon

[lost hemlock]

Oh I know I'm kidding

[coral token]

Awesome

[rose ember]

If I recorded my farts there would be so many GEMS

[indigo hull]

Telegram

[lost hemlock]

inside thought !!!!

[torn elbow]

All the Regis are peak lowkey

[rose ember]

It's now an Outside thought

[storm whale]

real

[opaque oak]

Just like a fart

[rose ember]

Indeed

[lost hemlock]

"bird that I hate" or smth

[lethal sierra]

That fucking bird that I hate

[lost hemlock]

kermieeeeeeee

"they're the same picture"

[lethal sierra]

Also hello quality doggo hru doing

[lost hemlock]

doing ok thanks

Season of pollen everywhere or something

[foggy zodiac]

It is Thursday, my dweebs

[indigo hull]

one month until the death of Franz Ferdinand

[coral token]

Hm.

[fervent maple]

My phone died

[fervent maple]

Bro I did not mean to reply

[thin plover]

Morning

[rose ember]

It’s ight

[fervent maple]

No it's 6 pm

[indigo hull]

mfw timezones

[thin plover]

No it’s 7:50am

[coral token]

Lmao

[fervent maple]

No they were created by th clock companies to sell more clocks

[thin plover]

Wait a minute

[indigo hull]

its 5:50 PM where I am

[fervent maple]

Hey me too

[thin plover]

Damn that sucks

[indigo hull]

fellow Easterner

[coral token]

:0

[fervent maple]

DC area

[coral token]

6:50 for me

[thin plover]

Australia is just better

[coral token]

Deez crocks

[indigo hull]

Mid Appalachians (WV/VA area)

[coral token]

Rip

[fervent maple]

Oh cool

That's not that far at all

[thin plover]

Damn

[fervent maple]

Aussie Aussie Aussie

[indigo hull]

i've been to DC once

[opaque oak]

Oi oi oi

[indigo hull]

for a school trip in 2024

[fervent maple]

Got a lot of fun places but traffic and parking suck

[indigo hull]

that's why we walked for most of it

[coral token]

I really wanna go the US

At least once in my life

Idk where

[indigo hull]

pretty much toured the entire National Mall

[fervent maple]

Come to my house

[coral token]

But it costs a penny

At least one dollar

I don't have a passport

Or a visa

[fervent maple]

I think it costs a little more than that

[coral token]

Or where to stay

[zinc frigate]

Better question: why

[timid kelp]

so my ylyl entry was accepted after the stream, what that mean?

[opaque oak]

As an American: DON'T

[coral token]

Because it's pretty.

[coral token]

You submitted for next week's streams.

[indigo hull]

you'd like Yellowstone or Yosemite then

[fervent maple]

Maybe if you're referring to like Hawaii

[timid kelp]

oh ok

[coral token]

Nah, the US has a lot of beautiful places

Government and people are separate things.

[fervent maple]

I'd hope so with how big it is

[indigo hull]

TRUTH

why don't people recognize this more 😭

[timid kelp]

OHHH i see, (see i said i understood before i computed it)

[coral token]

Just gotta avoid those really racist towns

[indigo hull]

yeah

[opaque oak]

So 99% of them

[indigo hull]

trust me the Appalachians are wonderful if you separate it from culture

[fervent maple]

Why are we lying

[coral token]

About that much

[indigo hull]

or rather, the racist part of it

[fervent maple]

New York City sucks

[upbeat charm]

go to salt lake city and steal all their salt

[coral token]

Muahahahha

[thin plover]

Damn

[coral token]

I'm gonna go to Bacon county, Georgia

I hope there's bacon

[fervent maple]

Where's the best place I've been to in the us that's a great question

[coral token]

Bro this dude sent 50 videos

[opaque oak]

Rural areas are the most racist while urban areas especially metropolises (aside from New York and Dallas) are the least

[timid kelp]

well now my video has been accepted, now all i need to do is: literally just wait

[indigo hull]

so am I racist for being in a rural area?

[timid kelp]

(and im patient)

[coral token]

Likely

/jjjj

[drowsy bridge]

Hawaii is okay

[opaque oak]

MOST not ALL

[mint remnant]

Well with how the salt lake is drying up the world's already doing that

[opaque oak]

I am also from a rural area

[hoary wren]

I love coming from a small town with some whack fucks.

[fervent maple]

Have u been?

[drowsy bridge]

Most of the island is pretty similar to the rest of the country

[drowsy bridge]

I live here

[timid kelp]

my GUINEA PIg just cleaned himself

[hoary wren]

Western washington is great. Central washington is on demon time.

[coral token]

No but there's a true geographical pattern (and I'd have to get into politics , so that's a no) where big cities trend one way and are more prosperous, and when you go away from them, and you have less people, people turn into assholes lmao

[fervent maple]

My mom and brother went and they said it was really nice

She loved driving there

[indigo hull]

ive wanted to visit the USS Arizona

[thin plover]

Nice

[indigo hull]

and Pearl Harbor as a whole

[drowsy bridge]

Oh yeah driving is pretty good here

[upbeat charm]

well do it before nature can

[fervent maple]

I can see how it would be different if you live there than go there for vacation or something

[timid kelp]

my guinea pig, quite literally, will try to eat people 😭

[gilded saffron]

Ello larpers

[coral token]

:p

[fervent maple]

Dawg my guinea pig got eaten

[timid kelp]

oh

my cats are afraid of guinea pigs btw

[thin plover]

Damn

[fervent maple]

It was very sad

[coral token]

My legs are cold

[mint remnant]

Light them on fire

[fervent maple]

Put some pants on then

[opaque oak]

Ever hear of something called "leg warmers?"

[coral token]

Blegh.

[thin plover]

Smart

[fervent maple]

I guess that works too

[drowsy bridge]

Duality of discord

[coral token]

I have not

[timid kelp]

well, one is, the other just cleans them (yes it is cleaning, i have supervised her doing it, she do bite him but not hard cuz he dont squeal)

[drowsy bridge]

Thermite your legs, they will become a bit toasty

[fervent maple]

R6 reference

[mint remnant]

They can also be warmed by radiation

[indigo hull]

"the legs must remain unharmed"

[opaque oak]

They were big in the 80's but have recently been making a comeback here in the US (I was not born in the 80's or 90's)

[drowsy bridge]

Microwave

[fervent maple]

Or just cut them off

Then they can't be cold

[coral token]

I take they were probably dangerous

[mint remnant]

MmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmmMmmMmmm beep beep beep

[drowsy bridge]

Any of y’all mentally pronounce microwave as “mii crow wah vi”?

[fervent maple]

No

[opaque oak]

They're clothing that go on your legs, I don't think they were

[indigo hull]

no because I own a Macrowave

[coral token]

No I am not nigella Lawson

[fervent maple]

My-crow-wave

[coral token]

Or whatever her name is

[thin plover]

Yes

[opaque oak]

I do if I wanna sound like a dumbass

[mint remnant]

It seems nobody got the reference

[thin plover]

I’m just Australian

[daring halo]

hi

[fervent maple]

How do I buy a role with dd

[thin plover]

Hola mirel

[coral token]

In #roles there's the roles you can buy

[fervent maple]

Oh wait I'm slow nvm

[hoary wren]

Yeah.

[coral token]

Doing /dd and the role

[fervent maple]

Ty

[hoary wren]

DD bucks trickle slowly tho lmao.

[fervent maple]

Oh wait I already have image perms

[opaque oak]

It's some lady cooking isn't it?

[fervent maple]

Oh shoot I left Fortnite on when I left

Now it looks like I've been on for 6 hours lmao

[thin plover]

Damn

[coral token]

Redacted

[thin plover]

I havent played Fortnite in a month or 2

[fervent maple]

What color role should I get

[daring halo]

hiw are tiu

how are you

[thin plover]

I’m good I just woke up wbu

[daring halo]

just wokeup

[thin plover]

It’s 8 am here in Australia

[daring halo]

jt js 5 am

[thin plover]

Damn

[daring halo]

thats good

[coral token]

WHEN WE ECLIPSEEEEEEEE

WAAAAAAAAAH

[thin plover]

explodes

[coral token]

ONE TOUCH ONE KISSSS ALL MY LIFE FOR A NIGHT LIKE THISSSS

Sorry

[thin plover]

Nice singing Thales

[coral token]

You're welcome

[fervent maple]

I am now rosy pink

[coral token]

That's gay

[fervent maple]

Ok

[indigo hull]

and that's ok

[thin plover]

No me

[fervent maple]

Cool

[coral token]

So gay

At least wait for June

[fervent maple]

Thanks?

[thin plover]

Haha

[daring halo]

my everything hurts

[coral token]

Take a joke libral snowflake

Nnnnn

[bleak warren]

pink goes hard

[indigo hull]

-# Thales is gay lol

[coral token]

!!!!!!

These damn libraries.

[thin plover]

Why what happened?

[fervent maple]

I wanted one that matches my pfp but there aren't really any

[daring halo]

activities

[thin plover]

The dark red might be better

[bleak warren]

what about the color Mirel is using

[upbeat charm]

yeouch

[coral token]

I love that video

[fervent maple]

Idk still too dark plus this one matches my usual pfp better

[coral token]

Cream of mushroom

Gags

[fervent maple]

Here lemme switch to my usual

[coral token]

Wait

[daring halo]

I'd say that either burgundy or teal may work on you, the former probably fits better

[coral token]

If you change colors, buying another one will take 1k dd again

[daring halo]

hello! how is clover?

[coral token]

Even if you wanna buy the same you already got before

[upbeat charm]

good
wbu

[fervent maple]

There we go see it matches the outlines

[thin plover]

Burgundy is an amazing colour

[indigo hull]

Burgundy was so cool there was a country named after it

[thin plover]

Niw I see it

[bleak warren]

this is still pretty red imo

[fervent maple]

This is my usual pfp that I used for years and years I just switched to the other one cause I like mass effect

[thin plover]

Yuh it’s my favourite colour

[daring halo]

that's good! I'm emotionally ok, just woke up, body hurty

[fervent maple]

I guess but not really burgundy red

Pink is pretty

[thin plover]

I think it’s the border

[fervent maple]

I have a pink suit

[thin plover]

Nice

[fervent maple]

It's peak

[thin plover]

Yuh

[coral token]

Nice

[fervent maple]

I got it for prom but I still went alone

[thin plover]

Real

[fervent maple]

I'm not proud of my high school self

[unreal kiln]

All of you are done for

[thin plover]

Fair enough bro

[unreal kiln]

Found 100 dollars on the side of the road

How likely is it this is counterfeit

[bleak warren]

that's mine give it back

[thin plover]

Nah mine

[iron wraith]

heck yeah jimmy bot accepted my peg leg video

[unreal kiln]

The fuck were you doing in Steinhatchee, Florida

[coral token]

I think I'm gonna have borgir today

[thin plover]

Road trip

[coral token]

It's burger day in Argentina lmao

[bleak warren]

you're just freely giving out that info?

[coral token]

So a lot of places offer big discounts

[daring halo]

what is burger day

[unreal kiln]

Nowhere near that

[coral token]

Day of burger :3

[daring halo]

wow :3

[unreal kiln]

I just like saying a random ass town cuz like who goes there

[coral token]

Literally just the day of the burger

[indigo hull]

me

[unreal kiln]

Who lives in tappahannock

[coral token]

Jojuuhersenrs, Indiana 3 people

[unreal kiln]

Who lives in Bryan, West Virginia

[coral token]

At least 1

[indigo hull]

oh you want strange place names in West Virginia?

[bleak warren]

probably Bryan

[unreal kiln]

They're almost always in Virginia or WV because like who goes to this places

[indigo onyx]

🤓

[daring halo]

why the nerd emoji

[iron wraith]

for national burger day im making hambergur helper but spcy :3

[coral token]

Oh no

[thin plover]

Bro I don’t go to any I’m Australian

[coral token]

Yummers!

[hoary wren]

My video got accepted.

Neat.

[indigo hull]

there's literally a city named Gary

[coral token]

I know

[thin plover]

WOOOO

[unreal kiln]

Yes we are going to Thomas, West Virginia

[iron wraith]

i made burgers like two days ago so just hambuger helper is fine

[thin plover]

SpongeBob

[indigo hull]

wanna visit Davy too?

[unreal kiln]

Just a short time away from Davis, West Virginia

[indigo hull]

or War?

[coral token]

Big boss

That was a big one damn

[unreal kiln]

We gotta go to Richland bro that's where the party is at

[indigo hull]

i shit you not Lemur there's a place in West Virginia called War

[unreal kiln]

See like who says "yo bro I'm driving through war right now"

[indigo hull]

i have actually

i have family all over the state

[bleak warren]

"can you go to War for me"

[coral token]

Calzone

Mmmmmmm

[fervent maple]

For real tho why would someone go to Virginia

[coral token]

Virginia Is pretty

[iron wraith]

in alaska we LITERALLY have a city named The North Pole

[unreal kiln]

Yo bro I'm doordashing and this dudes in war I'm spending a fortune on gas

[iron wraith]

oh and santa there ran for gov of alaska

[bleak warren]

"had to go to War today"

[hoary wren]

I would die for my sisters ong.

[indigo hull]

oh wait there's also Cucumber 💀

[coral token]

Lmao

[unreal kiln]

Yo bro we gotta take a trip to cucumber and see the forests

[fervent maple]

My back yard is a forest

[coral token]

If I had to save my brother or vacation in Cancun, what are some good hotels in Cancun?

[unreal kiln]

Oasis resort

[coral token]

Nice

I'll look into it

[iron wraith]

same

[unreal kiln]

No definitely not lol

Grand Oasis Cancun is the worst hotel ever

[daring halo]

that makes sense

[coral token]

Bruh

[indigo hull]

Spanishburg, WV

[coral token]

I need good ones

[iron wraith]

i have moose that chill in my back yard on the daily

[zinc frigate]

Gosh I got 2 outfits I wanna draw but should really work on something else

[bleak warren]

mooses, meese

[stoic stratus]

muose

[daring halo]

tame the moose

[bleak warren]

the moose is loose

[unreal kiln]

Feed the moose whatever moose eat

[coral token]

God I wanted to make a joke so bad

[unreal kiln]

Fingers I assume

[daring halo]

jk, don't approach it, unsafe

[coral token]

But I'm being held

1984

[fervent maple]

I have foxes that try to eat my chickens

[coral token]

Or something

[iron wraith]

i cant only Alaskan Natives can

[bleak warren]

i think i might know

[coral token]

LMAOOO

[iron wraith]

same but wolves

[coral token]

Shhhh

[daring halo]

hmm, a difficult decision

[storm whale]

rah

[iron wraith]

uh oh....

[fervent maple]

Oh lovely

[storm whale]

margherita pizza is great

[indigo hull]

rah Rasputin?

[coral token]

It's basically pizza 1.0

[daring halo]

piza

[iron wraith]

the military is training again, i just saw the b2 bomber pass over my house

[daring halo]

pizza 1.0 would just be some ancient flatbread

[iron wraith]

dammit now my house is gonna shake

[daring halo]

uhoh

[keen mantle]

[coral token]

Those were my massive cheeks I'm sorry

[indigo hull]

sorry I was re-installing war thunder

[daring halo]

what,,

[storm whale]

lover of the Russian queen

[bitter hinge]

Hey guys

[indigo hull]

every time someone installs War Thunder a random plane suddenly appears in the world

[coral token]

LmAO

[bitter hinge]

I just finished my audition

I hope I make it

[iron wraith]

how did that go

[daring halo]

what nation/game mode do you like in war thunder

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

Every one

[indigo hull]

yeah honestly

[bitter hinge]

Really well, I messed up a few of the moves (it was for show choir btw)

[iron wraith]

i used to do acting but stopped cuz i moved to alaska

[fervent maple]

Bro Alaska seems tuff

[bitter hinge]

This might be kind of basic but USA

[indigo hull]

i don't stick to one focus tree because that's not how I like to game

[coral token]

Ultrakill memes just as unfunny as TF2 memes i swear

[iron wraith]

oh dope

[daring halo]

i am typing exclusively with the left hand, feels like such a debuff, given that I am right handed

[fervent maple]

I want to go live somewhere cold

[bleak warren]

my name is at the top of the list. Smudgecord :3

[ruby zealot]

As a ultrakill fan I agree

[daring halo]

make sense

[indigo hull]

how does it feel being server owner now?

[bleak warren]

scary but also cool

[coral token]

I feel validated

[iron wraith]

its crazy here everything is bigger than you and if you think your safe..... your wrong

[indigo hull]

you can do it :3

[bleak warren]

i'm making Thales my top admin

[iron wraith]

i alaways be strapped

[storm whale]

I thought this was thalescord

[ruby zealot]

Some memes fucking suck it's "6$ shrimp special" "is that Minos prime" "the pocket change" over and over again

[fervent maple]

The humble concealed carry

[bleak warren]

NOT THALES CHANGING HIS NAME AND STILL BEING SECOND

[coral token]

What about now

Muahahahha

[indigo hull]

LMAO

[bitter hinge]

Some are funny though. Like “machine, why is dojo here?”

[coral token]

I am A Thales indeed

[ruby zealot]

NO WAY

[storm whale]

[bitter hinge]

Gojo not dojo

[bleak warren]

i saw the first one buddy >:3

[indigo hull]

wait smudge if you do ASmudge it will make you top again

[ruby zealot]

What? I never saw that one before

[bitter hinge]

Stupid autocorrect

[daring halo]

thy end is now

[storm whale]

thalescord confirmed

[coral token]

Proof???

[iron wraith]

bro changed his name

[bleak warren]

i have nothing to prove. i win without cheating

[bitter hinge]

I will never be for sale. (Gabriel plush) AHHHh!

[indigo hull]

so honorable 🥹

[bitter hinge]

Ultrakill memes are peak

[storm whale]

[coral token]

Yeah, peak of the Mariana trench

[iron wraith]

can i be a mod

[fervent maple]

Carry on my wayward son

[coral token]

Mmmm

[bitter hinge]

I like them

[coral token]

No

[bleak warren]

this is why i could never be a politician

[iron wraith]

darn

[bitter hinge]

And I’m entitled to my opinion

[coral token]

Maybe in 2090

[bleak warren]

no but i'm voting for you if we ever add more Cool Dudes

[storm whale]

Smudge 2028

[iron wraith]

alright il be counting down the days

[daring halo]

worry not, Thales is not gonna magically change your opinion on the matter

[bitter hinge]

I’d vote for them

[storm whale]

I'm highkey surprised River isn't already one

[iron wraith]

bless you smudge

[bleak warren]

i'm sure she will be eventually

[storm whale]

indeed

[coral token]

Next batch in 2070

Wait for it

[iron wraith]

yippie

[carmine venture]

There's a voting process?

[coral token]

Or hope the serve doesn't close before it happens again

[bitter hinge]

I got to get off now.

[coral token]

Well how do you think it happens

[bitter hinge]

Bye guys

[fervent maple]

Bye

[indigo hull]

I wanna imagine its like how they elect a new pope

[coral token]

That we just throw darts?

[bleak warren]

we basically just say who we want and vote on it yeah

[ruby zealot]

What about me

[indigo hull]

I WAS RIGHT HAH

[bleak warren]

fun fact: one of the people who has it mostly got it because of two mods who aren't here anymore

[ruby zealot]

GODDAMMIT THALES

[carmine venture]

It like voting a new president
Its rigged by the government

[raven breach]

i made art but i cant post it :sad:

[coral token]

Yeeeeaaaaah

[ruby zealot]

Fine I'll become a trial mod then

[indigo hull]

...dude, you are completely fucking wrong

[daring halo]

what is the cool dudes role? is it merely a kind of a cool role with the cool pepe, or does it have an extra perk (private group chat or smth, etc)

(though I doubt the latter is the case)

[coral token]

I rig elections

I choose presidents worldwide

[ruby zealot]

Of course you do

[bleak warren]

it's nothing but a special role

[coral token]

Yes

[indigo hull]

the election of the Pope to that of a US politician is like calling a Horse a fucking Giraffe

[iron wraith]

you know when the pope dies, to ensure hes dead they hit him on the head with a jewel encrusted hammer made of gold. they hit him 3 times to make sure hes actually dead

[coral token]

Just a color that says you've been an active cool member

[ruby zealot]

Smudge vote me as cool dude trust

[indigo hull]

i think i've heard of that lol

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

also Pope John Paul II had his blood stolen on three separate occasions

[iron wraith]

i love funny catholic knowledge

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

fr the Catholic Church has had some whacky people in its history

[coral token]

Huh

[daring halo]

that makes sense

[coral token]

Buuurp

[ruby zealot]

Exploding Thales

[zinc frigate]

Yo puppet I’m watching your stream why you trying not to laugh bro that’s disrespectful

[iron wraith]

like the lil round hat you see some of the decons wear its called a pumkin topper

[coral token]

Shit

[lethal sierra]

Poop

[coral token]

Oops I clicked the wrong reaction on an entry

[ruby zealot]

Lmao

[coral token]

Sorry arch lmao

[bleak warren]

fix it fix it fix it fix it

[lethal sierra]

Wait why are you now AThales lol

[coral token]

I can't lmao

[gritty temple]

Whimpers and cries

[iron wraith]

ive been christened with blood from the vatican like twice.

[bleak warren]

OH NO NOT ARCH 😭

[ruby zealot]

Arch kill thales

[coral token]

I MEANT TO APPROVE IT

but my mouse slipped

[gritty temple]

KEK ITS OK

[coral token]

I promise I'll add it if it's fun enough

[coral token]

(if it makes the cut)

[gritty temple]

Awruff ^.^

[coral token]

That was my bad oopsie

[lethal sierra]

Oopsie daisy

[bleak warren]

A. Thales

[gritty temple]

My migraine is finally chilling out whew

[coral token]

Just one thales

[indigo hull]

whats funny is the three times it was stolen it was all just nonchalantly tossed away

[narrow atlas]

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

God you sound like my imaginary partner
"No puppet you cannot build a car out of grilled cheese it wouldn't work" well fuck you James it will work

[zinc frigate]

What about B Thales

[ruby zealot]

C. Thales

[storm whale]

I love sleep token

[iron wraith]

yeah its crazy

[coral token]

Died

[bleak warren]

Monkey D. Thales

[iron wraith]

like we have a saint of the internet now

[zinc frigate]

You

Cute pfp

[storm whale]

I believe in you

[ruby zealot]

Nvm I still love James

[coral token]

For legal reasons, I cannot disclose what happened to thales_v1

[languid grove]

THANKS

[zinc frigate]

OFC

[coral token]

I didn't notice you changed it

It's pretty

[ruby zealot]

I miss James rika.
I miss my imaginary boyfriend

[languid grove]

Why do you have an imaginary boyfriend

Get a real one you doofus

[ruby zealot]

Well excuse you

[drowsy bridge]

V2 turned V1 into a pastry and cannibalized him🥀

[languid grove]

You never compliment my pfps

[storm whale]

[gritty temple]

Make him real through the power of egregore

[coral token]

I literally did once

[languid grove]

Who is this AThales and what have you done with the real one

[coral token]

Wdym

[indigo hull]

Cannibalism mention

[vapid apex]

I have gotten a shiny Nosepass, i am googoo happy

[languid grove]

Yeah but you never compliment my pfps

[zinc frigate]

HELL YEAH

[coral token]

I DID

[languid grove]

What did they do to you

[storm whale]

blank if online Thales you no longer own the server

[drowsy bridge]

[gritty temple]

Your pfps are always very delightful

[languid grove]

WHAT KIND OF TORTURE DID THEY PUT YOU THROUGH

[drowsy bridge]

How art thou?

[indigo hull]

we are now on Blankcord

[vapid apex]

#pokétwo he’s shiny

[daring halo]

hm, he is indeed, indubitably, a thales

[coral token]

LIES

[storm whale]

indeed

[ruby zealot]

He legit hates my ideas
"No puppet you can't bake a fish lasagna"
"No puppet you can't get 7 cats"
"No puppet you can't build a car out of grilled cheese"

[daring halo]

i did not say indubitably to seem fancy I just forgot how to spell un doubt ly

[languid grove]

Rika is scared by Thales being nice to her

[storm whale]

what a hater

[ruby zealot]

True

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

Have you tried getting a divorce

[ruby zealot]

But he makes good ass banana bread

[coral token]

I'M NICE

[indigo hull]

there's at least 5 pixels in this

[ruby zealot]

Banana bread

[zinc frigate]

Rika I don’t have much time. THALES HAS-

[storm whale]

Infinite Baths instrumental ❤️

[languid grove]

WHAT

[gritty temple]

POGGGGG

[languid grove]

Sorry again, that’s too many pixels

[zinc frigate]

[languid grove]

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

who would win in a fight Darth Vader or Douglas MacArthur?

[storm whale]

he makes banana bread? shiiiiiiiiiiit

[languid grove]

Is this better?

[peak sentinel]

MacArthur

[ruby zealot]

With Oreos.

[indigo hull]

lmao

[storm whale]

[drowsy bridge]

Rotisserie chicken got eviscerated 😭

[coral token]

Istg

[ruby zealot]

I love my imaginary boyfriend

[languid grove]

GET A REAL ONE

[iron wraith]

im working on the leather again so i gtg yall but ill be watching from the side lines

[ruby zealot]

Too much work

[fervent maple]

Pee is stored in the balls

[coral token]

Lfkendudkwkdo

[coral token]

Thanks.

[languid grove]

Smh

[indigo hull]

wise words thales

[lethal sierra]

👍

[dry fern]

Hiii

[fervent maple]

Dude I fell asleep what did I miss

[ruby zealot]

James would not make you banana bread

[storm whale]

[fervent maple]

My dog came and cuddled with me and I just fell asleep

[dry fern]

I went to the pool!!!!

[indigo hull]

do you dream of days?

[dry fern]

Yes indeed

[indigo hull]

nice bro

[storm whale]

did you enjoy being in the wet?

[drowsy bridge]

I be munching on ice rn

[dry fern]

No not really 😭

[ruby zealot]

Boiling your pool because James doesn't exist to stop me

[coral token]

James

[dry fern]

I got extremely dysphoric and left 😭

[coral token]

Or evil James

Which one

[storm whale]

understandable

[daring halo]

hmm, delicious

[zinc frigate]

I’m just realizing I didn’t give my mii 400 dollars
I GAVE HER 4000

[ruby zealot]

...which ones hotter and makes better banana bread

[dry fern]

My towel turned red chat

[daring halo]

wait, what sort of ice? what are they shaped like?

[coral token]

Evil Thales

[zinc frigate]

IM BROKE NOW

[dry fern]

Because of my hair

[storm whale]

are you okay?

ah

[languid grove]

I feel like dookie

[ruby zealot]

You aren't James so no

[daring halo]

uhh, that shouldn't happen if the towel wasn't red before

[languid grove]

[neat saffron]

[drowsy bridge]

Who peed on it💔

[ruby zealot]

[peak sentinel]

chair

[dry fern]

Help????

[daring halo]

TwT that is not

[ruby zealot]

Table

[coral token]

What is going on

I'm

[daring halo]

how a pee is supposed to be coloured

[languid grove]

Please see a doctor if your pee is red

[peak sentinel]

carpet

[dry rock]

thats the color of spit bruh

[zinc frigate]

THE BIRTHDAY GIRL MII IS IN A FIGHT

[languid grove]

SEE A DOCTOR??

[daring halo]

towel turn red

[ruby zealot]

[fervent maple]

You're right that's poop

[dry rock]

im jokin

[dry fern]

Isn’t pee actually like.. green?

[ruby zealot]

Stop hating rik

[neat saffron]

[peak sentinel]

Arthur Mrogan

[zinc frigate]

[dry rock]

that actually depends on ur hydration

[zinc frigate]

What is happening here now huh

[dry fern]

Hmmmm

[dry rock]

its clear if ur hydrated properly

[coral token]

Ok I am done with entries

Free for another week

[dry rock]

no ur not

[storm whale]

nah

[ruby zealot]

No

[daring halo]

clear pee is a over hydrated pee, is it not?

[drowsy bridge]

Funny story. My dad is a first responder and they had to go to a call one time because someone wiped their ass too hard and it started bleeding

[coral token]

I said I was gonna take 2 hours, and I took 1h 56 minutes

Wow

[daring halo]

it's supposed to be yellowish

[storm whale]

yeah

[dry rock]

yeah u right

[dry fern]

I have a CRAZY emoji now

[coral token]

Why are we talking about the color of piss

[dry rock]

i think u wanna aim for a light yellow

[storm whale]

very pale yellow yeah

[dry fern]

Ty bbno server

[coral token]

What is this conversation

[dry rock]

bc piss

[languid grove]

[daring halo]

duck started it

[coral token]

When did we end up in hell

[drowsy bridge]

Purple

[storm whale]

infant no server

[peak sentinel]

I’m just gonna make a strategic retreat from this chat

[coral token]

Let's divert

[drowsy bridge]

My bad

[daring halo]

okay

[dry fern]

I wanna send it but I think Thales will nerf it

[ruby zealot]

I'm gonna sleep and dream of James cya y'all

[storm whale]

[dry fern]

NINI 💕

[dry rock]

pizza time

[fervent maple]

That's beautiful Katie

[storm whale]

unfortunate

[lethal sierra]

Pee is rainbow colored

[daring halo]

there is too many James

[storm whale]

see ya

[coral token]

lkxñcvcdv

[daring halo]

goodnight

[languid grove]

This new series on Netflix is so cool

It’s called The Boroughs

[dry fern]

[lethal sierra]

Sounds vaguely familiar

[ruby zealot]

James said you don't like the color dark yellow is that true?

[coral token]

Huh

I do find yellow annoying

Now that you say it

[languid grove]

Puppeteer are you okay?

[dusky swift]

Yellow

[dry fern]

[ruby zealot]

Why?

I'm perfectly fine

[languid grove]

This is pretty concerning

[lethal sierra]

Abcdefg

[coral token]

What

[ruby zealot]

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

See?

[dry fern]

I’m hungry chat

[ruby zealot]

Okay I'll go sleep night chat

[ruby zealot]

[dusky swift]

Eat meat

[lethal sierra]

Would you like tacos

[karmic dagger]

Gn

[dry fern]

Should I have grilled cheese or Mac n cheese

[ruby zealot]

Raw cheese

[dry fern]

Mmm no

[karmic dagger]

Grilled cheese

[dry fern]

Why are you like this

[lethal sierra]

Put the Mac and cheese in the middle of the bread and grill it that way

[dusky swift]

Raw hot dogs

[fervent maple]

Dude that show was peak

[daring halo]

interesting.. but it is such a common colour

[ruby zealot]

Why am I like what?

[drowsy bridge]

Mustard popsicle

[coral token]

hot dogs are never raw

they come pre cooked

[dry fern]

That sounds actually pretty good

[bitter hinge]

Microwaving metal increases your credit score

[fervent maple]

Lemme test this out

[dusky swift]

Last time I did that I almost started a forest fire

[bitter hinge]

My credit score is in the thousands because of this

[daring halo]

not even a house fire, just straight to the forest

[prime canopy]

Waaaa, my mom didn’t pay for our tv and internet, now we’re watching movies on DVD and I’m siphoning my dad’s cellular data

[ruby zealot]

Hi cos

[dry fern]

Did you know that?

If you put a hotdog in a flashlight, it does nothing?

[karmic dagger]

Dvds are goated

[prime canopy]

Hai -w-
Extra poor this week

[ruby zealot]

Well that's wrong
When I do that I glow

[daring halo]

i mean, you've got yourself a new hot dog container now

[dry fern]

GO TO SLEEP

[dusky swift]

vhs tapes are goated

[bitter hinge]

[prime canopy]

True! When they’re not scratched up from years of wear and can’t play for shit

[ruby zealot]

Nah not anymore

[karmic dagger]

Also true

[daring halo]

i find it so weird that hot dog is just the sausage, and not the fully assembled food

[bitter hinge]

Guys…

[ruby zealot]

[dry fern]

Smh child

[daring halo]

like isn't that just a sausage

[karmic dagger]

“Just one more message before bed”

[ruby zealot]

[bitter hinge]

I hit Jesus with my 2012 Honda civic.

What do I do

[dry fern]

Celebrate

[bitter hinge]

Okay

[dusky swift]

@karmic dagger is your profile picture background inside a jail?

[karmic dagger]

Those are shutters

[dry fern]

It’s windows???😭

[bitter hinge]

Those are blinds

[dry fern]

Sonion 😭

[dusky swift]

Oop

[bitter hinge]

My guy got flamed by the whole server

[karmic dagger]

I see the vision

[dry fern]

Son I’m CRYIN

[karmic dagger]

My face looks like I got arrested too

[ruby zealot]

THEN STOP CRYING YOU OLD ASS HONDA CIVIC

[dusky swift]

snipiddy snam gliipiddy glam, I banish you to the quantum pan

[dry fern]

IM NOT OLD OMFG GRRRR

[coral token]

repo time

[bitter hinge]

Don’t you dare insult Honda civics!

[lethal sierra]

Youre a Honda civic

[karmic dagger]

Honda Civic carrying Jimmys channel

[bitter hinge]

For reals

[fervent maple]

Toyota Corolla is better

[dusky swift]

I have 10 1/2 Honda civics

[dry fern]

conda hivic

[ruby zealot]

ANCIENT
OLD
GRANDPA
TOYOTA

[bitter hinge]

You are wrong. You need to be force fed mayo on toast

[lethal sierra]

Why don't you Honda civic those dishes

[coral token]

.

[dry fern]

IM NOT OLD IM ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER THAN YOU

[daring halo]

hmm, the old conversation

[dusky swift]

I'm craving mayo flavored poptarts

[bitter hinge]

UNC!

[fervent maple]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[dry fern]

Sigh

[fervent maple]

As long as it's kewpie mayo

[lethal sierra]

???

[ruby zealot]

[daring halo]

wow.. the unc

[iron wraith]

bad joke

[karmic dagger]

I’m ur age and I physically feel like I’m 30 not even joking

[iron wraith]

yummers

[bitter hinge]

I hate this server bro

[ruby zealot]

See even he agrees with me

[dry fern]

[daring halo]

ok mayo on toast is genuinely not bad wym

[bitter hinge]

Imagine being old broski

[dry fern]

You made me cry

[bitter hinge]

Could not be me

[dusky swift]

I'm in my teens and my back already hurts

[karmic dagger]

Back’s gonna be gone soon, been hurting too often

[coral token]

Youre like 14

[bitter hinge]

Same bro

[fervent maple]

Yummers

[coral token]

Imagine being a child

[iron wraith]

you need to take some vitmines bro bro

[dusky swift]

Wrong. 17

[dry fern]

Imagine being a youngin

[daring halo]

hm.. still being a minor in the big '26

[coral token]

I did not name you

[dry fern]

Imagine being a whippersnapper

[karmic dagger]

I need sun, carrots, and some salad I think

I get no sun

[fervent maple]

I read this "you need to take some viltrumites"

[bitter hinge]

Back in my day ahh insult

[coral token]

Potatoes

[dreamy knoll]

[karmic dagger]

STAND READY-

[bitter hinge]

What kind of take brotato chip

[dusky swift]

I farted

[coral token]

Ok

[dry fern]

[coral token]

We didn't ask but

Thanks

[daring halo]

the spelling of vitamins was slightly wrong, that's probably wht

[bitter hinge]

Today I. My social studies class, the teacher said “conquest”

[dry fern]

PLS NO ONE TYPE SNIFFA

[lethal sierra]

Thank you farted

[bitter hinge]

Guess what happened

[iron wraith]

yeah bro go act like spongebob and do some photo synthesis

[daring halo]

heh.. photo synthesis..

[dry fern]

NOOO

[lethal sierra]

Wait what

[ruby zealot]

also last thing before i go

[lethal sierra]

What just got deleted

[bitter hinge]

Yeah what was deleted

[daring halo]

nothing

[dusky swift]

The sniff

[iron wraith]

you got the part

[coral token]

Nothing

[ruby zealot]

[karmic dagger]

What my mom tells herself before talking to her friends for another three hours

[dry fern]

GO TO SLEEP

[bitter hinge]

Ithis was a follow up to something else, I don’t have news about the part sadly

[dusky swift]

NIEN! (No)

[coral token]

🥲

[dry fern]

Ok I’m gonna go try to cook

I burn shit all the time

[karmic dagger]

Gl

[lethal sierra]

Good luck

[prime canopy]

Why are you AThales, Thales ?

[dusky swift]

Cook what? Poop?

[bitter hinge]

Good luck

[dry fern]

Bruh

[lethal sierra]

👍

[dusky swift]

Get it?

[karmic dagger]

👍

[bitter hinge]

8 year old ah insult

[dry fern]

Now I lost my appetite

[daring halo]

a name change, to attempt to be at the very top of the user list

[bleak warren]

my name was at the top of the user list because everyone else was offline, so he changed his name to athales so he could be at the top

[bitter hinge]

Bro

[karmic dagger]

So petty 🥀

[bitter hinge]

I’m never going to get to 1500

[indigo hull]

ok damn war thunder really is kinda fun

[dusky swift]

Are you a twin? Cuz I got a funny story about twins 😂

[karmic dagger]

Me neither

[bitter hinge]

I’m at 836 bro

I have so many memes saved

[karmic dagger]

987

[dry fern]

He’s just like me for real

[bitter hinge]

I can never share them

[daring halo]

.. the pain will set in about 300 hours from now /hj

[bitter hinge]

Only 600 to go

[daring halo]

it is quite fun, though

[lethal sierra]

89

[bitter hinge]

I agree

[prime canopy]

Oh, that’s quite a good action on his part

[dry fern]

One time, my roommate and I were in an argument. So I drank all her sodas halfway, chewed all her gum and put it back.

[karmic dagger]

I’m grinding my heart out for art perms

[dusky swift]

Ew.

[karmic dagger]

💀

[daring halo]

what...

[dry fern]

I’m petty as fuck

[bitter hinge]

That is incredibly petty, great job

[daring halo]

such diabolical actions

[karmic dagger]

Diabololical activities

[dry fern]

You literally don’t wanna be in an argument with me and have your personal items around

[daring halo]

i don't think that's how you spell it..

[karmic dagger]

New word

[daring halo]

❌

[bitter hinge]

Diabolical task for real

[daring halo]

no

[indigo hull]

just scrolled through chat to see what I missed, sorry about your predicament ☹️

[neat saffron]

scratches my butt

[fervent maple]

Oi hughie

[daring halo]

..

[dusky swift]

OK BUD

[lethal sierra]

???

[stoic knoll]

Depends on who you are

[bitter hinge]

I think that’s enough internet for you buddy

[neat saffron]

[bitter hinge]

Go touch some grass

[dry fern]

[stoic knoll]

I touch grass every day for the record.

[bitter hinge]

And I can saw that because I’m sitting on my porch

[storm whale]

what

[neat saffron]

hello chudling

[daring halo]

oi huey.. diabolical.. bucca di peppo.. filling up my motor..

[karmic dagger]

We see the fit picolo 🥀

[fervent maple]

It's so nice out bro I just want to sit outside and nap

[prime canopy]

It’s okay, it’s not so bad if my parents are here, I can suckle on their internet, it’s not our fault ( the children ) if my mom went to the bar every day, lent money to friends and gambled

[dry fern]

PAPA FEED US! We are the chudlings!!!

[bitter hinge]

This is the first youtuber discord server I’ve joined, bad or good first server

[dusky swift]

I'm craving mayo potatoes

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[daring halo]

I can say that there is certainly a lot of members

[karmic dagger]

I think I’m just a chud instead of a chudling now

[daring halo]

i don't think the YouTuber itself affects this server as much

[bitter hinge]

I meant as a taste of what these servers are like

[dusky swift]

Some zesty ones too

[neat saffron]

o ma gah we may close early i am so eager

[lethal sierra]

No you made a good decision

[coral token]

90% of us are gay so yes

[indigo hull]

ok theres a bunch of gold in Fort Knox they just let anyone walk in and take /j

[dry fern]

[bitter hinge]

Okay sweet

[dusky swift]

Not me

[coral token]

guess what

i did not name you

[dry fern]

I’m gay. I love men

[karmic dagger]

*zethsty

[daring halo]

hmm, probably a fine first impression, though discord servers may vary.. a lot, depending on the YouTuber etc etc

[bitter hinge]

Are you sure

[bitter hinge]

Okay, have any to recommend

[daring halo]

like if the YouTuber is about fishing, the members could probably be more interested in fishing, idk

[prime canopy]

💀 I’m not going to Fort Knox, my dad got his pay, we’ll pay for internet soon enough, probably on Monday

[daring halo]

nope

[dry fern]

WOAH

[lethal sierra]

Can you stop

[fervent maple]

What's this

[prime canopy]

YouTube works for some reason

[fervent maple]

I'm not in the know

[daring halo]

❌

[bitter hinge]

Enough internet for you

[dry fern]

The mlm flag!

[indigo hull]

i've been in that situation before

[fervent maple]

Idk what that means

:(

[bitter hinge]

I’m going to go and find other servers to join

[dry fern]

Men who love men

[daring halo]

the male ❤️ male flag

[bitter hinge]

Brb

[storm whale]

indeed

[fervent maple]

Ohhh I didn't know that was a thing

[daring halo]

also known as the gay flag, but the term gay is quite broad nowadays, encompassing wlw

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehehe

[fervent maple]

Cool

[prime canopy]

Thank fuck I’m going to college in 51 days

[daring halo]

hai! how are you?

[indigo hull]

You can do it gurl :3

[neat saffron]

did someone say a no no word 👀

[fervent maple]

You can go to college for me I don't want to

[dry fern]

[karmic dagger]

I would perish in college

[indigo hull]

FUCK WHY DO I KEEP LEAVING THE PING ON?

[prime canopy]

I won’t have to deal with these issues much longer