#general
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Why 
True to that
does anyone want a drink from Dutch Bros
Goober
What did you do, THALES BONK THIS GUY
But I'm sadge rn 
Stop being sad
I CANT HELP ITTT
I got hacked
linp bimkit
A while ago
No
Am i right lads or am i right lads
I’m a puppy dog tho you can’t be sad around a puppy dog
Welp talk to thales
I want somebody to freaking hold me (very difficult task) 
Who’s that
Trails
Then Thales it is
My head OUUUGGGHHHG
Have you guys seen the new Star Wars movie yet


Hey does Thales get paid for all the modding he does?
Pat pat 
OW WHY AUGHHHH
You said
The only thing that can cure my migraine is 20 fresh juicy and seasoned steaks 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀



I MEANT MY BOYFRIENDS 
Is the sky green
Ohhh
Id fuck up a steak with A1 sauce
yucky ew ew sauce
I got an upgrade tho
Sir calcium and Luka
Yes yes
DONT DIS MY A1 SAUCE
B2 when
Eh..?
Did anyone see my question
I’m actually happy with the redesign
B2 bomber
Bruh
Get that FOUL sauce off my steak !!!!

...didnt you eat a cig?
A1 sauce
I was curious to taste it
Hi
The pig...
Hi
bleugh
Table can I have a hug I'm sad 
If jimmy starts talking I will eat a whole jar of mayonnaise on vc
THE movie
Luckily for you, you won’t need to eat any
XB-70 Valkyrie (intermediate ball knowledge)
I've seen quite a few Star Wars movies actually
Novice ball knowledge
It's good if you're looking at it from the perspective of a show, it's not good as a movie
Okay

Thank you
It's basically just a premier long episode of the show but it's in theaters
Arie I appeared in a YLYL
I played too much Seven in Deadlock and now I can’t stop hearing his voice as my internal monologue
Woah
🥀
you're not gonna let it go are you
the newgens are gonna be flocking to glaggle now
is this the most relevant moment of your life
Save me

Don’t worry the novelty will wear off soon
Uh uh uh uh I can make it Scottish instead

I just think it’s neat
neat beat peet
It looks so cool but also weird
AAAUUUU
clover loves the ground effect it’s so cool
It hasn’t happened yet surprisingly
But I suspect any day now
you know what you’re most likely right
the people who become ''a thing'' happen because they spam jimmy with memes in mediashare
Ahhh I see
I'm gonna go sing songs and cry now bye chat love yall
it’s a shame that it got overshadowed so quickly once ICBMs started being produced
the only reason the trainrot guy is known is because he spends 20000 dollars every stream to send the same boring train videos
🫂 hope you feel better
it's not that the videos are even funny
see ya
wear a seatbelt be safe
Lmao
trainman
Alright Vespasian
verstappen
What’s next, piss tax?
no talking tax
Me when I could be donating my money to charity but I NEED to use it all for train videos to make the streams less funny
yes
Impossible
and most of them are almost 60s long
like bro
take a hint
Ouuugghhh
good luck…
does he pay for the entries
I guess the logic there is “it’s gotta be funny at some points
if blank is awake
it's not
the 1st one or two videos he sent were funny back them
but then sometimes he re submits the same videos
I see
So the joke’s just gone on too long and has failed to become original
so i am in charge now
Hey Omar you said you decorated your graduation cap right?
chaos enchroaches
Yes
May I see it? With your permission of course
I didn't decorate mine cause I'm a loser and I wanted to get out of there asap
Now ban everyone under 5’3” except for Rika and Smudge
????????
YAY
i'm 6'2
I feel like my school wouldn't allow us to decorate our caps because we'd have to use materials that aren't from our school
what
Stop lying
impossible
LALALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU
not lying
2'6 ** **
(I forgot Smudges’ height)
i'm serious, i'm tall
Ehh
Why not have taco Tuesday
:3
Still shorter than Abe Lincoln
Thats pretty short for a dragon tho
When you can have taco Thursday
because it's not tuesday.
The rika of dragons
Alright
Thanks


lmao.
Taking dog 1/6 on a walk

Magnet brain

It died
Man I love cats

I have put magnets in your brain Glaggle

Yeah me too they are a great source of protein

no wait come back
Rika
Sup
What’s the biggest one you ate

57g
I’m crying bro
Shake shake shake
Protein
Damn bro
Well don’t do that
Some one just called my water bottle homophobic
Protein tubes
"I can't hit my protein"
My friends housecat:
With that white sauce
Well is it?
With that white sauce

No
Where image perms- wait…
FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!?
WHAT IN THE F U C K ! ?
There’s nothing on it
Fuck I'm sad now
The evil homophobic water bottle
Turn that frown upside down
its not that hard to get

It is a white blue water bottle wtf
Saying "Evil homophobic" is like saying chai tea
also it's 1500 not 15000
lmao
Master shifu how do i get the money for the image perms
"ATM machine"
Messaging
True ..,,,,
read the roles channeñ
it explains

We do have an evil gay though
Almost everyone btw
Your mother
what about evil lesbians
That’s not right

Also got that
1500
My OC is an evil lesbian
Is there an easy way to get a lot of DD
Her girlfriend is a sweet and caring merciful lesbian
No
submit to ylyl
Ah man
getting your entry approved gives you 250DD.
IF it's approved
YOU NEVER SAY THIS
people are already supposed to know that

We got
Trans people
Gender fluid people
Gay people
Lesbians
Bisexuals
Pansexuals
CIS people
very rarely straight people who aren't under 16
And a dinosaur

and me
True to that
WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'll just put dinosaur

we got all the fun people
We also got
Therians
Furries
Cosplayers

And rika
Talking idk

WHAT
Ay caramba
WHY AM I MY OWN CATEGORY
too short to count as anything else?
I FIT INTO SOME OF THOSE
Is there another pansexual short cat lady who lives in England while being poc here?
Never heard of a therian before
:clueless:
dingus
I’m pansexual
You doongus
Uwu
Good to hear that we've got all the required archetypes.
"Arch"etypes
Awruff

BURRRPPPPP
D'OH

I don't use arch.
EXCUSE ME?!
Fuck learning that shit.
I meant another user
You’re excused
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma
where does clover fit into this….
This will forever haunt you
Okay now it is time for dog 2/6s walk

Gooby goober
One has claws at then end of its pause, the other is a pause at the end of a clause
PUT IT AWAY
person
Ant
Get it?
No

Aaaaaand reported
For what?
what?
I’m joking silly

Oh okay
For falling for the bait
I was so confused lol
Why the fuck my leg doing a weird cramp thing

Awruff :3
Fish be like
Also realizing now I can just subtly here the printer going through the walls

Wth even is that
Blows up pancakes with mind
Did you know some people buy mayo on toast
someone scream at blank
Put not buy mb
wake them up
I wish someone would draw glaggle eating a grilled cheese like that one picture of Saturn
_ _
A Rika I think
That should be jail time
what for
i need them


YOU did that?

Yikes
Execution needed bro
it's fine
Wdym?

stop being so freaking loud
Reacting to smth else
people eat pineapple on pizza, that's worse.
True
Personally I may be hated for this but I don’t like ranch on pizza

I eat pizza with pineapple and green olives on the same pizza
i hate ranch
Sweet and salty 😋
i knew i didn't like you for a reason
I agree
I hate it too it’s just not good
Wow.

clover doesn’t like ranch on pizza but dipping is fine
not a fan of ranch either
If I had money…

I would pay someone here for it

No way
I mean I like to sandwich my pizza idk if that makes me a big back or not and I also fold it
BUUUUURPPP
Sup

clover eats pizza with a fork and knife…
which most people seem to think is worse somehow
As a question, would I go on Self Promote to advertise my podcast
guess what
I’ve never heard of someone eating pizza with a fork and knife
Chicken butt
Okay thanks
Haha Gottem

Wait, do you play Roblox
Life is Roblox
that's why life sucks!
that's how they eat it in some places. it's completely normal
I remember that one time i had a sunburn on my entire back
My dad owns Roblox 
It wasn't fun
More specifically, do you have a podcast on Roblox podcasts?

Bye bye
Finally (/j)
No
gulp
are you doing entries or an actual job
no
actually yes
That’s like saying I eat soup with a straw

cause it's part of a youtube channel
No, you're correct.
was saul a good man?
it's a completely normal thing in some countries
correct
like ITALY
Ranch is honestly overrated
indeed
idk how it tastes

it's mid
Ranch has its purposes.
clover lives in the country that invented pineapple on pizza
Ranch seems gross
Did you know if you put a can of soup in a sink, it will explode
the reason idk how it tastes is because there is no ranch sauce
Materwelon
Like those ranch flavored chips that’s all i accept
where i am
As a salad dressing, it's fine though I prefer ceasar.
I like looking at hippos eating watermelons for some reason
Ceasar dressing is fuckin peak.
It’s true
new york?
ceasar dressing is one of the big 3 imo

its canada
S tier food
Microwaving metal increases your credit score
new York? can we get Newer York yet?
checks out
where did old York go
My credit score is in the thousand because of this
how does ceasar dressing look like?
Thales.
its in England
I did something funny you wanna see?
I mean there is a place that’s called York forgot where tho
beware of false prophets
anything that gives you money in return is a job.
like ranch but actually good

lets build newer york on the moon

and its more liquid, right?
hi sorry
I’m did t mean to
You hit a fiction character?

Damn!
Poor guy
I’m sorry I did t mean to guys
ehhh
same-ish
it depends
Aliven't
WEI


Someone sent a Facebook link
kingpin crushed my audi rs 3
Where
this bald fatfuck
Entries
Da fawk
Weiii!
kingpin is such a bald fat fuck, am i right?

And really thought you guys would care more about me hitting Jesus with a Honda
But no
Fat bald bastard
he always comes back
Not everyone likes Jesus I guess
uh 3000 dingus dollars please
My my g fr fr tho ong
smduge check dms...
GUYS ITS BEEN EXACTLY 10 YEARS SINCE HARAMBE PASSED AWAY

I don’t know if he’s coming back this time guys, I tossed him I. A river
i saw
heavy would be sad but kingpin wont let that slide away

and?
You ain't even spell the goat's name right
and what
what do you think
damn
Bro i was typing fast hold on

Gotta go to my audition
Is in, and I have a thing in mind
Wish me luck guys
Smudges mind is Empty half the time
it's the only way i can stay sane
YESSSS MY SUBMISSION WAS APPROVED!
I have something in mind if you wanna hear it

To stay sane you have to be sane
Good luck soldier
I sure do hope all my videos get approved
In times like these I agree

If I had a car
Oh hey Thales
I'd have a car
This is probably my best batch of videos I’ve sent so far
REMEMBER YALL NO YLYL ON SAT Its movie night
No way
Thales re-appears
I miss my car
I have eyes everywhere
Its busted
Vita Carnis reference
...anyways, anyone wanna hear my next baking project?
i do
Is it good
No
why is there an elder mimic in our chat rn
Cheeto
Croquembouche.
Choux pastry balls, filled with vanilla pastry cream, topped with caramel
are we cooked
Do explain I haven’t watched vita car is in like forever
From a distance I thought you pfp was Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus
Made that once ,waste of time
The french are so over the top
...this is for a birthday

Cool
Cause you Elder Mimic, like from Vita Carnis
Why do the French eat snails
The same reason Scottish eat haggis
Oh i thought u meant t the message i sent
What the hell is that
I tried to make a cake but i burnt everything and i havent baked since

My husband is thinking of entering a haggis eating contest
Thank you
That looks like buns
Sheep organs
Its for the Hyland games
That’s gross
I want to say horrible things to you that would possibly get me banned
Cooked Intestine?
Fascinating responses here
Headin out to catch some trains tmrw
Don't knock it till you try it or smth

calm down it's just an opinion
Sausages and hotdogs are the same thing
Well SORRY that I’m a picky eater not like I can fix that
📰

Do you eat Hot dogs

Occasionally
I must say, things here are quite shrimple
🦐
Okay.. its the same thing
Only when it’s deemed necessary
Gibby
HAGGIS IS THE SAME FUCKING THING JUST MADE WITH A BIGGER ORGAN THAN THE INTESTINES
Okay now we're onto dog 3/6
So it taste like a sausage?
No it tastes like haggis
Okay then
Different spice mixture
Don’t yell atme

you know, some people can't eat something because of how it looks, even if they know what it is

Yeah it does👍
Shroom
Maybe I’ll try it if I ever see it which I probably won’t
Chefs make food pretty for a reason.
Your stomach acid is strong enough to melt metal but it doesn't melt your stomach because your body is constantly healing it
We eat with our eyes first.
I just want a Chicago Dog.
i can't eat meat that looks exactly like the animal it came from even though i know it tastes the same
If your eyes don't like what they see, they won't like it.

Haggis 🤢
Presentation is everything, there's a reason why chefs are particular about that
It just looks... Bleh
No it doesn't digest your stomach due to the mucus lining
What about blind people?
Cease
They starve
NyQuil Chicken
Why dosent corn get digested
My Scottish ancestors are yelling at me rn
💡
Gum
Theres some absolutely out of pocket comments, I can barely keep up
The Scottish person in general is boutta as well 

the shell, so if you chew it it does
No in german
Wait I don't think I have ever had haggis
British cuisine is a social experiment
So you don't sweat?
remember guys, don't have opinions, that's not allowed
Hi
I remember
I try my hardest not to because it causes me to have an allergic reaction
Ah, I see
Idk where I can even get that from
Yeah ppl hate opinions here
The jimmybot told me my submission was accepted, then declined 2 minutes later😔
yeah thales is doing submissions rn
awfully rude of jimmybot
W :3
Haggis just looks gross. I mean I'm sure it tastes good but like... Nahhh I'm good
(it was me(
My future brother in law is Scottish, and has developed the "no sweat" thing that Scottish people have, just didn't think it was all Scots.
It's the mental hurdle of eating a stomach that gets me
maybe next week😕💔
showing someone something after they said it looks gross isn't nice
Many people say spam is tasty but thr look of it is awful, that's what puts me off from trying it
It just looks like a differently packaged Shepard's pie without potato like that tbh
It's proof against their claim
Can you approve my videos to like all of them bc if I see one declined one ima tweek
Nah
Number 19 mouse in baked beans
Yeah exactly
let people disagree with you, it's not an attack on you
Get back to work

Number 15. Burger King Foot Lettuce.
Chill pill
I’m at the audition
My chill pills only make me angrier 
What kind of cat are you getting?
Orange
Garfield
My husband is Hispanic and he's pretty much eaten everything from a cow at this point. His mom makes a soup with tripe in it and he didn't know what it was until she told him lol
I used to have an orange cat, it was so dumb but very loveable
His name will be Oliver and he will be 19 days old by the time I get him
Bean
mine was named fanta
I've been around maybe 3 cats in my life
And that means I have to bottle feed him
i have a cat named Buttons, he is fluffy and has black fur
I take care of some strays in the neighborhood, all brothers
The majority of my life I grew up around dogs so dogs have a sweet spot for me
Plus their girlfriend lol
I love fluffy cats
And she's pregnant I think, so there's about to be more cats 🥲
3 stray cats with the same girlfriend, on the next Maury
We had a very mean tuxedo cat named ToTo who scratched people when they go past
Gl 😭
my cat is clover
Thanks 😭 I hope she doesn't bring her kittens over tbh lol

But she probably will
Guys what’s your opinion on stuffed crust for pizza
ToTo put me off from cats for that reason until I got Sophie then I fell in love with cats
good
i like it
Probably my favorite type of pizza
i love cheese

Ignore the emoji-
Lemme get a yellow bebber
Also, good LOL
i think Pizza places should make stuffed crust pizza with cheese and sauce
Who doesn’t love cheese it goes on like everything
speaking facts
people with lack toes in taller ants
What de helli
Also, nice server handle. Who is your favorite of The Boys?
cheese is the greatest
Aw shucks
from what I've seen they tend to like cheese more
Han Dynasty +14% -17%
That and Kitty of course, he's my favorite internet cat as well as uni
For the Next YLYL when he loses $100, what happens to the money?
cheese
why choose suffering

My videos still haven’t been approved or denied yet
CHEESE
cheese is legendairy
Two of mine have been approved…
Bye chat 
Out of how many you sent?
what about Han Solo
what??
God bless the second amendment
see ya
Idk, I sent a 911 Transformers meme, an MnM and… idk
I'm not lack toes in taller aunts
i mean why do they choose suffering

Lack toast and told her aunt
if by 911 you mean the day, i don't think that's gonna get approved
Yeah
Han Solo Dynasty of China
nyaaaa

Kingdom of Bora Bora -15% -20%
wha????!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!??
hell of a name

Okay I'm taking a break before I walk the last 3 of my dogs
french?
I can send you the spawn, it's real
general chat is being general
Bro censor that
please
wha why
Cause they scare me
Haha I like this sticker
The dog died
hah
french
we need to edit this to be Blank
we're talking about a bot
aight
🇫🇷
French?
Oh I meant to ask you, what is your favorite scp? 662 is my favorite from series one.
5056 or 5253
I have an excessive amount of jalapeno chips in my basement
I plea the fifth.
there's a ton of good ones tho

Billy butcher
how old are you? romania ❤️
The do 😍
Nice, I also enjoy 4970, I love the concept of a tech service that is for fixing people's universes
Excuse me sir
The most feminine cat in the world btw
hell yeah, I'll have to check that one out I've never heard of it
Yeeeeeeesssssssss?
Billy butcher
Black noir
I'm still quite new too I started like back in March I belive
No.
Chat who's better Toto journey or Bon Jovi
But as a concept it was introduced to me like back in 2022 I believe
Epic embed failure
I like cheese
Charlie's inferno
Didn't mean to reply
2021 something like that
Whatever
Ho ho ho.
Fat finger
ive only heard bon jovi
What....
I think
I have an excessive amount of jalapeno chips in my basement
you probably have heard toto and journey and not realized it's them
Toto did Africa you know, "I bless the rains Down in Africa"
they have some pretty iconic songs
Journey did any way you want it and don't stop believing
I personally like The Eagles
I usually just let music play, a lot of times i don't look at the artist or song
Jalapeño chips are goated
PTSD of the Sopranos Finale
Where does the $100 that Jimmy loses in YLYL?
Idk I listen to some specific artists

i hated how that ended by just suddenly-
if its rock from the 70s I like it

Ah I'm more of an 80s kind of guy
I just listen to indie things. Nothing too specific tho
the only think i can imagine is AVGN yelling "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?"
I usually think of 70s as more disco esq
what a shitload of fuck
Isn't 70s just like lynyrd skynyrd and stuff
i really hope that was his honest reaction to the finale
Oh I do know Steve miller band they are pretty good
45
21
Did you know?
I was out of the house by 21
I have to do it
I know something thats funnier than 24...
67
25 hehahwhahahahwhaha
Lemme hear it
🤷♀️
YEAAAA 67777 677777
snrk. 25!
god why
Sigh
I have a simple mind
It's inescapable even after the meme died
is this like dave matthews band but without dave matthews
It does not die
It lives on as a parasite
the dave matthews band tour bus dumped poop on people once
Well it’s odd to think of but just like that four years of high school already over, I just had my last day today I’ll be graduating Saturday and it feels so surreal because i remember being in eight grade when I was active here in this server
Wha
Old
Anyways I need to cook
Hunter E Harrison
oh hey I got reminded of that recently
Awesome 👍
JESSE
why would dave matthews do that is he stupid
LET ME COOK
I’m definitely getting up there
Congrats. Welcome to the real world
Thanks and I’ll admit I’m a little nervous but I’m ready in a way
I would be concerned if you weren't lmao
I just had such a good idea for pride month pfp
nice
mice
Moof

just wait until you see what i have planned
i should see if i have one
What about the whole treasure planet
Huh
If not come to me, I’ll cook
Where are your fingers?
on my hands
FUCK THEY RAN OFF AGAIN
Wrong.
Paw patrol reference
attached to my mechanical arms 
No I’m just a furry
THEYRE JUST SAYIN waltuh WHILE THEY RUN DOWN THE STREET
Oh ok
Y'know what sucks
A vacuum
Kirby
a black hole
They sent an entire pilot episode of a show
My MOM
Roar
Someone slime this guy
FREE SPINE REMOVALS
damn, roasting your own mother
You didn’t even do it right
Waltuh on Sesame Street
You right
DOES ANYONE WANT THEIR SPINE TO BE REMOVED FOR FREE?
i think there are already enough spineless people
I’d rather be spineless honestly.
Ball knowledge?
This shit’s painful.
- where are your fingers
- a black hole
🤔
whar
Wha does it mean when I react to someone's thing and it's instantly deleted
inverts your bretes
They blocked you
If the screen shakesn
Oh fun
Nah they're up somewhere
or discord weirdness
Nah I think they just blocked me
probably
That was my suspicion I just had to confirm
Does your screen shake
One video got approved lets goo
if anyone has ever blocked me, they've never told me 
I've never seen the screen shake although I'm usually on mobile
Same
Not but I'd assume that's a setting I can turn off also I'm on mobile so maybe not cause of that
I blocked you.. I put those foam building blocks all over your house.. 
i don't think it actually tells you someone has blocked you unless you try to send them a DM
Ah yeah idk if it shakes in mobile
im not sure
You can know some ways
Yeah but you also can't see their profile really if they blocked you
I figured there were some alternative methods
they are very inconvenient
:p
someone wanna play bedrock?
I just lost my train of thought
I love how I already know one of the twists in this podcast story because I started listening based off of memes
The koolaid man in question 💥
Heard the word train and clenched my fist with rage
Ty for approving my best videos
chew chew
Can't believe they removed joining friends worlds from Java already
HHGRGRGRG
Do you have a favorite Pokemon
i have like, 10
Name your top 3
Temporarily, likely because it wouldn’t be working properly within the next couple of weeks when the drop… well drops
uhhhhh
Most unfortunate
I hunger for the ravioli
I’m betting next drop is when we get the multiplayer fully operational
Or they just like money
I doubt it’s money, it’s a free update for a game
"fully operational huh? well i'll be the judge of that."
;0
Is this a reference it sounds familiar
If you want money hungry just look at bedrocks marketplace
perhaps
It's Hard getting a Girlfriend in my City 
Blinks with my big dog eyes
"Name your top 10"
"Eevee"
"Ok that's on me I set the bar too low"
You gotta get more rizz
maybe your princess is in another castle
Nah nah I live in Memphis which uhh there are a lot of mean girls here
There’s only 9 eevees
i love how nintendo doesn't bring this up anymore
to my knowledge at least
Lowkey my top favorite is Regirock
seriously why would Bowser kidnap multiple Toads?
I’m sorry, but your joke is in another castle
Protein
hungry
Slaves maybe
I saw the part where Jimmy fell asleep and someone had a cardiac arrest said by Glaggleman
🤫
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
i see we have my favorite answer and the logical answer
Oh it’s worse than you think
in that order
Every block every enemy from the first game is a toad transformed by magic
this raises the question, what type of mushroom would Toad be?
and if so what would it taste like
basically, is food? or drugs?
He's a simple mushroom
meat mushroom
Ugh this rain is annoying
50 50 chance
Midsouth weather is aids
Huh
50% chance its normal and 50% chance you start waltzing with jesus
Throws a tornado at you
screaming at the sunshine, singing in the rain/lyr
WHY ARE YALL EATING THE TOADS
Thales using 1% of his power
could be worse /j
we're getting silly
Why not?

Throws Joplin 2011 at you
anyways
[Reshiram roars]







