general

[candid tendon]

Some of y'all said this place was worse tho

[brisk shard]

Known em for years

[slow echo]

I know some people.

[brisk shard]

Some of the others dont like here for some reason

[drowsy zenith]

Well you don't know me

[lusty gorge]

Sometimes you hate who you like so they can fuel that anger you gave them

[candid tendon]

Maybe they want gifs

[lethal sierra]

Wait have they? I see many people say Stan cave is the 50th circle of hell

[brisk shard]

This place is so much better

[bleak warren]

i don't think whoever said that is very bright

[brisk shard]

It used to be worse here but its 1000x better now

That was like 3 years ago when it used to be bad here

[slow echo]

Haters are the new lovers. Longing is the new romance. Depression is the new anxiety. Your mind is no longer yours and belongs to the mega corporations.

[candid tendon]

I just got here today y'all

[bleak warren]

bro sounds high

[slow echo]

Welcome, Goober!

[candid tendon]

Idk why i had to wait 10 minutes to talk

[drowsy zenith]

whar?

[bleak warren]

we have better mods

[brisk shard]

And then it ends with "...Male Cologne". Most "male" cologne got the weirdest ads of all time

[candid tendon]

[lethal sierra]

Jimmybot hates you sorry

[brisk shard]

Insulting

[lusty gorge]

Like Thales

[coral token]

What

[candid tendon]

Those 10 minutes have obviously passed now tho

[coral token]

Don't ask how but

[dusky river]

I loki just heard a kid doing the Freddy har har har har in Pizza Hut

[slow echo]

Its to keep people from joining, spamming offensive things, and then getting banned.

[coral token]

I didn't even read chat

[brisk shard]

(I recently became a mod there, they needed help)

[lusty gorge]

Speak of the angel

[coral token]

I just FELT my name being called

[brisk shard]

Yaaaas queen

[bleak warren]

good luck

[coral token]

yaaaaaaaaas diva

[candid tendon]

That doesn't keep them from doing it right after the 10 minutes is over tho

[slow echo]

I got a message blocked because it contained a bad word. Lol

[brisk shard]

Its a fucking nightmare but honestly ever since I became mod, nothing has happened, everyone is scared to make their move.

[coral token]

If they do they get warned

[indigo hull]

Who?

[candid tendon]

Which one

[coral token]

The more you know.

[slow echo]

Yeah, but most trolls give up if they can't get immediate gratification.

[brisk shard]

When they do though

Annoying as fuck.

[bleak warren]

not you

[ruby zealot]

Finally got rdr 2

[candid tendon]

Despite everything it's still you

[coral token]

Blegh

[candid tendon]

Do y'all think humans are getting dumber or smarter over the years

[bleak warren]

that's why i keep telling chat to ignore ragebaiters. they get bored and move to a different server

[indigo hull]

Well I was gonna help confirm if they were high but never mind

[lusty gorge]

Despite everything, it's still poo

[coral token]

[brisk shard]

Bleh

[dusky river]

Then why are you here…play the PEAK

[slow echo]

Its cool. I get why it was blocked. Had a word that can be a hot topic, even though it was used in an innocent manner.

[candid tendon]

That quote comes from undertale btw

[bleak warren]

y'all got a sixth stoner sense or something

[slow echo]

Im a stoner.

[lusty gorge]

Fully aware

[bleak warren]

dumber. by a lot

[candid tendon]

[karmic dagger]

That’s a good thing cuh😭😭

[brisk shard]

Its funny how Glaggle is known as a stoner

[candid tendon]

It's just a burning memory

[indigo hull]

The 420th sense

[slow echo]

Its AI.

[brisk shard]

Honestly yeah

[bleak warren]

AI is part of it

bad parenting is part of it

[brisk shard]

I disagree

[dusky river]

Those clankers arnt getting my job

[brisk shard]

But its a long conversation

[slow echo]

Theres a whole generation of kids that are helpless without it. We need to change it. Teach these kids how to think for themselves.

[brisk shard]

I can shorten my reason

Smarter = More Emotional = More Opinions = More Divide

[indigo hull]

I’m just surprised they haven’t shut me up about it yet

[brisk shard]

Less followers = more disagreement

[candid tendon]

[bleak warren]

they haven't shut up anyone else about it

[indigo hull]

You have a point

[brisk shard]

Nothing wrong with smoking a blunt or two

[candid tendon]

I can see the difference between here and stancave it's a big difference

[brisk shard]

Especially since its legal where you are

[slow echo]

Smonk

[karmic dagger]

Why is EVERYONE nowadays saying everyone ELSE is getting dumber

[bleak warren]

less followers who? because all i see is followers

[slow echo]

Smonk a wheat

[candid tendon]

Snoopp dogg

[storm whale]

I replaced some stuff on my car

[indigo hull]

The US actually legalized it on a federal level for the most part

[candid tendon]

Snoop dogg

[brisk shard]

Less followers as in people who just follow to follow, and dont care about information. People nowadays follow shitty people because of propaganda

[slow echo]

Blaze it Yolo yeetballs

[brisk shard]

Cough cough Asmongold COUGH COUGH.

[candid tendon]

[bleak warren]

there are plenty of people who don't care about information

that's part of why things are so bad

[indigo hull]

He ain’t made of gold

[candid tendon]

I wonder if there's a jerma discord

[lethal sierra]

Ass mongold haha rhehe hahaha

[brisk shard]

I think they do care about information, just not real information, only information that benefits their ego

[bleak warren]

so few people are unique nowadays

[ruby zealot]

Hi glaggle

[storm whale]

ass man

[slow echo]

I grew up during the early days of the internet. Learned how to google shit at a young age.

[candid tendon]

[ruby zealot]

Hi HGF wsp dude

[karmic dagger]

What does asmongold do

[candid tendon]

Jermcord

[humble isle]

And I’m STILL in hillbilly hell where it never will!

[dusky river]

The Mongols are coming to sack your village

[ruby zealot]

Hi Lacey

[storm whale]

hey puppet
not much, just replaced some stuff on my car, how you doing

[candid tendon]

Y'all know frutiger Aero?

[lethal sierra]

Yea

[indigo hull]

I feel you

[brisk shard]

genuinely he just larps

[candid tendon]

Frutiger metro?

[ruby zealot]

I quit my internship because I suck at it but nothing else happening rn

[brisk shard]

he talks about shit he has no knowledge on

[ruby zealot]

Sup kit

[brisk shard]

and people go "wait hes lowkey right"

[bleak warren]

it's a cool style. i would prefer it to how minimal things are nowadays

[ruby zealot]

Hi smudge

[candid tendon]

[storm whale]

hate to hear it

[slow echo]

And then everybody clapped

[brisk shard]

asmongold could call a burger a pizza and his fans would go "lowkey..."

[lethal sierra]

I think he's mostly doing like political shit, if it's not that he's the typical commentary channel

[candid tendon]

The Pringles logo

[karmic dagger]

I see

[ruby zealot]

Eh it was nothing bad...

[candid tendon]

[storm whale]

still sucks tho doesn't it?

[coral token]

:3

[ruby zealot]

Not really no

[ruby zealot]

Hi Thales

[storm whale]

huh
okay then

[candid tendon]

I've got a bucket of chicken

[indigo hull]

Thales predicted a solar eclipse today

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

Of course he did

[lethal sierra]

What?

[candid tendon]

Next time eat a salad

[storm whale]

[candid tendon]

Spamton

[ruby zealot]

Is it me or did I become unfunnier...

[storm whale]

was he correct

[ruby zealot]

[candid tendon]

The guy who devoured that fry

[indigo hull]

He was

[candid tendon]

[storm whale]

dayum

[indigo hull]

In 585 BC that is

[lethal sierra]

Rev up those fryers

[storm whale]

oh

[ruby zealot]

Lmao

[candid tendon]

rat jumps in

[dusky river]

He burnt my shake

[slow echo]

Might get a complaint about some copper. Be careful.

[bleak warren]

depends on who you ask. you might be genuinely funny, but to a world where the only things that get laughs are memes and references? maybe not

[indigo hull]

Gehe brought it up earlier lmao

[karmic dagger]

Fav sticker

[candid tendon]

Number 15 burger king foot lettuce

Hantavirus is coming

[karmic dagger]

I laugh every time I see that😭

[ruby zealot]

Let me try a joke hmmm

[lethal sierra]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

[slow echo]

Puppeteer, humor is subjective. Know your audience. Here? Probably fart jokes and memes go far.

[candid tendon]

You have Hantavirus

[storm whale]

I predict that a solar eclipse will take place at some point in the future

[dusky river]

SpongeBob will be one of the few shows I’ll keep watching into my 50s

[candid tendon]

Hantavirus ahh

[indigo hull]

🤯

[slow echo]

I love Spunchbop

[storm whale]

😎

[bleak warren]

yeah if you want to be funny here you have to talk about pregnant jimmy for the 1000th time

[candid tendon]

Turkey sandwich

[slow echo]

Pregnant Jimmy walks into a bar.

Something something suck the mic.

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

I told my partner they were drawing their eyebrows too high

[dusky river]

Or the Fairlyodd Parents

[bleak warren]

and Bryce kisses him

[candid tendon]

Mpreg reaction

[ruby zealot]

They looked surprised

[slow echo]

Full on sloppy, wet face, dripping mustache.

[indigo hull]

Or do whatever goes on in the YT comments

[karmic dagger]

Then calls him the not nice word

[humble isle]

Jimmy sure is pregnant and blue! Am I right, my One-Piecers?

[candid tendon]

[slow echo]

Jimmy THICC

[candid tendon]

I love summer but man mosquitoes are wasps suck

[bleak warren]

there are many words that aren't nice

[bleak warren]

i liked that one

[slow echo]

Wasps keep eating my basil and spinach. Bastards.

[candid tendon]

I also heard of the tick the lone star tick makes you allergic to red meat

[ruby zealot]

Everyday I remind myself why I don't talk here as much as I used then I see it

[karmic dagger]

You know what Bryce calls Jimmy😭

[storm whale]

terrible joke, make more

[ruby zealot]

Thank you

[lethal sierra]

Why am i getting news about snow in the middle of fucking may

[bleak warren]

he can say it

[candid tendon]

I don't wanna get bit by that lone star tick shit

[ruby zealot]

[storm whale]

be funny OR ELSE

[candid tendon]

[karmic dagger]

Atp, yeah

[dusky river]

Your bed is now made of ticks

[ruby zealot]

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia

[candid tendon]

Only the lyme disease ones

Not the red meat allergy

[candid tendon]

I'd rather get Lyme disease tbh

[ruby zealot]

The librarian whispers: "They’re right behind you"

[candid tendon]

Y'know what

[slow echo]

A guy walks into a bar. Hes dyslexic. Hes at a Victoria's Secret. His alcoholism is ruining his life.

[storm whale]

😱

[candid tendon]

I'd rather watch paint dry

[dusky river]

I RKO the librarian

[candid tendon]

Than talk in here

[bleak warren]

he walked into a bra?

[slow echo]

Yes. A bra. Lacey pink one with a little bow in the front. Not even his size.

[indigo hull]

An Irish guy walks out of a bar

[humble isle]

Say that again

[candid tendon]

I'm so hungry i could-

[karmic dagger]

Bros taking his business elsewhere

[bleak warren]

now that's just not true

[candid tendon]

I'm so hungry i could-

[storm whale]

impossible

[ruby zealot]

Not funny smudge alcoholism is a serious issue

[candid tendon]

🐴

[bleak warren]

aye, i'll drink to that

[slow echo]

Horse

[dusky river]

Two Germans walk into a bar. No wait it’s a BAR.

[ruby zealot]

W

[slow echo]

Plllbbbbtttt

[candid tendon]

Honse

[lethal sierra]

A bar walks into a bar

[storm whale]

good one

[indigo hull]

Cheers girl I’ll smoke to that

[karmic dagger]

horse reaction gif

[candid tendon]

Imagine stuttering with text

[ruby zealot]

THEY ADDED JASON TO DBD?!

[storm whale]

sounds about right

[ruby zealot]

WHAT THE FUCK

[candid tendon]

[indigo hull]

Looks about wrong

[ruby zealot]

Jason is like one of my favorite slasher characters

[bleak warren]

oh no it's jeff the killer he's gonna jeff the kill us

[candid tendon]

Imagine if they add jeff

[storm whale]

😱

[karmic dagger]

What’s dbd

[humble isle]

His name Jeff

[candid tendon]

Son

[slow echo]

Jeff Goldblum is DBD would be awesome.

[indigo hull]

And then he proceeded to Jeff the kill everyone

[upbeat charm]

dead by daylight? no thanks

[candid tendon]

Sonion

[slow echo]

He turns into a fly monster and launches velociraptors at you.

[bleak warren]

probably how he got that name

[upbeat charm]

clover would sleep through it

[ruby zealot]

Fr I wanna play as Jason but it's dbd

[bleak warren]

jeff... finds a way

[storm whale]

[humble isle]

We gotta get out of here, survivors! Or else we’ll be…

[karmic dagger]

Sonbrero😭

[candid tendon]

He turns into a jet then flys into the sun

[slow echo]

Dbd is a hard game to get into.

[humble isle]

Springtrap

[indigo hull]

Left 4 Dead?

[dusky river]

[TITLE CARD]

[candid tendon]

[slow echo]

Dudes, Back 4 Blood is pretty solid if you liked L4D

[upbeat charm]

you’ve sprung my trap!!! or smth idk

[ruby zealot]

Also why the fuck is ken kaneki there

[candid tendon]

If he's title card then why can i see him

[ruby zealot]

He's not a horror icon

[candid tendon]

[ruby zealot]

Or slasher

[candid tendon]

Floppa

[storm whale]

appendages

[candid tendon]

I want a pet corgi

[brisk shard]

the thing with DBD

[upbeat charm]

woah is that clover loves that guy

[slow echo]

I wanna see more horror games featuring a caricature of a sitcom character depicted in a terrifying manner.

[brisk shard]

is they made some attrocious changes

[candid tendon]

And then I'll name him goober

[brisk shard]

and now the game isnt enjoyable

[candid tendon]

Totally original

[brisk shard]

the thing is, id love to go and try out jason

[slow echo]

Like, Sheldon Cooper chasing you through the backrooms shouting "Bazinga!" as he chokes the life from your eyes

[dusky river]

Seinfeld

[brisk shard]

and although 3 quid for a killer isnt a bad deal, its not worth playing the game

[candid tendon]

No one else had named their corgi goober right

[ruby zealot]

Same

[ruby zealot]

True to that

[candid tendon]

Random kid gif

[brisk shard]

they just ruined DBD so much with all the reworks and changes

[candid tendon]

Welcome max

Maxwell

Hello everybody my name is welcome

[karmic dagger]

Ohhh it’s dead by daylight

Heard that game was heck

[brisk shard]

DBD and R6 now sit at the two worst games to play of all time

[candid tendon]

It's when Markiplier said welcome instead of Markiplier

[karmic dagger]

700 hours here

[dusky river]

CoD is no longer the game I loved

[slow echo]

DBD is a clunky mess. Most of the people playing are streamers who min-max and troll.

[candid tendon]

474 days

[brisk shard]

you ENJOY games. i PLAY them.

we are NOT the same. -DBD and R6 players

[candid tendon]

[karmic dagger]

Multi champ?💀

[candid tendon]

Not in dbd

In a different game

[karmic dagger]

But in r6

[candid tendon]

No

[brisk shard]

Jynxi makes R6 look enjoyable

and then i play it

[dusky river]

Time to finish RDR2 Chapter 6 again…

[candid tendon]

Yeah right

Totally didn't play it for 474 days

[karmic dagger]

Still insane 🔥

[candid tendon]

Do y'all know dougdoug

[karmic dagger]

R6 players are not allowed to feel good vibes

[zinc frigate]

Holy shit

[candid tendon]

I don't play r6

[karmic dagger]

Kermiieeee

[humble isle]

AUTUMN

[karmic dagger]

Oh, mb, misread sum

[humble isle]

[zinc frigate]

Mina the hallower is coming out

TOMORROW!

[candid tendon]

[zinc frigate]

[karmic dagger]

What’s that

[candid tendon]

No one is coming close to my 474 days of playtime

[zinc frigate]

Hi Lacey

[zinc frigate]

An indie game by the people who made shovel knight, been in the works for a while

[candid tendon]

Wait if I just go into VC and camp there and say absolutely nothing will I still get points

[karmic dagger]

That has no chance of being anything but peak of it’s by the shovel knight devs

[dusky river]

Who shall I cast the spell of “CoD World at War on veteran” on

[candid tendon]

Which VC is it that gives me points

[indigo hull]

none of them

[coral token]

none

[candid tendon]

I thought there was points for VC

[coral token]

they all blew up

[zinc frigate]

Ikr, i can’t wait

[indigo hull]

there's a tax for that

[karmic dagger]

Should I join Filbism

[coral token]

yep

[candid tendon]

Says it in roles

[coral token]

do you believe everything you read

smhhh

[dusky river]

stamp

[coral token]

you owe me 5000 dollars

[candid tendon]

Rips off hair from a doll and gives you 5000 strands

[coral token]

idk man i just work here

[indigo hull]

I hate that family guy stole the joke of Patrick Henry getting killed after he said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"

[candid tendon]

[coral token]

:p

[candid tendon]

5000 doll hairs

[bleak warren]

this server makes me feel like i work at a mcdonalds with a playplace

[indigo hull]

because its a perfect joke from such a mediocre show

[candid tendon]

How many strands of hair would you need to not be bald?

[coral token]

1

[brisk shard]

asking the real questions i see

[candid tendon]

Still bald tho

[coral token]

correct

nah, there's hair

just not a lot

[candid tendon]

Bald doesn't mean no hair

You do know that

[coral token]

yes it does

[bleak warren]

you're thinking of balding

[dusky river]

It’s not bald…it’s thinning

[humble isle]

And rats

[candid tendon]

You can have 1 strand and still be bald

[coral token]

nah

i decree

[brisk shard]

bro

[bleak warren]

rats rats we're the rats

[brisk shard]

the idea of being bald is having no hair at all

[candid tendon]

Why is his name baldi if he has 1 strand

[brisk shard]

you cant be bald and have hair

[brisk shard]

thats just his name

[candid tendon]

[brisk shard]

well why is his name The Rock if hes a human

[bleak warren]

why his name Chick Hicks if he's a guy car

[coral token]

we'll never know

[candid tendon]

[coral token]

why is her name taylor swift if she doesn't sell burgers

[brisk shard]

awww

[coral token]

you like emojies a lot, it seems

[brisk shard]

mod abooz plz demoot

[coral token]

proof?

[candid tendon]

Idk maybe

[coral token]

don't spam them uwu

[bleak warren]

who you gonna call? the mods?

[indigo hull]

he's secretly gay

[coral token]

the moods

[brisk shard]

i can confirm from Stancave that this Goober fellow does spam a decent amount

[candid tendon]

Why is ji emo

[marsh ledge]

Guys, come one... Just... Hear me the fuck out

[bleak warren]

oh so he's tsundere for mcqueen

[coral token]

ok we do not need intel thanks!!!!

[marsh ledge]

Jimmy kinda... 🫦

[coral token]

no

we will not hear you out

he has a girlfriend

[indigo hull]

perhaps

[marsh ledge]

Ok

[brisk shard]

stop talking

[brisk shard]

you are BANNED from talking

[dusky river]

Vaporize this man

[candid tendon]

Kinda what

[coral token]

fitzy they trynna take ur man

[brisk shard]

qwerty i just got a DM from Jimmy

[indigo hull]

take away the talking stick from him

[bleak warren]

jimmy looks goofy

[coral token]

what did it say

[marsh ledge]

Oh wow

[brisk shard]

they want you to STOP talking

[coral token]

true.

i got the same dm

[candid tendon]

Why are you named after a keyboard

[coral token]

and he told me to personally burn your house

[marsh ledge]

That's my name! Don't wear it out :D

[candid tendon]

Yeah I like emojis

[marsh ledge]

Ok nvm.

[candid tendon]

How'd you know

[marsh ledge]

But Sisyphus Prime

[coral token]

bro is 10 minutes late

[indigo hull]

tell Jimmy he owes me money for the glaggleland copyright

[candid tendon]

To what

[candid tendon]

The hardest boss

[coral token]

he said fuck you.

[indigo hull]

well I can't argue with that

[bleak warren]

tell jimmy he owes me money for gestures broadly at the server

[coral token]

:3

[candid tendon]

[coral token]

he says he's sorry but he's in debt

❤️

and now he is in deeper debt

[candid tendon]

Rats

[bleak warren]

CUZ HE KEEPS PAYING PEOPLE WHO MAKE HIM LAUGH

headass

[coral token]

as he did accidentaly 2 cash ylyl's in a row

[indigo hull]

i'll start paying for it out of my own pocket

[coral token]

when he was not supposed to

[candid tendon]

Supposed to what

[marsh ledge]

I should be quiet, I shouldn't say that.

[zinc frigate]

Chat, can I throw my mom off a cliff?

[coral token]

no

that's a crime

[indigo hull]

everything ok?

[karmic dagger]

Dingus alms for the poor🫴

[bleak warren]

how high is the cliff?

[candid tendon]

Don't tell me that name is reference to sneakers o'toole

[marsh ledge]

Ok i'm sorry but. He IS kinda attractive regardless of anything. Take it or leave it, I don't care

[brisk shard]

jimmy just DMed me saying that theyre actually an AI made to laugh at videos and once they hit ylyl 400 theyre going to take over the world

[zinc frigate]

She proposed for Father’s Day I get my dad an ai generated comic book

[brisk shard]

no

[coral token]

yaaaasss

DOMINATE KING

[indigo hull]

mmm, do it

[coral token]

#takeovHER

[bleak warren]

ok yeah yeet

[candid tendon]

[brisk shard]

LMAOOOO

[candid tendon]

Nimmy jeutron

Nello heighbor

[zinc frigate]

This is the most diabolical thing she’s ever done and will personally be yeeting her off a cliff; along with the person selling ai generated images

[karmic dagger]

Anyone else watch the Michael biopic

[candid tendon]

Michael JackSON

[bleak warren]

like, does she know you're an artist? that's super insulting

[indigo imp]

hello how are y'all

[karmic dagger]

The kid is not my SON

[candid tendon]

SON-618

[zinc frigate]

She knows she’s watched me draw before and said it’s satisfying to watch
She also said photoshop is just ai. The program I use to draw

She’s dumb

[indigo imp]

i have successfully cast a d4 in pewter and my day is great

[candid tendon]

Blackhole reference

[karmic dagger]

DySON sphere

[indigo hull]

evidently so

[candid tendon]

SONic

[indigo imp]

💀

[karmic dagger]

RadiaSON

[zinc frigate]

Look if I’m getting my dad a comic book with him as the main character, I’m either commissioning it or making it myself

[candid tendon]

Sonitor

Sonion ring

[zinc frigate]

I’m never getting a no good dirty ai to make it

[bleak warren]

"photoshop is just AI" 💀 can she tie her shoes?

[indigo hull]

hey screw you /j

[candid tendon]

It's time to have some fun with Uncle samsonite

[zinc frigate]

She wears shoes without laces

[indigo hull]

im smart and i still can't tie my shoes

[karmic dagger]

SONder and lightning

[humble isle]

[candid tendon]

Uncle samSONite

[coral token]

ugh

[elfin wing]

maybe she saw something about adobe stuffing it with AI and confused it?

[coral token]

so cold

coffee timeee :3

[karmic dagger]

Blackhole SON

[coral token]

black, strong coffee

the best drink of the day

[candid tendon]

SONy

[indigo imp]

this keeps getting funnier

that's the kind of person i had to help when i was working in call centers

[zinc frigate]

Probably, not a lot going on in her brain regardless

[coral token]

grok is this true

can you check that

[karmic dagger]

MaSON jar

[indigo hull]

Grok is dead

[elfin wing]

grok what thoughts should I have on this

[candid tendon]

LeSON

[coral token]

grok is paid

[indigo hull]

and I shot it

[humble isle]

At gork why is autumnso angry at her mom

[coral token]

😮

[candid tendon]

LeSONade

[coral token]

ok the bit is old already

[candid tendon]

Excuse me sir

[indigo imp]

at grok be a human for me

[bleak warren]

i have seen at least 30 ads that are like "[tech company i've never heard of] has what you need for your business" then very next line, "with our AI tools..."

[zinc frigate]

She proposed I get my dad an ai generated comic for my dad for Father’s Day

[candid tendon]

Watch me try to send a gif

And get the ultimate failure

[karmic dagger]

Herd of biSON

[indigo imp]

its always just a chatgpt reliant piece of crap too

[coral token]

[zinc frigate]

If I hear ai in an ad I am skipping IMMEDIATELY

[candid tendon]

PigSON

[humble isle]

What I need for my business is an Adblock!

[brisk shard]

Jarvis... generate me a picture of the coolest frickin shit ever

[indigo imp]

ive managed to turn off basically all ads on my pc, Libra wolf is an amazing browser

[brisk shard]

if ironman dropped today would it get cancelled on twitter for using AI

[candid tendon]

[brisk shard]

because Jarvis

[karmic dagger]

NisSON

[candid tendon]

Banana man

[dusky river]

Tally me bananas

[coral token]

how is that son bs still going

[candid tendon]

Do you like how i walk

[indigo hull]

I FOUND MY COPY OF WORMS FOR PS1

[coral token]

no

[candid tendon]

Do you like how i talk

[indigo imp]

yooooooo

[coral token]

no

[bleak warren]

im crine

[candid tendon]

Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk

[coral token]

brine? pickle brine?

[bleak warren]

brine griffin family man

[karmic dagger]

HatSONe Miku

[brisk shard]

im brian

[brisk shard]

family guy

[candid tendon]

[brisk shard]

this reminds me of the time i chatted in jimmycord

[coral token]

jimmy just called me and he told me he wants you to shut up

[coral token]

you never did that

wdym

don't lie guuurlll

[candid tendon]

How do you shut a door up

[coral token]

you bomb it.

[brisk shard]

jimmy just sent me a message saying if goober continues talking jimmy is going to take over the entire tri-state area

[karmic dagger]

Cap

[candid tendon]

[karmic dagger]

I’m sueing apple for their autocorrect

[bleak warren]

is that supposed to be a bad thing?

[indigo hull]

they killed Brian Griffin Dog

[indigo imp]

doof moment

[candid tendon]

Hey apple

[bleak warren]

rip brain griffin

[karmic dagger]

*im sueing

[coral token]

nooo megan griffer

[candid tendon]

Orange you glad i didn't say banana

[indigo hull]

Crispy Griff

[coral token]

lmao

mmmm

crispy rice

[bleak warren]

shur up meg

[coral token]

spicy tuna roll

[candid tendon]

Fried snow

[coral token]

i am a mod, i need to keep my cool, i will not insult this person

[candid tendon]

Was that bbno$?

[karmic dagger]

Wrong sticker

[indigo hull]

Bornana

[candid tendon]

[coral token]

benana

[candid tendon]

Hey apple

[bleak warren]

ben 10

[coral token]

i used to watch ts

[indigo hull]

there's 10 of him?

[coral token]

was he always 10

[candid tendon]

Motorboat noises

[bleak warren]

ben 1-9 nowhere to be found

[candid tendon]

Steven 7

[karmic dagger]

What r the best and worst tv shows

[candid tendon]

He has the power

[indigo hull]

uh I actually found them alive and well in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom

[candid tendon]

Of greyskull

[bleak warren]

worst tv shows are like, 99% of reality shows

[humble isle]

Better Call Saul and Bigmouth

[coral token]

weeee

[karmic dagger]

Facts

[coral token]

we going out with my dad for coffee

yipeee

[bleak warren]

i change my answer for worst show to big mouth

so bad i forgot it exists

[indigo hull]

why do you think Better Call Saul is bad?

[candid tendon]

What is that server tag

[bleak warren]

it's from my friend Fiche's server. it means "Man I Love Fiche"

[humble isle]

No no, BCS is the best and Big Mouth is the worst.

[indigo hull]

ohh my bad i misread it

[candid tendon]

Man i love frogs

[indigo hull]

Saul Good, moth

[bleak warren]

did you know you have lights?

[humble isle]

I still don’t have my sticker perms.

That’s okay. Just pretend I sent trans flag Saul.

[candid tendon]

Fiberglass

[indigo hull]

that sounds based

wait hang on I kinda have a niche meme like that

[ruby zealot]

[candid tendon]

PUMPKIN

[languid grove]

[storm whale]

destiny 1 is a great game

[candid tendon]

I'm very hungry

[indigo hull]

#memes

[candid tendon]

It's the slenderman

And he's cooking hotdogs

[indigo hull]

you need to know ball to understand it

[candid tendon]

On the stove

[iron wraith]

Yippie

[candid tendon]

Ball is life

I HATE SAUERKRAUT

[ruby zealot]

Rika Sika Tika Chud Fika

[languid grove]

Hallo

[candid tendon]

I'm such a fat fucking chud

[ruby zealot]

How is you

[candid tendon]

The dd is very slow tbh

[languid grove]

I’m alright, wbu?

[iron wraith]

I just woke up im sooo freaking tiered

[ruby zealot]

Same

[candid tendon]

[ruby zealot]

Hello miss riv

[candid tendon]

Mario tomato

[ruby zealot]

[iron wraith]

I was up til 4am im so tired

[iron wraith]

Helllooooo

[karmic dagger]

I LOVE sauerkraut

[woven pelican]

can anyone draw me a pfp?

[karmic dagger]

Yeah

[iron wraith]

I hate sauerkraut only bc I had to serve it to 300 people at October fest

[karmic dagger]

I can send u example work

[woven pelican]

dm me

[coral token]

Ugh I hate it too

[indigo hull]

why does October get a whole festival?

[coral token]

We get a whole gay month

Let October be

[indigo hull]

this is true

[ruby zealot]

Because October revolution

[coral token]

Massive if true

[indigo hull]

Comrade, it is time

[bleak warren]

4 days until we're allowed to be gay

[humble isle]

What’s your budget?

[coral token]

Everyone straighten up

[iron wraith]

I was okay with it before but after that night.... I just hate it now

[ruby zealot]

The gays are gonna break through the glass in 4 days just wait

[indigo hull]

my birthday is on the 1st

[coral token]

:p

[iron wraith]

I cant believe June is almost here

[indigo hull]

i'll be leading the charge

[ruby zealot]

Happy early birthday dude

[coral token]

My birthday

Just a few weeks away!

It got here so fast

Woohoo

[indigo hull]

thanks because now I owe both JAG and Syno the Baja Bong on that day

[coral token]

Owo

[limpid moon]

hiyaa

[prime canopy]

Discord is barely running, what the hell

[ruby zealot]

Excuse me? Baja bong?

[iron wraith]

Two birthdays sweet

[coral token]

I don't notice any problem

[fervent maple]

Okay I got haircut

[coral token]

What's up

[fervent maple]

Now imagine if Oddish got a low taper fade

[indigo hull]

swapping bong water with Mountain Dew Baja Blast

[iron wraith]

Happy birthday brobro

[ruby zealot]

Isn't syno a minor

[coral token]

Bong!!?

[fervent maple]

Evil bong

[indigo hull]

wait are they?

[coral token]

Probably

[ruby zealot]

Yeah they are

[indigo hull]

well they also started asking about it

[fervent maple]

My hobby is and will remain blasting music from my car with the windows down

[ruby zealot]

Well they're also 09 so they are 17

[fervent maple]

I'm trying to go deaf by 30

[coral token]

Lmao

[iron wraith]

Reminds me of the video i found on Instagram. Can I send it to ya thales

[ruby zealot]

No

[iron wraith]

I swear its funny bc I wasn't expecting it

[coral token]

Lmao

[iron wraith]

Lemme find it

[indigo hull]

yeah we were legit talking about it last night

right in this very chat

apparently if i don't do it I get the concrete shoes

[coral token]

Mmm

Yummy muffin

[old radish]

Muffin?

[languid grove]

Syno does a bong? HE’S TOO YOUNG

[indigo hull]

no only because JAG won't shut up about it

[bleak warren]

i mean, JAG won't shut up like, in general

[coral token]

God this muffin is amazing

[indigo hull]

im gonna be real he's probably gonna be in for a let down

[fervent maple]

Thanks

[indigo hull]

i don't think it's gonna do much besides maybe change the flavor of the smoke

and thats a big maybe

-# unless he think's im supposed to drink it afterwards

ANYWHERMST

[drowsy bridge]

Hi hi, how are y’all

[coral token]

I ordered

[indigo hull]

yo Constantinople

[coral token]

We call it a uuuh

How do you call this

It's hot milk

With a chocolate bar inside

[indigo hull]

anyway, Constantinople's gonna fall tomorrow

[coral token]

How do you call those big ships under the water

I forgot the term

Subway

No

[drowsy bridge]

Submarine

[coral token]

Yes that

We call them submarines

For some reason

[indigo hull]

interesting

[coral token]

It's funny

Basically a little chocolate bar inside hot milk

And it melts

I guess that's why it's a submarine

[drowsy bridge]

Google confuses me sometimes, I don’t think I need ai mode for the days until Christmas

[coral token]

And I love it

[coral token]

You can deactivate that

Just do it!

[storm whale]

subway=submarine

[drowsy bridge]

I can?

[coral token]

Yes you can

Indeed

[drowsy bridge]

Brb

[coral token]

I don't remember how

But Google it

[coral token]

Same thing

[storm whale]

indeed

[coral token]

Deedni

[ruby zealot]

In the future they should make a subway in a tunnel under the water and call it "submarine"

[coral token]

Woah

[indigo hull]

the Channel Tunnel:

[storm whale]

that would be funny

[ruby zealot]

Yeah but that's between England and France.

[storm whale]

it has to be in a cooler place

[ruby zealot]

Agreed

[indigo hull]

ok ok

[indigo hull]

Washington D.C. to Lisbon, Portugal

go big or go home

[storm whale]

[candid tendon]

[ruby zealot]

Too big

[storm whale]

it'll have to be called "the Great American Tunnel"

[indigo hull]

ok real shit that i just remembered

[coral token]

It was

[indigo hull]

we should get rid of the Washington Monument

[coral token]

Zho houd

[ruby zealot]

Why tho

[indigo hull]

It does not look ANYTHING like George Washington

[coral token]

It looks like

[peak sentinel]

the National Mall isnt Parallel to Constitution Avenue and I hate it

[coral token]

Your mom

Gotten

Ended them

Gagged them

[ruby zealot]

You don't know that
The "photos" of him could be fake

[candid tendon]

It is not Wednesday my dudes

[storm whale]

it doesn't?

[coral token]

It's not indeed

[ruby zealot]

The monument is a 1 to 1 replica of him

[coral token]

Mamaaaaaaaa

[indigo hull]

I never noticed when I was in D.C. and now the next time i go i'm gonna specifically seek it out

[coral token]

Ooooooooh

[storm whale]

thats what i thought

[coral token]

I wanna go to

Uuuh

Pens silk Vanya

[ruby zealot]

Wait hol up

[peak sentinel]

Ill send a picture hang on

[candid tendon]

[storm whale]

are you gonna visit the statue they keep Willian Penn contained in?

[indigo hull]

you have a point

[coral token]

Maybe

I need a visa first

[indigo hull]

the most widely circulated self portrait of his wasn't even finished

[storm whale]

truth

[coral token]

And a uuuh

[meager epoch]

🟦🐻🔪5️⃣

[coral token]

Passport

I've only left my state once in my life

[iron wraith]

Thales i sent ya the video

[coral token]

I've barely traveled at all

[iron wraith]

I thought it was a normal skating video but nah

[coral token]

Let me see

[peak sentinel]

HE'S FREE.

[coral token]

Lmaoo

[storm whale]

FUCK

[iron wraith]

Sent to ya in dm

[coral token]

Saw it

Lol

[candid tendon]

[peak sentinel]

CALL JOHN PENNSYLVANIA

[storm whale]

I'm telling god

[iron wraith]

He used his peg leg as a bong

[storm whale]

finna grab a ladder and climb up there

[coral token]

Someone call John Nevada

[storm whale]

hes too weak

[storm whale]

the nuclear tests did a number on his power

[iron wraith]

Who's free

[indigo hull]

this sounds like a job for William Pitt the Elder

[storm whale]

William Penn

[coral token]

Wee oo

Wweee oo

[coral token]

Lolz

[candid tendon]

Based based on what

Apartment complex I find it quite simple

[coral token]

Based on quantum mechanics.

[candid tendon]

Wood fired pizza how's pizza gonna get a job now

[iron wraith]

Isn't he like dead?!

[candid tendon]

Road work ahead uh i sure hope it does

[coral token]

Almost

Idk

Ask them

[candid tendon]

The bird flu yeah they tend to do that

[coral token]

Achooooo

[candid tendon]

Chefs kiss do they really

[coral token]

Ugh not the dad joke spam

Is this all you do

Find a bit and spam it until it dies

[storm whale]

no they had him contained inside until he broke free recently
New York State is gone

[candid tendon]

[iron wraith]

Oooh i see

[coral token]

I c

[upbeat charm]

Newer York when

[storm whale]

once they defeat William Penn

[storm whale]

he's on a rampage rn

[coral token]

:3

[candid tendon]

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice

[coral token]

Cease

[valid edge]

Hi guys

[iron wraith]

Sup

Oh yeah i almost forgot

Good morning chat

[indigo hull]

New New York

[coral token]

It's 5pm!!!!

[iron wraith]

Its 12pm for me

[coral token]

That's not morning!

That's midnight ☝🏻🤓

[iron wraith]

I was on earlier and I forgot

[ruby zealot]

10:05 pm for me

[iron wraith]

Mann Alaska time sucks

[coral token]

Chicagooooo

Chicagooooo

[iron wraith]

Im the last state to be awake so if anything happens in New York I wont hear about it for like 5 hours

[candid tendon]

[coral token]

Yuuuckkk

[ashen dagger]

[indigo hull]

yeah its 4pm over here

[coral token]

Yeah

I'd have done that

[indigo hull]

so far there hasn't been another Wall Street Crash 'yet'

[ruby zealot]

Reminder that everyone needs one piece to fulfill their puzzle
You guys are my one piece

[coral token]

:p

I love cold weather

I feel in my zone

In my lane

[zinc frigate]

MY MOM KEEPS SHOWING ME AI SHIT TODAY

[coral token]

Shhhh.

[iron wraith]

But not the -60°F we get right

[zinc frigate]

that’s it I’m moving the 3d printer back in the hall to annoy her

[unreal kiln]

do you live in hell

[coral token]

I'd be happy, as long as I have insulation

[primal spire]

M a y 2 8

[zinc frigate]

Fuck ai

[ashen dagger]

Beat her

[zinc frigate]

[ashen dagger]

[candid tendon]

[coral token]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[sullen shore]

BeamNG.Drive is coming to Playstation 5 consoles this year.

[iron wraith]

In already pissed that Jorge Gutierrez is gonna be using AI in his new film

[candid tendon]

Red miku

[coral token]

Cool, I need a PS5 first.

But thanks for telling me.

[sullen shore]

Shut up, I'm 31 years old.

I am the Unc of the vocaloid world

[loud mauve]

bark

[coral token]

No

[primal spire]

Cabin crew requesting takeoff.

[candid tendon]

[iron wraith]

Kinda, its crazy in winter but then summer crazy in spring and summer

[primal spire]

ps5 intense fan noises

[sullen shore]

Don't worry its gonna be optimized, and the footage for the announcement was all caught on PS5 and it looked great

[coral token]

Wha

[loud mauve]

limp bizkit

[upbeat copper]

You know it's getting bad when I'm getting jealous that my boyfriends are in the general vicinity of one another

[sullen shore]

INTRODUCING...THE CHOCOLATE STAR FISH!!!

[iron wraith]

Kk. Just know that it can only take you so far up here, once it reaches -100°F your on your own

[bleak warren]

how the hell are you older than me

[gritty temple]

You poly?

[loud mauve]

…AND THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER

[upbeat copper]

Indeed I am you silly creature

[bitter hinge]

You guys

Are weird

[sullen shore]

Teto is actually 31, dead ass she is unc fr fr on god.

[zinc frigate]

SOMEONES OLDER THAN SMUDGE?!?

[upbeat charm]

if only we could fly….

[gritty temple]

Poly might not be for you ! Jealousy is an easy relationship killer

[sullen shore]

Thank you for noticing!

[bleak warren]

yeah, jimmy is

[upbeat charm]

isn’t Arevin 30?

[loud mauve]

limp bizkit style

[sullen shore]

Plane:

[timid plover]

Hahaha… can someone get me unbanned from Bryce’s server… 🥹

[candid tendon]

[gritty temple]

Look at the server you’re in

[ruby zealot]

HOLY SHIT

[bitter hinge]

I have an audition in an hour wish me luck please

[loud mauve]

John Otto, take em to the Matthews Bridge

[timid plover]

No

[upbeat copper]

But I love them both so much, I'm only jealous because I live across the country from them

[ruby zealot]

Good luck

[zinc frigate]

[primal spire]

imagine if @loud mauve is 67 years old

[ruby zealot]

Arie...check out my pfp

[gritty temple]

Pokes you in the eyes

[loud mauve]

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

[bitter hinge]

Thank you

[loud mauve]

im 67 years old hahaha 67

[upbeat copper]

JENSEN ACKLES MY BELOVED 😍