general

[mint remnant]

_ _

[bleak warren]

almost a sick burn and you backed out

[lusty gorge]

FUCK

[fervent maple]

_ _

[mint remnant]

Ur Mom
Oh wait, that's me

[fervent maple]

Hi mom

[karmic dagger]

Text of dark matter

[mint remnant]

Grounded for 14 days, call that a fortnight

[fervent maple]

You can't ground me I'm an adult

[lusty gorge]

Mom, go to the corner for 10 minutes and think Abt that joke and its mistakes

[mint remnant]

No thanks

[fervent maple]

Mom can you buy me v bucks

[bleak warren]

if this chat was my kids i'd be on the phone with the adoption people asap

[karmic dagger]

Except me

[lusty gorge]

I'd knock out the adoption people

[bleak warren]

especially you

(i don't know you)

[fervent maple]

If this chat was your kids I'd be concerned with both how many kids you have and how young you had kids

[karmic dagger]

Now what on earth did I do😭

[lusty gorge]

Smudge wouldn't call the adoption center on me tho

[mint remnant]

There are a lot of people in here, that would be too many kids, even one is a lot to deal with

[bleak warren]

you can think whatever you want

[fervent maple]

Plot twist smudge is calling the adoption center to get more kids 🥹

[bleak warren]

hell no

[fervent maple]

Because we are so loved

[karmic dagger]

I’m behaved bro, ion say crazy things

[lusty gorge]

Cuz I'm right and you'd never give me up for adoption

[mint remnant]

Anyway

[bleak warren]

never before have i seen someone so wrong be so sure they're right

[indigo hull]

go to reddit

[fervent maple]

Twitter is worse

[mint remnant]

Pepperoni deep dish pizza, pretty good

[lusty gorge]

Tesjo is in the wrong Abt being behaved I will say that

[karmic dagger]

Reddits useful at least

[fervent maple]

What does pepperoni taste like

[karmic dagger]

What did I doooo😭😭😭

[bleak warren]

i see enough bullshit here, i don't need to add any sources

[indigo hull]

truth

[lusty gorge]

You existed

[smoky viper]

having a fucking mental breakdown over 32 FUCKING ERRORS in the same code my teacher had 0 on

[karmic dagger]

Mb i guess🥀

[brisk shard]

yo

[mint remnant]

Like greasy peppery sausage

[bleak warren]

that's called learning

[brisk shard]

its me the super cool guy

[fervent maple]

Ew

[karmic dagger]

Yum

[fervent maple]

The duality of man

[smoky viper]

The exact same fucking code only diffence between us is the vm im running on

[bleak warren]

you gotta make mistakes to get good at something

[brisk shard]

true

[fervent maple]

Not true

[brisk shard]

try try again

[smoky viper]

Ah fug off that's what they all say

[bleak warren]

cuz it's true

[mint remnant]

Plutonium with a side of lithium batteries please

[brisk shard]

practice makes perfect

[smoky viper]

Im dropping out because of you

[fervent maple]

I prefer uranium

[bleak warren]

L

[smoky viper]

Mods ban this person

[bleak warren]

dropping out is for quitters

[fervent maple]

Yeah ban yourself

[smoky viper]

Jimmyhere never went to college. So I dont have to

[mint remnant]

Mods, drink some water and have a snack

[brisk shard]

jimmyhere is lucky

[lusty gorge]

Mods, replace this persons blood cells with orbeez

[bleak warren]

Jimmy got lucky

[brisk shard]

it does sound mean to say but

[fervent maple]

Yeah but vine no longer exists so

[brisk shard]

honestly, a lot of social media is luck

[ashen dagger]

If i dont make mistakes, then who am i if not human? If im perfect the first go, what truly did i learn that i couldnt have otherwise?

[karmic dagger]

“A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts”🔥🔥

[smoky viper]

I got a yt to just waiting to her back from monetization

[bleak warren]

yeah, you and 10,000 other people

it's not guaranteed

[brisk shard]

keep trying though

[mint remnant]

Tyler was lucky enough to become a content creator, not everyone will blow up the way he did

His mango was to blow up and act like he aint know nobody

[fervent maple]

You can not know something then learn that something without making mistakes. Perfection is not omniscience

[brisk shard]

practice makes perfect, just like the coding

[bleak warren]

if you make it in life doing that, great

[karmic dagger]

I work for Arox (sorta)

[bleak warren]

but it's very unlikely

[brisk shard]

unless ur lucky or a nepo baby

[smoky viper]

YALL DONT EFFING GET IT, I PUT THR SAME CODE GET DIFFERENT RESULT. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?

[fervent maple]

It doesn't like you or something idk

[dreamy garden]

Hello

[bleak warren]

i used to use the same process my math teacher used to solve problems and i got different answers

[brisk shard]

didnt you mention it yourself? the VM?

[bleak warren]

it happens sometimes

[smoky viper]

Someone ping Jimmy i want his opinion

[brisk shard]

jimmy would 100% tell you to keep learning

[bleak warren]

jimmy is offline and if you ping him you get timed out

[karmic dagger]

What language

[smoky viper]

C#

[fervent maple]

Bro you just read it it's English duh

[dreamy garden]

hola

[fervent maple]

✅

[brisk shard]

i think like

99% of famous people you meet

[karmic dagger]

I was learning that then I found out I shouldn’t go down that path

[brisk shard]

will tell you that learning is the main priority

[unreal kiln]

im secretly super famous but nobody here can connect the dots

[smoky viper]

Got no choice its part of the class

[hoary wren]

Are you now?

[mint remnant]

You're Ed Sheeran

[bleak warren]

you're Will Toledo

[brisk shard]

i mean im not "famous" but

[unreal kiln]

not this shit again

[brisk shard]

i know many famous people, and i have a decently famous family

[fervent maple]

You're Katy Perry

[unreal kiln]

yes did you like my new album

[hoary wren]

I'm not famous, nor do I particularly want to be.

[brisk shard]

but not like super famous yknow

[steel moss]

Hello!

[bleak warren]

it was ok

[dreamy garden]

son

[fervent maple]

Why are different mark variants invading chat

[hoary wren]

I wanna be one of those underground artists lowkey.

[dreamy garden]

Get out of here

[bleak warren]

it's trendy

[unreal kiln]

Lowk mad they butchered my beautiful baby teens of denial

[karmic dagger]

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WHEN THE SUN GOES OUT

[unreal kiln]

why would you take out concordia it was like the best song ever

[autumn kraken]

[bleak warren]

record companies make the weirdest decisions i swear

[autumn kraken]

Last day of HS who up

[mint remnant]

I wouldn't want to be super famous, it seems like a lot of pressure even if you have it relatively easy

[unreal kiln]

no its technically because of will being turbo religious now

[karmic dagger]

Use a personal, broken tech fr

*persona

[autumn kraken]

Wait what happened I just got here

[bleak warren]

being a mod for a semi-famous person already feels like a lot, i couldn't do more than this

[bleak warren]

damn.

[karmic dagger]

Do u get paid in money or recognition

[mint remnant]

Yeah, yall mods deal with a lot of shit day in and day out for free

[unreal kiln]

singer of car seat headrest will toledo lowk ruined one of his best albums by dropping a deluxe with no swearing and a couple songs removed

[bleak warren]

paid?

[karmic dagger]

You get aura I guess

[bleak warren]

i don't think i have that much aura

Thales does

[autumn kraken]

[mint remnant]

The mods are paid with a blue name color

[autumn kraken]

Mods are paid with Blue mana to counterspell and cast silence

[bleak warren]

people who submit YLYLs that make Jimmy laugh make more money than me

[ornate light]

Do y’all know who keeps spamming the eggplant, foot, and pregnant man in the discord?

[fervent maple]

Mods also have white mana to cast grand arbiter

And mana tithe

[bleak warren]

degenerate twitch viewers

[reef zealot]

[autumn kraken]

Caesar's legion asking about the NCR

[mint remnant]

On the topic of being paid, I am unfortunately applying for a job near me during the summer
Just gotta hope they hire me

[autumn kraken]

Unfortunately? Nah thats peak

[fervent maple]

I was gonna work at my usual place but I figured I should probably fix my mental health first

[hoary wren]

There's some strange stuff goin on with the reacts.

[autumn kraken]

[bleak warren]

the twitch chatters are a collective of immature teenagers with potty humor

[fervent maple]

The humble government coming to take all your money

[autumn kraken]

[hoary wren]

To the surprise of literally no one.

I had someone dm me saying "You're gay" in all caps and like... yeah? I am? What's your point?

[bleak warren]

only a kid would think that's funny or a gotcha of any kind

[hoary wren]

Yeah.

[autumn kraken]

Ngl gay people are almost always cooler than people who make fun of them for it

[bleak warren]

any time i see something monumentally stupid here i just remind myself that they're dumb children and move on

[fervent maple]

Almost?

[hoary wren]

I'm not cool, but thank you.

[fervent maple]

Double poop 7

😂 🤣

😐

[autumn kraken]

NYEHEHEHAHAHAHA

[bleak warren]

you know ball

[autumn kraken]

[bleak warren]

i miss Zach

[fervent maple]

🤝

[hoary wren]

Same.

[lethal sierra]

Triple fart 8

[hoary wren]

Elite ball knowledge.

[autumn kraken]

Too bad they got him

[mint remnant]

Most of the coolest people I know are either part of the lgbtq+ community, autistic, or both

[bleak warren]

hi

[autumn kraken]

Hey Smudge

[hoary wren]

I just hang around and play fighting games and sheit.

[fervent maple]

What fighting games

[hoary wren]

Marvel Vs Capcom 2, and Street Fighter 3: 3rd strike these days.

[bleak warren]

lmao someone DM'd me the word fart

[deft rose]

fart

[autumn kraken]

Wanna have someone do it again

[bleak warren]

the culprit

[fervent maple]

Dude the library within walking distance to me has an arcade machine for marvel vs capcom

[hoary wren]

That's beast.

[deft rose]

[autumn kraken]

13-16 old soul

[hoary wren]

MvC1?

[autumn kraken]

Im older for real

[deft rose]

oh shushit

[karmic dagger]

Me too

[fervent maple]

I'm not sure I just got back home from college and I can't remember which

It's been a while

[autumn kraken]

My last day of HS is today

[fervent maple]

It's hilarious playing iron man and just spamming ranged attacks against people who don't play

[fervent maple]

Welcome to the real world

[deft rose]

check your dms

[unreal kiln]

every time I try to practice somehow a new string on my guitar is broken

[karmic dagger]

Is rivals good

[unreal kiln]

this is why I must play bass

[fervent maple]

Wow... so funny

[fervent maple]

It's okay, but i prefer overwatch

[hoary wren]

I gotcha. They're both really cool.

Marvel Vs Capcom 1 has the crazy mode where you can call both characters in and do infinite supers.

Marvel Vs Capcom 2 introduced 3v3 and also is one of the most fun games I've ever played.

My magneto goes nuts.

[bleak warren]

games like ow and rivals are great if you turn off chat

[lethal sierra]

🌯

[fervent maple]

Maybe it was 1 then

[fervent maple]

Idk my experience has been tame with ow

[hoary wren]

Mvc1 is also cool.

I think I was playing chun/strider in that?

My mvc1 team lowkey kinda evil.

[fervent maple]

Are the characters different in the two

Like the roster

[hoary wren]

Yeah. Very very different.

[fervent maple]

Oh then I can just say who was on it and you can tell

[hoary wren]

Mvc2 has one of the largest rosters a fighting game has ever had.

[fervent maple]

It was iron man, spider man, hulk, venom, gambit, and maybe some others if I remember correctly

[steel moss]

Someone misses his mommy waaaa

[lethal sierra]

Aa

[dreamy garden]

bruh

[hoary wren]

Yeah, based on some ommissions you've made, probably mvc1.

Mvc2 has basically every sprite capcom has worked on from street fighter alpha onwards.

[fervent maple]

Bruh

[hoary wren]

And then some.

[deft rose]

uh

[fervent maple]

ANGSTROM

YOURE DEAD

[deft rose]

saw bird.

[fervent maple]

What

[deft rose]

outside.

[fervent maple]

Yeah that's usually where they reside

[fervent maple]

I see

[hoary wren]

Bruh.

[old robin]

That fucking bird that I hate

[coral token]

I'm so lazy today

[fervent maple]

Best invincible variant

[coral token]

Don't ask me anything

[white spoke]

Hi

[fervent maple]

Why

[white spoke]

Hey Thales

[fervent maple]

Oop

[hoary wren]

Lmao.

[coral token]

You're dead

[indigo hull]

*Yru"eo

[hoary wren]

It's a good bit.

[coral token]

Your mom

[white spoke]

Your dad

[bleak warren]

thales is here to steal your dads

[fervent maple]

I need to make myself food any suggestions

[indigo hull]

Thales, kisser of dads

[white spoke]

Hiiii smudge :3

[fervent maple]

Maybe ill make some protein tubes with that white sauce

[lethal sierra]

Probably food

[coral token]

:p

[fervent maple]

Ohhh thanks bro

[coral token]

Thy father

[bleak warren]

eat not food

[hoary wren]

Ham sandwich sounds good lowkey.

[coral token]

Ought male figure

[fervent maple]

I can't eat ham 🫩

[primal spire]

protein tubes

[steel moss]

oh no not you...

[hoary wren]

Fair enough.

[primal spire]

with that 🥛

[fervent maple]

Mohawk mark...

[fervent maple]

Interesting hair choice. Did your mommy pick it out for you?

[dreamy garden]

hey don't joke about mom

[hoary wren]

Yeah, man. That's not cool.

[coral token]

Interesting chat.

We saw that

[indigo hull]

must've been the wind

[fervent maple]

Mom was weak!

[coral token]

Ts was not the wind

[dreamy garden]

She cared for us!

[coral token]

Nice fail

Bro so ashamed he's gone

[fervent maple]

If she cared for me why did she try and stop me

[coral token]

What in the roleplay am I watching

[real python]

[fervent maple]

It's a larp or be larped world

[lethal sierra]

There so many marks

[coral token]

Did we not read the rules? 🤭

[fervent maple]

Wait what where

[coral token]

You wouldn't guess

Maybe, just maybe

In the rules channel

[fervent maple]

Is this spamming or off topic

[coral token]

😨

[primal spire]

Which meme community is better?

1. Jimmy Here’s server

2. M̷̡̋̿̒e̸̞͖̺̩ṁ̶̬̦̭̤ẹ̷̖̣̗̼ ̴̥͒͗͠A̴̢̳͉̟s̬̩̝ỹ̵̼ͅl̵̢̧̘̗ų̸̡͈̙̥m̵̧͕̣͈

[fervent maple]

I meant which rule does it violate

[coral token]

No roleplay rule

[storm whale]

who's Jimmyhere

[coral token]

Idk

[limber fossil]

Baaaaa baba baaaaa baba baaaaaaa

[indigo hull]

never heard of em

[real python]

They don't exist

[steel moss]

Angstrom still made us prisoners anyway, besides I'm not the cannibal here

[storm whale]

pretty weird name ngl

[zinc frigate]

What the fuck is a jimmy

[real python]

They're a figment of your imagination

[indigo hull]

Jimmy McGill?

[west musk]

how do you not know

[fervent maple]

Am I blind or are you baiting

[west musk]

blind

[coral token]

It's literally there

In the rules

:p

[zinc frigate]

That’s a mod, you’re just blind

[steel moss]

where?

[real python]

Omfg

[fervent maple]

Oh I see it's at the start not under one of them that's why I missed it

[coral token]

At the end of the good vibes only paragraph.

[indigo hull]

i bet five dollars none of them can read

[fervent maple]

My bad, it will end

[coral token]

The very first paragraph

[real python]

Rakai

[west musk]

real

[steel moss]

oh okay my bad

[indigo hull]

💀

[storm whale]

betting isn't fun when the results are guaranteed

[tidal laurel]

Bruh

[fervent maple]

Thanks for being patient I'm slow

[dreamy garden]

SON

[indigo hull]

fr

[coral token]

. .

[dreamy garden]

WE DONT NEED MORE MARKS

[fervent maple]

The larp must end!

[real python]

I'm gonna eat a brick

[coral token]

🙏🏻😗

[storm whale]

[west musk]

can we just all do a maxwell?

[coral token]

Share

[tidal laurel]

I just got here, I'm the best mark anyway

[indigo hull]

you should eat them more often they're rich in nutrients

[coral token]

I'm on a diet

[real python]

Regular or Cinder?

[west musk]

ah yes

[real python]

Which one u want

[steel moss]

lol

[coral token]

Vegan and oat organic cinder please.

No gravel.

[storm whale]

[real python]

Would you like to add cement on top for an extra $1.50?

[coral token]

And please sprinkle some cement powder on top

[coral token]

OMG YASSSS

[reef zealot]

[coral token]

Yes please

[reef zealot]

Awawa

[coral token]

Iconic

[real python]

Perfect your total is 107'439 Zimbabwe dollar

[coral token]

Wow that's so cheap

That's like 0.00000000000005 USD

[real python]

25 million Hungarian forint

[indigo hull]

not even close

[lethal sierra]

What abiur a 50 dollar sand and dirt platter

[fervent maple]

Okay I actually gotta find some food now

[indigo hull]

its just under $300

[west musk]

no it is 333.705534 United States Dollar

[coral token]

I was too generous

Add 88 zeroes

In fact it just devaluated 25000%

You're gonna have to pay me now

[west musk]

really?

[indigo hull]

I only take Liberian dollars

[coral token]

Yes of course

[storm whale]

we've crossed into the land of negative prices

[unreal kiln]

like the price of medicine

[coral token]

Can't relate

As we don't pay 1000 dollars for 2 pills here

:p

[unreal kiln]

no the price of medicine went down 1200%

[coral token]

in which universe

certainly not the US

[fervent maple]

I thought he said 600 percent

[unreal kiln]

president's

[coral token]

so in his head

Of course

[unreal kiln]

he said that allergy medicine went down 1200% and most drugs were down 600%

[fervent maple]

Ohh ok

[indigo hull]

Thales get me outta here

I don't like being American anymore

[coral token]

Oh no police sticks

Anyways the prize of medicine only went up

[storm whale]

where you going then

[indigo hull]

uhhh

[coral token]

It's crazy how much Americans pay for that shit

[unreal kiln]

and then he said later that medicine prices experienced a 300% decrease

[fervent maple]

Wanna come to Canada

[indigo hull]

Tajikistan idfk

[coral token]

Ooooh canada

Ooooh poutine

[fervent maple]

I'll move to Canada if you move to Canada

[storm whale]

💀

[unreal kiln]

and that the drop was from 33 dollars to 3 dollars

[coral token]

And uuh

[indigo hull]

unless you're lucky to have good health insurance

[coral token]

Heated rivalry

[unreal kiln]

w math mr president

[coral token]

Yeah so your medicine goes from 5000 to 4990.99

Amazing

Huge deal

HUUUUGE

[indigo hull]

i dont pay attention to the prices really

[coral token]

:p

[storm whale]

play heated rivalry on the president's news channel for a funny surprise

[coral token]

You will one day

[indigo hull]

oh I know this

[unreal kiln]

I have good insurance and we only have to pay like 300$ for some of my meds

[coral token]

Only 🙏🏻

[unreal kiln]

its not that bad

[coral token]

Getting used to 300 dollars is peak america

[fervent maple]

Yeah until the humble bill that's not covered by insurance

[indigo hull]

i had to pay that much just to get teeth fillings 😭

[tidal laurel]

Son quest

[storm whale]

the fuck else are you gonna do?

[coral token]

Oh yes I broke my toe and only paid 104927714 for surgery this time 😨

[fervent maple]

I just stopped taking my meds

[weak relic]

Lol

[unreal kiln]

yeah apparently when I had a tumor on my collarbone getting it removed was cosmetic so we had to pay

[coral token]

complain

[unreal kiln]

that was pretty lit

[storm whale]

insurance doesn't cover your toes

[dreamy garden]

There is no way

[coral token]

they better start to

[storm whale]

they won't

[coral token]

Cause I'm about to break some toes

[steel moss]

YES MORE MARKS

[coral token]

No, less marks

[fervent maple]

The larp has gone too far

[coral token]

Markiplier is enough

[storm whale]

they say the surgeries are too expensive and refuse to cover it

[tidal laurel]

I agree

[unreal kiln]

because it psoed no real threat to my health it got to stay

[coral token]

Opposum

Or however you say it

[storm whale]

what

[unreal kiln]

just cuz it wasnt technically harmful

[coral token]

Bababa

Bababnana

16 degrees

[fervent maple]

Hello everybody

[storm whale]

it's a tumor, the fuck you mean?

[coral token]

But chilli innit

[coral token]

No.

Rejected

Denied

Edna mode, and others

[unreal kiln]

benign

so no threat to me

[storm whale]

why are there so many mark accounts that are joining

[fervent maple]

It was just for the bit I'm normal now

[coral token]

They're not joining

[storm whale]

can't they turn malignant

[coral token]

It's just people changing their Pfps

[hoary wren]

Same.

[storm whale]

hmmmmmm

[indigo hull]

entirely depends on what type of tumor it is and where it is

[unreal kiln]

it wasnt precancerous and wasnt in a bad spot

[indigo hull]

not one tumor is the same as the other

[coral token]

:p

[unreal kiln]

so they said until its proven to be bad its cosmetic

[coral token]

That's what my mom said when I was born

[storm whale]

damn

[coral token]

Jk I was beautiful

[storm whale]

🧐

[coral token]

I just almost died but I was cool

😗🙏🏻

I was just chill like that

[storm whale]

samn bro i didn't know you was chill like that

[coral token]

🤙

[unreal kiln]

why do babies just be almost dying

[storm whale]

SIDS

[fervent maple]

Idk ask them

[coral token]

Sids?

[unreal kiln]

SIDS is the craziest name for anything ive ever heard

sudden infant death syndrome

[storm whale]

yeah

real thing btw

[coral token]

Sid like from

Ice age?

[unreal kiln]

toy story

[coral token]

It was a story about toys

[storm whale]

Gary's Modification

[coral token]

They didn't lie about that

[tidal laurel]

Whatsapp

[coral token]

It's getting old

[karmic dagger]

Bouta eat me some pho🙏🙏🙏🤤🤤

[coral token]

When are we getting Job Mark?

Minimum wage mark?

[fervent maple]

Hey you were Omni mark

[bleak warren]

touch grass mark

[coral token]

Shower mark?

[fervent maple]

Jimmy mark 🥹

[storm whale]

Job Application Mark

[coral token]

Makr

[karmic dagger]

As an employed person, do NOT get an office job mark

[fervent maple]

Makr

[storm whale]

[coral token]

Just what I ordered

Thanks

Where's my cinnamon roll?

[storm whale]

no problem

[coral token]

Thank you

[storm whale]

no problem sir

[coral token]

I'll be paying with cement pay today

[indigo hull]

is mortar ok?

[coral token]

[storm whale]

okay, that'll bring you up to 4.8 litres

[zinc frigate]

Let me break it down for you mark

[coral token]

Damn, inflation these days

[zinc frigate]

[storm whale]

I'm just the cashier

[fervent maple]

Chat I'm gettin a haircut in like 30 min what do I get

[unreal kiln]

why is there a deadlock update every 25 minutes

[storm whale]

funny

[indigo hull]

ask Arch idk

[coral token]

:p

Pf

[zinc frigate]

Idk do what you want

[unreal kiln]

the urns are fine what tuning could possibly be necessary

we just changing shit for no reason atp

[coral token]

Haircuuuuut

Shoes and pants

[fervent maple]

I want to not be chopped but I don't think a haircut is gonna fix that

[coral token]

And shoes and pants

[lethal sierra]

Come get yourself an outfit

[coral token]

Denimmmmm

[coral token]

Me fr

[zinc frigate]

I’m gonna be honest
I don’t know what chopped means
And I’m too scared to ask

[indigo hull]

istg that seemed like an Ad they would air for my local mall

[zinc frigate]

[karmic dagger]

It means ugly

[coral token]

[unreal kiln]

istg its always the dudes with good hair who swear a haircut will fix everything

[fervent maple]

Ugly

[coral token]

:p

[lethal sierra]

It's one of my favorite ads honestly

[coral token]

Back to school more like

[zinc frigate]

I see.

[coral token]

Back to sus

[fervent maple]

I hate hair why can't I just get a haircut and it stops growing

[unreal kiln]

its like that stereotype of the dudes with girlfriends who act the gayest

[coral token]

McDonald's sending me promos

[unreal kiln]

yall know what I speak of

[coral token]

They want me back

[indigo hull]

"can we tempt you?"

[coral token]

But I'm not falling

I'm not that guy anymore

(I want to)

[unreal kiln]

more proof that mcdonalds is run by satanist

[indigo hull]

lmao

[coral token]

Gasp

[hoary wren]

I left all that I have in one mark.

[indigo hull]

Do you see the banana man?

[coral token]

:0

Beep beep beep

[rose ember]

Come mister tallyman and tally me banana

[coral token]

Daylight come and me want go home

[karmic dagger]

GOATED SONG SPOTTED

[lusty gorge]

[rose ember]

Stack banana till the morning come

[coral token]

(daylight come and me want go hooome)

[lusty gorge]

Fuckin nerds

[coral token]

You're oddly shaped like a deer.

[lethal sierra]

Alright geek

[rose ember]

[bleak warren]

dweebs

[indigo hull]

NEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDSUH

[coral token]

Whole house mad

[elfin wing]

damn, youtube bots got so much worse

[lethal sierra]

Uh oh

[elfin wing]

went to one's profile to report it and they actually just have straight up crimes there

[coral token]

Lmao

[elfin wing]

joined 4 hours ago, 1 subscriber, and already have broken a law

[coral token]

I mean bots aren't technically people

[indigo hull]

Sounds like a damn speedrun

[coral token]

So in theory

They aren't forced to follow human laws

[elfin wing]

well whoever runs it should be arrested

[coral token]

A machine

[elfin wing]

they actually leaked someone's address on every bot page

[coral token]

My lord I'm a sleepy creature

[indigo hull]

YouTube’s moderation is a damn joke

[lethal sierra]

This is uttp isn't it

[elfin wing]

yep

youtube's resident cringe kid crime committee

[coral token]

Oop

[indigo hull]

Familiarize me with this

[coral token]

i love yawning

don't you love yawning

[indigo hull]

who?

[coral token]

like it feels nice

[elfin wing]

oh it's a fucking MASSIVE underground scheme

they're known for being the worst scum on the platform though

[indigo hull]

I see

[bleak warren]

i knew there were things under the ground

[coral token]

icbc

[coral token]

woahg

how are you so sure

[indigo hull]

You can find music under the ground apparently

[candid tendon]

Hi jimmycord

[elfin wing]

it's an organization of "trolls" who literally just post comments or videos of harassment or the most vile shit

[coral token]

[bleak warren]

shovel

[candid tendon]

[languid grove]

Would you still be my friend if I were a worm

[coral token]

WOAH

[candid tendon]

How do i get embeds

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

gurl i said yes yesterday

[languid grove]

Oh wait you did

[lethal sierra]

They were around the internet for quite some time, but essentially they are a group of people who have a pfp of a police officer going around saying rancid shit, and commitng straight crimes, advertising their discord so ppl would "check it out"

[coral token]

lmaooo

worm dementia

[candid tendon]

I just want embeds

[coral token]

no embeds here

nnuh uh

[candid tendon]

Gifs

[coral token]

nope

[bleak warren]

no embeds, just in beds

naptime

[coral token]

no gifs

[indigo hull]

So a giant collective of internet losers?

[languid grove]

Snoreee mimimi

[karmic dagger]

Are gifs the same thing as image perms

[coral token]

nope

[bleak warren]

why are there so many of those

[candid tendon]

Why can't i talk in memes

[lethal sierra]

They do all that so people would give their channel attention saying stuff like "this guy's content sucks and mine is better"

[candid tendon]

[coral token]

image perms

[indigo hull]

I really wish I knew

[coral token]

read #roles

:p

[candid tendon]

How do points work

[coral token]

read

[indigo hull]

The only internet rabbit hole I ever went down was the Sonichu one and it kept me from going down any more

[lethal sierra]

While usually having either just one upload or none at all

[coral token]

uwuuu

reading is a fantastic tool

[thin prairie]

If rika becomes a worm does she become bigger to be the size of a normal worm or be a rika sized worm

[coral token]

she'd actually be taller

[bleak warren]

that's gotta be one of the worst ones

[thin prairie]

Impossible

[coral token]

:o}

gasped

[indigo hull]

There’s probably worse

[coral token]

[thin prairie]

Smudge I'm scared

[indigo hull]

But I’d rather not have that knowledge

[coral token]

hi scared

i'm uncle thales

owo

god i am turning 24 in less than 1 month

[storm whale]

what'd you do

[indigo hull]

But that one is definitely the most infamous

[coral token]

somebody help me

[thin prairie]

Hello "uncle Thales owo"

[coral token]

stop this aging

that was a loud burp

[thin prairie]

Thales suggested a tall rika being a possibility

[coral token]

good one thales

[indigo hull]

anyway dropping that subject what’s everyone’s favorite type of cookie?

[coral token]

10/10

[bleak warren]

i'm already losing

[storm whale]

in what world

[coral token]

yes divaaa

[bleak warren]

the aging fight

[karmic dagger]

Js turned 18, backs already gone

[candid tendon]

[thin prairie]

Worms

[coral token]

worm world

[languid grove]

I’m so bored

[candid tendon]

All toasters toast toast

[coral token]

hi so bored....

[storm whale]

interesting

[languid grove]

Shhh

[thin prairie]

RIKA I'M SCAAAAREEEEEDD

[lethal sierra]

Gotta go chocolate chip.man, but I also love raspberry cheesecake cookies

[coral token]

:3

[candid tendon]

Wait what

[coral token]

spam prevention system

[indigo hull]

I heard it was Worms that declared Martin Luther an outlaw

[lethal sierra]

Oreos are good too I also like the lemon ones

[coral token]

:3

[candid tendon]

[storm whale]

[lethal sierra]

Lemon flavored anything is goated

[coral token]

dog

[indigo hull]

Facts brother

[candid tendon]

Why didn't you say that when you saw me

[thin prairie]

Lemon and Oreos sounds disgusting

[storm whale]

[coral token]

cat

[karmic dagger]

Am I allowed to be here if Jimmy is only my second favorite YouTuber

[languid grove]

No

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

You have to leave now

[coral token]

i'm in my mums caaah

[languid grove]

Sorry

[coral token]

get out of my caaah

awwww

[candid tendon]

I'm i allowed to be here if jimmy is my favorite YouTuber

[storm whale]

no

[karmic dagger]

Bro pls, I couldn’t possibly put Jimmy at #1, #1 is Caseoh

[coral token]

no sorry

this isn't even a jimmy server

who is jimmy

[bleak warren]

am i allowed to tube here if jimmy is you

[storm whale]

we don't even know who Jimmy is

[indigo hull]

Jimmy McGill

[coral token]

:p

[candid tendon]

Jimmy neutron

[indigo hull]

Slimmy

[autumn kraken]

Just got out of my last day of HS

[coral token]

had a stroke reading this.

[storm whale]

post is funny baba is laugh

[candid tendon]

Reading what

[coral token]

who the fuck is baba

alibaba?

[storm whale]

baba is you

[hoary wren]

My main goal is to blow up.

[coral token]

finally

[lethal sierra]

From a game

[candid tendon]

Post is funny laugh

[bleak warren]

prince ali fabulous he

[coral token]

he he

[candid tendon]

[coral token]

he he

[candid tendon]

Rigatoni pasta

[coral token]

ok markus

[bleak warren]

ee ur ee ur

[indigo hull]

Muhammad Ali, Khedive of Egypt?

[coral token]

o i i ia e a ii i ia e

[lethal sierra]

It's a puzzle game where you can make baba anything, like make a sentence like "baba is __" baba is now that thing

[karmic dagger]

Y do people hate pings, be grateful people want to talk to u

[candid tendon]

I'm not allowed to say E

[storm whale]

Khedivate of Egypt

[full scaffold]

Welp, It’s my final day at college today. I’m graduating tommorow

[candid tendon]

[coral token]

blegh

[indigo hull]

Byelorussian Soviet Socialist Republic

[coral token]

like i said messages above

spam prevention system

:p

[bleak warren]

the greatest to step into the ring?

[coral token]

i could do better

[storm whale]

Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic

[candid tendon]

When life gives you lemons

[coral token]

make lemon meringue pie

[bleak warren]

FR FR (french french)

[coral token]

AAH!

[candid tendon]

When death gives you limes

[storm whale]

Free France

[coral token]

france is already too free

[indigo hull]

French Republic

[coral token]

for my liking

[candid tendon]

When the afterlife gives you grapefruit

[bleak warren]

free? i'll take it

and make it less french

[storm whale]

Third French Empire

[candid tendon]

When limbo gives you oranges

[coral token]

i feelso powerful when i close spotify mid ad

[indigo hull]

Napoleon VII

[coral token]

to avoid the ad

take that spotify

[candid tendon]

STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH ADS

[bleak warren]

wanna break from the ads

[storm whale]

it's a historical French government that didn't last long

[coral token]

ABSOLUTE BANGARANGA

[candid tendon]

[bleak warren]

can we tempt you with cheese sticks

[candid tendon]

Why is there twitch emojis here

[coral token]

I'M THE BANGARANG

[coral token]

Why not

[bleak warren]

almost like someone is a twitch streamer

[storm whale]

only if there's tree bark in them

[coral token]

GASP

how could he

[candid tendon]

ob hey

[coral token]

ob

obiwan

[candid tendon]

It's me

[indigo hull]

No it isn’t

[bleak warren]

obi juan kenobi

[coral token]

no it's not

[candid tendon]

Goober

[coral token]

this is a goober

[storm whale]

Master of the Juan Arts

[coral token]

John Arts

[indigo hull]

Shhhh, you may summon the goob eater

[candid tendon]

This is a stancavian

[coral token]

:p

[fervent maple]

Okay I didn't die guys

[coral token]

ewwwww

[storm whale]

nah

[coral token]

🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[candid tendon]

[bleak warren]

the chosen juan

[storm whale]

damn that's a good one

[candid tendon]

You could've guessed

[coral token]

ermmmm

[candid tendon]

Just from the server tag

[lusty gorge]

[storm whale]

this isn't stancave tho

[bleak warren]

where you going stinky

[candid tendon]

I know dawg

[storm whale]

this is Thalescord

[coral token]

i am sorry for your condition of stancave user.

[candid tendon]

It's Jimmycord

[lusty gorge]

That joke smelled worse

[coral token]

hope you get better soon

[candid tendon]

My nickname for this server is Jimmycord

[bleak warren]

homple liked it. are you better than homple?

[candid tendon]

[storm whale]

who is this jimmy fella you keep mentioning

[candid tendon]

This is literally issac

[coral token]

literally how we are called, yes

[lusty gorge]

In every way possible

[storm whale]

[candid tendon]

EYE SACK

[slow echo]

Whats up, goobers?

[storm whale]

sky

[coral token]

the ceiling

[candid tendon]

What's up how do you know my name

[slow echo]

Yarr

[candid tendon]

[lusty gorge]

...

GE-

[coral token]

no u

[slow echo]

I call everyone a goober, friend. Happy coincidence. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[indigo hull]

There is no such thing as up or down

[storm whale]

it says gullible on the ceiling

[indigo hull]

It’s all just a product of human rationalization

[drowsy zenith]

no it doesn't

[candid tendon]

everything you know is wrong black is white up is down and short is long

[slow echo]

Spacial orientation is just a myth by big direction to sell us more ways.

[coral token]

:p

wha

[indigo hull]

True

[candid tendon]

Y'all know weird al

[lusty gorge]

Hmm I havent looked but you should probably double check

[indigo hull]

Is he weird?

[storm whale]

they know.

[coral token]

a little

[slow echo]

It says gullible on my perineum.

[coral token]

but he's ok

[candid tendon]

This color role honestly fits my profile

[candid tendon]

He's weird al yankovic

[coral token]

plain?

[storm whale]

big direction is gonna come for us

[drowsy zenith]

nope

[slow echo]

Big direction hate to see one direction coming

[storm whale]

I'll allow you to do that

[candid tendon]

If you guys didn't know

[storm whale]

truth

[drowsy zenith]

fake news

[lusty gorge]

Please I insist
I give you the honor

[candid tendon]

It was Wednesday yesterday

[slow echo]

Oh, thats right. Its your name i got tattooed there. I forgot.

[candid tendon]

But now it's Thursday

[lethal sierra]

👍

[dusky river]

Explode that car

[candid tendon]

One piece

[storm whale]

no the honor is yours
I'll return later I gotta do something rq

[drowsy zenith]

Aww you remembered!!🥰 🥰 🥰

[slow echo]

In the peenar explosion chamber.

[candid tendon]

FINN LET'S KILL THE HORSE

[lusty gorge]

Aight bye bye

[lethal sierra]

Aaaaaaaaaq+aa

[candid tendon]

||boo||

[wide storm]

What did I even walk into

[lusty gorge]

HES GONE I CAN LOOK NOW

[slow echo]

Can I beat it after? I need to make a point to someone.

[lethal sierra]

A discord server

[candid tendon]

Where does darth vader get his shoes

[lusty gorge]

[slow echo]

Journeys

[candid tendon]

The darth mall

[dusky river]

Walmart

[slow echo]

Ligma

[candid tendon]

What do you call disgusting tea

[dusky river]

GE-

[lusty gorge]

Tea

[lethal sierra]

Tea that is disgusting

[candid tendon]

Nastea

[drowsy zenith]

Y'all know water tastes different if you suck it out of your toes?

[candid tendon]

[slow echo]

What's the difference between a duck?

[lusty gorge]

Smudge has competition for worst jokes I see

[candid tendon]

If your immune system finds out about your eyes it attacks them

[indigo hull]

“The sun exploded”

[lethal sierra]

They should compete for who has the best dad jokes

[candid tendon]

In a couple billion years

[indigo hull]

No, today

[lusty gorge]

Nah smudge has mom jokes

[drowsy zenith]

no it didn't

[candid tendon]

I'm on urath so I'm fine then

[slow echo]

The sun is too bright. It needs to stop.

[lusty gorge]

Glaggle
Baja Bong

[slow echo]

Ive had enough hot. Gimme the dark.

[candid tendon]

urath

[drowsy zenith]

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

[indigo hull]

Can it wait until Monday?

[candid tendon]

[lusty gorge]

...

[candid tendon]

Y'all know urath

[slow echo]

Urath?

[drowsy zenith]

yes goober

[candid tendon]

A planet

[slow echo]

Urathera

[drowsy zenith]

we know

[dusky river]

I heard it’s the Baltimore of planets

[indigo hull]

Trust me it will happen within the next few days

[candid tendon]

[lusty gorge]

It fucking better

[slow echo]

Boomba

[indigo hull]

Baja Bong for the Birthday how’s that?

[candid tendon]

Guess what

[drowsy zenith]

you have a thing about body parts huh?

[lusty gorge]

Yes

[indigo hull]

That’s why I specified Monday

[lusty gorge]

Triple B

[candid tendon]

Guess what y'all

[lusty gorge]

Baja Bong birthday

[candid tendon]

bung bung bung sahur

[lethal sierra]

Chicken butt

[slow echo]

Baja bong? Is that a tobacco use only waterpipe with Baja Blast in it?

[candid tendon]

Corgi butt

[brisk shard]

Glaggle

[drowsy zenith]

Your water exploded?

[brisk shard]

Are you actually going to Baja Bong

[candid tendon]

Familiar face

[lusty gorge]

Chat can I drop out this individuals intestines please?

[brisk shard]

Yo

Yeah im in here and Stancave

[dusky river]

Yes

[slow echo]

Just dont make a mess.

[lusty gorge]

Yay!

[candid tendon]

[brisk shard]

Stancave i type more in but ive been here longer

And prefer here

[candid tendon]

Is this capybara

[bleak warren]

my haters only make me stronger

[slow echo]

This place is crazy. Love a good unhinged chat.

[candid tendon]

Is it because no gifs in general

[drowsy zenith]

O!

[brisk shard]

Nah its because of the members here

[slow echo]

💥

[brisk shard]

People are nice and I know a decent amount of them