#general
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i expect a lot of things
firstly never a temu ad
No diva!!!!! Come back!
Real
Real
HIT IT WITH A BAT THEN
No no, he's got a point
its too fast
Exactly
bring out the orbital strike cannon
YASSSS
YES
Deploy the rods from god
#(ASS)I
YAZZZZ BZZT 🤖
LMAO
Hell yea bro
Dude I can't wait to go to journeys final tour
DId you know Whales make up 75% of the waste in the sea
No way
i am your purrrsonal ass-istant gurl #artEAFICIAL #INTELLHERGENCE
oops i fucking
Trash makes up 5%
I ain’t got one
PLEASE I #GAGGED
Did you know that there are estimated to be more than 10^30 tailed phages in the biosphere, making them the most abundant biological entities on Earth.
So with this data we can conclude that we need to terminate whales permanently
More than every other entity combined
HOW DO I REMOVE THE AUTO ATTACH LMAO
hey don't call me that
Real
#MISSTAKE
don't, it looks cunty
I like my kitty.
Real bro
Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ew
Never because we never stop being cunty
ok mother has eaten
why are my messages sending in the wrong order
thanks wifi ❤️
Lmao
Real
Okay I gotta get back to mowing
Good luck bro
Wazaaaaaaaaaa.
mow that lawn
thanks wifie #THASMYGIRL
Thank you for your service
YASSS #CONNECTED
#INTHERNET
#etHERnet
Imma go make food
What should I make
Damn fr
if it's edible, even better.
Nah bro imma blow my house up
thought that said "if its an edible" i was like HOLD ON RIGHT THERE...
Gimme 15 seconds
Should I?
food is food
take... an... edible?
Yes
Bla bla bla ble ble blu blu.
middle

2 enough
Ok
tamales
Gimme a sec
Comes
yes miss gurl
@brisk shard 👨❤️💋👨 @thin plover
wtf
HUH?!
who even are you
TF
why the hell we shipping in It Is Discord My Dudes
Bruh I just met them like bro
these randoms gettin outa hand
Fr
so true
Yo the Ed’s be hitting now hell yea
Hi hi!
is the gurlboss version of Jarvis, Justine
HOLA SOY DORA
justine... slay them ladies
Real
i decree so
but we have a better one
floptropica's queen, Jiafei

Jarvis, iron man infinite.
Real
🦐
DAD DID YOU GET OUT OF JAIL
@fringe lily i love goats fr
HOW
Actually, you're the one in jail
It was you all along
AHHHHHH
Based 🫵

Is it just me or does Jimmy look like the suction cup man?
what
Thinkin' bout playin some video games.
Huh?
Son 😭
What game
thank you for the input Monkey D Luffy
Probably marvel vs capcom 2.
Bro I got the munchies
I got you
what if the One Piece was the Suction Cup Man we met along the way
Goats are inferior to chickens
NOOOOO
SCREAMING GOATS ARE THE BEST
what is this chat.
I'm finally free
Weird
Theyre called G.o.a.ts for a reasone
W spelling from me
Exactly
I value eggs over goat milk
Mmmmm monke
Also chicken are more pettable
And?
Goats are so rough
LIES
Clearly you don't own chickens
Why are we arguing about agriculture now
I used to
I hope you have a bad sleep tonight
What breed
What that mean
Idfk
Farming and stuff
i am not commenting.
the x-men movie universe (earth-10005) in just confusing
I was joking
Bro what chickens are so soft
Im going to send a goat to headbutt you twin
AARRRUUUFFFF
I see
Think I know
I hope your goat has a bulletproof vest
Goats are actually quite cuddly fr
Mine does
Oh okay my fault
Me too
That’s what I thought
i mean the deadpool trilogy and logan the wolverine take place at the same world so why doesnt deadpool prevent logans death?!
Chickens are really tuff but goats are more
Lies
🐐🐐🐐🐐
I got the munchies what food should I make Mac n cheese or noodles
Huh
I’m on a ride rn ifykyk
I'm gonna shower cause I mowed the lawn
Whole roast ham.
Minor spelling mistake
Nah
completely ruined everyone's life
Real
My fault

I’m in Australia!
No biggie
Nah bro I wish

Lowkey croquettes on munchies I gotta imagine is peak.
Should I make some
Eat some shapes
Dead set
Yo real
Yes, dude... yes...
Triple smoked ham n cheese croquettes or triple cheese and basil
Same
Man I just work here this is above my pay grade
Sorry bro
Those croquettes sound baller fr.
I'm not your bro, but you're real for that.
That's beast.
I got 8 minutes to wait should I make a tea, coffee or a hot chocolate (Milo)
Combine them
You actually smart
HOT CHOCOLATE
Toffee is actually good
It’s coffee tea and hot chocolate mixed
What the Baken?
It’s gonna be gas
I do I’ve done it before
Don’t listen to them bro
Depends on the tea
Is it good?
I only wonder about the taste
Yes it’s amazing
I'm open to being incorrect.
If that shit's bussin, than like... hell yeah.
It is bro trust
Yo what
What kind of cheese?
Yeap
That thing is a concoction 💀
It exists
No way
I love cheese
Damn
I misspoke
that lowkey sounds kinda good
Insert James May Cheese sound effect here.
And it's very popular
That doesn’t sound good
What’s the cheese, I must know
It apparently is to them
does it specify cheese or does it vary
Yea does it
The cheese should matter.
Yea 100%
I don't think anyone's putting bleu cheese in their hot cocoa.
Yea nah f that
I only imagine some gouda cheese put in there, I don’t want that either
MY FOOD IS READY
Some Chihuahua cheese
mozzarella seemed a likely one
DOG CHEESE!
Traditional don't use mozzarella apparently
Mozzarella?
I mean, hell that works too.
go figure lol
Yummers
I would assume traditionally it's some sort of cheese native to Colombia
I would have imagined they'd have some sort of cheese up to the task of supporting a hot chocolate.
Just double checking, the report abuse jimmyhere message isnt a warn right?
No it's not
I would try it tbh
Fruity pebbles with fruit punch 🤤
I'd give it a shot.
Only if you do it on purpose
alr thats fine cuz i didnt
Like... In the fruit pebbles?
Yes
I like to line my garden with fruit pebbles
Huh
Ah, Free. At. Last.
Gordon Free...man
Let them grow into fruity pebble trees with the fruity pebble fruit hanging from the stems
Guess what time it is now
So, I went to the backrooms and started blasting things
Yo?
That is a name. I fw it.
nio, those would be fruit seeds
thanks
12:35
bro I caught the Portuguese Empire
Nope
hell yeah gang
They're not like pomegranates?
What if we all frolicked together in the woods, picking fruit pebbles off the floor and throwing them at eachother?
what time is it then
ITS JOB SEEKING TIME
It’s 2:35 in the morning in Australia
goated stats too
(+11%)
(+16%)
already started
literally me
job applications are easy
Still scary
😱😱😱😱😱
It's the callback that's difficult😅
Printing out a thousand resumes to drop them off at places and then spending 20 hours sending applications into the online void.
there's a good few places in my area that are pretty desperate so I'll probably be fine
And then you wake up tomorrow and do it all again.
Yo these croquettes are fire
I've never steered you wrong.
Same, but at the same time, their processes are whack, so it's torture waiting for the results bc it's like playing Russian Roulette
Why am I craving cheese, I don’t usually want cheese
The Monsieur has Croque'd
Thanks bro also the drink is amazing

indeed
i'm infecting you with Wisconsin energy
Don’t cry
you now want cheese
Lil dog girl
Craving da chez
AHHHHHH
Chez yummy
I could go for some pasta rn.
I DO WANT CHEESE
Tortelini or some sheit.
To be fair I haven’t eaten all day
What kind of spaghetti
Squidward Tortellini

YESSSSS
You need to eat Rika its 5pm
I have been thinking about Mozzy sticks all week
And same on the not eating thing too, woke up no food
Very important
Nuh uh, NOW!
BUT I FEED MY DOG AT 6PM
EAT YOU MONSTER EAT
Rika
Eat
Or else
You're
NOT COOL
WELL ARE YOU... wait... that technique wont work
I'm thinking about the Hulk meme where he gives a taco to someone
That’s why I said it
sushi lunch
Guys ik AI is bad, but I was doing a silly little thing with C.ai and the story lowkey making me cry rn
Pretty please Rika eat rn
banned/j
Imagine me doing puppy eyes or smth
you get a pass because its not generative AI
Yea rika just eat something
but its not AI videos or images
guys whered all my water go
I drank it
You drank it
I was playing a cowboy in prison who made art for a guard who was getting married (there's much deeper lore, but I'm too sad to type it all)
I just want to remind people that morshu has only 2 lines yet someone somehow made him recite the entire Bible
Same brain different style
never underestimate a man with free will and free time
Real
We will write deep lore on how Napoleon conquered Mars
Another MF made him sing Stronger than you
Yes!!!!!
my belly
c.ai is generative fhfjjfjf it generates text
Okay but lowk I give it a pass this one time because this story is hella original
My elegant feathered friend, it fills me with sorrow to inform thou that the hydration source has been split among peers of this conversation
DOES ANYBODY WANT SOME COFFEE???
😍😍😍🙏🏻
I MADE SOME COFFEE
YES
Wiggles your ears
WHO WANTS COFFEE????
MEEEEEEE
You're being too loud
NOO THAT TICKLES
Great video
The COFFE GUY is great
Its not real story though
Neither is fiction
Partly made by a fake being
Someone turn this mfs volume down
Slash his voice box
I need that thick stuff. fettuccine.
hit mute on the universal remote
So Star Wars lowkey comparable to Tung Tung Tung Sahur: The Story...
in the most basic terms, yes
Make fettuccine carbonara with chicken and bacon and a cream cheese sauce
And dayum
its all fiction
Adam Sandler's Click was decent🍿
Gas in winter goes up that's obvious
They share one thing in common, they're both fiction
But we're still payin some old debt the last owner had lmao
I'm not defending AI in the slightest, I'm just saying this story that me and C.ai cooked up together is lowkey fire
Damn
Are you yelling this from a 3rd story condo window in Brooklyn
Anyway chat I made a self portrait for art class and my teacher allowed me to draw myself as a vampire
If I could rn.
i forget that in the southern hemisphere its the opposite season
That sounds mad gas.
true
But autumn is always really cold
shigaraki my goat, i need to see more of him
It's basically winter v1
I KEEP FORGETTING THATS NOT MY NAME ANYMORE
its technically not summer yet in the north of earth
I forgot that it was lmao
I need to make a bacon, chicken, meatball sub. Call that shit the meat musket.
What did autumn do to you bruh she literally ain't even here
It is gas bro I love carbonara it’s my favourite dish to cook I did a cert 2 in cookery last year for some extra skills

Yo fire
Smh !
Shitty money hole?
Hell yeah.
Yuuuckkk
Mhm exactly
shitty water feature

so many hamsters
huH
Squeak
I am hampter
hmaster

Squeak squeak
Also I'm talking like... Webnovel worthy
You are hampster
Amusing
Ughhhghhgh im borrred
No I am hampter
Me when I'm at the amusement park
Why does every Roblox game SUCK
Real
that's because it's recycling other peoples words
Block tales
Yo true
Now i have NOTHING to play
that's what it does
Unamused
Real!
Because Roblox SUCKS
Not saying that I was going to make it one, I'm not an idiot 
True
Real
Alright im hopping on minecraft
Don’t post on yt
Im more of an Alex gurllluh
Also isn't that what we do?
Alex is a bi***
AAAAHHHH IM TURNING INTO DREAM
that is not even close to the same thing.
HEY
Time to cheat all my speedruns!
Yeah but we don't waste water to talk
Fair enough
YEA
Alexander smingles
And cawfee
If you want to write stories with people.
I MADE COFFEE WHO WANTS COFFEE
thats technically wasting water...
the AI is literally taking other peoples work and copy pasting it, just like it does with art
FUCK gen ai
GIMME
we, inevitably, will all die
There are discord servers out there for that.
In a good or bad way?
Not really cause it gets reused into the world uwu
Real
i feast upon the souls of babies UwU Im so cute
Nevermind I regret making that joke now, although it still fits
🤝
Yo what
Just like me frfr 🥹
Fuck Gen, they sucked as a person
Fuck gen ai.

Who is gen
Yea stfu gen
Finally someone agrees that this is a good thing
Why do we hate them so much
Mod takes hierarchy sorry
Awww
Damn

The person named Gen being turned into an AI and is now hated for eternity
Legit
BURRRPPPPP
Guys do you ever feel like you’re secretly garmalathok the consumer of worlds
EWWWW
This feels like a fever dream
Excuse you!
I dont like mentioning that name at all

HELL YEA NICE
Neither do I.
Nicr
I had a whack ex named gen lmao.
nicr
Im guessing only Thales would know what i mean
I have fat fingers
I've had a lot of whack exes lmao. I've gone through some evil shit.
Seven evil exes
Damn
Freddy bingle
Scott pilgrim reference??
I wasn't even intending that lmao.
Ive never had an ex, call me the 25 letters of the alphabet.
hold on, let me count my evil exes

i think i'm at 6
Let me count the people I've dated...
(The joke is that there is 26 letters in the alphabet)
Btw @bleak warren your pfp is cool
i'm not counting all the people i dated, just the bad ones
A big fat 0
So smart
Okay well either way mine is 0
Mine is 5
thank you, it was drawn by an artist in this server who goes by the name Ur Mom
UghhhRAAAAAH what do i do
(not a joke)
Trust me, you don't want evil crazy exes.
Uh huh
i'm at 1 and thats only because she started dating my cousin after we broke up
I’m at a grand total of zero
That kinda shit will genuinely fuck your mental up.
All mine are
The evil crazy ex machine im currently working on:
seriously, she actually uses the name Ur Mom
I am having a pfp drawn for me by a guy called John milk
Dayum
Lmao
All mine are both evil and not evil cause they don't exist
there was a guy named John milk here actually
Her name is my mum? How does she know my mother's name!?!?!
I don't have male exes cause I never had a bf
YOOOOOO
I know he offered to make it for free in this server
Thomas ediSON
ohhh
John Thales

John Sune
Real
Charlotte glumbus
i finished the map btw
BK onion rings are good, fight me
Wait like Johnson
neat

All fast food sucks, im fighting you
Let's fight
We don’t have it in Australia
now that's not entirely true
now time to do all the fun writing 
I don't know anything about BK Onion Rings, but if you want to fight I'm down to spar.
NAH KFC IS GAS IN AUSTRALIA
:3
i think your place called hungry jack's is the same as our burger king
Yuh uh
I agree
Ye I like ma chicken nuggies
This place about to blow uuuuuuu-up
i heard aussies dont have chipotle
Arbys
It’s is but they don’t got onion rings that I know of
They have the meats
major l but isnt there a good replacer too?
"Meats"
a loaf of milk
They have the "meats"
MEAT
The "meat" mountain
a container of bread
YESSSSS
Johnathan groble
and a joe dirk dvd
and a joe dirt dvd
dirt? dirk? i forgor
Joe bartolozzi dvd
joe dirt
Joseph Dirt
who the heck is joe dirk lmao
ah got it thanks
John dirt
Timothy fleembon
joe dirt is a "comedy" movie where david spade plays a sterotypical redneck
judging by your use of comedy you didn't like it?
not even in a so bad it's good way, just bad
Wait really I was just saying it
im so uncultured to where i had to learn about that 😭
i dont blame you tbh
family guy?
Poetah
its definitely one of David Spade's worse movies
Ahaha Louis
Peter is now a poet
outside of that i wouldnt have known who joe dirt is
I'm gonna go to old navy does anyone want anything

but in my humble opinion, David Spade peaked as an actor when he worked for Chris Farley
A shake
COUNT ME IN
family guy references a lot of older media, and the clips that are being used in memes are also kinda old
Sir it's a clothing store
Real
TWIIIICE
Nodded
get man his shake
Darleen dungus
But you forgot my shake
I do nod
the family guy episode with sneakers o'toole is almost 19 years old
SHAKE THAT ASS! DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!
Wait actually
holy shit
yep
YASSSSS
Older than me
Same
same
Newgens
Newgen to earth
the movie joe dirt is from 2001
not by too much bruh
If it’s almost 19 then I’m technically older than it
Im only level 18
Same
Unc
HOLY SHIT IS THAT SHADOW???!
YOOOO
auntie actually
My fault
all good
Guys what random name should I create now
Wait
shadow auntie status revealed
shapdwo hedbgeong
I can’t think of any
Thats 25 years old
if y'all want auntie
yassss
i'm 30
Holy crap
Getting there
yeah
Oh lawd
i mean aren't you as old as Arevin?
jimmy’s like
Kidding kidding dont kill me Smudge
Is your back okay
How old is Jimmy i forgor
idk how old he is
DAMN

mostly
400

im not completely sure either
honestly 30 is not that old
Sad
Lucky




He's 33
honestly after 20s its lwk all downhill from there
I see
33 but a mind like a 21 year old
Still younger than jerma
Yea bro is so good for his age
false info hes like 500 yrs old
Jh propaganda
we have the lifespans of people from fucking 500 years ago then I guess
More like 10
ofc bro
the new thing
Dying early?
Yep
Is that the new thing
all great conquerors either die young or live long enough to watch their empires collapse
My back hurts
Yep
at least I think that's what two face said
maybe
Scoliosis
Unc
Count your days
as a 30 year old i will say. i can't do everything i could do at 20, or as well as i could do it at 20. but i am by no means worn down. 40 is when you have to worry about that
No but my friend has that
i have that
We all do
fair thats real
Damn
No vertebrae is safe
Why
Who's we? You speaking French?
I’m 19 and I already have back issues
Me too kid, me too
idk, just happened i guess
this is weird to mention but you're only just a decade younger than my own parents💀
Bro I’m 18 and I do as well
im getting called unc in my senior year of hs 😭 🙏
When you were in character creation why did you choose that
UNC
BRUHHHH
Hahaha
i didn't get to choose. believe me if i had, i would be a LOT different.
Oh you didn't get the dlc
real
Rip
Damn
i'm used to being one of the older ones in online groups at this point
real, like i didnt choose to have 6 counts of arson
Balding before 20 🥀
Same
Diabolical
nerd
I am balding and I'm 23 ❤️ I have hormonal and vitamin problems
tbh i really don't have much in common with y'all, but i think Jimmy is cool and i like making his discord a nice place to talk
Most likely dietary
I hope I don't bald like my dad
I have bad genetics
My diet lacks a ton of vitamins lmao
i also didnt choose to have a SEVERE nut allergy
we both like watching cars go in circles
I haven't had a real fruit in who knows how long
occasionally making a right turn instead
Imagine having allergies
Sooo
dammit

My hair looks great but I’m going to lose it if I don’t lock in in the next few years or so
and when it does turn right, the guy from new zealand makes everyone look like a clown
I've been eating 3 bananas and some peanut butter for breakfast
Monkey maxxing

Marcos Ambrose?
Lowkey Estrogen saved my hair.
Gaga
Shane Van Gisbergen
Lady, the name
That's facts.
I need to get on it
Rah rah rah ahah
i don't keep up to date with NASCAR anymore
and also im pretty sure Ambrose was from Australia
Guys what do I do if my little brother might be taller than me
The benifits of being yourself are numerous.
Kill
he was the other guy who would always win at the road courses
Shane is from new zealand and he was in supercars in australia, it's the closest thing they have to nascar but they don't do ovals very often. his first start in nascar was on a track with left and right turns and he won. in his first start.
To nap
since then he's won every race in nascar with right turns except like 2 or 3(1 was a wreck that wasn't his fault and the other two were 2nd places)
Ask him to grab tall things for you.
damn ok
Even if he's taller than me he's still short
Damn.
guys why is the sonic ost so good?
I’m the designated tall person in my family despite living with gnomes and being one myself
why not
the power of autism
oh damn
Is it contagious or something
nah
idk tryna test?
🧐
What could this possibly mean
lmao i have ZERO clue bruh
Going on vacation in two weeks yassss
nice
I hate traveling
And I bought a laptop exclusively to work there anyways 🙏🏻😭
same actually im going to ghana
Same actually I'm going to bed
i'm the second tallest in my household
my mom is comically shorter than both my dad and I
what are you ghana do there?
its a study abroad
im really exited for it
study a broad? don't mind if i do
You're not old enough for dad jokes

didnt even realize it brah
dude if you could see the amount of dad jokes i've made here
same, i make them all the time
Estonia -3% -6%
Apparently I joined this server in 2021
fun fact the only shiny ball i have is an Estonia
idk if i have any
Fuck it, I'm grabbing cheetos.
I'd say I'm in a comfortable financial stage of my life
the new art for estonia is also really nice
And that's already a win
might i ask what variety
hell yeah man
Red 40 flavor
they are very rare and valuable
I bought myself a TV and a laptop to travel
holy hell i have that flavor
Can you buy me a tv and a laptop pretty please with a cherry on top
i'm poor as dirt lol, and my "jobs" if you can call them that, are basically housewife, and what i do here
That's a lot of assault rifles
Or idk, 300 dollars?
I think you got scammed
SHE USED THE J WORD
You could have just used one of them to take it
Okay what's the PayPal
play Payday 2 IRL
Yo mama
Oop
for legal reasons i can't admit that i might have thought about it
lmao
top ten money tricks the government doesn't want you to know about
Flamin hot lime cheetos.
ooo nice choice
imma be real, those and the regualar flamin hot ones taste the same
i might be broken lwk
i think i know what you're talking about
I'm being literal
if you switch the letters in taxes, you get texas
you must file your taxes but you don't legally have to pay them
interesting
texas taxes
Everything's bigger in Texas until you get to Alaska
why alaska?
Cause it's bigger
because Alaska is the largest state idiot
alaska is MASSIVE
oh im a dumbass
I just got a Colt Single Action with John Wayne’s signature. Life is good
ofc i knew that too which is the worst part about that
the government frowns upon not paying (in the form of various punishments adjacent to no more tax returns ever) but you can totally do it
im bored, im gonna speedrun block tales
at least 2.5x the size of texas
cya guys
Bye
it's like, half a caseoh
I get some funny dms lmao
I don't wanna ask
the band Sleep Token
slay vessel
you know ball? 
i like a couple of their songs, not totally my thing
Havanah ooh nana
no problem with me, but they're my personal favorite band
Mmmm fries
they're definitely talented
I like Toto
different people different tastes tho, not gonna rag on anyone for not liking them
my favorite band is Nine Inch Nails
Oh god
sounds like a Terrible Lie
I like Pearl Jam
yeah their live shows really show off just how good they really are. it's amazing
I read that really wrongly
They are slightly different.
😭😭
i'm Hurt that you would think that

completely fair
If you don't have the same exact music taste as me you're objectively wrong
banned
i was like you once
Oops i touched buttons
That was a joke...

Fair enough
Funny story, Kendrick Lamar was part of the domino chain that made me realize I was trans.



