general

[coral token]

Lmao

[ashen dagger]

i expect a lot of things
firstly never a temu ad

[coral token]

No diva!!!!! Come back!

[thin plover]

Real

[brisk shard]

gurl... i AM an AI bzzt #ROBITCH

💅

[thin plover]

Real

[fervent maple]

I can't hit my proteiiiiin

17 cans of baked beans.

[thin plover]

HIT IT WITH A BAT THEN

[fervent maple]

No no, he's got a point

[brisk shard]

its too fast

[thin plover]

Exactly

[brisk shard]

bring out the orbital strike cannon

[coral token]

YASSSS

[thin plover]

YES

[fervent maple]

Deploy the rods from god

[coral token]

#(ASS)I

[brisk shard]

YAZZZZ BZZT 🤖

[coral token]

LMAO

[thin plover]

Hell yea bro

[fervent maple]

Dude I can't wait to go to journeys final tour

[vale latch]

DId you know Whales make up 75% of the waste in the sea

[thin plover]

No way

[brisk shard]

i am your purrrsonal ass-istant gurl #artEAFICIAL #INTELLHERGENCE

oops i fucking

[vale latch]

Trash makes up 5%

[coral token]

wanted to make a your mother joke.

but it was too mean

[thin plover]

I ain’t got one

[coral token]

PLEASE I #GAGGED

[fervent maple]

Did you know that there are estimated to be more than 10^30 tailed phages in the biosphere, making them the most abundant biological entities on Earth.

[vale latch]

So with this data we can conclude that we need to terminate whales permanently

[fervent maple]

More than every other entity combined

[brisk shard]

HOW DO I REMOVE THE AUTO ATTACH LMAO

[coral token]

hey don't call me that

[brisk shard]

I CANT UNPING ART

oh well

[thin plover]

Real

[brisk shard]

#MISSTAKE

[coral token]

don't, it looks cunty

[brisk shard]

this bit will never stop

i put the bit in bitch ladies

#GURLBOSS

[fervent maple]

I like my kitty.

[thin plover]

Real bro

[worldly pike]

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[coral token]

ew

Never because we never stop being cunty

ok mother has eaten

why are my messages sending in the wrong order

thanks wifi ❤️

[fervent maple]

Lmao

[thin plover]

Real

[fervent maple]

Okay I gotta get back to mowing

[thin plover]

Good luck bro

[worldly pike]

Wazaaaaaaaaaa.

[coral token]

mow that lawn

[brisk shard]

thanks wifie #THASMYGIRL

[thin plover]

Thank you for your service

[coral token]

YASSS #CONNECTED

[brisk shard]

#INTHERNET

[coral token]

#etHERnet

[thin plover]

Imma go make food

[coral token]

we could spiral and do this all day

but i wanna play repo

[thin plover]

What should I make

[coral token]

food

if you can.

[thin plover]

Damn fr

[coral token]

if it's edible, even better.

[thin plover]

Nah bro imma blow my house up

[brisk shard]

thought that said "if its an edible" i was like HOLD ON RIGHT THERE...

[thin plover]

Gimme 15 seconds

[thin plover]

Should I?

[coral token]

food is food

[brisk shard]

take... an... edible?

[thin plover]

Yes

[brisk shard]

uhhh only if it is legal in your province!

nerd emoji

[thin plover]

Hey who cares

How many should I take

1-3

[worldly pike]

Bla bla bla ble ble blu blu.

[brisk shard]

middle

[worldly pike]

[brisk shard]

2 enough

[thin plover]

Ok

[brisk shard]

tamales

[thin plover]

Gimme a sec

[worldly pike]

Comes

[thin plover]

Bruh

I’ll say when they hit

[coral token]

yes miss gurl

[worldly pike]

@brisk shard 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 @thin plover

[coral token]

wtf

[thin plover]

HUH?!

[coral token]

who even are you

[thin plover]

TF

[brisk shard]

why the hell we shipping in It Is Discord My Dudes

[thin plover]

Bruh I just met them like bro

[brisk shard]

these randoms gettin outa hand

[thin plover]

Fr

[brisk shard]

time to execute the entire tri-state

in game of course

[coral token]

jarvis

blow them off the face of the earth

[thin plover]

Nah bro bring the orbital cannon out

Get them out

[coral token]

so true

[thin plover]

Yo the Ed’s be hitting now hell yea

[hoary wren]

Hi hi!

[brisk shard]

is the gurlboss version of Jarvis, Justine

[thin plover]

HOLA SOY DORA

[brisk shard]

justine... slay them ladies

[thin plover]

Real

[coral token]

i decree so

but we have a better one

floptropica's queen, Jiafei

[hoary wren]

Jarvis, iron man infinite.

[thin plover]

Real

[fringe lily]

Hi dora I'm dad

[humble trail]

🦐

[thin plover]

DAD DID YOU GET OUT OF JAIL

[humble trail]

@fringe lily i love goats fr

[thin plover]

HOW

[fringe lily]

Actually, you're the one in jail
It was you all along

[thin plover]

AHHHHHH

[fringe lily]

Based 🫵

[thin plover]

NOT AGAIN

Real

[humble trail]

[prime nexus]

Is it just me or does Jimmy look like the suction cup man?

[coral token]

what

[hoary wren]

Thinkin' bout playin some video games.

[thin plover]

Huh?

[humble trail]

Son 😭

[thin plover]

What game

[brisk shard]

thank you for the input Monkey D Luffy

[hoary wren]

Probably marvel vs capcom 2.

[thin plover]

Bro I got the munchies

[prime nexus]

I got you

[brisk shard]

what if the One Piece was the Suction Cup Man we met along the way

[fervent maple]

Goats are inferior to chickens

[thin plover]

NOOOOO

[prime nexus]

Lol

[thin plover]

SCREAMING GOATS ARE THE BEST

[coral token]

what is this chat.

[storm whale]

I'm finally free

[thin plover]

Weird

[humble trail]

Theyre called G.o.a.ts for a reasone

W spelling from me

[thin plover]

Exactly

[fervent maple]

I value eggs over goat milk

[pliant flower]

Mmmmm monke

[fervent maple]

Also chicken are more pettable

[thin plover]

And?

[fervent maple]

Goats are so rough

[thin plover]

LIES

[humble trail]

🫩

[fervent maple]

Clearly you don't own chickens

[pliant flower]

Why are we arguing about agriculture now

[thin plover]

I used to

[humble trail]

I hope you have a bad sleep tonight

[fervent maple]

What breed

[thin plover]

What that mean

[thin plover]

Idfk

[pliant flower]

Farming and stuff

[coral token]

i am not commenting.

[sharp geyser]

the x-men movie universe (earth-10005) in just confusing

[thin plover]

I was joking

[fervent maple]

Bro what chickens are so soft

[humble trail]

Im going to send a goat to headbutt you twin

[gritty temple]

AARRRUUUFFFF

[pliant flower]

I see

[thin plover]

Think I know

[fervent maple]

I hope your goat has a bulletproof vest

[humble trail]

Goats are actually quite cuddly fr

[thin plover]

Mine does

[fervent maple]

Oh okay my fault

[humble trail]

Me too

[thin plover]

That’s what I thought

[sharp geyser]

i mean the deadpool trilogy and logan the wolverine take place at the same world so why doesnt deadpool prevent logans death?!

[humble trail]

Chickens are really tuff but goats are more

[fervent maple]

Lies

[humble trail]

🐐🐐🐐🐐

[thin plover]

I got the munchies what food should I make Mac n cheese or noodles

[coral token]

bro cook atp

you've been talking about cooking for an hour

[thin plover]

Huh

[coral token]

EAT

FEED

[thin plover]

I’m on a ride rn ifykyk

[coral token]

then get off

and cook

[thin plover]

I can’t it’s mental

I’m in the kitchen

[fervent maple]

I'm gonna shower cause I mowed the lawn

[hoary wren]

Whole roast ham.

[coral token]

showe

howie

[fervent maple]

Minor spelling mistake

[thin plover]

Nah

[coral token]

completely ruined everyone's life

[thin plover]

Real

[fervent maple]

My fault

[coral token]

[thin plover]

But seriously Mac n cheese or noodles

Or croquettes

[fervent maple]

Pull up to my place I'll get us a pizza

Just fly across the world

[thin plover]

I’m in Australia!

[fervent maple]

No biggie

[thin plover]

Nah bro I wish

[coral token]

[hoary wren]

Lowkey croquettes on munchies I gotta imagine is peak.

[thin plover]

Should I make some

[fervent maple]

Eat some shapes

[thin plover]

Dead set

[thin plover]

Yo real

[hoary wren]

Yes, dude... yes...

[thin plover]

Triple smoked ham n cheese croquettes or triple cheese and basil

[fervent maple]

Idk man

Make a tv dinner

[thin plover]

Same

[thin plover]

3 of each?

Or more

[fervent maple]

Man I just work here this is above my pay grade

[thin plover]

Sorry bro

[hoary wren]

Those croquettes sound baller fr.

[thin plover]

They are bro

Imma do 4 of each

[hoary wren]

I'm not your bro, but you're real for that.

[thin plover]

Actually I got 5 of each left imma cook em all up

They cooking

[hoary wren]

That's beast.

[thin plover]

I got 8 minutes to wait should I make a tea, coffee or a hot chocolate (Milo)

[indigo hull]

Combine them

[thin plover]

You actually smart

[languid grove]

HOT CHOCOLATE

[thin plover]

I will

Hot toffecolate it is

[dry stump]

Toffee is actually good

[thin plover]

It’s coffee tea and hot chocolate mixed

[dry stump]

What the Baken?

[thin plover]

It’s gonna be gas

[hoary wren]

My dude...

I dunno if you want all of that all at once.

[thin plover]

I do I’ve done it before

[indigo hull]

Don’t listen to them bro

[dry stump]

Depends on the tea

[hoary wren]

Is it good?

[dry stump]

I only wonder about the taste

[thin plover]

Yes it’s amazing

[hoary wren]

I'm open to being incorrect.

[coral token]

:p

Wjat is this

[hoary wren]

If that shit's bussin, than like... hell yeah.

[thin plover]

It is bro trust

[coral token]

You can do the traditional Colombian drink

Coffee with melted cheese inside

[thin plover]

Yo what

[hoary wren]

What kind of cheese?

[coral token]

Yeap

[dry stump]

That thing is a concoction 💀

[coral token]

It exists

[thin plover]

No way

[coral token]

I can't remember if it was Colombia or ecuador

One moment please

[hoary wren]

Depending on type of cheese it's probably actually pretty good.

I could see it.

[languid grove]

Aughhhh all I got for dinner is chicken schnitzels

[dry stump]

I love cheese

[thin plover]

Damn

[coral token]

I misspoke

[indigo hull]

that lowkey sounds kinda good

[coral token]

It's hot chocolate milk with cheese

It is indeed Colombian

[hoary wren]

Insert James May Cheese sound effect here.

[coral token]

And it's very popular

[languid grove]

That doesn’t sound good

[dry stump]

What’s the cheese, I must know

[coral token]

It apparently is to them

[indigo hull]

does it specify cheese or does it vary

[thin plover]

Yea does it

[hoary wren]

The cheese should matter.

[thin plover]

Yea 100%

[hoary wren]

I don't think anyone's putting bleu cheese in their hot cocoa.

[thin plover]

Yea nah f that

[coral token]

Depends on the restaurant

Recipes recommend Colombian cheese

Others mozzarella

[dry stump]

I only imagine some gouda cheese put in there, I don’t want that either

[thin plover]

MY FOOD IS READY

[coral token]

Some Chihuahua cheese

[indigo hull]

mozzarella seemed a likely one

[thin plover]

DOG CHEESE!

[coral token]

Traditional don't use mozzarella apparently

[dry stump]

Mozzarella?

[hoary wren]

I mean, hell that works too.

[indigo hull]

go figure lol

[coral token]

Yummers

[indigo hull]

I would assume traditionally it's some sort of cheese native to Colombia

[hoary wren]

I would have imagined they'd have some sort of cheese up to the task of supporting a hot chocolate.

[coral token]

It wouldn't be my drink of choice lol

:p

[floral badge]

Just double checking, the report abuse jimmyhere message isnt a warn right?

[coral token]

No it's not

[indigo hull]

I would try it tbh

[lusty gorge]

Fruity pebbles with fruit punch 🤤

[hoary wren]

I'd give it a shot.

[coral token]

Only if you do it on purpose

[floral badge]

alr thats fine cuz i didnt

[summer cloud]

Like... In the fruit pebbles?

[lusty gorge]

Yes

[floral badge]

I like to line my garden with fruit pebbles

[storm whale]

free from school

for now

[thin plover]

Huh

[storm whale]

Ah, Free. At. Last.

[indigo hull]

Gordon Free...man

[summer cloud]

Let them grow into fruity pebble trees with the fruity pebble fruit hanging from the stems

[lusty gorge]

Guess what time it is now

[dry stump]

So, I went to the backrooms and started blasting things

[thin plover]

Yo?

[hoary wren]

That is a name. I fw it.

[floral badge]

nio, those would be fruit seeds

[storm whale]

thanks

[storm whale]

12:35

[indigo hull]

bro I caught the Portuguese Empire

[lusty gorge]

Nope

[storm whale]

hell yeah gang

[summer cloud]

They're not like pomegranates?

[floral badge]

What if we all frolicked together in the woods, picking fruit pebbles off the floor and throwing them at eachother?

[storm whale]

what time is it then

[lusty gorge]

ITS JOB SEEKING TIME

[thin plover]

It’s 2:35 in the morning in Australia

[indigo hull]

goated stats too
(+11%)
(+16%)

[storm whale]

already started

[storm whale]

literally me

[thin plover]

NOOOOOOO

AHHHHHHH

[storm whale]

job applications are easy

[thin plover]

Still scary

[floral badge]

😱😱😱😱😱

[summer cloud]

It's the callback that's difficult😅

[hoary wren]

Printing out a thousand resumes to drop them off at places and then spending 20 hours sending applications into the online void.

[storm whale]

there's a good few places in my area that are pretty desperate so I'll probably be fine

[hoary wren]

And then you wake up tomorrow and do it all again.

[thin plover]

Yo these croquettes are fire

[hoary wren]

I've never steered you wrong.

[summer cloud]

Same, but at the same time, their processes are whack, so it's torture waiting for the results bc it's like playing Russian Roulette

[languid grove]

Why am I craving cheese, I don’t usually want cheese

[indigo hull]

The Monsieur has Croque'd

[thin plover]

Thanks bro also the drink is amazing

[languid grove]

[storm whale]

indeed

[indigo hull]

i'm infecting you with Wisconsin energy

[thin plover]

Don’t cry

[indigo hull]

you now want cheese

[lusty gorge]

Lil dog girl
Craving da chez

[thin plover]

AHHHHHH

[brisk shard]

Chez yummy

[hoary wren]

I could go for some pasta rn.

[languid grove]

I DO WANT CHEESE

[hoary wren]

Tortelini or some sheit.

[languid grove]

To be fair I haven’t eaten all day

[thin plover]

What kind of spaghetti

[indigo hull]

Squidward Tortellini

[languid grove]

[thin plover]

YESSSSS

[brisk shard]

You need to eat Rika its 5pm

[summer cloud]

I have been thinking about Mozzy sticks all week
And same on the not eating thing too, woke up no food

[brisk shard]

Very important

[languid grove]

I’ll make dinner in a bit

[brisk shard]

Nuh uh, NOW!

[languid grove]

BUT I FEED MY DOG AT 6PM

[thin plover]

EAT YOU MONSTER EAT

[lusty gorge]

Rika
Eat
Or else
You're
NOT COOL

[brisk shard]

WELL ARE YOU... wait... that technique wont work

[summer cloud]

I'm thinking about the Hulk meme where he gives a taco to someone

[storm whale]

#food

[thin plover]

That’s why I said it

[storm whale]

sushi lunch

[upbeat copper]

Guys ik AI is bad, but I was doing a silly little thing with C.ai and the story lowkey making me cry rn

[brisk shard]

Pretty please Rika eat rn

[storm whale]

banned/j

[brisk shard]

Imagine me doing puppy eyes or smth

[indigo hull]

you get a pass because its not generative AI

[thin plover]

Yea rika just eat something

[indigo hull]

but its not AI videos or images

[tired temple]

guys whered all my water go

[thin plover]

I drank it

[summer cloud]

You drank it

[upbeat copper]

I was playing a cowboy in prison who made art for a guard who was getting married (there's much deeper lore, but I'm too sad to type it all)

[lusty gorge]

I just want to remind people that morshu has only 2 lines yet someone somehow made him recite the entire Bible

[thin plover]

Same brain different style

[indigo hull]

never underestimate a man with free will and free time

[thin plover]

Real

[indigo hull]

We will write deep lore on how Napoleon conquered Mars

[lusty gorge]

Another MF made him sing Stronger than you

[thin plover]

Yes!!!!!

[gritty temple]

my belly

[upbeat copper]

Woah

Silly belly

[gritty temple]

c.ai is generative fhfjjfjf it generates text

[coral token]

God I need coffee

Bur getting up is

Hard

Someone make me coffee

[upbeat copper]

Okay but lowk I give it a pass this one time because this story is hella original

[coral token]

And bring it to me

Thank you

[lusty gorge]

My elegant feathered friend, it fills me with sorrow to inform thou that the hydration source has been split among peers of this conversation

[brisk shard]

DOES ANYBODY WANT SOME COFFEE???

[coral token]

😍😍😍🙏🏻

[coral token]

I MADE SOME COFFEE

[thin plover]

YES

[gritty temple]

Wiggles your ears

[indigo hull]

WHO WANTS COFFEE????

[coral token]

WHO WANTS COFFEE

Hey man

[thin plover]

MEEEEEEE

[coral token]

You're being too loud

[upbeat copper]

NOO THAT TICKLES

[brisk shard]

Great video

[summer cloud]

The COFFE GUY is great

[indigo hull]

SORRY I'M FROM LOUDVILLE

ok fr i'll stop

[brisk shard]

Its not real story though

[upbeat copper]

Neither is fiction

[brisk shard]

Partly made by a fake being

[lusty gorge]

Someone turn this mfs volume down
Slash his voice box

[hoary wren]

I need that thick stuff. fettuccine.

[indigo hull]

hit mute on the universal remote

[brisk shard]

So Star Wars lowkey comparable to Tung Tung Tung Sahur: The Story...

[coral token]

I may take today

Wanna warm up the house

The gas bill number 2 is here

[indigo hull]

in the most basic terms, yes

[thin plover]

Make fettuccine carbonara with chicken and bacon and a cream cheese sauce

[coral token]

And dayum

[indigo hull]

its all fiction

[summer cloud]

Adam Sandler's Click was decent🍿

[coral token]

Gas in winter goes up that's obvious

[upbeat copper]

They share one thing in common, they're both fiction

[coral token]

But we're still payin some old debt the last owner had lmao

[upbeat copper]

I'm not defending AI in the slightest, I'm just saying this story that me and C.ai cooked up together is lowkey fire

[thin plover]

Damn

[south raven]

Are you yelling this from a 3rd story condo window in Brooklyn

[lusty gorge]

Anyway chat I made a self portrait for art class and my teacher allowed me to draw myself as a vampire

[coral token]

I mean it's no biggie

It's like

8 dollars

[hoary wren]

If I could rn.

[indigo hull]

i forget that in the southern hemisphere its the opposite season

[hoary wren]

That sounds mad gas.

[coral token]

Lmao

It's not even winter, it's autumn

[indigo hull]

true

[coral token]

But autumn is always really cold

[elfin wing]

shigaraki my goat, i need to see more of him

[coral token]

It's basically winter v1

[upbeat copper]

I KEEP FORGETTING THATS NOT MY NAME ANYMORE

[indigo hull]

its technically not summer yet in the north of earth

[coral token]

I forgot that it was lmao

[hoary wren]

I need to make a bacon, chicken, meatball sub. Call that shit the meat musket.

[lusty gorge]

What did autumn do to you bruh she literally ain't even here

[thin plover]

It is gas bro I love carbonara it’s my favourite dish to cook I did a cert 2 in cookery last year for some extra skills

[upbeat copper]

[thin plover]

Yo fire

[coral token]

Smh !

[lusty gorge]

Shitty money hole?

[hoary wren]

Hell yeah.

[coral token]

Yuuuckkk

[thin plover]

Mhm exactly

[indigo hull]

shitty water feature

[coral token]

[bleak warren]

so many hamsters

[coral token]

huH

[brisk shard]

Squeak

[thin plover]

I am hampter

[summer cloud]

hmaster

[lusty gorge]

[thin plover]

Squeak squeak

[upbeat copper]

Also I'm talking like... Webnovel worthy

[lusty gorge]

You are hampster

[coral token]

Amusing

[brisk shard]

Ughhhghhgh im borrred

[thin plover]

No I am hampter

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm at the amusement park

[brisk shard]

Why does every Roblox game SUCK

[thin plover]

Real

[bleak warren]

that's because it's recycling other peoples words

[lusty gorge]

Block tales

[thin plover]

Yo true

[brisk shard]

Now i have NOTHING to play

[bleak warren]

that's what it does

[coral token]

Unamused

[thin plover]

Real!

[coral token]

Because Roblox SUCKS

[upbeat copper]

Not saying that I was going to make it one, I'm not an idiot

[brisk shard]

True

[thin plover]

Real

[brisk shard]

Alright im hopping on minecraft

[coral token]

Yes divaaaa

Go get steveee

#Build that house

[thin plover]

Don’t post on yt

[brisk shard]

Im more of an Alex gurllluh

[upbeat copper]

Also isn't that what we do?

[coral token]

Alex is a bi***

[brisk shard]

AAAAHHHH IM TURNING INTO DREAM

[bleak warren]

that is not even close to the same thing.

[thin plover]

HEY

[brisk shard]

Time to cheat all my speedruns!

[coral token]

Yeah but we don't waste water to talk

[upbeat copper]

Fair enough

[thin plover]

YEA

[coral token]

We drink it uwu

And make tea

[pliant flower]

Alexander smingles

[coral token]

And cawfee

[hoary wren]

If you want to write stories with people.

[coral token]

I MADE COFFEE WHO WANTS COFFEE

[indigo hull]

thats technically wasting water...

[bleak warren]

the AI is literally taking other peoples work and copy pasting it, just like it does with art

FUCK gen ai

[thin plover]

GIMME

[indigo hull]

we, inevitably, will all die

[hoary wren]

There are discord servers out there for that.

[lusty gorge]

In a good or bad way?

[coral token]

Not really cause it gets reused into the world uwu

[brisk shard]

The person named Gen

Wair

Immense flashbacks

[thin plover]

Real

[pliant flower]

i feast upon the souls of babies UwU Im so cute

[brisk shard]

Nevermind I regret making that joke now, although it still fits

[hoary wren]

🤝

[thin plover]

Yo what

[lusty gorge]

Just like me frfr 🥹

[brisk shard]

Fuck Gen, they sucked as a person

[hoary wren]

Fuck gen ai.

[brisk shard]

[coral token]

Who is gen

[thin plover]

Yea stfu gen

[pliant flower]

Finally someone agrees that this is a good thing

[coral token]

Why do we hate them so much

[brisk shard]

That was my joke first Thales

Smh

[coral token]

Mod takes hierarchy sorry

[brisk shard]

Awww

[thin plover]

Damn

[coral token]

[brisk shard]

The person named Gen being turned into an AI and is now hated for eternity

[coral token]

Lmao

All the gens in the world

Really sad rn

[thin plover]

Legit

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[pliant flower]

Guys do you ever feel like you’re secretly garmalathok the consumer of worlds

[coral token]

EWWWW

[brisk shard]

This feels like a fever dream

[fervent maple]

Excuse you!

[brisk shard]

I dont like mentioning that name at all

[languid grove]

[thin plover]

HELL YEA NICE

[hoary wren]

Neither do I.

[coral token]

Nicr

[hoary wren]

I had a whack ex named gen lmao.

[fervent maple]

nicr

[brisk shard]

Im guessing only Thales would know what i mean

[thin plover]

I have fat fingers

[fervent maple]

We can tell

Ohhhhh snap

[hoary wren]

I've had a lot of whack exes lmao. I've gone through some evil shit.

[fervent maple]

Seven evil exes

[thin plover]

Damn

[pliant flower]

Freddy bingle

[fervent maple]

Scott pilgrim reference??

[hoary wren]

I wasn't even intending that lmao.

[brisk shard]

Ive never had an ex, call me the 25 letters of the alphabet.

[bleak warren]

hold on, let me count my evil exes

[brisk shard]

[bleak warren]

i think i'm at 6

[fervent maple]

Let me count the people I've dated...

[brisk shard]

(The joke is that there is 26 letters in the alphabet)

[thin plover]

Yo

[pliant flower]

Btw @bleak warren your pfp is cool

[bleak warren]

i'm not counting all the people i dated, just the bad ones

[fervent maple]

A big fat 0

[thin plover]

So smart

[fervent maple]

Okay well either way mine is 0

[thin plover]

Mine is 5

[bleak warren]

thank you, it was drawn by an artist in this server who goes by the name Ur Mom

[brisk shard]

UghhhRAAAAAH what do i do

[bleak warren]

(not a joke)

[hoary wren]

Trust me, you don't want evil crazy exes.

[pliant flower]

Uh huh

[indigo hull]

i'm at 1 and thats only because she started dating my cousin after we broke up

[peak sentinel]

I’m at a grand total of zero

[hoary wren]

That kinda shit will genuinely fuck your mental up.

[thin plover]

All mine are

[brisk shard]

The evil crazy ex machine im currently working on:

[bleak warren]

seriously, she actually uses the name Ur Mom

[pliant flower]

I am having a pfp drawn for me by a guy called John milk

[pliant flower]

Dayum

[coral token]

Lmao

[fervent maple]

All mine are both evil and not evil cause they don't exist

[bleak warren]

there was a guy named John milk here actually

[brisk shard]

Her name is my mum? How does she know my mother's name!?!?!

[coral token]

I don't have male exes cause I never had a bf

[thin plover]

YOOOOOO

[pliant flower]

I know he offered to make it for free in this server

[glass gate]

Thomas ediSON

[bleak warren]

ohhh

[coral token]

John Thales

[peak sentinel]

[brisk shard]

John Sune

[thin plover]

Real

[pliant flower]

Charlotte glumbus

[indigo hull]

i finished the map btw

[coral token]

BK onion rings are good, fight me

[brisk shard]

Wait like Johnson

[peak sentinel]

neat

[coral token]

[brisk shard]

All fast food sucks, im fighting you

[coral token]

Let's fight

[thin plover]

We don’t have it in Australia

[bleak warren]

now that's not entirely true

[indigo hull]

now time to do all the fun writing

[hoary wren]

I don't know anything about BK Onion Rings, but if you want to fight I'm down to spar.

[thin plover]

NAH KFC IS GAS IN AUSTRALIA

[coral token]

:3

[bleak warren]

i think your place called hungry jack's is the same as our burger king

[brisk shard]

Yuh uh

[peak sentinel]

I agree

[pliant flower]

Ye I like ma chicken nuggies

[coral token]

This place about to blow uuuuuuu-up

[lusty kraken]

i heard aussies dont have chipotle

[brisk shard]

Arbys

[thin plover]

It’s is but they don’t got onion rings that I know of

[coral token]

They have the meats

[lusty kraken]

major l but isnt there a good replacer too?

[brisk shard]

"Meats"

[sharp geyser]

a loaf of milk

[brisk shard]

They have the "meats"

[thin plover]

MEAT

[brisk shard]

The "meat" mountain

[sharp geyser]

a container of bread

[thin plover]

YESSSSS

[pliant flower]

Johnathan groble

[lusty kraken]

and a joe dirk dvd

[sharp geyser]

and a joe dirt dvd

[lusty kraken]

dirt? dirk? i forgor

[brisk shard]

Joe bartolozzi dvd

[bleak warren]

joe dirt

[indigo hull]

Joseph Dirt

[bleak warren]

who the heck is joe dirk lmao

[lusty kraken]

ah got it thanks

[thin plover]

John dirt

[pliant flower]

Timothy fleembon

[indigo hull]

Josephus Dirt

he's the Ancient Jewish writer

[bleak warren]

joe dirt is a "comedy" movie where david spade plays a sterotypical redneck

[indigo hull]

judging by your use of comedy you didn't like it?

[bleak warren]

not even in a so bad it's good way, just bad

[thin plover]

Wait really I was just saying it

[lusty kraken]

im so uncultured to where i had to learn about that 😭

[indigo hull]

i dont blame you tbh

[bleak warren]

family guy?

[coral token]

Poetah

[indigo hull]

its definitely one of David Spade's worse movies

[coral token]

The Thales is here

Poe

[thin plover]

Ahaha Louis

[coral token]

Peter is now a poet

[lusty kraken]

outside of that i wouldnt have known who joe dirt is

[fervent maple]

I'm gonna go to old navy does anyone want anything

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

but in my humble opinion, David Spade peaked as an actor when he worked for Chris Farley

[coral token]

A shake

[thin plover]

COUNT ME IN

[bleak warren]

family guy references a lot of older media, and the clips that are being used in memes are also kinda old

[brisk shard]

This reminds me of the time when JimmyCord was nodded by Thales

Insert cutaway

[fervent maple]

Sir it's a clothing store

[brisk shard]

Nodded

FUCK MAN IM TRYNA TYPE MODDED

[thin plover]

Real

[coral token]

I said what I said.

Make it happen.

[brisk shard]

TWIIIICE

[coral token]

Nodded

[lusty kraken]

get man his shake

[pliant flower]

Darleen dungus

[brisk shard]

But you forgot my shake

[coral token]

I do nod

[bleak warren]

the family guy episode with sneakers o'toole is almost 19 years old

[brisk shard]

SHAKE THAT ASS! DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!

[thin plover]

Wait actually

[lusty kraken]

holy shit

[bleak warren]

yep

[thin plover]

YASSSSS

[brisk shard]

Older than me

[thin plover]

Same

[lusty kraken]

same

[fervent maple]

Newgens

[thin plover]

I’ve seen it tho

And

[brisk shard]

Newgen to earth

[bleak warren]

the movie joe dirt is from 2001

[lusty kraken]

not by too much bruh

[peak sentinel]

If it’s almost 19 then I’m technically older than it

[brisk shard]

Im only level 18

[thin plover]

Same

[fervent maple]

Unc

[lusty kraken]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT SHADOW???!

[thin plover]

YOOOO

[peak sentinel]

auntie actually

[fervent maple]

My fault

[peak sentinel]

all good

[pliant flower]

Guys what random name should I create now

[brisk shard]

Wait

[lusty kraken]

shadow auntie status revealed

[peak sentinel]

shapdwo hedbgeong

[pliant flower]

I can’t think of any

[brisk shard]

Thats 25 years old

[bleak warren]

if y'all want auntie

[thin plover]

yassss

[bleak warren]

i'm 30

[brisk shard]

Holy crap

[bleak warren]

not as old as Jimmy

but still

[brisk shard]

Getting there

[lusty kraken]

yeah

[fervent maple]

Oh lawd

[indigo hull]

i mean aren't you as old as Arevin?

[lusty kraken]

jimmy’s like

[brisk shard]

Kidding kidding dont kill me Smudge

[fervent maple]

Is your back okay

[pliant flower]

How old is Jimmy i forgor

[bleak warren]

idk how old he is

[thin plover]

DAMN

[bleak warren]

[bleak warren]

mostly

[lusty kraken]

400

[deft rose]

[indigo hull]

im not completely sure either

[peak sentinel]

honestly 30 is not that old

[thin plover]

Sad

[fervent maple]

Lucky

[fringe lily]

[coral token]

He's 33

[lusty kraken]

honestly after 20s its lwk all downhill from there

[pliant flower]

I see

[bleak warren]

33 but a mind like a 21 year old

[coral token]

Still younger than jerma

[thin plover]

Yea bro is so good for his age

[lusty kraken]

false info hes like 500 yrs old

[coral token]

Jh propaganda

[peak sentinel]

we have the lifespans of people from fucking 500 years ago then I guess

[thin plover]

More like 10

[lusty kraken]

ofc bro

the new thing

[coral token]

Dying early?

[thin plover]

Yep

[coral token]

Is that the new thing

[indigo hull]

all great conquerors either die young or live long enough to watch their empires collapse

[fervent maple]

My back hurts

[thin plover]

Yep

[indigo hull]

at least I think that's what two face said

[lusty kraken]

maybe

[coral token]

Scoliosis

[thin plover]

Unc

[coral token]

Count your days

[bleak warren]

as a 30 year old i will say. i can't do everything i could do at 20, or as well as i could do it at 20. but i am by no means worn down. 40 is when you have to worry about that

[fervent maple]

No but my friend has that

[bleak warren]

i have that

[coral token]

We all do

[lusty kraken]

fair thats real

[thin plover]

Damn

[coral token]

No vertebrae is safe

[fervent maple]

Why

[ruby zealot]

Who's we? You speaking French?

[peak sentinel]

I’m 19 and I already have back issues

[fervent maple]

Me too kid, me too

[bleak warren]

idk, just happened i guess

[indigo hull]

this is weird to mention but you're only just a decade younger than my own parents💀

[thin plover]

Bro I’m 18 and I do as well

[lusty kraken]

im getting called unc in my senior year of hs 😭 🙏

[fervent maple]

When you were in character creation why did you choose that

[thin plover]

UNC

[lusty kraken]

BRUHHHH

[thin plover]

Hahaha

[bleak warren]

i didn't get to choose. believe me if i had, i would be a LOT different.

[fervent maple]

Oh you didn't get the dlc

[peak sentinel]

real

[fervent maple]

Rip

[thin plover]

Damn

[bleak warren]

i'm used to being one of the older ones in online groups at this point

[lusty kraken]

real, like i didnt choose to have 6 counts of arson

[peak sentinel]

Balding before 20 🥀

[thin plover]

Same

[fervent maple]

Diabolical

[storm whale]

nerd

[coral token]

I am balding and I'm 23 ❤️ I have hormonal and vitamin problems

[bleak warren]

tbh i really don't have much in common with y'all, but i think Jimmy is cool and i like making his discord a nice place to talk

[coral token]

Most likely dietary

[fervent maple]

I hope I don't bald like my dad

[peak sentinel]

I have bad genetics

[coral token]

My diet lacks a ton of vitamins lmao

[lusty kraken]

i also didnt choose to have a SEVERE nut allergy

[indigo hull]

we both like watching cars go in circles

[coral token]

I haven't had a real fruit in who knows how long

[indigo hull]

occasionally making a right turn instead

[fervent maple]

Imagine having allergies

[coral token]

Sooo

[lusty kraken]

dammit

[coral token]

[peak sentinel]

My hair looks great but I’m going to lose it if I don’t lock in in the next few years or so

[coral token]

Yeah imagine being allergic

that's so noob

[bleak warren]

and when it does turn right, the guy from new zealand makes everyone look like a clown

[fervent maple]

I've been eating 3 bananas and some peanut butter for breakfast

Monkey maxxing

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

Marcos Ambrose?

[hoary wren]

Lowkey Estrogen saved my hair.

[coral token]

Gaga

[bleak warren]

Shane Van Gisbergen

[coral token]

Lady, the name

[hoary wren]

That's facts.

[peak sentinel]

I need to get on it

[coral token]

Rah rah rah ahah

[indigo hull]

i don't keep up to date with NASCAR anymore

[coral token]

Roma romama

[indigo hull]

and also im pretty sure Ambrose was from Australia

[coral token]

Absolute bangaranga

Bangaranga bangaranga bangaranga

[fervent maple]

Guys what do I do if my little brother might be taller than me

[hoary wren]

The benifits of being yourself are numerous.

[coral token]

Kill

[indigo hull]

he was the other guy who would always win at the road courses

[coral token]

Preferably

If possible

If not, alternative methods

Yawn.

[bleak warren]

Shane is from new zealand and he was in supercars in australia, it's the closest thing they have to nascar but they don't do ovals very often. his first start in nascar was on a track with left and right turns and he won. in his first start.

[coral token]

To nap

[bleak warren]

since then he's won every race in nascar with right turns except like 2 or 3(1 was a wreck that wasn't his fault and the other two were 2nd places)

[hoary wren]

Ask him to grab tall things for you.

[coral token]

Or not to nap

That's the question

[indigo hull]

damn ok

[fervent maple]

Even if he's taller than me he's still short

[hoary wren]

Damn.

[lusty kraken]

guys why is the sonic ost so good?

[peak sentinel]

I’m the designated tall person in my family despite living with gnomes and being one myself

[peak sentinel]

why not

[storm whale]

the power of autism

[lusty kraken]

oh

didnt know i had it

[storm whale]

you do now

congratulations

[lusty kraken]

oh damn

[fervent maple]

Is it contagious or something

[storm whale]

nah

[lusty kraken]

idk tryna test?

[storm whale]

🧐

[fervent maple]

What could this possibly mean

[lusty kraken]

lmao i have ZERO clue bruh

[coral token]

Going on vacation in two weeks yassss

[lusty kraken]

nice

[fervent maple]

I hate traveling

[coral token]

And I bought a laptop exclusively to work there anyways 🙏🏻😭

[lusty kraken]

same actually im going to ghana

[fervent maple]

Same actually I'm going to bed

[indigo hull]

i'm the second tallest in my household

my mom is comically shorter than both my dad and I

[bleak warren]

what are you ghana do there?

[lusty kraken]

its a study abroad

[lusty kraken]

im really exited for it

[bleak warren]

study a broad? don't mind if i do

[fervent maple]

You're not old enough for dad jokes

[indigo hull]

[lusty kraken]

didnt even realize it brah

[indigo hull]

dude if you could see the amount of dad jokes i've made here

[bleak warren]

same, i make them all the time

[storm whale]

Estonia -3% -6%

[fervent maple]

Apparently I joined this server in 2021

[storm whale]

fun fact the only shiny ball i have is an Estonia

[indigo hull]

idk if i have any

[hoary wren]

Fuck it, I'm grabbing cheetos.

[coral token]

I'd say I'm in a comfortable financial stage of my life

[storm whale]

the new art for estonia is also really nice

[coral token]

And that's already a win

[bleak warren]

might i ask what variety

[storm whale]

hell yeah man

[fervent maple]

Red 40 flavor

[storm whale]

they are very rare and valuable

[coral token]

I bought myself a TV and a laptop to travel

[lusty kraken]

holy hell i have that flavor

[fervent maple]

Can you buy me a tv and a laptop pretty please with a cherry on top

[coral token]

It's a pretty nice one, wasn't too expensive

Like 400k ARS

[bleak warren]

i'm poor as dirt lol, and my "jobs" if you can call them that, are basically housewife, and what i do here

[fervent maple]

That's a lot of assault rifles

[coral token]

Or idk, 300 dollars?

[fervent maple]

I think you got scammed

[lusty kraken]

SHE USED THE J WORD

[fervent maple]

You could have just used one of them to take it

[fervent maple]

Okay what's the PayPal

[indigo hull]

play Payday 2 IRL

[ashen dagger]

Yo mama

[coral token]

Oop

[bleak warren]

for legal reasons i can't admit that i might have thought about it

[indigo hull]

lmao

[storm whale]

top ten money tricks the government doesn't want you to know about

[hoary wren]

Flamin hot lime cheetos.

[bleak warren]

ooo nice choice

[indigo hull]

IRS wanting you to pay taxes? just say no

the IRS cannot tax you if you say no

[storm whale]

you can do that btw

you have to file but you do not have to pay

[lusty kraken]

imma be real, those and the regualar flamin hot ones taste the same

i might be broken lwk

[indigo hull]

i think i know what you're talking about

[storm whale]

I'm being literal

[bleak warren]

if you switch the letters in taxes, you get texas

[storm whale]

you must file your taxes but you don't legally have to pay them

[indigo hull]

interesting

[lusty kraken]

texas taxes

[fervent maple]

Everything's bigger in Texas until you get to Alaska

[indigo hull]

FR

[lusty kraken]

why alaska?

[fervent maple]

Cause it's bigger

[indigo hull]

because Alaska is the largest state idiot

[bleak warren]

alaska is MASSIVE

[lusty kraken]

oh im a dumbass

[dusky river]

I just got a Colt Single Action with John Wayne’s signature. Life is good

[lusty kraken]

ofc i knew that too which is the worst part about that

[storm whale]

the government frowns upon not paying (in the form of various punishments adjacent to no more tax returns ever) but you can totally do it

[lusty kraken]

im bored, im gonna speedrun block tales

[indigo hull]

at least 2.5x the size of texas

[lusty kraken]

cya guys

[fervent maple]

Bye

[bleak warren]

it's like, half a caseoh

[coral token]

I get some funny dms lmao

[coral token]

I don't wanna ask

[bleak warren]

the band Sleep Token

[storm whale]

slay vessel

[storm whale]

you know ball?

[bleak warren]

i like a couple of their songs, not totally my thing

[coral token]

Havanah ooh nana

[storm whale]

no problem with me, but they're my personal favorite band

[coral token]

Mmmm fries

[bleak warren]

they're definitely talented

[fervent maple]

I like Toto

[storm whale]

different people different tastes tho, not gonna rag on anyone for not liking them

[bleak warren]

my favorite band is Nine Inch Nails

[coral token]

Oh god

[indigo hull]

sounds like a Terrible Lie

[fervent maple]

I like Pearl Jam

[storm whale]

yeah their live shows really show off just how good they really are. it's amazing

[coral token]

I read that really wrongly

[hoary wren]

They are slightly different.

[coral token]

😭😭

[bleak warren]

i'm Hurt that you would think that

[coral token]

[storm whale]

completely fair

[fervent maple]

If you don't have the same exact music taste as me you're objectively wrong

[storm whale]

banned

[bleak warren]

i was like you once

[coral token]

Oops i touched buttons

[fervent maple]

That was a joke...

[storm whale]

[fervent maple]

Fair enough

[hoary wren]

Funny story, Kendrick Lamar was part of the domino chain that made me realize I was trans.