general

[wintry leaf]

Its wednesday my dudes

[lusty gorge]

Forklift? I can lift forks myself!

[pliant flower]

Im changing a randomly selected persons legal name to joe tingles

@ashen dagger you are now called joe tingles

[dreamy knoll]

You

[ashen dagger]

Hi veemo

[dreamy knoll]

Hru stroms

[ashen dagger]

[ashen dagger]

Im alr
Should eat something

[dreamy knoll]

U should eat a taco oh wait here 🫴 🌮

[indigo hull]

I am sensing a strong presence of Saturn energy

[dreamy knoll]

Who the fuck are u /j

[dry stump]

Hello there person 👋

[dreamy knoll]

Counter arguement i break ur shins using my trusty razor scooter

[indigo hull]

Razor mini scooter to the shins never fails

[south raven]

bunny never fails

I've seen some Rivals gameplay, and i feel I'm really late into thinking it looks alright

[lusty gorge]

That's it
Everyone is getting soap put on their paper cuts

[south raven]

If I'm being completely honest idk what to play anymore

[lusty gorge]

High on life

Absolute cinema trust

[south raven]

Yea I spend a good portion of the week working

[dry stump]

How’s it going today?

[daring halo]

ble

[dry stump]

The bunny indeed never fails

[daring halo]

it ok, tired, you okay?

[lusty gorge]

Gonna use your fingernails to make a hunting knife

[dry stump]

Had a bit of a mental moment yesterday, but I’m okay

[indigo hull]

Keratin isn’t that strong you know

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[pliant flower]

I said I would choose a random person

[languid grove]

Put it away…

[gritty temple]

AAWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO AAOAUUUUUUUUU YIIIP YIP YIP

[languid grove]

[languid jackal]

So i tried to install an update on a pirated windows 10 and now my pc is on restart loop

[pliant flower]

Uhh hi

[languid jackal]

I tried to install 21H2 update

[gritty temple]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[pliant flower]

[languid jackal]

But since its a pirated windows 10 that an unprofessional installed without my consent

[ashen dagger]

Nuh uh rika rika

[pliant flower]

What you growling at

[gritty temple]

Awruff

[languid jackal]

So yea ill prob have to go to an actual professional and install an actual original copy of windows 11

[pliant flower]

I see

[ashen dagger]

Yo my breath taste weird
I need to eat like right now

[lusty gorge]

Ewieeeee stinky breath

[languid jackal]

Pretty annoying that someone this bad at fixing computers can do this to my pc

[ashen dagger]

Idk what it is, but it might just be some intense gas from my stomach

[languid jackal]

Install an pirated copy of windows 10

And fucking it up

[indigo hull]

Ok Vinesauce

Windows 11 destruction when?

[languid jackal]

Im gonna get an actual professional to get the original copy of windows 11

[languid grove]

MEOOWWWW

[languid jackal]

Idk if its gonna affect my performance on games like hogwarts legacy or RE3 remake

[daring halo]

.. ?! no

[languid jackal]

Its the safest option

[lusty gorge]

WOOOOF

[languid jackal]

Like i swear when i had an actual original copy of windows 11 i didnt have this issue

[granite jacinth]

oh dear i haven’t slept since 11 pm and it’s 7 am

[languid jackal]

Not even an issue with installing minecraft java and bedrock

[indigo hull]

We were so close to making a reference

[lusty gorge]

It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son

[ashen dagger]

MRROOOOOWW

[granite jacinth]

The gas station is the only thing i can think of

[languid jackal]

Like in that pirated and fucked up windows 10 that was making issues with installing minecraft launcher on microsoft store

And for some reason xbox and gaming services app werent working

[indigo hull]

Probably because it was, Y’know, pirated

[lusty gorge]

You ain't got windows 10
You got curtains 5

[languid jackal]

Fr

[ashen dagger]

Meoww mrow mrrp

[ashen dagger]

NOOOO

[frail notch]

How do we upload videos :c

[lusty gorge]

Image perms

[south raven]

I'm glad windows 11 is gonna stop being intrusive with updates

[frail notch]

Ok

[lusty gorge]

You need 1.5k dd to acquire them
Type /dd images to get them when you have the needed dd

[frail notch]

Thanks

[lusty gorge]

Anytime broblinskimatorinator

[frail notch]

Am I stupid I can’t find it

[lusty gorge]

You can't find the roles?

[frail notch]

I found roles

Now what

[lusty gorge]

Well first
How much DD do you have

[frail notch]

What a DD D:

[lusty gorge]

Basically this servers currency

If you wanna check type in chat
/dd balance

[frail notch]

I have 756 DD

[lusty gorge]

Ok you need 744 dd

So just keep interacting with chat to get more dd!

[frail notch]

Uh how

[lusty gorge]

Mainly just chat and vibe with the people here

[frail notch]

Ooh ok

Now how to send the videos

[open turtle]

Everett Arnoldson is the GOAT

[lusty gorge]

The image perms allow you to send both images and videos

[frail notch]

Oh ok

I just press on Image perms?

[lusty gorge]

When you have enough dd

[frail notch]

I do have enough right

[lusty gorge]

Nah you need 744 more dd

[frail notch]

D:

[lusty gorge]

It's 1.5k dd for the images

[indigo hull]

get to the factories

where you earn 1 dd per week

[dry fern]

Wazzzzuuuupppp

[lusty gorge]

Glaggle remember
Baja. Bong.

[frail notch]

Sir yes sir

[indigo hull]

ok istg I'll remember to buy a Baja Blast today

[frail notch]

Where is factories.

[lusty gorge]

I'll force you to buy a Baja Cabo citrus if u forget

[dry fern]

Why am I being bullied by twin for listening to bbno$????

😭😭😭

[lusty gorge]

He was joking there isn't any factories here

[frail notch]

Oh

[lusty gorge]

Or at least I think there isn't any

[dry fern]

He’s dming me “bibinos sucks. His music is goofy ahhh”

[frail notch]

[lusty gorge]

"bibinos" 😭

[mossy tendon]

[dry fern]

I lwk love infant no income

[lusty gorge]

Fetus negative currency

[mossy tendon]

a decent bit of his “popular” songs are just… meh. def not a bad artist, tho

[lusty gorge]

[dry fern]

I agree! Some of his less popular songs are BANGIN

I’m just shuffling rn

I like all of his songs, but I adore a select few

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm playing cards:

[dry fern]

Shut up 🤣

I adore Yung Gravy as well

[mossy tendon]

like “help herself” and “bad thoughts” are bangers, “who dat boi” was the first one that got me into his music.

[dry fern]

Omg i agree!!!!!

[mossy tendon]

most recent that i’ve heard from his was “diamonds are forever” and i’ve been loving that one

[dry fern]

My favorite is “Robert Patekson”

It’s got such a good rhythm

Me fr : 🕺🪱🪱🪱

[mossy tendon]

but the songs like gigolo or it boy and the other recents just don’t really do it for me

[dry fern]

I so agree. Overplayed and lyrics are very repetitive

[lusty gorge]

Got a song recommendation for yall

[dry fern]

Also I LOVE your pfp! The character is ADORABLE OMG

[lusty gorge]

It's called I'm your captain now

[mossy tendon]

already got it in my playlist

[shadow brook]

Hello

[lusty gorge]

"THIS IS MUTINYYYY" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dry fern]

Urgh I gotsta go. Bye all!

[mossy tendon]

i’m still so surprised that song was made for fucking BlockTales

[lusty gorge]

Buhbye bro

[dry fern]

/plat

[shadow brook]

👀

[lusty gorge]

Playing block tales and hearing that shit for the first time caught me so off guard
Peak game tho I will say
Could definitely be its own game outside of Roblox

[shadow brook]

Im bored

[lusty gorge]

🛹

[mossy tendon]

need to get my laptop fixed soon. i gotta get back on the Ultrakill grind

[ruby zealot]

I heard ULTRAKILL.

[mossy tendon]

yes

[ruby zealot]

I love that game

[lusty gorge]

I got timed out in the block tales server for quoting Rouxls kaard 💔🥀

All I said was "Chips ahoyeth, Wormse!"

[mossy tendon]

been trying to P rank the first part of it… despite having not gone through the game in full

[lusty gorge]

But the warn bot says it was for rule 6 chaining

Like
Pick one

[mossy tendon]

keep on getting S ranks instead of P ranks because of either Time or Kills

[lusty gorge]

This does not pizza the tower

[lusty gorge]

Aight gtg

Bye bye

[proper bridge]

good morning

[dense yarrow]

Chat

[ruby zealot]

John

[dense yarrow]

I'm so fucking in love with her

[dense yarrow]

Puppet

How are we

[ruby zealot]

Good wbu

[dense yarrow]

Cute sweet girl from America (whole ocean away)

[gritty temple]

Me when Chef Boyardee Mac and Cheese

[dense yarrow]

Drunk and in my yearning era but also so deeply in love

[ruby zealot]

Why did I say Americanese

[dense yarrow]

Hello arch

[gritty temple]

Halloe!

[dense yarrow]

I'm drinking Somersby apple ciders rn

Ive had 7 over the past hour and a half

[proper bridge]

i got breakfast not long ago

[dense yarrow]

Ive had such a shit day but she just swoops in and makes it all better

[gritty temple]

I cannot extend my left arm which is really cool !

[dense yarrow]

Gotta hate when that happens

[gritty temple]

I told ppl im too dumb and would mess up something as simple as using dumbbells and here I am smh

My tendons ouch

[ruby zealot]

DROP DOWN AND GIMME ONE DOGGO

[dense yarrow]

I'm being genuine, snapping the little tricep bit is the absolute worst

[gritty temple]

BARK BARK BARK

[dense yarrow]

Too much weight on the triceps can cause the lower brachiales to literally snap it's such a pain

[gritty temple]

That is bad I think

[dense yarrow]

Very

It's worse when you do skull crushers

[gritty temple]

I prolly hurt my tendons by using dumbbells too heavy for just starting out

5 lbs,,,,,

[dense yarrow]

Cause it snaps and you have an entire barbell fall on you lmao

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

GET IN THE CAR WE'RE DRIVING TO ORLANDO

[gritty temple]

WHY

[ruby zealot]

BECAUSE SEAWORLD ORLANDO

[gritty temple]

AwrruuffuuUAGGHH

[ruby zealot]

...do you have a license?

[dense yarrow]

Happens bro dw

[gritty temple]

Nawr

[dense yarrow]

Ugh man I need to get back into working out

[ruby zealot]

Wbu john

[dense yarrow]

It's been so long

[dense yarrow]

I got my learners?

Got no hours though so

[ruby zealot]

That'll work

[fervent maple]

It's okay I'll drive

[dense yarrow]

Idk how to even reverse bruh

Or drive in general

Straight up

[fervent maple]

I'm unc I'll drive

[dense yarrow]

No hours, no minutes, no seconds

[ruby zealot]

Fuck it we're gonna break the law

[dense yarrow]

I'm deadass just not gonna drive lmao

[ruby zealot]

SEAWORLD ORLANDO HERE WE COME

[dense yarrow]

Lmao

[fervent maple]

Why

[dense yarrow]

Can't be bothered

[fervent maple]

Trust me I though the same thing but it makes life so much easier and it's really easy to get a license

[dense yarrow]

I got learners simply so I could drink

No other reason

[fervent maple]

Dawg

[ruby zealot]

Based

[dense yarrow]

"an alcoholic will do anything for another drink"

• a good friend of mine lmao

[fervent maple]

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.

[dense yarrow]

Get this man his keys

[fervent maple]

Bruh I just got back home

[dense yarrow]

Lmao

[gritty temple]

Obesity doesn’t run in my family

[fervent maple]

Nah I don't drink that stuff is nasty

[dense yarrow]

I think I'll have another drink and then head home

[ruby zealot]

Smoke?
Caffeine?

[fervent maple]

Neither

I can't stand the smell of smoke it makes me wanna puke

[ruby zealot]

You never had a cig, beer or energydrink/coffee before?

[fervent maple]

And I don't wanna become reliant of caffeine

[gritty temple]

I ate a cigarette once and it was nasty

Don’t know how people like them

[ruby zealot]

WHY DID YOU EAT IT

[fervent maple]

I'll have like one drink of coffee if I got an exam early but I don't take it often at all

[gritty temple]

I was curious to taste it

[ruby zealot]

YOU DON'T EAT A CIG YOU SMOKE IT

[fervent maple]

Learned from the Orville

[ruby zealot]

500 cigarettes

[gritty temple]

[fervent maple]

Never had a cig, and I've had beer and other alcohols but they just aren't good

Like I'd rather just drink a sprite

[ruby zealot]

See? Everyone and I mean EVERYONE has done at least one of those three

[fervent maple]

Sure I've done it but I don't do it consistently and I do it hardly ever

Opposed to the other ones which are much easier to get addicted to

[dense yarrow]

LMFAOOOOOO

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[ruby zealot]

John vs a pub who wins?

[dense yarrow]

Same tbh

[dense yarrow]

I do 0 dif

Legit

[fervent maple]

Mines so bad even just thinking about the smell of smoke makes me nauseous

Idk how my dad did it bro he grew up in a household of smokers

[dense yarrow]

Ive come to learn the difference between weed and tobacco smoke

[dry fern]

Am back

[fervent maple]

All of them bother me

[dense yarrow]

Because my dad smoked a lot of weed

[fervent maple]

Burning things bothers me

[dry fern]

lol I’m currently smoking a cigarette 😭

[fervent maple]

"Rise"

[dry fern]

Muppeteer smh

[dry fern]

Grrr 😖

Ok done with my cig

Wash it down with a hit of my vape

[fervent maple]

Dawg

I'm not an expert but I don't think that's good for you

[ruby zealot]

No.

[dry fern]

Eh. I’ve done a lot worse

I’m fine guys lol

[fervent maple]

You do you I guess

[dry fern]

Muppeteer guess what

[ruby zealot]

39 buried. 0 found.

[dry fern]

I dyed my hair red again

[dry fern]

Gulp

[fervent maple]

Chicken butt

[dry fern]

Shame on you

Turkey ass

[dense yarrow]

I forgot to mention he's like a full year clean atp

[fervent maple]

No this... this can't be

[jade sail]

Kermie my beloved

[median thicket]

that's funny

[languid grove]

PUT IT AWAY

[jade sail]

Kermie's like "why am I here"

[jade sail]

Frea-ka

[prime canopy]

Microsoft and Nvidia don’t allow their workers to use their ai anymore due to the costs of using it 💀

[ashen dagger]

Bubble popping

[cunning flume]

hello

[fervent maple]

Why is it so long

[pliant flower]

Hi

[median thicket]

hi, guys

[pliant flower]

[languid jackal]

Nvm i guess my pc was too friendly for me and did an automatic disc repair after a blue screen of death after rebooting from 21H2 windows 10 installation

I rlly thought my windows was done for and i had to call another professional to install an actual original copy of windows 11

[dense yarrow]

Only 17 messages since I left the pub

Dead chat lmao

[languid jackal]

But im still gonna look for the professional to install an original copy of windows

Its having way too many issues

[ashen dagger]

Tummy hurts

[thin plover]

Hey guys I just joined as I’ve been watching jimmy recently and thought I might as well join to meet the community

[daring halo]

helo

[blissful mortar]

yo

[brisk shard]

@dreamy knoll

Hi sorry I wasnt on yesterday

[dreamy knoll]

I can tell

[brisk shard]

Busy with Germany plans

I might be on today if ur up

[dreamy knoll]

Cant need to sleep

[grizzled sundial]

Hiya Jimmy chat

[grizzled sundial]

Veemo

[hoary wren]

Morning!

It is now Wednesday :)

[indigo hull]

who taught the bread how to dance?

[brisk shard]

Going to Germany

[ruby zealot]

I did.

[brisk shard]

Onnnn Friday

[ruby zealot]

Germany you say?

[steady owl]

Dancing

[brisk shard]

Indeed

Dusseldorf

[ruby zealot]

Damn but damn near my state

[steady owl]

Blahblahblah, blahblahblah!

[sacred bobcat]

[fervent maple]

Why is life against me

I just need to talk to my academic advisor but she's leaving the school

[south raven]

Absolutely this

[fervent maple]

Making my life 80 times harder

[south raven]

Why do some people act like they're 4 years old and ping you in front of other people for something that they and they alone don't approve of

[fervent maple]

What

Wdym

[south raven]

I got called out for a sticker some dumbass didn't like, they acted like I committed a crime

[thin plover]

What was the sticker??

[indigo hull]

because they probably desparately seek attention

[fervent maple]

Something they didn't like

[south raven]

Susie's idea - Kris 3d printer version

[indigo hull]

oh i have a new hypothesis then

in their mind, hating on Deltarune = cool

[south raven]

I don't know either, I can't win against some people that are genuinely mentally unstable

[indigo hull]

i think you've already won then lmao

[thin plover]

Fair enough honestly

[south raven]

I'm 30 years old and I'm fucking tired

[fervent maple]

Me too twin

[thin plover]

Real

[south raven]

I'm fucking done acting nice to some people

[fervent maple]

(I'm tired not 30)

[brisk shard]

People hate on Deltarune like Deltarune is even that bad

I dont like Deltarune but its not a bad game at all

Deltarune is quite good

[indigo hull]

mfs hate Deltarune like it slaughtered their whole family

[brisk shard]

Undertale is... a different story... but Deltarune is a great game

[thin plover]

Yea I wouldn’t say it’s a bad game just I wouldn’t play it

[fervent maple]

I hadn't played it so I can't formulate a valid opinion

[indigo hull]

neither have I but I don't think it deserves unjust hate

[thin plover]

I’ve watched a video on it to see what it was like but never played it

[blazing trout]

Ok so hypothetically speaking, if you pissed off jesus, he could turn 70% of your body into wine

[brisk shard]

I played Deltarune

Chapter 1 and 2, decent games just not my thing

[thin plover]

Yo bro is beyond smart

[south raven]

Still I'm curious to know

[fervent maple]

A person who thinks all the time

[brisk shard]

I tried Undertale though and really didnt like it

[thin plover]

Real

[south raven]

Why do people spotlight and ping other people to call them out

[brisk shard]

Hell fucking yeah dont scare me with a good time

[thin plover]

Fair enough you gotta have the time and patiently

[indigo hull]

validation or something idk

[thin plover]

True

[fervent maple]

@south raven hey stop harassing people who call people out I don't like it.

(This is a joke if you couldn't tell)

[south raven]

"Hey, (usernsme) killed my family"

[(Username) did not do that]

[brisk shard]

I just think the gameplay is really really lackluster

Thats what Deltarune does good though, gameplay

[fervent maple]

You killed my family! What do I do!

pikmin sfx

[thin plover]

Fair honestly

[brisk shard]

Undertale gameplay just gets REALLY dull after the 58th time

[languid grove]

@south raven stole all my lettuce and then shaked his butt in my face.

[thin plover]

Fair enough

[lusty kraken]

im gonna find you mf IM GONNA FI-

[languid grove]

This kind of mean behaviour really needs to be called out.

[fervent maple]

It should have been me!

[indigo hull]

I can't get passed the Undyne part early on in game

[south raven]

[languid grove]

WHAT

[indigo hull]

quit playing after that

[languid grove]

@fervent maple is being a weirdo

[thin plover]

Honest reaction

[fervent maple]

Yeah what else is new

[brisk shard]

@fervent maple hates lettuce

[south raven]

Real

[thin plover]

Real bro

[brisk shard]

@south raven loves lettuce and I MUST call them out for it!

[fervent maple]

@fervent maple is a sad excuse for a man

[brisk shard]

[languid grove]

Btw y’all it’s so hot in London that the rails on the trains have bent

[unreal kiln]

@fervent maple loves cabbage

[lusty kraken]

is that the new thing just @ing someone and saying smth so outrageous with confidence it makes it true

[languid grove]

England isn’t hot my ass

TELL THAT TO OUR TRAINS

[fervent maple]

Okay I could tolerate the other slander but this is TOO FAR

[south raven]

I like spinach more than lettuce actually but it's aight

[lusty kraken]

arugula is where its at

[indigo hull]

couldn't imagine

[fervent maple]

Kale

[thin plover]

Yo real

[brisk shard]

Too hot today going to die

[languid grove]

Yesterday a dead fly fell out of my lettuce and rolled across my counter while I was in vc making food

[brisk shard]

Its getting hotter in the afternoon

[thin plover]

It’s raining in Australia rn

[languid grove]

I have never been more disgusted

[unreal kiln]

Three tickets to Liverpool who coming

[fervent maple]

Dude it's been so hot in my house I been sleeping outside

[brisk shard]

Ill drive

[lusty kraken]

cricket sfx

[brisk shard]

[thin plover]

Yo bro got the tactic

[fervent maple]

Honestly it's peak I love the sounds of the animals

And it's nice a chilly but not too cold

[unreal kiln]

Just sell the house atp

[thin plover]

Real bro

[unreal kiln]

Sleep on a davenport

[lusty kraken]

fuh is that

[fervent maple]

But then how can I host parties

[thin plover]

Bro is smart as hell

[indigo hull]

they have a pool of livers in England?

[thin plover]

Yo real

[indigo hull]

wtf is wrong with you guys!?

[unreal kiln]

It's where they live

[thin plover]

Yoooo wtf

[unreal kiln]

They = ppl with livers

Everyone on Liverpool has a liver

[thin plover]

Damn

[languid grove]

I just sleep with my windows open, if someone comes into my room and kills me then they’re just doing what the British heat is trying to do to me

[lusty kraken]

so anyone outside of liverpool doesnt have one?

[thin plover]

Yo so true

[indigo hull]

keep a picture of Ringo Starr in your window

[unreal kiln]

50/50

[indigo hull]

it helps deter potential threats

[thin plover]

Yes

[lusty kraken]

ah gotcha

[unreal kiln]

He can probably emerge and destroy all invaders

[fervent maple]

I'd do this but my animals would escape

[unreal kiln]

From just a photograph

[indigo hull]

or one of his paintings

[thin plover]

Yo true

[unreal kiln]

He was weird enough to have some sort of vow by death like that

[indigo hull]

im gonna go ahead and make a prediction he will be the last surviving Beatle

[languid grove]

If your house is too hot then why are you sleeping outside while your animals are stuck inside

[thin plover]

Bro I’m currently watching jimmy on yt I can’t stop laughing

[unreal kiln]

He discovered lsd is the key to everlasting life

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

LMAO

true

[thin plover]

Yooo my turn

[lusty kraken]

speaking of jimmy, i only recently learned his name is not jimmy

[languid grove]

His name is Timmy

[thin plover]

Yea it’s Tyler

[languid grove]

Sorry to break it to you like this

[lusty kraken]

im actually the slowest mf on earth

[indigo hull]

its Bimmy smh

[fervent maple]

Cause I sweat a lot and they don't idk

[indigo hull]

from the dynamic duo Jimmy and Bimmy

[south raven]

Oy did you see the thing yet

[thin plover]

Yooooo

[languid grove]

Oh I did
I dunno why I didn’t reply

[fervent maple]

And god knows I'm not sleeping without a blanket that's just cruel

[thin plover]

Real

[south raven]

Ah that's reasonable

[lusty kraken]

temps change like crazy when sleeping

[thin plover]

Real

[lusty kraken]

one moment ur hot asf and the next thing u know ur freezing

[thin plover]

Bro I’m Australian and it’s raining currently

[fervent maple]

Yeah it's too fickle

[languid grove]

My feet have to be covered while I’m sleeping

[fervent maple]

Why

[languid grove]

Tis an autism thing

[thin plover]

Like Australian weather be crazy

[lusty kraken]

its been raining for about a week here

[indigo hull]

or else the demons will get you

[thin plover]

Its Australia

[languid grove]

The sensory demons yes

[fervent maple]

No I mean why are you Australian

[thin plover]

Yea here too

[unreal kiln]

Literal demons too

[fervent maple]

Here too

[thin plover]

bro the hell you got on Australia?

[languid grove]

Should I go out in 29 degree weather for a humble monster

[thin plover]

Jk

[fervent maple]

Didn't yall lose a war to emus

[thin plover]

…

[languid grove]

[lusty kraken]

“why are u an aussie” got me crine 😭✌️

[unreal kiln]

No the monster is gonna eat you even if it's humble

[languid grove]

No I’m going to drink the monster

[thin plover]

True I can’t come back from that

[fervent maple]

Didn't yall have to build like the biggest fence in the world to keep invasive rabbits out or something

[unreal kiln]

What flavour

[fervent maple]

Or am I misremembering something

[thin plover]

Yo bro calm down!

Yea it’s true but damn

[fervent maple]

I feel like I remember them building some massive fence that spanned like the entire country to keep rabbits out lmao

[languid grove]

[fervent maple]

Elite ball knowledge required

[lusty kraken]

emus are insane bruh

[thin plover]

We did

[unreal kiln]

And the rabbits only came cuz they brought them

To eat the plants they also brought

[languid grove]

Depends what they have in stock

[lusty kraken]

theyre kinda like kangaroos but worse

[thin plover]

Bro I’ve been chased by one

[languid grove]

Actually nvm I have a headache

[lusty kraken]

oh god thats a nighmare and a half

[languid grove]

[unreal kiln]

How much of you is left

[thin plover]

Yea bro I thought I was dead

[lusty kraken]

[fervent maple]

I'd be more scared of the snakes and spiders

[thin plover]

All that matters

Nah they fine

[indigo hull]

every time i see this I imagine their brain being smacked around like a ping pong ball

complete with the sound

[fervent maple]

I'm hungry

How hungry...

[thin plover]

Yo same it’s 1 am here

[languid grove]

That’s so real

[unreal kiln]

Guys I'm cutting about a year of hair today😰

[lusty kraken]

actually

[unreal kiln]

I'm so scared

[thin plover]

Whyyyyy

[lusty kraken]

im listening to my playlist and it made me wanna ask

anyone play block tales?

[languid grove]

YOU’RE GOING BALD??

[unreal kiln]

I lost the year challenge last year

[unreal kiln]

Yeah or close to it

[languid grove]

You’re only 1 year old…

[thin plover]

No way bruh really?!

(Jk)

[unreal kiln]

Me and my friends said whoever gets a girl last wins and whoever does it first loses

[fervent maple]

Time to listen to philosophy cause I'm bored

[thin plover]

Damn lucky

[unreal kiln]

And then I accidentally got a boyfriend

And they said it counted

[thin plover]

Fr

[lusty kraken]

heh hes losing for sure if he was against me

[unreal kiln]

So now I have to buzz

[languid grove]

Pulled the unexpected move

[thin plover]

Real reaction be like

[lusty kraken]

[thin plover]

Bro real

[languid grove]

AUGHHH I’M SO BORED

[unreal kiln]

Most ppl in my friend group had girlfriends during 2025 even if it was brief so a lot of us did lose

[thin plover]

Same!!!!

[unreal kiln]

It is apparently not all that hard

[thin plover]

Damn imagine

[lusty kraken]

huh

[unreal kiln]

Imagine dragons

[lusty kraken]

i guess im jus not pushing it then

[thin plover]

YEA

Favourite imagine dragons song?

[lusty kraken]

Metallic Madness from Sonic CD

[thin plover]

Real

[lusty kraken]

remember when they did that collab?

[thin plover]

I think so

[unreal kiln]

Cutthroat

[thin plover]

Bro real good song

[fervent maple]

Aren't we all

I'm gonna go to chores to give me something to do

[thin plover]

Real bro

[fervent maple]

Gotta take out the trash anyways

[thin plover]

Fair enough

[languid grove]

True I do have some chores to do

[unreal kiln]

I don't I'm hiking rn

[thin plover]

Damn bro

[fervent maple]

I should mow the lawn

It's getting bad

[thin plover]

Same but it’s 1am

[fervent maple]

Excuses

Grab a headlamp and get out there

[thin plover]

Should I do it?

No light?

[lusty gorge]

Im mowing the lawn
At night

[daring halo]

hm

[thin plover]

Real

[thin plover]

Yooooo

[unreal kiln]

I hate when I'm drinking something and then the sunscreen gets in my mouth

[daring halo]

the forbidden extra flavour

[thin plover]

Real

[daring halo]

wut

[thin plover]

Huh?

[languid grove]

Okay chores are already done those took like no time at all

[thin plover]

Real

Just go watch jimmy on yt

[languid grove]

Guess I’ll take my chud ass on a walk like a dog

[thin plover]

That’s what I’m doin

[fervent maple]

Do you wanna mow my lawn

[vale latch]

estawp

[finite cedar]

[languid grove]

I know a goat who would

[thin plover]

Real

[vale latch]

IFSYD

[languid grove]

I lowkey wanna ask my aunt for my dogsitting money but it makes me feel like a chud

[vale latch]

you are a chud

[thin plover]

Fr bro

[languid grove]

AUGHHHH I’M NOT A CHUD

[thin plover]

My honest reaction

[vale latch]

you little piss boy

[thin plover]

Hey bro calm down

[indigo hull]

bro had to make it weird

[languid grove]

I’M NOT A BOY OR A PISS BOY??

[vale latch]

IM REFERENCING SOMETHING

[thin plover]

Ik

[vale latch]

ITS A REFERENCE

[indigo hull]

never reference again

[thin plover]

Real

[thorn locust]

she has her pronouns in her fucking name lmaoooooooo

[vale latch]

IFSYD

[thin plover]

Fr

[fervent maple]

R/vexilology

[vale latch]

ITS
A
REFERENCE

[indigo hull]

English, please

[languid grove]

What does this mean

[vale latch]

ITS ANOTHER REFERENCE

[finite cedar]

You i have something for you again

[thin plover]

Idfk

[daring halo]

huh

[languid grove]

EXPLAIN IT BITCH

[vale latch]

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE A CHUD

[fervent maple]

The flag of Japan but it's a perfectly placed water stain

[indigo hull]

*yro'ue

[fervent maple]

"You pissed on it didn't you"

[languid grove]

WELL YOU’RE A CHUD WHO MAKES BAD REFERENCES

[vale latch]

THIS IS THE REFERENCE

[daring halo]

hhuh

[fervent maple]

I know ball 🤝

[thin plover]

AWWWWW

[daring halo]

such happenings

[languid grove]

[thin plover]

Hell yea bro

[fervent maple]

Okay time to conquer the lawn devils

[thin plover]

Should I mow the lawn at 1 am?

[coral tulip]

Me and pookie are gonna play god of war 3 later

[keen isle]

Yes

[languid grove]

Make sure to check your lawn for animals first

[thin plover]

Bet

[vale latch]

Neighbor is gonna shit his pants when he awakens

[fervent maple]

Not animals I'm worried about it's the dog poop

[indigo hull]

make sure you check your lawn for grass

[thin plover]

How do you know it’s a dude?!

[languid grove]

You’re supposed to pick that up before you mow…

[thin plover]

Wtf

[languid grove]

[thin plover]

REALLY?!

[fervent maple]

I pink mine up but neighbors don't

[languid grove]

YEAH??

[thin plover]

Damn

[languid grove]

Why are your neighbours pooping on your lawn

[thin plover]

Yea what?

[fervent maple]

They're weird

[indigo hull]

its an act of war

[thin plover]

Real

[fervent maple]

Claiming their territory

[thin plover]

True!

[keen isle]

Yes its to see who will now earlier then the other

Mow

[thin plover]

True

[fervent maple]

What music do I listen to when I mow

I'm thinking Bon Jovi

[thin plover]

Fr bro

Yo who wanna see my dog????

[languid grove]

Bro isn’t going to pick up the neighbour poop 💔

[coral token]

Good morning

Good evening

[languid grove]

You don’t have image perms

[thin plover]

It’s 1 am for me

[coral token]

And good afternoon

[fervent maple]

Mama didn't raise no scaredy cat

I take it like a man

[coral token]

Folks, pals, and gals

[languid grove]

I hope it gets flinged at you

[thin plover]

Sad

[indigo hull]

particles

[languid grove]

[fervent maple]

That's not kind

[coral token]

What's up what's up

[keen isle]

And molecules

[thin plover]

Yes it is

[fervent maple]

Oh

Okay I'm gonna go mow now

[coral token]

Cold morning

[thin plover]

Ok

[coral token]

Might need a coffee

[fervent maple]

Basically no way I'm scouring my massive lawn for poop I don't care enough o

[coral token]

That's

[thin plover]

Fr

[coral token]

A message

[indigo hull]

this is also a message

[thin plover]

Same here

[keen isle]

This is a 4th message

[thin plover]

This is the 5th

[languid grove]

This is a

[ashen dagger]

YOU

[thin plover]

This is b

[ashen dagger]

[languid grove]

AAAAAAA

[thin plover]

AAAAAA

[keen isle]

This is c

[coral token]

:p

[ashen dagger]

YOU BETTER BE HAVING A GOOD DAY BESTIE

[coral token]

NO SCREAMING IN MY LIBRARY

Smh

[ashen dagger]

Oh ok sorry thales bales

[thin plover]

Sorry

[coral token]

These youngsters

[languid grove]

I’m very bored and I have a headache

How is your day

[ashen dagger]

Hope it gets better

My days kinda been going
Got an opportunity at a convienence store nearby

So thatll be nice

[thin plover]

Yo congrats

[ashen dagger]

It should just be simple stocking, so yeah

[elfin wing]

super evil lesbian music

[thin plover]

Still a job

[thin plover]

Huh

[languid grove]

YAYYY

[ashen dagger]

And by like nearby, its deadass 15 minutes away at best

[coral token]

Yawn

Coffee or tea

[languid grove]

You never have an excuse to be late

[coral token]

Or tatte

[ashen dagger]

Yeah

[solid oyster]

neither. energy drinks lol

[thin plover]

Mixed

[languid grove]

‘Boss my dog ate my car’

[coral token]

Tatte is what I called my tea latte

[ashen dagger]

I can just walk there, quite literally

[fervent maple]

What does this even mean

Like lizards and stuff?

[languid grove]

Animals

[ashen dagger]

A car is useless for me there, its walkable! Ill just be eating a parking slot

[thin plover]

Real

[coral token]

Aminals

[fervent maple]

What kind of animal would get caught in a lawnmower is what I'm asking

[coral token]

Anime

[fervent maple]

Anime

[thin plover]

Yes

[keen isle]

Anime

[languid grove]

You can’t do anything about bugs but literally any animal

[thin plover]

Anime

[fervent maple]

Instructions unclear I have now removed myself from the yard

[coral token]

Lmao

[thin plover]

Fr

[languid grove]

You could get stuck under a lawn mower, this is a wise choice

Have you seen the new final destination movie?

[fervent maple]

I might be short but I'm not THAT short

[keen isle]

Nah

[thin plover]

Sure buddy

[fervent maple]

Finna be like the scene from turbo 💔

[keen isle]

No ones like 1.5 ft

[ashen dagger]

Lowkey need me a walkable city

[indigo hull]

good luck finding that in America lmao

[thin plover]

Anything is possible if you try

[languid grove]

Luckily I live in a walkable town

[keen isle]

Yea

[solid oyster]

nah brother addams mass

[indigo hull]

isn't the UK more centered on rail transport than by road or am I wrong?

[ashen dagger]

Im beaming me and my stuff to your town and you cant do ANYTHING about it

[languid grove]

You’re not wrong or right I guess

[indigo hull]

in the US we practically killed the railroads with the interstate system

[languid grove]

We have a good railroad system but we still have a lot of roads, traffic laws and car users

I dunno which one is more popular

[coral token]

Blegh

:p

Coffee it is

Buuuurp

[thin plover]

Real

[coral token]

My bad

[indigo hull]

at least you have the option for both

[coral token]

Scuse meeee

[elfin wing]

ok time to get back to losing my mind with elden ring CSV and bin files

[fervent maple]

Anywhere is walkable if you have enough time

[indigo hull]

in the US you are extremely limited on passenger trains

[thin plover]

Nah bro that was good

[languid grove]

That’s true
Buses are also very popular

[languid grove]

But I only like sitting on one specific seat on the bus and it always ruins my day when I don’t get it

[thin plover]

Which seat

[fervent maple]

I think I want to buy a motorcycle

[thin plover]

YES SAME

[coral token]

I want uuuh

A cheeseburger

[fervent maple]

Your greed sickens me

[languid grove]

I’m too lazy to describe it

[coral token]

, actually

[thin plover]

Hamburbur

[coral token]

Two cheeseburgers

Make them double

[languid grove]

Mmm cheeseburger

[fervent maple]

This is the type of greed they talk about in the Bible

[languid grove]

I would kill for a burger today

[thin plover]

Cheeseburber

[coral token]

Ugh me too

[ashen dagger]

3 sunflower columns

[thin plover]

Real

[languid grove]

If me and my aunt order food then maybe I will ask for one

I haven’t had fast food in so long

[thin plover]

Should I order maccas at 1.30 in the morning

[coral token]

Treat urself girl!

[indigo hull]

no, 3 in the morning

[languid grove]

I’m BROKE

[thin plover]

Real

[thin plover]

Maybe

[fervent maple]

I'm not even halfway done bro

[languid grove]

[thin plover]

Real

[coral token]

LMAO

[languid grove]

My grandma got pissed at me for spending £4 on breakfast the other day

[thin plover]

Bruh ain’t no way

[languid grove]

[coral token]

Sonion ring

[thin plover]

What ya get?

[languid grove]

Greggs

[fervent maple]

I was about to go buy a pizza all for myself and now you're making me feel bad

[coral token]

No wonder she got mad

[languid grove]

A sandwich and a donut

[coral token]

You got a whole man

[thin plover]

B’eggs

[languid grove]

NAUR

[fervent maple]

For 4 dollars??? That's a steal!!

[coral token]

Men are cheap

Sometimes

[thin plover]

YO SIGN ME UP

[coral token]

😍

[languid grove]

I could probably get a man with £4

[thin plover]

How much is that in Australian

[ashen dagger]

I feel like most guys are just low maintenance

[fervent maple]

Yeah I mean idk how expensive beer is but I bet you can get one for 4

[indigo hull]

as a guy I can confirm

[thin plover]

We are

[ashen dagger]

As an ex guy Im more than low maintenance

[languid grove]

Then sometimes they’re too low maintenance

[thin plover]

Hey we can be

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

[ashen dagger]

[coral token]

Nekxiendnd

Now I'm cookin for the mama

Mama , may I have cookie

[languid grove]

My dog is throwing paws in his sleep

[thin plover]

Should I cook something

[languid grove]

No diabeto roll back to the kitchen

[fervent maple]

No diabeto roll back to kitchen

[thin plover]

Get him in the ring!

[worthy viper]

Nono diabeto roll back to kitchen

[fervent maple]

Dang you got it first

[languid grove]

GRRRR

AWOOO BARKBARKBATKVARK

[coral token]

LMAO dkdksk

[languid grove]

[thin plover]

Real

[ashen dagger]

Why is this cat barking

[thin plover]

It’s name is dog

[worthy viper]

He’s acoustic

[fervent maple]

A bit special

[coral token]

Why is my dog meowing

[thin plover]

Name is cat

[fervent maple]

Why is my fish drowning

[thin plover]

He’s gay

[pliant flower]

Hello 👋

[thin plover]

Hey

[worthy viper]

Why is my spider swimming? (Yes spiders can swim)

[languid grove]

Why do directors hire very attractive and well maintained looking actors to play poor roles

[ashen dagger]

Did you know fish can actually drown

[thin plover]

It’s a worm

[fervent maple]

Yes

[thin plover]

Yes

[languid grove]

Like yeah I totally believe this guy and girl with flawless clean skin are poor

[coral token]

Mother is back from therapy

Now we shall feast

[brisk shard]

theres a mean truthful answer to this but theres also a funny not true answer

which do you want

[ashen dagger]

Is both possible

[thin plover]

Real

[languid grove]

Uhh both?

[brisk shard]

okay

[languid grove]

Yeah why do I have to pick

[fervent maple]

No it's one or the other stop being greedy

[languid grove]

[ashen dagger]

Tummy too big sorry

[languid grove]

I’M GREEDY

[worthy viper]

Dayum he lookin clean

[fervent maple]

Oh okay

[fervent maple]

Yeah you bought breakfast how much more greedy can it get

[thin plover]

Damn bro

[languid grove]

How dare I

[brisk shard]

truthfully, directors only hire "attractive" people because it brings in a huge amount of audience, people dont wanna watch ugly people for some... reason... even if theyre supposed to be

[coral token]

Woah

[languid grove]

4 whole pounds on a breakfast?

[fervent maple]

That's pretty heavy

[thin plover]

Bro how much is 4 pounds in Australian dollars

[languid grove]

Yikes

[thin plover]

Gimme a sec

[ashen dagger]

Look it up

[brisk shard]

untruthfully, the directors are too hollywood coded to know what a real person looks like

[bleak warren]

someone just tried to send 21 ylyl entries at once 💀

[languid grove]

HELP

[thin plover]

Only 7.50 damn

[brisk shard]

although this is still kinda true but not too true

[brisk shard]

jimmy gonna laugh 21 times !!!!

[pliant flower]

Guys dont you just want to like , ZorvathkaMEKlorinAsh'tavos

[coral token]

Lmaooo

[fervent maple]

What

[thin plover]

Yes

[coral token]

Hilarious

[fervent maple]

Quite entertaining my good fellow!

[brisk shard]

"dont worry... if jimmy doesnt laugh at this one... the other 20 will get him!"

[coral token]

Humorous

It made me chuckle even

[fervent maple]

I should eat tuna and corn

Living like a king

[ashen dagger]

If the first clown didnt work well, bring out the clown car

[thin plover]

Real

[brisk shard]

bring out the whole ocean

[coral token]

Chuna innit

[ashen dagger]

did i just get an ai temu ad

[coral token]

Lmao

Ofc

[fervent maple]

Life... Is Roblox

[ashen dagger]

this image doesnt look real

[thin plover]

Ain’t no way

[brisk shard]

i just ate some tuna pasta

[coral token]

Yasssssss

Skinny diva!

[fervent maple]

I'm eating canned tuna that I added some corn and olive oil too

[ashen dagger]

IT IS

[brisk shard]

yaaaas gurl ima eat that tunaaaaah

[ashen dagger]

IT IS AI

[thin plover]

NO WAY

[coral token]

Ofc it is

[brisk shard]

everything is AI

[coral token]

It's temu

What did you expect

[indigo hull]

at least with Wish.com you didn't get AI slop

[brisk shard]

im AI

[fervent maple]

I didn't know weird Al would do ads for Temu

Weird

[brisk shard]

bzzt bzzt hi i am AI hi