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Greek geek
it reminds me of things i miss but also things i hated
Understandable
I really couldn’t tell you tbh
I like mass effect.
if i don't sleep i get a seizure :(
Sweet, sweet is the niighhtt.
I came at the wrong time
u a u u ua
I love Electric Light Orchestra.
sigh
Ah that sucks :<
o ii a e a u iu i ia e
bro thought he could bypass
Sing your song twin
epilepsy sucks
Pet pat
With two mods
california gulrs
actually, maybe bro didn't think
8000 iq
Beautiful
we're undeniable
People do think, yeah.
Thinking is hard
I’m not a person and I don’t think
I do not think therefore I do not am
RENE DESCARTES?!
rene the frog ????
I hate how you aren’t even wrong
he was French
Well it was also during France’s golden age so
he was french anyways
This is true
Guys pls censor fr*nch you're scaring me
Yeah
oui oui hon hon
French Republic
Thanks for asking
No this... this can't be
there have been five of them
Very thin pancake
visit gay paris eat baguette see eiffel tower
holy crepe
massive paris breast
massive HUH 👀
I had crepes the other day
See I can’t think of France like this
Massive low taper fade.
When I think of France I think of a country that’s always trying to figure out how to run its government
it's a dessert
When not expanding its colonial empire
a very good one at that
sacre blue smoke cigarette what is deodorant
sadly it does not involve breasts
or men
but it tastes good
it's like profiterols filled with a cream
and drowning in caramel
When I think of France I think of a country filled with Sacha baron cohen
SACRE BLEU!!!
YIPPEE
What is this?? How on earth could I miss
and it's called saint honore
i hope this is a ricky bobby reference
It is lmao so was the thing I said earlier
"Just say you like very thin pacakes that is fair no?"
hey, pepe le bitch
shake ur booooty
i'm a Cal irl
you're a california?
Clip that out of context

Thales is an out of context quote farm
what the fuck IS a california.
Cal Naughton Jr, the best wingman a guy could ever ask for
wingman?
Until he steals your girl
The place where the Donner Party got trapped
ok but that was entirely her
what is it named after tho
Holy shart!
It's OneShit!
john california?
Yeah she was jus a bad person
No clue
twoshots
viva moldova aloha
biko
It was founded by the Spanish so more like Juan California
Me when I'm at a bar:
the assistant girl is cuter anyway
lmao
Ricky booby
i should look this up im just now realizing i have no idea how we name states
The greatest thing about Arkansas is at one point in history it was spelled as Arkansa or Arkansaw
oh we actually have no idea why its called arkansas
well we have an idea but not a solid one
The greatest thing about Arkansas is that it used to not exist
arkansas
thats really funny actually
wdym arkansaw!
I figured it was some Native American term
american explain!
Or derived from one
florida is feast of flowers
are what!
Our arkan has a saw
biblical Noah be like
miss, i sippi 
We're missing a sip of LEAN
Lean is too expensive these day smh
Virginia is literally just land of virgins
You see back in my day
marry land 👰♀️
what
Hey that's where I am
nya, arigatoo

Oh Klahoma
Sounds like me frfr
i'm in ✏️ vania
nya ichi ni san
i have now arrived lmao
It's Peter Griffin's wife!
I go to school in the big 🍎
i haven't had school for a minute now
How many days are in a summer vacation?
you don't say
you're closer to retirement than to school
/j ily
daily reminding chat that i am old
There's 104 days of summer vacation
old but never uncool
😊 you think i'm cool
i mean, i'll take that
We all think you're cool
Rad Grama
🐉
🛹
Do yall fw ZZ Top
I fw ZZZ (sleeping)
insert Even Flow
kf,yuky
Pearl Jam is peak
fr bro
did u see a men and ur brain splody
You see back in my day
When school ended everyone would walk over to the record store to grab the new pearl jam album
Kabonk
Unc
i see men every time i wake up, gurl
👴
(This did not happen to me it was my dad)
i literally have big poster in my room of my fav f1 drivers
so i wake up and i see men
great way to start the day
men
men everywhere!
i need more posters
and F1 Merch
No need for coffee
This probably gives you the adrenaline you need to start the day
my hat is already a little used : (
my birthday is soon so hopefully my dad is gonna get me more merch
Jean Girard is my fav right @bleak warren
Frenchy can drive
anyways it's morning repo time
"WOW THAT SNAIL IS FAST!"
you think Turbo is just a bad memory that Dreamworks (or whoever made it I forgot) wants to forget?
Nah
Yes
Top tier movie
dreamworks only ever makes bangers or slop
Got some varying answers there
there is no dreamworks movie that is just "ok"
Horrible movie
Madagascar
banger
Fair enough
The one thing I didn’t like about Madagascar was it never touched on the harsh French colonial rule
Words I never thought I would hear
snails are cool
I'm not sure I agree with this
ok so the general consensus is that Turbo was a not a good movie
I will be honest tho
Shrek 4 was good
But Shrek 3 was so fucking ass
I liked the transformers movies but I mostly liked the original 1984 transformers show
they should have pulled a Gabe Newell and not counted to 3
Is flushed away peak or slop
peak
they're like vanilla wafers but thick with lemon curd inside
Homeboy in sunshine and rainbows land
that sticker of the rat happy with one tooth and a lollipop
Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs?
Also peak
Fr
Can't believe they predicted caseoh tho
HELP?
What do you all think of the original transformers show from 1984
I know exactly what you’re referring to as well
Fr tho the mayor should be dead
The fuck ass mayor
Not cuz I hate the mayor but like
He definitely has some kind of heart disease
if caseoh was in Cloudy they'd still have a drought
he probably had several heart attacks off screen
i am having a whimsical morning
ik it's a good day when i get my favorite repo map first try
Lunch Break!!!
watching memes while i eat left over spaghetti

uhmm, hey chat, im really sorry about that
Il make sure to never say embarassing stuff like that ever again 
Goober
Against my better judgment I’m trying the buldak x Panda Express collab
When it arrives we’ll see if I instantly pass away or if it’s just fine
Cacabara
baracapi

I love Panda Express
Hi

We all do
What the
Hi Omar lol

few weeks ago the weather was cold but now the weather is hot
I just get their fortune cookies, I don’t eat their food
Yummy fortune cookies
I dont order from panda express
To each their own
I never had it
I hear alpt of good things about panda express
WHA
Hi Cas 😭
Why the crying emoji-
Cause you scared me
BOO
AAAA
oh hey omar whats up
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Me in the air before I tackle you
MWAHAHAHA
ÆÆÆ
I CAST BURGER KING!
King O' the Burgs
Mwahaha
glaggle do you know horrible histories?
"is grass green"
I walked to burger King, then I walked back home from burger king
i wanna say....yes
Was it yummy?
Blegh
Fight me
No I agree
Cleaning with this dog is impossible
You swipe and broom and 3 seconds later, hair
Dust
Shredder? Call up the Turtles
What is like your absolute favorite burger establishment?
Culver’s
Nice I like Culver's
And in and out
Never been there
Now I'm hungry
But Culver’s since I don’t live in cali
Amazing
i haven't had it in forever
That is if it’s cold
I feel like I should specify
Ugh tornado movies are so stupid and unrealistic
I like Domino's the best idk, their bbq chicken pizza is amazing
Sharknado…
I don't need an EF7 9 miles wide
Just give me a realistic scenario
With not poor cgi
That looks like a fart
My absolute favorite type is bbq chicken but I go for a pizza with pepper and onion usually
I should eat some sardines rn
Disaster movies in general are typically unrealistic
May God strike me down but goat cheese on a pepperoni pizza is the BOMB
I understand movies like 2012, they need to be unrealistic
But a tornado movie doesn't
I usually dont mess with disaster movies/tornado films
It can be amazing and realistic at the same time
Except for sharknado because it's funny
5th movie is an absolute adventure to sit through, and not in the good way
There's 6 movies in total
The last movie they travel through time
Ok I have no words
Nothing to add
They done pulled a “We need MONEY”
they did a NASCAR crossover in the second one iirc
It's absolute bullshit that the 4th kne is called "the 4th awakens" but none of the movie takes place in space, just a in universe space x
Brad Keselowski gets eaten
That's fucked
I remember Abby lee miller was in one of those Sharknado movies
Right?
insists
And she gets eaten

there were a lot of those movies
isn't there like 7 or 8 of them
Xav said 6
No as I know of there's just 6
Which is already 6 too many
still too many
Apparently they greenlit another movie recently
bruh
Jesus.
So we may get to see a 7th movie soon
Toy Story 5
TRUE
We're funding Sharknado 7
I'm not even mad politicians steal our money atp
I just don't wanna fund Sharknado 7
Ivory Coast with +20%/-20%
That sentence would kill a victorian child
Sharknado is peak and slander for it will not be tolerated
Speak
Minor spelling mistake
You're right I should just die
funny coast
And void of any significance
What yall know about lavalachula
Who
I've watched that movie
The movie
Clavicular?
My man
Thank you clavicular thank you thank you
El Salvador +10% -20%
How about sharktapus
Nope.
And even more niche than that whale wolf
Worried for you.
yall help i can't remember the username of the dude who keeps sending the trainrot
Pirahnaconda
What was that one movie about a pandemic and birds
Yes this guy knows ball
Runwayrailfan
Cujo is a bit of a dumb movie
THANK YOU
You're a real one
The kid of the boring ass train content
Yeah birdemic, half the movie doesn't even have birds, just lame romance, we only get to the iconic bad cgi way late into the movie
But money is money
Amazing
Is there more than one lmao
What yall know about velicipastor
There is actually
Now that is peak cinema
Oof.
3 movies
That one I heard
Watched that as well
I think I saw someone review it on YouTube
Hilarious movie
Velocipastor is funny asf
Are you my long lost twin or something
Airplane with Leslie Nelson will forever be peak cinema

We can't talk about cinema without talking about the peak that is the evil bong franchise
Yeah they made like 5 movies about it
If you haven't watched attack of the killer tomatoes we can't be friends
Who funds these things?
Are billionaires that bored?
Idk how they kept getting approved honestly
Gingerdead man va Evil Bong
!!!! Wake up librols!!!!
Attack of the killer tomatoes was so good it got a sequel
Thats a real movie title
Lmao
Evil Bong mention
fill up your car tires to 100 psi for a fun surprise the next time you take a drive 
“I’m not scared of the tomato’s Coral”
What about llamageddon
what
I'm not gonna ask
Yall don't know peak

Llamas with hats
So peru?
Llamas like from Fortnite?

Got my sardines
No
You're the dad from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

the sardinians
Hey guys I'm not dead
Hello syno glad to hear that
cool
welcome back from being dead
Thanks ig
Congratulations
(It was pretty hot down there tho)
Congregation
being not dead is preferable
Congress
Consummation
i did some yard work and took a shower btw

9 out of 10 scientists recommend not being dead

discord mod touches grass more at 11
I mean aren’t I old?
Can't check at 11 I'm busy can we reschedule
10?
i will try my best to make it but we might be playing mario party tonight

i used to
I hate luck based games
it's still rough because in my group, i'm the one who gets last the most
but now i get sad instead of angry 
..I'm literally about to play mario party right now lol
have fun
Wow twins
How coincidental
I feel whimsical today
I also get last in games a lot but I just accept that I’m bad
i am also bad, and that's ok
I love rolling my windows down and blasting music

Roar
Rika pika
Hello
Good afternoon
I got good news.
Well?
While I still have to work on it, I mostly now have control over my anxiety.
W
So now I can handle it until I get checked out to see what can be done by what is persisting.
hi back
no Leafy for a while now
Who are you

Leafy's been gone a few months I think
Nevermind
I was in this server for a bit, a wile ago
yesh

it
You seem familiar
that’s a pretty cat-like bird….
I think I remember you
Well, Is it a plane
no, it’s a cat
Mhhhhhh, kit kat 🤤
it's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a pillow pet
I had one
omg clover used to have one of those it was the best
granny brought y'all the nostalgia
Havent seen one of those in a long time
Ty granny smudge
i still talk to her, she's doing ok
Thinking about which cool creature to send fun facts about
i can't play that, for me it's more like binding of i suck
Then you do not wanna play dead cells
She's Arins scrapped video game character from puzzmosis. She's kinda like Dr. Mario but instead of pills its chemical reactions 
Ill tag you on what she looks like
fun fact: spectacled bears do not own spectacles
Not for long
huzzah
Wha u do
Mowed the lawn with the old ass lawnmower that like vibrates a ton
Wazz up thales
i also did lawn stuff
trim/weeds
Weed???!!!
It’s like genuinely painful for me to use both like stimulation wise and those vibrations hurt my hands to the point it feels genuinely sore
I'm calling the police!
Oooooooh, ugh think about how I feel when it comes to mowing a lawn. Alaska has rocks everywhere
don't act surprised 
I feel you thos sis
Gaaaaspp
Plus grass allergies too
euughggh yeah fuck allergies
Im waiting for the chunky bees to come back
i get wasps 
They have fur and bend flowers when they land on them
I hate mowing but my dads too lazy to do it so I have to
I HATE wasps
Anything for that perfect lawn am I right
i have basically 3 duties in my house besides "clean up after yourself"
1 dishes
2 lawn
3 trash (shared with another person)
Lemme find the video of the chunky bees
Bro doesn’t do the siding either so it oooks bad
We have fake dragonflies to keep those little shits away from our porch because they love to terrorize us
And I’m allergic too
Hehe, 4:20 PM
wait there's a 4th: feed the cat (i do dinner, someone else does breakfast)
I put the bee in #photos-and-videos
Monday? Today is Tuesday
Does he know it's not monday
ITS TUESDAY
Hehe
yes
It’s time to stare at Thales

Dude.. it ain’t Monday
Please drop some food PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
hmm hmm hmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm hmm 🥺 🙏
🦶
Yeah why does it say monday lmao
Someone ping Jimmy and tell him it’s Tuesday
Probably not
Wouldn’t recommend pinging
Jilly simmy it’s chewsday
It's Monday somewhere
eat a lasagna
Excuse me sir

Nah guys it’s Monday trust
Toes who know
well Jimmy said don't react feet or your banned now like a hundred people are reacting feet
Does Jimmy know that it’s Tuesday and NOT Monday?
I thought it was Wednesday
Monday? But today's Tuesday?
honestly it feels like a Monday but that’s cuz of Memorial Day
God damnit, why did hot rod have to open the matrix, should have been a guy who was here since day one but nah, let’s make the guy nobody cared about introduced in the movie the new autobots leader 
Still wondering if my sense of humor's too niche/old fashioned for the streams
Wdym by that
Like not exactly geared for today's crowd
Like how old is you sense of humor
"those darn kids and their walkmans"
He still laughs at a donkey eating figs
I mean come on, the only time I even got a laugh was from a freaking "Arp"
Huh
Same thing I said above.
Aura
Nope, still says "Hello my friends, happy monday"
act like an angel and dress like... ? :ear:
I suspected as much. Still was weird though.
few weeks age the weather was cold and now its getting hot
It's essentially Monday due to memorial day
Hi sky
Bello


It's getting chilli innit
Its 22 here
The
Okay Taylor swift

Fat

Hai fan

Hai stroms and hydro
you best be having a good day ms lady autumn
hallo rika rika
U need more anime
I need less on my list
you need fullmetal alchemist
500 animes
Metal or brotherhood?
peakhood, duh....
I need to finish Dorohedoro, Kaguya-sama: love is war, catch up with witch hat atelier, same with Nakamura Kun and finish danganronpa 3
There’s probably more anime
Manga version of metal isnt bad

Babymetal
Well that isn’t anything to do with manga
Blegh
Ewwww
Meh but hey works gonna be fun I’m building a Minecraft subway tunnel today
toe time
Yuck!
Or a station
ooohhhh
You just jealous
Your toes are long and lanky Thales
CHAT STOP SENDING FEET PICS
the war of horrors
:0
can you reunify Ancient Rome?
I can meow
good enough
Is that good enough
you're the emperor now
YAYYY
FINALLY I HAVE IT BACK
mrroooooww
cat sit
clover is playing a word game it needs bear species stat
grizzly
Kodiak Brown Bear
clover listed all 8 but there are still more apparently
is polar on there
mhm
clover is playing wordslop
it's fun it just released
im not surprised thats a game now
yeah....
i am almost done with another map
Eating a cosmic brownie
I read this as “another nap” and got confused
It makes total sense to text here mid nap
Greetings
you
BUT
also new profile check what do you think?
I just bought a Big Mac, why are they getting expensive
I’m gonna be trying the double cheeseburger hack
Who’s the character
dean winchester from supernatural
Jimmy is so awesome

Removing it
Was... jimmy always a figment of my imagination

Theres no way
Jimmy isn’t real? 
Yes. I am a doctor, I can confirm this
And so are the 155 thousand members in the server
Oi tables
Thats a cool banana
Jimmy was a implant send by the space giraffe

Who are you talking about???
...
We gotta make jimmyhere real
Yes.
Nah
Remember when Jimmy got pregnant
The rain outside is so cozy
I don't
I don't have rain outside
I don't know who this person is
Throwing a tennis ball outside
ARWYFFFF
Tennis ball throw it against the wall
this guy
Who?
Jimmy, the nonexistant. If you receive this message just know we are going to make you real
Duke do u want the ball?

Never seen them in my life
I literally never saw that man before
who's that
I think it’s Larry
John clo
Egg
no, that's clover
Why is there emojies of a random ass dude lmao
Hello clover
Idk who even made them
where even are we
Norway
Who the fuck is "jimmy"
A McDonald's in Norway
yo
can i get uuuh
no
With extra sprinkle sauce?
no
yes please
who even are you
That'll be 10,92€
Sure thatll be 8 euros cause you ATE 💜
yassss diva
Giving u a lance stroll
yaaaasss
that'll bring you up to 11.92 €

happy gay month cause you know you gay and stuff
gay people are almost real
im a orange
today i choose not to pay, i don't consent :3
thanks for the food
nah
hello
follow me for more tips and hacks
jokes on you I replaced the burger with an illusion
U know what we should do?
jokes on you, your job in this establishment is an illusion
Fym nah this ain't Sweden
indoubitably

We're the Norwegians we are better than the Swedes but worse than the Finnish
ahhh
Don't compare us to Iceland
what about the dainish
Who?
dainish
what
petri dish
It's Danish
Did u know the swedes are from switzerland?
you mean danish
We gotta go vroom
shaking my guts
Jimmy is a Linkin Park fan
what does that even mean
nuh uh
who?
Who?
who is jimmy
nop
you dip your guts in blackpowder?
Ohhhh
hes not real
U dont wanna go vroom against the uma car?
like katy perry said
Who is Jimmy? This is a fishing server where we talk about our passion for fishing.
Fih
men 😍

i hate fishing
fih
Men who fish
linkin park isn't real it's just a front for the real name of the band
Mike Shinoda and the Shinoda-lings

Mike and the Shinodas
😮
Anyone else think the uhhhhhh new Linkin Park singer kindaaaaaaa mogs?
ew
Like damn ngl she's got that chin
What
Smika guess wut
Erm...
You’re a lesbian?
^ nice
lebanese???
Lesbians rise up
Yes but not what i wanted to tell ya
Lebanon games?
mmmm rice
You’re a salad?
Loafing in your bed rn as coyotes do
Lebron James?
linkin park watches lincoln park a lincoln in Lincoln Park
Wait is it okay to like new Linkin Park?
curry with rice yummm
You're an Australian?
Getting mah dog hair all over Rika’s room
I need the validation of randos on the internet
Oh wow imma throw a cassowary at u
I am validating you
i never understood bands changing singers and still remaining with the same name
Gosh what is happening
Have a dog treat or something
Singer wasn't a founding member
NOOOO
Is this what they mean by I’m hearing voices in my head
yes
that is like if in twentyonepilots, tyler suddenly left and someone replaced him
AWRUFF

THAT surprised me. Chester was the LAST guy to join after Dave.
at that point change the name of the band
why?
cause you didn't found the band
it's like if foo fighters didn't fight foo
name it something else
like if the police were the criminals
meow
-# jojo reference
never heard any other song
meow
holy fucking shit
language
PISS!!!
don’t say bad word
what if dave matthews left dave matthews band
and also, lugagge
:3
Why is it that everyone I know who tells me "They should change the name" is also someone who isn't knee deep in the band
pee
teeehhehehehehe
piss?
Jimmy pan hi











