general

[bleak warren]

yes and no

[lusty gorge]

Greek geek

[bleak warren]

it reminds me of things i miss but also things i hated

[indigo hull]

Understandable

[indigo hull]

I really couldn’t tell you tbh

[fervent maple]

I like mass effect.

[ripe burrow]

if i don't sleep i get a seizure :(

[violet chasm]

Sweet, sweet is the niighhtt.

[gritty temple]

I came at the wrong time

[coral token]

u a u u ua

[violet chasm]

I love Electric Light Orchestra.

[bleak warren]

sigh

[gritty temple]

Ah that sucks :<

[coral token]

o ii a e a u iu i ia e

[bleak warren]

bro thought he could bypass

[gritty temple]

Sing your song twin

[ripe burrow]

epilepsy sucks

[coral token]

bro thought

bro thoughtttt

[gritty temple]

Pet pat

[fervent maple]

With two mods

[coral token]

california gulrs

[bleak warren]

actually, maybe bro didn't think

[fervent maple]

8000 iq

[gritty temple]

Beautiful

[coral token]

we're undeniable

[violet chasm]

People do think, yeah.

[fervent maple]

Thinking is hard

[gritty temple]

I’m not a person and I don’t think

[fervent maple]

I do not think therefore I do not am

[indigo hull]

RENE DESCARTES?!

[coral token]

rene the frog ????

[indigo hull]

I hate how you aren’t even wrong

[indigo hull]

he was French

[coral token]

oof

though life

what will today bring

[indigo hull]

Well it was also during France’s golden age so

[coral token]

he was french anyways

[indigo hull]

This is true

[fervent maple]

Guys pls censor fr*nch you're scaring me

[languid grove]

Yeah

[bleak warren]

oui oui hon hon

[indigo hull]

French Republic

[languid grove]

Thanks for asking

[fervent maple]

No this... this can't be

[indigo hull]

there have been five of them

[coral token]

croissant

baguette

and macaron

[fervent maple]

Very thin pancake

[bleak warren]

visit gay paris eat baguette see eiffel tower

[coral token]

dare i even say, eclair

and why no, pan au chocolat

[bleak warren]

holy crepe

[coral token]

massive paris breast

[bleak warren]

massive HUH 👀

[fervent maple]

I had crepes the other day

[indigo hull]

See I can’t think of France like this

[violet chasm]

Massive low taper fade.

[coral token]

(it's written paris brest)

but it's funnier

[indigo hull]

When I think of France I think of a country that’s always trying to figure out how to run its government

[coral token]

it's a dessert

[indigo hull]

When not expanding its colonial empire

[coral token]

a very good one at that

[bleak warren]

sacre blue smoke cigarette what is deodorant

[coral token]

sadly it does not involve breasts

or men

but it tastes good

it's like profiterols filled with a cream

and drowning in caramel

[fervent maple]

When I think of France I think of a country filled with Sacha baron cohen

[coral token]

and they are put together in

like a tower

[indigo hull]

SACRE BLEU!!!

[lusty gorge]

YIPPEE

[fervent maple]

What is this?? How on earth could I miss

[coral token]

and it's called saint honore

[bleak warren]

i hope this is a ricky bobby reference

[fervent maple]

It is lmao so was the thing I said earlier

[bleak warren]

hell yeah

love that movie

[fervent maple]

"Just say you like very thin pacakes that is fair no?"

[bleak warren]

hey, pepe le bitch

[fervent maple]

Cinema

Shake n bake!

[coral token]

shake ur booooty

[bleak warren]

i'm a Cal irl

[coral token]

you're a california?

[lusty gorge]

Clip that out of context

[rough vapor]

[gritty temple]

Thales is an out of context quote farm

[thorn locust]

what the fuck IS a california.

[bleak warren]

Cal Naughton Jr, the best wingman a guy could ever ask for

[coral token]

wingman?

[fervent maple]

Until he steals your girl

[coral token]

what does he offer?

lemon pepper?

[indigo hull]

The place where the Donner Party got trapped

[coral token]

bbq?

honey mustard?

[bleak warren]

ok but that was entirely her

[thorn locust]

what is it named after tho

[lusty gorge]

Holy shart!
It's OneShit!

[thorn locust]

john california?

[fervent maple]

Yeah she was jus a bad person

[indigo hull]

No clue

[rough vapor]

twoshots

[coral token]

viva moldova aloha

[rough vapor]

biko

[indigo hull]

It was founded by the Spanish so more like Juan California

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm at a bar:

[bleak warren]

the assistant girl is cuter anyway

[coral token]

lmao

[fervent maple]

Ricky booby

[thorn locust]

i should look this up im just now realizing i have no idea how we name states

[indigo hull]

The greatest thing about Arkansas is at one point in history it was spelled as Arkansa or Arkansaw

[thorn locust]

oh we actually have no idea why its called arkansas

well we have an idea but not a solid one

[fervent maple]

The greatest thing about Arkansas is that it used to not exist

[coral token]

arkansas

[thorn locust]

thats really funny actually

[coral token]

wdym arkansaw!

[indigo hull]

I figured it was some Native American term

[coral token]

american explain!

[bleak warren]

ar kansas

ark and saw

[indigo hull]

Or derived from one

[thorn locust]

florida is feast of flowers

[coral token]

are what!

[lusty gorge]

Our arkan has a saw

[indigo hull]

biblical Noah be like

[coral token]

they are what!

mississippi , what are you missing?

whose miss are you?

[bleak warren]

miss, i sippi

[coral token]

sippi?

are you thirsty?

[lusty gorge]

We're missing a sip of LEAN

[fervent maple]

Lean is too expensive these day smh

[indigo hull]

Virginia is literally just land of virgins

[coral token]

you are missing a functioning economy

that is what you're missing

[fervent maple]

You see back in my day

[bleak warren]

marry land 👰‍♀️

[coral token]

virginia more like

virgin-nya

:3

[languid grove]

what

[fervent maple]

Hey that's where I am

[coral token]

nya, arigatoo

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

Oh Klahoma

[lusty gorge]

Sounds like me frfr

[bleak warren]

i'm in ✏️ vania

[coral token]

nya ichi ni san

[solid oyster]

i have now arrived lmao

[lusty gorge]

It's Peter Griffin's wife!

[fervent maple]

I go to school in the big 🍎

[bleak warren]

i haven't had school for a minute now

[fervent maple]

Summer

Time to work on my mental health finally

[lusty gorge]

How many days are in a summer vacation?

[coral token]

you don't say

you're closer to retirement than to school

/j ily

[bleak warren]

daily reminding chat that i am old

[fervent maple]

There's 104 days of summer vacation

[coral token]

old but never uncool

[bleak warren]

😊 you think i'm cool

[fervent maple]

No you just aren't uncool

(I'm joking)

[bleak warren]

i mean, i'll take that

[indigo hull]

Double negative

That makes her cool

[lusty gorge]

We all think you're cool
Rad Grama

[bleak warren]

🐉
🛹

[fervent maple]

Do yall fw ZZ Top

[lusty gorge]

I fw ZZZ (sleeping)

[indigo hull]

insert Even Flow

[coral token]

kf,yuky

[fervent maple]

Pearl Jam is peak

[indigo hull]

fr bro

[bleak warren]

did u see a men and ur brain splody

[fervent maple]

You see back in my day

When school ended everyone would walk over to the record store to grab the new pearl jam album

[humble isle]

Kabonk

[indigo hull]

Unc

[coral token]

i see men every time i wake up, gurl

[lusty gorge]

👴

[fervent maple]

(This did not happen to me it was my dad)

[coral token]

i literally have big poster in my room of my fav f1 drivers

so i wake up and i see men

great way to start the day

men

men everywhere!

i need more posters

and F1 Merch

[lusty gorge]

No need for coffee
This probably gives you the adrenaline you need to start the day

[coral token]

my hat is already a little used : (

my birthday is soon so hopefully my dad is gonna get me more merch

[fervent maple]

Jean Girard is my fav right @bleak warren

[bleak warren]

Frenchy can drive

[coral token]

anyways it's morning repo time

[lusty gorge]

"WOW THAT SNAIL IS FAST!"

[indigo hull]

you think Turbo is just a bad memory that Dreamworks (or whoever made it I forgot) wants to forget?

[lusty gorge]

Nah

[keen isle]

Yes

[lusty gorge]

Top tier movie

[bleak warren]

dreamworks only ever makes bangers or slop

[indigo hull]

Got some varying answers there

[bleak warren]

there is no dreamworks movie that is just "ok"

[keen isle]

Horrible movie

[lusty gorge]

Madagascar

[bleak warren]

banger

[lusty gorge]

Fair enough

[bleak warren]

didn't like turbo though

and i'm a racing fan

and a snail fan

[indigo hull]

The one thing I didn’t like about Madagascar was it never touched on the harsh French colonial rule

[fervent maple]

Words I never thought I would hear

[bleak warren]

snails are cool

[coral token]

the snail movie was ass

someone call the french

[fervent maple]

I'm not sure I agree with this

[coral token]

they like to eat snails

escargot

[indigo hull]

ok so the general consensus is that Turbo was a not a good movie

[lusty gorge]

I will be honest tho
Shrek 4 was good
But Shrek 3 was so fucking ass

[coral token]

euro papa euro papa

[keen isle]

I liked the transformers movies but I mostly liked the original 1984 transformers show

[coral token]

these lemon cookies are mhhmhhhh

deeeelicious

[bleak warren]

they should have pulled a Gabe Newell and not counted to 3

[fervent maple]

Is flushed away peak or slop

[bleak warren]

peak

[coral token]

they're like vanilla wafers but thick with lemon curd inside

[lusty gorge]

Homeboy in sunshine and rainbows land

[coral token]

that sticker of the rat happy with one tooth and a lollipop

[indigo hull]

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs?

[lusty gorge]

Also peak

[indigo hull]

Fr

[lusty gorge]

Can't believe they predicted caseoh tho

[indigo hull]

HELP?

[keen isle]

What do you all think of the original transformers show from 1984

[indigo hull]

I know exactly what you’re referring to as well

[lusty gorge]

Fr tho the mayor should be dead

[indigo hull]

The fuck ass mayor

[lusty gorge]

Not cuz I hate the mayor but like
He definitely has some kind of heart disease

[bleak warren]

if caseoh was in Cloudy they'd still have a drought

[lusty gorge]

😭

[indigo hull]

he probably had several heart attacks off screen

[coral token]

i am having a whimsical morning

ik it's a good day when i get my favorite repo map first try

[keen tangle]

Lunch Break!!!

[coral token]

without having to restart 50 times until i get it

:3

[keen tangle]

watching memes while i eat left over spaghetti

[coral token]

amazing

[coral token]

[loud tulip]

uhmm, hey chat, im really sorry about that
Il make sure to never say embarassing stuff like that ever again

[gritty temple]

Goober

[pallid socket]

Against my better judgment I’m trying the buldak x Panda Express collab

When it arrives we’ll see if I instantly pass away or if it’s just fine

[lusty gorge]

Cacabara

[coral token]

baracapi

[lusty gorge]

Cappy?

Like from Super Mario Odyssey?

[pallid socket]

[woven flicker]

I love Panda Express

[crude plinth]

Hi

[coral token]

salutations

[crude plinth]

[vernal lynx]

We all do

[woven flicker]

What the

[vernal lynx]

Hi Omar lol

[zinc frigate]

[sharp geyser]

few weeks ago the weather was cold but now the weather is hot

[zinc frigate]

I just get their fortune cookies, I don’t eat their food

[vernal lynx]

Yummy fortune cookies

[loud tulip]

I dont order from panda express

[vernal lynx]

To each their own

[lethal sierra]

I never had it

I hear alpt of good things about panda express

[woven flicker]

WHA

[woven flicker]

Hi Cas 😭

[vernal lynx]

Why the crying emoji-

[woven flicker]

Cause you scared me

[vernal lynx]

BOO

[woven flicker]

AAAA

[ruby zealot]

oh hey omar whats up

[ruby zealot]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[woven flicker]

Me in the air before I tackle you

[vernal lynx]

MWAHAHAHA

[dusky river]

ÆÆÆ

[ruby zealot]

I CAST BURGER KING!

[indigo hull]

King O' the Burgs

[vernal lynx]

Mwahaha

[ruby zealot]

glaggle do you know horrible histories?

[indigo hull]

"is grass green"

[lethal sierra]

I walked to burger King, then I walked back home from burger king

[ruby zealot]

i wanna say....yes

[vernal lynx]

Was it yummy?

[woven flicker]

Oooo

Burger King is better than McDonalds

[coral token]

Blegh

[woven flicker]

Fight me

[coral token]

My dog is a huge shredder

I have hair all over me

[lethal sierra]

No I agree

[coral token]

Cleaning with this dog is impossible

You swipe and broom and 3 seconds later, hair

Dust

[dusky river]

Shredder? Call up the Turtles

[coral token]

And the dog drinking water and drooling everywhere

I love her 😁

[lethal sierra]

What is like your absolute favorite burger establishment?

[coral token]

Oof

Tough question

[woven flicker]

Culver’s

[lethal sierra]

Nice I like Culver's

[coral token]

My brother's friend has his own smash burger small place

Best burgers ever

[woven flicker]

And in and out

[lethal sierra]

Never been there

[coral token]

Now I'm hungry

[woven flicker]

But Culver’s since I don’t live in cali

[coral token]

Amazing

[woven flicker]

For pizza tho

Little ceasers is butt

[indigo hull]

i haven't had it in forever

[woven flicker]

That is if it’s cold

I feel like I should specify

[coral token]

Ugh tornado movies are so stupid and unrealistic

[lethal sierra]

I like Domino's the best idk, their bbq chicken pizza is amazing

[woven flicker]

Sharknado…

[coral token]

I don't need an EF7 9 miles wide

Just give me a realistic scenario

With not poor cgi

That looks like a fart

[lethal sierra]

My absolute favorite type is bbq chicken but I go for a pizza with pepper and onion usually

[coral token]

Omg they're combining!

No they aren't susie

They don't do that shit

[woven flicker]

I should eat some sardines rn

[coral token]

Ew

What are you , 50

[lethal sierra]

Disaster movies in general are typically unrealistic

[dusky river]

May God strike me down but goat cheese on a pepperoni pizza is the BOMB

[coral token]

I understand movies like 2012, they need to be unrealistic

But a tornado movie doesn't

[lethal sierra]

I usually dont mess with disaster movies/tornado films

[coral token]

It can be amazing and realistic at the same time

[lethal sierra]

Except for sharknado because it's funny

5th movie is an absolute adventure to sit through, and not in the good way

[coral token]

Sharknado was a mistake

There's FIVE?

[lethal sierra]

There's 6 movies in total

[coral token]

Who the fuck gave green light for 6 movies

What's wrong with them

[lethal sierra]

The last movie they travel through time

[coral token]

Ok I have no words

Nothing to add

[dusky river]

They done pulled a “We need MONEY”

[indigo hull]

they did a NASCAR crossover in the second one iirc

[lethal sierra]

It's absolute bullshit that the 4th kne is called "the 4th awakens" but none of the movie takes place in space, just a in universe space x

[indigo hull]

Brad Keselowski gets eaten

[coral token]

That's fucked

I remember Abby lee miller was in one of those Sharknado movies

Right?

[fervent maple]

insists

[coral token]

And she gets eaten

[storm whale]

[storm whale]

there were a lot of those movies

isn't there like 7 or 8 of them

[coral token]

Xav said 6

[lethal sierra]

No as I know of there's just 6

[coral token]

Which is already 6 too many

[storm whale]

still too many

[lethal sierra]

Apparently they greenlit another movie recently

[storm whale]

bruh

[coral token]

Jesus.

[lethal sierra]

So we may get to see a 7th movie soon

[dusky river]

Toy Story 5

[coral token]

We could be using our money and taxes for HL3

But no

[indigo hull]

TRUE

[coral token]

We're funding Sharknado 7

I'm not even mad politicians steal our money atp

I just don't wanna fund Sharknado 7

[indigo hull]

Ivory Coast with +20%/-20%

[coral token]

That sentence would kill a victorian child

[fervent maple]

Sharknado is peak and slander for it will not be tolerated

[dusky river]

Speak

[fervent maple]

Minor spelling mistake

[coral token]

Speak

Your point is totally ruined now

[fervent maple]

You're right I should just die

[storm whale]

funny coast

[coral token]

And void of any significance

[fervent maple]

What yall know about lavalachula

[coral token]

Who

[lethal sierra]

I've watched that movie

[fervent maple]

The movie

[coral token]

Clavicular?

[fervent maple]

My man

[coral token]

Thank you clavicular thank you thank you

[storm whale]

El Salvador +10% -20%

[fervent maple]

How about sharktapus

[coral token]

Nope.

[fervent maple]

And even more niche than that whale wolf

[coral token]

Worried for you.

[fervent maple]

Bro my great uncle loved all the dumb animal movies

I watched so many with him

[unkempt lotus]

yall help i can't remember the username of the dude who keeps sending the trainrot

[lethal sierra]

Pirahnaconda

[coral token]

What was that one movie about a pandemic and birds

[fervent maple]

Yes this guy knows ball

[coral token]

That had horrendous cgi

Is it birdemic

[coral token]

Runwayrailfan

[dusky river]

Cujo is a bit of a dumb movie

[unkempt lotus]

THANK YOU
You're a real one

[coral token]

The kid of the boring ass train content

[lethal sierra]

Yeah birdemic, half the movie doesn't even have birds, just lame romance, we only get to the iconic bad cgi way late into the movie

[coral token]

But money is money

[coral token]

Amazing

Is there more than one lmao

[fervent maple]

What yall know about velicipastor

[lethal sierra]

There is actually

[fervent maple]

Now that is peak cinema

[coral token]

Oof.

[lethal sierra]

3 movies

[coral token]

That one I heard

[lethal sierra]

Watched that as well

[coral token]

I think I saw someone review it on YouTube

[lethal sierra]

Hilarious movie

[real python]

Velocipastor is funny asf

[fervent maple]

Are you my long lost twin or something

[dusky river]

Airplane with Leslie Nelson will forever be peak cinema

[languid grove]

[real python]

We can't talk about cinema without talking about the peak that is the evil bong franchise

[coral token]

The what

The evil bong

What are we doing anymore

[real python]

Yeah they made like 5 movies about it

[fervent maple]

If you haven't watched attack of the killer tomatoes we can't be friends

[coral token]

Who funds these things?

Are billionaires that bored?

[real python]

Idk how they kept getting approved honestly

[coral token]

Social experiment?

World control through birdemic movies?

[real python]

Gingerdead man va Evil Bong

[coral token]

!!!! Wake up librols!!!!

[fervent maple]

Attack of the killer tomatoes was so good it got a sequel

[real python]

Thats a real movie title

[lethal sierra]

Lmao

[indigo hull]

Evil Bong mention

[storm whale]

fill up your car tires to 100 psi for a fun surprise the next time you take a drive

[dusky river]

“I’m not scared of the tomato’s Coral”

[fervent maple]

What about llamageddon

[dusky river]

what

[coral token]

I'm not gonna ask

[fervent maple]

Yall don't know peak

[coral token]

Yeah I do

It was a good game

[fervent maple]

[dusky river]

Llamas with hats

[coral token]

So peru?

[fervent maple]

Llamas like from Fortnite?

[real python]

[woven flicker]

Got my sardines

[woven flicker]

No

[real python]

You're the dad from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[coral token]

Are you sure

Sardines are for old people

[real python]

[coral token]

Specially created for them

By John Sardines

[bleak warren]

the sardinians

[storm whale]

kingdom of Sardinia

real thing

[brisk pasture]

Hey guys I'm not dead

[lethal sierra]

Hello syno glad to hear that

[ruby zealot]

cool

[storm whale]

welcome back from being dead

[brisk pasture]

Thanks ig

[coral token]

Congratulations

[brisk pasture]

(It was pretty hot down there tho)

[lethal sierra]

Congregation

[bleak warren]

being not dead is preferable

[coral token]

Conglomerate

Optional

[dusky river]

Congress

[coral token]

But recommended

By experts

[fervent maple]

Consummation

[bleak warren]

i did some yard work and took a shower btw

[languid grove]

[coral token]

9 out of 10 scientists recommend not being dead

[storm whale]

[bleak warren]

discord mod touches grass more at 11

[woven flicker]

I mean aren’t I old?

[languid grove]

Woah

[coral token]

Can't check at 11 I'm busy can we reschedule

[bleak warren]

10?

[coral token]

Works for me

I gotta go to the gfuel discord mod convention at 11

[fervent maple]

Oh fun my car just gave me a battery discharge warning

That's lovely

[bleak warren]

i will try my best to make it but we might be playing mario party tonight

[coral token]

Oh that's cool

I feel I'd rage badly at Mario party

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

i used to

[coral token]

I hate luck based games

[bleak warren]

it's still rough because in my group, i'm the one who gets last the most

but now i get sad instead of angry

[lethal sierra]

..I'm literally about to play mario party right now lol

[bleak warren]

have fun

[coral token]

Wow twins

[lethal sierra]

How coincidental

[coral token]

I feel whimsical today

[languid grove]

I also get last in games a lot but I just accept that I’m bad

[bleak warren]

i am also bad, and that's ok

[languid grove]

Just gotta have fun

[fervent maple]

I love rolling my windows down and blasting music

[coral token]

[languid grove]

I hate your kind

[woven flicker]

Roar

[languid grove]

Hey Thales

Use delete message

[fervent maple]

What

Did I say something bad

[coral token]

Rika pika

[fervent maple]

Oh my fault

Apologies

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[fervent maple]

Good afternoon

[buoyant agate]

I got good news.

[fervent maple]

Well?

[buoyant agate]

While I still have to work on it, I mostly now have control over my anxiety.

[fervent maple]

W

[buoyant agate]

So now I can handle it until I get checked out to see what can be done by what is persisting.

[limber fossil]

Im back

But I miss leafy

are they here?

[upbeat charm]

hi back

[bleak warren]

no Leafy for a while now

[languid grove]

Who are you

[limber fossil]

[peak sentinel]

Leafy's been gone a few months I think

[languid grove]

Nevermind

[limber fossil]

I was in this server for a bit, a wile ago

[bleak warren]

so for a while you were Leave

🍃

[limber fossil]

yesh

[languid grove]

Yeah it’s best to not get attached to Leafy tbh

[upbeat charm]

[limber fossil]

It! it?......

Its a bird

[upbeat charm]

it

[woven flicker]

You seem familiar

[upbeat charm]

that’s a pretty cat-like bird….

[woven flicker]

I think I remember you

[limber fossil]

Well, Is it a plane

[upbeat charm]

no, it’s a cat

[limber fossil]

Mhhhhhh, kit kat 🤤

[bleak warren]

it's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a pillow pet

[woven flicker]

I had one

[upbeat charm]

omg clover used to have one of those it was the best

[bleak warren]

granny brought y'all the nostalgia

[limber fossil]

Havent seen one of those in a long time

[woven flicker]

Ty granny smudge

[limber fossil]

respect

[woven flicker]

Just had some sardines

Shit was amazing

[limber fossil]

R.I.P ficsh

I miss them

[bleak warren]

i still talk to her, she's doing ok

[drowsy bridge]

Thinking about which cool creature to send fun facts about

[limber fossil]

Im playing the binding of issac repentence

[woven flicker]

Familiar….

[bleak warren]

i can't play that, for me it's more like binding of i suck

[limber fossil]

Then you do not wanna play dead cells

[iron wraith]

She's Arins scrapped video game character from puzzmosis. She's kinda like Dr. Mario but instead of pills its chemical reactions

Ill tag you on what she looks like

[upbeat charm]

fun fact: spectacled bears do not own spectacles

[drowsy bridge]

Not for long

[upbeat charm]

huzzah

[zinc frigate]

My hand huuuurts

[iron wraith]

Wha u do

[coral token]

Ooh lala

[zinc frigate]

Mowed the lawn with the old ass lawnmower that like vibrates a ton

[iron wraith]

Wazz up thales

[bleak warren]

i also did lawn stuff

trim/weeds

[coral token]

Weed???!!!

[zinc frigate]

It’s like genuinely painful for me to use both like stimulation wise and those vibrations hurt my hands to the point it feels genuinely sore

[coral token]

I'm calling the police!

[iron wraith]

Oooooooh, ugh think about how I feel when it comes to mowing a lawn. Alaska has rocks everywhere

[bleak warren]

don't act surprised

[iron wraith]

I feel you thos sis

[coral token]

Gaaaaspp

[zinc frigate]

Plus grass allergies too

[bleak warren]

euughggh yeah fuck allergies

[iron wraith]

Im waiting for the chunky bees to come back

[bleak warren]

i get wasps

[iron wraith]

They have fur and bend flowers when they land on them

[zinc frigate]

I hate mowing but my dads too lazy to do it so I have to

[zinc frigate]

I HATE wasps

[iron wraith]

Anything for that perfect lawn am I right

[bleak warren]

i have basically 3 duties in my house besides "clean up after yourself"

1 dishes
2 lawn
3 trash (shared with another person)

[iron wraith]

Lemme find the video of the chunky bees

[zinc frigate]

Bro doesn’t do the siding either so it oooks bad

[zinc frigate]

We have fake dragonflies to keep those little shits away from our porch because they love to terrorize us

And I’m allergic too

[indigo hull]

Hehe, 4:20 PM

[bleak warren]

wait there's a 4th: feed the cat (i do dinner, someone else does breakfast)

[iron wraith]

I put the bee in #photos-and-videos

[crude oyster]

Monday? Today is Tuesday

[nocturne drift]

Does he know it's not monday

[mossy kindle]

ITS TUESDAY

[nocturne drift]

Hehe

[mossy kindle]

yes

[coral token]

Eating next to my dog is impossible

She will not move

[gritty temple]

It’s time to stare at Thales

[coral token]

[earnest gale]

Dude.. it ain’t Monday

[gritty temple]

Please drop some food PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

hmm hmm hmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm hmm 🥺 🙏

[earnest gale]

🦶

[restive tendon]

Yeah why does it say monday lmao

[crude oyster]

Someone ping Jimmy and tell him it’s Tuesday

[gritty temple]

Probably not

Wouldn’t recommend pinging

[cyan coral]

Jilly simmy it’s chewsday

[spark falcon]

It's Monday somewhere
eat a lasagna

[cedar arrow]

Excuse me sir

[strong jay]

[viscid lichen]

Nah guys it’s Monday trust

[open turtle]

Toes who know

[peak basin]

well Jimmy said don't react feet or your banned now like a hundred people are reacting feet

[steep vortex]

Does Jimmy know that it’s Tuesday and NOT Monday?

[kind tide]

I thought it was Wednesday

[quiet isle]

Monday? But today's Tuesday?

[open turtle]

honestly it feels like a Monday but that’s cuz of Memorial Day

[prime canopy]

God damnit, why did hot rod have to open the matrix, should have been a guy who was here since day one but nah, let’s make the guy nobody cared about introduced in the movie the new autobots leader

[quiet isle]

Still wondering if my sense of humor's too niche/old fashioned for the streams

[carmine venture]

Wdym by that

[quiet isle]

Like not exactly geared for today's crowd

[carmine venture]

Like how old is you sense of humor

[river cipher]

"those darn kids and their walkmans"

[carmine venture]

He still laughs at a donkey eating figs

[quiet isle]

I mean come on, the only time I even got a laugh was from a freaking "Arp"

[zealous marsh]

Huh

[coral token]

Because

😍

[coral token]

Same thing I said above.

[obtuse marten]

Aura

[quiet isle]

Nope, still says "Hello my friends, happy monday"

[primal spire]

act like an angel and dress like... ? :ear:

[coral token]

He probably had it copied

And it was meant for yesterday

[coral token]

Banana

[quiet isle]

I suspected as much. Still was weird though.

[coral token]

Boohoo weird

Dies

[sharp geyser]

few weeks age the weather was cold and now its getting hot

[compact plinth]

It's essentially Monday due to memorial day

[ashen dagger]

Hi sky

[mint remnant]

Bello

[upbeat charm]

[twin lake]

[coral token]

It's getting chilli innit

[twin lake]

Its 22 here

[vapid quarry]

The

[coral token]

Okay Taylor swift

[reef zealot]

[coral token]

Fat

[twin lake]

[dreamy knoll]

Hai fan

[zinc frigate]

[ashen dagger]

[dreamy knoll]

Hai stroms and hydro

[ashen dagger]

you best be having a good day ms lady autumn

[languid grove]

I have a fat list of anime to watch

I need to lock in

[ashen dagger]

hallo rika rika

[dreamy knoll]

U need more anime

[languid grove]

I need less on my list

[upbeat charm]

you need fullmetal alchemist

[dreamy knoll]

500 animes

[dreamy knoll]

Metal or brotherhood?

[upbeat charm]

peakhood, duh....

[languid grove]

I need to finish Dorohedoro, Kaguya-sama: love is war, catch up with witch hat atelier, same with Nakamura Kun and finish danganronpa 3

[languid grove]

There’s probably more anime

[dreamy knoll]

Manga version of metal isnt bad

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

Babymetal

[languid grove]

Well that isn’t anything to do with manga

[ruby zealot]

fuck i got nitro now

[coral token]

Blegh

[languid grove]

Stretch your toes twin

[coral token]

Ewwww

[zinc frigate]

Meh but hey works gonna be fun I’m building a Minecraft subway tunnel today

[ashen dagger]

toe time

[coral token]

Yuck!

[zinc frigate]

Or a station

[ashen dagger]

ooohhhh

[languid grove]

You just jealous

[languid grove]

Your toes are long and lanky Thales

[zinc frigate]

CHAT STOP SENDING FEET PICS

[coral token]

You have 4 toes!

You're radioactive

[indigo hull]

the war of horrors

[coral token]

:0

[languid grove]

I can count to 8

[indigo hull]

can you reunify Ancient Rome?

[languid grove]

I can meow

[indigo hull]

good enough

[languid grove]

Is that good enough

[indigo hull]

you're the emperor now

[languid grove]

YAYYY

[ruby zealot]

FINALLY I HAVE IT BACK

[ashen dagger]

mrroooooww

[ruby zealot]

cat sit

[upbeat charm]

clover is playing a word game it needs bear species stat

[ashen dagger]

grizzly

[indigo hull]

Kodiak Brown Bear

[upbeat charm]

clover listed all 8 but there are still more apparently

[languid grove]

I want something sweet…

Waiter one Glaggle cake please

[ashen dagger]

is polar on there

[upbeat charm]

mhm

clover is playing wordslop
it's fun it just released

[ashen dagger]

im not surprised thats a game now

[upbeat charm]

yeah....

[indigo hull]

i am almost done with another map

[coral tulip]

Eating a cosmic brownie

[languid grove]

Drools…

[coral tulip]

I read this as “another nap” and got confused

[languid grove]

It makes total sense to text here mid nap

[forest otter]

Greetings

[languid grove]

oh

Who’s going to tell him

[ruby zealot]

you

[languid grove]

BUT

[dry stump]

I made such a good quote

“The mac is big, but my wallet is not”

[ruby zealot]

also new profile check what do you think?

[dry stump]

I just bought a Big Mac, why are they getting expensive

I’m gonna be trying the double cheeseburger hack

[upper flame]

Dw jimmy were all stupid

[languid grove]

Who’s the character

[ruby zealot]

dean winchester from supernatural

[late vault]

Jimmy is so awesome

[forest otter]

Jimmy is in your head

He never existed

[upper flame]

[dreamy knoll]

Removing it

[upper flame]

Was... jimmy always a figment of my imagination

[late vault]

[upper flame]

Theres no way

[dry stump]

Jimmy isn’t real?

[forest otter]

Yes. I am a doctor, I can confirm this

[upper flame]

Oh no

Im scizo... 😨

[late vault]

And so are the 155 thousand members in the server

[dreamy knoll]

Oi tables

[upper flame]

Thats a cool banana

[forest otter]

Jimmy was a implant send by the space giraffe

[late vault]

[coral token]

Who are you talking about???

[late vault]

...

[upper flame]

We gotta make jimmyhere real

[forest otter]

Yes.

[dreamy knoll]

Nah

[late vault]

Remember when Jimmy got pregnant

[gritty temple]

The rain outside is so cozy

[coral token]

I don't

[late vault]

I don't have rain outside

[coral token]

I don't know who this person is

[dreamy knoll]

Throwing a tennis ball outside

[gritty temple]

ARWYFFFF

[coral token]

Tennis ball throw it against the wall

[late vault]

this guy

[coral token]

Who?

[forest otter]

Jimmy, the nonexistant. If you receive this message just know we are going to make you real

[dreamy knoll]

Duke do u want the ball?

[late vault]

[dreamy knoll]

Never seen them in my life

[coral token]

I literally never saw that man before

[upbeat charm]

who's that

[forest otter]

I think it’s Larry

[dreamy knoll]

John clo

[devout spindle]

Egg

[upbeat charm]

no, that's clover

[ruby zealot]

Why is there emojies of a random ass dude lmao

[dreamy knoll]

Hello clover

[coral token]

Idk who even made them

[storm whale]

where even are we

[coral token]

Norway

[storm whale]

Who the fuck is "jimmy"

[ruby zealot]

A McDonald's in Norway

[pseudo pollen]

yo

[storm whale]

oh sick

Norway is pretty chill

[coral token]

can i get uuuh

[storm whale]

no

[coral token]

a mchaaland with 2 nuggets

maybe

[ruby zealot]

With extra sprinkle sauce?

[pseudo pollen]

no

[coral token]

yes please

[storm whale]

who even are you

[ruby zealot]

That'll be 10,92€

[coral token]

can i get a gay discount

it's almost june

[ruby zealot]

Sure thatll be 8 euros cause you ATE 💜

[coral token]

yassss diva

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u a lance stroll

[coral token]

yaaaasss

[storm whale]

that'll bring you up to 11.92 €

[ruby zealot]

[gritty temple]

happy gay month cause you know you gay and stuff

[storm whale]

gay people are almost real

[pseudo pollen]

im a orange

[coral token]

today i choose not to pay, i don't consent :3

thanks for the food

[storm whale]

nah

[coral token]

and that folks

is how you avoid paying

[upbeat charm]

hello

[coral token]

follow me for more tips and hacks

[storm whale]

jokes on you I replaced the burger with an illusion

[dreamy knoll]

U know what we should do?

[coral token]

jokes on you, your job in this establishment is an illusion

[ruby zealot]

Fym nah this ain't Sweden

[storm whale]

[storm whale]

indoubitably

[shell wagon]

[ruby zealot]

We're the Norwegians we are better than the Swedes but worse than the Finnish

[coral token]

ahhh

[ruby zealot]

Don't compare us to Iceland

[storm whale]

what about the dainish

[ruby zealot]

Who?

[coral token]

dainish

[upbeat charm]

what

[storm whale]

petri dish

[ruby zealot]

It's Danish

[dreamy knoll]

Did u know the swedes are from switzerland?

[coral token]

you mean danish

[dreamy knoll]

We gotta go vroom

[coral token]

shaking my guts

[cold bobcat]

Jimmy is a Linkin Park fan

[storm whale]

what does that even mean

[upbeat charm]

nuh uh

[coral token]

who?

[dreamy knoll]

Who?

[coral token]

who is jimmy

[upbeat charm]

nop

[indigo hull]

you dip your guts in blackpowder?

[dreamy knoll]

Ohhhh

[coral token]

yes

bon apetit babeh

[storm whale]

hes not real

[dreamy knoll]

U dont wanna go vroom against the uma car?

[coral token]

like katy perry said

[shell wagon]

Who is Jimmy? This is a fishing server where we talk about our passion for fishing.

[ruby zealot]

Fih

[coral token]

men 😍

[storm whale]

[coral token]

i hate fishing

[storm whale]

fih

[ruby zealot]

Men who fish

[upbeat charm]

linkin park isn't real it's just a front for the real name of the band
Mike Shinoda and the Shinoda-lings

[storm whale]

[cold bobcat]

Mike and the Shinodas

[shell wagon]

😮

[coral token]

why is there a link in the park

and where does it lead us to

a malicious website?

[cold bobcat]

Anyone else think the uhhhhhh new Linkin Park singer kindaaaaaaa mogs?

[coral token]

ew

[cold bobcat]

Like damn ngl she's got that chin

[cold bobcat]

What

[dreamy knoll]

Smika guess wut

[shell wagon]

Erm...

[languid grove]

You’re a lesbian?

[cold bobcat]

^ nice

[coral token]

lebanese???

[cold bobcat]

Lesbians rise up

[dreamy knoll]

Yes but not what i wanted to tell ya

[storm whale]

Lebanon games?

[coral token]

mmmm rice

[languid grove]

You’re a salad?

[gritty temple]

Loafing in your bed rn as coyotes do

[dry stump]

Lebron James?

[upbeat charm]

linkin park watches lincoln park a lincoln in Lincoln Park

[cold bobcat]

Wait is it okay to like new Linkin Park?

[coral token]

curry with rice yummm

[ruby zealot]

You're an Australian?

[gritty temple]

Getting mah dog hair all over Rika’s room

[cold bobcat]

I need the validation of randos on the internet

[dreamy knoll]

Oh wow imma throw a cassowary at u

[gritty temple]

I am validating you

[coral token]

i never understood bands changing singers and still remaining with the same name

[dry stump]

Gosh what is happening

[gritty temple]

Have a dog treat or something

[cold bobcat]

Singer wasn't a founding member

[languid grove]

NOOOO

[dry stump]

Is this what they mean by I’m hearing voices in my head

[upbeat charm]

yes

[coral token]

that is like if in twentyonepilots, tyler suddenly left and someone replaced him

[gritty temple]

AWRUFF

[storm whale]

[cold bobcat]

THAT surprised me. Chester was the LAST guy to join after Dave.

[coral token]

at that point change the name of the band

[cold bobcat]

why?

[coral token]

cause you didn't found the band

[upbeat charm]

it's like if foo fighters didn't fight foo

[coral token]

name it something else

[cold bobcat]

...

Why would they change it if the founders are still there?

[coral token]

funny nuff i only know one LP song

in the eeeeeeend

[lavish oyster]

like if the police were the criminals

[undone cypress]

meow

[storm whale]

-# jojo reference

[coral token]

never heard any other song

[lavish oyster]

meow

[undone cypress]

holy fucking shit

[coral token]

language

[undone cypress]

PISS!!!

[gritty temple]

don’t say bad word

[upbeat charm]

what if dave matthews left dave matthews band

[coral token]

and also, lugagge

[lavish oyster]

:3

[cold bobcat]

Why is it that everyone I know who tells me "They should change the name" is also someone who isn't knee deep in the band

[gritty temple]

pee

teeehhehehehehe

[storm whale]

piss?

[late vault]

Jimmy pan hi