general

[south raven]

[daring halo]

hm?!

[gritty temple]

Is it frog mating season why are there several loud ass frogs outside

SHADDUUUPPPP!!!!!!

[daring halo]

is that the noises that the frogs makes

wait, no, I understand now,

[gritty temple]

HDJDHDH

[storm whale]

forgs make great atmospheric noises

[daring halo]

I've genuinely

[rose ember]

Erm

[daring halo]

only seen frogs like 5 times in my entire life

and that's highballing it

[daring halo]

hi

[rose ember]

[daring halo]

is that a train company

[rose ember]

Si

[daring halo]

makes sense

[rose ember]

One could not comprehend the Rail knowledge that is in my mind

[storm whale]

they're pretty common in America so I'm pretty used to them. so y'all have something instead of frogs or is it just bugs at night or what?

[daring halo]

i don't hear anything at night

but that's cool

[daring halo]

makes sense

[storm whale]

even in summer?

[daring halo]

there is no season here other than slightly drier and slightly wetter

[storm whale]

damn

[daring halo]

unfortunately :3

[storm whale]

that sounds mad weird to me but ig that's just how the world works

[daring halo]

I think a part of why I don't see frogs is that I don't go outside much and that frogs usually appear during rain

[storm whale]

maybe

[daring halo]

indeed

[daring halo]

and generally this is an urban area, not much places for like groups of frog

[rose ember]

[daring halo]

sometimes in some areas the cicadas are loud as hell though

[storm whale]

I guess, but they're kind of everywhere here

[daring halo]

they're like WAAAAWWAAAWAA

[rose ember]

I catch em cause they are cool

[storm whale]

oh yeah those motherfuckers make sure you let you know it's warm outside they're LOUD AS FUCK

[daring halo]

that's nice, frogs are quite the funny animals

[storm whale]

indoubitably

[daring halo]

mhm!!

it's almost as if the trees are screaming

[daring halo]

nice

[storm whale]

indeed

[rose ember]

Imagine being underground for 2-17 years just to die

[storm whale]

cicadas can

[finite cedar]

I heard bugs

[storm whale]

yes

is your cicada also an honor roll student

[rose ember]

Each and every type of Cicadas have different calls

patterns

[finite cedar]

I only have grubs

[rose ember]

Life span

[storm whale]

unfortunate

[daring halo]

that makes sense I suppose

being other animals are funky, live to breed

[storm whale]

they are all loud as fuck

[rose ember]

True

[daring halo]

I don't know much about cicadas but I assume the loud noise is their mating call

[storm whale]

mostly

[rose ember]

Yea

[storm whale]

bwub is the local bug expert

idk

[finite cedar]

Yea

[daring halo]

ask me anything about bugs or animals and I assume you, I won't know

[daring halo]

coolsies :3

[rose ember]

It's quite rare to see two Cicadas mating since they are so high up when they mate

[daring halo]

I assume it's generally probably not the easiest to see bugs mate

[rose ember]

reason being is so that the eggs are spread out around the tree

[floral badge]

Name one animal

[storm whale]

uhhhhhhhhh

[daring halo]

I've seen butterflies mate through, just sticking onto the other

[storm whale]

door

[rose ember]

I've seen insects mate before hell even spiders

[daring halo]

ermmm uhh

[gritty temple]

I saw a bug getting a piggyback ride from another bug while they were walking and I thought it was so cute until Fiche informed me they were mating

[daring halo]

vetulicola

[daring halo]

TwT I'm crine

[storm whale]

checks out

[floral badge]

Am i the only one here who doesnt stare menacingly whenever i catch insects going at it?

[gritty temple]

BAKRBAKRBAKRBARKBARKBARK

[storm whale]

I don't

[daring halo]

cool

[rose ember]

[finite cedar]

Theres fungi that make male cicadas call over other males

[rose ember]

Yep

[floral badge]

sonata 😭🎼

[daring halo]

I know like slight bit about animals and bugs but it's just like the broadest of things

[daring halo]

mhm! I remember that

[storm whale]

I didn't know that

[finite cedar]

Sorry a cool beetle landed on clover and we’re doing a photoshoot

[upbeat charm]

clover squeaks like a dog toy

[daring halo]

is it the one that like rots their abdomen

[coral tulip]

Trueee

[fresh raven]

Nature took some notes from the USA's gay bomb I see.

[storm whale]

hell yeah

[daring halo]

probably vice versa

[fresh raven]

Most likely yeah

[daring halo]

I remember the parasite that makes crabs grow ovaries

free super hrt

[storm whale]

the what

[finite cedar]

Theres a crab that lives almost its whole life in mussels and clams

[fresh raven]

Thats more than just HRT that's natural gender reassignment surgery.

[floral badge]

just eat grapes and let it rot in your stomach

live fermentation

[glass gate]

Is there anything else besides rabies that makes humans zombies

[fresh raven]

What parasite is that (totally not asking for me)

[lusty gorge]

_ _

[storm whale]

hard drugs

[floral badge]

hospital speedrun

[storm whale]

[finite cedar]

They pry their way into their host and then never leave. So they don’t have eyes or much color

[lusty gorge]

Why TF did it go so silent when I joined chat

[storm whale]

nice spamton pfp JAG

[fresh raven]

Nee-dohs.

[glass gate]

Because you said something so silent it made us speechless

[storm whale]

it's just slow rn, people are typing

[floral badge]

…

[daring halo]

yeah, the that

[daring halo]

mhm!

[storm whale]

I didn't know it was a thing

[daring halo]

I think I remember something like that

[daring halo]

yeah, hijacks the hormones and whatnots and

[fresh raven]

And just landfill products advertised on TikTok shop in general.

[lusty gorge]

You.

[floral badge]

Me.

[storm whale]

me.
btw SNAKEOVER IS REAL

[glass gate]

Imagine if humans could like activate adrenaline whenever they wanted to without using special stuff

[storm whale]

[lusty gorge]

[coral token]

The soup is fighting back

[floral badge]

Thats just taking drugs

[gritty temple]

Just have a panic disorder or something

[coral token]

I ate too much of it

[storm whale]

oh no

[gritty temple]

Technically not whenever you want to but it’s somewhere there

[coral token]

Now I'm paying the consequences

[storm whale]

rip thmagables

[floral badge]

the pizza is aggressive

[fresh raven]

There are drugs that do that I'm pretty sure.

[daring halo]

it's akin to animals that evolved to live in deep dark caves, that's very cool

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm in debt to Old Man Consequences from fnaf world:

[glass gate]

Baby back baby back baby back baby back CHILLIS BABY BACK RIBS barbecue sauce

[fresh raven]

They are most likely similar to roids and will fuck you up.

[coral token]

You need to leave

[floral badge]

Fnaf brainrot

[coral token]

Banned

[floral badge]

GET OUT 🗣️🔊

[lusty gorge]

Wow okay

[coral token]

From thy earth

[coral token]

2023 is calling

[daring halo]

or mystery flesh pit

[lusty gorge]

Please
I'll happily live somewhere else

[floral badge]

blue lobster jumpscare

[storm whale]

old guy getting grumpy over here

[fresh raven]

Thales is old?

[storm whale]

mystery flesh pit national park

[lusty gorge]

Yeah Thales is like 40

[daring halo]

I assume so

[coral token]

No I'm super young

[daring halo]

wow..

[storm whale]

yeah totally hes 8000000000000000

[coral token]

Just a baby need one popcorn

[fresh raven]

Sure grandpa.

[coral token]

I'm probably younger than you

[glass gate]

Thales is 40 in dog years brotato chip

[coral token]

Or than a few people here

[lusty gorge]

"I remember when they first invented chocolate" typa old

[fresh raven]

I just turned 18 about two months ago.

[daring halo]

40 - 2026 uhh.. mm.. math..

[coral token]

Ok maybe not

But I'm younger than a lot of people

[indigo hull]

happy late birthday then

[fresh raven]

Thanks

[floral badge]

if jimmy and the mods can live for a thousand years (something proven by jimmy himself), then thales is young /j

[storm whale]

heel not actually 40 he's like 19 or 20

[coral token]

Smudge, jimmy , fiche, Bryce, hank

[fresh raven]

Eventually I'm gonna get on HRT

[daring halo]

WHAT

[fresh raven]

Someday.

[coral token]

You're being too generous

[storm whale]

23

[floral badge]

Ur gonna stand on top of it???

[coral token]

Yes

[coral token]

Almost 24

[fresh raven]

Thales are you 24

[languid grove]

It’s only 17 degrees but I’ve woken up super boiling and I dunno if I have a fever or not

[storm whale]

was i actually right

[coral token]

Not yet no

[daring halo]

oo

[fresh raven]

Wow that message sent in late

[storm whale]

dayum complete guess

[daring halo]

hrt seems cool

[lusty gorge]

Dark the prickly mammal

[daring halo]

yeah

the one with the flesh that's shaped like a pit

[floral badge]

Thats the name

[languid grove]

I feel so bad

[storm whale]

it's an actual story thing

[daring halo]

I love the design of the Coke Heartthrob

[lusty gorge]

[fresh raven]

Yknow Mount Everest? The mount that hasn't ever rested?

[daring halo]

yes

[glass gate]

I just found out theres a fnaf OFFICIAL book where springtrap gets a guy pregnant

[lethal sierra]

What

[fresh raven]

Stop talking

[peak sentinel]

this is old news

[languid grove]

[daring halo]

and how it's like infused with a (less concentrated) fluids of the pit

[storm whale]

yeah you're up pretty late. isn't it like almost 3 am for you

[daring halo]

WHAT....

[lusty gorge]

Normally the roles are reversed in the fandom so this is surprising

[glass gate]

Fine😔 ✌️

[hollow inlet]

hi jimmycord

[hollow inlet]

what

[glass gate]

Lowkey im supposed to stop talking not everyone

[lusty gorge]

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀

[daring halo]

hm.. I'm lost as to what the meaning of this is

[storm whale]

I remember you

its Loss

[lusty gorge]

/ | //
-+-
// | /_

[hollow inlet]

uh hi

i dont know if i did anything wrong

[daring halo]

(yes, that's why I said "I'm lost", I am a comedy.. genius :3)

[gritty temple]

the joke don’t work if you say lost instead of loss smh

[daring halo]

fuck..

[gritty temple]

send Mirel to the chambers

[lusty gorge]

𒁹 𒁹𒁹
𒁹𒁹 𒁹𒍗

[daring halo]

AGHHHhhhhhhhhh..

[peak sentinel]

to the sky cells with you

[storm whale]

nope I don't remember anything but your pfp you're chilling

[hollow inlet]

the joke was a total loss

[hollow inlet]

oh cool

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARK

[lusty gorge]

TS leaving me at a loss for words lowk

[daring halo]

ahh, yes that's what I should've said

[storm whale]

to the chamber of secrets
the Basilisk must be set free for the Snakeover

[glass gate]

Hey los its me

[daring halo]

I'm at a loss as to what this message implies

[storm whale]

don't worry, we're sending you to the chamber of secrets

[indigo hull]

to Mittelafrika with you

[lusty gorge]

You lost your chance to say that joke

[peak sentinel]

NO

[lethal sierra]

🍔

[hollow inlet]

[loss pun]

[peak sentinel]

you know what fuck you, to the Gachiakuta pit you go

[storm whale]

fuck

trash time ig

[lusty gorge]

Sending you to Detroit

[peak sentinel]

absolute trash

[glass gate]

Detroit become human reference

[lusty gorge]

I'm 𒁹 𒁹𒁹
𒁹𒁹 𒁹𒍗 t what is Detroit become human

[glass gate]

Game

[lusty gorge]

Oh ok

[glass gate]

Story mode is fire i recommend watching it or playing it

[storm whale]

a good game
do you actually not know about Detroit become human

[glass gate]

It also has like a telltale theme

[languid grove]

Not willingly, I woke up super boiling for no reason and I just feel shitty

[lusty gorge]

I think I've heard of it
But never actually seen it

[languid grove]

It’s only 17 degrees Celsius

[storm whale]

yesh that's what I mean
hate to hear it tho

[indigo hull]

do you not have AC in your room?

[languid grove]

No

[storm whale]

it's fire and it's usually on sale for quite a bit

[peak sentinel]

my dumbass read AC as Assassin's Creed

[storm whale]

rika is british they don't usually do AC

[languid grove]

My aunt has the fan but it’s not even like hot in here

I’m just boiling

[lusty gorge]

I'll probably check out gameplay
Maybe even get it if it's on switch

[storm whale]

yuh

it's definitely on switch tho

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

for all we know Rika could be an assassin

[lusty gorge]

Could be a fever

[storm whale]

likely

[peak sentinel]

No

[storm whale]

really ?

damn

[peak sentinel]

Its only on ps4 and pc

[lusty gorge]

Damn

[storm whale]

thats a major loss

[lusty gorge]

More money to save for high on life 2 then

[lusty gorge]

I'm selling your large intestine on the dark web

[languid grove]

Let me check mine real quick

[storm whale]

I didn't mean it like that

[daring halo]

WHAT

that's so graphic..

[glass gate]

Tahw

[storm whale]

it's JAG don't worry about it

[tired temple]

do i have enough water slugs in subnautica 2

[storm whale]

no

[daring halo]

there can never be enough water slugs

[coral token]

Toot

[lusty gorge]

Idk if this is a compliment or not

Eh fuck it I'll just say it is

[storm whale]

Definitely not an insult

[lusty gorge]

Good

[tired temple]

#gaming should i find more

[storm whale]

Jacuzzi Astrological Goober

I made a note of them

[lusty gorge]

Nah
Just for that

[languid grove]

My temperature is normal, 36 degrees Celsius

[languid grove]

For why is my body being a bitch then

[thorn locust]

cuz u have sunburns

[woven flicker]

Why are you awake

[lusty gorge]

Im peeling your brain folds off and sculpting them into a octopus

[storm whale]

🐙

[woven flicker]

Munch munch munch

[unreal kiln]

Send everyone in this gc to Manitoba we are ready

[storm whale]

my brain

[daring halo]

I think it's a statement of expected behaviour

"should it be eating the other fishes"

"it's a shark, don't worry about it"

[unreal kiln]

I'm boutta scran bare pizza bites

[daring halo]

it is neither an insult nor a compliment per se

[languid grove]

Because my body woke me up making me feel like a rotisserie chicken in an oven

[daring halo]

WHAT

ewwwuhh

[unreal kiln]

Who tryna come to Bedford w me

[woven flicker]

Open a window and sleep with less blankets

[unreal kiln]

Or bath

[daring halo]

you made me imagine that

[woven flicker]

Drink water

[daring halo]

aschoo

[storm whale]

[lusty gorge]

I be making new mortal Kombat Fatalities fr

[daring halo]

thank you

[unreal kiln]

I got three tickets to frome who's coming

[real python]

I have a deep unbridled rage for the fat kid from IT

[storm whale]

you're welcome

[lusty gorge]

frome?

[unreal kiln]

Plane tickets

[storm whale]

jerome

[daring halo]

crazy

[lusty gorge]

Is that like
Rome made out of foam?

[indigo hull]

Froman Empire

[unreal kiln]

To frome

[storm whale]

to roam

[unreal kiln]

It's in somerset

[daring halo]

Frome, the origin of humanity

[indigo hull]

I get that reference

[unreal kiln]

They have smashing cherry tart scran brother

[daring halo]

"where did we came frome?"

"yes"

[lusty gorge]

I got more fatalities too

[daring halo]

nnoo nu uh

[storm whale]

I hate to tell you but i wasn't trying to reference anything 💔

[languid grove]

I was sleeping with no blanket anyways and I can’t keep my window open as I’m on the ground floor

[indigo hull]

Death

[storm whale]

[storm whale]

I'm gonna just lie to you and say it was totally a reference tho

[daring halo]

to roam -> roam? -> open world -> Skyrim -> magic? -> JoJos bizzare adventure

[lusty gorge]

Glaggle I'm gonna liquify your nerve system and sell it as syrup

[real python]

It is 3am

[indigo hull]

No it was a HOI4 mod

[storm whale]

I love JoJos

[daring halo]

close enough.. I have no idea what that is

[languid grove]

Thanks Floob

[storm whale]

killing everyone today again eh?

[real python]

So go sleep

[indigo hull]

Real Time Strategy game set during WW2 with steam workshop support

[lusty gorge]

I haven't chatted here in a while so I'm tryna catch back up to quota

[storm whale]

gotcha

[indigo hull]

one of the most popular mods is a MLP mod

[languid grove]

I was asleep

[storm whale]

I'm back up to 2200 dd

[indigo hull]

and there’s a stand in for Rome literally called Roam

[storm whale]

I see

[languid grove]

Y’know what I’m not dealing with this, I’m going to have watch a YouTube video

[unreal kiln]

Some antwacky helmet from Winchester stole my webs on mathew

[indigo hull]

best part is if it’s controlled by the AI then they can just start conquering like crazy

[real python]

Uhhhhh okay then

[daring halo]

wow

[unreal kiln]

The only dude I know who plays hoi4 doesn't believe in shampoo and thinks that his body is an ecosystem

[lusty gorge]

Jimmy should do a spooky scary Sunday ripoff called wildly weird Wednesday

[indigo hull]

💀 that’s not a human

[unreal kiln]

He keeps lice in his hair because he believes they need the food

[storm whale]

peak

[gritty temple]

Is this person in question Asmongold

[storm whale]

burn him at the stake

lol

[lusty gorge]

Rip his fucking scalp off for me twin 🥹

[unreal kiln]

No he actually hates asmongold

And he's super sweet too

[gritty temple]

Two sides of the same yucky coin .,,,,,

[thorn locust]

hates looking into the mirror

[unreal kiln]

He actually like takes really good care of himself outside of this stuff

[gritty temple]

But at least he isn’t evil like Asmongold

[unreal kiln]

He's just really weird about washing his hair idk

But he plays a lot of hoi4

[indigo hull]

ok at least he’s not a complete weirdo

still the hair thing is weird

[storm whale]

hella weird

[fervent maple]

Because lice tastes better than shampoo

[unreal kiln]

His girlfriend tricked him into washing his hair and he allegedly cried

[indigo hull]

😭

[storm whale]

how did he get a girlfriend

[fervent maple]

He's a genius he has snacks with him wherever he goes

[lusty gorge]

Is bros hair sentient or smth?

[indigo hull]

It’s a damn hive mind that’s what

[real python]

That one episode of family guy where Peter gets long hair

[unreal kiln]

I think the lice got excommunicated

[indigo hull]

implies the existence of a Lice Pope

[unreal kiln]

Texting him rq

[lusty gorge]

[fervent maple]

He has an infinite source of protein

[unreal kiln]

I cannot emphasize how sweet and caring this dude is

It's just the damn hair thing

It's also like fucking wild he has a mullet but the back goes down to his butt

[storm whale]

ew

[unreal kiln]

The most insane haircut I've ever seen

[fervent maple]

This is not a real person

[indigo hull]

ts cannot be real

[fervent maple]

He's gotta be pulling the gaslight of the century

[daring halo]

cool

[storm whale]

hey submissions just opened

[lusty gorge]

This sounds like a fuckin trolls character

[daring halo]

ble

[unreal kiln]

Hes very short tho

Like 5'6

[lusty gorge]

Ok yep definitely a trolls character

[indigo hull]

My guy cannot be as tall as Napoleon

[storm whale]

my fucken mom is 5'6 dawg

[unreal kiln]

He's one of the ppl in my deadlock squad actually

And the other four are not much better honestly idk why I hang out with the avengers of weird quirks

[daring halo]

that's like the average height of a human

[storm whale]

I've encountered my fair share of interesting characters in my time of gaming

[storm whale]

is it? y'all short fr

[lusty gorge]

Didn't know the average person is a keebler elf

[unreal kiln]

These ppl all go to my school or live in my neighborhood so ig you never know what's going on in other ppls lives until you get to know them

[winged arch]

Deadlock? IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE

[storm whale]

indeed

[fervent maple]

No it's a Fortnite reference

[winged arch]

oh ok

[lusty gorge]

Me when Mr.Lock the quick geometry teacher died:

[real python]

[unreal kiln]

The other most notable one is this guy who used to play valorant and has dropped almost 15k on the game

[storm whale]

[real python]

Hello neighbor

[unreal kiln]

And he has no job

[storm whale]

ew

[winged arch]

he said "HELLO NEIGHBOR"

[real python]

[indigo hull]

Did hello neighbor’s relevancy even survive the year it got big in?

[winged arch]

no

i speedrun it tho

[lusty gorge]

Can we slime out all valorant players like genuinely

[indigo hull]

Didn’t think so

[winged arch]

like one of idk i think 90

not many people

[unreal kiln]

My bf and his brother are relatively normal and then there's me and my older sister

[daring halo]

TwT I think so, it depends greatly on region and stuff

[storm whale]

it does

[daring halo]

globally it seems that the average height for males is 5'7 and females are 5'3 (I assume biologically)

[unreal kiln]

Who doesn't play very often

[daring halo]

I personally am 5'9, not quite tall

[daring halo]

TwT crazy

[fervent maple]

How's the weather up there

[unreal kiln]

I'm 6'0

[lusty gorge]

Yeah yeah whatever go bake me some cookies
Kolonel Keebler

[daring halo]

WHAT TwT

[prime canopy]

*** if you eat fried rice cereal dry… and then drink milk… do the cereals crack inside of you ***

[storm whale]

6'1

[unreal kiln]

And my bf is like 6'8 last time I checked

[daring halo]

WHAT

[unreal kiln]

Ye

[storm whale]

dayum brother is tall

[winged arch]

i hate when my cereal cracks me

[fervent maple]

Why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[lusty gorge]

6'5"
I got taller since last time I've been measured!

[unreal kiln]

Ye he drank a lot of milk and got very good sleep

[daring halo]

... the atmosphere gets thinner up there, does it not? /j

[unreal kiln]

I did one of those things

[gritty temple]

I thought that your guild tag was gonna mean “Female to Male”

[storm whale]

ha, totally

[unreal kiln]

Transmasc discord server

[storm whale]

lmao

[gritty temple]

So based

[unreal kiln]

They are all in it

[winged arch]

crazy

[daring halo]

you are ever slightly breathing less air /hj

[lusty gorge]

Would explain why I can't breathe when I sleep lowk

[daring halo]

omg same

[daring halo]

.. that probably does not explain that

[unreal kiln]

My bf is just tall enough that his hair brushes against doors

[storm whale]

not really, it takes a lot of altitude to start thinning the air

[unreal kiln]

It's very funny

[winged arch]

find the markers

[storm whale]

aren't you like 6'3

[winged arch]

anyways ima head out

[lusty gorge]

6'5" now actually
I grew by 2 inches

[unreal kiln]

Aurelia is like fucking 6'11 or something ludicrous like that

[daring halo]

yeah, hence the ever slightly

[storm whale]

fuck I knew it, second guessed myself

[daring halo]

also apparently I'm ~ 2,300 ft from sea level

[storm whale]

I think she's 6'8

[daring halo]

damn

[unreal kiln]

Ur head is like 2305 feet then

[daring halo]

something like that

[lusty gorge]

I'm 12 feet taller than my grampa tho

[unreal kiln]

Damn... That's rough

[daring halo]

breathing 7.5% less air than the sea level dwellers

[storm whale]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[lusty gorge]

I genuinely miss him
He'd appreciate the joke tho I know that

[unreal kiln]

They buried him a little too shallow

[daring halo]

.. how fast do you grow

[fervent maple]

Tree maxxing

[unreal kiln]

I grew six inches in between freshman and sophomore year because I locked tf in and had a sleep schedule

[daring halo]

hm.. good idea

[lusty gorge]

I think last time I was measured was like January or March

[daring halo]

when does one stop growing

[fervent maple]

I think you just need to ask politely

[storm whale]

around 18 or something, im not actually sure

[daring halo]

can I plz reach 5'10 so it's like rounded and cool

[unreal kiln]

Depends it's around 20 for males and around 16 for females

[storm whale]

there ya go then

[daring halo]

I see

[fervent maple]

I've still got time! Please growth spurt I'm counting on you!

[unreal kiln]

But also some families have early or late growth closing

[lusty gorge]

Damn I'ma be a giant by 20 then if I keep growing at this rate

[daring halo]

hopefully

[unreal kiln]

And there are certain things that can influence it

[fervent maple]

Nah there's no hope all my sibilings are short

[unreal kiln]

Like if you get really shitty sleep your growth plates will close

If you eat like shit your growth plates will close

[daring halo]

tboys getting extra time to grow after they came out of the closet.. /j

[storm whale]

gotta get your broccoli to grow big and strong 🗣️

[daring halo]

TwT

[unreal kiln]

If you don't do anything ever they'll close super fast

If you tear a bunch of muscle or break a bone they'll sometimes close

[lusty gorge]

Y'all could sit on each other's shoulders in a trench coat and sneak into a theater probably

[unreal kiln]

Rarely

[storm whale]

type shit

[fervent maple]

Not THAT short

[daring halo]

that makes sense

[lusty gorge]

Shit

[storm whale]

thank you

[unreal kiln]

No this is kinda true kinda

[daring halo]

I guess I personally don't see the value of being tall

[zinc frigate]

i love how i just did a "what gun?" to a bunch of guards and it worked
and the gun totally fell on the floor behind me]

[unreal kiln]

Kind of not really

[lusty gorge]

Anytime broblinskimatorinator

[unreal kiln]

It can be

[daring halo]

I guess I meant without hrt but, I don't know

[unreal kiln]

If the stars align

[storm whale]

🤝

[daring halo]

I'm pretty sure anything can be if the stars align

[fervent maple]

Sports

[unreal kiln]

With hrt and the right genetic indicators you can actually open the plates back up / keep them open for longer

[daring halo]

me no sporty

[fervent maple]

Me neither but being short also doesn't help

[daring halo]

yes

[lusty gorge]

🤝

[unreal kiln]

I wanted to be tall so that I could stop being chest level with everyone

[daring halo]

I guess 5'9 is generally tall where I live, I tower over most people, so that's already good

[storm whale]

so can transmasc people actually gain height because of hrt?

[fervent maple]

I want to not be shorter than most people I meet

[unreal kiln]

It's not like something to expect

But if you do it in a specific pocket it can happen

[storm whale]

interesting

[daring halo]

I remember that transfem with hrt can shrink because of muscle density and/or other factors

[storm whale]

I be learning shit

[daring halo]

that makes sense

[storm whale]

thank you chat

[unreal kiln]

Like for example if you have genes and ur plates close late and then you start hrt right as you turn 18 you can sort of widen ur window and squeeze out an inch or two

[daring halo]

what else do you not know, hmm..

[fervent maple]

Multivariable calc

[storm whale]

there's a lot i don't know

[unreal kiln]

I don't think the opposite is true for transfem

[storm whale]

fuck that shit I'm not going to college I'm going into the trades

[lusty gorge]

Pros of being tall: reaching the top shelf
Cons:back pain
Pros of being short: can reach small place more easily
Cons: breaking your leg when jumping off the sidewalk

[fervent maple]

I hate college

[storm whale]

i already know I would

[fervent maple]

First year over and my mental health is in the gutter

[storm whale]

which is why I'm not doing it

[fervent maple]

Took way too long to get a psychiatrist appt

[daring halo]

hmm, yes

cons of being tall (relative to other people), you walk slightly faster

[fervent maple]

Jokes on you I'm short and have a bad back

[daring halo]

so if there's shorter people in front of you

gotta slow down

[gritty temple]

I’m ragebaiting somebody on Twitter rn by replying with photos of frogs and bugs

[daring halo]

nice

[lusty gorge]

"I am a very tall midget" -asdf movie

[storm whale]

peak

[daring halo]

hhmm.

[gritty temple]

it is so easy to ragebait the ragebaiters

[daring halo]

ants... have no bones 🤯

[fervent maple]

Hey at least I don't have allergies or nun

[storm whale]

indeed

[storm whale]

yeah they have an exoskeleton

[lusty gorge]

You should step up your game
Include pictures of birds

[gritty temple]

True shit

[fervent maple]

That's taking it too far

You might break them if you do that

NOOOO my earbuds died.

It's so over

[pulsar sonnet]

I wish cheese

[lusty gorge]

Twitter users are broken already
We're just kicking the dead corpse

[daring halo]

indeed :3 I personally have no fun facts

I guess hmm

[storm whale]

that's fine

aw fuck

[unreal kiln]

Have you ever used the birthday method

[storm whale]

it's 10:40 and I have to wake up for exams at 6 tomorrow

[unreal kiln]

Insisting it's their birthday even if it's not

[storm whale]

fuuuuuuuuuuck

[daring halo]

hmm, in sci fi, generational ships (ships that does interstellar travel) sometimes doesn't explore the concept of time dilation? idk.. if you go fast enough, doesn't need to be generational

[unreal kiln]

Ppl hate that shit

[daring halo]

.. attempt to sleep immediately

[storm whale]

indoubitably

[lusty gorge]

Now we're beating the corpse with a bat ok

[storm whale]

Goodnight chat wear a seatbelt be safe

[gritty temple]

NEED to do that thank you

[unreal kiln]

Yeah get to bed early king

[storm whale]

[fervent maple]

Also time travel devices don't take into account rotation and movement of the planet

So really they are also space machines!

[unreal kiln]

Say they don't need to be shy if they say it's not

[gritty temple]

I love real ragebaiting it’s so funny

[unreal kiln]

Dudes HATE that shit so much they hate being the special lil birthday boy

[lusty gorge]

Hang on I'ma look up ragebait methods

[pastel crane]

What if I put many such cases in my graduation essay

[unreal kiln]

Another is insisting that you're their friend / coworker

[daring halo]

goodnight

[unreal kiln]

It's so hard to pull off but when it works oh my god they get so scared

[daring halo]

most time travel devices does indeed seem to also do space travel

y'know, an interesting concept would be..

[mossy hedge]

If you were to forced to listen to one of these artists for 1 hour who are choosing
Taylor Swift or Slaughter to Prevail

[lusty gorge]

Ok so I looked it up

[daring halo]

it accounts for earth's orbit but not the rotation

[unreal kiln]

Stp

They do a lot of shows near me

[lusty gorge]

I found two ragebait methods that honestly sound funny for ragebaiting a ragebaiter

[mossy hedge]

I see them 6 times in under 2 years

[lusty gorge]

Just pull the trigger

None of the above

[mossy hedge]

There is no gun

[lusty gorge]

Then get a gun and pull the trigger

Cuz I still choose none of the above

[unreal kiln]

I went to one of those restaurant concerts

Like in subways and shit

Always fun as hell

[lusty gorge]

Chuck e cheese?

[unreal kiln]

This one was in a Jersey Mike's but idk if that's too regional

[mossy hedge]

Well guess you’re listening to Taylor swift for the hour

[fervent maple]

It's me crewmate I am the good guy on the spaceship that complete the task. My goal is to complete all the task before the impostor

[lusty gorge]

Ripping my eardrums out

This is just a torture method

[fervent maple]

Cruel and unusual punishment

[unreal kiln]

Taylor Swift made three good songs and then decided to slop farm

Which is unfortunate

My chemical romance also did that

[narrow atlas]

Huh. Dead by Daylight releases Jason Voorhees on my bday

[fervent maple]

I can't believe journey is doing their final tour

[lusty gorge]

I'ma need my friend to fact check this

[fervent maple]

I gotta get tickets bro

[narrow atlas]

This is a significant to me because I love Friday the 13th more than I do most the people I know

[fervent maple]

Okay mr tech priest

[lusty gorge]

Jason isn't in dbd already?

[unreal kiln]

Well not really they did 3 albums before slop farming

[narrow atlas]

Nope

[unreal kiln]

Who else are slop farmers now

Playboi carti

[narrow atlas]

He’s been in a legal rights hell for decades, but he’s not anymore, so we’re getting loads of new Friday the 13th content

They’re making a new game for him, and a new movie as well

[daring halo]

I thought he'd be like the first killer added or something

[gritty temple]

Same

[unreal kiln]

Zachary Levi

Sleep token

Linkin Park

[lusty gorge]

Jason is like
One of the prime ministers of the horror genre
How is he NOT in dbd???

[narrow atlas]

As I’ve said. His rights have not been available, and the person who was holding them refused to let anyone do anything with him

That’s why they shut down the Friday the 13th game, and there’s been no new movies

I think the holder died, or gave them up, so he’s free now

I think it was Savini who was causing shit, but I’m probably wrong

[daring halo]

yeah that makes sense

Jason was in forsaken for like a little bit

[daring halo]

indeed he is

[narrow atlas]

It’s for the best he’s not in that

I’ve heard nothing, but horrible things about everything from that game

[fervent maple]

How long until he's in Fortnite

[lusty gorge]

Imagine refusing the rights to a murderous corpse
Couldn't be me

[unreal kiln]

Tomorrow

[lusty gorge]

Deltarune

[fervent maple]

Oh nvm he already is in Fortnite

[lusty gorge]

Ngl I instantly logged off Fortnite when I saw fuckin huggy wuggy

[daring halo]

TwT the community maybe, I play the game myself, it feels fine

it's akin to dbd but high paced and active combat I guess

[fervent maple]

I just have it for the guitar hero mode type thingy

[narrow atlas]

He’s more than a murderous corpse

[daring halo]

I like two time, the princess skin, very gender

[unreal kiln]

We all play stealth killers

[narrow atlas]

He’s a horror icon, and the antagonist of what I’d say is the greatest slasher series ever

[lusty gorge]

Why his torso so fuckin long like
He looks so wrong

[unreal kiln]

Ppl who don't know what tunneling is yet still complain about it are a scourge on the game

[narrow atlas]

The DbD community is a cancer that I refuse to interact with

Unfortunately playing the game involves seeing the community, which is why I don’t play it anymore

[unreal kiln]

No I'm not fucking tunneling I chased you through two doors

[fervent maple]

Idk man I just work here

[lusty gorge]

Horror genres most of the time tend to have wholesome communities
Dbd is just the complete opposite

[unreal kiln]

Sorry I didn't lose interest the moment I lost line of sight like a toddler with no object permanence.

Also pig main 4 life

[narrow atlas]

Dead by Daylight players when literally fucking anything:

Deadass I’ve never seen a community so full of cry baby bitches it’s actually insane

[fervent maple]

Dbd players have fun challenge (impossible)

[narrow atlas]

Victim complex: the community

[lusty gorge]

What's worse the Overwatch community or the dbd community

[fervent maple]

Dbd by far

Not even close

Overwatch community gets more hate than it deserves tbh

[unreal kiln]

Ow community sucks pretty bad

[kind skiff]

i go out of my way to avoid tunneling people as much as possible and sometimes still get accused of doing it lmao. dbd community is insufferable

[fervent maple]

I will go into games of overwatch with open mic singing along to katy perry and 7/10 times people will join in

[unreal kiln]

People think tunneling just means chasing

[lusty gorge]

Damn dbd isn't just toxic
It's the whole fucking chemical power plant

[fervent maple]

R6 is worse

Make one mistake and your teammates throws a nitro cell at your cranium

[unreal kiln]

Ow community is unable to have a single peaceful moment but the game itself doesn't have any system to channel that rage

[narrow atlas]

I did a bit of the opposite of tunneling. I would purposely ignore certain players cause like how obviously they want my attention

[unreal kiln]

R6 is fucking evil

[fervent maple]

Idk what you mean by this I very rarely see toxic people in my ow games

Lots of the time it's super chill and supportive unironically

[narrow atlas]

All you making all that noise does is tell me you’re trying to cover a duo who’s not as good. I’ll take easy kills all day long

[unreal kiln]

What rank r u you might be too high

[fervent maple]

But maybe I'm not in the ranked grind enough

[unreal kiln]

Around diamond shit is so toxic because everyone is an egomaniac

[fervent maple]

I only play ranked with buddies so most of my experience is from qp

Now I used to solo queue r6 ranked all the time and that was awful

After that experience I kind of learned to only play ranked with a stack

[lusty gorge]

Ok so we discussed the most toxic community
What Abt the most supportive

[unreal kiln]

Deadlock community is very sweet

Hollow Knight community

[fervent maple]

Arma 3 (this is a joke)

[unreal kiln]

War thunder (this is a joke)

[lusty gorge]

This one I know
Speaking from experience

[fervent maple]

I'm not a part of any actual gaming communities

Helldivers is very hit or miss it's either the goats or the most evil people

[unreal kiln]

The subnautica community used to be nice and now they're all extremely stupid

"if early access costs 30 dollars how much will the full game be" you are a bad person

[kind skiff]

no mans sky, dont starve, and warframe are all pretty supportive in my experience

[unreal kiln]

"10 years for 500 meters" you should not be allowed to work in any country

[lusty gorge]

The animal crossing community is imo very wholesome

[unreal kiln]

Not deltarune

😰

[south raven]

Amazing

[lusty gorge]

Yeah some of the Deltarune community is very toxic

Definitely less toxic than early Undertale tho

[south raven]

Also guess what

I'm gonna try cooking sirloin steak for the first time

[unreal kiln]

Made jacksepticeye quit the game

[south raven]

I gotta marinate it for a few hours

[fervent maple]

Chicken butt

Oh

[lusty gorge]

Markiplier as well if I remember correctly

[south raven]

Avoiding the joke, I'm just that good

[fervent maple]

How could you do this to me

That joke was all I had

[upbeat charm]

-# squeak

[south raven]

Hey I'm an adult I've seen it all

[south raven]

I agree

[fervent maple]

I'm an adult too and it sucks

Can I go back to being a kid

[lusty gorge]

I'm gonna slice your arms and legs into discs and use them for plinko

[fervent maple]

Oh that's nice

[upbeat charm]

real...

[lusty gorge]

[hoary vector]

Forbidden salami

[lusty gorge]

🤤

[fervent maple]

I don't think I would taste good

Bone to meat ratio is not ideal

[lusty gorge]

Wait I just realized why is one eyebrow slightly more raised

[hoary vector]

Youre right
You'd taste fantastic

[lusty gorge]

... Say that again

[south raven]

Fantastic 4

[hoary vector]

That again

[lusty gorge]

Thank you

[hoary vector]

Why? You didnt do anything to warrant an utterance of gratitude 😮‍💨

[hoary vector]

When I hear somebody hit a golf ball with immaculate form

[fervent maple]

It's so hot in my room man

[neat saffron]

[daring halo]

huh

[fervent maple]

Maybe I'll sleep outside

[tender halo]

Hi

[lusty gorge]

🍔&🍟

[fervent maple]

Hi

[lusty gorge]

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀

[hoary vector]

Bro
Im at a loss for words rn🫩

[lusty gorge]

Oh shit discord finally added the eye bag emoji

🫩

How delightful

[fervent maple]

🕴️

[hoary vector]

Bro that's what I said

[hoary vector]

Dont you mean...
Tubulartastic?

[lusty gorge]

Aw shit u said my catchphrase

Now we gotta kiss

[daring halo]

I love this emoji, it expresses such emotions

[hoary vector]

No i said
"Dont you mean...
Tubulartastic?"

[daring halo]

me after 90 quintillion eons of high school

🫩

[fervent maple]

I love free will

[lusty gorge]

Mods gonna have a field day with this shit

[fervent maple]

I'm gonna sleep outside tonight cause it's way too hot in my room and I have free will

[lusty gorge]

Camp night
Make a s'more

[daring halo]

oh my god, you're right

[fervent maple]

But then I have to make a fire

[hoary vector]

I could never but you do you ✋️🥹🤚
"Go outside"
😨

[fervent maple]

And that's a lot of work

[daring halo]

when a member acts inappropriately, this is an appropriate reaction

[lusty gorge]

Use the oven

[daring halo]

🫩

[fervent maple]

That's cheating

[rare cloak]

Hey should i try to run xp on a 2004 computer?god im ol-

[lusty gorge]

It's not cheating if no one knows Abt it

[fervent maple]

But I know about it

[lusty gorge]

Aw fuck my phone's only at 3%

[rare cloak]

:)

[fervent maple]

You should probably plug it in

[lusty gorge]

Aight I'ma leave
Probably play super Kirby clash

[fervent maple]

Okay have fun

I will set up sleeping area outside

[lusty gorge]

I will!
Tata for now dearies

[rare cloak]

And then there were two

[ancient crane]

God damn how long has my account been sitting in this server for

[daring halo]

what is that

[rare cloak]

I have been asking the same question

[rare cloak]

Windows xp

[fervent maple]

Me too bro

[rare cloak]

Its why im calling myself old

[fervent maple]

2021 🫩

[hoary vector]

🫩

[fervent maple]

Oh my god it's 2026

Where did time go

[past schooner]

Does anyone know if Jimmyhere is still with Alanah/ Fitzy?

Just curious

[rare cloak]

Idk

[hoary vector]

Prolly to the soup store

[rare cloak]

Lol

[fervent maple]

What kinda soup do you think it got

[hoary vector]

Clothes

[rare cloak]

But no prob went to get some milk

[fervent maple]

Neat

[hoary vector]

Dont you mean...
Tubulartastic?

[fervent maple]

No I don't because I don't know what that means

Please forgive me

[hoary vector]

Its mine now, bro

[daring halo]

ahh, yes, why not I suppose

[rare cloak]

Hahahahaha im gonna have fun

[hoary vector]

I dont think a 2004 computer can run 'i suppose', bro 🫩

[rare cloak]

Are you sure?

[hoary vector]

Pretty sure

[fervent maple]

Pretty sure... threw a trash bag into space at work

[rare cloak]

Got ddr1 and living the dream

[hoary vector]

You NEVER say the whole thing, bro✌️😢😔

[fervent maple]

But there is a 5 second slow mode I couldn't risk someone stealing it

I had to make a sacrifice

[hoary vector]

You were too late anyways man

[rare cloak]

Im literaly using ddr1 to run windows 10 i can do xp

[fervent maple]

Cause you typed half as much I did

[daring halo]

I'm not well acknowledged enough in 'puters

[hoary vector]

I typed what was necessary to the topic

[daring halo]

I know I played purble place

[rare cloak]

Also note: IT RUNS TERRIBLE AHAHAH

[daring halo]

that makes sense

[hoary vector]

Bro i love terrible
Holy nostalgia 🥹

I'll see myself out

🚪😔🤚 👀
Hey there I go

[fervent maple]

What you did was not nice! It's not nice to do that!

[rare cloak]

Yeah im gonna go full unc on this

[fervent maple]

Do yall fw shrek super slam on the ps2

Peak gaming

[rare cloak]

Age of empires 2 fallout 1,2 halflife, some other things

[rare cloak]

I liked the ps2

[fervent maple]

Ps2 was great

But dare I say Xbox 360 was better

[rare cloak]

Guitar hero came from that

[fervent maple]

Kinekt was hella fun

Lego Batman 2 🥹

[karmic shell]

im too newgen for this conversation

[fervent maple]

Hush child. The adults are talking

[rare cloak]

Im 16 the hell you mean

[fervent maple]

Bro

😭

[karmic shell]

when the hell you get a ps2

[fervent maple]

Maybe I am Unc

[rare cloak]

[rare cloak]

No my friends even call me old lol

[hoary vector]

Bro i had every ps and a GameCube you just gotta lock in

[fervent maple]

If yall didn't experience connecting to a friends game boy to play super Mario bros you missed out

[hoary vector]

Ok grunc

[rare cloak]

Got the gameboy original?

[hoary vector]

I never had a Nintendo till I got a 2ds

[fervent maple]

I have two game boy advance SPs

Still working to this day

[karmic shell]

my nostalgic device was lowk a kindle fire

[rare cloak]

Still got my gamboy runnin pokemon red

[karmic shell]

dont skull react that

[hoary vector]

I tell you what
I played the absolute shihh outta new super Mario bros 2

[fervent maple]

Insert that picture of a really little baby then a slightly older baby on the other half

[karmic shell]

its not that new bruh 💔

[fervent maple]

Newgen

[daring halo]

hm..

[karmic shell]

yeah i know

[fervent maple]

Super Mario bros 3 is peak

[daring halo]

I remember SpongeBob battle for bikini bottom, loved the theme music

[rare cloak]

Ngl this may be because i grew up with a n64

And said gameboy

[fervent maple]

Nintendo 64!!! Oh my god!!! (Those who know)

[karmic shell]

were you playing it when you was 5 what 💔

[fervent maple]

God forbid someone's parents keep their things?

[peak sentinel]

I grew up on gamecube and ps2 before switching to xbox 360

[rare cloak]

Bro i played it when i was 4(not well but i digress

[hoary vector]

Bro are we the same person?

[daring halo]

wow... shadow the hedgog

[karmic shell]

gained consciousness on the n64

[daring halo]

... I messed up the spelling bsdly

[fervent maple]

Never had a GameCube but I had NES and SNES then got a ps2 then 360

[hoary vector]

Nah, im not perfect

[peak sentinel]

Transformers Fall of Cybertron my beloved

[fervent maple]

I will die on this hill but 2ds is better than 3ds

[rare cloak]

HAHAHA thats kinda true

[hoary vector]

Holy ball knowledge

[rare cloak]

I think I missed out on that one

[peak sentinel]

I was so mad when the multiplayer shut down

[karmic shell]

kitten cat simulator 3d is ball knowledge you guys aren't ready to comprehend yet

[fervent maple]

"Guys do you remember jet pack joyride"

[karmic shell]

hear me out guys hold on

[hoary vector]

I was one of the people on top of the bedroom doorframe fr

[karmic shell]

BALL KNOWLEDGE

[dry fern]

[hoary vector]

Our neurons just touched tips frfr

[rare cloak]

Btw this is for the 3d stupid mentioned

[fervent maple]

These youngins bro

You see back in my day

[karmic shell]

gang are you even 20

[fervent maple]

We had to connect 3 different cables to our tv instead of just hdmi

[rare cloak]

Are you even 15?

[hoary vector]

When? When dinosaurs roamed the earth?

[karmic shell]

yeah

[hoary vector]

Are you even 53?

[rare cloak]

Goddamnit

[tired temple]

i almost am :(

[rare cloak]

Hell no

[fervent maple]

No I mean before there were creatures with legs

[fervent maple]

Me too twin me too

[rare cloak]

I already said my age

[daring halo]

is it the one with the Minecraft character chasing you

[hoary vector]

You were only around when there were creatures?

[karmic shell]

yea

[fervent maple]

Yeah sorry I'm newgen

[hoary vector]

The lateness of your reply makes me think you went to try to look it up

[rare cloak]

Hear me out…

Pong

[daring halo]

back in my day.. mm..

[hoary vector]

Gurt

[rare cloak]

What

[karmic shell]

back in my day... uhm... uhhh.... shit

[fervent maple]

Back in my day video games weren't even on dvds and you had to blow in them cartridges to get the dust out

[daring halo]

the TV has this antennae on top of it and I have to adjust it (rotate it around) so the video doesn't go brrr

[hoary vector]

Ok

[daring halo]

and when I touch the antennae it zaps me

[rare cloak]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS YOUR DAY

[hoary vector]

What's the next step

[rare cloak]

Those tvs are nostalgic i liked them

[karmic shell]

the next step is the step after the previous step

[rare cloak]

Audio display and another cable

[fervent maple]

Back in my day we watched these things called VHS tapes

[rare cloak]

Been there done that

[fervent maple]

Back in my day you had to manually roll down the windows on cars

[hoary vector]

Back in my day we had to figure out where the red white and yellow jacks went in cuz we forgot every other time we had to do it

[karmic shell]

one of these days people gon be so fed up with the new shit they go back to the old shit

[rare cloak]

Also theres also these things called floppy disks

Yes i know what those are

[fervent maple]

Couldn't afford a pc back in my day

[karmic shell]

we used to have a truck that still had a manual window roller
fun times

[daring halo]

it's interesting that.. I don't, idk I've never seen such thing again, when I search up TV with antennae on top it's the shaft sort of antennae, not what I meant

[hoary vector]

I mean we still do it manually
You manually press the button to roll it down

[rare cloak]

WDYM CANT AFFORD ONE NOW LOOK AT THE RAM

[fervent maple]

Fair enough

[hoary vector]

Broke = broke it dont account for inflation you bozo😭

[fervent maple]

That's why you just go to the school library or computer lounge and suddenly some goes missing

[rare cloak]

Box tv

[karmic shell]

just get a thinkpad without ram

[rare cloak]

Im 16 working at a damn mcdonalds, the hell you expect?

[fervent maple]

Back in my day everyone was playing this game called magic the gathering

[rare cloak]

WoW

[hoary vector]

Bros working for 0.07 every 7 hours ✌️😔

[rare cloak]

Actually a make a fair amount