#general
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no
that just makes you blind
Thank god
Big Mc thankies from Mc spankies
wHAT
Ohh floob
you know a lot of people
no
Jimbo
BUT I WONT REVEAL TO SOME PEOPLE!:
rib, noodle, hydro, trey and uhh illumi

🐟 fih
it's all up to you 
im going to eat you now
fsdgewwrewr
woah
The I'm see in the he the tree see the he at my in bar he see TV
I hate my appearance for the most part so it's not something I'd really consider doing

be serious do you even wanna see my face?
no? good
uh
banned
no comment
exactly
the tactile feel of shaving my face pleases me
I ate a book
was it good
what book
Yes
Have you guys seen the Michael Jackson movie yet
duhh
Dune
yummy
sandy
I have
no
sand
paper tastes real good icl
It was good
so does graphite
tung tung tung sahur
banned
and eraser

mmmmm uranium
PUT THOSE DAWGS AWAY
Uranium tastes like cheese
if im in class and im bored im turning my desk into feast
they do taste good
oh im such a chud i got 109 friends
Personally I’d eat the whole school
What thy hellaberry
I have 39 people on my friends list
im number 39
I threw a chair at my teacher once
in order or friendliness
both
I have 34, some/most I don’t even talk to anymore
nahhhhhh you're in the top 15 at the very minimum
whos first
I don't have friends even tho I joined discord like May 3
for a second i thought you said you're 34
LMAO
that i have added? my tism twin. he's be 2nd best friend tho so that's not really fair
god 5 years on disc
I'd hop a border for that guy
and almost a year on jimcord
same here
I have 7 years 🥀
Holy
I've been in here the same length of time I've had discord
OLD
ANCIENT
AUNTIE
you're the youngest person ever!
I joined this year
the name the autobot catches, jesus 
Yes, I do in fact officially hold the title of auntie
oh my god i remembered i sent something stupid to thales
I remember when thales reacted to my profile with a bunch of feet emojis
what could it be
the gabriel bodypillow
yes
damn
a man of culture i see

raw salmon
ew
sushi
fih
sashimmiiiiii
fihhh
poke bowl
yum
I did that in japan last year in june
oh my god scary movie
thales is dead now
rip thmagneles

hi tiff
guys i think the Mormons are trying to recruit me
send them to utah
PAHAHAHAHAHA
Tiffy Taffy 
dry wall
Haiiiii :3
Hallloooo :3
Hruuu
Im okii
Wbuuu

I feel fat
Im fat cat, ate two crunch wraps
bangaranga bangaranga
My life is so crazy
I have info on someone that can reflect badly on a group that im in and it sucks
damn
I crave texas roadhouse
Were they yummy?
They were yes
Thas good :3
hate to hear it

Yeyeyee :3 
Hi
ha you didnt scare me
YEAH RIGHT
-# boo.
HAHAUDSUHDISHDKJA AHAHAHHHAH AHHHHHHHH
Bc said person is in a group that would cause a major break in the other group im in like idk what to do bc they are using the same name for the other group and if that other group lead it back to my group almost Half of the people would leave 
How can thy type so big
skill
Oh makes sense
-# or you can whiiisperr
I’m eepy
Go sleepy
Why am I fighting the eepy
Its freaking crazy. Im too scared to say anything to our head of the group then half the people would have to leave for literally besmirching our group

IDK WHAT TO DO
TONIGHT ON JIMCORDS GOT TALENT!!
SHORTIE RIKA WILL FIGHT THE GOD OF SLEEP
It bothers me bc they could literally get our whole group in trouble bc those said people didn't use another name
it would be better without them tho if they're ruining the reputation right?

BITCH

JACKASS
oh? Rika is fighting Sleep?
Worship 
YOU’RE AN ASSJACK

Warship
YOU'RE A CHUD
Warshit
YOU’RE A CHUDLING
YOU'RE A DISCOUNTED HEEL ON TEMU
Arevin can you slap Puppet with your bunny ears for me
Turns Rika into a bunny
Genius
Idk how to explain my situation w/o it being crazy
Puppet I’m double slapping you with my bunny ears
Like its next level
I CAST FUCK YOU YOU WILL NOT
UHHH YEAH I WILL
that's pretty rough
STEALING YOUR EYES

gun


Tf did I walk into
Its like touching the cookie box after your grandma told you not to only for you to open it and its not cookies
a war
Puppet is being a bich

A head pat

Bitcheeter
YAY
damn

GODAMMIT SWAP

ADD IT TO THE COUNT
YOU BALD HEADED JACKASS
ADD 1 TO THE COUNTER
SPEEEUEUEEEEB
im slapping your bald head so hard you will be deleted from herstory
Who's story?
I joined a group bc i was nosy and now I pay the consequences with the information ik but in turn I found out that some people are using a name that can lead back to another group im in along with another handful of people
Im sooooo fucked
is there a counter for people calling you "bitcheteer"?
because that sounds really funny
ANOTHER ONE
I even found dirt on half the city im in
Also yes last time he said how many times specific ppl called him that
21 times from rosé
2 time from arie
6 times by swap
2 time by veems
I wasn't calling him that
Wtf do I do cuz now i don't wanna shake anyone's hand
21 times from rosé
2 time from arie
6 times by swap
2 time by veems
1 time by HGF
NO 
then don't
YES
I have been tricked
Thats the hard part. Its hard to explain everything without thales banning me
I know too much
that fucken sucks
I feel like the king in yellow
Tables ban them anyways for no raisin
Then i take this with me
thamabkles don't ban river
GETCHYO STINKY PAWS OUTTA HERE
Nananabooboo
Thabables ban homple

yes
THATS IT
he called me a BITCH
WHAT
I'm taking away ur wifi

naur
WHAT
lowkey evil
wha
THALES KILL HIM
NOOOOOOO
I didn't do anything 
Homple
because he called me a bitch
puppet is being salty
wooooow
maybe you shouldn't be a bitch then
SEE?!
no
mmhhh
what is your argument
I didn't mean the first time but I damn sure did the second
oop
uhhhhh puppet has a skill issue and I don't
good point

im going to drive this rusty nail into your throat
ouch
🔨
WHERE?!
he's playing the marimba in my school band
oh!
he's cooking
damn straight he is
This made me cover my neck lmao
yeah that mental image was lowkey vile


🥒
Pepper
cucumber
yes
That's a dog

was that supposed to scare me
not really
it was still funny


i never understood who the person in your pfp was
I love these profiles
it's Homple
it's a snake with a tophat and mechanical arms
I can send you the image that started it all if you want
Lion on the other side
Happy Memorial Day eve!
🎉
Just read your bio lol. Do you update that every day?😮
They do
I try my best to
I’m a very jolly fellow
cool cat
Thats a rabbit
Hi chat
Bart Simpson does not look like that
Thales idk what to do man
Bc what I found i need to tell someone but I want to stay anonymous bc I really don't wanna be outed either
I didn't do anything wrong but someone else did. And idk
This guy has clearly never watched family guy
Raaah! Hello y’all
just get powerful
huh?
maybe /report? or you can dm me, if it's related to the server

ello chatlings
Hello Luka 
🫴 🥕
carrot

Tree
😋,2️⃣4️⃣🥕
Delicious, thank you 
Not urs
Enjoy buny
Im out of carrots and like i still have to give clover carrots too
This might be the biggest mistake space marine has ever made. They made a primary weapon a secondary, and gave it to the melee classes
Entire point is they’re not supposed to be a major threat at range. That may no longer be the case
second time youve used confusion while im in chat in a row btw
huge dog
:p
h og 🐗
Hi silly blue chef

the h
Its more of a personal thing
I know to much and don't know what to do
Muh
Aurelia isn't here i miss them :(
the bluetooth device is ready to pair
Ready to pear 🍐
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
how do i get them to stop tho
Idk i dont play the game
i need dingus dollarsss🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
like on one side of the island i got two miis on a lil date, and then theres just ww3 on the other side
i need art perms so bad
Ze blootoof device iz reddy tu paighre.
o no my miis depressed now
I’m giggling with joy rn. I’m back to playing space marine PvP, and I’ve found one of my old enemies
ill give him some wind up teeth to make him not depressed
This dude has fought against, and with me so many times. Didn’t think he’d still be around
hes still depressed
Maybe some other names will pop up
o you just gotta give your miis random shit to cure em of their depression
Random bullshit go!
So I did end up eating
I made uh
Indian spiced pork chops
And cheese sauce pasta 😩🙏🏻
It was
ZHO GOUD
i need somthing to draw rn, sum cool
Cause the freezer...
akakakakaaaaa
Me frfr
whoops
Why are you laughing in Brazilian
keep forgetting i cant use gifs:(
Death by lethal injection
ion wanna draw a freezer🥀
but they're so cool

something epic then
A peepo fridge


😭
copycat
Yay
Yall ever lock in so hard yall forget to breathe?
Just had to carry a team. I went 22/7. my second place was 8/15
hi people
One minute was 60 seconds ago 😍💪🏻
Fuck you
no way 🤯
wut?
it was a joke man

Hi
What could this have possibly said
:p
why are the banned terms in rules able to be copied to clipboard lol
i didnt even know you could do that
They accidentally pinged me instead of someone else
No like they’re highlighted and they copy to clipboard by clicking once with no extra inputs
You
They
Fun fact of the day: if you can't prove it wrong, then you can't prove it right either
Wheres the fun fact
thats just proof by contradiction in a nutshell 💀
500 dollars
idk what that is
Of course you don't.
proving something by saying “what if it was wrong”
What if being wrong is wrong
it's like how if something doesn't have side effects then it doesn't have effects at all
Would u rather be on a team with stoll or 500 buff men?
if wrong wrong then you knows right right, by wronging the wrong all you’re left with is right
before was was was, was was it
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
The choices
You mean stroll
Im not suprised
Nothing guarantees the 500 men are gonna have money
Maybe they're all broke as fuck
And ugly
Fine stroll or 500 hot men
would you rather be get punished for the horrible, horrible, horrible crimes you've commited, or get a daves double with a side of potato wedges and an iced tea
Its a coin flip
Fine stroll or 5 rich hot buff men
I'd rather be on a yacht in Monaco
We'd have to get into details of how hot are they
Everything u find attractive
It's not like the offer is too varied
"Money doesn't buy happiness" Elongated muskrat - the richest dude on earth
If that's including all the other F1 men I like then...
I'd pick the 500 men
But there's no 500 F1 drivers
So stroll
My favorite enemy left the lobby 
Damn
Damn tech thats rough
Is that a good or bad thing
i know what stroll is why would you assume otherwise
Bad. None of these people know how to fight me
Tuff message
I have no idea what you're saying
I think they hate stroll
i know what that is
I don't even think they know who he is
why would you assume that
Ah he's just ragebaiting

me reading chat with zero context:
Anyways I'm gonna go rob a bank
Gl
In game
I hate him as a driver, as a person he is eh
too late i already did
Same
-trillion aura
Hai hydro
The hai that killed general
In one of my engineering classes… who’s Eddie? And why is he Current?


🍪
Just you wait Veemo…. I know what one of the surprises will be
Oh no
The buny
🐰
I'll do my best
Mi a go make yuh happy 
Wagwan mi sistren? 
?

(hru sister)
Oh I’m meh I guess hbu
Bwaaa
hru tiff

Im good :3 wbuu
w<
Aw priti gyal noooo 
Mi a be doing irie ya know
tired

nell guess what
Chicken butt
a rich person has it the freefalling downfall
?

do u want me to dm u the video nell?


So boooooreeed
🤝 
I’m boutta dip, got stuff to do
how yall doin??
fair enough nell
Doing good bro
love to hear it :)
welcome descartes
ello
lol
reptileboi
horse pfp

Oh
Hush
I was gonna say I felt like I was missing a joke or reference.
I shant hush my hush bones
I used to have a Reptile PFP
But you straight up summoned em
twas my bearded dragon
I will now summon moloch
I love bearded dragons
anyone want to do me a huge favor i will never pay you back for that nobody will probably do
GERO SHAY CRUO MARANAX PALLEX PANDEMONIUM REGNAT
What would that be, Soldier TF2?
oh oops I accidentally summoned TADC fans...
How do you accidentally do that?
i need a xbox giftcard for very stupid reasons

I was trying to summon the evil God of child sacrifice
I took a nice little nap
E Y I K E R S
That would be in Walmart. Sacrifice it for the Great Value god for lower prices.
that would unironically make more sense than what they have ever been sacrificed for
like the punics would sacrifice children to Baal so their crops would grow faster

Welp, I'ma go head off to bed
dumbasses didnt know you can simply buy vegetables from the store

Guess I'll do the same but first MEDS
Huh these figs aren’t looking too good…maybe if I throw my kid in a fire they will grow.
nightt
😭
dude thats such an oversimplification
Dutch that's not a very good Idea 😭
dude…uncool
I wonder if he will ever cover pol pot's cambodia
its one of my favorite pieces of history just because its so hard to believe
noo why do they purge
so is that a no???
only true people know this team
alright buddy quito horsing around
No
god
yes
she would probably dip me in green water for science but shed look cool doing it so its okay
She'd run several experiments on ya without a care in the world

but she looks cool doing it so its ethical
Agreed
I should chat in here more often since well I usually chat in train related servers
I feel like I’m on another planet rn
what if you are
Oh you smokin that good good
I took a nap at 9PM and just woke up at 12:30AM
I don’t feel like I’m on earth right now I’m so out of it

bingus bongus i melted a candle today oops
Woop
get out of my planet zipzorg
!aa
bingus bongus is the sound my massive bronze gong makes when i announce to the world I have come out of my little dwarven forge to torment them
All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have anxiety
i am the funny little man who plays with metal and i WILL hit the gong
this is true
me drinking water before ive had my meds and my brane hating me for it
heres a secret technique, dont tell anybody, when a random stranger on the internet complains that something you enjoy is problematic you can just be like "I dong car"
if you feel extra spicy you can make the thing youre enjoying extra problematic on purpose too
Mmmmm
being evil can be funny. but only if its the funny evil like poking your friends in the back of the head or rotating their possessions 15 degrees
one time a friend went to the bathroom
so i hid their snack behind their water bottle
I have watched monster so "evil" is a pretty high bar for me
like johan is so evil, its a very widely accepted theory that if he was ever to meet kira from death note, he would make him write his own name on it
i love providing bg music for the most chaotic vc of all time
dog's life - dog pound
Roar
popping a choccy milk
i burned my tongue real bad a few hours ago eating a potato in beef stew and it still hurts
Are schizophrenic people just people having sleep paralysis 24/7
Ooof
No cause they’re not paralyzed
the potatos still tasted good like usuak

Hello peoples
Can someone help a fella out?
Depends
Who’s Someone?

Can you see what I'm playing When you click my profile?
Not currently
Nope
Deadlock is like crack
Nah
I'm so close to over 60% wr on every character
Idk how to make it so you can, I tried what Google said
Woohoo free crack 
I completely forget im not gonna lie
Makes sense, I'm trying Google again
Billy is genuinely addicting to play tho I might take a lil to get to know him 🤤
If you’re playing on steam you just gotta link it to your discord
And then it shows up
I'm playing on Xbox, I have it linked but it's not showing up
Go to bed
Ive no clue then lol. Clover’s xbox will say they’re playing something long after they turn it off
And when you wake up it will be done
What about now?

I made coconut rice and ginger turmeric chicken with a glaze
With mixed vegetables
Simple for tonight
Peek-a-boo || 🍞 ||
hai chattt!!
Yoo
accurate
Literally haha. Its how I feel being online
Other times I feel like this talking to chat
chat is more active earlier in the day, I'm guessing most ppl here are in EST
Pretty much US time, a lot of Europe and Australia
I suppose so. You'll catch me on here still bc of my time zone. Im the last time zone in the US
Like for me rn it's 11pm xD
it's 2am for me
Its 10pm for me
Goodness sakes
I have insomnia 💔
I just struggle with the actual going to sleep part but I fall asleep easily after I'm in bed lol
I fell asleep faster in school than I do at home
(I graduated) 
Swweeeet
honestly school was boringly easy
I slept in like every class but still passed each one
You at home
pretty much lol
bwuh
Random dep appearance
That’d be really cute
Ikr!


I had a dream where I was playing TF2 but then like 800 ao onis showed up and killed everyone

Eight. Hundred. Onis.
Specifically fuwatti
Anyone who has won a prize in the ylyl challenges, whar was it like to win???
nyanyanyanya
Aaaagh trying to decide what to do for shoes for this design
Big boots
Damn….
True

Big boots
Boots with the fur
I was picked for Vip when submitting for the live ylyl but I made a joke out of it bc jimmy Said if you live in Houston come join and I was like bet and durning the submitting I put my state of TX but its actually Ak so typically the right city just wrong state.
Bad day
Hbu
Aw 🫂
I'm feelin irie
anyone want to binge skibidi toilet with me?
when i become a ghost i'm gonna just look for people playing games late at night then randomly grab their shoulders to scare them
Rib mi sistren... Wha yuh don pan bout 
Does anyone here play Forza horizon 6?
imagine gaming late at night tired as shit then you feel something violently grab your shoulders 😭
is this a yes or no
no 
Is good
I got off my first shift 40 minutes ago
Kill me 
alright flip you ma'am im going to watch it by myself
Internet is being Stoobid so like idk what to
Uh
We have
All of our work
Online
So we cannot do
Anything at all
You a moth?
gulp
No mi bredren, mi a dun be one dem strawberry dragon now
You eat clothe like a moth
Blankie :p
I just got off a JOB
Mmm
Blanket
Trying to now think of a cool design for this shirt lol
@proper crest are you ticklish
waking up from a late afternoon nap at midnight is the closest feeling one can get to being utterly high as a kite without needing to smoke
🫴 🍪
Also that was me spawning them in
One of my boyfriends' phones broke and won't charge, now I won't be able to talk to him for like a month..
Dang
Huh
That was so odd
I think API had a latency spike
Damn….
Mb i ate a chunk of its code
It’s fine though I was just so confused
3:30 am
🍪
🫴cookie
Hes gonna strangle kimi and his engineers for fucking up his car
@coral token russel has been fined 5k € plus suspended for 12 months for throwing his neck piece
hi
hello
I'm doing good wbu
Good meowning everynyan
good afternoon
hi!! are you guys okay-?! ;w;
oh-, I'm okay, just tired, thanks for asking
Yuh
Sorry for late response we got sidetracked
:)
we are ok
Day started bad
But is ok now
I’m still awake for literally no reason I’m still awaaaaaake
Morning
ahh, I see, it's good that the day is ok now :3 sorry that it started bad though-
meow
why
Stupid cat

i love Oreos......
aw.. that's very unfortunate
Stretch as much as you can and hold that position for 30 seconds
hmm.. interesting technique
Low key feels nice
the most potent way to get me sleepy is giving me a school task
Yeah now you do it again and GET OFF THE PHONE ITS NOT HELPING
Kk
Problem solved
nice
the stretching as much as possible technique seems interesting but I see how it works
would probably just give me a double leg cramp or something
You
You
Hru floobie
I'm crucified
Are u ok (dms are open if u need it)
Yeah im great
common ball ngl

Tbh at this point elite ball knowledge is common loot
People ruined the phrase
real
true elite ball knowledge is knowing about Bird Guy
the best character in fiction
clover doesn’t have an emoji of bird guy this is the 2nd worst day of its life
has anyone seen gameoverse?
It’s so hot I’m gonna die
No, no one here has even heard of gameoverse
It’s too niche of a pilot

Mf looks like a grape
So funny I forgot to laugh
happens
That didn’t mean keep the joke going 
what
there's a "comedian" over here
Disgusting. Banish yourself at once

today's subject, the Ming-Qing transition
Transition? Trans? Transgender?
(Not sorry)
.. hmm
don't be lmao its great
Hai chat
Hallo
How are yall?

Sleepy
chilling
Then sleep
I caaaaaant
Hi Puppeteer
You sleep
Then sleep
Shhhh
Hiya
Hit.
Hi neptune!

Hellooo!!
Naps! Hi hello

meow
Downloading weed.exe
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Really? No one knows this reference?
Its been 0.1 seconds since you sent that
Wowie zowie
Toradora
hmm
WHAT
Hmmm in hungry for a döner...
topics.. topics..

NOOOOOOOOOOO
THE STREAMING PLATFORM I WAS USING GOT DESTROYED
that happens from time to time
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES
there's always more platforms!! I think
But but but but but
I agree
hiiii haii
You
I’m low-key super freaked out rn
Atp just eradicate them from existence
👈
😭
Yes you
Somehow someone in our mutual servers on discord found my personal Instagram account
What happened?
How are you
I see
Like this account is my irl account
WHAT THE FUCK
Sleepy
interesting.. how could that possibly happen
...stalking?
or was it in reverse? they had your contact first..
no no, not the intent, but the means, idk, seems scary
I don't think rika gives out her contact information to people on discord
I suppose so, though there is a feature on discord to discover user by contacts but, perhaps it had nothing to do with this
I'm at a coffee shop
This account has no link to my other accounts in any way
And plus if they already had it it wouldn't be bad if they found the insta account because rika knows they have her info
I dmed them but I’m scared
Okay so turns out it was through sending an Instagram link on ylyl entries
I had no idea it gave out your Instagram username
silly
That feels slightly less creepy, but awkward
And now my irl name is known and probably my face too
You!

Take back what i said, kill everyone






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