general

[indigo hull]

Entitled fans

[brisk shard]

i mean, arent the creators of glitch SMG4?

[upbeat charm]

yes

[brisk shard]

theyre youtubers

[urban valve]

SM67

[glass gate]

Yep

[sick panther]

🐟

[brisk shard]

not god

[urban valve]

OH MY GOD IM SO FUNNY

[brisk shard]

glitch isnt even a classic production company

[upbeat charm]

meta runner season 1 was on smg4 because glitch hadn't been it's own thing yet

[indigo hull]

-# said no one

[urban valve]

I said it actually

[crisp hornet]

no you didnt

[upbeat charm]

unrelated but hasbro should make more mature transformers shows

like adaptations of either the IDW or Skybound comics would be insanely cool

[glass gate]

Demonology

Is an AMAzing roblox game

[coral token]

MAN

[icy mason]

oh yo it’s maxwell

i think

[indigo hull]

Woman

[coral token]

men

🏳️‍🌈

[glass gate]

Women

[icy mason]

oh yea pretty random question but is there a specific channel i can use to check the dingus dollar balance

[coral token]

ewww

[coral token]

no, any channel works

[gritty temple]

Puppy has headache ouuuuuugggggg

[icy mason]

oh god what was the command again

[languid grove]

Checking my dingus dollar balance in ylyl entries

I’m so smart

[coral token]

we know ❤️

[gritty temple]

let me check my awesome balance that is totally very high

[peak sentinel]

Non-Binary

[coral token]

it's /dd balance

[gritty temple]

I’m surprisingly not as poor as I expected

[twin holly]

[coral token]

you are poorer that Soda lmao

[languid grove]

I’m almost at 40k dd

[coral token]

/srsJ

[indigo hull]

Happy day of spawning man-face

[gritty temple]

Whimpers

[bleak warren]

happy birthday pnut

[coral token]

my dad baked bread

[indigo hull]

where’s woman face

[gritty temple]

Dizzy aaauauuuuauauuu

[coral token]

he is suprisingly a good bread maker

and he cooks really well

[icy mason]

Okay so I just found out that I can apparently get image perms

[gritty temple]

No you can’t

[icy mason]

wat

[gritty temple]

I lied im evil

[opaque oak]

SwaySway and Buhdeuce

[coral token]

evil arch

[gritty temple]

Wags mah tail

[gritty temple]

Awruff:333

[glass gate]

Applaud me

[ember dock]

Meep

[coral token]

i understand 0 of this reference

[icy mason]

thales please add one electron to every atom in arch’s body

[gritty temple]

WEHHH

[opaque oak]

Ducks with bread

[coral token]

riiiight...

now i understand 0.5

[ember dock]

[icy mason]

oh yea so since I apparently have enough dingus dollars to gain image perms (you need over 1500 from what i know), how do i get said perms

[twin holly]

@prime spoke

[glass gate]

Son😔😭✌️

[coral token]

son went to a message 3 years old

[bleak warren]

sonion ring

[coral token]

with the command expressed in #roles

[indigo hull]

blooming sonion

[coral token]

lmao

i love onions

caramelized yum

not raw

[humble isle]

I’m back.

[coral token]

hi back

welcome, new member.

[languid grove]

I don’t know anyone named Back

[coral token]

welcome to our server

[icy mason]

do you know anyone named front?

[coral token]

in which you've never been before

[languid grove]

Oh yes I do

[humble isle]

And now among the hoi polloi.

[indigo hull]

bribe someone for your artists role

[languid grove]

You’re new member role now

[humble isle]

I don’t need to. I’ll get it back eventually I think..

[twin holly]

Gotta earn it

[languid grove]

Peanut birthday??

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

there's at least 30 pixels in that emoji

[languid grove]

Too many pixels my bad

[humble isle]

Do I gotta like

List which things I had or do I just wait..

[twin holly]

Earn it back Buster

Rise and grind

[gritty temple]

BORTBDAY WEEEEE

[indigo hull]

you sound like a dick lmao

[languid grove]

OOP

[humble isle]

I need to enter the DD stock market and trade my way to the top.

[gritty temple]

DD bitcoin

[glass gate]

Rayman legends

[humble isle]

UGGGHHH My three year join legacy.. WASTED!! My perfect reputation GONE and all to a DIPSHIT CRYPTO SCAM ⛈️

[indigo hull]

DD Stock Market crash

[gritty temple]

Lacey why did you try to buy crypto

[glass gate]

I've been here for 2 years😔✌️

Yet im not known by anyone

[humble isle]

It was very convincing.

[gritty temple]

Silly goose

[humble isle]

They even had Logan Paul in on it. You can’t refuse that.

[indigo hull]

he's still relevant?

[coral token]

wha

hearing that name

oof

[humble isle]

THALES forgive me for being annoying. Do I just wait for my roles or did I just lose everything?

[coral token]

you lost everything sorry

jk ask @kindred minnow

tell him what you had

[humble isle]

Do I just DM him?

[coral token]

here is fine

[undone cypress]

nuclear war is bad for kittens

[indigo hull]

that is indeed true

[humble isle]

Uhhh.. if I remember correctly, Artist, Rosy Pink Vanity, Dingus, Image Perms, Sticker/Suggestion Perms, Streaming Perms

[untold dirge]

i agree

[humble isle]

And anything else wasn’t important enough for me to care.

[sudden nest]

New Artist

You're an artist, @humble isle.

Automated by: JimmyHereBot · May 24, 2026, 7:38 PM

[coral token]

there's one

[indigo hull]

Moth Ross lmao

[storm whale]

oh lacy return

welcome back

[humble isle]

Don’t fall for free robux, kids.

[languid grove]

HELP

[zinc frigate]

Welcome back Lacey

[languid grove]

IT WAS A ROBUX SCAM??

[storm whale]

no

[zinc frigate]

I don’t think so

[humble isle]

I’m not that stupid Rika.

[twin holly]

Yes

[languid grove]

You said it so seriously

[twin holly]

PayPal me $30,000

[languid grove]

[humble isle]

I think another website I used the same password for got leaked.

[twin holly]

And you can have robux

[storm whale]

oh happy birthday

[languid grove]

Seems legit

[humble isle]

Cuz I didn’t click anything sketchy or out of the ordinary, I just woke up to this.

[coral token]

lmao

[zinc frigate]

Can’t say the guys name but the fake crypto thing Lacey sent me was interesting

[indigo hull]

that's what the general assumption was

fell victim to a data leak

[storm whale]

indeed

[coral token]

no, we know you tried to get free robux

don't lie!

[zinc frigate]

I’m glad I have 2FA

[storm whale]

same

[coral token]

[humble isle]

And VBucks :3

[coral token]

gasp

i knew it

[indigo hull]

genuinely surprised me that it wasn't the Mr. Beast one

[coral token]

VIP on DTI

[humble isle]

And fuckin.. I don’t now mine coins or whatever Minecraft bedrock has.

[zinc frigate]

Don’t forget the minecoins

[humble isle]

My career as a transfem is over, I’m pivoting to alpha male rug pulls.

[coral token]

LMAO

[ashen dagger]

bedrocks always had minecoins, hasnt changed

[zinc frigate]

Why not be an alpha girl?

[coral token]

''this is why beta males are better than alpha males'' video

intro here

[zinc frigate]

Not always

[ashen dagger]

do we want to count real money

[zinc frigate]

I’m an omega girl yall can’t even comprehend

[coral token]

AOOOOOOOOO

baby i'm preying on you tonight

[storm whale]

what

[coral token]

it's a song

[storm whale]

banned

[coral token]

a very popular song.

[zinc frigate]

Lmao I know the song

[coral token]

i'm the alpha i'm the leader i'm the one to trust

[humble isle]

Were emojis from other servers always locked to sticker perms?? I thought it was just stickers.

[storm whale]

nope

at least i don't think so

I've had perms for a while

[coral token]

nitro allows you to use stickers from other servers regardless

[urban valve]

me too

[storm whale]

nope you gotta have perms

[twin holly]

F1 in Can*da

[humble isle]

Judging how I can’t do this I don’t think that’s true

[zinc frigate]

Thales the sticker perms role

[zinc frigate]

Also happy birthday

[storm whale]

indeed

[coral token]

that is literally one of nitro's descriptions tho

[storm whale]

doesn't matter

[coral token]

they list it

[urban valve]

well maybe if this server was friggin like that

[coral token]

ermm are you the mod?

[zinc frigate]

Yes but here we got the role for sticker perms

[storm whale]

this server works off a different system

[coral token]

I KNOW

[storm whale]

[humble isle]

You need to have both nitro and the sticker perms for this server.

[coral token]

mfs acting like i haven't been here for 4 years

[zinc frigate]

And I think that’s any sticker not just nitro

[coral token]

kills all of you

[humble isle]

Both. I only have the nitro part currently..

[urban valve]

or you can just boost

[indigo hull]

Thales? hardly know 'em

[urban valve]

and lock tf in

[coral token]

just get nitro basic

and boost

[storm whale]

do you get extra dd for boosting?

[humble isle]

Oh yeah birthday

[coral token]

no

[storm whale]

then why boost

[indigo hull]

how much is Nitro basic again?

[twin holly]

$8,000

[coral token]

because you want to

[indigo hull]

the real answer please

[twin holly]

$8,000

[coral token]

boosting gives you access to other things

[zinc frigate]

I just remembered last time I was banned I just used the tons of DD I had and just bought all my roles back

[storm whale]

Last I checked (last year) 3 a month (2.99)

[drowsy bridge]

$30 a year

[storm whale]

I see

[indigo hull]

that's not bad tbh

[zinc frigate]

Instead of waiting for admins to give em back

[humble isle]

Oh! I didn’t know you kept it.

[indigo hull]

may pick it up for my birthday

[granite totem]

[humble isle]

Well in that case.

[zinc frigate]

Do a dd balance you probably do

[coral token]

for me it's 15 UWU

[zinc frigate]

I did because it was within the same day

[storm whale]

yeah I had a ton of extra cash last year so I just bought a whole year of nitro basic

[humble isle]

I can’t count.

[coral token]

we knew

[indigo hull]

mood

[coral token]

lmao

[storm whale]

just use a calc

[coral token]

owo

[zinc frigate]

Mods, donate my DD to Lacey

[humble isle]

There. Now I’m

[coral token]

we can't even do that

[indigo hull]

you are no longer a new member

[humble isle]

I bought the wrong role fuck

[coral token]

lmao

[indigo hull]

welcome back lmao

[coral token]

HAHA

dummy

smh

[storm whale]

why are you forwarding a message from 4 years ago

[humble isle]

THERE

[coral token]

they're bored

[humble isle]

NOW IM

[coral token]

apparently

[glass gate]

Because im a chud

[indigo hull]

now it's like you never vanished

[coral token]

TPA_Circle_Pink

[zinc frigate]

Jarvis, teleport this man 1 meter to the right

[coral token]

Jarvis, give me a kiss

[storm whale]

Jarvis, shit in a random person's pants

[coral token]

lmao

[humble isle]

Oh I can do my emojis now

[zinc frigate]

Yay

[coral token]

i have reflux

[indigo hull]

Go Go Gadget, unshit my pants

[humble isle]

[coral token]

but i want coffee

what to do

[zinc frigate]

[coral token]

do i risk dying

[storm whale]

eat bean juice

[coral token]

mmm bean juice

[humble isle]

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

why so >:3

[humble isle]

Discord support stopped the compromise pretty early.

[coral token]

weird discord W

[zinc frigate]

Don’t worry I seem mischievous but I’m baffled irl

[coral token]

semi w

[humble isle]

Only like a dozen people got DMd and none of them fell for it lmao

[zinc frigate]

I’m confused on what I want to do, and confused on my parents

[zinc frigate]

I was asleep when it sent it to me lmao

[storm whale]

[upbeat charm]

omg you're back

[zinc frigate]

“Later we may go bowling and YOURE COMING WITH US”
Like why would I say no? I love going bowling

[humble isle]

So was I. Not even a full five hours.

[zinc frigate]

As long as they’re not being annoying I don’t care I’ll go and have fun and CRUSH THEM INTO THE LANES

[humble isle]

Actually I don’t think it was even for a full 30 minutes.

[storm whale]

bowling can be pretty fun

[humble isle]

Discord restricted the account like 20 minutes after the scam started.

[zinc frigate]

discord W

[humble isle]

And I’m guessing the restriction was let go when I gained back control.

[zinc frigate]

It still sucks that happened to you

[coral token]

everyone should already have 2FA

[storm whale]

indeed

[coral token]

said the evil 2FA promoter

[storm whale]

[gritty temple]

3FA WHEN !!!!

[coral token]

4FA!

[coral token]

Soon

[storm whale]

6FA

[gritty temple]

Yipee !!!

[coral token]

they will ask for face recognition, fart sample, DNA

blood

and eye ball scan

[thin prairie]

17 38 FA

[jolly forge]

Hey guys

U guys saw the flames of disaster?

[coral token]

the who

[gritty temple]

I can’t see I have no eyes

[coral token]

who burnt now

[jolly forge]

Ah k. Cuz my friend knuckles has the power

[coral token]

i have no ass but i must fart

[storm whale]

me

[coral token]

you do look crispy

well now we are all crisp

[jolly forge]

He was at my bowling competition once

[coral token]

anyone selling iodine tablets?

[storm whale]

crispy ginger (sun roasted)

[coral token]

yummm

i love crispy gingers

[storm whale]

soulless chips

[coral token]

i also love wavey cheetos

[jolly forge]

Fun times. Still gotta find way to get a house so I can move out of my moms house. Makes a good snack plate though

[coral token]

they are so much better than regular cheetos

idk why they haven't made like

sour cream and onion yet

[storm whale]

I need to find another aura farmer pic hol up

[coral token]

pf

[gritty temple]

I think that Diet Coke and skinny pop and sugar free caramel hard candies are the best things ever put upon this earth by mankind

[gritty temple]

The creature

Kibby cat

[zinc frigate]

[jolly forge]

Yall seen knuckles?

[gritty temple]

No I don’t have knuckles I have paws

do paws have knuckles .,,

googling this rq

[languid grove]

Hallo !!

[jolly forge]

No like the echidnea. Knuckles

[gritty temple]

I was WRONG paws do have knuckles

[indigo hull]

echidney

[narrow atlas]

[gritty temple]

mmnnnmmm enchilada

[zinc frigate]

[jolly forge]

I’ll go ask Sonic then

[zinc frigate]

How are you rika

[coral token]

yum

chimichangas

with salsa verde

🤤

[zinc frigate]

My cookie clicker finished printing yay

[lethal sierra]

🍔

[zinc frigate]

Still smells like super glue now but looks delicious

I could go for some Oreos rn

[storm whale]

I couldn't find the image I was looking for

😔

[drowsy bridge]

I’m so jolly!!

[jolly pier]

hi

wanna see my pet cat

[jolly pier]

his name is herbert

[narrow atlas]

[jolly pier]

nice cat

my cat has a bomb

and. oh dear god he exploded

[light nexus]

SnooPINGUS usual I see

[humble isle]

[jolly pier]

no

no girls allowed

[coral token]

[jolly pier]

oh god here comes the mod

[storm whale]

banned

[coral token]

banned x2

[indigo hull]

banned²

[languid grove]

Bannedx3

Glaggle’s was ineffective for some reason

[stuck pier]

Yo

[urban valve]

oy

[stuck pier]

yo rot

[urban valve]

boi ts so tuff sonion

[stuck pier]

boi

[gritty temple]

I’m sometimes a girl what does this mean for me

Am I only allowed occasionally

[indigo hull]

Flip a coin

[gritty temple]

True ….,,,..

[sharp geyser]

btw who think which country is gonna be top 2 or 3 on group A in upcoming world cup?

[gritty temple]

I dunno !!!!!!!!

[sharp geyser]

well there are south korea, mexico, czechia and south africa

my prediction of group A

1. South Korea
2. Mexico
3. Czech
4. South Africa

[glass gate]

World cup

[bleak warren]

the world has a cup

is it thirsty

[humble isle]

Football dries my mouth by watching it.

That means it’s really boring I think

[indigo hull]

That’s one theory

[bleak warren]

i prefer the teamwork of man and machine

[pearl spoke]

hello

[indigo hull]

Stock car racing really is more an endurance sport

See who can wheel around a swelteringly hot car at 200 MPH with 39 other people with one goal in mind, win.

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[carmine venture]

Yep

Kinda wish they did more tour tracks tho

More people would come to the sport to see that

[indigo hull]

More overseas exhibition races too

Bring NASCAR back to Japan ffs

[carmine venture]

Yeah one at the Nuremberg ring would be sick

[indigo hull]

[upbeat charm]

the garage 56 camaro but it's the entire lineup

[carmine venture]

Dude one at le mans

[indigo hull]

NASCAR at Le Mans would be wild

[carmine venture]

Seeing them battle on the straight line part would be so sick

[upbeat charm]

who's gonna tell glaggle....

[indigo hull]

I know they had one at 24 Hours of Le Mans

[upbeat charm]

oh okay then yeah

[indigo hull]

But a full on race with 40 Stock Cars?

[bleak warren]

that was so cool, that made me happy

[carmine venture]

Yeah seeing it go even with some of the evs was sick

[drowsy bridge]

You are hungry and want to eat the football

[sharp wasp]

Wsg y'all?

[carmine venture]

If only the one non American part didn't break then it would've placed higher

[coral token]

HAAAAAAA

HHAHAAAAA

Fuck YOU RUSSELL

Shit wrong chat

[indigo hull]

LMAO

[coral token]

:p

My chats are too close together

Well that's a peak of me during F1

I turn straight

Like a man watching football

[indigo hull]

Understandable have a great day

[carmine venture]

Whats everyone's thoughts on forza 6

Ive heard its actually kinda peak

[urban valve]

i got a free car code from crunchyroll but i dont have the game

[coral token]

Lmao

Free Is free

[indigo hull]

I should lwk find a way to tax the rain

[drowsy bridge]

Okay, Nestle

[gritty temple]

I don’t remember which racing game it is but I heard of a racing game where there’s an AI you play with that keeps either being unfairly fast or literally just pushing you off road

Evil ass AI

[ruby zealot]

i heard evil

[jolly forge]

Evil?!

Larry???

[storm whale]

it was me

Ginger Supreme

[prime canopy]

eating pickles like im on estrogen even though im not yet

[indigo hull]

its your body preparing

or something idk im not a scientist

[gritty temple]

Does estrogen turn you into a pickle fiend or something

[ruby zealot]

yes

[gritty temple]

Beautiful

[indigo hull]

source?

[ruby zealot]

me

[indigo hull]

is this your way of coming out?

[ruby zealot]

sadly no

im not a woman

[gritty temple]

fym sadly

[ruby zealot]

im a brick

[ruby zealot]

fym fym sadly

[gritty temple]

you can just be trans puppet

[prime canopy]

well yes but no, Pickles have a chemical that relieves cramps ( I think ? )

[ruby zealot]

it doesnt work like that

[gritty temple]

NOTED

[ruby zealot]

i cannot be trans one day because i think to myself hey i wanna be a woman

[gritty temple]

You literally can

[frozen laurel]

[gritty temple]

You don’t need dysphoria to be trans you know that right

[ruby zealot]

cos does it work like that

[zinc frigate]

OH THATS PUPPET

[ruby zealot]

yeah

[gritty temple]

If you want to be a woman then be a woman there’s no requirements

[zinc frigate]

It took me too long to realize

[frozen laurel]

Autumn

[ruby zealot]

LMAO

[verbal anchor]

Magic

[zinc frigate]

Illumi

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[prime canopy]

if you had a customization screen available to you, what gender you choosing -w-

[ruby zealot]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ANII'S ACCOUNT

[gritty temple]

Lemme check

[verbal anchor]

I asked him about his status, he said he doesn't want to talk about it then did that

[ruby zealot]

difficult

[gritty temple]

Where

[ruby zealot]

but overall im picking male

[zinc frigate]

But yeah you don’t need dysphoria all you need is euphoria. If you like being called a girl or want to do girl things then that’s what you need. Well depends what gender you’d prefer being

[verbal anchor]

Trans Puppeteer when

[ruby zealot]

next life

[verbal anchor]

Now life

[gritty temple]

female because it’s easiest to work with for me

[ruby zealot]

no

[verbal anchor]

Yes

[zinc frigate]

Guys can wear makeup and dresses and whatever

[ruby zealot]

im not a mtf im a cis male

[verbal anchor]

Hmmmmmm

[zinc frigate]

Don’t force it on him, if he wants to be a guy who does girl things we support that

[gritty temple]

Okay don’t force Puppet lol I was just explaining that anyone can be trans

[verbal anchor]

Im just messing with him

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[verbal anchor]

I aint forcing nothing. I dont even have full context

[zinc frigate]

Be who you want to be, and whatever you want. As long as that’s not a crime I’m chill with it

[gritty temple]

Poking you in the eyes

[ruby zealot]

something about estrogen takers loving to eat pickles

[ruby zealot]

idfk

hydro are you a pickle fiend?

[zinc frigate]

I can assure you even on estrogen I will NOT eat pickles

I’m not on hrt lol

[ruby zealot]

FUCK MY STUDY WAS FALSE

[zinc frigate]

Not yet at least

[verbal anchor]

I dont even like pickles

[ruby zealot]

damn its only cos

[zinc frigate]

Not really I’m not on hrt

[gritty temple]

I need a small bit of testosterone as a treat

[ruby zealot]

cos you're the only trans female pickle fiend

[zinc frigate]

I want to be on hrt I just don’t have it yet

[verbal anchor]

Btw go bed

[ruby zealot]

here a beer and beef jerky

[gritty temple]

WEEEEEEE

[prime canopy]

it trul is sad 😔

[zinc frigate]

I just find pickles gross ngl

[prime canopy]

I wanna make Pickles at home :p

[ruby zealot]

does she know?

[prime canopy]

I know how

[zinc frigate]

To be fair I think a lot of things are gross or my body won’t let me have them but

Fuck I’m eepy now

[verbal anchor]

Sleeeeeeeeeep

[zinc frigate]

It’s 3pm I don’t wanna take a nap

[zinc frigate]

No I don’t wannaaaa

Body say yes but I say no

[ruby zealot]

chat is full of 3 trans women and a evil chinese puppet

[indigo hull]

and a stupid yellow smiley face

[prime canopy]

if you nap now, think of the 2am athmosphere you're gonna get

[ruby zealot]

and a pan history nerd and a arch

[verbal anchor]

Become Evil Korean Puppet

[gritty temple]

awruff

[zinc frigate]

[ruby zealot]

evil puppet- chinese
neutral puppet- korean
good puppet- japanese

yknow what fine

[verbal anchor]

I see

[prime canopy]

Arch, do you use Arch Linux ?

[ruby zealot]

evil korean puppet

[gritty temple]

No I am too dumb

[prime canopy]

I might put Linux on my laptop, if I can learn a bit of coding -w-

[ruby zealot]

@verbal anchor here you go

[prime canopy]

probably Mint Linux

[verbal anchor]

Yippee

[stray depot]

Hello guys how are yall doing todHey PT Cruiser

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[prime canopy]

ahhh, the Chrysler PT Cruiser, a vehicle that really shouldn't have been as successful as it was, not because it's ugly, I think it's beautiful, but really because they're terrible cars

[zinc frigate]

I just use windows.

[prime canopy]

people LOVE these things

[verbal anchor]

I perfer floors.

[zinc frigate]

I don’t care about OS as long as it’s not using a Mac

[prime canopy]

i myself am a shelf enjoyer

[ruby zealot]

i prefer doors

[zinc frigate]

I refuse to use a Mac I have no idea what to do on those

[zinc frigate]

I’m actually a wall lights user sorry

[zinc frigate]

The wall string lights

[ruby zealot]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEANUT

[stray depot]

is it supposed to be that one bot called MEE67 responding to anything

[prime canopy]

im on a Mac, I can tell you they're stupid simple but dont expect to be able to do anything you can do on open source stuff

[zinc frigate]

I love how I just have Christmas lights that should be outside just hung on my shelves

[zinc frigate]

I prefer my windows with godot

[prime canopy]

I do have access to devtools but I do not know how to use them

[obtuse marten]

I did it.

[twin holly]

‘thanks twin’

[verbal anchor]

Trey!!

[prime canopy]

*** HABBY BIRBDAY ***

[obtuse marten]

Waddup

[verbal anchor]

Happy birthday

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[obtuse marten]

I'm great

[verbal anchor]

Yippee

[ruby zealot]

sup tech

[narrow atlas]

Watching NYC people lose their shit over the Knicks winning is the funniest shit ever

NYPD is getting eradicated if they win the championship

[ruby zealot]

they need the batman

[prime canopy]

sports fans intrigue me

[narrow atlas]

It’s not sports fans. It’s NYC

First time the Knicks even got this close in 27 years

[indigo hull]

so its sports history?

[narrow atlas]

Yup

NYC sports history at that

[prime canopy]

idk why people think sports are about patriotism if 3/4 guys on your sportsball team probably aren't from your country/state/province

[narrow atlas]

Crime is down 78% since the knicks started doing this good

[narrow atlas]

At least that’s what I’ve seen people say. No clue if it’s true, or not

It’s probably up ngl. NYC looks worse than Philly after an eagles playoff game

[narrow atlas]

Where they come from don’t matter. It’s about the jersey they wear

If they rep your city than they’re apart of your city

We deadass renamed entire segments of Buffalo after Josh Allen, and he’s from California

[prime canopy]

the Quebec city Nordics ... became the Colorado Avalanche

[coral token]

What a great day

UWU

I need to eat

But I fear my stomach killing me

What do you even eat when you have reflux

Without dying

[gritty temple]

Bland things like bread and white rice

[prime canopy]

Ginger ale

[gritty temple]

Or oatmeal

[coral token]

Bread gives me reflux

[gritty temple]

Evil bread

[coral token]

Carbohydrates in general

[prime canopy]

Gluten allergy ?

[coral token]

That's not how it works

❤️

[prime canopy]

ah

[gritty temple]

Try eating a spicy burrito and a coke

[coral token]

Hell yes

[gritty temple]

LMAO

[prime canopy]

THAT IS WISHING FOR DEATH

[gritty temple]

Thales is SILENCING ME

[prime canopy]

death by gastrology

[coral token]

Idk what you're talking about

[narrow atlas]

Something light like a cup of coffee, and a cigarette

[coral token]

You're seeing things

[gritty temple]

spraying you

[prime canopy]

boomer ass remedy

[ruby zealot]

Yummy

[coral token]

Ew waterrrr

[gritty temple]

Gwa GWA GWA

[ruby zealot]

[gritty temple]

Korean Puppet

[ruby zealot]

Yes

[gritty temple]

Beautiful

[coral token]

i need GFuel!

#streamer

[prime canopy]

dink ur oiter

[coral token]

dink

i am so happy

[brisk shard]

#energy #drinkitupsis

[coral token]

@twin lake

my hate for george russell got a huge boost today

#BRITISHSLAYEDOFF

[prime canopy]

oh?

[coral token]

YASS ELECTROLITES

or however you say it

electrolytes?

[indigo hull]

its like a chemical reaction

[coral token]

something like that

chemicals

[indigo hull]

no not that

[coral token]

the thing in energy drinks

[indigo hull]

every time you and kit are here

[coral token]

yes it is

a straight and a gay

[indigo hull]

balanced

[coral token]

i am not james charles i swear

[indigo hull]

as all good things should be

[coral token]

talking about balanced

my scale broke

i did not break it with my fat ass

something inside burnt

#gottagetanewsscale

[ember dock]

Damn daniel

[ruby zealot]

Can I be the kit to your thales

[brisk shard]

#ROASTED

SCALED? MORE LIKE SCOLDED!!!!

[coral token]

SCALED GAGGED ME.

#Skinny

[brisk shard]

peanut

birthday

uncnut

[faint tendon]

I don’t like British people but this Billy Butcher guy looks mad shaggable

[ruby zealot]

true

[ruby zealot]

1st hi scall
2nd what

[faint tendon]

😛

I treat this channel like a confessional ngl

[ruby zealot]

soldier boy is more my type

[coral token]

#gagged

Ok I think I'll make uuh

Chicken

[ruby zealot]

yummy

[coral token]

That's not gonna kill my stomach right

Right 😍

Just grilled chicken and something

[opaque oak]

Arby’s

[coral token]

Arby's doesn't exist here ❤️

[opaque oak]

I would like to move to wherever you live

[narrow atlas]

Someone mail Thales the Meat Mountain

[faint tendon]

I’m only just starting season 3 you’re gonna have to nut me some slack

CUT

[ruby zealot]

...

excuse me?

[opaque oak]

You can just

Edit the message

[coral token]

c and n are not even close.

[faint tendon]

Devastating autocorrect

[urban valve]

how sad 💔

[brisk shard]

autocorrect thinks you say nut more than cut

[coral token]

You mean thank god

[narrow atlas]

That’s going in the scrap book

[faint tendon]

I do

[brisk shard]

ggs

[opaque oak]

That is not how autocorrect works

[ruby zealot]

IF ITS AUTOCORRECT YOU SAY NUT MORE THAN CUT WTF

[daring halo]

h i

[urban valve]

no? i like eating straight chumbucket slush

[coral token]

Americans when another country doesn't have 46 fast food restaurants in one street :

[brisk shard]

same here, blessing

[faint tendon]

I talk about nuts more than cut that’s not thaaat weird

[drowsy bridge]

Hello chat, how are y’all?

[coral token]

Oh god my situationship is gonna be so mad

[urban valve]

hypocrit

[coral token]

@twin lake my Russell situation is probably gonna be so mad

[drowsy bridge]

What is a situation ship

[coral token]

Crush , we flirt

But it's online

[opaque oak]

Like a talking stage

[coral token]

And I don't do online dating

[drowsy bridge]

Congrats 🎉

[faint tendon]

Probably whatever me and my hb have going on

[drowsy bridge]

I see

[faint tendon]

Except we on 3rd base we just ain’t gay

[drowsy bridge]

WAIT I REMEMBER YOU

[urban valve]

i only online dated once

[faint tendon]

You probably don’t remember anything good 😭

[urban valve]

wumpus broke us up. He stole the dude from me and then they lived happily forever

[faint tendon]

I say the most diabolical stuff here cuz I have nobody else to talk to

[urban valve]

fucking wumpus bro

[narrow atlas]

Who the fuck is wumpus?

[faint tendon]

Ok I have friends they just don’t wanna hear my shit

[ember dock]

Buh

[drowsy bridge]

The memory I have associated with you is when you posted like a screenshot of instagram reels and something about your hb saying that he loved you or something

[faint tendon]

OH WAIT LMAO

[coral token]

Bangaranga bangaranga bangaranga bangaranga bangaranga

[heady arch]

I got chain grabbed by a game and watch on final destination

[faint tendon]

If he tells me he loves me every day does he love me or are we just bromancing

[drowsy bridge]

Found the post!

[coral token]

Thats gay

[languid grove]

That’s pretty gay

[ashen dagger]

gay

[faint tendon]

Pls man all we do is play Roblox obbies together

[coral token]

Lmao

[opaque oak]

Denial is a river in Egypt, you are gay

[coral token]

3 neurons

Fork found in kitchen

[faint tendon]

No yeah I’m gay but like not for him

[brisk shard]

Doechii song

[ember dock]

[faint tendon]

😋

[coral token]

Billy butcherson?

From Hocus pocus??

[faint tendon]

From the boys

[coral token]

Sad.

[urban valve]

wumpus is the discord guy

[coral token]

Huh

[drowsy bridge]

How did you type h=guy

[urban valve]

I WAS TRYING TO DELETE THE H

[drowsy bridge]

🥀

Where did the h come from

[urban valve]

right next to g

and then = is right next to backspace

[drowsy bridge]

Nuh uh

[urban valve]

yeah wumpus pmo tho

[faint tendon]

I wish you guys would recognize me from my art posts and not my diabolical messages

[coral token]

Literally didn't recognize you

[lapis bridge]

Heyy it's you, who posted that awesome Bryce and Jimmy kissing edit on Jimmy's stream not too long ago, love it

[coral token]

Yes it's a me

There's also a website

[lapis bridge]

Truee

[coral token]

www.jimmykissingbryce.com

[lapis bridge]

I have heard of that

[coral token]

Or something like that

Let me check

I found it

https://jimmykissbryce.com/

[drowsy bridge]

IP grabber

[coral token]

True

[lapis bridge]

awesome website

[coral token]

Just stole all your money

(2 dollar)

[brisk shard]

ip grabb💫HER💫

[lapis bridge]

I didn't have any to start with what are you on

[coral token]

YASSSS GRABBHER

[lapis bridge]

You just made 2 dollar appear in my bank and took them from me what the heck that's messed up...

[brisk shard]

#KIDNAP

[coral token]

Lmao

#cooking

Pasta and pork #skinnygirlsummer

[brisk shard]

im eatin ben and jerrys as we speak

for the first time in like 2 years

[coral token]

Yesssss

Get that sugar mama

[storm whale]

I hear the Indy 500 had a close finish

[brisk shard]

IM GETTING THAT SUGARRRR YAAAAS

#BENANDJUSTINE

[coral token]

YASSS GLUCOSE MAXXING

[storm whale]

sigh the gays are back at it again

[coral token]

Yassss we are

Kit is straight btw

[brisk shard]

somehow

[coral token]

Just extreme yassified

[storm whale]

impossible

there's no way kit isn't apart of out alphabet mafia

[coral token]

out

Alphabet mafia is crazy

[brisk shard]

i was sure i was ace for a while but

im now confused rn so

[coral token]

Ok so you're #figuringitout

Love that for you mama

[brisk shard]

#NOTKNOWING

[coral token]

#CLUELESS

Someone call #BluesClues !!

[brisk shard]

gurl you KNOW ill find my mans someday

yaaaaas

[coral token]

or he's gonna find YOU

#FindMe

[indigo hull]

Clueless Blues

[coral token]

#BeggarsCantBeChoosers

[brisk shard]

sis, all the men tryna find me, but they cant catch me! #FASTBISH

😙💅

[coral token]

For a second I thought you said FAT BITCH

[brisk shard]

#CARDIOQUEEN

[coral token]

And I gagged

[brisk shard]

LOL

[storm whale]

#SpittingFacts

[coral token]

sorry skinny queen

[indigo hull]

Spitter from Left 4 Dead 2

[coral token]

BOOMER

[storm whale]

[brisk shard]

instead of #FASTBISH and #CARDIOQUEEN its #FATBITCH and #CALORIEQUEEN

[storm whale]

#CHUDLIFE

[brisk shard]

#DAIRYQUEEN

[storm whale]

lmao

[coral token]

JSJSHSHS

NECKFERTITI

[daring halo]

huh

cool?

[brisk shard]

LMAOOO

[daring halo]

:3

[brisk shard]

#CLEOPASTRY

[indigo hull]

I beg your pardon

[brisk shard]

im tired now

[coral token]

G

[plush bone]

jee

[coral token]

watching masterchef UK is wild

cause every now and then , they name a dish that is the gay slur

[brisk shard]

UK is wild

[coral token]

they be cooking and suddenly go

''yeah just gotta glase the (slur)''

[carmine venture]

I can't watch those kinds of shows
Feels like straight glaze for some people while others with actually good skills get sidelined

[coral token]

well this is masterchef the proffesionals

so everyone is skilled

and they only get eliminated if they cook ass

[carmine venture]

I remember one like cake baking show
And there was this one couple that make legit bull shit for 3 rounds AND MADE IT TO THE FINALS
Meanwhile literally everyone else had much better cakes or better fit the theme

[brisk shard]

masterchef UK be like

[carmine venture]

Actually pissed me off so bad

[brisk shard]

wait

i was gonna say something mean, and i know im british, but still

cant insult my own country

[daring halo]

mhhm

[carmine venture]

Just be like Americans and insult it constantly until someone else says something

[coral token]

[brisk shard]

hmmm

lowkey in like

[carmine venture]

Your next line will be an insult to America

[brisk shard]

masterchef UK, if they say "make a classic british dish" is it like a trick question

cause we dont have one

actually i should say english

[carmine venture]

Yeah I heard the most popular restaurant in London is either a French or Italian place

[brisk shard]

the most popular dish in england is curry pretty sure

which is very obviously not english

[carmine venture]

However the most sophisticated original dish I've seen in Britain is beans on toast with some tea and crackers

[brisk shard]

and fish and chips, but fish and chips isnt british either

i know, surprising

[carmine venture]

Most of their historical artifacts aren't theirs either

[brisk shard]

"you have the helmet of our beloved emperor who sadly past away 200 years ago because you colonised us"

british: "good point, buuut we are still looking at it sooo"

im gonna go now

[daring halo]

:3

yawn, monmday

[coral token]

ouchier

tea hot

[coral token]

noo garfield

don't open the ''movies'' folder

[carmine venture]

Its 350 gigs of horse pictures

[carmine venture]

🐴

[pulsar sonnet]

Is a 1.2 gpa good

[pulsar sonnet]

What thy hellaberry

[coral token]

for you, that is surprisingly high

i expected less

[ruby zealot]

[pulsar sonnet]

Bruv

[coral token]

[pulsar sonnet]

Brovernergovnerflowkrikbabybooflowstinaly

[coral token]

i bet it took you all your neurons to type that

[ruby zealot]

what neurons

[still mica]

Hiiiii

how is everyone?

[pulsar sonnet]

Hi

[ruby zealot]

new memeber! hello welcome to jimcord if you have any questions feel free to ask

[ruby zealot]

doing good wbu

[still mica]

okeee

im good rn

[coral token]

sorry but asking is not free anymore

we're charging 5 dollars per question

[ruby zealot]

5 bucks each

[coral token]

+2 dollars tax

[still mica]

darn

[ruby zealot]

I ALSO THOUGHT 5 BUCKS HOLY SHIT

[coral token]

TWINSS

[ruby zealot]

[still mica]

oh

[pulsar sonnet]

[still mica]

[pulsar sonnet]

Bleb

[ruby zealot]

but any questions so far?

...

ill take that as a no @still mica

[indigo hull]

Yo they gonna declare Martin Luther an outlaw tomorrow

[pulsar sonnet]

Wat

[ruby zealot]

aint no way

[pulsar sonnet]

Holy moly 👀

[zinc frigate]

You ever start panicking until you realize oh shit wait I’m dreaming

[ruby zealot]

no

[indigo hull]

Rumor is it’s what the Diet of Worms concluded

[ruby zealot]

im panicking 24/7/366

[zinc frigate]

Happened to me before

[pulsar sonnet]

Jessica can do a flip

[coral token]

[zinc frigate]

Had a dream that my dad was watching the memes channel this server lmao
Weird ass dream but

[indigo hull]

What did he think of it in the dream?

[ruby zealot]

i had a dream where i accidentally face revealed

and y'all made fun

[coral token]

[storm whale]

why would we do that lol

[pulsar sonnet]

Have you ever tried doing a flip but accidentally fractured your collarbone and going to the hospital

[ruby zealot]

cause its the internet

[storm whale]

I guess that's fair

[coral token]

wha

[storm whale]

the way I'd do it is by just randomly posing a picture of my friend group or something

no buildup

[ruby zealot]

but i have a list to who i would face reveal first

[storm whale]

how mean

[coral token]

again???*

[olive flicker]

Oh goodness happy birthday big dawg

[ruby zealot]

1. anii
2. rika and the nerds (including glaggle)
3. uhh fiche and smudge and Thales
4. HGF and arch

yeah and uhh pancake

[coral token]

i do not follow

[pulsar sonnet]

Nut

[coral token]

oh i follow now

[storm whale]

honored to even be on the list

[coral token]

i assume i am a nerd

[olive flicker]

Honored to not be on the list

[coral token]

LMAO

[ruby zealot]

you're one of the nerds jackass

[olive flicker]

Well shit

[ruby zealot]

no but you're going with smudge and fiche

[coral token]

yippee (?

[pulsar sonnet]

Wait are classified as a nerd if you have glasses