general

[languid grove]

What drink to buy…

[ruby zealot]

Lemonade

[storm whale]

water

[languid grove]

I already had a monster so no monster for me

[ruby zealot]

aater

[storm whale]

[gritty temple]

Some of these gym rats gonna see this as a small snack

[languid grove]

Ew

[storm whale]

ripping your arm off

[languid grove]

Fine I’ll buy waer

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

Waer

[languid grove]

They took the t because I’m British

[craggy sundial]

i think lacey got hacked

[ruby zealot]

They drank all of the tea

[indigo hull]

We threw it in the Boston harbor

[storm whale]

indeed

[craggy sundial]

i got dm’d with a pic of the mister beast money thing but with Andrew

[gritty temple]

Can’t believe Homple hacked Lacey

[storm whale]

slander

[dreamy knoll]

[gritty temple]

This is so sad

[daring halo]

mm

[storm whale]

can we get 5 trillion likes on the video

[gritty temple]

Yurp !!!!!!!!!

[ruby zealot]

HGF why did you hack the moth lady

[gritty temple]

Now who is gonna be the moth

[ruby zealot]

It's gonna be smudge

[storm whale]

uhhhhh it wasn't me it was my evil twin, Ginger Supreme

[craggy sundial]

let’s wait for her to come back with another account

[gritty temple]

Moth dragon woa

[gritty temple]

True ….,,,… or just get hers back

[indigo hull]

That’s also possible but harder to do

[gritty temple]

Yurp

[indigo hull]

I have seen it before however

[languid grove]

Mmmm waer

[gritty temple]

Same my friend got theirs back

They tried to emulate Tomodachi Life lol

[languid grove]

I’m procrastinating walking home

[indigo hull]

lmao

[languid grove]

LMAO

[gritty temple]

Tomodachi Life takes another soul

[indigo hull]

The souls are used in the construction of islands

[gritty temple]

HDJDHD

[indigo hull]

as Nintendo does

[storm whale]

no, theyre used to fuel my freckles

[quiet basalt]

Also you

[languid grove]

You darn GINGERS

[storm whale]

I must transform into Morgan Freeman and gain a soul

[languid grove]

GINGERS

WHAT THE FUCK

[gritty temple]

But im da server coydog

[indigo hull]

Hey only I have the power to transform into Morgan Freeman

[languid grove]

You guys saw nothing.

[storm whale]

homple does in fact have fingers

[quiet basalt]

Best case scenario for that word tbh

[indigo hull]

I share my birthday with him

[languid grove]

That’s a cool person to share your birthday with

[storm whale]

wrong if a ginger collects enough souls and thus freckles it happens

[languid grove]

I share a birthday with Kendrick Lamar

[indigo hull]

Fr fr

[quiet basalt]

okay now that is pretty cool

[storm whale]

mmmmmm Blood Sport

[languid grove]

Also the ginger one from riverdale but we don’t talk about it

I refuse to accept it

[storm whale]

I killed them

[indigo hull]

Napoleon III’s son and the last serious hope for the restoration of the Bonaparte dynasty died on my birthday

[storm whale]

as ginger supreme it was my duty

[languid grove]

Thanks

[indigo hull]

The would be Napoleon IV

[storm whale]

of course

[languid grove]

Okay I gotta walk home, talk to you nerds in a bit

[quiet basalt]

Wallahi

[storm whale]

see ya

[indigo hull]

They Live

[plucky garden]

Hello there green cat, how do you like our planet so far?

[pallid socket]

Gleeby glorp xorp?

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

This is glorpshit

[upbeat copper]

Y'all I think Lacey got hacked

[indigo hull]

We are aware, unfortunate as it is

[storm whale]

hate to hear it

[brisk shard]

gluten chat

[dry rock]

Yup

[gritty temple]

I figured out what spider was watching me sleep because there’s another one in my sink

It’s a parson spider so nothing dangerous

Just the usually ouchy if bit

[dry rock]

@thin prairie stop watching them sleep

[thin prairie]

[gritty temple]

Hehehe

[ashen dagger]

Was it the mr beast scam

[indigo hull]

correct

[daring halo]

:( waa

[ashen dagger]

Oh my fucking gooooddd HOW DO PEOPLE FALL FOR THAT

[daring halo]

I have little to no idea as to how it works

[ashen dagger]

[craggy sundial]

It was the exact same but with Andrew T

[indigo hull]

also possible it could've been a genuine data leak

[ashen dagger]

Who the fuck is Andrew

[storm whale]

tate

[gaunt vessel]

tater tot

[indigo hull]

if I had a nickel for every time we had a president named Andrew who did awful things i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

[brisk shard]

People gotta start using 2FA a lot more

[ashen dagger]

Ohh mmkay

[brisk shard]

Saves you a lot of time as long as you dont just click on links

[craggy sundial]

The guy bumped on steroid who says « where is your bugatti »

[indigo hull]

isn't he in prison?

[brisk shard]

Supposed to be yes

For human trafficking

[indigo hull]

oh yeah that's right

[quiet basalt]

He lives in Bulgaria

Very corrupt government

[indigo hull]

well I can't imagine it's easy being a former Warsaw Pact member

[brisk shard]

Basically its a big legal thing because hes a U.K citizen but hes moving to places with shitty governments to try get away with it

[indigo hull]

aka former Communist nation

[brisk shard]

Like Romania

[gaunt vessel]

apparently he's under house arrest right now

[brisk shard]

We probably shouldnt be talking about him

Very very horrible person whos done terrible things

[gaunt vessel]

yeah fair enough

[gritty temple]

CHEESE BREAD !!!!!

[bleak warren]

god damn it, i feel awful for lacey but i'm gona have to ban that account if it's sending our users scam shit

[indigo hull]

oh also newsflash

Discord is being sued by Texas

[storm whale]

what for

[gritty temple]

Being stinky

[brisk shard]

Could be many things

Discord is very very evil i fear

[storm whale]

nah glaggle forwarded me the shit

[indigo hull]

because I really don't know how i can skirt around why it's being sued

[brisk shard]

My cat keeps trying to EAT ME

[bleak warren]

DM?

[brisk shard]

Oh now its fallen asleep

This old beast

[indigo hull]

i'll forward it to you hang on

[bleak warren]

the one day i get up early cuz i can't sleep and shit be happening

[storm whale]

[gritty temple]

Petting you pet pat

[indigo hull]

2026 has been a year hasn't it?

[gritty temple]

Get pet by the yote

[brisk shard]

Indeed

I am going to Germany innnn

5 days

[storm whale]

god Damocles is such a good song

even the instrumental is a banger

[indigo hull]

the one thing to look forward to now is the Backrooms movie

istg it better not be ass

[brisk shard]

GTA 6

[indigo hull]

gonna be real

never in my life have i played a GTA game

[brisk shard]

Fair

[storm whale]

I don't really watch movies

[steady owl]

I’ve seen the message. It was the exact same format, but wasn’t Mr Beast

[gritty temple]

TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU PLEASEEE PLEAAAASSEE

[storm whale]

Germany? I know a certain puppet that lives there

[brisk shard]

Unless you wanna watch Fortnite all weekend

Im going there for the World Cup

[storm whale]

nerd

[brisk shard]

Well, mini world cup

[gritty temple]

AAAAWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBAKRBAKRBARKBARKABRKBARKBARK

[storm whale]

slash jay

[brisk shard]

Hey

Meanie

[storm whale]

[bleak warren]

sucks when it's someone who's nice and fun to talk to who gets hacked

please be safe on here y'all

[storm whale]

indeed

[gritty temple]

I get scared of all links ngl

[storm whale]

maks sure your password are all really fucky weird and long and you have 2FA

[gritty temple]

Got my 2FA too

[bleak warren]

pretty much yeah, i was afraid to open a video the other day that was evidence of someone else getting scammed, i was like "why didn't they just screenshot it"

[gritty temple]

No joke even if somebody I know and trust sends me a link I will try to find what they are sending me manually or question them about it

[gritty temple]

Sussy

[bleak warren]

it wasn't anything sus thank fuck

and yeah it's sad but you kinda have to not trust anyone at this point

Lacey got hacked and she's no idiot

[gritty temple]

I unfortunately am an idiot but I am a paranoid idiot

[indigo hull]

im the same but drop the idiot part

[bleak warren]

i mean glagg, you and i do have a somewhat stereotypical reason to be paranoid....

[gritty temple]

Real

You’re both gay?

[deft sundial]

GUYS

[bleak warren]

there's an old stereotype of makes you paranoid

[gritty temple]

AH

[indigo hull]

which is the completely wrong drug

its the stuff that they make in Breaking Bad that makes you paranoid

[gritty temple]

fair enough

[bleak warren]

yep. source, my cousin

when i say i'm from a redneck family

i mean it

[indigo hull]

source: my dad (he's clean now thankfully)

well, when i say my dad, i mean the people he was around as a teenager

[gritty temple]

Have you tried getting high off the joy of friendship instead

[bleak warren]

so much of my family drinks, smokes cigarettes, does drugs

i guess i'm not entirely free from that either

[gritty temple]

I don’t drink because my brain is already too ill and I don’t smoke because it’s already hard enough to breathe and I think it’s obvious why I don’t do drugs

I’m stayin AWAYE

[ashen dagger]

Only sometimes with certain friends yk

[gritty temple]

#watdatmean

[finite cedar]

I was always paranoid

[gritty temple]

HELLO BUG FRIEND

[bleak warren]

for me, 🪴 is mostly to help my mental state, not to get silly

[ashen dagger]

One of my friends irritates me with how abnormally STUPID he can be
And then another friend group is funny as fuck

[finite cedar]

[gritty temple]

Real!!!

[indigo hull]

it helps me relax

[bleak warren]

same, i have really bad anxiety

[gritty temple]

I found out what spider was watching me sleep it was a parson spider

Idk if it’s the exact same spider but there was one in my sink so I got a good chance to look at it before taking it somewhere safer

[finite cedar]

I get high cause it makes my body stop hurting

[gritty temple]

I had to coax the little fella out of the drain so it wouldn’t drown

[bleak warren]

like my body is tense 24/7 even when i'm doing nothing

[finite cedar]

Hellyeah

[daring halo]

hi

[bleak warren]

anything happening makes me have a tense reaction

[gritty temple]

Funny buge

[primal spire]

one sec

[indigo hull]

that sucks

[ashen dagger]

I need cereal

[primal spire]

C:/Users/admin/Downloads

[ashen dagger]

Gonna eat cereal and make some tea

[primal spire]

hmm

[bleak warren]

💀

[daring halo]

what

[indigo hull]

tea and cereal

interesting combo

[daring halo]

are they attempting to upload a media

[ashen dagger]

Tea for the family
Cereal for me

[bleak warren]

if you're trying to send an image or any other kind of file, you can't do that in this channel

[gritty temple]

hacking into the mainframe beep boop boop beep boop

[bleak warren]

and you need perms to do it at all

[daring halo]

I've never seen such message resulted in the file path being sent

[gritty temple]

00101110100010100101

I’m in boys

[daring halo]

that's funny

[primal spire]

sudo rm -rf /

[bleak warren]

???????

[primal spire]

[indigo hull]

hackr

[gritty temple]

cat sat on your keyboard I see

[gritty temple]

heh …,;,. My L33T HAXER SKILS

[ashen dagger]

Cats are too random when they sit on keyboards

[bleak warren]

[ashen dagger]

Im cats, i know

[indigo hull]

my cat does it all the time

[indigo hull]

walks right across mine without a care

[gritty temple]

Hi kitty I am coydog BARKBARKBAKR AAAWOOOOOOOOOO YIIIIPPP YIIIPYIIPPPPPPP EEEEEEEEE. AAAAOOO

[bleak warren]

my cat used to jump on top of my PC tower and actually hit the power button, i had to shoo him until he stopped going near it

the funny part? his name is Buttons

[gritty temple]

Kitty knows how to get attention

[ashen dagger]

I like it when youtube shows me an ad for a game i already own
Because its funny that ads for it even show up

[daring halo]

sudo rm -rf / is apparently some sort of command that just completely incinerate your Linux operating system, just permanently deleting every single file and directory starting from the root directory

[bleak warren]

ah so we have a "funny guy"

[daring halo]

interesting stuff

[gritty temple]

I wish I could eat more cheese bread

[daring halo]

I don't think they're attempting to actually destroy anyone

[indigo hull]

your cat has one job in life

[bleak warren]

no, but they think it's funny

[ashen dagger]

Valorant anti cheat be like

[indigo hull]

to press buttons

[bleak warren]

cheesy garlic bread is the perfect food

[daring halo]

that's true

[gritty temple]

OUUGUGHHHHH

I hate dieting I should be allowed to eat whatever I want forever because I am puppy :(

[ashen dagger]

Puppy no chocolate

[storm whale]

technically you can you just need to be in a calorie deficit

[bleak warren]

i'm starting to be in a give a damn deficit tbh

[gritty temple]

I mean that I can’t eat over 1,800 calories

[storm whale]

fair enough

[indigo hull]

i've been in that deficit for too long

[storm whale]

gotcha

[bleak warren]

you're lucky i love you guys and i don't want to leave a 3rd time that's all i'm saying

[gritty temple]

Calories add up so fast in this household cuz nobody wants to buy healthy food

[bleak warren]

nah but seriously though

world is just kinda ass right now

[storm whale]

indeed

[bleak warren]

and i'm glad y'all are in it

[gritty temple]

Heem heem whimper whimper heem heem heem hmmm hmmm hmm hmmm hmmm

[ashen dagger]

Lowkey i just try to be a silly

[storm whale]

thank you smudge

[indigo hull]

im glad I found this place tbh

[gritty temple]

Real !!!

[bleak warren]

you fit in so fast it was almost scary lmao

[gritty temple]

Glaggle has goated charisma

[ruby zealot]

I'm fucking sun dried

[daring halo]

genuinely the state I am in for the last 5 hours

[ruby zealot]

AGHHHHHH

[gritty temple]

Petting you

[storm whale]

are you a sundried tomato

[ruby zealot]

THE SUN IS TOO HOT

[ashen dagger]

Lowkey
Maybe not me, but it at least was somewhere i got a good start in

[bleak warren]

Mirel fit in really fast too honestly

[daring halo]

wowwwhh :3 woww thanks

[gritty temple]

Awruff:3c

[ruby zealot]

Hello smudge

[daring halo]

ooh? cool

[gritty temple]

MY RIBS

[bleak warren]

yeah you're chill and nice

[ruby zealot]

[bleak warren]

we need more users like that

[daring halo]

nice :3

[ruby zealot]

True

[ruby zealot]

[storm whale]

bring back joymaxxing

[bleak warren]

i really need to leave notes of who people are this name is throwing me

[gritty temple]

Normalize getting silly

[ruby zealot]

It's ya boy puppet

[bleak warren]

ohhhh

[ashen dagger]

Why so kanji

[storm whale]

🗣️ 🔥

[ruby zealot]

It's Chinese

[indigo hull]

thats Chinese i think

[bleak warren]

getting silly* within reason

[ashen dagger]

Boh ok

[ruby zealot]

I got hit with a curse

[gritty temple]

Erm you mean mandarin 🤓

[ashen dagger]

Can i eat the uranium rods

[gritty temple]

Yes owo

[indigo hull]

they both share a common ancestor so its easy to mistake the two

same with Korean

[ruby zealot]

Im going to Mandarin you with nuclear waste

[bleak warren]

there's no discord rule against that, so yes

[ashen dagger]

Sweet

[storm whale]

[gritty temple]

hmm hmm hmmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmm hmm

[ruby zealot]

☢️

[ashen dagger]

Erm that CHALK

[storm whale]

close enough

[ashen dagger]

Thats for CRINGE people,,,,

[storm whale]

[ashen dagger]

Uranium really makes the skin glow

[gritty temple]

I’m gonna stand outside Puppet’s house and yip and howl really loudly

[bleak warren]

i eat chalk sometimes(technically antacid tablets are chalk)

[ruby zealot]

Ha I'm not even at home

[indigo hull]

i used to eat chalk when i was a kid

[ruby zealot]

I can guess

[slender fog]

Chalk is a delicious snack

[gritty temple]

AWWOOOOO

[ruby zealot]

My name fucking means evil puppet

I'm not kidding

[bleak warren]

puppet evil arc

[coral tulip]

U might have eaten skelebones

[ruby zealot]

True

[slender fog]

Awh shites I can’t fix my display name

[finite cedar]

If youve had soup youve probably had bones

[coral tulip]

True

[indigo hull]

well no wonder i have bones in me

[finite cedar]

Well thats cause you were misbehaving

[bleak warren]

what was it before? usually when mods set it "Friend" it's because it's a name that isn't allowed here

[coral tulip]

But chalk is really really old bones

[slender fog]

I don’t remember lol

[ruby zealot]

Person under me will be hit with a bullet train

[gritty temple]

MEMEMEE

[ruby zealot]

🚅

[ashen dagger]

Get off them damn tracks!!!

[coral tulip]

[bleak warren]

i reset it, make sure it's something PG lmao

[gritty temple]

WEEEEEEE

[slender fog]

Yeah, I will keep it PG lmao

[ruby zealot]

arch fucking dies

[slender fog]

Arch…. Linux?

[gritty temple]

awruff I’m ghost yote now

[storm whale]

[gritty temple]

Awruff

[slender fog]

Woof

[upbeat charm]

meow

[outer pecan]

Hii

[storm whale]

hiss

[gritty temple]

I bite you

[storm whale]

chat the Snakeover starts tomorrow

[daring halo]

ermm, that would be inconvenient

[daring halo]

!! golly, you have bitten a stranger 😨

[gritty temple]

It’s ok because I am a doggy

[daring halo]

hmm.. I suppose that is true

dogs gets one free bite, as the law says

[storm whale]

in what way

[daring halo]

a fair law, though some people may misunderstand it

[daring halo]

wait, what is the snakeover

does it mean snake takeover

[storm whale]

Snake Takeover

[steady owl]

Ba

[storm whale]

yes

[daring halo]

yes you see, that's where the problem lies

I am not a snake, I will be taken over

[storm whale]

it's a funny little event my friends and I do every year and we all switch over to snake pfps and get silly within reason

[daring halo]

ahh.. so it is not a worldwide cataclysm

[daring halo]

that's a cool event!

[bleak warren]

🥩 you should do a steakover

[storm whale]

only on Fridays is it a cataclysm

[storm whale]

but snakes

[bleak warren]

snakes are cool

[storm whale]

indeed

[daring halo]

... uhoh

[storm whale]

:3
:3-<
:3

[faint charm]

Shout out jimmyheres editor

[upbeat copper]

[faint charm]

Makes the video funnier

[storm whale]

it would be so cool

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

[brisk shard]

Stakeover 🧛

[upbeat copper]

Chewing on your fingers

[storm whale]

they're metal i wouldn't recommend

[upbeat copper]

I'm a metal muncher

[storm whale]

carry on then

[foggy zodiac]

Brotato chips. I am so angry rn

[upbeat copper]

Unfortunate

[upbeat copper]

STOP BEING SO GREEN

[storm whale]

[foggy zodiac]

There's a girl I like, but she has a bf. Id be fine with that if she wasn't OBSESSED with me lmao. So every 5 mins she wants to call and text (including the gross stuff), so I'm constantly reminded just how alone and miserable I truly am.

[gritty temple]

It just be like that

[upbeat copper]

YOU

[foggy zodiac]

Not to mention we go to group every Monday thru Wednesday (... My dudes)

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAAAA

[upbeat copper]

Freaking silly puppy hai

[gritty temple]

AWRUFD

[upbeat copper]

Bro I'm like on the verge of passing out

[steady owl]

🚩

[storm whale]

then sleep?

[gritty temple]

Don’t do that I think

[upbeat copper]

But so sleeepyyyyy aughhh

[gritty temple]

Eepy creature

[storm whale]

did you just wake up?

[upbeat copper]

Kinda

[foggy zodiac]

Yeah, I figured. The problem with that is that she is quite literally the first girl to like me at all. (Before you say it, I ain't ugly at all. Just extremely deprived)

[upbeat copper]

Yes that's me hi I'm a creature

[upbeat charm]

[gritty temple]

You’ve gotta up your charisma boy

[upbeat charm]

be like clover it has all the charisma ever

[storm whale]

whatsapp danger

[gritty temple]

Yes Clover is the rizzler

[upbeat copper]

0 Cha

[storm whale]

+2 modifier

[upbeat charm]

wrong
600000 cha

[foggy zodiac]

I got that too! It's just everyone nowadays is into all that gang stuff. I'm just a simple 5'11 man with no chance in the 6' market

[gritty temple]

You’re 1 inch away from 6’ brother

[upbeat charm]

platform sneakers

[foggy zodiac]

ACTUALLY I'm 6' in shoes. (Im technically 5'11.5

[gritty temple]

Why are men like this

[upbeat copper]

I'm 8 inches away (the other way around tho)

[storm whale]

welcome to the 6' club just say you're six foot at that point

[gritty temple]

Actually I can’t judge I got mad because I gained 0.2 lbs today

[upbeat charm]

i'm like whatsapp danger

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

Erm nuh uh you tiny

[gritty temple]

if only

[upbeat charm]

[upbeat copper]

Compared to me, bitch you miniscule 💔 /lh

[gritty temple]

Are you 300 lbs or something ZAYUM

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

I'm 6'8"....

[gritty temple]

ZAYUM

[upbeat charm]

[foggy zodiac]

Pretty much. But still. The problem I have is that I used to be one of those gremlins. And within the past year or two I somehow morphed directly into a functional man. So I've been rejected and allat for almost 20 years. (Me is 19.5)

[upbeat charm]

WHAT

[upbeat copper]

• I have the natural Scottish muscle mass

[storm whale]

you'll figure it out eventually

[foggy zodiac]

Liar.

[gritty temple]

Guwhhggwyhhhguhhhhgggwuhhh

[upbeat charm]

tiny lady
looks inside
6'8

[upbeat copper]

Im being so fr 🥀

[foggy zodiac]

This bish is 4'4

[upbeat copper]

That's my OC's height 😭💔

[gritty temple]

Aurelia not a bitch Aurelia is an aura farmer

[foggy zodiac]

Aww. Dangit

There goes me tryna be smort

[daring halo]

you should round it up to 7'0

[storm whale]

I need an aura farming sticker

[gritty temple]

Real

[upbeat copper]

Im a walking semi-truck

[foggy zodiac]

Mine is Batman, but it's just MAN

[upbeat charm]

the only special thing about clover's body is how clinically underweight it is

[gritty temple]

And I’m running into the road

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[storm whale]

I used to be there and then I got really tall

[upbeat copper]

And I'm running away from you /j

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARK

[storm whale]

fuck it I'm creating another server just for stickers

[upbeat charm]

clover is like
5'6 and not even 120 pounds

[gritty temple]

Uwu

[daring halo]

hm.. that proposes a question

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat charm]

[storm whale]

that being?

[upbeat charm]

clover needs sticker access

[daring halo]

what if someone exploited the nitro mechanism, and made a server with inappropriate stickers in it, how can that be prevented

or does discord already have a filter against that

[bleak warren]

we do warn people for inappropriate stickers

[gritty temple]

You just hit them on the head really hard

[daring halo]

ahh.. yes, makes sense

[upbeat copper]

This is true

[daring halo]

that too

[foggy zodiac]

So now I sit here. Just lonely

[daring halo]

hello hai

[foggy zodiac]

Now I sit, broken hearted. (Someone better friggin finish this

[upbeat copper]

Why doth thy speaketh akin to a philosopher?

[foggy zodiac]

Whoever knows the rhyme I am finna marry on the spot

[storm whale]

stickerland has been made

[gritty temple]

Well have you tried having more rizz

[upbeat copper]

Ate taco bell, then I farted

[storm whale]

🗣️

[foggy zodiac]

Close. It's "There I sat, broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted."

[upbeat copper]

Mine is funnier grrr

[bleak warren]

dxl's is a classic, my grandpa and uncle used to say that one

[upbeat copper]

You have all the rizz

[foggy zodiac]

Fr! Mimi used to say it to me

[foggy zodiac]

I quite literally have rizz. Why else would that damn girl want me so much

[daring halo]

ah, no, talking like this just feels right, but I avoid unnecessarily complex words

[upbeat copper]

I mean this in the kindest way possible, if she cheating on her boy fo you, you prolly not the only sidepiece

[gritty temple]

Awruff

[gritty temple]

Tell her boyfriend

[daring halo]

talking formally is very :3

[daring halo]

although.. at times I get informal, both talking styles are equally mirel

[foggy zodiac]

Jokes on you, I know I am. Mostly because her parents are hella strict about her phone privs... And she's kissed me. (Yes it was my first kiss, womp womp

[upbeat copper]

She not the one playa

[foggy zodiac]

I know but I have no other options!!! Waaaaa

[bleak warren]

yet

[gritty temple]

You actually do! It’s called not dating her

[upbeat copper]

Set her aside and find someone w/ less red flags

[bleak warren]

you're young still

plenty of time

[foggy zodiac]

20 years of rejections hurts.

[gritty temple]

And again tell her boyfriend she is a cheater

[upbeat copper]

If she's cheating now, she's gonna cheat again

[bleak warren]

you said you were 19.5, what do you mean 20 years of rejections

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

Rounding up crazy style

[foggy zodiac]

Yeah.

[daring halo]

.. rejected at 2 weeks old

[storm whale]

[foggy zodiac]

It's called being slightly over dramatic

[daring halo]

this emoji once again

[storm whale]

I be getting silly

[foggy zodiac]

I mean I've been alone for that long

[upbeat copper]

Ohhhhh I get it

[upbeat charm]

clover has so much charisma, it rejected someone at 1 week old

[gritty temple]

I can’t trust most men that say they are lonely and get constantly rejected cause I just know there’s gotta be a reason

[daring halo]

Initially I wasn't able to tell if that was

like, a smudge, or pixels

[storm whale]

:3

[daring halo]

ooh?

[upbeat copper]

[bleak warren]

you will find someone eventually, it's a longer wait for some, and trying to get into a relationship fast just because you want one almost always ends badly

[daring halo]

(though seems to be pixels)

[upbeat charm]

clover made that up for dramatic effect

[daring halo]

ah :3

[bleak warren]

honestly, you're more likely to find someone accidentally when you're not looking

[storm whale]

its a smooshed :3

[foggy zodiac]

I used to be the reason. But ever since I've grown tf up and maxxed out my handsomeness, it just doesn't feel right

[daring halo]

It's hard to tell if something is a joke or exaggerated

[upbeat charm]

mhmmm

[daring halo]

:3

[gritty temple]

Yes but how are you as a person

[daring halo]

. . 3

[bleak warren]

well it's not me so

[gritty temple]

Women look for more than just looks yknow

[storm whale]

gasp
you lost your eyes

[foggy zodiac]

I'm literally just a shy goober who plays various musical instruments

[daring halo]

oh, no, I meant smudge as in.. uhh, grime, dust, etc

[gritty temple]

Get into some musical communities and you might bump into somebody you like

[foggy zodiac]

Oh, and I have a pretty good vocal range, so I go from Spongebob to Markiplier

[daring halo]

like a dirty mark caused by ink

[upbeat copper]

Hello everybody my name is welcome

[bleak warren]

i know, i'm being a silly

[daring halo]

noo, it simply got smushed

[daring halo]

... I fail to catch onto jokes once again

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

That's not a nice thing to call her

[daring halo]

it's cute, I think

[foggy zodiac]

Nutball rematch when

[daring halo]

TwT nuuuu

[bleak warren]

i mean it is what it is

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

[storm whale]

Kingdom of Georgia

cool design

[upbeat copper]

I wish I were a normal human being

[daring halo]

this cat is like the adult version of

[storm whale]

+20 +5 wowie

[daring halo]

do you see the resemblance in the fur pattern and colour

[storm whale]

it's my actual cat :3

[bleak warren]

idk, not really a big fan of what counts as "normal" these days, i'd be happy that you're you and you're unique

[daring halo]

.. though I guess it's a common pattern

[daring halo]

ohh, that makes sense :3

[upbeat copper]

That's the thing... I'm too unique 😭🥀

[storm whale]

[bleak warren]

is there such a thing?

[storm whale]

stay young, beautiful, and unique (sybau)/j

[bleak warren]

lol, the one time i haven't hated seeing that

[upbeat copper]

Girl... I need not list how unnatural I am again

[bleak warren]

no, i remember everything you said

i'm just saying, normal is boring

[brisk shard]

I just got denied from buying baby medicine from the shop

Because I dont look over 16

[daring halo]

the second and third one I can fulfill, but unfortunately time marches unstoppably and I can't ❌❌ stay young

[brisk shard]

Look ill take the compliment but whaaat

[upbeat copper]

ID RATHER BE NORMAL THAN BE ALLERGIC TO WATER

[ruby zealot]

Dw twin I'll buy it for you

[bleak warren]

ok well that one's fair

[brisk shard]

The fuck am I gonna do with baby medicine???

[ruby zealot]

I look 30

Beard and all

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

Like I don't feel human because of how not normal I am, I feel like a completely different species

[brisk shard]

Im a very very big guy, I dont think downing that bottle is gonna kill me dude, its baby medicine

[daring halo]

unless.. I accelerate myself to the speed of light

[bleak warren]

the odds of you having everything you say you have is... pretty astronomical, hard to believe

[upbeat copper]

EXACTLY

I SHOULDNT EXIST

[storm whale]

wrong

[daring halo]

that's an interesting statement to make about oneself but I get it

[brisk shard]

Being unique is what makes us normal i believe

[upbeat copper]

The probability of my existence is abysmally low

[brisk shard]

In our differences we should accept our connections

[storm whale]

yet you persist

[upbeat copper]

Somehow some way

[storm whale]

indeed

[daring halo]

I suppose that's the spirit of humanity in a way, just being different sometimes

[brisk shard]

We are all people in the end

[bleak warren]

normal nowadays seems to be rude, selfish NPCs, i'd take most anything over that

[upbeat copper]

[brisk shard]

When I think of normal people

I think of people who dont pretend to be something they arent

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🌮

[upbeat copper]

If I could sell the weird things about me for profit, I would be the richest person in the world

[brisk shard]

Being normal is being urself

I dont like people who play a character to be someone they arent

I dont mean it in like a cosplay way though

[bleak warren]

sadly that is a LOT of people

[upbeat copper]

Me with a 4'4 persona because I hate being tall:

[brisk shard]

I mean like people who follow only for the act of following

[bleak warren]

there are many lemmings

[brisk shard]

Lemmings is a W reference

[upbeat copper]

Heh lemmings...

[storm whale]

what

[brisk shard]

Great old little game

[unreal kiln]

Urgle gurgle I ate way too much rice yesterday

[upbeat copper]

Beating you to death with a single grain of rice

[unreal kiln]

I think I gave myself rice sickness

[unreal kiln]

Dodging

[brisk shard]

I mean im quite a huge believer in self acceptance and pride

[upbeat copper]

HEY

[daring halo]

is there such thing?

[unreal kiln]

Hi Aurelia

[brisk shard]

So it makes sense that I wouldn't like followers

[daring halo]

or just general gastrointestinal sickness

[upbeat copper]

[daring halo]

or, tummy hurty

idk why I worded it like that

[storm whale]

[bleak warren]

the problem is people, especially young people, are made to think they won't be accepted unless they act like everyone else

[brisk shard]

Exactly

[storm whale]

indeed

[daring halo]

my discord won't load this emoji

[upbeat copper]

Why so quiet

[upbeat copper]

Mirel... It's a blank transparent png...

[worthy viper]

Hi smudge, Hru?

[brisk shard]

Theres so much manipulation in the manosphere rn

[daring halo]

ah...

[unreal kiln]

Yeah it's called fried rice syndrome look it up if you want

[storm whale]

it has loaded it, there's nothing there in the first place

[bleak warren]

a bit rough but we ball, how are you?

[daring halo]

they have fooled me, I have been fooled.....

[brisk shard]

Young vulnerable adults are being lied to

Its just sad

[storm whale]

the silence prevails

[storm whale]

my apologies

[worthy viper]

Tired, but feeling free. I graduated hs yesterday, and I’m still recovering.

[upbeat copper]

Be loud or be clowned

[daring halo]

ahh.. it is a pathogen based disease instead of just being caused by rice

[storm whale]

[plain owl]

Hi chat

[bleak warren]

damn. welcome to the real world, it's a hell of a time to be in it. i wish you luck

[daring halo]

fool me once, shame on me

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge my dms are open if u need it

[upbeat copper]

Hmmmm

[storm whale]

no

[upbeat copper]

I sleep neow

[storm whale]

see ya

[daring halo]

hi

[brisk shard]

Sometimes I do get worried saying my opinions on self pride because I guess "be yourself and yourself only" can sound a little offensive even if i dont mean it that way

[upbeat copper]

Nini my friends I lav you all

[daring halo]

killer sans

[bleak warren]

thank you, i will use them if i need them

[worthy viper]

Thanks, I appreciate that.

[daring halo]

night

[plain owl]

Ho3 your day mirel

How your day

[daring halo]

bleh :( big sad, big desolate, big urghfhfhhhfhh, but it's okay, are you okay?

[brisk shard]

Like im very Pro LGBTQ but I know people use that sort of self pride standpoint to be offensive

Which is weird and horrible

[plain owl]

Nope

[dreamy knoll]

Gud friends have unlimited access to dms

[daring halo]

unfortunate

[brisk shard]

Anyways im still pissed i got denied the baby medicine

[unreal kiln]

Ayy but on the bright side I think I'm coming off of an episode of insomnia rn

[plain owl]

I have to go fight fatal error sans

[daring halo]

what's that

[storm whale]

mod boss

[bleak warren]

pride is such a double edged sword. the good kind is empowering, the bad kind is destructive, and some people have trouble finding that balance

a lot of people do really

[plain owl]

?

[storm whale]

hope it gets better

[plain owl]

It never does

[brisk shard]

Pride with humbleness is my opinion on a good amount of pride

[plain owl]

Trust

[storm whale]

wrong attitude

[bleak warren]

i try to be humble but i'm told i'm too humble

[unreal kiln]

Kendrik lamer once said "be humble"

[brisk shard]

The sorta pride where you only challenge yourself against yourself, and try to be a better you, rather than comparing.

[brisk shard]

Kendrake Lamustard

[plain owl]

Mriel what’s the best day of your life

[daring halo]

it will end soon (through slumber), so that's good

[storm whale]

indeed

[daring halo]

no such day in my mind

[brisk shard]

The amount of "KENDRICK IS DROPPING" clickbait ive been seeing since Drake dropped is funny

[plain owl]

Funny same tho

[brisk shard]

That one picture of the guy trying to milk the super skinny cow

[plain owl]

How cazy mriel

[unreal kiln]

Kendrick gonna take his sweet time stg if this man drops a half baked album and stains his legacy istg

[bleak warren]

Kendrick doesn't need to drop anything, Drake dropped the equivalent of a wet fart, Kendrick has nothing to prove

[plain owl]

Btw I walked by your house yesterday

[daring halo]

I don't think it is that crazy

[brisk shard]

Fr

[plain owl]

Mriel

[dreamy knoll]

Imma give smudge 500 hugs, 500 tacos bell crunchwrap supremes, 500,000 dollarydoos and another hug

[unreal kiln]

Maid of Honor might be the worst album ever

[daring halo]

hmm

[plain owl]

Cool home you have

[unreal kiln]

I genuinely think he went 2/43

[daring halo]

deception

[brisk shard]

We gotta get Fantano banned for saying its a 6/10

[plain owl]

I walk by again later

[unreal kiln]

Fantano will give fucking anything a six

[bleak warren]

shit like this is why i don't care about fantano

[indigo hull]

what the hell are you on about bro

[plain owl]

I can go tho timelines

[daring halo]

they state that they have walked by my residence

[unreal kiln]

And then he gave the damn sexxy red album higher than EVERY SINGLE Denzel curry album

[brisk shard]

I just like seeing his opinions mainly

Even if they suck its interesting

Like he gave Mr Morale a 7 but Long Live Sexxy Deluxe an 8

[plain owl]

Or you can say that Mriel

[brisk shard]

Mr Morale is one of Kendrick's best albums

[unreal kiln]

He also larps knowing technical stuff about music

Like he didn't know what mixing actually was

[brisk shard]

Wait what 2 songs did you like

[narrow atlas]

Man last night was kinda disappointing

[unreal kiln]

Until around 2023

[unreal kiln]

Rusty intro was like okay

[brisk shard]

I like Janice STFU but the only part I liked about it was the chorus and I found out that shit is an interpolation anyways

[narrow atlas]

I dropped 5 edibles, and it did nothing to me

[unreal kiln]

2 hard 4 the radio was also fine

[daring halo]

hm?

[brisk shard]

And then Firm Friends is cool because of Conductor

Conductor we have a problem!

[unreal kiln]

T break time big bro

[plain owl]

Ok time to let cross turn over talk to you Mriel about something

[daring halo]

I do not know as to what that means

[brisk shard]

Rika

[narrow atlas]

What?

[languid grove]

Wassup gurl

[plain owl]

Cross sans

[unreal kiln]

Tolerance break

[brisk shard]

Heeeeey siiiis 💅

Im doing good gurl hbuuuu

[narrow atlas]

I haven’t had any in like 3 weeks man

[unreal kiln]

Or maybe you got scammed

[daring halo]

interesting..

[unreal kiln]

Oh so you just a beast

Or you bought those shitty ass Minecraft edibles

[daring halo]

such substances

[narrow atlas]

It was my friends stuff. Idk how many mgs they had

They were these tiny gummies they insisted were good

[unreal kiln]

24 hour delayed activation son ur toast

[brisk shard]

Ironic cause the Iceman was a Niceman now im hot and cold

[daring halo]

hm

[unreal kiln]

The second shittiest bar in history

[brisk shard]

Only Drake could make the worst bars of all time

thats my WOAT right there

[unreal kiln]

Behind the ac is broken my hotel is hot as hell running out of sodas had to walk to circle k by myself

[unreal kiln]

Put em away

[brisk shard]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE

[indigo hull]

you are

[brisk shard]

Only Drake could make walking to the corner shop sound like a midlife crisis

[languid grove]

I’m alright today, feeling kinda overstimulated though

[unreal kiln]

Hello Glaggle

[brisk shard]

Oh why?

[languid grove]

I am?

[brisk shard]

Unless u dont wanna share

[indigo hull]

i disabled gravity

[storm whale]

granite

[unreal kiln]

Wait you didn't tell me you were Ariana Grande

[indigo hull]

close, im actually the entire Rio Grande

[dusky river]

So…I can fight gravity?

[indigo hull]

the laws of physics implies they can be broken like any other law

like if i hypothetically wanted to steal a car

[unreal kiln]

It implies nothing

The only thing it implies is that we all live in a yellow submarine

[languid grove]

Thanks Glaggle

[unreal kiln]

How the fuck

Witchcraft?

[indigo hull]

magical kbity

[unreal kiln]

Skibity kitty

[dusky river]

Magic car

[narrow atlas]

What if I didn’t hypothetically want to steal a car

[unreal kiln]

You could pirate a car

[indigo hull]

well you wouldn't download it now would you?

[brisk shard]

Finally back home

[narrow atlas]

What if I drove my neighbors cybertruck into a light pole

What then

[unreal kiln]

Find me and I'll shake ur hand idfk

[prime canopy]

Just pour some water in the crevices

[dusky river]

I would steal a car. In fact I have a dozen Prius’s in my backyard

[daring halo]

the eepyness

[narrow atlas]

That thing was in the rain a few times. They did the job for me

[daring halo]

that is a lot of prius

[unreal kiln]

You don't even have to crash it really just go over a pothole or a slightly deep puddle or put more than 20 kilos in the trunk

[indigo hull]

its almost like they regret buying it

and are taking measures to get rid of it

[narrow atlas]

No I think they’re really just that stupid

[indigo hull]

that's also possible

[prime canopy]

The cybertruck has to be the absolute worst product one could buy, it’s barely a vehicle

[narrow atlas]

Their front lawn looked like a presidential campaign poster for like 3 years

[dusky river]

Doorstop

[indigo hull]

it is a vehicle, just one ripped straight from a PS1 game

[narrow atlas]

Trust me. They are that stupid

[indigo hull]

did they really have to make it so...polygonal?

[prime canopy]

Move countries, damn 😭

[unreal kiln]

There's a dude who drives a cybertruck with underglow, gold wrap and eight wheels to school every day

[twin reef]

I think i died

Oh no

[plain owl]

Hi guys

[dusky river]

I would buy a Tesla Robot tho…and make it work…

[prime canopy]

Does that person know everyone hates them ? Or is he into that

[plain owl]

Where did mriel go

[brisk shard]

I might go play some of that Rotology game again

[unreal kiln]

That's the thing I live in hell so everyone gives him compliments for it

[prime canopy]

[indigo hull]

💀

[prime canopy]

We are so cooked

[plain owl]

Bye chat

[narrow atlas]

I’ve already established that they’re morons

[unreal kiln]

I thought that said Mormons and I was like ? How did you know

[daring halo]

hi

[indigo hull]

because its the same thing?

[narrow atlas]

Literally one of the banners on their house was “don’t blame me I voted name”

[indigo hull]

no offense

[narrow atlas]

Like I no I blame you in particular

[prime canopy]

It’s partly their fault

[unreal kiln]

One of the worst signs I've ever seen was

[narrow atlas]

Cherry on top is the guy who owns the house is an insurance leech

[brisk shard]

Wait, you're Australian? Or are you Texan and Australia is Super Hell

[unreal kiln]

"I didn't make him bad, I just voted for him"

[plain owl]

Hi Mriel so is here way I can only talk to you

[narrow atlas]

Fell off a building on purpose, and is living off the compensation

[daring halo]

I don't understand

[unreal kiln]

I'm in fucking evil hell fuse Texas and Australia together what do you get

[indigo hull]

he cant even spell your name right

[plain owl]

Well it’s best if I don’t say this out loud

[brisk shard]

Florida...

[daring halo]

seems like so

[unreal kiln]

😡

[brisk shard]

I think ive named all the American states i know now

[plain owl]

Or have a swat team come to your home that fine with me

[brisk shard]

Texas and Florida

[indigo hull]

now you know about West Virgnia

[unreal kiln]

Real sign I saw in someone's yard btdubs

[indigo hull]

whacky place that is

[bleak warren]

you said a cross of texas and australia and you said there's mormons so..... arizona?

[languid grove]

I thrifted such a cool shirt from the men’s section today, this is a reminder to check the men’s section if you’re a girl

[dusky river]

Lousiana is like low cortisol hell

[plain owl]

Just trying to help you out mirel

[indigo hull]

one state north

[unreal kiln]

Florida has a lot of Mormons for some reason

[indigo hull]

wait fr?

[bleak warren]

utah is cold

[indigo hull]

i thought it was just Utah

[reef zealot]

[brisk shard]

You tah?

[bleak warren]

and arizona has the 2nd most mormons of any state, behind utah

[unreal kiln]

They're pretty much everywhere and theyre actually quite discreet religiously

[prime canopy]

I wonder how people are this stupid

[indigo hull]

ok that makes sense acually

[dreamy knoll]

[plain owl]

Ok mirel they be here to take you for questioning

[indigo hull]

all i know is they got forced out of Missouri in the 1840s

[brisk shard]

Wait

[plain owl]

At I say 11 pm

[unreal kiln]

If they aren't in Utah a lot of Mormons just don't ever feel the need to speak about it

[brisk shard]

Is Hell even supposed to be hot?

[indigo hull]

oh and here's a fun fact for you

[brisk shard]

Isnt Hell supposed to be cold in some iterations

[plain owl]

Or we talk now and it won’t happen

[indigo hull]

Joseph Smith allegedly was gonna run for President

[daring halo]

what

[indigo hull]

do with that info whatever you want

[narrow atlas]

Yeah that comes from Dante’s inferno I believe

[brisk shard]

I think Hell is cold in uhhh

[narrow atlas]

The lowest layer of hell was completely frozen

[daring halo]

uhh

[brisk shard]

Im tryna think the religion

[unreal kiln]

Parts of it are in Dante's inferno but Dante was a prolific fan fiction writer with self inserts so idfk dude

[plain owl]

I won’t ask again Mirel

[indigo hull]

LMAO

[narrow atlas]

It was for I believe betrayers

[bleak warren]

@plain owl knock that shit off now or you're out of here

[plain owl]

Me and you talk now or else

[bleak warren]

don't say things like that

[dreamy knoll]

Ok wtf

[daring halo]

ermm

[brisk shard]

I think hell was supposed to be cold in some iterations of Spanish belief?

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge can i send them to the spuder cave?

[brisk shard]

I think Hell was also cold in Nordic myth?

[upbeat charm]

erm what

[unreal kiln]

The big boys are coming

[plain owl]

Bro I wasn’t talking to you bro that why I was trying to get mirel to talk to me only danmit

[prime canopy]

Hell is supposed to be the earth

[brisk shard]

Although wasnt it a different Hel

[unreal kiln]

One section of it

[narrow atlas]

I saw a pair of Mr beast sweatpants last time I went

[unreal kiln]

There's multiple hells in Nordic faith

[dreamy knoll]

Spider cave

[brisk shard]

Yeah

[indigo hull]

there is a place in Michigan named Hell so you aren't wrong

[upbeat charm]

yummy

[narrow atlas]

I should’ve bought them. I sent a picture of them to a friend, and he said “unleash the beast”

[dusky river]

What about Flint

[dreamy knoll]

Still shouldnt say things like that

[dreamy knoll]

Hru clo

[daring halo]

uhh

okay

[indigo hull]

just block them lmao

[upbeat charm]

good
re-playing FH3

[indigo hull]

DNI

[dreamy knoll]

Nice having fun

[plain owl]

Is here way we can mirel

[upbeat charm]

yepyep

[narrow atlas]

On the topic of Hell. Trench Crusade recently dropped some cool lore for the Anointed

[dreamy knoll]

Mirel just ignore them

[unreal kiln]

Watched him get banned in real time

[dreamy knoll]

Thats gud clo

[bleak warren]

yeah he's gone

[indigo hull]

oh fr?

[bleak warren]

i ain't fucking around with that

[dreamy knoll]

Nice smoodge

[brisk shard]

Wait... is hell even cold in Christianity? Is it like specifically stated?

[daring halo]

yeah, it's quite something

[indigo hull]

this is why you are awesome

[unreal kiln]

Fire and brimstone are stated yes

[brisk shard]

Ah okay

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah im sorry things have gone to shit recently

[narrow atlas]

It was about how the ones in the Heretic Navy tend to follow Leviathan, but a cool part is it added variation to their appearance

[prime canopy]

There’s not even supposed to be one, it’s propaganda

[daring halo]

anyways

[dusky river]

W Smudge

[bleak warren]

it is what it is

[dreamy knoll]

It shouldnt be tho smudge

[indigo hull]

eating a grilled cheese with bacon bits in it

[narrow atlas]

The bible does not talk about like at all. We get the depictions mostly from Dante’s Inferno

[daring halo]

while I do not take them seriously, there have been people, person, that threatened such things to me, so it it is quite scary in that way, ANYWAYS ummmmmmhhhhh

[unreal kiln]

I believe that there's one verse that lists all the people that are going to hell and then says "their portion is in the lake that burns with fire"

[daring halo]

hiii how are you??? glaggleman

[dusky river]

I wanna just sit at a table and just devour a wheel of Wisconsin Chedder

[brisk shard]

I remember on page Kitsune 5:16 I said "Stancave is hell lowkey" sooo

[upbeat charm]

so many mean people what the heck

[brisk shard]