general

[bleak warren]

it's not funny when you ask for it

[sonic arrow]

Patrick over here

[urban valve]

dont ban me for the ha has

[bleak warren]

banned for leaving too many times

[urban valve]

easy work around

[sonic arrow]

Ban me FORVER

[urban valve]

twice

[urban valve]

ok

[coral token]

Oki

[urban valve]

say i wont

[sonic arrow]

Brotato did you actually take away my pregnant man emoji

NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT

WAUT WIAT WAIT WIAT

NO

MICHEAL

[coral token]

Why is bro yapping so much

[sonic arrow]

Mb

[coral token]

And no I didn't

[urban valve]

yapping in general, what a crime

[coral token]

But that emoji is blacklisted in general chat

[urban valve]

some will never learn 😔

[indigo hull]

almost as if its how you're supposed to earn money

[coral token]

Trueeee

[graceful phoenix]

gulp

[sonic arrow]

Fuh

[daring halo]

what may you be gulping, ponderosa

[graceful phoenix]

white monster

[daring halo]

monter

[indigo hull]

monsert

[daring halo]

I've never had a monster energy drink before

[coral token]

do you wanna see my monster collection

[sonic arrow]

Dawcter pebert

[graceful phoenix]

i have consumed a total of 8/24 of my white monsters and given 4 away to my sister and her gf, so im halfway done with my case

[daring halo]

or any energy drink, for that matter

[graceful phoenix]

hell yeah i do

[daring halo]

that's is an oddly specific measurement

[urban valve]

lowk monster smells like dew dew

[graceful phoenix]

monster branding is just a way to get tough guys to drinky fruity beverages and not hurt their fragile masculinity with it

[sonic arrow]

Average monster drinker broski

[sonic arrow]

Trueee

[daring halo]

I love how that could've been like 2/6 and 1/6

[graceful phoenix]

i have a 24 pack of monsters

[daring halo]

makes sense

[sonic arrow]

Tear the can in half and skull it like a kraken drinking pirates

[daring halo]

ahhhh... that explains it

[graceful phoenix]

so im using /24 to show how many total have been drunk, rather than a fraction that could be any number of them consumed

[sonic arrow]

Saying consumed is slightly worrying

[daring halo]

I thought that in recent years

[graceful phoenix]

i crush them in my hand and absorb their power

[daring halo]

monster is associated with femininity, at least some of it

[sonic arrow]

same lowkey

[sonic arrow]

I'm just thinking of the fucking infamous second son thing when you absorb neon

Niche reference but

[graceful phoenix]

i would put a paragraph here about this but i cant say the word in this server

but like when i was a kid i totally thought that monsters were a hard masculine scary beverage

[sonic arrow]

I knew exactly the Word bc I just typed it and couldn't send it

[ruby zealot]

ARE YOU FUCKING PLAYING MONOPOLY

[sonic arrow]

I'm sad now

can't say the word for the astolfo peeps

[woven nimbus]

hey chat :3

[sonic arrow]

Wsp

[glass gate]

Wdp

[sonic arrow]

Csnt type for shit

[glass gate]

Csnt

[sonic arrow]

SHUT

[glass gate]

That's mean

[sonic arrow]

I will not be staying positivity

[languid grove]

NO??

[woven nimbus]

chillin hbu?

[glass gate]

But what about clapping and the jiggling

[languid grove]

Demon and Kennedy are and I’m just watching like a chud

[woven nimbus]

AHHHH DA BEANS

[sonic arrow]

Waiting.

[woven nimbus]

for??

[sonic arrow]

The end.

[woven nimbus]

fair enough

[sonic arrow]

Nah kidding I'm waiting on my package

[ruby zealot]

finally you admit it
you're a chud
a chuddy chud chud

[woven nimbus]

gotcha lol

[ashen dagger]

No shes a girlypop

[ruby zealot]

a chudpop

[sonic arrow]

My new favourite word

[indigo hull]

Cornelius Vanderbilt

[storm whale]

bless you

[graceful phoenix]

should i play minecraft, terraria, unturned, or bannerlord?

[ruby zealot]

glaggle appears everytime i mention a country or date i swear

[storm whale]

destiny 1

[sonic arrow]

DEAD

[daring halo]

put it into my dms :3

[ruby zealot]

no dest 2 is

[storm whale]

palau

[daring halo]

thank you!

[sonic arrow]

EXECUTE HIM WE DONT TALK ABOUT DESTINY 1 OR 2 FOR THEY BOTH DIED

[glass gate]

Has anyone here played inscryption the card game

[storm whale]

respectfully, shut the fuck up

[sonic arrow]

Respectfully, no but on a serious note destiny 2 gets its last upd soon and I'm sad

[storm whale]

same

[sonic arrow]

It was a good run

[storm whale]

indeed

[graceful phoenix]

"first time?" -tf2

[sonic arrow]

Lol

[storm whale]

haven't played in three years but it still sucks

[sonic arrow]

I play on and off with a friend it's mid

Ive always liked warframe better anyway

[storm whale]

I played it for 8 years

[ruby zealot]

THERES NO DESTINY ONE ON PC FUCK MY LIFE

[storm whale]

NOOOOO

[sonic arrow]

Rip

[graceful phoenix]

9 years since jungle inferno

[ruby zealot]

time to revive my old ps4

[sonic arrow]

I'm gonna curb stomp that teto plush we don't tkaj abt thay

[sonic arrow]

Does he know?

[storm whale]

I'm playing through D1 rn actually

[graceful phoenix]

Begone.

[glass gate]

Why does this exist

[sonic arrow]

Why is Jimboomba miku

[bleak warren]

because he wanted to be

[sonic arrow]

We support him 😎

Couldn't find the salute emote and I was lazy

[storm whale]

y'all looking at the miku hair and ignoring the maid dress lol

[sonic arrow]

Thats normal for Jimmy

[storm whale]

fair

[bleak warren]

he made a song about the maid dress

[graceful phoenix]

just watched a video of a dude making a homemade pulse jet boat

[storm whale]

I know

[sonic arrow]

Ancient relic

[sonic arrow]

I did a thing?

Knew it

[coral token]

Quirked up white boy

[sonic arrow]

By the saints! What sorcery is this? I am utterly confounded by the peculiarity of this situation!

[sonic arrow]

True

The first time general has ever been quiet

[glass gate]

Is your pfp a potato

[graceful phoenix]

it gets quiet around nightime for the US

[sonic arrow]

No its a really fat seal

[sonic arrow]

Oh forgor abt timezones

[glass gate]

I thought It was a potato in a microwave for some reason

[sonic arrow]

It's just past 8am for me

[sonic arrow]

Lol

[graceful phoenix]

3-6PM in the us rn depending where you are (excluding hawaii, alaska, and territories)

[sonic arrow]

jeg

[sonic arrow]

Oh I'm in aus so prolly like 4 to 5

Wait that makes no sense at all ehst am I tlsking abt

[gritty temple]

I MANIFESTED LITTLE CAESAR’S WTF

My stepdad never gets Little Caesar’s but he got some today wtf

[sonic arrow]

How do you accomplish that

[gritty temple]

Aura

[daring halo]

ah, manifested it that way

[sonic arrow]

Oh that makes more sense I thought you conjured it from the dark depths or some shit like a skyrim necromancer

[daring halo]

I thought an entire restaurant manifested itself upon your will

[sonic arrow]

I CAST LITTLE CEASERS THIN CRUST PEPPERONIII

[storm whale]

mysterious stranger having aura as always

[gritty temple]

hehehe

[sonic arrow]

That's right 😎

[coral token]

ee

[sonic arrow]

Why does it say that e is a link

Thales help me

[daring halo]

that does not say that for me

[storm whale]

it's spam

[coral token]

it's a spam prevention system

not spam per se

[daring halo]

oh, nevermind

[sonic arrow]

I sent it once

[daring halo]

yeah, one letter message is forbidden

[graceful phoenix]

we dont do single-character messages here

[sonic arrow]

Oh

[coral token]

kids love spam chains

[glass gate]

G
G

[sonic arrow]

"We don't do that around here punk" said the ps2 action game asset

[glass gate]

Double letter equal double spam

[daring halo]

uh

[coral token]

very funny

[dreamy knoll]

We watching f1 one day

[coral token]

english only pls

[ruby zealot]

was that fucking korean

[daring halo]

f1, day

[coral token]

only if you wanna watch me cry.

[sonic arrow]

Why is that a rule anyway

[sonic arrow]

Yes please

[coral token]

do i look like i know every single language to be able to moderate

[daring halo]

other language -> mods goes hmmm? -> hard to moderate

[ruby zealot]

because they cant monitor every language

[dreamy knoll]

Bet lets figure out a day then

[sonic arrow]

Ah yes

[gritty temple]

Wdym you don’t know every language smh

[sonic arrow]

Hello have we heard of google translate

[coral token]

sure let me do this for every single message in non.-.english

that surely won't take forever

[sonic arrow]

Ok fair enough

[coral token]

going back and forth to every single message and to the translator and back

[graceful phoenix]

i dont wanna be too rude to you today, but basically piss off please thank you

[storm whale]

[dreamy knoll]

Thats not actually always correct

[coral token]

people could be saying slurs

[daring halo]

is it just convenient, is it not? what if the entire chat is speaking a foreign language, I truly do not see your point.

[sonic arrow]

True

[storm whale]

good song, can't say the name tho

[dreamy knoll]

Hey other tree

[hallow bay]

Twas Korean for Keanu Reeves

[storm whale]

I'm sorry what

[sonic arrow]

OH MY GOD I GET IT HOLY SHIT

[coral token]

now you know.

someone doesn't like explanations

you must hate school

[graceful phoenix]

hi veemo

[coral token]

you're forgiven

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[graceful phoenix]

nom

[sonic arrow]

I didn't have to be yelled at by like 6 different people broski

[coral token]

yelled? lmao

holy snowflake

[storm whale]

thank you tmables

[coral token]

😭

[dreamy knoll]

No one was yelling if u want i will yell at ya

[coral token]

stop, you're yelling

apparently

[daring halo]

I was certainly not yelling

[glass gate]

I got muted for a week for stopping a co owner for saying slurs and all he got was a little wrist slap even though he literallys been using it for months before I joined

[sonic arrow]

Scary sco'ish blorke

[storm whale]

WHAT?

[coral token]

amazing moderation

[dreamy knoll]

[coral token]

nothing , forget about it

[sonic arrow]

Idk why I read that with a Scottish accent

[coral token]

😭

[sonic arrow]

[storm whale]

thales we're making you Scottish now

[sonic arrow]

True

[storm whale]

you still live in Argentina tho

[sonic arrow]

ANYTHING that has a t you must put ' instead

But it has to be in the middle

[coral token]

i love eating while i watch masterchef the professionals

[sonic arrow]

The is still normal

[dreamy knoll]

Tables

[coral token]

yes

[sonic arrow]

Tables

[coral token]

hell no

[sonic arrow]

Hell yes

[dreamy knoll]

Do we alt f4 someone today?

[coral token]

the way pink name is blacklisted jhsjsjsa

[coral token]

i wish

it was a quiet day

[gritty temple]

I’m so mad that they got Little Caesar’s cause I can only have one slice

[dreamy knoll]

I so badly wanna cuz oh boy im mad

[sonic arrow]

Rip

[coral token]

why you so mad

[indigo hull]

steal the whole thing

[daring halo]

hm

[storm whale]

you wish it was a quiet day or it just was a quiet day

[gritty temple]

me fat ;(

[indigo hull]

become ungovernable

[gritty temple]

me only eat one slice so me can be not fat ;(

[daring halo]

procure even more pizza

[coral token]

it was relatively quiet

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u dino nuggies

[zinc frigate]

‘Oma’o

[ember dock]

meep

[gritty temple]

I CANT EAT THEM BARKBAKRBAKRBAKRBAKRBAKRBAKRBKABRKAR

[storm whale]

indeed

[daring halo]

ahhh, awh

[dreamy knoll]

[sonic arrow]

Become arch duke Franz Ferdinand and become part of the Turkish empire so you can govern them

[zinc frigate]

‘Ee’h

[sonic arrow]

So peao

[stark valve]

-# i wanna talk but i have no idea what to say

[dreamy knoll]

Not even oven baked and home made?

[zinc frigate]

Autocorrect I’m gonna stab ya

[upbeat charm]

omg clover loves that band

[glass gate]

Same

[gritty temple]

okay

yay ❤️

[zinc frigate]

[ruby zealot]

wrong franz ferdinand

[upbeat charm]

hi

[gritty temple]

I’ve already reached my daily calorie limit smh

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro look in dms

[sonic arrow]

Im talking abt am actual person

[dreamy knoll]

Damn

[glass gate]

Am

[upbeat charm]

no, it’s the right one

[zinc frigate]

[sonic arrow]

Sure sure

[storm whale]

should I get streaming perms and stream destiny 1 in vc

[sonic arrow]

Yes.

[glass gate]

Yes.

[coral token]

[sonic arrow]

Do it.

[dreamy knoll]

Hai hai

[glass gate]

Do it.

[graceful phoenix]

become former president taft

[daring halo]

how worth it is it?

[worthy viper]

I graduated today

[daring halo]

are you planning to stream even more in the future

[indigo hull]

you have the right idea rosa

[dreamy knoll]

500 exploding dr peppers

[upbeat charm]

probably pretty worth it

[storm whale]

I was gonna pick up streaming perms anyway in the future

[daring halo]

maybe

[upbeat charm]

[daring halo]

that's true, go ahead then

[zinc frigate]

She’s also not even close to Scottish, using ya doesn’t mean Scotland I use that all the time

[dreamy knoll]

You

[graceful phoenix]

why must they explode

[indigo hull]

i bought streaming perms to stream H3VR and i haven't done it yet

[upbeat charm]

clo

[daring halo]

:33 yayyy

[storm whale]

here

[dreamy knoll]

Evil

[sonic arrow]

I keep reading this with a Scottish accent I can't help it

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[upbeat charm]

[dreamy knoll]

Yes u can im screaming at u now

[upbeat charm]

huzzah

[sonic arrow]

sanctify me to the Aldritch gods

Eldritch but ok autocorrect

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[zinc frigate]

Ya is just a shortened version of you, can be used by anyone

[sonic arrow]

I'm well aware I just thought it was funny

I say it all the time

[heady arch]

Herrerasaurus was fluffy (this was revealed to me in a dream)

[sonic arrow]

Do elaborate

[dreamy knoll]

I hope u trip over ur 2 left feet

[heady arch]

it was revealed to me in a dream.

[sonic arrow]

I hope your clothes get caught on a doorknob everytime you walk through a door

[daring halo]

how are you doing-? :3

[sonic arrow]

Ha bested you in curses beast

[dreamy knoll]

Ok and i should care?

[coral token]

bless the automod.

[sonic arrow]

:[

[upbeat charm]

good
what about mirel

[sonic arrow]

All in good fun

[daring halo]

why the tussle

[dreamy knoll]

I hope u go back to school

[daring halo]

the conflict

[stark valve]

-# i dont know whats happening but i don't think this was necesaary

[daring halo]

that is good, I'm oki, just recently woken up :3

[storm whale]

angr

idk

[sonic arrow]

Dude relax I read something in a Scottish accent thought it was funny so I said so it is not even remotely close to be deep enough for you to be in this "state"

[upbeat charm]

good, playing blender for the first time

[sonic arrow]

In kindest of wordings fuck off

[daring halo]

such confusing occurrence..

[upbeat charm]

real…

[daring halo]

does that not defeat the point of the first part of your sentence

[sonic arrow]

There is that

[dreamy knoll]

Stop calling me dude or bloke u moron

[daring halo]

ahh, I see

[sonic arrow]

My bad it's a habit

[dreamy knoll]

Thats gud

[daring halo]

hello smudge, seems to be a happening is happening

[coral token]

what is even goin on

[sonic arrow]

No clue

[daring halo]

I guess so

[daring halo]

a conflict between veemo.ai and dr.epostrophe

though it seems to be derived from a sort of misunderstanding

[sonic arrow]

I'm not involved

[coral token]

ah yes, a conflict

[bleak warren]

many people are having issues with this epostrophe person it seems

[thin prairie]

[sonic arrow]

Yes I seem to be annoying people

[dreamy knoll]

U called me a bloke to begin with

[daring halo]

or mistaking a tone for another? I don't know

[sonic arrow]

Again sorry, thats a habit because I'm called it alot so I picked it up

[daring halo]

yes, just like the cold war

[sonic arrow]

Arms race

[daring halo]

.. I'm kidding, I just meant like, a tussle, is there any other word for that?!

[daring halo]

I guess

[coral token]

you can say fight, argument, it's ok

[daring halo]

arms race is a more specific part of a conflict, is it not?

[dreamy knoll]

Go read a book and then read everyone's profile then come back

[daring halo]

it's where one party try to outdo the other

[indigo hull]

for a Cold War yeah

[daring halo]

.. hm

[daring halo]

ah.. you're right

[storm whale]

I thought it was supposed to be a quiet day

[daring halo]

though the conflict doesn't fit the "fight" vibe for me, one of them seems confused

[coral token]

i jinxed it

[daring halo]

as to what they have done

[sonic arrow]

For the third time. I apologise I did not mean to offend you by calling you bro bloke or any other gender annunciation I have always used that as a genderless thing, sorry I'm gonna stop arguing and responding to that now if you keep trying to escalate

[storm whale]

banned

[coral token]

bamned

[storm whale]

fuck

[drowsy bridge]

[bleak warren]

bonned

[daring halo]

garten of bam bamned

[indigo hull]

Dark Side of the Meow

[sonic arrow]

Do you change your bio everyday for the Christmas counter

[storm whale]

heading to venus

[sonic arrow]

I must inquire

[storm whale]

peak area intro

[drowsy bridge]

Almost every day

[sonic arrow]

Omdz peak

[bleak warren]

this duck loves christmas

[languid grove]

[sonic arrow]

Go figure

[storm whale]

✅

[sonic arrow]

What art thou pondering about upon this finest day

[glass gate]

Hi guys

[storm whale]

vex time

[indigo hull]

This vexes me

[storm whale]

pretty much yes

machines with little creatures in them

[sonic arrow]

There are worms under your skin tear off your skin and rip them out

[ocean venture]

So I went to the Jimmy kissing Bryce website and it was real

[sonic arrow]

WHAT

[lethal sierra]

There's a website?

[ocean venture]

Yeah, it is

[daring halo]

OH that is why your username is Christmas duck..

such specialized niche, from the creation of your profile, too?

[ocean venture]

It’s on every time I laugh. I lose 250.

[sonic arrow]

Dedication

[languid grove]

Thou was pondering what thy drama was about but thou scrolled up and figured out for theself

[slow current]

should i make jimmy and bryce fall inlove on my tomodachi life island? 🧐

[sonic arrow]

Incredible use of britishism

[sonic arrow]

YES.

[slow current]

sza has a crush on bryant barnes

[sonic arrow]

I made gojo and geto make a child on mine so

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[ocean venture]

Speaking of I put Jimmy in my tomodachi life Island

[storm whale]

God Destiny 1 had such good atmosphere

[languid grove]

Thanks :3

[sonic arrow]

So much better than 2

[slow current]

i made nova online and tyler catastrophe fall in love

[storm whale]

it's been so long I remember none of this stuff and I'm blown away

[sonic arrow]

Graphics are okay for both of them atmosphere is much better in 1

[glass gate]

Cacio el pepe

[storm whale]

the original content did. then they removed it

[sonic arrow]

Peak

[unreal kiln]

Do you just have weird egotist individuals in your tomadachi life

[ocean venture]

Chat plus 2 this guy

[sonic arrow]

Yea it sucks

[storm whale]

red war was SO GOOD as a main campaign

I wish they brought it back

[sonic arrow]

Real destiny 2 flopped after beyond light

[unreal kiln]

Me and one of my friends in Virginia made a pilgrimage to the Chris chan house

[slow current]

my jimmy on my island looks js like him it’s scary

[sonic arrow]

Atlesst to me it dud

[slow current]

same with bryce

[sonic arrow]

Send a photo in the photo channel

[ocean venture]

Do you need to see mine because my Jimmy looks cursed as hell?

[storm whale]

after lightfall imo

that's when shit really hit it

[sonic arrow]

Lol

[slow current]

i can send photos ion think ima high enough level

[sonic arrow]

Yea fair enough

[glass gate]

Dead island 2 is peak

[sonic arrow]

Dam

[slow current]

what level do i have to be?

[sonic arrow]

When caide came back and died I knew it the franchise would be Done for

[storm whale]

after lightfall I was like "I love this but it's time to end it"

[sonic arrow]

Bc it's just milking him for content

Ima go chat

Bye bye

[storm whale]

ehhhhhhh the way they did it was pretty good actually

[daring halo]

bye

[unreal kiln]

It's almost my orange day

[ember dock]

[brisk shard]

oops

why did it type stuff

i was not typing at all

[coral token]

yess diva

type awayy

[lethal sierra]

Has a mind of its own

[languid grove]

[brisk shard]

YAAAS

GURL LET THOSE LETTERS SPEAK FO THEMSELVES!!!!

[coral token]

dementia era yasss

[brisk shard]

dementHER!

[languid grove]

The zest is getting too zesty

[coral token]

demenTHEM

[brisk shard]

gurl you just jealousssss

haters gonna hate okurrr

become zesty with us rika

[dreamy knoll]

throwing u

[brisk shard]

join the zesty side

[storm whale]

zest overload

[brisk shard]

together we will rule the galaxSHE!

[brisk shard]

ow

[bleak warren]

woke karens be like i want to speak to your themager

[coral token]

LMAO

woke karens be like

WHO'S YOUR GENDER?

[dreamy knoll]

[coral token]

I WANNA SPEAK TO THEY/THEM

[storm whale]

this is going in a quotebook

[drowsy bridge]

I really like Christmas and ducks

I’m a simple person

[dreamy knoll]

you

[drowsy bridge]

How art thou?

[urban valve]

🛝

I’m going pro slide league

[storm whale]

are you sliding into chat

[coral token]

i can't let that slide

[dreamy knoll]

imma crashout and then throw someone

[drowsy bridge]

[brisk shard]

MANAGHER? YOUR EMPLOYEE SAID TO ME "do you have a query?" AND I WAS LIKE... WHAAAAT!!! HOW DID YOU KNOWWWW 💅

[urban valve]

There’s a special place in hell for people like you 🤬

[drowsy bridge]

Hope you feel better soon

[coral token]

yassss the gay club ❤️

[urban valve]

Yess

[coral token]

LMAOOOOOOOO

PLS

[brisk shard]

these jokes will never get old

[dreamy knoll]

yeah when i finish this terrible game

[brisk shard]

theyre too fuckin funny man omg

[coral token]

WE ARE SO FUNNY

[brisk shard]

i cant stop giggling at query

[drowsy bridge]

😭

[coral token]

clocking every1

[lethal sierra]

What are you playing

[brisk shard]

#COMEDSHE!

we are the new comedians!

[glass gate]

W'e*

[upbeat charm]

clover hates blender so much

[dreamy knoll]

celeste i have bad experiences with it and im only playing it cuz i was paid to play it

[brisk shard]

fuckin query 😭 im never forgetting that

my face is like shaking from laughing

[glass gate]

[brisk shard]

these segments are too good

im telling my queer friend that joke hes gonna fuckin love it

[coral token]

today 🌞 i WOKE 🏳️‍🌈 UP 🆙 sososo HE/HIMPPY 😍 WENT TO ⭐ BUCKS AND SLAYED WITH A HER/SHEYS LATT(HE) ☕ READY 2️⃣ START THE THEY(DAY) 😍

[brisk shard]

LMAOOOOO

[coral token]

i pissed myself reading that

[bleak warren]

i'm changing the himalayas to the themalayas

[brisk shard]

sis i gotta go sleep

getting my beauty sleep

[coral token]

get that rest diva

[brisk shard]

ill see yall tomorrowww

[coral token]

bye byeee

[brisk shard]

girlboss? OUT!

[glass gate]

No im not a human is goated af

[lethal sierra]

Welcome to the himalayas!!

[indigo hull]

Hermalayas

[coral token]

[graceful phoenix]

what is cursing my eyes rn

[coral token]

blessing you meant

[graceful phoenix]

holy emoji spam

[bleak warren]

going to the wokestaurant ordering the she's/her salad

i am probably going to hell

[coral token]

when when i go to papa's wokeria and order a cookiezza

[graceful phoenix]

what if instead of buying chocolate from her/she's, i buy it from their/them's

[bleak warren]

i want a cookiezza!

[storm whale]

what is happening

[coral token]

we're serving

[bleak warren]

the gays are making jokes about themselves

[storm whale]

💅

[bleak warren]

(us)

[steady owl]

As someone who doesn’t get nightmares, I’ve been having nightmares again for the first time since I was 10

[storm whale]

slayyy

[steady owl]

Thales, you’re always serving

[iron wraith]

🛝

[coral token]

you know that's riiiight

yasss

[glass gate]

I quit

[steady owl]

[lethal sierra]

I shit

[coral token]

i sit

[iron wraith]

speaking of serving Thales what has been the hardest thing youve ever baked?

[coral token]

made me thing of that stupid 2010 millenial meme

ipaid

ipod

[dreamy knoll]

you

[coral token]

ipaid!!!

and it's the dad

[steady owl]

Me

[dreamy knoll]

hallo goat

[coral token]

hardest as of literally being rock solid?

[bleak warren]

the only thing i've ever baked is myself

[steady owl]

Hi!

[coral token]

enriqueeee

[dreamy knoll]

i though u made cookies before

[iron wraith]

like no matter what you did to bake it always took a couple trys

[bleak warren]

i wanted to make a weed joke

[coral token]

funny enough, opera cake

[iron wraith]

man now i wanna make cookies

[coral token]

it's so hard to get the layers right and not mix them

and for the cut to look clean

[dreamy knoll]

Ah sorry my brain fried and i havent even started the torture of my remaining bit of sanity

[steady owl]

[steady owl]

Adrian

[coral token]

adriana salte

[storm whale]

"why is the right place always so terrifying" idk because we're stupid and get in over our heads?

[coral token]

i see you river lol

[iron wraith]

i can see that and OMG it looks good

[bleak warren]

dinner is gonna be good tonight, we're having White People Taco Night ™

[coral token]

it does and it has so many processes

it's like

[iron wraith]

i just looked it up

[dreamy knoll]

Tacos

[coral token]

a chocolate sponge, a coffee buttercream, a chocolate ganache, a shinny chocolate glase

[bleak warren]

a sponge for chocolate how odd

[coral token]

LMAO

pls

[iron wraith]

oohhh yrah i have a problem with chocolate too. if it not the right temps it can do everything wrong

[coral token]

chocolate can be , no pun intented, temperamental

specially white chocolate

bitch loves to split

[coral token]

pff

[iron wraith]

me to the chocolate after it touches ONE DROP of water

[storm whale]

what

[coral token]

chocolate hates water

it immediately hardens

[storm whale]

[storm whale]

damn

[coral token]

it can ruin everything

[iron wraith]

yeh espesially dyeing it bc it fucking hates to be dyed

[prime canopy]

Meow !!!

[iron wraith]

i had to warm up my dyes just so it would mix it and before that i didnt know it would turn into a hard/ gloopy mess. so i ruined a batch of chocolate before the easter event and had to find more chocolate around the house

i was able to fix it tho

[coral token]

depending on which chocolate, they like gel dye or powder dye

or the ones that can be dissolved in alcohol

[indigo hull]

meow but evil

[iron wraith]

i was using white melting chocolates and i used a gel dye

i ruined the first batch bc i didnt temper it properly

[coral token]

i'd still eat ts

white chocolate hates to be melted in a microwave

it splits and curdles before even seeing the microwave

she likes mary baths

[iron wraith]

yeah thats how i ruined it so i ended up doing the stove top method

[prime canopy]

gasp

[prime canopy]

Why’s the Carolina hurricanes logo a B now ?

[indigo hull]

wait fr?

[prime canopy]

🅱️

[prime canopy]

Yea

[indigo hull]

huh

no idea

[pseudo pollen]

Only 3 more hours and then im home🥲

[coral token]

slay

frfr

:p

[storm whale]

maaaaan destiny is amazing cuz you can invade the vault of glass if you find a fireteam going in and just tag along with them

can't get very far but it is pretty funny

[indigo hull]

Alternate history is amazing because you can make up any shitty excuse for how Julius Caesar could’ve lived

[storm whale]

vault of ass

[storm whale]

he stabbed Brutus with a chocolate knife and gave him mega diabetes

[indigo hull]

perfect

In actuality had he lived Rome could’ve potentially conquered the Parthians

[coral token]

rome? MAMMA MIA

PIZZERIA

i just ate like

two hugs potato bombs

idk how to even call them in english

[storm whale]

what

[coral token]

we literally call them potato bombs

it's a potato puree, you mix it with eggs and flour so you have like a potato dough

you make a ball, fill it with cheese

i also filled it with sausage

you roll it in bread crumbs and fry it

oh wait

a potato croquete

[storm whale]

hmmmmmm

[timid kelp]

ohhhhhhhh lol 😭

ignore that im a bit late

[urban valve]

Only 11 hours

[storm whale]

freeze oil and then toss it in boiling water

nothing happens

[coral token]

lmao

[storm whale]

but if you do the opposite you make a firebomb

[coral token]

slightly late

[indigo hull]

Make bath toys out of cesium

[storm whale]

🗣️

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

it will explode upon immediate contact with the water

[storm whale]

mayhaps

[storm whale]

indeed, and very violently

[urban valve]

Y=mx+b

Oooohhhhhhhh

Ball

[urban valve]

My aunt genuinely got in the car and willingly started blasting fetty wap

[daring halo]

hello

[daring halo]

hmm

[storm whale]

[daring halo]

all responsibilities goes to YOU for this one tip.. okay?

[storm whale]

nah

[daring halo]

I'm kidding :3

[urban valve]

Damnnn

[storm whale]

thales gets credit

[daring halo]

ahh

[coral token]

what

[urban valve]

thales gets credit

[coral token]

for what

[storm whale]

congratulations! you're an arsonist now!

[daring halo]

for the infohazard, I assume

[coral token]

oh i already knew that

when i was a kid i loved playing with fire

but small things

my brother set the house on fire

[daring halo]

wait what would happen if you toss freezing oil upon boiling water anyway

[coral token]

when he was like 5

[coral token]

nothing

[daring halo]

I know that doing that in reverse is bad because all the water boiling inside the oil

[coral token]

it'd just melt

and you'd have water ready to boil pasta

[daring halo]

yeah that makes very much sense I guess

[indigo hull]

Fuckin dumbass bird hopping around

[daring halo]

what

[indigo hull]

Makes me wanna throw a rock at it

[coral token]

lmao

idk

[storm whale]

[daring halo]

bazinga

[urban valve]

Holy shit my friend called a Gatorade by its full name

“Get me cold blue!”

[graceful phoenix]

that aint your friend, that's a skinwalker

[pseudo pollen]

It’s blue

[indigo hull]

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE

[urban valve]

Genuinely bottom 3 moments

[storm whale]

your friend is not real

[pseudo pollen]

Ya that dude is not human

[urban valve]

I had black Gatorade one time and it genuinely tasted like nothing

[graceful phoenix]

BLUEBERRIES ARE ALSO GREEN ON THE INSIDE

[indigo hull]

I’m firing John Fruit

[urban valve]

Like not even the taste of water

Just straight nothingness

[indigo hull]

His products are falsely advertised

[urban valve]

John fruit was always a bitch though

[glass gate]

I clip

[graceful phoenix]

huckleberries are far superior to blueberries btw

[indigo hull]

Those are real?

[graceful phoenix]

and not any of that huckleberry flavored garbage or the huckleberry strain of blueberries, im talking REAL huckleberries

[indigo hull]

Ah

[urban valve]

I like 🍅

[pseudo pollen]

I slip : c

[pseudo pollen]

Red orange

[graceful phoenix]

it's a wild berry native to the western US, canada, and the midwestern us

[daring halo]

tomatoes...

[indigo hull]

I live not in those parts of the US

[pseudo pollen]

No red oranges

[daring halo]

I have always disliked tomatoes

[urban valve]

Wild berry…

[daring halo]

ahh

[urban valve]

Maybe I’ve had one maybe I haven’t

[graceful phoenix]

plus they taste different depending on location. Just within the scout camp i worked at, there were different areas where they were sweet, tart, bitter, or even one area where they tasted like wild strawberries

[pseudo pollen]

Unbelievable

[urban valve]

Sighhh

There was a funny berry but it has a blacklisted word in it

It’s in Alaska

[daring halo]

oo

huckleberry..

[coral token]

🥑

[daring halo]

I've never even eaten a blueberry in my entire life

[pseudo pollen]

Green orange with big seed

[coral token]

[daring halo]

hmm.. this is a berry, isn't it

avocado has one of the weirdest texture of a fruit for me, idk why

such.. buttery meaty thing

[pseudo pollen]

*Green orange with big seed

[daring halo]

that's 2 colour

[pseudo pollen]

No its the fruit orange with green color and big seed

[glass gate]

I trip

[pseudo pollen]

I flip?

[pseudo pollen]

What a nice bird

[ornate kernel]

Buzz buzz

[proper crest]

Hmhm

[glass gate]

I chip

[pseudo pollen]

I went from being in 80 degree weather to being in rainy 40 degree weather : c

[pseudo pollen]

I yield

[glass gate]

I dip

[left sierra]

Remember to take your toasters on walks every now and then.

They really appreciate it.

[daring halo]

question

what do you need to be able to take care of a toaster?

what do you feed it and how often

[left sierra]

Bread, air, whimsy, and water. The last one is optional.

Feed a toaster when they're hungry. You'll know when.

[urban valve]

Ughh

Drive 20 minutes back home or sleep in the car 🤔

Options options

[left sierra]

How sleepy is you?

[daring halo]

mhm

[urban valve]

I don’t usually put my sleep to scale, if I’m tired I’m going to sleep

[left sierra]

Then sleep now.
Sleep deprived driving is as dangerous as a DUI of alcohol.

[dreamy knoll]

So sober driving

[drowsy bridge]

Russian badger war thunder vod

🦡

When was this an emote

What a wonderful little critter

[dreamy knoll]

When will he play squad

[drowsy bridge]

Didn’t he already do that

[daring halo]

wow, a badger

🫎this exists as well?!

[pseudo pollen]

I has to board flight in 10 minutes : \

[dreamy knoll]

Arma not squad

[drowsy bridge]

Ah my bad

[drowsy bridge]

Have fun!!

[dreamy knoll]

Diff game

Simular but diff

[pseudo pollen]

I will try ig

[daring halo]

if I recall correctly, arma has slower pacing, moreso an unscripted conflict simulator rather than a scenario

[dreamy knoll]

Same with squad cuz they both are milsim games

[daring halo]

I guess so

I'm interested in both games but I doubt, my laptop can run it

[dreamy knoll]

U will be suprised

[daring halo]

Arma seems like a, more open ended? game while squad has a more specific objective

[daring halo]

how so?

[dreamy knoll]

Look at the min specs on steam

[ruby zealot]

2 days and 5 months left

[gritty temple]

My laptop shouldn’t be running the games that I play but I make it run them anyway

[narrow atlas]

[gritty temple]

I can ignore the loud fan with my awesome noise cancelling AirPods

[daring halo]

hm, I have researched, the specs requirements is surprisingly low

[narrow atlas]

At a party rn, and my friends got me edibles

[gritty temple]

I really need a cooling pad

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm

[gritty temple]

What if they got you inedibles

[upbeat charm]

ate them all already, sorry

[narrow atlas]

I’d die

[pseudo pollen]

Be safe ig lmao

[daring halo]

although it is like, (twice?) more demanding than that of war thunder, and war thunder is already an exceptionally optimized game that runs fairly on my laptop (30 fps, ultra low quality)

[gritty temple]

Never die

[narrow atlas]

[pseudo pollen]

Orange

[daring halo]

hehe

[narrow atlas]

We balling

[gritty temple]

I wish dogs were real

[pseudo pollen]

Praise the omnisaihah lmao. Anyways gotta board my flight now

[narrow atlas]

Glory to the machine god

Keep an eye out for ork snipers

[pseudo pollen]

Will do

[gritty temple]

Spaghetti

[cursive token]

QUICK DOES SOMEONE HAVE THAT MEME OF THE GUY HOLDING UP THE FISH AND IT SAYS “I FOUND” PLS PUT IT IN THE MEME CHANNEL ITS URGENT

[gritty temple]

sorry I chewed it up

[cursive token]

I found it >:3

[storm whale]

AHHHH

[coral token]

Wha

[gritty temple]

AAAAHHH AAAAAAH THALES AAAAA

Hello

[storm whale]

too many people in vc

had to skedaddle

[urban valve]

Holy shit

Best nap ever, I woke up with a mark from the seatbelt

[storm whale]

hell yeah

[icy mason]

boy oh boy do i have news for you (joke)

[urban valve]

What are dogs?

[icy mason]

good question

[gritty temple]

BARKBAKRBAKRBAKRBAKRBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[urban valve]

I only know dawgs 😂

I’m so fricking funny

Ahahahahahah

[icy mason]

mods add one electron to every atom in their body

[drowsy bridge]

There was apparently an earthquake yesterday when I was playing Roblox with my friends

[urban valve]

I had like hella earthquakes last month

I was either playing volleyball or asleep on my floor

[drowsy bridge]

I live within 5 minutes of 2 of my friends and they felt it but I didn’t for some reason

Is a magnitude 6 earthquake high?

[icy mason]

earthquake immunity

[drowsy bridge]

Well it was also kinda far

[woven flicker]

I got money

[indigo hull]

rich mf

[storm whale]

Omar got bands

[upbeat charm]

hand em over

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[storm whale]

are you robbing the local dinosaur

[stark onyx]

Hi rib! where you been?

[urban valve]

Great

I’m bowling

[stark onyx]

It says you joined today though 🤔

Idk

[sweet aspen]

Somone tell me how to post on the ylyl

[primal spire]

#ylyl-entries after reading #ylyl-rules during open entry periods

[blissful oar]

you unlock it by pinging all mods 17 times in a row

[storm whale]

she rejoined the server today

[stark onyx]

I know

[upbeat charm]

yes

[storm whale]

how is he gonna pay for dinosurance

[icy mason]

hey uh guys how do i check my dingus dollars balance again, i forgot

[strange torrent]

Y'all how do I get image perms
I made a Jimmy mii and really wanna show it off

[zinc frigate]

#ylyl-rules❗

How did nobody sent the channel link

[pseudo pollen]

Do i chug my ginger ale?

[indigo hull]

shotgun it

unless its not a can

then chug it

[pseudo pollen]

Im on an airplane so im gonna chug

[indigo hull]

aight

[blissful oar]

I read this so wrong

[floral badge]

REAL

[floral badge]

how did you read it?

[blissful oar]

I can't say it

[pseudo pollen]

Yes please enlighten me

[pseudo pollen]

Aw

[floral badge]

HOW WRONG DID U READ IT

:HYPERBLUNDER:

insert hyperblunder emoji

[blissful oar]

just rearrange some of the words in "ginger" 😭

[pseudo pollen]

LMAO

[floral badge]

BryceUp alt 😭

[pseudo pollen]

Well me cant say the word you think of, and i plan on not saying it at any point LMAO

[blissful oar]

I swear it was unintentional, I just read your sentence and I saw that word and my eyes legit bulged out

WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH, BUT YOU JUST HAD TO CHANGE THE WORDS

YOU, AND YOUR BRAINROT

[floral badge]

????

[blissful oar]

weren't you making a breaking bad reference?

[pseudo pollen]

Don’t worry bout it lmao, me read sentence very wrong many times

[gritty temple]

I don’t even know how to read

[storm whale]

diabolical

[blissful oar]

jesse where is the ginger ale

ayo mr white you can't stay that

jesse what are you talking about

[ruby zealot]

Night chart
Bye arch

[floral badge]

top 10 confessions

[gritty temple]

Fym bye

[storm whale]

night puppet

[pseudo pollen]

The airplane people or whatever they called would kill me if i shotgunned it

[storm whale]

yes

[gritty temple]

Puppet is going to kill me

[ruby zealot]

Fine
See ya later alligator

[gritty temple]

Good enough awruff:3

[ruby zealot]

...maybe

[hushed storm]

Are there any gifs of homelander begging?

[storm whale]

just live

[hushed storm]

@ruby zealot nice pfp btw

[ruby zealot]

Thanks

[gritty temple]

deep ……….

[pseudo pollen]

Seems like a skill issue

[ruby zealot]

Okay before I sleep I'm stabbing you with this carrot

[storm whale]

deep thoughts deep in the galaxy

[gritty temple]

AAUAGGHHH

[ruby zealot]

🥕

[floral badge]

mmmmm 24 carrot

[pseudo pollen]

Dude i made big mistake lmao

[ruby zealot]

Stabbity stab stab

[pseudo pollen]

Mmmh carrot

[storm whale]

[daring halo]

skipity toilet

[storm whale]

banned

slash jay

[pseudo pollen]

Get out of this server now

[ruby zealot]

🥒

[storm whale]

Green snake

[daring halo]

:3

[daring halo]

AGHHH

[pseudo pollen]

It pains me to even think about that

[pseudo pollen]

Long green orange

[floral badge]

thats what it looks like after the incident

[ruby zealot]

@daring halo is like a cat they get scared when theres a cucumber

[ruby zealot]

I'm sorry?

[pseudo pollen]

Brb im gonna see if the bot thinks im gonna be maiden-less forever

[daring halo]

mhm, meow

[hushed storm]

Anyone please...
Please I'll [expletive]... I'll [expletive]...

[storm whale]

are scared of snakes or summ

[pseudo pollen]

I dont want to talk about the response I got from the bot

[floral badge]

We cant send gifs here

[hushed storm]

#memes Idc

[floral badge]

insert cat laughing pointing at camera image thing

[hushed storm]

anything please

[ruby zealot]

[pseudo pollen]

[blissful oar]

insert cat into the volcanic hole of searing agony

[pseudo pollen]

Im asking for a second opnion

[daring halo]

just cucumber

well if I see a snake irl I'm pretty sure I'd jump

[pseudo pollen]

Third opinion now

[daring halo]

:3?

[storm whale]

this is relieving

[ruby zealot]

[storm whale]

but they're so cute

[floral badge]

this chat needs a topic 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️

[pseudo pollen]

Finally a good response form the bot

[tired temple]

damn i just ran a crabsnake tf over in my seamoth 😭

[storm whale]

banned

[pseudo pollen]

Only took three tries for it to say im not gonna be maidenless forever LMAO

[daring halo]

hehe

[daring halo]

!! :3

[daring halo]

they are rather cute yes (except for.. cobras), though I'd rather not encounter one suddenly :3

[storm whale]

that's fair

I would totally love a snake as a pet

something non-venomous

[pseudo pollen]

I made grave error in another server and now im painting a model as a “commission”

[humble saddle]

Yo anyone play tds on roblox. I was wondering if I can get quad to beat pizza party.

[jolly forge]

Hey yall

Scott here

[jade sail]

JSCLATT DID A VOLLEYBALL GAME AND JIMMY WAS IN IT???

[jolly forge]

What?!

[coral token]

That was like

What, 2 years ago?